#GALES A FREAK BUT HES ALSO A SWEETIE

[mistercrowbar]

Sketchy lineup of origin companion (+Aldiirn) body type headcanons because I really would have like to see more variation in game. And c’mon the guys all dumped Strength they shouldn’t have six pack abs.

Thoughts under the cut!

Lae’zel - her being the shortest mostly because its funny to me. I legitimately did not realise she’s small & thin in game until most of the way through Act 1 because she’s so freaking intimidating. So she’s just like, mini murder machine. Utterly ripped keeping with the in game look for githyanki, trying to keep her shapes sharp and muscle bodies short. No boobs because githyanki lay eggs and honestly I find them weirdly out of place on her body.

Astarion - Slim and svelte, to seduce, not scare. I know canonically Larian said he’s 5’9” but look we need at least ONE guy to be short and it’s going to be Astarion.

Aldiirn - Soft body befitting a soft heart! Also to appear non-threatening. He’s active pre-campaign so the pudge stays consistent until he transforms and tummy hurty. :(

Shadowheart - Bottom heavy with muscle that can still be seen under the fat.

Wyll - gets a pass at having the default figure because he was making a career of the hero hobo thing already. But a bit less defined.

Gale - Good hearty chonk. Fat. Man’s been cooped up for a year, lost his magic (I assume casting costs calories), and has a penchant for wine and cheese. I figure he would slim down a bit due to being more active during the campaign (and certainly the cheeses are less fine on the road) but still remain the heaviest. Not gonna be beholden to if this is act 1 or act 3 tho because I am still learning how to draw fat on guys.

Karlach - BEEF. Gets the Gamagoori treatment where she’s as big as she needs to be to be the biggest in any given frame lmao. Still, keep her muscle shapes on the rounder side (compared to lae’zel especially) because she’s a sweetie.

I didn’t draw the non-origins because HONESTLY I get overwhelmed at the number of companions wheeze but Halsin gets the bear look and is a smidge taller than Gale, Minthara is like a more filled out Lae’zel, and Jaheira and Minsc as they are in game.

[swifty-fox]

priest gale having a feminization kink is so good 🤤🤤 he's so masculine but he's just a little pretty boy in comparison to john and when john emphasizes that he combusts

i need him in a skirt

I'm gunna put rosie in a skirt lMAO. he loves it loves to feel pink and pretty

I don't really see Gale into real feminization that much, I think it would trigger a lot of shame in him. I think for me as a genderfucky lil freak the idea of using diff pronouns and names for body parts in bed is just kinda sexy. it doesn't matter it's just about whats hot at the moment.

I've quoted this in a couple comment replies but I'll put it here as well

"gale who grew up with such an abnormal childhood feeling unloved and unwanted and sexually repressed. who was obsessed w romance movies and the typical teenage experience he would never have and now theres this boy throwing rocks in his window and climbing a tree to come kiss and tease him and creating this silly (and horny yes) highschool fantasy of a normal romance that gale never got. where gale is the prom queen and hes desired and pretty and wanted and things are stable

I think its the same for john. for a bit he's not a struggling ex-addict. He's just a boy who scaled a tree into the room of a 'girl' he likes. He's a sweetie! he bites like a dog but he's a sweetheart through and through his grandma raised him well."

The sexual fantasy happening here is through the lense of feminization but really it's a fantasy of stability and safety and innocence.

In my minds eye of Gale, his perception of his masculinity is deeply intrinsic to him and also fragile. It's a protective barrier against whatever complex feelings he has around being gay. Which while not necessary healthy, we all have flaws and things to work through. he IS masculine but he also has a lot of fears around not being masculine ENOUGH. And he does like to dress up and feel good and def is a bit of a metrosexual, but I don't think it extends to wanting to be put in a dress. If john wants to run his mouth that's one thing, that's just dirty talk.

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Thoughts I had during TGCF S1 Ep 7

-Previously on TGCF…

-Xie Lian: I didn’t mean San Lang. Ruoye: Really? Ok! *lets go of him* (Sorry I just love coming up with dialogue for Ruoye, and you’ll see more of this later in Season 2!)

-Oooh the sudden chirping during the Sandstorm music, sounded similar to the noise Gale makes in Frozen 2

-He got him!

-It’s official!  Xie Lian is shorter than San Lang people! 

-It’s like they’re fondly embracing each other…

-Don’t be sorry Xie Lian, you’re doing amazing sweetie

-Hi Fu Yao and Nan Feng!  XD

-Xie Lian: Listen better!  You’re a bad band!  Ruoye: Sorry…

-Time to wrap up this rescue!  Pun count: 7

-There’s that wind chirping noise again

-I’ve heard of a close knit unit but this is just insane!  Eyyy (I’ve been waiting to use this one in another of my fave S1 episodes). Pun count: 8

-He doesn’t have any other options Nan Feng

-A cliff!

-Well it’s good to keep everyone together

-Is that Rock Plateau also similar to the Si Won Rock the Gaang found in the same desert episode? (Another good reference, and I hope there aren’t any buzzard wasps/circle birds and weird gross cave honey)

-I wonder who’s watching out for them anyway?

-Oooh a light spell from The Owl House (It’s official, TGCF has been helping me cope with the end of The Owl House people)

-I love NF and FY’s banter so much

-Aw he was concerned for Xie Lian

-Yeah how does he know so much about the perceptors?

-Oh really…

-It is really dark

-Well that ain’t great

-There’s so many people

-There’s pissed off Nan Feng

-I almost the uncle’s name was Jeong (like Jeong Jeong from the avatar) but it’s actually Jiang

-Diplomacy wins again

-Oooh now San Lang’s skeptic

-Why does the Guide Zhao also have red eyeliner?

-Man the only kid in the caravan

-The Sandstorm hasn’t let up

-He sat on a tombstone!

-The writings in Hanzi and not Arabic

-So savage Fu Yao

-I’m learning Mandarin and even I don’t know what it says

-They’re reading together folks

-And now Tian Sheng’s curious too

-The soldiers look similar to the army in Disney’s Mulan

-Yes that is so complicated right now

-Ooooohhh That poor poor general

-Fu Yao has experience of being on the battlefield

-Aww Tian Sheng

-Tripping on your shoe laces is not how anyone would want to go out oooohhh

-Yep it’s just comical picturing that final moment

-And then they all bow to it to respect the general it’s both funny and endearing!

Yep still can’t read it

-San Lang totally said that to trick them

-Oh and the way Xie Lian called San Lang a ‘Prankster’ *Fangirls like crazy!*

-COBRA!

-He caught the tail fwoo!

-That’s an animal that would totally fit in the Last Airbender world (I wasn’t kidding when I said this is for the Adult Last Airbender fans)

-San Lang using the cobra as a jump rope has added at least 10 years or more to my lifespan!  XD

-SO MANY COBRAS!

-Thank you Fu Yao and Nan Feng

-The Sandstorm is over

-No the kind merchant uncle!!!

-He got stung!

-Oooh that’s how you stop the venom from spreading

-Oh no and 4’s an unlucky number in China

-That’s good reason alright

-No telepathic communication out in the desert

-Oh no another cobra!

-He saved San Lang!

-Oh no now Xie Lian got stung!

-Oooh San Lang ordered Ruoye to become a bandage

-(Another spell that inspires my TOH AU, including the venom sucking for healing magic!)

-He is sucking the venom out like a G!  Get yourself a man like San Lang people!

-This moment between XL and SL is so freaking sincere

-I could do an essay on why Hualian is the superior ship than Stolitz is right now, but I might end up pissing off fans that watch and defend HB’s problems, so it’ll never happen

-Xie Lian’s so brave during the venom sucking

-You know we’re all thinking what Xie Lian’s thinking about how he’s going to clean San Lang’s bloodied lips (I’ll let you share your answers in the comment section)

-And San Lang makes the snake explode like a boss

-Aw Tian Sheng’s concerned

-He’s so selfless

-And Fu Yao’s stuck with merchant sitting

-Oooh a travel montage

-Really lovely desert travel music!

-And then Fu Yao gets pissed off while the merchants sneak away!  XD

-They made it to the ruins

-Yeah he does know an awful lot

-It’s those women again

-Oooh foreshadowing with that banter

-Uh oh the woman in the black cloak spotted them

-Another cliffhanger people

I know episode 6 in Season 2 came out today, but I’m finishing my reaction compilation of Season 1 before I get to the next season ok?

[brien-odylan]

First kiss - Stiles Stilinski

Prompt: Y/N hates the idea of moving away, but there’s nothing she can do about it. Stiles hates the fact that he’slosing his best friend, so what’s the point of him even being there for her going away party?

Relationship: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Warnings: none

Word count: 1,641

A/N: This is just something I’ve already posted in my other tumblr ( @its-stiles-bat) but since I’m not using it anymore, I’m resposting it here. Also, shoutout to my friend who also had a part in this piece. Enjoy.

Tag: @disbestiles

The best thing about the summer was the idea of spending it doing whatever you have in mind and whatever you didn’t have time to do during the school year. It was that time of the year that kids and teenagers couldn’t be bothered by homework and waking up too early. In Y/N Y/L/N’s case, it was the time of the year she’d spend packing her things and saying goodbye to her friends.

Her father had been offered a new job in New York, something he just couldn’t say no to, despite the protests coming from Y/N and her older brother, Gale. They couldn’t understand why they had to go. All their family was staying in Beacon Hills, so couldn’t just their parents be off to New York?

Y/N had gone a whole week without talking to anyone, trying to make David and Helen Y/L/N change their minds, but she didn’t accomplish much. Later, she tried running away, but living in a small town meant everyone knew you where you were or what you were doing. Even more when she tried to hide herself at the Sheriff’s house, whose son was her best friend.

After many frustrating attempts, she finally gave up and accepted the fact that she had to move away. Well… Not so much.

“You’re going to love New York, Y/N,” her mom said at the last day she had in good and sunny California. “You’ll see you are overreacting.”

“I’m not.” She said with a pout, crossing her arms over her chest. “I don’t wanna be in a place everyone seems to want to be, somewhere away from my friends.”

Helen let out a deep sigh and walked up to her daughter, her face no longer holding an irritating expression.

“You’re going to make new friends, sweetie. I’m not gonna lie and say you won’t miss the ones you have here, because you will, but everyone needs a change in their lives every once in a while.”

Y/N looked up at her mother, her eyes glossy.

“I’m starting high school this year! Want anything bigger than that?” she threw her arms up and started walking around her room. “And now I’ll be attending a new school, in a new city, with no one I know. Are you trying to kill me?”

Helen rolled her eyes. Y/N had always been such a dramatic person, just like David and Gale were. One she could handle. Two? Barely. Three? She wasn’t so sure.

“Y/N… Stop it. I know you’re upset you’re going to leave Scott and Stiles, but remember your cousin is going with us for the week. You and Lydia have always been so close.”

“We are.” The girl breathed out. “And this is totally making me a lot more looking forward this move, but she’s only staying for a week. What am I supposed to do the rest of the time?”

“Go out, blend in and make new friends.” She said and, in a swift movement, left the room, leaving Y/N shooting daggers at her direction.

This was so unfair. She didn’t want a new life. She just wanted to stick around and start freshman year with the people she knew since she was born, but her parents didn’t want to know about that. They had to go and move the entire freaking family to the other coast. Just fantastic.

That day had to be the saddest ever since Y/N was born and the fact that people she knew had thrown a party to celebrate David’s new job and to say goodbye to them made it a whole lot worse.

The festive decoration was set up everywhere; people were wearing party hats, much to Y/N’s dismay, and enjoying themselves. Nothing was left behind: there were food, drinks and even videogames for those who wanted to play.

Stiles Stilinski was oblivious to all that, though. He didn’t notice the music blasting through the speakers, not even the happy looks everyone had on. He overlooked all of it; neglecting everything which could possibly make him feel a little better.

He didn’t want to think about this being the last hours he had with one of his best friends and the days that would come without her by his side. It was impractical, though, as every single detail of his daily routine reminded him of her, her cute giggle, the red lips and the gentle voice she had on when she needed to comfort him.

This ‘going away party’ was the main reason why Stiles spent the most of the night on his own, outside the Y/L/N’s house, sitting on chaise longue next to the pool. When he heard the door being opened, he flinched in surprise, but didn’t turn to face whoever was.

“Holy shit, it’s freaking hot out here.” He heard as soon as the door was closed.

Instantly, a small smile appeared on his lips and Stiles unconsciously straightened up his posture on the chair, looking up at Y/N as she approached him.

“Hey.” He muttered when she sat by his side – way too close, with her leg touching his entirely.

She ignored his greeting. “Why are you here?”

Stiles shrugged and looked away from her. “I don’t know. I guess I don’t want to celebrate you going away.”

He heard her sighing deeply by his side and felt her hand seizing his knee, slightly. “I don’t want it either, but you shouldn’t isolate yourself from me, Stiles.”

“I am not isolating myself, Y/N/N.” He shook his head. “I just want to stay away from it all. I’m not in a party mood.”

“Are you ever?” she gave him a small smile which he reattributed, but not for long. “Stiles, listen up: I know you’re going to miss me. Believe me, I’m going to miss you too, like crazy. I know things are changing pretty fast and this is getting pretty fucked up, but you shouldn’t be here by yourself.” Y/N said and placed her other hand on his cheek, locking her eyes on his. “Everyone is in there, having a good time and wondering where you are. Lydia is an exception, but she’s trying to overcome her issues towards you.”

“She is not.” Stiles chuckled a bit and nodded.

“She’s just jealous of you because you’re my best friend, but we’re not discussing this right now. Let’s focus on what I’m trying to say.”

“Which is…?” he raised his eyebrows at her.

“Come with me and stay with all of us for the rest of the night.” She pouted. “Please.”

Stiles took a good look at the back yard before glaring at her once again. “I don’t know.”

“I promise I won’t get you drunk this time.” Y/N chuckled a bit with the memory of the last time she tried to take Stiles to a party with her.

“Oh wow, I feel calmer now.” He joked and smiled a bit.

“Hey, that’s good. You weren’t even smiling when I came over here.” She poked him on the side with her elbow. “Come on in with me. Please.”

Stiles didn’t move and Y/N/N poked him once again on his shoulder with her index finger. “Please, Stiles. I won’t leave your side.”

He took a deep breath and nodded with his head. “Okay.” He answered, simply, and stood up.

He offered one of his hands to her and Y/N took it, getting on her feet by his side. Before he could let go of her and walk up to the house, though, she stood on his personal space, toe to toe, with her entire body towards him. She looked up at him with a small and atypical shy smile up on her face and a suspicious brightness on her eyes. Y/N cupped his face with both of her hands and got on the tip of her toes; her stormy blue eyes locked on his hazel ones.

“I want to give you a little gift before we get in.” She whispered. “I want you to hold on to this when you think of this summer, okay? Get rid of all the rest and keep only the good memories you, me and Scott had and… this kiss.”

Y/N closed the distance between them and captured his lips with hers, tenderly. Her hands shyly made their way to his hair, grasping it strongly as if she had waited way too long to do it, as she felt Stiles’ arms wrapping around her waist, pulling her closer. She let out a low sigh when she felt his taste of peppermint chocolate coffee inside her mouth and quickly made the kiss into a make out.

Stiles’ heart was racing way too fast, his hands grasping her summer dress tightly and his head was completely and entirely empty; there was not a single thing on his mind, not even her going away or the days to come, nor even his worries about his father crossed his mind as he seized Y/N on his arms. Suddenly she was everything and Stiles realized with no surprise, he’d rather her to be nothing else.

As her lips pulled away from his, reality struck them. Y/N was going to New York and there was no way he’d be able to stay with her. She was slipping through his fingers and nothing could be done.

“Maybe… maybe we shouldn’t talk about it to anyone. Ever.” Y/N murmured, her face still close to his. “But I had to do it before leaving.”

Stiles looked as she took a step back, her hand grabbing his. When it finally dawned on him that it was Y/N he liked all this time, he was on the verge of losing her. It wasn’t fair.

“And let’s not let this be in the way of our friendship.” He said back, a hopeful smile on his face.

“Never.”