#GET OOOOUT

[frigz-selfshipping]

playing marvel rivals is making me fall back into marvel especially JAMES FUCKING "BUCKY" BARNES

[namaru]

If I see one more spider today I WILL lose it :)

[menlove]

starts to write out a long response to someone trying to start drama. remembers the block button is my best friend. peace and love on planet earth 🫶

[maned-dog]

Born to spend a ludicrous amount of money on pokemon merch, forced to live in a secluded russian village💔💔💔

[leconcombrerit]

Guys I may be really slow at this but somewhere between brushing my teeth and skincare it dawned on me that the song was probably about Damon and not Anawin like

"Ahahaha that boy sure is beautiful but it doesn't seem like this bitter entitled brat (/pos) is exactly living with joy to me aha"

And then that shot of happy cute little painter Damon drawing lil' flowers with a strong baby energy flashed in my mind and the rest of the lyrics suddenly made sense

[revolant]

I have been at family thanksgiving gathering for 20 minutes and I’m ready to leave already

[clairelutra]

im chewing the walls

[kanene-yaaay]

Has anyone seen the Mob Pyscho 100 movie? (if I am not mistaken it’s called: the unknown and miraculous supernatural: Arataka Reigen; But I just translated the title from portuguese so probably it’s called differently)

[charlieisacastle]

checking my emails every 30 minutes like its the damn fridge and im waiting for my visa to materialize in it

[hamster-with-a-knife]

The way this past few days when i've been home alone i was able to breathe normally, specially the time i spent with Alex, and the moment my father returned i went back to being constantly aware of my own breathing and had trouble not hyperventilating avdjakdfjagdjs

[renemesis]

NOT THE IMPLICATIONS!!!

[menlove]

interesting that I blocked one weirdly homophobic anon & like 3 messages from "different" anons instantly disappeared too 💀

[99corentine]

This is awesome, I was so hoping Necrom would give us a little bit of Miraak lore (now if only we could have some more of it).

I REALLY want to know what 'dragon faced monster' means though, because imo Miraak's mask looks like a seeker, not a dragon face. Did the mask used to be a different shape? Did the devs really like that one Miraak follower mod where he's half dragon and make that canon? Has he been an argonian this whole time? (as an aside probably not; no tail and his in game model is very humanoid)

I love the patient yet threatening turn of phrase too: 'But if you fail me, Sabinius, I will still be here. And I will be very angry about that'. Maximum disapproving dad cult leader.

Went looking for crumbs and got some

[whoisneo404]

nick kissing headcannons??

Kisses.

I just know that this man LOVES kisses.

he needs at least 20 kisses every day or he'll be grumpy.

he's fine with one or two peaks, but he doesn't classify them as kisses. for him a real kiss is a full make out session.

he loves being grabbed by the hair. PULL AND PUSH HIM BY THE HAIR, he loves it, eats that shit up.

likes to feel you close when you kiss, puts his arms around you to pull you closer, and will make you sit on his lap when the two of you are in his/your room.

isn't the biggest fan of PDA, buuuuut, will steal a few kisses from you here and there. he'll do it even more if they get you shy or nervous.

literaly can't live without your kisses, will tell you to come to his house or if he can go to your place just bcs he wanted to kiss you);

always pulls the ''one more'' card when you or him have to go, but he can't get enough of your kisses);

he also loves kissing your cheeks and neck.

loves it when you do the same.

gets grumpy when he doesn't get a good morning or good night kiss.

''LET'S MAKE OOOOUT!!!!!''

[dronebiscuitbat]

Oil is Thicker Then Blood (Part 54)

“How are you feeling?” N asked as Uzi laid belly down on the bed, she looked deflated, she hadn't thrown up again, but her core was still fluttering periodically, making her nauseous and dizzy and kinda feeling like she'd been hit with a brick. She'd gotten dressed (with N's help). But had laid back down to try to stop the room from spinning

“Trash.” She admitted, groaning as she rolled over on her back and covered her visor with her hands, N sighed and sat next to her, eyes roaming over her before kneading into her hair, pushing it out of her face and looking into her eyelights.

“Hey… we'll figure things out together okay?” He smiled, hand going down from her hair to brush against her cheek, and then further down until it was resting on her own hand atop her midsection. She smiled back before wincing at another flutter in her core.

“Mama? Papa?” Tera peaked over the crib, her tiny hands gripping onto the bars to keep her wobbly legs steady, her head was cocked to the side and looking towards them curiously.

N stood up and brought her out of the crib and onto the bed with them, where she crawled over to where Uzi was laying, looking her over.

“We're okay Jellybean, Mama's just a little sick.” N explained, he wasn't sure if Tera could really understand him, but he still talked to her like she could, and she turned to him like she was paying attention.

“Bad?” She asked, pointing to Uzi, though lacking any other words in her vocabulary to provide context.

“Yeah… I feel bad. But I'll be okay.” Uzi responded, trying to sit up but another wave of nausea brought her right back down again, great…

Tera was silent for a moment, sticking out her tongue and her eyelights squinting just like Uzi's when she was thinking, before she crawled over to her midsection and rested her head on it. She produced a few chirps before nuzzling into her hoodie.

Uzi reached down and ruffled her daughters hair, smiling regardless of how god awful she felt at the moment, she tapped her visor, causing the toddler to giggle.

“Hey, you wanna get some more toys from the store? I'll let you pick them oooout.” Uzi asked, distracting her from whatever gloom had fallen over the room, it wasn't Tera's job to be worried about her, Tera should be playing with toys and laughing at her Papa making funny faces. And she'd keep it that way as long as she was able.

Tera's eyelights went wide before she nodded rapidly, vibrating with excitement as she smiled wide, Uzi sighed, sitting herself up through the pangs of nausea and capturing her in a tickle hug. Causing the little girl the squeal and kick into the air as Uzi's fingers danced across the onesie Tera was wearing.

Uzi had to stop the attack quickly due to her running out of breath and her struggle to catch it again, but she didn't let that show, instead she passed a pleading look to N, who caught on almost immediately.

“Okay! Let's give Mama some space, you still need to have breakfast!” He immediately stood up and scooped Tera off the bed, causing more laughter to fill the room as he took her to the kitchen for a feed.

Leaving Uzi alone as she gasped for air, her core feeling like it was coiling into a spring wound too tight until that too faded and she was able to take a breath.

She really hoped they could find that scanner, although it would do more then take record of her code, it would show a blueprint of her internals showing her exactly how much of her was organic. She was… scared of that. Did she really want to know?

She stood up slowly, finding her beanie on her nightstand and slipping it on her head. And then going on the hunt for her boots that she'd kicked off somewhere in the room when N had taken her to bed.

When she finally found them. (Thrown into the far wall and in a disorganized pile.) She walked out into the rest of the apartment to find N leaning back on the couch, holding Tera in one hand as he held the bottle with the other, trying to see if she would hold the bottle herself.

She couldn't, or maybe wouldn't yet, but each day she got closer to that milestone, as well as the milestone of taking her first steps. She could sit up on her own now, her grip strength getting more refined and movements less chaotic. She was developing quickly, she wasn't too far ahead of the other toddlers, but considering her early transfer (and babies didn't typically transfer into new bodies until they were at least two.) She was making astounding progress.

Uzi was proud. And found that once she stopped fighting it, parenthood came rather naturally to her, like a switch had been flipped that activated all these maternal feelings without her knowledge.

N finished up Tera's feed, wiping of the access with his thumb before subconsciously sticking it in his mouth, it was oil, he needed oil, and sometimes his body moved without him thinking much about it.

He blinked at the taste, warm, sweet, but also something else? Something that was distinctly Uzi, but he couldn't describe it beyond that, it tasted like she smelled, like fresh metal and citrus. Sour, with a touch of iron.

Then it was gone, and he was left with nothing but the taste of his own silicone which wasn't nearly as interesting. So he popped the digit out of his mouth as his gaze returned to his mate girlfreind.

“You almost ready?” He asked and she nodded, crossing her arms and leaning against the wall, he knew this attitude, when she felt small and weak and out of control so she acted distant and aloof.

He knew how to snap her out of it.

He stood up before immediately drowning her in a hug with Tera snuggled between them, she tensed up before relaxing into his grip, sighing.

He smells like oil and old furniture…

She blinked, startled at the fact she smelled anything at all, drones didn't have noses, or any mechanical equivalent… at least she shouldn't.

But it was unmistakable, N was definitely giving off a scent, and it reminded her of that wood polish her dad used to use on some of the older furniture in their house, the oil was… a given, he drank enough that she was surprised she was able to pick up anything else.

It was… nice. Very nice. It smelled like home.

“Come on. Let's get going.”

Next ->

[jayaury]

Slime Guide

The way oooout of the swaaaamp?

Oh gosh. I dunno. I'm just a siiiiiilly slime girl. I'm soooo forgetful.

But heeeeey! I know. If you come iiiiin here and massage my big breasts, I bet that'd help me remember.

Suuuure it would. Slime girls aaaalways think with their tits. Everybody knoooows that.

Mmmm. That's it. Get your hands on my biiiiig... soooooft... boobs.

Mmmm. You're doing suuuuuch a goooood jooooob. I'm feeling muuuuch smarter.

Awww. But are you feeling duuuumber?

Ooooops! Did I forget to mention? The pretty patterns on my biiiig tiiiiits make cuties get soooo forgetful. Sooooo dumb.

But hey! I thiiiiink I remember what you wanted to know noooow. You wanted to know if I'd keep you as my braaaaainless bimbo, riiiiight?

Of couuuuurse you did. Just noooood along.

Goooood boy. Now just siiiiink, silly bimbo.

Siiiiiiink into mistress's tits.

Siiiiiink into my body.

Juuuuust give in like a gooooood duuuuumb bimbooooo shouuuuld...