#G.R.O.A.R band

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Movie night

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I had this in my drafts for a while and I never finished it, it's based on a meme but I didn't find back the original

anyway here's how G.R.O.A.R became a polycule

Osha and Law FINALLY decided to try and go on a date

Kidd decided to come to ruin it because he was bored

unexpected turn of events (see under the cut, kinda NSFW)

Osha and Law couldn't do a single regular proper date since

However Osha and killer just. trade boyfriends sometimes.

or just lock them together in a room to see what happens

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reposting this one because I miss GROAR even if I don't really like how I drew Law in it and it's with old Osha design

urghhhhh I wish they were more than 24h in a day because I wanna draw Kid, Killer, Law & Osha babysitting the triplets again SO MUCH

a lot inspired by this old anon suggestion

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G.R.O.A.R chart update

an update on the band AU which only purpose is to smash all my comfort characters and all my OCs in the same place.

scheduled posting didn't work so eh, fuck it

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The best babysitter ever is back

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the best babysitter ever is back again

don't mind Blaze being gigantic lol I'm tired

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Karaoke night

Author's note : the honeymoon request implied a Sora cosplay.

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Gonna put your characters in a modernish au because an Au where Groar is a bit apprehensive because they are supposed to open for the rather notorious rockstar Buggy the Clown, who’s been known to be… difficult to work with, but they actually see their chance at getting somewhere trying to do this band thing more professionally, so they take the opportunity and… turns out that Buggy has mellowed out in the past years after his marriage to his bassist Red and the birth of their three kids.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s still an asshole, but him sitting them all down to tell them just EXACTLY what he expects from them and how he WILL not tolerate tardiness and how he WILL just get someone else to open for him is just a tad diminished by three toddlers being present and him very obviously just wanting to cut to the chase so he can get back to spending the Sunday with his wife.

Law watches him down an, non alcoholic, beer and set it down on the table, while one of his kids is drawing and the other is just bouncing around the couch next to him. „If you fuckers break ANY of my equipment you can haul your asses back home.“ he states, glaring as intimidating at them as a man who’s just opened a new box of crayons for his son can glare at someone. „I don’t care how punk you think you’ll look smashing guitars or dropping mics, every single floorboard on this stage is worth more money than all of your instruments combined and I - Blaze be careful.“ He sends a chopped hand after his son who was just about to tumble off the couch, catching him by the ankle and dragging him back to safety. The kid giggles and squeals in delight and the clowns lips quirk upwards for a second. „… Well?“ „huh?“ „DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? GOD DID YOU SHIDIOTS NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAID?“ „We’re clear!“ Osha interjects hastily. „Of course!“ Killer turns his head over his shoulder to Bepo, who they planned to bring along as a sort of buffer / intimidation tactic. Just tell the Mink to stand behind them with his arms crossed and he doesn’t even have to say anything. Should have been an easy job. To bad Bepo had immediately been confiscated by the daughter of the triplets and is now too busy cooing over her and flipping trough various kids picture books detailing the sea creatures of the grandline while she babbles happily.

They are saved from this mildly uncomfortable and confusing situation when Red herself finally comes in and Buggy shoos them out, rattling the rest of his rules (Don’t out flashy him, don’t touch his instruments, no rotisserie chicken parties, don’t look at his wife, don’t smile at her, don’t even breathe in her general direction etc.) before slamming the door behind them.

All in all this could have gone much worse.

OK SO.

First of all : THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE THIS. OMG. I love every single part of it. Even if I had to google what a rotisserie chicken partie and everything I found was kinda sexual

But ALSO hold my beer because I actually had something like this (crossing Redbomb & G.R.O.A.R in a kindof modern punk AU) in mind for a while and your message was the kick in the ass I needed to work on it.

SO

In this AU Buggy is a former rockstar and a producer (fit wells with the "I'm lazy but I go and look for treasure"), he met Red as she was singing in a bar and begged her to join his label. Also in this AU life isn't a bitch and parents don't die (well, except Law biological parents) so Corazon is still alive an he comes to. every. single. G.R.O.A.R concert. and has their merch.

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Doodled something, not really happy with how it turned out but it's funny

Kinda NSFW I put a dumb sex joke under the cut

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I know talking about this Movie and it’s characters is probably like… way to early because you’re making your way trough op still but with the rise of the Groar Au I can’t help but imagine:

Uta, at some music festival, swarmed by fans, walking backstage to get some privacy, chatting with her staff, etc. Notices some shady guys looming around the place. Huh? Just one of the opening bands from another stage? Ah! Oh of course it’s okay if they stay over here for a minute, little bit weird but… oh okay they are still staring. Kinda getting freaked out a little. Something’s off about these guys. Oh god why are they making their way over here? That black haired guy looks like he’s about to beat me into a pulp and that redhead looks downright insane and this one’s wearing a fetish mask of some kind and- “Uh, Miss Uta? May we talk to you for a second?”

Uta, ten minutes and several autographs later. “Aaaaand one for “Bepo” and “Penpen” right?” “Yes, thank you very much.” Killer, quietly but excitedly to Osha, equally exited “HhhhaahhhomigoshUtashookmyhandplspinch me!” “I know!!” Kidd, posting a selfie of Utas signature written all over his face with red marker “Just met Uta BITCHEZ!!! Suck it you green haired chode! @ Barty”

That feels so canon.

I'm indeed far away from reaching the movie Red but I know a thing or two about Uta thanks to the fandom! I really can see this happen. Thanks for this message anon it made me kick my feet. Have this drawing of stoner penguin and Shachi waiting for an Uta concert to begin as a thanks and also because I love those two so so so so much

(also Kidd and Bartolomeo kinda feel like a crack ship. I buy it)

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Listen Kidd is probably the worst fucking person to ever look over kids I am aware, but I can easily see him becoming the triplets favorite guy ever (ironically, because Law tries his best to be a good influence and they all can’t stand him at first to some extent)

Worst guy ever.

Rory starts sobbing out of nowhere?„Why’s he crying?“ „You think a drag of my blunt would calm him down-„ „NO!“

Blaze holding his hands up to Bepo going „Beep-Boop!“? Bepo is delighted „Eeeeee so cute! I’m his uncle Beep-Boo-„ „THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY FRIEND YOU LITTLE SHIT?“

Skye toddles up to him and gives him a kiss on the cheek? „Agh! Don’t do that you little slut.“ „SHE’S THREE YEARS OLD DONT CALL HER A SLUT!!!“

And yet he’s their favorite because he’ll see them bang on the table with their tiny hands, making the glasses jump and getting cigarette ashes everywhere, but doesn’t go „Ohh oh no kid don’t do that.“ but just gives them the horns and goes „Yeaaah! Fuck it up you little punk! Killer get a load of this little anarchist here!“

Yes. 100%. Totally. Listen Red and Bugs definitely shouldn't ask him to watch their kids but..... the others would tame him a little right ?.... and they really need alone time (not to cook another bunch of triplets - they're done with that for a little while, Rory Skye and Blaze are good contraceptives - no just to sleep and shower) so... you know hey fuck off let's give the punk a try ok. (This OR they still aren't aware Kid is here when GROAR come for babysitting. When they discover it they threat to fire the messy band but too bad their three little goblins hyper attached to them already!)

Oh gosh this crossover has SO MANY DELIGHTFUL POTENTIAL my dear anon.

I think that Law would be Rory's favorite tho. Because. Obviously. Later, when Rory will be a teen, they would sigh and rant together over the global stupidity of people around them. And how amazing would it be if Law became his mentor figure like Corazon was for him? The clown cycle would repeat.

Osha are the parent's favorite because... Responsabilities and kindness much. Being the older sibling and then a cook for the Whitebeard concert hall , having to deal with this young rookie named Ace and making him eat vegetables teached them a thing or two. Even under the REALLY BAD INFLUENCE of Kid they always do a bunch of meal prep and clean all the flat before Bugs and Red come back. Immediately gaining points. (Without them they definitely wouldn't have any contract in the cross guild label, they and killer are the dogs, Law and Kid are the cheetahs. They are the big buff enby Law need to release, when he has to violently scream out his angst he does it in their chest - oh I have to draw this.)

And I think that Killer is the best babysitter because dealing with his boyfriend 24/7 is already babysitting let's be honest.

Ending this post by saying. Listen this is modern AU but devil fruit and stuff still exist, chopper would still be a reindeer, not taking the fun out of one piece here ok. Now. In this AU it's Kid who gave his devil fruit to Blaze. Just for fun.

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I’m wondering: Do you think there is a Mugiwara equivalent to GROAR in that au? As far as I can tell this is a “modern setting” au with devil fruit bullshit still being present because it’s funny but with no pirates, so I’m wondering wether or not Luffy in this au went “Gonna be the best musician EVER!” Instead?

Both the image of Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Usopp and Nami starting a tiny little Garage band in their free time, as well as the more wacky “Luffy with his Banjo going around and recruiting just the WEIRDEST people for his giant band” are delightful. Especially the latter because like… imagine the lineup… imagine you see a band playing and there’s a reindeer on the drums…. Some guy shredding three guitars at once…. Imagine seeing accomplished pianist Nico Robin with a keytar on stage amongst all this weirdness and just wondering HOW that came to be…. They somehow got Soulking Brook on board as well…. Oh you think he passed away in the seventies? Well you got that right but that won’t stop them. Rumor has it that in their early days the daughter of one of the producers of most famous music labels ever, Arabasta studios, did vocals with them for a while before moving on to do her own thing. Their roadies include a Cyborg and a fish man.

People ask them what their musical genre is and because Luffy is just vibing and doesn’t know what a “John-ray” is, Usopp or Nami usually interrupt these days to avoid discussion. “Ska…” “Eh…. I… I’m sorry, but do you mean you’ve been influenced by Ska bands in the past or that you took inspiration from… because your style is…. Truly unique, but it would be far fetched to call it.” “We. Play. Ska…..”

Thank youuuu for bringing this up & you suggestions / headcanons

To answer quickly Mugiwaras band is DEFINITELY something in G.R.O.A.R AU, we started brainstorm something about a Punk A.U with my friend @calvin-arium and I should really go back to this because it would fit perfectly. Also Luffy playing Banjo just... makes so much sense to me, and this would be Zoro Guitar

could see Usopp at light effects & pyrotechnics and Jimbei driving the tour bus

And yes, G.R.O.A.R AU evolved to become a "modern AU but not boring" kinda, just using it to smash all my comfort characters and OC together, so it's modern settling but devil fruits & power still exist so you can take a violent hit by a guitare wrapped in offensive haki I guess. Mosh pitt must be interesting in this universe

(Captain Trio happen when G.R.O.A.R and Mugiwara has to share a scene in an antifascist music fest somewhere in japan)

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That comment is perfect because I was debating on wether or not to send you this ask, but I firmly believe Law is mostly in charge of writing lyrics and songs as a whole, because Kidds idea of what songs are and how they are made is like :

*drumsolo* *drumsolo stop.* *guitar riff **All Instruments stop*

Kidd: „I smelled my farts and they smelled like-„

Suddenly screaming while all instruments go haywire:

„FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTS!!!!“

Platonically kissing you on the mouth.

Law investing in this group after a drunk evening when they were all "we should totally make a band together". Regretting it the morning after. Staying mostly for spending time with Osha (never admitting it he has the communication skills of a wall) and because deep down it kinda helps with his chronic edginess depression. Waking up every morning, having to deal with supernova alliance all day and G.R.O.A.R all night. Regretting being born. Trying to get the best out of it (his birth and the band) anyway.

But ALSO.

Law THINKS he's the best with writting and poetry. Truth is whenever you let him write it turns like Scott pilgrim's "this next song is called I'm so sad so very very sad. One, two. SOOOO SAAAAD. thanks." Would be hilarious that killer is, in fact, the most skilled in writing lyrics. Law and Osha are skilled with composition and arrangements anyway, they spend alone time playing guitar & bass together and composing. Kidd is skilled to scream insults toward the public. Bartolomeo is a fan and has all their merch.

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Ok so this can't really happen because G.R.O.A.R AU takes place post timeskip BUT multiverse powers on, I think that Blaze would be a fan of their band

Teen Blaze : YOOOO NOW THAT'S RAD MUSIC *headbang*

In the background Skye and Rory are covering their ears while some hideous scratchy industrial chords mixed with Kidd burp and Bepo snoring sounds is coming from a radio

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Ok ok I was wondering. What are the love languages of your ships? Redbomb or the band polycule. I feel like Osha love language is physical contact but I really can't see what it could be for those uglies messes called Trafalgar D Water Law and Buggy The Star Clown.

Love your work! ♥

Oooook now that's something I was starved to think about for a long time SO thank you so much (and thank you for loving my work!!! I'm glad that my completely delusional manic attacks aren't totally useless)

SO. FIRST. Easy one : Redbomb.

Let's evacuate the joke already their principal love language is throwing insults to each other and arguing and then fuck and repeating the cycle.

BUT more deeply : Buggy love language is mostly acts of service & gifts. It's kinda surprising at first because he obviously do it all over the top. AND he's pretty bad at it. Like, when Red get really sick, he spent hours in the kitchen making her what he thinks is the most comforting food ever. But you know, Blaze cooking skills were inherited from him, so she end with a plate full of Cheerios, smashed potatoes, cheddar and knackies (wait. Are knacki a thing outer UE?? those are really bad quality industrial sausages for the record), and her beloved husband looking at her all proud like "♥ 😁 I made that!!". And he spoils his kids with really outrageously expensive gifts. (Skye abuses it a little sometime)

Red' love language is mostly words of affirmation! Acts of service too but unlike buggy she's skilled with it. Her major flaw with that would be that she's offering acts of services even when people she loves don't act for them. Mommy style you know ? Wipping something on Rory's cheek with her thumb in front of his very first boyfriend.

For the record : Rory love language is he don't have any because he hates everyone act of services, Skye's is offering gifts & quality time, Blaze's is physical touch! (which can be dangerous with his devil fruit powers)

NOW. BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE HEAVY. The worst polycule of all time is entering the chat :

G.R.O.A.R LOVE LANGUAGE

I'll try to make it short because I could write a fucking THESIS about them SO. I think that they all have kinda different love languages according to which relationship we are talking about you see ? Like :

Osha x Law : Osha love language is physical touch (as in: big bear hugs that break his spine every time) and acts of service (as in: they make sure he eats, drink, and bring him to the vet like the injuried cat he is. Oh and they're also Law's biggest protector. Always saving his damsel in distress ass. On the other hand I FIRMLY believe that Law love language is quality times AND, for Osha, and only for Osha (and maybe a bit for Bepo - NOT A LAWBEPO ACCOUNT plz love language like for his best friend who is also a polar bear, which is pretty rad if you ask me, would a loser have a polar bear??) act of services. Quality time as in : he just loves spending lazy afternoon lying on their lap with a bong ranting about the stupidity of everyone around him. Act of services as in : one day Osha's bakery oven was broken and he replaced it as a surprise, without telling them anything. This kind of thing you see? They never really confessed and they totally deny they are dating but - come on. Guys. That's obvious.

Osha x Kidd : what's going on between them like - nobody knows. They are bad for each other. No. Kidd is bad for Osha. Are they dating. Are they like... friends? with benefits? but the benefit isn't sex??? Wtf. Anyways : their love language is physical touch and quality time, but not like for Osha x Law, more like: Shrek and fiona fighting in this clip

Law x Kidd : "AHAHAHA love language! as if we LOVED each other??? we fuck and that's all. Friend...ship? with this pathetic loser? URGH DON'T KIDDING ME" - anyway Law shows Kidd affection by quality time, and here quality time means "I'm not as unbearable as usual when I'm with you" while Kidd love language is... idk, bullying? physical touch but like slapping his back really hard and stuffing him in a locker? scruffing him and yelling "hey that's MY twink è_é I'm the only one allowed to hurt MY twink è_é"

KiddKiller *chief kiss* The only stable relationship in this polycule. Which means... a lot, look at them. ANYWAY - Kidd love language toward Killer is words of affirmations, like, it's canon, look at the anime. Look how he talks about him. "WHO DID THIS TO MY BUDDY?" aaaah *cry and sobb* (didn't get there in the anime yet but was totally spoiled this scene and I KNOW I'm gonna cry my ass out). But since Kidd has the vocabulary of a 14 y.o it's still complicated. "brooooo you're like peanut butter to my jam". AND of course Killer love languages are act of services (understand : following him everywhere and protecting his ass and being his only braincell).

LawKiller & OshaKiller aren't really a thing in this AU soooo we're gonna put them aside.

Also this post is already too long.

anyway THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK. ♥