#GET SOME THERAPY

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Bro the TMNT fandom can be so freaking tiring sometimes. Like- I love this franchise but some of y’all are just ruining it. And by “some of y’all” I mean the people who are shipping the turtles with each other.

One minute you think someone is nice? And then they ship T*est. Talented and has an amazing artysle? Draws T*est. They’re following you and you want to see what they’re blog is about?

FREAKING. T*EST.

They’re brothers. I’m so tired of the “Don’t like? Don’t read 🥺” bs. OFC NO ONE WILL READ IT- You’re shipping siblings. Get some help, man.

[justalitlecreacher]

I think about the episode of Psych where Shawn’s uncle comes back constantly

B/c like it’s obvious to everyone watching that once Jack(?) gets the gold from Shawn he likely has 0 intention of meeting up at the Red Robin to divide it up so it initially seems like a really out of character moment for Shawn (who’s supposed to be good at reading people in these exact situations) to give him the bag and trust him to come back

But then it’s revealed that Shawn had given him a bag of rocks because he knew the whole time that Jack wasn’t going to come back, but he still waited for him, he waited long enough for Gus to give up and leave the Red Robin, and there’s something heartbreaking to me about Shawn knowing that he’s not going to show but waiting anyway because he desperately wants to be proven wrong

[origamibears]

just saw something in the scarian tag I wish I could unsee

[magicalstevengames]

Shout out to Alma Madrigal, who managed to flee from raiders when she was only hours post partum. Like it takes weeks for women to recover but she managed to help lead their town and carry her newborns, then watched her husband die. That day must have been a nightmare.

[sage-draws-badly]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST

ENDRI.

@endridadragon12

[FULL NAME I WILL NOT SHARE BECAUSE PUBLIC POST ON THE INTERNET]

YES, YOU.

you are not getting isekaid to twst

im sorry its just not happening isekais arent real

in addition, no, your twst game is not sentient, and it will never be. sowwy but thats not how code works

YOURE DELUSIONAL 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

(this is /lhj i am not actually mad at you for anything lol)

[mellorocket]

Y'know the fact that there are still transphobes on this site who just think they can post the most vile shit and just "get away with it" is funny enough, but there's something incredibly sad about seeing women proudly refer to themselves as "femoids" as some sort of "differentiating" tagline from Those Accursed Transgenders.

[outcasting101]

Imagine a senario like this

Yandere-Stalker: I’ll do anything for you darling. Please?

Me: alright then go a therapy, il pay fro you

Yandere-Stalker: Wa-

Me: you said you’ll do anything for me

And that where the yandere reform into normal…at least the best they can be. Thankfully with a fewer stalking news oh god they become stronger, it a psychological warfare AHHHH

Idk why I write this but I just wanna lol 😝

[aloneinthehellfire]

unpopular opinion but Ur not a good writer if ur just adding on and on to a story we've already read thats just lazy

i don't remember asking for your opinion but if we're sharing...

you're not a good troll if you just hide behind an anonymous ask, that's just cowardice

you're not particularly bright if you're just getting annoyed at one singular account on tumblr instead of, hm, I don't know, ignoring me, that's just dumb

you're not really going to be on my radar after this cute little discussion because, well, you're not anything to me

have a mediocre day!

[iamalakethisisfinal]

FUA 35: Gloria Alves

Ok so. Just finished re-listen to ep 35, and yep, yeah Klein and Alves were most certainly very very gay for each other once upon a time. When? Unknown, could have been when they first were stationed together, could have been an on-and-off romance spanning years, with Klein always willing to take Alves back when she comes, and Alves always the first to leave, to decide this, little distraction, couldn't get in her way. Or maybe it's neither. Maybe it's two women, who through the use of alcohol end up in bed together. And maybe they try to pretend like it didn't happen, pretend like nothing there, but they just keep doing it. Am I reading too much into this? Yes, I most likely am. Is there more I want to say about Gloria, and how she should not be fucking charge, because gods knows, she trying, but she just making stuff worse? No, not even close. I just do not have the time right now to write a whole essay about how these two broken people need to get over themself, work together to run this horrible little hell pocket of a site, and maybe fucking bone. So, Have the crumbs of the essay to come.

[cal4hysteria]

what the fuck is wrong with adam. why is he such a hater. he is not human enough to have this much hate in his heart. you are NOT even a real person why are you so mean 😭😭 WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THOSE ANGER ISSUES FROM. I am the biggest adam murray defender but if you asked me to defend this i couldnt

adam hating evelin in vol 4 was the funniest to me. "I'm sorry I'm the mentally stable one in our relationship" ADAM YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY STABLE. HE IS THE OPPOSITE OF MENTALLY STABLE.

anyway the end of my adam murray rant again.. back to regularly scheduled adam murray silliness

[whysoseven]

If you're a good person only so you can be considered "a good person" and not being thought of one means it's "all for nothing" you are not a good person.

Right okay I see your point but, consider, then what makes you a "good person"?

This is so unbelievably subjective and such a weird thing to argue. If I'm doing objectively good and kind things for purely the sake of I want to be a good and kind person, what difference does it make? A praying mantis that I rescue off of a store kiosk and put outside on a tree doesn't care why I did it, only that it's safe. A homeless man that I give $10 or gloves or a scarf to doesn't care why I did it, a friend that I help move doesn't care why I did it, coworkers that I do favors for without them asking don't care why I'm doing it. Motive matters so much less than action does because a motive is intangible but actions are real things that have real consequences, both good and bad.

I also think your wording is a little unfair here, because I didn't say it was all for nothing if I wasn't seen as a good person, I said it was important to me to be seen as one. Why is that bad? My goal is literally to put good into the world, too influence lives I come into contact with in a positive way, and I'd like to think that those people remember me and think well of me. Is it because I said I can't feel empathy? Because, let me tell you, I'd much rather be stuck with someone with no empathy who's helpful than an empath who's a dick. Or is it because I defended people with mental illness who have "bad thoughts"? It kind of doesn't matter what you have going on on the inside, it's what you do that matters. And I work hard to do nice things. If you dont like that, that's fine I guess, but it sure is a weird ass take, especially considering the post it's in response to is about being kind to people.

It's kind of funny though, you claim I'm not a good person because of my motives, but at least I don't go into people's inboxes anonymously and tell them they're a bad person strictly because they defended people with mental illness and/or my own hangups. Can you imagine being that type of person?

[dogtheif]

The idea of people finding Sans hot baffles me. How do people look at a LITERAL SKELTON and think "Gimme a kith"?

I'd like to apologize to my mom who saw this and asked me why people want to kiss bones

[ktempestbradford]

AntMan Quantumania

*yawn* Just watched the latest AntMan trailer and, well, meh. I'm tired of emotionally stunted, damaged men making stupid mistakes that negatively impact whole counties, regions, planets, and now multiverses, instead of just getting some damn therapy.

[time-woods]

simon doodle in honor of fionna and cake dropping, sad old men gotta b my favorite species tbh

[tiger-grace]

Jason: I have a bone to pick with you

Bruce, just happy to talk to his estranged son: sure, what’s going on?

Jason, pulling out an entire femur: I stole this evidence from a crime scene. I need help with a case

Duke: hey B I have a bone to pick with you really quick

Bruce, on the verge of tears: please don’t.

Duke: I? just have a question?

[lazylittledragon]

pls dad astarion i beg of you

as much as i really want to i don’t know how much sense it makes, so for now let’s just be unserious