#GABV1EL DIDNT DO THIS TO ME

[darknanigans]

im going to throw up THEY MAKE ME SICK

bonus: me sobbing about them

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

End transcription

Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

[spirirsstuff]

yap about your ocs to me please

oogh. ok. so im just gonna give a little basic summary on each bc otherwise this would be CRAZY LONG. in no particular order.

blake is my silly mouthwashing oc. i felt obligated to make one. so i did. and blake exists now. basically he’s curly’s apprentice but everything goes wrong and he’s sad. he’s a goofy guy who likes terrible jokes but can definitely be more serious when needed. poor guy does NOT have a happy ending and drowns himself in mouthwash.

dylan is blake’s brother (technically stepbrothers but they just see each other as brothers). he wasn’t actually supposed to exist he was just a character in one of my silly little daydreams but uh. i silly’d too close to the sun and here he is. basically he’s a college student investigating this one fucking kid he keeps seeing following his classmate around because the kid looks too suspiciously close to one of his dead relatives. chaos ensues.

marissa is my main pressure oc. she’s one of the scientists responsible for both eyefestation and sebastian. previously a slightly anxious but hopeful geneticist, she got all of her hope completely crushed after being involved in her work. oops. basically she also doesn’t get a very happy ending but we don’t acknowledge that

rome is marissa’s girlfriend. originally not meant to be more than a sister to an older oc (now repurposed), she gets new life as a beautiful tgirl lesbian. actually she’s the first repurposed oc here there’s another. she doesn’t have that much in terms of plot for herself but i love her dearly. she loves those fruit peeling gummies and anything sweet, fruity, and full of brightly colored dyes.

kinda keeping on pressure is unnamed oc. i didnt name them. i will eventually. but basically they were rivers’s best friend before his demise, but have since forgiven the angel. actually they kinda fell for it. the allure of the divine,,, but they’re chill i like them they’re gonna get more plot eventually but sadly they don’t have any now

speaking of angels we got icarus. she’s my gabv1el ship kid because cringe is dead. they’re full of daddy issues and has a crisis over who he is every other day. it cannot catch a break because she longs to fly but was born without wings. so obviously they make a pair. but he’s not very good at that and they break, causing it to fall out of the sky a lot. basically she’s just very sad. i need to give them actual story fr.

now we got jay. he’s the other repurposed oc i mentioned earlier. actually they got to keep most of their personality. he just got a glow up and a new plot. rip all the other ocs previously invoked in their story (except MAYBE one). but basically they die during their school play and totally forget themself. and of course he comes back as a ghost im fucking predictable what do you take me for

finally stephen. stephen is jay’s best friend. he’s more stage crew than actor, but he got involved in the school play because of jay. he maybe has a little crush on them actually but is taking that to the grave. or. well. to jay’s grave. he was moving the unstable prop that killed jay and fully blames himself for their death even though it wasn’t really his fault that much.

anyways. i love these guys. you have my heart for giving me the chance to yap about them.