pieishome

[pieishome]

((HI HELLO.

If you’re a Jurassic World blog and are wondering “Wait why is this pie fellow following me” WELL the answer is that I’m actually following you so I can interact with you on my Newt sideblog, entrailsandkaijudrifting. I mean, you’re also welcome to talk to the Pie Man as he is a big sweetheart and won’t eat you, but Newt is the one who’s going to want in on that dinosaur action.

Thank you!))

[pieishome]

Just being honest.

Mostly it was a bite, sure, But y’see, most establishments tend to have money. Now that I’ve got the one though and had a nice chat, not likely to get the other.

[pieishome]

You’re right. You’re not.

Fine. Fine, just…

[He tries very hard to force himself not to care. It doesn’t work.]

What did you think you were going to get from a pie shop, anyway? Aside from pie.

[pieishome]

It’s a cousin to pie. But not pie.

Looks like one.

[pieishome]

Fine. Fine, just...

[He tries very hard to force himself not to care. It doesn’t work.]

What did you think you were going to get from a pie shop, anyway? Aside from pie.

This isn’t an argument I’m going to win, is it?

[pieishome]

This isn’t an argument I’m going to win, is it?

What’s that for? Least my job ain’t got much to do with dead folk. Usually.

[pieishome]

At least my job doesn’t involve stealing from people!

Funny that, so’s my night job. 

[pieishome]

Please ignore the flour explosion near the counter.

[pieishome]

But it has “cake” in the name.

[He sounds as though he’s had this argument before.]

The lime ones, yes, and chocolate dessert pie. I don’t consider cheesecake a pie, personally.

[pieishome]

[He immediately looks disapproving. Or uncomfortable. Or a mixture of the two.]

Well, no worries then. Must be nice though, eh? Havin’ a day job and a night job, so to speak. 

[pieishome]

The lime ones, yes, and chocolate dessert pie. I don’t consider cheesecake a pie, personally.

Depends on the pie.

[pieishome]

They pay the bills.

Exciting life of a piemaker indeed. That don’t cross over into the pies, does it? [He jabs the fork at the plate, in lieu of pointing]

[pieishome]

Depends on the pie.

Keep the delivery pies fresh. [He smiles.]

[pieishome]

“I bet they were thrilled about that.” Ned tried to picture a mix of Halloween and Christmas. The results were somewhat unnerving.

+1

[pieishome]

Believe me, I do everything in my power to keep the two separate.

You’ve got a quota for that? Must be exciting, bein’ a piemaker.

[pieishome]

Current Mood: Contemplating whether or not I’m a necromancer.

((Independent Ned the Piemaker from Pushing Daisies. Open to all.))

[pieishome]

I help out a private detective in my spare time.

And it’s damn good choice, too.