#G R Johnson

[frostbeees]

©️ Derek Cain

[ultrameganicolaokay]

Poison Ivy #22 by G. Willow Wilson and Marcio Takara. Variant covers by (1) R. Kikuo Johnson and (2) Elizabeth Torque. Out in May.

"PART 1 of 3 of THE EXPLOSIVE CLIMAX OF YEAR TWO OF POISON IVY!

The end times are upon Pamela Isley. The rotten seeds she has sown across America have come home to roost, and her greatest enemy has torn himself from her flesh. With the verdant villainess on death’s door, is there any hope…for the rest of the world, or has the reign of Dr. Jason Woodrue, the Floronic Man, begun?"

[pocketgalaxies]

"what about that group that that girl was part of, beau?"

"beau?"

[abs0luteb4stard]

[allfryam]

the biggest team in the country

Coach Johnson sighed as he watched his football players practice. Their skinny bodies were struggling to keep up with the rest of the teams in the league. They were constantly getting tossed around the field when playing against a bigger team. Coach knew he had to do something if they wanted any chance of winning this year.

at the end of practice, coach rounded all the boys up and took a knee. “Y’all are clearly havin a tough time when playin against the other teams. I’m putting y’all on a new diet to try to enhance your performance.” The players looked around in confusion. The dining halls on campus have given each of y’all an unlimited food plan.” This got the players excited. “Now I want y’all to use this, alright? So I’m going to require y’all to eat at least 5,000 calories per day. No skipping meals. Any player that fails to meet these conditions will have to deal with a separate punishment.” The players had big grins on their faces. They couldn’t be more excited to eat as much as they wanted in the dining halls.

a month after coach started this experiment, he had each player weighed a week before their first game of the season. Matt G. - 155lbs to 169lbs

Jake R. - 143lbs to 160lbs

Steve B. - 151lbs to 164lbs

Jason K. - 149lbs to 170lbs

Mason L. - 154lbs to 171lbs

Dylan S. - 146lbs to 164lbs

Zach B. - 158lbs to 175lbs

Connor M. - 143lbs to 146lbs

coach was seriously impressed with how quickly his team was growing. All of them except Connor. He had only gained 3 pounds in a month? Coach knew he was going to have to give him the special punishment.

after the weigh ins, coach sent the rest of the team home and pulled Connor aside. “Hey Connor.” Coach sighed. “I’ve noticed you only put on 3 pounds this month. What the hell happened?!” Connor’s face got red. “I… umm…” he stuttered. Coach stopped him and told him to meet him at his house in an hour for his punishment.

Connor showed up to coach Johnson’s house extremely nervous. Coach sat him down in the kitchen and put a big bowl of pasta in front of him. “You ain’t leaving till you finish everything I serve you.” Coach growled. Connor shuddered and started eating the pasta. When he was finished with that, coach placed a large cup full of some kind of smoothie. Connor chugged it and his stomach started to look like it was about to burst. When Connor had finished the drink, coach put the final meal in front of him. It was an entire cake. “But I’m already so… full.” Connor moaned. “THATS TOO DAMN BAD!” Coach yelled. Connor reluctantly began eating the cake and about halfway through he started to cry. “WHAT THE HELL YOU CRYIN FOR BOY?! I GAVE YOU UNLIMITED FOOD AND ALL YOU COULD DO WAS GAIN THREE POUNDS?!” Connor cried his way through the rest of the cake until his stomach looked like it was about to explode. Coach sent Connor home and went to bed proud.

By the time the first game came around, Connor had gained a few more pounds because he was terrified of having to go back to coachs house. The boys did better than they ever have. They were becoming heavy enough to rival with the other teams. But it wasn’t enough. They still lost because the lighter teammates were still getting thrown around. Coach knew he had to speed this process up.

at practices he banned the boys from most cardio and stocked the locker room with lots of snacks. Coach continued taking the lightest player to his house to stuff them full of fattening food. Once the boys found out how bad the punishment was, it motivated them even more to be bigger than their teammates. Their uniforms began growing tight around their expanding bellies and thighs. Before the second game, coach took their weights again:

Matt G. - 169lbs to 183lbs

Jake R. - 160lbs to 179lbs

Steve B. - 164lbs to 185lbs

Jason K. - 170lbs to 190lbs

Mason L. - 171lbs to 178lbs

Dylan S. - 164lbs to 187lbs

Zach B. - 175lbs to 203lbs

Connor M. - 146lbs to 180lbs

coach was astonished. His team had really stepped it up, especially Zach, he was over 200lbs now! But looking closely, there was a clear outlier. Mason was the lightest on the team, which meant he was going to get coach’s special punishment.

Mason arrived with an appetite after Connor told him what happened. Coach started with an entire pizza. Mason gulped it down and unbuttoned his jeans to make more room. Coach gave him a carton of ice cream to eat next. As Mason ate, coach noticed his tight shirt start to rise due to his expanding gut. Mason had to take it off because it became so uncomfortable. Towards the end of the carton, Mason decided to drink the melted ice cream left at the bottom. Coach watched as he chugged the creamy liquid spilling a few drops onto his round stomach. Mason set the empty container down and leaned back in his chair. He rubbed his bloated belly and groaned. But coach wasn’t done. He gave Mason a Big Mac as his last meal. Mason could barely think as he slowly shoved the Big Mac into his mouth. His eyes were glazed over and his stomach was screaming in pain. He eventually finished and coach sent him on his way, knowing he learned his lesson.

The second game had finally rolled around and they actually won! The boys were becoming big enough to hold their own on the field. Even though they won, coach still wasn’t satisfied. The team they beat was still one of the smaller ones and some of the lighter boys were still struggling. Coach treated them to a buffet for their victory and made sure they all ate well.

the team continued winning against bigger and bigger teams and coach continued treating them to trips to the buffet. They were a month away from the championship and coach knew they were going to have to get a lot bigger if they wanted to win. He decided to weigh them again so he would have a month to get them as big as possible for the championship.

Matt G. - 183lbs to 218lbs

Jake R. - 179lbs to 208lbs

Steve B. - 185lbs to 230lbs

Jason K. - 190lbs to 236lbs

Mason L. - 178lbs to 227lbs

Dylan S. - 187lbs to 217lbs

Zach B. - 203lbs to 257lbs

Connor M. - 180lbs to 234lbs

coach liked the results he was seeing, especially with Zach, he was easily the heaviest on the team, and he put on weight like it was nothing. But once again, coach also noticed the lightest player, Jake.

Jake knew what he was in for when he arrived at coachs house. He sat at the table ready to eat the insane amount of food coach was about to feed him. Coach started with waffles. A stack of about 15 thick waffles dripping with butter and syrup. Jake tore through them one by one, not caring about the syrup dripping from his mouth onto his rounded belly. Coach brought out a cheesecake next, and Jake took off his tight shirt to make more room. He scarfed down the delicious food, moaning with pleasure. Coach was surprised. Nobody on the team ate as fast as Jake, and they definitely didn’t enjoy it as much as he was. When the cheesecake was gone, coach brought out the final meal, his homemade lasagna. Jake grinned as he began to eat it. Lasagna was his absolute favorite, and coach made a mean lasagna. Coach watched with awe as Jake’s belly grew and grew. Soon enough, the entire tray of lasagna was gone and Jake just let out a big burp and rubbed his bloated gut. “What else ya got coach? I still have some room for more.” Jake said between burps. Coach was stunned. There was no way this boy could still eat after all that food. Coach found a pie left in his fridge and watched Jake quickly get to work. Before coach knew it, the pie was gone and Jake was headed home with his bloated belly leading the way.

in the month leading up to the championship, coach Johnson was doing everything he could to keep his team growing. He mixed mass gainer into their water, treated them to the buffet after every practice, got the school to supply them electric scooters so they wouldn’t waste their energy walking to class, convinced the chefs at the dining hall to give the boys extra food when they ordered, bought snacks to supply their dorms for when the dining halls were closed, and finally bought them bigger uniforms so they had plenty of room to grow. He would constantly call them small and weak, and do his “punishment” with the lightest player every single night.

the night before the championship, coach weighed the players one last time.

Matt G. - 218lbs to 262lbs

Jake R. - 208lbs to 270lbs

Steve B. - 230lbs to 281lbs

Jason K. - 236lbs to 288lbs

Mason L. - 227lbs to 274lbs

Dylan S. - 217lbs to 264lbs

Zach B. - 257lbs to 312lbs

Connor M. - 234lbs to 290lbs

coach was proud. They had all ballooned in the last month with coach’s help. Their round bellies, thick thighs, massive arms, and broad shoulders made them quite the force to be reckoned with.

the day of the game, the team played great. They slammed the other team to the ground with their immense weight. Especially Zach. He had grown to over 300 pounds, and not a single person on the other team could move him. Their smallest player, Matt, (who wasn’t small at all) was the fastest. Zach would push through the team and pass the ball to Matt who would run straight to the end zone and score. Coach and the team celebrated their victory with one last trip to the buffet. Their massive bodies took up the entire booth, and all of their food covered the entire table. They never had leftovers though, if one boy got full, another player would volunteer and eat the rest. The boys cleared the table and revealed their massive new guts.

coach stood up and tapped his glass with a fork to make a toast. “Yall listen up. I’m so proud of yall for stickin with it this season and followin my orders. I know it wasn’t always easy to keep up… but some of you did that and then some. So I wanted to hand out a few awards.” Coach reached into his bag and pulled out a miniature trophy. It read, “most weight gained - Zach B.” The boys cheered and Zach claimed his trophy. The rest of the trophies included:

most “punishments” - Connor M.

biggest appetite - Jake R.

roundest belly - Dylan S.

biggest comeback - Connor M.

coach had created 8 big, heavy, and hungry football players, and he was excited to meet the new freshmen next year to see if they would do as well. ~

I’ve always really liked the idea of a coach fattening up his players. I’ll probably do a part 2 if you guys want it. I already have some ideas on how coach plans on fattening up the new freshmen. Anyways, love you guys! And remember you can always message me with story ideas or a picture you want me to write a story about and I’ll do it completely free.

[sspadfoot]

The fact that people are wanting to watch the reboot because Ben Barnes and Aaron Taylor Johnson may be in it is crazy.

Are we forgetting what Jk r*****g did and is still doing?

[ed-recoverry]

List of free audiobooks on YouTube for anyone interested

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain

Alice in Wonderland

Animal Farm by George Orwell

The Shadow Over Innsmouth by H P Lovecraft

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Hatchet by Gary Paulsen

Twelve Years a Slave by Solomon Northup

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

The Village by Caroline Mitchell

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (fuck JKR)

Sense & Sensibility by Jane Austen

The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

Twilight by Stephanie Meyer

Upside Down by Danielle Steel

The Fiancée by Kate White

The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Theif

Accidentally Married by Victoria E. Lieske

I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy

The Collector (book one) by Nora Roberts

The Lies I Told by Mary Burton

Dead Man’s Mirror by Agatha Christie

The Hobbit

The Taken Ones by Jess Lourey

The Good Neighbour by R J Parker

The Island House by Elana Johnson

Desperation by Stephan King

The Healing Summer by Heather B. Moore

The Last Affair by Margot Hunt

To Be Claimed by Willow Winter

Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The Inn by James Patterson

Wonder by R J Palacio

Faking It With The Billionaire by Willow Fox

The Lost Years by Mary Higgins Clark

Forrest Gump by Winston Groom

The Janson Directive by Robert Ludlum

The Catcher in the Rye

The Lottery Winner by Mary Higgins Clark

Where Eagles Dare by Alistair MacLean

Death of a Nurse by M C Beaton

Yours Truly by Abby Jimenez

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson

The Sonnets by William Shakespeare

Frozen Betrayal by Clive Cussler

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Line of Fire by R J Patterson

Don’t Believe Everything You Think by Joseph Nguyen

The Remnant by Tim LaHaye

The Magic of Reality by Richard Dawkins

The Secret of Chimneys by Agatha Christie

Payment in Kind by J A Jance

The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The Way of the Superior Man by David Deida

The Game of Life and How to Play It by Florence Scovel Shinn

The Richest Man in Babylon by George S. Clason

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

A Marriage of Anything but Convenience by Victorine E. Lieske

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

The Inheritance Game by Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Ikigai: The Japanese Secret to a Long and Happy Life

Thinking Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

The Kama Sutra by Mallanaga Vatsyayana

The Wisdom of Father Brown by G K Chesterton

Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe

Robin Hood by J Walker McSpadden

The Poor Traveller by Charles Dickens

Days on the Road: Crossing the Plains in 1865 by Sarah Raymond Herndon

Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens

Atomic Habits by James Clear

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

Trading in the Zone by Mark Douglas

The Art of War by Sun Tzu

The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett

A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson

The Return of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle

The Epic of Gilgamesh

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

Man After Man

Five on a Treasure Island by Enid Blyton

The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane

Charlotte’s Web

Midsummer Mysteries by Agatha Christie

Out of Silent Planet by C S Lewis

The Valley of Fear by Arthur Conan Doyle

Eaters of the Dead by Michael Crichton

The Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie

The Castle of Otranto by Horace Walpole

21 Lessons for the 21st Century by Yuval Noah Harai

Hamlet by Shakespeare

[sapphicbookclub]

Pride Flag Book Recs #4 🌈

Another pride month is upon us and as per tradition, I bring you more books to make your shelves more rainbow-er than ever!

If you missed the previous posts, find them here: #1, #2, #3.

Unconquerable Sun by Kate Elliott, Cow Girl by Kirsty Eyre, Rise to the Sun by Leah Johnson, Honey Girl by Morgan Rogers, The Red Scholar's Wake by Aliette de Bodard

Easy Nevada and the Pyramid's Curse by Georgette Kaplan, The Black God's Drums by P. Djèlí Clark, The Unbroken by C. L. Clark, Some Desperate Glory by Emily Tesh, Alice Payne Arrives by Kate Heartfield

Scorpica by G. R. Macallister, Melt With You by Jennifer Dugan, Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield, Read Between the Lines by Rachel Lacey,  For Her Consideration by Amy Spalding

Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail by Ashley Herring Blake, Sisters of the Vast Black by Lina Rather, The Oleander Sword by Tasha Suri, Laurel Everywhere by Erin Moynihan, The Witch and the Vampire by Francesca Flores

Catch and Cradle by Katia Rose, Among Thieves by M. J. Kuhn, These Fleeting Shadows by Kate Alice Marshall, Light from Uncommon Stars by Ryka Aoki, The Mask of Mirrors by M. A. Carrick

Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake, One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston, Some Girls Do by Jennifer Dugan, Afterlove by Tanya Byrne, The Shattered Lands by Brenna Nation

Happy Pride Month Reading!  ❤️💛🧡💚💙💜

[raatart]

a complete boycott list in alphabetical order

a complete list of companies / brands / franchises to boycott in support of palestine that i have been working on putting together for a while now.

remember to support your local businesses

stand with palestine against genocide

(Food & Beverages)

A

Activia

Acqua Panna

Akmina

Absolute Vodka

Algida

A&W

Aquafina

Alpro

Actimel

B

Burger King

Baskin Robbins

Ben & Jerry's

Bugles

Betty Crocker

Badoit

Becel

C

Coca Cola

Costa Coffee

Cadbury

Cheerios

Cheetos

Campbells

Calve

Cappy

Chiquita

D

Dominos

Dasani

Dunkin' Donuts

Doritos

Dr Pepper

Danone

Dolcela

Damla

Dogadan

E

Evian

Eden

F

Fanta

Frito-lay

Fruit by the Foot Roll Ups

Falim

Fresca

G

Gatorade

Greggs

H

Hardees

Haagen Dazs

Heinz Ketchup

Hershey's

Hard Rock Cafe

Heinz

I

Innocent

Israeli Fruits & Vegetables

J

Jacob's

Jaffa

K

KitKat

KFC

Kbueno

Kraft Mac & Cheese

Kellogg's

Kraft

L

Lipton

Lays

M

McDonald's

Mars

Marks & Spencers

Maggi

Marila

Monster

Mountain Dew

Mehadrin

Minute Maid

Milk Bar

M&M's

Magnum Ice Cream

Milka Chocolates

N

Nestle

Nestle Cereals

Nescafe

Nesquik

Nespresso

Nido

Nutella

Nature Valley

Nestle Milo

Nestle Carnation

Nestle Coffee Mate

Nestle Nestum

Nimbooz

Nestea

O

Orea

Original Shredded Wheat

P

Papa John's

Pepsi

Pringles

Pizza Hut

Perrier

Pillsbury

Popeyes

Pretty a Manager

Pure Life

Powerade

Popup Bagels

Q

Quality Street

Quaker

R

Redbull

Ruffles

S

Starbucks

Subway

Smartwater

Sweetgreen

Snickers

Sprite

Sabra

Sunkist

Strauss

Smarties

S.pellegrino

Schweppes

Sana

Sirma

Sara Lee

T

Toblerone

Tang

Twix

Tesco

Tropicana

U

V

Vittle

Volvic

W

Wall's

Walmart

Walkers

Wrigley's

X

Y

Z

7Up

(Clothing)

A

America Eagle

Adidas

Alo

Adina Eden Jewelry

B

C

Converse

Calvin Klein

Cat

Castro

D

Drew

Diesel

E

F

G

Good American

GAP

H

H&M

I

J

K

Kamili

L

Levi's

Lumberjack

M

Mango

N

Nike

O

Oasis

P

Puma

Q

R

River Island

S

Skims

Skinny Dip

St. Mark

Style Nadia

T

Timberland

U

V

Victoria's Secret

Vakko

W

We Wore That

Wyeth

X

Y

Z

Zara

(Beauty)

A

Aveda

Amika

Avon

Aussie

Aveeno

Always

Aesop

Ahava

B

Bobbi Brown

Blistex

Bath & Body Works

Britney Spears Fragrance

Becca

Biotherm

Beauty Blender

C

Clinique

Covergirl

Colgate

Calgon

Camay

CeraVe

Christina Aguilera Perfumes

Clean & Clear

Crest

CND

Cacharel

D

Dr. Jart+

Dove

Dettol

Darphin Paris

Dark & Lovely

E

Essie

Elidor

F

Fenty Beauty

Fair & Lovely

G

Garnier

Gillette

Glam Glow

H

Honest Beauty

Haci Sakir

Herbal Essences

Head & Shoulders

Hugo Boss

I

J

Jo Malone

Johnson & Johnsom

K

Kerastase

Kiehl's

Kylie Cosmetics

Kylie Skin

Kotex

L

L'Oreal

Lacome

La Roche-Posey

Lifebuoy

Lux

Lubiderm

M

Maybelline

MAC

Moroccan Oil

Maui

Matrix

Max Factor

N

Nyx

Neutrogena

Nivea

Nature's Beauty

Niely

O

Olay

Origins

Orkid

Oral-B

Oax

P

Pepsodent

Pantene

Q

R

Revlon

Rimmel

Rexona

Rhode

S

Summer Fridays

Schick

Smashbox

Sephora

Sensodyne

Skinceuticals

Skin Better Science

T

The Body Shop

Too Faced Cosmetics

The Ordinary

Tom Ford Beauty

Tampax

Takami

U

Urban Decay

Ulta Beauty

V

Vichy

Vaseline

Veet

W

X

Y

Yes to

Yuesai

Z

(Luxury)

A

B

C

Chanel

D

E

Estee Lauder

F

G

Georgio Armani

H

I

J

K

L

LVMH

Louis Vuitton

La Mer

Lavs

Le Labo

M

Mugler

Maison Margiela

N

O

P

Prada

Q

R

Raplh Lauren

S

T

Tiffany & Co.

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

U

V

Valentino

W

X

Y

Yves Saint Laurent

Z

(Tech & Entertainment)

A

Aol

Amazon

AirBnB

Apple

B

BBC

Buxton

Barbie

Booking.com

C

CNN

D

Disney+

Dell

E

Energizer

F

Ford

Fiverr

G

Galaxy

H

HP

Hyundai

Hulu

I

IBM

Intel

J

K

L

Lego

M

Motorola

Movenpick

Mattel

Microsoft

N

National Geographic

Nokia

Netflix

O

Oracle

Oxi

P

Philips

Q

R

Rolls Royce

S

Siemens

Sodastream

T

Toys R Us

U

V

Volvo

Valvoline

W

Wix

X

Y

Z

(Other)

A

Axa

Ariel

Aero

Ambi Pur

Airwick

Aroma

AVC

Amway

Ace Hardware

Andrex

American Express

B

Bounty

Black & Decker

Bonux

Bref

Braun

Benadryl

Band-aid

Barclays

Blue Cross Blue Shield

Better Help

C

Caltex

Chevron

Culligan

Citi Bank

Chicco

Cravola

Clearblue

Capital One

D

Dash

Drynites

Dosmestos

Doona

E

Expedia

F

Finish

Febreeze

Fixodent

Fairy

G

Goop

Gerber

Gys

H

HSBC

Huggies

Hayat

I

Imodium

J

JCB

K

Kimberly-Clark

Kleenex

L

Lion

Little Swimmers

Lenor

M

Mr Muscle

Minidou

Monsanto

N

Nicorette

O

Omo

P

Pampers

Purina Felix

Payoneer

Palmolive

Protex

Pull-ups

P&G

Prima

Pril

Paramount Pictures

Q

R

Rejoice

Rinso

Rogaine

S

Signal

Sensus

Sudafed

T

Tide

U

Unilever

Us Cellular

V

Vim

Vanish

Vicks

W

X

Y

Yumus

Z

(Places)

A

B

C

D

Disney

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

(People)

A

Ashley Tisdale

Amy Schumer

Andy Beshear

B

Bono

Ben Savage

Bella Thorne

Beyonce

C

Chris Evans

Claire Holt

Ciara

Chris Rock

Chris Pine

D

Demi Lovato

Dwayne Johnson

DJ Khaled

E

Eva Longoria

F

G

Gal Gadot

H

I

Ian Somerhalder

J

Jamie Lee Curtis

James Maslow

Justin Bieber

Jennifer Aniston

Jaclyn Hill

Jack Harlow

Jordan Peele

Joseph Quinn

Jack Black

K

Kylie Jenner

Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner

Kerry Washington

Katie Perry

Karlie Kloss

Khloe Kardashian

Kat Graham

Kendall Jenner

Kourtney Kardashian

L

Lebron James

Lana Condor

Lana Del Rey

M

Millie Bobby Brown

Malala

Mindy Kaling

Mark Hamill

Madonna

N

NFL

Nina Dobrev

Natalie Portman

Nabela

Nicole Richie

Noah Schnapp

O

Octovia Spencer

P

Perez Hilton

Paul Wesley

Phoebe Tonkin

Pia Mia

P!nk

Q

R

Ronaldinho

Rihanna

S

Sofia Richie

Shaquir O'neal

Selena Gomez

T

Tara Strong

Taika Waititi

Taylor Swift

Tyler Perry

U

Usher

U2

V

Vanessa Hudgens

Viola Davis

W

X

Y

Z

[deadpresidents]

Is the age difference between Trump and Vance the biggest between a potus and veep? And have there been many vps older than the presidents they served under?

Good questions!

Yes, the age difference between Donald Trump and JD Vance is the largest between any President and Vice President in American history, and by a pretty big margin. And while it would seem that most Presidents would choose a younger running mate, that's not really the case and it's been about even throughout history: 28 Presidents were older than their Vice Presidents and 24 Vice Presidents were the older side of the duo.

Here's the list of biggest age differences between Presidents who were OLDER than their Vice Presidents: 38 years, 49 days: Trump/Vance 29 years, 273 days: Buchanan/Breckinridge 22 years, 237 days: G.H.W. Bush/Quayle 22 years, 87 days: Eisenhower/Nixon 21 years, 334 days: Biden/Harris 17 years, 48 days: W.H. Harrison/Tyler 16 years, 54 days: Monroe/Tompkins 15 years, 271 days: McKinley/T. Roosevelt 15 years, 265 days: Jackson/Van Buren 15 years, 44 days: Taylor/Fillmore 15 years, 3 days: Jackson/Calhoun 14 years, 250 days: J.Q. Adams/Calhoun 13 years, 126 days: Reagan/G.H.W. Bush 12 years, 358 days: Trump/Pence 12 years, 299 days: Jefferson/Burr 7 years, 165 days: J. Adams/Jefferson 6 years, 250 days: F. Roosevelt/Wallace 6 years, 244 days: Harding/Coolidge 5 years, 304 days: Nixon/Agnew 3 years, 250 days: Washington/J. Adams 3 years, 96 days: Carter/Mondale 2 years, 273 days: L. Johnson/Humphrey 2 years, 98 days: F. Roosevelt/Truman 1 year, 224 days: Clinton/Gore 1 year, 125 days: McKinley/Hobart 330 days: Grant/Colfax 196 days: Lincoln/Hamlin 186 days: Nixon/Ford

And here is the list of biggest age differences between Presidents who were YOUNGER than their Vice Presidents: -18 years, 257 days: Obama/Biden -18 years, 230 days: Pierce/King -17 years, 192 days: Cleveland/Hendricks -14 years, 197 days: Hoover/Curtis -13 years, 69 days: F. Roosevelt/Garner -11 years, 233 days: Madison/G. Clinton -10 years, 70 days: Grant/H. Wilson -8 years, 275 days: Kennedy/L. Johnson -7 years, 96 days: B. Harrison/Morton -6 years, 311 days: Coolidge/Dawes -6 years, 242 days: Madison/Gerry -6 years, 169 days: T. Roosevelt/Fairbanks -6 years, 165 days: Truman/Barkley -5 years, 157 days: G.W. Bush/Cheney -5 years, 6 days: Ford/Rockefeller -3 years, 261 days: Jefferson/G. Clinton -3 years, 115 days: Polk/Dallas -3 years, 96 days: Hayes/Wheeler -2 years, 290 days: Wilson/Marshall -2 years, 49 days: Van Buren/R. Johnson -2 years, 45 days: Garfield/Arthur -1 year, 326 days: Taft/Sherman -1 year, 146 days: Cleveland/Stevenson -45 days: Lincoln/A. Johnson

[gh0ulixs]

NSFW Alphabet w/ Danny Johnson

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): Danny isn't the biggest Aftercare person out there. Most of the time he'll just pull his pants back up and run off back to do whatever it was he was previously doing. If you're close however, he may stay back and make sure he didn't rough you up too much.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): His hands. He has rougher, calloused hands from his "art work", and he enjoys how they can make his partner whine and squirm while they're wrapped around their throat. His favorite part on his partner is definitely their ass; always trying to grope and smack it. He's an ass man, for sure.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): He loves getting messy with it. From thighs to mouth, his partner will be absolutely painted with his release. He takes many pictures after.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Secretly wants to be pegged. The thought of being forced on his back and having his own guts rearranged for once makes him all warm under the collar, but he will never tell a soul that.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): Danny has had a few flings which he killed or ghosted (pun intended) afterwards, so he has enough experience to make it pleasureable.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): Missionary or Doggy. On one hand, he loves having his partner on their knees, hands holding their hips while he takes them from behind. On the other, he enjoys watching their pretty little expressions as he absolutely breaks them.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): Being naturally playful, he'll crack a few jokes or teasing remarks during the moment, but he's usually more serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): He's fairly well groomed- thick, dark curls trimmed up a bit. He has multiple photos of his partner's nose buried on them while he finishes down their throat.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): There's almost no intimacy with Danny. It's always quick and rough, no real emotion behind it. Sometimes though, if you catch him on a good day or he particularly likes you, he may be a bit gentler with his actions and maybe even hold your hand during it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): Most of his time not spent in matches is spent back in his little cabin with his hand in his pants; groaning with his head thrown back as he fucks his fist.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks): Oh man, you're in for a treat: Knife play, Vouyerism, predator/prey, blood play, bondage, the list goes on.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): Anywhere. Location does not matter to him. He'll fuck you right over the generator if he feels like it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): Seeing you afraid is definitely one way to get him hard. He also loves it when you're injured; blood-stained and whining in pain- He's lucky his cloak covers the fact he's aroused.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Anything to do with Bodily fluids, Age Play, and CNC. He may be a monster, but he has some morals.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): Prefers receiving, his hand is buried in his partner's hair while he ruts desperately into their mouth and whispering the most filthy things. If you ask, though, he'll get down on his knees. He's very talented with his tongue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): Almost always rough and fast. He'll bruise you at times and leave you a little sore after most sessions, but if he's in the mood he'll be more loving with it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): He prefers them as they're more convenient, since most of the time your little rendezvous' happen during matches.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): He's a risk taker definitely. He's willing to try anything once, because how will he learn what he may be into if he doesn't give it a shot? He'll pressure his partner a bit into doing the same at times, just set your foot down and he'll eventually back off.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): He has the sex drive of Gods. He can go up to four or five rounds, but usually only gets through one due to time restrictions matches give.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): He doesn't have any toys, but he uses the little tendrils on his costume to tie his partner up. If he had the option, he'd use them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): Biggest tease in the Entity's Realm. He'll push you right to the edge and pull back, leaving you whining and begging for more.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): Loud, but not overly loud. Lots of groans and grunts, maybe the occasional whimper or whine if you play with him just right.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): Before he got stolen by the Entity, he was a huge fan of phone sex. The feeling of a phone cord around his finger while he dirty talked to a partner over the phone would get his rocks off quick.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): Average length, a little more girth. 6.52 inches in length and 2.35 inches in circumference. Has a vein running down the underside that is his absolute weak spot; run your tongue over it and he'll cum almost immediately. His tip is a pretty pink, circumcised.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): Almost always horny. As stated before, he has the sex drive of Gods.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): If you're in a match, he'll stay up until the match is over and then crash afterwards. If you're in his cabin, he'll fall asleep almost immediately.

[rivercaliboy2-mrlalive3]

Ole Bu t t f u c k e r Johnson👴🏽: This lil young n I g g a got him a perty a s s. Yes, indeed Lawd

[linnienin]

🌻 A s t e r o i d ⁕ S i r e n e ⁕ i n ⁕ S a g i t t a r i u s 🌻

Carefree, Libertine spirit, Nonchalant, Expansive, Energetic, Superior/Gods like energy, Messy but charming, Spontaneous

(could be seen as naive, or like to appear as it, but their inner knowledge is much broader and exhaustive, it's their hidden weapon)

CELEBS LIST:

Marilyn Monroe

Aishwarya Rai, Greta Garbo

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Veronica Lake, Margot Robbie

Elvis Presley

Astrid Berges-Frisbey, Amanda Seyfried (both interpretated mermaids in Pirates of the Caribbeans)

Emilia Clarke

Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson

Tilda Swinton

Elle Fanning, Jennifer Lawrence

A s t e r o i d ⁕ S i r e n e ⁕ a s p e c t i n g ⁕ J u p i t e r

(can be an indicator of being known for one's sex appeal, probability of success in the public's eye by using Sirene's energy)

CONJUNCT JUPITER

Lana Del Rey, Halle Berry, Chelo Alonso

SQUARE JUPITER

Rihanna, Lupita Nyong'o

OPPOSITE JUPITER

Monica Bellucci

TRINE JUPITER

Dakota Johnson, Bella Hadid

Anya Taylor-Joy, Zhang Ziyi

Amy Winehouse, Billie Eilish

(i haven't found any celebs with Sirene sextile Jupiter yet, this is why this aspect is missing)

[allfryam]

the biggest team in the country pt. 2

*DISCLAIMER* all players on the team are at least 18 years old! This story includes weight gain, sexual references, and coach x player sex. You have been warned.

as coach Johnson waved goodbye to the three seniors on his team, he was secretly excited to meet the new freshman that were going to be taking their spots. A bunch of young skinny wannabe football players showed up to tryouts, and coach wanted to pick the ones with the most potential to grow. coach picked three players that looked good enough, and brought the entire team to the first weight check.

Matt G. - 262lbs

Steve B - 281lbs

Jason K. - 288lbs

Zach B. - 312lbs

Connor M. - 290lbs

Danny R. - 148lbs

Nic S. - 153lbs

Chris F. - 145lbs

Just by looking at the weights, it was easy to tell which players were the new freshman. There were gonna have some serious catching up to do if they wanted to stay on the team. Coach got to work right away, taking the team to their favorite spot, the all you can eat buffet. The bigger boys made fun of the skinny little freshman. They could barely finish one plate without getting full. Coach didn’t let the boys leave until they had dessert though. They struggled eating the sweets and the rest of the team cheered them on. “EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT!” They chanted, banging their fists on the table. The freshman eventually finished, and the team went home.

when coach arrived home, he took off his shirt and went to the bathroom. On his way out, he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror. His flat stomach had begun to grow into a bit of a belly. It was nothing major, just a bit of paunch, but it was definitely noticeable. Turns out, eating at the buffet all the time with his team has started to have its consequences.

as practices continued, coach started noticing his team begin to grow, especially the freshman. He noticed their uniforms getting tighter around their midsection, and their rounding bellies started poking out from under their tight shirts. To coach’s surprise, his belly was also starting to get a bit rounder. Looking in the mirror again, he started looking like a proper ex-jock. Coach was well past his glory days but he figured he’d be well into his forties before he started getting fat. He was barely 30, and he was starting to look like his fat dad!

Coach continued fattening his team as the first game of the season approached. He weighed them a week before to make sure everything was in order.

Matt G. - 262lbs to 285lbs

Steve B. - 281 to 304lbs

Jason K. - 288lbs to 312lbs

Zach B. - 312lbs to 331lbs

Connor M. - 290lbs to 320lbs

Danny R. - 148lbs to 192lbs

Nic S. - 153lbs to 179lbs

Chris F. - 145lbs to 188lbs

coach was impressed. the freshmen were gaining weight quite quickly, and the other team members were still growing at a steady rate. He expected them to have stopped by now. After the team went home, coach also decided to weigh himself. There was no way he’d gained more than 15 pounds right?

coach - 165lbs to 193lbs

coach’s eyes grew wide with shock. He’d gained almost 30 pounds! He lifted up his shirt and looked at his round, hairy belly. He grabbed it and shook it, frowning as it jiggled. He continued frowning on his way home when he stopped in McDonald’s for a before dinner snack. As he ate his burger, he wondered how he gained all this weight.

the team obliterated the opposing team at their first game. Half the team was impossible to move, and the other half were almost big enough to take down the smaller players. The team celebrated once again with the buffet, and the freshmen were able to eat much more than last time. Coach, however, was opting out of the delicious feast. The team noticed and forced him to eat some pizza. “If I gotta get fat to be on the team, so do you!” Connor yelled. Coach sighed as he ate way too much food. The team wasn’t going to let him lose this weight, that’s for sure.

coach scheduled a doctors appointment after he first weighed himself. He wanted a professional opinion on all of this. He sat quietly in the doctors room until he heard a knock on the door. “Hello, frank! It’s so nice to see you again!” The doctor said gleefully. Coach had been coming to this doctor since he turned 18. He knew doctor long would give him the best advice. “Okie dokie! What brings you in today frank?” Doctor long asked. “Well… for the past couple months, I’ve noticed my uhh… weight has been goin up.” Coach said shyly. “Yes I can tell!” Doctor long said with a chuckle. “You look a little rounder than when I last saw you.” Doctor long took coach to the scale to get his official weight. “203lbs” the scale read. “Oh dear! You were not lying! You’ve managed to put on 48 pounds in 4 months! That’s quite impressive!” Coachs face got a little red and he sat back down on the table. “Go ahead and strip down to your underwear for me, and we’ll take a few measurements. Coach undressed to reveal his plump gut that was hiding underneath his t-shirt. Doctor long took his stethoscope and listen to coach’s heartbeat. He looked in coach’s ears, his nose, and his eyes. “This looks good… now let’s talk about this belly.” Doctor long smiled. “What has your diet been like recently?” “Well I always make myself an omelette for breakfast before heading to work.” Coach responded. “Ok sounds normal. What’s next?” “I grab a box of donuts on the way to work sometimes. Probably 3 or 4 days a week. I eat those before lunch so I don’t get hungry.” “okay… that is a bit of an issue, but carry on.” “Well for lunch, I like to go through a drive through or get takeout. Then in the afternoon I usually eat a few of the cookies they leave in the break room. Then I go to football practice, and the whole team usually heads to the buffet afterwards. It’s our favorite spot. Then on the way home, depending on the time I’ll grab dinner or dessert and eat that before bed.” “and this happens every day?” The doctor asked. “Yup.” “well… obviously all of this eating is affecting your waistline, and you have gained weight quite rapidly. I suggest you lay off of the snacks in between meals and keep your buffet meals under control.” Doctor long said while rubbing coach’s belly.

the next day at practice, coach explained the doctors orders to the team. He also explained that he would no longer be attending the buffet every night but each player was still expected to do so. “Coach, if you need help with a diet, I can help. I used to eat crazy healthy before I joined the football team.” Zach chimed in.

later that night, Zach showed up to coach’s house with two full grocery bags. “Is this for my new diet?” Coach asked. “Yup!” Coach sat down at the dining table. “Ok. Let’s see what we’re working with.” Coach took off his shirt to reveal his round, hairy, ball gut. “WOW. You really did put on weight! Let’s get started right away.” Before coach could react, Zach had pulled a rope out of one of the bags and tied coach to the chair he was sitting it. The rope was tightly pulled and sat just above coach’s belly. Zach also tied coach’s arms and legs to the chair, so he would have no chance of moving. “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” Coach yelled. “I just didn’t think it was fair that you got to have all the fun fattening people up. Why should you get to be healthy and skinny and you turn the whole team into fat slobs! I’m giving you a taste of your own medicine. I’ve been sneaking mass gainer into your food at the buffet for months!” Zach explained. Zach began stuffing various foods into coach’s mouth, forcing him to chew and swallow. Pizza, bread, cake, cookies, it kept coming. Zach would occasionally let coach catch his breath, and then stick a funnel in his mouth, pouring his own homemade gainer shake down his throat. Coach’s belly began to grow and stretch. It gurgled in pain as coach continued eating. You could hear the strain of the button on his jeans with every breath he took. Eventually, his tight pants burst open and his massive belly surged forward. “Looks like you’ve reached your limit for tonight, but I’m not finished yet.” Zach said as he bagan taking off his clothes. He untied coach and moved his hefty body, that had been covered in various food crumbs, to the couch. Zach proceeded to fuck coach Johnson with all his force. Their massive bodies made the couch shake with every thrust. Coach could do nothing but embrace Zach as he continued to fuck. He finally climaxed and the two massive men passed out on the couch.

coach awake in pain, grunting as he tried to sit up. He was naked, covered in food, and his house was a mess. Zach had gone home and coach was left to deal with the consequences. He took a shower and marveled at his gut. It was still bloated from last night’s feeding. He got dressed and cleaned up his apartment before heading to work. As much as he tried to forget, he couldn’t stop thinking about Zach. There was something about being dominated and fed by him. Coach even had to relieve himself at practice because he kept getting hard watching Zach. Maybe one more feeding couldn’t hurt…

part 3 will come soon enough. I sort of took a turn away from the football aspect of the first story but I hope you guys enjoy coach’s weight gain!

[wannabecatwriter]

A-Z Challenge: List your sims in order, trying to complete the alphabet.

Thanks for the tag, @treason-and-plot and @pink-chevalier

For this, I'm only picking Chronicles of a Pessimist, because the list is big enough as is...I've taken this a step further and tried to list out every sim who appeared in the story so far.

Also, for anyone curious, here's a useful site for listing things in alphabetical order. X

Tagging @dandylion240 @holocene-sims @nocturnalazure and @citylighten for this, but only if you're up to it.

List under read more.

A:

Aaron Covington

Adolfo Dias

Alayna Price (sim made by @amuhav)

Alberto Garcia

Amanda Varner

Anette Dyer

Angela Langford

Anna Luis

Antoine Varner

Ariana Dyer

Ashton Byrd

Autumn Dyer

B:

Bernadette Byrd

C:

Calvin Linton

Candace Byrd (sim made by @amuhav)

Caroline Adams

Carson Wong

Chandra Smith

Cherie Pie

Consuelo Byers

D:

Demarcus Wells

Dinah Zeeman

Donna Morelli

Donovan Adams

Douglas Byrd

E:

Eddie Gritton

Edith Vane

F:

Fred Carlson

G:

Gracie Loveland (Appaloosa premade)

H:

Harvey Gritton

Hubert Dyer

Humberto Costa

Hunter Bayer

I:

Isobel Devane (sim made by @amuhav)

J:

Jasper Dyer

Jerome Terry

Jerrica Lancer (Delia Bates)

Johnny Johnson (AP premade)

Josie Henning

K:

Kade Myers

Kareem Pace

Kelly Lockett

Kevin Luis

Kimberly Price

L:

Luis Dupre

M:

Maria Villegas

Marissa Gold

Marty Henning

Mike Driver

Michael Ross

Mitchell Valentine

N:

Noelle Dyer

O:

P:

Peijing On

Q:

R:

Rachel Everett

Regan Zeeman

Rodrigo Salazar

S:

Samir Zeeman

Shanna Das

T:

Tammie Morelli

Tony Wells

Toya Bayer

U:

V:

Wendy Wong

William Dodd

Wyatt Parker

X:

Y:

Z:

[my-deer-friend]

Hi!

I was just cleared by my professor to write a 35 page paper concerning the relationship between Hamilton and Laurens.

I've been following your blog for a while now and truly appreciate the nuance you approach 18th century relationships with homoerotic subtext. I was wondering if there are any sources or articles that you could think of that could possibly help? I'm trying to be as thorough as possible with this project and figured that the good people of tumblr would be a great place to start!

That's so exciting!

I've already shared a bunch of general/context-setting works here, some of which include mentions of the Laurens-Hamilton relationship. You especially want the Godbeer text.

Here are a few other articles that might be worth looking at:

Weir, R. M. (1976). Portrait Of A Hero. American Heritage, 27(3).

Lyons, C. A. (2003). Mapping an Atlantic Sexual Culture: Homoeroticism in Eighteenth-Century Philadelphia. William and Mary Quarterly, 60(1), 119.

Haggerty, G. E. (2012). Gray Agonistes: Thomas Gray and Masculine Friendship. The Age of Johnson, 22, 331–XIII.

Richter, S. (1996). The Ins and Outs of Intimacy: Gender, Epistolary Culture, and the Public Sphere. The German Quarterly, 69(2), 111–124.

And then a few considerations from me (because I've never seen a soapbox I didn't want to climb on):

Context is everything. If you're looking to evaluate the relationship effectively, make sure you are consulting sources that cover the right social, cultural and temporal contexts (in this case, Anglo-American late 18th century). Male-male relationships underwent a lot of change during the 18th century, as did the socially-acceptable (or not) codes and expressions. They also varied a lot by culture, so a source about men in France in the 1720s is only going to be tangentially relevant here.

Be sure to consider adjacent topics like masculinity, virtue, family life, and the influence of antiquity. All of these helped to model what a man should aspire to be, and how he should engage with the other people in his life (and thereby, what would count as transgession).

Don't forget friendship! Whatever else Laurens and Hamilton were, or however else we want to label it, they were also close friends. This sometimes gets erased or overlooked and it's very frustrating. Friendships were the cornerstone relationships of young men's lives at the time - sites of companionship, values-building, intellectual stimulation and social support.

Good luck with your paper!