#GET IT GET IT GET IT

[tuituipupu]

king of the box splits

photo by mikke

[clovreat3r]

William Shakespeare

[dorianwolfforest]

Pays for a hen with lumps of gold call that currency chicken nuggets

[jmkho]

GET IT PEEPAW!

[becca-davenqueer]

What a missed opportunity for PB not to make the default last name in Kiss of Death, "Steel"

[laguna-lesbian]

petition to change gretsons ship name to flappybird

[rabiesofficial]

Tiktok Clawt chasers 🙄

[vileviale]

Fertility medicine should be called “PROcreate”

[nullbutler]

guys don't be afraid, THIS alois plushie is going to be nice and safe (because I already ripped out his stuffing and replaced it with a dog toy squeaker and I consider him properly altered)

[eatmarcus]

U remind me of Marcus

dies

[bugsinthebayou]

cunty sukuna

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.