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[fyrecrafted]

It Involves Fire

TFR's Writing Prompts #479

partially inspired by @luke-windsors-diary

“Luke, I know I royally fucked up... but I have a solution!” Tom claimed as he rushed into Luke's office.

“Oh, thank goodness.”

“It involves fire...” “Absolutely not.” Luke replied, his face contorting into a look horror and confusion. “How would anything involving you and flames be of any particular help in this matter... I swear half the time this job feels like being a nanny to someone who should fucking know better...”

“No, its not like that. No danger, no chance of anything going wrong whatsoever!” “Well isn't that a relief?” Sarcasm dripped from his words.

“Its not even real flames though. And I think it will make people forget about that... yeeeah...” “Oh, you mean the incident you caused, trying to be cute or something, which caused not only 5 fans to faint out because the railing fell and they got too close and over excited but also quite a bit of property damage... and sent you to the emergency room to get sorted for a decently severe sprain? That incident?”

Nervously Tom rubbed his hands through his hair, looking rather like a child called into the principals office for causing mischief. “Yeah, that...  that would be the one. Luke, you know that wasn't really my fault. The guys who looked over-” “Oh, I know. That still doesn't mean it won't cause tarnish to your reputation though. You were there, in an official capacity, so people are going to assume you have quite a bit of accountability for this situation. You have a lineup of interviews scheduled to hopefully distract people into paying more attention to your upcoming movie release, rather than this. They have all been made very aware to not mention this mess.” “Luke, I can't. This was my only time for a whole year to spend with my girlfriend for more than a day or two. You know how much this means to both of us! This wasn't even my fault. I cannot disappoint them again like this.” “It can't be helped. Maybe you should see if they can stay here during this time. Most of the interviews will be filmed locally. Honestly, I wish you two could be together more, they seem to balance you out a bit.” “Even after the mall thing?” “Oh God. I had blacked that out of my memory. Why do you do this to me...? Look, call them up and see if they can come here. I'll make all the travel arrangements needed if they can come. Now please go be nice and not start anything for the next bit.”

[shiningloki]

The Second Floor

The Second Floor - A Prince Hal One Shot

(PRINCE HAL X READER)

Prince Hal has been visiting the ale house for as long as he could remember. He met you there - a woman employed by the tavern to pleasure its customers. After taking you for the night, Hal determined that you would be reserved for his personal use only. But six months later, Hal is sent away to war. He returns three weeks later to indulge in your welcoming body, but this time, he has come with a shocking revelation.

Word Count: 3665

A/N: I finally did it! I finally made a one shot for my favorite Tom Hiddleston character, Prince Hal!! Reading “A Forest Interlude” by @villainousshakespeare​ has given me the confidence I needed to finally get working on this piece. I highly recommend checking out "A Forest Interlude" if you haven't! Now that I’ve managed to work on Hal, I have a feeling I’ll be writing a lot more with him!! Yay!!

Master List

NSFW, SMUT, ROUGH SEX, POSSESSIVE PRINCE HAL, BREEDING KINK

The ale house was anything but quiet. 

From your spot on the second floor, you could hear the rambunctious laughter and cheering from men on the first floor filling their bellies with drinks. They clapped, stomped on the floorboards, and pounded their cups along the tables. The fat man was entertaining them, telling them a story that they had all heard before but could not remember in their drunken haze.

You were sitting in one of the bedrooms on the second level, eyes looking out into the street. You could hear the sounds of beds shaking, headboards hitting the walls, and the grunts and groans of patrons with the other women of the house. There was an endless line of men waiting to scurry up to the second floor and relieve some of their wildness on the women, and while your job was technically to please all waiting customers, you were reserved for one man and one man alone.

Prince Hal.

He was a regular at the house and had been coming here for drinks and pleasure for as long as anyone could recall. Hal and his friends drank in merriment while he left his duties at the castle, not bothering to adhere to the King’s rules. You had met him when you first joined the house about six months ago. You had been fucking a few men here and there, your newness appealing. But when Hal came in one night, exceptionally frustrated, you caught his eye almost immediately. It was your first time seeing Hal and you were in awe of his beauty. On his part, the sight of a new girl ready to spread her legs was enticing to Hal, and he quickly occupied your space on the second floor.

He had fucked you nearly brutally and once it was over, he remained in the little bed with you. And then, he talked. He talked to you like he knew you. You two spent all night talking, laughing, supposing, and when the sun rose and Hal had to return to his duties, he kissed you until you were breathless.

After only one night, Hal made the head woman of the house put you aside for him, demanding that you be his and his only. 

“She’s mine,” he had said gruffly, his eyes flashing up to you on the inner balcony of the upper floor. “No one else can have her.”

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[just-the-hiddles]

Mischief and Chaos | Loki x Reader

A/N:  The Loki Halloween fic is finally here!  This is my entry for @sourpatchkidsandacokecan Little Darlin’s All Things Fall Writing Challenge. My prompt is:  You are standing on my cape.

Pairing:  Loki x Reader

Summary:  Stark is throwing a Halloween costume party.  You take this opportunity to dress up in order to garner the attention of a certain God of Mischief.  Smutty Chaos ensues.   

Word Count:   2276

Warnings: Smut, language, public sex.

Taglist:  @nuggsmum @fyrecrafted @winterisakiller @nonsensicalobsessions @hopelessromanticspoonie @pinkzz123 @klbates22 @jumpxjess @jessiejunebug @cherrygeek86 @littleredstarfish @rjohnson1280 @the-minus-four @drakesfiance @obtain-this-grain @theoneanna @vodka-and-some-sass @brucestephenbucky 

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“What do you think, Nat?” you spun to face the bored Russian.  This was about the tenth costume you tried on in this store alone. 

“Why don’t you just show up naked, that would get his attention.” she deadpanned as she inspected her nails. 

“Nat!” 

“What? It would! And then I could get back to more important things.”

“Such as?” You gave her a withering stare.

“Sharpening my knives.” she said with a smile.

“Fine, you can go. I will figure it out on my own.”

Nat bounded off but not before giving you a quick hug.

“Don’t buy anything I wouldn’t buy.”

You giggled as she walked out of view. The salesperson gave a confused glance before turning her attention back to you.

“So what exactly are you looking for, hun?” 

“Something to seduce a god in.”

The girl grabbed your hand and dragged you across the store. “I have just the thing.”

Loki rolled his eyes at Thor as the blonde god punched a button on the elevator. 

“I don’t understand this absurd display of frivolity.”

“Come on Loki, it’s Halloween, a holiday about mischief and pranks. I would have expected this would something you enjoy.”

“Midgardian traditions do not amused me.”

“You didn’t even bother to dress up.” Thor complained as the elevator dinged.

“I am wearing my formal event attire, brother.” Loki gestured to his elegant robes and cape. “At least I am not dressed like a clown.” 

Loki gave a derisive grimace at Thor’s outfit. He wore a wetsuit and no shoes. Thor said Stark suggested the outfit. Something called a surfer. The doors slid open and the two gods stepped out into the scene.

Cobwebs hung in the corners while a fog machine pumped an eerie mist throughout the room. The room looked eerie but elegant. Thor took off to speak to a group of people, while Loki made a beeline to the bar. He would need something strong to make it through the night. 

About two drinks in, when Nat sidled up next to Loki.

“Drowning your sorrows or building up liquid courage?” she quipped as she took a purple drink from a tray. 

Loki gave her a withering glance. “Neither. Just trying to get through the night without stabbing someone.”

Nat clutched her chest in mock pain. “You are not enjoying my company?! I am wounded. Perhaps you would rather hang out with Y/N? I am sure she will be here any minute.”

His eyes narrowed as he searched for you in the crowd. Despite his best efforts, he developed feelings for you over these the past several months.  As if on cue, the elevator doors opened up, and you stepped out. 

Nat smiled as Loki’s pale facade reddened at the sight of you. She suspected a while ago, the god harbored a crush for you but tonight confirmed Nat’s suspicions. You sidled up on the opposite side of Loki. 

“Pardon my reach.” you pleaded as you leaned over Loki to grab a drink over by Nat. 

You made certain Loki got an eyeful down the front of your low cut dress. Nat gave you a wink behind Loki’s back as she sauntered off to find Clint. You sipped on the drink, in part to build up the courage to talk to Loki and in part to delay the conversation. 

“What are you dressed as, Loki?” you asked in between sips.

Loki smirked. “The God of Mischief.”

“Not a costume. You are the God of Mischief.”

“Yes it is. What are you, a witch?” His eyes raked over the skintight black dress you wore. His eyes lingered on the thigh high slit and deep v neckline which teased a view of your cleavage. In one hand, you held a golden apple.

“How many witches have you seen carry an apple with them?” You held the prop apple for emphasis.

“I don’t know. Two?” 

You laughed. “I’m Eris, The Greek goddess of discord.”

Loki choked on his drink. “Are you planning on wrecking some havoc this evening?”

“Perhaps. You have any ideas?” You ran your hand up his sleeves and took a step closer to him, pressing against his side. 

Loki leaned in close to your ear. “I will get back to you.” He turned to walk away but stopped after only a step.

“What’s the matter, Loki? Mesmerized by my charming presence?” you quipped as you looked him up and down with hungry eyes.

Loki smiled. “You flatter yourself, Y/N. You are standing on my cape.”

You blushed as you looked down to discover your sandaled foot planted on the flowing green cape. 

“Sorry,” you muttered as you moved your foot.

“Here you are creating discord already and the night is still young.” he snapped back as he disappeared into the crowd.

You spent the rest of the night dancing and laughing with most of the Avengers. Loki kept his distance, spying on you from a distance. He clenched his jaw any time, someone’s hands wandered past your waist. His breaking point came when Steve Rogers dipped you and Loki swore the Captain licked his lips as he gazed down at you. 

Loki popped up from his seat and downed the rest of his drink, burning his throat on the way down. You stood back up but a strong grip spun you around.

“Excuse…” you complained until you spied Loki holding your wrist, “… oh it’s you.”

Loki wrapped his arm around your waist, his large hand splayed across your bare back. “Don’t sound disappointed, pet. I hoped you were up for some mischief.” 

Your lips curled up into a devious smile. “What did you have in mind?”

“First…” he pulled you tight against his body, heat radiating through the satin of her dress. “… we dance.” 

Loki spun you out and whipped you back again just as fast. He snaked you around the dance floor, keeping perfect time with the music. You noticed the eyes of everyone on you as the two of you put on quite the display. Loki reveled in the audience, making sure every set of male eyes brimmed with jealousy. His hands glided up and down your body, caressing every curve. His touch sent sparks through your body and straight to your core. If you weren’t wet before, you were now. The song ended and Loki pulled you into an embrace; you felt his arousal against your hip. 

“Care to take this dance somewhere less crowded?” Loki growled into your hair. You manged to nod. “Use your words, pet.”

“Yes.” you strangled out. Loki pulled you against his side and led you off the floor and towards the elevator. Only Nat noticed your hasty exit. 

Loki punched the button for the elevator and kept you close to his side. “The things I will do to you…” he cooed as his hand cupped your ass. 

“Go on.” you breathed into his ear as you palmed him through his trousers. 

Your statement spurred Loki to suck hard on the crook of your neck, certain to leave a mark. “I am more a show and tell kind of lover.” 

The elevator dinged and Loki dragged into the enclosure, pressing the button to close the doors. He let the elevator move before pulling the stop lever; the elevator screeching to a halt. He spun on his heel and walked you back against the wall. 

“Did you think I would not notice how you tempted me all night, pet?”

You swallowed hard as Loki raised his arms to cage you. “I don’t understand. Just causing a little chaos.” your voice trembled, betraying your true feelings.

Loki licked his lips as he moved one hand to push the straps of your dress off your shoulders. “My turn to create some chaos.” 

The straps fell to reveal your heaving chest. Loki wasted no time as his fingers plucked at your nipple, teasing it into a hard pebble. You gasped as he moved over to the other one, replacing his fingers with his lips on the first. You grabbed the railing for support as your knees buckled under the pleasure.

 “God, Loki,” you moaned as your folds grew slick. 

“Yes, pet?” Loki said as he released you from his mouth with a pop, his lust blown eyes gazing at you through dark lashes. “Let’s see how much mischief we have caused.”

He smirked as he pushed your skirt, growing into a full smile at your lack of undergarments.

“You do come dressed for the occasion.” Loki used his feet to spread your legs wider, granting him easier access. His fingers skated across your folds. “My, we have been naughty.” he teased as he presented the fingers glistening with your arousal. 

You popped them into your mouth, swirling your tongue to clean them and moaned against Loki’s hand as he popped them from your mouth. You bit your lower lip as you saw Loki’s cock twitch through his pants. 

“Would you care to find out what else my mouth can do?” you tempted.

Loki groaned as he spun you around, taking your place against the wall. As you lowered to your knees, Loki undid his trousers, stepping out of them. His cock dripped of pre-cum and you licked your lips. You took the tip into your mouth, licking it at a slow pace. Loki moaned as his fingers weaved through your hand. You took more of him into your mouth as he made swallow thrusts, his head leaned back against the glass of the elevator. 

“By gods, you are a witch,” he gasped as you swirled your tongue up and down the shaft. You slipped him out of your mouth, a trail of saliva connecting the two of you.

“I am no witch. I am the goddess of discord.” You smirked as you took him back into your mouth in earnest. 

Loki gripped your hair tight, guiding you along his shaft. You moved one hand to cup his balls, while the other snaked down between your legs to relieve your own needs. You moaned against Loki’s cock as your own release grew deep in your core. Loki’s cock twitched in your mouth. Without warning, Loki pulled away, lifted you to your feet, and pressed you against the glass walls of the enclosure. 

“How does it feel to be so exposed?” Loki growled into your ear as he pulled your skirt around your waist, your breasts pressed against the glass. “To know that at any moment, someone could look you and see you in such a state?” 

You bucked your hips back and whimpered in desperation. Loki chuckled. “You pretend to be strong but in the end, you always succumb to your basest need.” He teased his cock along your folds before impaling himself balls deep in one thrust.

“Fuck!” you yelled out at the sudden fullness. Loki was no ordinary lover, stretching you to your limits.

“That is my intention, pet.” Loki snapped his hips as he thrusted into you. You pushed against the glass with your hands, bending at the waist. Loki’s fingers dug into your hips. “So desperate for me to fill you. So needy.” 

His words spurred your release closer to the edge, and he realized you were close. He moved his hand to tease your clit. The extra sensation sent you over the edge, and you screamed as your walls clenched tight around Loki.

“God, Loki!!” 

His thrusts faltered and became erratic as he soon too reached his release, spilling himself inside you. He grunted as he held you tight against him, pulling your body up towards his. As he turned up and slipped out of you, he pushed your hair away from your face. He placed a tender kiss against your lips. 

“Now that is what I call some mischief.” Loki chuckled as he stepped back. 

Loki pushed the stop button, and the elevator moved. The elevator opened to reveal a floor of living quarters. You walked in silence down the main corridor. 

You turned to head to your room, but Loki’s vise grip stopped you on your wrist. 

“Y/N,” Loki said looking up at you, “the night is still young and there is still more mischief to make.” 

“Lead the way, Trickster.”

Loki smiled back as he pulled down the hall and into his room.

-

You didn’t make it to breakfast until late. Everyone else finished eating long ago but continued to linger around the kitchen. You walked into a complete state of dishevel. Loki waited several minutes before wandering in himself. He grabbed two mugs and poured some coffee before handing you one of the mugs. 

“Thanks.” you grunted as you took a seat at the island. Loki sat down next to you. 

You ate in silence until you saw a piece of paper float down between the two of you. You turned to see Tony staring the two of you down.

“What is this?” you croaked as Tony smiled.

“A cleaning bill. Needed to disinfect after your little show last night.” Tony deadpanned.

“I assure you I—” Loki started.

“Can it, Reindeer Games. I watched the video footage. The two of you put on quite the show.”

The blood drained from your face. “Tony, I—”

“Listen, I don’t care who you sleep with, next time do it somewhere without surveillance. I like to keep my breakfast in my stomach where it belongs.” 

Loki turned and gave you a wink. You couldn’t help but laugh.

[lokispettigerr]

Swimming Amongst the Stars: Jotun!Loki x Reader (NSFW) SMUT

Summary: While vacationing at a mountain cabin, reader traverses the mountainside. Against warnings from a neighbor, she goes where danger is sure to ensue and sparks fly until they melt away a heart shrouded in ice. 

Warnings: Depression mention. Way too many kinks that even I do not understand. The characters wanted them there. BEWARE!

Word Count: 3362

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A/N: I almost didn’t release this fic after asking you all about Patreon; all I wanted was a response not any pledge of a first born child or anything. I literally got one response. I feel used and completely obsolete- that people only care about me when I give them fictions. Who knew being a tumblr Dragon was oh so lonely. Yet, here I am, depressed as ever. At least I have my writing. 

“You need a break,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said-- Relax.

How can I possibly relax? I’m staying in a 200-year-old mountain cottage without any modern insulation in the dead of winter. 

There wasn’t even a word to describe how I felt. In short, I was miserable-- a lightweight and someone who is far more cold-natured than not. I needed heat to thrive, where others may die of heatstroke, I reveled in it. 

The phone rang shrilly and I fished it out of my pocket, my cold fingers moving clumsily. The caller ID read, “Kendra.” 

“Hey, sis.”

“Still alive I see,” Kendra said, our connection distorting her voice. 

“Barely, I’m beginning to think I might lose a few fingers.”

“That would be a disappointment,” she laughed. 

“Mom and Dad wouldn’t see it that way.”

“Sh, you. Speaking of Dad, he thought you might enjoy a trek up the mountain.”

“Kendra, you can’t be serious! It’s covered in snow and wild animals.” 

“Well, he thought the mountain air might do you some good.” 

“Spoken like someone who wants to get rid of the family low-life,” I teased. 

I knew my Dad, Kendra, and my Mom were just trying to help-- looking out for me as it was. I was depressed and not only had it taken a toll on me, but it had also taken a toll on my family. They watched me suffer and I watched them suffer for it. 

I wanted to come to the mountain cottage if nothing more than to give them a break and escape from the worried looks and concerned whispers. 

Dad was right; I needed to do something and maybe hiking up the mountain would make me feel better. 

I resolved tomorrow would be the day I would hike my way up the mountain-- depression be damned. 

\\\\\

Early that evening, before the sun went down, I ventured out to the covered shed. 

The snow was falling lazily in fat flakes that clung to my hair. I was mesmerized by the crunch of the snow beneath my boots when a voice sounded out.

“Need some help?”

I looked up and was met by a friendly and familiar face.

“Hey, Mr. Bill! Naw, I am just taking some logs in to feed the fire.”

“You look well. Just let me know if you need anything.” He paused, looking down at his boots, “Nancy was wondering if you wanted to join us for dinner tomorrow.”

“Really, I’m fine.” I knew my Dad had likely called Mr. Bill to tell him to keep an eye on me, like I was some invalid unfit for basic survival and make no mistake, I was, but I didn’t want my family or Mr. Bill to know that. 

Squinting, I looked up at the sky, “I would, Mr. Bill, but I was planning on hiking up the mountain.”

“Then Thursday night,” he persisted.

“Yeah, okay... That sounds nice. I’ll see you in two days.”

“If not before! Don’t be a stranger.” Mr. Bill turned to walk back towards his home but stopped in his tracks. 

“Oh and uh.” Mr. Bill removed his cap to scratch at his bald head underneath, “Just be careful out there. There has been talk that a bear is up on the mountain causing chaos and mischief.”

“I’ll be careful. I always am.”

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I had awoken early. I wanted to hike with as much daylight as I could so as not to get lost or encounter any angry, furry foes.  

Before heading out I decided to warm up in front of the fire, holding my hands towards the growing flames-- it was the warmest I would be for several hours. 

I had made sure to put enough logs on the fire to keep it burning until my return. 

I opened the door and was met with a brutally cold blast of wind. Slinging my pack over my shoulder, I stepped outside. 

The snow was mushy underneath my boots and I sank slightly with each step. 

My fingers closed around the straps on my pack, snuggly and I walked away from the solace and cozy warmth of the cottage into the alien world beyond. 

\\\\\\

The sun had begun its creeping cadence of descent across the sky and I knew it was best if I turned back and started my own descent back down the mountain. 

It had been an eventful hike. I’d witnessed twin does frolicking and other  manner of peaceful wildlife thriving in the cold. 

I arrived at the edge of a snowy cliff, taking in the view all around me. While the frigid air cut to the bone, the sight before me warmed my heart. 

A beautiful frozen stream lay below-- it was as smooth as glass and shined bright like a tumbled crystal. 

I sat on a nearby rock that jutted out from the snow and slung my pack around. I had packed a heated thermos just for this occasion.

My numb, gloved fingers closed clumsily around the lid and I unscrewed it. The liquid steamed with the air as I poured it into the top and gripped it tightly. 

A shadow fell upon me and I glanced up to find a bird of prey drifting in a lazy circle. 

I lowered my gaze, bringing the steaming tea to my lips and took a long sip.

Everything seemed so serene until it wasn’t. 

In my periphery, a shadow moved and a sentience crossed my own. 

However the energy I now felt was unmistakably lethal. 

Mr. Bill’s warning of the ferocious, chaos-rampaging bear came into my thoughts. 

On my way here, I had seen no signs of such a creature, yet I had found myself repeatedly shaking the unnerving feeling that I was being watched. 

The next seconds would be vital. I needed to know where the foe was to quickly plan my escape. 

I scanned the close outcropping and trees that were my surroundings hoping to catch a glimpse of the menacing bear. 

A white bear pelt was before me, almost invisible in the swirling drifts of snow. 

I squinted, hoping to get a better look at the bear Mr. Bill had warned me about-- instead, I saw a man. 

He was the most captivatingly beautiful creature I had ever seen yet his otherworldliness was a warning and a shock to my system. 

I felt as frozen as the river below me-- mesmerized by the man’s hypnotic, blood-red gaze. 

Fear enveloped me in an instant as I took in his midnight blue skin covered with what appeared to be intricate tattoos. 

What was most shocking, more than his tattooed skin or his red eyes, was his state of near undress. 

The man’s chest was bare and the setting sunlight glinted on his sculpted skin like fire reflecting off of a piece of volcanic glass. 

A white pelt covered his back, which was why I mistakenly thought at first glance he was a wild animal-- and I remained not entirely convinced he was not. The pelt was held together in the front with flashy, golden medallions inscribed with ancient and ethereal symbols. His legs were covered with the same white pelt as his cloak.

I slowly backed away. The heel of my boot thudded against my pack causing it to jostle. I knelt, stretching out my hand to grab at the strap, my fingers flailing frantically in the air. 

The man stepped towards me-- his red eyes burned like two ferocious blood moons in his skull. 

The pack would have to wait. 

I turned, dashing away, a prey animal desperately clinging to the hope of life away from the deadly predator. 

My hair fanned out behind me as if the wind was raking its fingers through it-- trying to pull me back to my destiny. I ran as fast as I was able, my arms pumping back and forth, my breath puffing out in a heavy mist-- a ghost leaving my body. 

With a backward glance, I checked to see if the man was in pursuit.

While my head was turned to analyze the situation, I tripped. My toes stubbed hard into a rock. I went down, bracing for the impact. 

The snow did not soften the blow from the jutting stone slab. A splitting pain ignited my skull. My eyelids fluttered as I tried to remain conscious.

Before everything went black, the beautiful monster’s face loomed before me-- swimming amongst the stars and in truth, it looked like he belonged there. 

Yet, he was arguably more captivating than any constellation. 

\\\\\\\

I drifted, slow as the snow, through wake and sleep. 

I felt as if I was floating or dangling between to dangerous precipes. I would see the man before me, his eyes cutting through the darkness that enveloped us like the cool touch of the dead.   

His bare chest was against me, solid as a wall, feeling both like frigid ice and an erotic, white-hot, soul-searing heat that radiated from within-- two extremes that felt unholy together.

As he carried me further into the dark and through the flurries of falling snow, I was gently rocked back to sleep. 

I woke to the sensation of heat on my face. 

For once on this god-forsaken mountain, I was warm. I wanted to drift back to sleep but my head throbbed painfully, bringing back the memories of what had happened. 

Images flew through my head unwarranted, my cheek against a man’s chest, a white pelt that glowed as bright as the moon tickling my skin, a rhythmic swaying that felt like a safe place to rest. 

I stirred, blinking to clear my double-vision. 

Before me, two red eyes, blood moons engulfed in flames, glowed. I had seen them before. 

I jumped, the man from earlier was watching me. My breath puffed out as my back thudded against solid rock. 

My palms stretched out behind me to feel at the wall of a lichen covered cave. 

The man continued to watch me from the other side of the dancing flames between us. 

He had brought me here, laid me down, started a fire, and covered me in fur blankets-- seemed harmless enough despite his unusual and slightly alarming appearance. 

“Where am I?” My voice echoed off the walls. 

He continued to watch me, “You’ve not left the mountain you found me on.” His voice was smooth yet muted, making it seem like he had not spoken in centuries. And what did he mean, “found him”? I had no desire or plan to get kidnapped by a half-naked man, regardless of how devastatingly attractive he was. 

One thing was certain, the longer I looked at him, the more familiar he seemed-- it was a painful feeling that caused my heart to beat erratically with ache and my lungs feeling fit to burst. 

“Who are you?”

“A ghost from your past; a clouded memory of your future.” A sad look came into those red eyes and I fought the urge to reach out and stroke his cheek in an attempt to chase the shadows of sorrow away. 

My confusion continued to grow. 

“Who are you?” My voice softened and for a moment I wondered if the man had even heard me. 

“I have gone by many names, but you would know me by the name Loki.”

The name shot like a fuse across the darkest recesses of my mind, a lightning strike in my memory. 

I tasted the name on my lips, “Loki.”

My eyes widened with an overwhelming realization. Saying his name seemed to have lifted a block from my memory-- a magic spell that fashioned a key fit to unlock a single door. 

I said it again, missing the taste of it on my tongue, “Loki.”

Each time I spoke his name, he relaxed into the sound of my voice and the hypnotic supplicance of my lips. 

He moved around the fire, his hand reaching out towards my temple. As his fingers lightly brushed against my skin, visions flashed within my mind. 

Of bare skin tangled up together.

Of laughter shared and tears shed.

Of a heartbreaking separation bridging to a union and giving birth to love that was infinite. 

Over and over, time after time until it reached this very moment. 

“I remember you… How is this even possible?”

“You remember now, but you will not remember later.” He paused, “You are lured here each year.”

“Lured?” I asked, but he continued. 

“Each year since our first encounter with one another, you are slowly overcome with a consuming melancholy until you return to me.”

“But you make me forget,” I interjected, anger making my blood pressure rise. I was tired of his riddles.  

He was right, each year since childhood, I’d made my way up the mountain in search of him. First as friends and later as lovers. 

And each year when I would leave, he’d wipe my memory of him. 

He has explained to me numerous times his convictions and reasons and knows his own heartache by remembering me until I return to him. 

“I don’t want to forget.”

“But you must.”

I shifted towards Loki and all the while he watched me, pupils dilated. 

“Not anymore.” My lips found his and as they locked together fireworks burst beyond my vision, my skin burned and my womanhood was overcome with a hungry, insatiable, wet heat that made my clitoris swell. 

Something stirred in me and made me no more than an animal with desires of the same. 

“Not anymore,” I whispered against his lips. 

“Evermore.” His icy breath was a frigid blast that felt like a threat. 

His hand went around my throat, to display his dominance and I submitted. 

“You smell like cinders and smoke,” he whispered. He released my throat and grabbed at a lock of my hair to twirl it around his finger. 

“How fitting,” he reflected, “the only thing to melt the ice of my soul.”

“Take me,” I breathed. 

My flesh held memory of his touch and my breath became ragged as his hand slid along my skin. 

Like fire and ice the world ended, completely consumed. 

Loki climbed above me. His fingers traced the edge of my skin until he found my nipples. He tugged and pulled as arousal swirled deep between my hips. 

His warm lips caressed my neck, drawing lower to my collar bone. His kisses and icy breath caused a trail of goosebumps to raise on my skin. 

With each kiss, each moan, each bump of his hard cock against me I grew more impatient and excited.

His teeth closed around my nipple, and he bit down until I cried out from the sharp pain and then swirling his tongue around them soothingly. He had me. 

All the while longing grew in my belly and I could feel my opening becoming wet for him. 

He continued to suck on my nipples and kiss my heaving breasts while his fingers danced their way to my clit. 

As soon as his fingertips began to caress me, I hissed with pleasure-- the sensation was a riptide that rolled through me. 

His fingers moved around my clit and I came embarrassingly fast, my abdomen tightening until I rose up off the floor of the cave, crying out his name and demanding for more. In the midst of my release, Loki’s hand grabbed his cock and directed it to my opening. 

I could feel it stiffen harshly as it pushed against my inner thigh and then with urgency against my labium. 

My core swelled with arousal as Loki slid into me. 

The sensation that followed was such a complete fullness that made me feel as if I would burst-- the pressure caused a moan to escape my lips. 

“Oh, please,” I begged, “Don’t stop. Fill me up.”

Loki grunted in response and his thrusts deepened as his hips curved and ground against my ass. 

“Take my seed in your slick cunt and I’ll save some for your mouth.”

His words sent me spiraling, the skin around my vagina grew slick with arousal. 

His head bowed towards my breasts and his teeth closed around my nipple-- my eyes watered and I cried out, but it only made him rougher. 

He pushed deeper and his pace quickened. 

A growl rippled through his chest and I felt his cock convulse inside of me as he filled me. 

I hadn’t thought I could feel much fuller, but his cum was heavy in my already full-of-his-cock belly. There couldn’t have been much room but he continued to pump into me. 

I glanced down, sure that I would visibly see the head of his cock buried deep in my lower belly. 

My eyes widened, pupils dilating. 

Loki withdrew himself, dripping wet with the concoction of our combined juices. 

“Open your mouth, let me mark you there.” 

I pushed weakly against him. 

“I’m too full, I couldn’t possibly take anymore,” I pleaded. 

“Open your mouth,” he repeated, his red eyes glowed with a fury that dared me to defy him. 

I parted my lips and he put his index finger my mouth, hooking my jaw up, and elongating my throat to better take his long length in. 

Nothing about Loki’s next movements were gentle. 

His fingers knotted in my hair and he shoved himself over and over again deep in my throat, my saliva coated his length and dripped from his tip whenever he withdrew, his sides heaving. 

My eyes watered, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t enjoying myself. 

I glanced at Loki’s towering form before me.

When my eyes met his I sent him over the edge-- a sorceress sucking his soul from his body. 

His abdomen flexed and he bowed over me, his mouth opening while his eyes closed from his pleasure. 

I swallowed him, fighting the urge to spit out what he poured into me, knowing my belly couldn’t take much more-- the pressure from earlier was too intense. 

Amazingly, as if reading my mind, Loki reached down to stroke my swollen-from-arousal-and-cum belly. 

It felt like some immaculate touch; he prodded and massaged it until the feeling of being close to bursting dissipated. 

I sighed with contentedness as Loki settled down beside me. 

“Please, don’t make me forget,” I pleaded. 

I had decided that remembering him and being without him, no matter how painful it was, was better than not at all. 

“I’m truly sorry,” he said as he gathered himself and stood, walking away.

His skin glowed in the firelight, like a ghost flame of the deepest blue. 

If I was ever to remember, now was my chance. 

I searched around for a weapon and ended my search on a nearby smoldering stick cast into the fire. 

My hands closed around it and it shook in my grasp. 

Pain was the only way. 

I grasped the end of the flaming stick within my palm and held back a scream as it ate through my flesh, sizzling. 

When I was sure it had done enough damage I threw the stick back into the flames. 

Loki returned, his arms full of firewood to replenish the flames. 

He reached towards me and I grabbed his outstretched hand. 

I stood and hugged him, hearing his heart, my cheek flush against his bare chest.

“Until we meet again.” His voice rumbled like muted thunder in my ear.

Loki’s cool fingers went to my temple, as he cradled my head to his chest, all the memories he had given to me before, my most prized possessions, he took away. Just. Like. That. 

I awoke the next morning in the cottage, tucked underneath several blankets. 

Out of habit, my hand went to the nightstand fumbling around in search of my phone. On it were several messages from Mr. Bill about missing the dinner and his fear that something had happened. 

My hand throbbed. 

Something had happened and though it was fuzzy on the edges it would become clearer with time. 

I was certain, as it was my fate, that I would soon find my way back through that path among the stars until I was in Loki’s embrace once more. 

***** Hope you all enjoyed this fic. Please take a moment to leave some feedback, reblog and like.  If you would like to be tagged in any future fics please send me an ask.  Peace, Loki’s Pet Tiger

PS thank you @tehgvicious​ for beta-ing! 

[just-random-obsessions]

Funny Moments In Thor Ragnarök

Thor 1

Thor 2

Avengers 1

I know I said I was gonna do Avengers Age of Ultron too, but because it didn’t have Loki in it, I decided to scrap that idea because this series is mostly focused on the relationship between Loki and Thor. So without further ado, all the funny moments in Thor Ragnarök. Side note: This accounts for all the moments were SUPPOSED to be funny. However these are mostly toilet humor, so whether or not it was actually funny to the viewer just depends on that person’s taste in humor. Funny moments listed below cut line which is underneath the tag list.

Edit for clarification: This is not a post supporting Thor Ragnarok. This is an anti post. In another post (that I’m too lazy to write right now) I will be explaining the difference in humor tones between this movie and the previous three. I will also be explaining why this tonal change is hated by anti Ragnarok people.

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~ “Where I met you :)” *skeleton’s jaw drops*

~ “Surtr. Son of...a bitch you’re still alive?!”

~ *The chain keeps spinning Thor around and interrupting Surtr

~ “And you’ll grow as big as a house-?” “A mOuNtAiN” 

~ “Oh that’s a crown. I thought it was a big eyebrow”

~ *Thor’s timing being wrong when he says “that’s what heroes do”

~ “oh I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems- *shit that’s a bg dragon* -to work out”

~ “Behold!!! My stuff!

~ *Pronounces Texas wrong*

~ “I call them Des and Troy. Together, they Destroy”

~ *Thor drops the hammer in the dragon’s mouth* “Stay!”

~ *The entire Asgardian play*

~ *The woman in the audience emotionally grabbing Thor’s arm*

~ *Thor being all wtf???*

~ “Father” “Oh shit”

~ *that smile!!!* 

~ *Out of breath* “Behold!! Thor! Odinso-” “You had one job”

~ “I swear I left him right here” “right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building’s being demolished?”

~ “Can’t see into the future. I’m not a witch” “No? Then why do you dress like one?” “hEy!!!1!!!1!!”

~ “I can’t believe you’re alive. I mourned you! I cried for you!” “I’m honored??”

~ *the two girls who approach Thor to take a selfie*

~ “Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you” “She didn’t dump me. I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping”

~ *Thor poking the piece of paper cause he thinks it’s Loki*

~ “You can put down the umbrella”

~ “So Earth has wizards now” “The preferred term is Master of the Mystic Arts” “Alright wizard”

~ *Thor fumbling with the cool spikey things*

~ “I don’t drink tea” “Well what do you drink?” “Not tea”

~*the self-refilling beer*

~ “No I don’t have a phone but you could’ve sent an electronic letter. It’s called an email” “Right do you have a computer?” “No what for?” *confusion*

~ “My hair is not to be meddled with-OW!!!!”

~ “We could’ve just walked”

~ “Don’t forget your umbrella” *the awkwardness between them as everything crashes*

~ “I hAvE bEeN fAlLiNg FoR tHiRtY mInUtEs!!!!1!!1!!!!”

~ I’m pretty sure Odin’s death scene was the only scene to not have any humor in it.

~ “Who are you?” “I’m just the janitor”

~ *Valkyrie tries to do the Badass Walk but falls off the edge*

~ *Val keeps stumbling*

~ “But we’ve already got him” “Alright then. I guess I go through you”

~ *The guns not working at first*

~ *Val’s smirk*

~ *Thor’s mashed up face on the window of the ship*

~ “Whoever you are.” “Whoever I am?! Did you listen to a word I said?!”

~ *Thor’s scared screaming turned into a confused and awkward screaming as he is introduced to the Grandmaster*

~ “He’s wonderful. It is a he?” “It is a he”

~ “She is the- and it starts with a b” “Trash” “Were you just waiting to call her that? It doesn’t start with a b” “Booze-head”

~ “You’ll pay for this” “No I got payed for this”

~ “I am the god of THUNDER” *sparkles*

~ “OH MY GOD I’m stepping in it!!!”

~ “I’m going back to Asgard.” “Assgard?”

~ “Loki!” “Shhh!”

~ *Loki and Thor start arguing*

~ “Get me out!” “I can’t!” “Get me out!” “I can’t!”

~ “I’ve never met this man in my life” “He’s my brother” “Adopted”

~ “Let me introduce myself my name is Korg. I’m kinda like the leader in here”

~ “I tried to start a revolutions but I didn’t print enough pamphlets”

~ “Oh no. Doug’s dead”

~ “That’s exactly what Doug used to say. See you later New Doug”

~ Infinity Gauntlet: “Fake!!”

~ Casket: “Weak!”

~ Surtr’s Crown: “Smaller than I though it would be”

~ *Thor throwing rocks at Loki*

~ “Piss off ghost!!”

~ “It would pull me off-” “Oh my god. The hammer pulled you off?” 

~ *Thor fumbling with talkin to Val and doing the thumbs up*

~ “By Odin’s beard you shall not cut my hair” *2 seconds later* “Please kind sir do not cut my hair”

~ “I have to get off this planet” 

~ “Loki! Look who it is!” *NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO

PENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

NOPENOPENOPENOPE

~ *Thor gets whacked around like Loki did in Avengers* “YES!!! THATS HOW IT FEELS*

~ “Not just to execute people, but also to execute their vision. But mainly to execute people”

~ *Hulk being naked in the hot tub* “That’s in my brain now”

~ “What are you crazy?!” “YES”

~  “Hulk like fire. Thor like water”

~ *Thor stumbling around Val again*

~ “Because that’s what heroes-” *gets bonked in the head with the ball*

~ *the voice activation being “Point Break”*

~ “What happened to your hair?” “Some creepy old man cut it off” “It looks good”

~ “Banner” “Welcom strongest Avenger” “Uhhh what?”

~ “You and I had a fight “ “Did I win?” “No I won” “That doesn’t sound right”

~ *Topaz trying to hand the Grandmaster the meltsick*

~ “I don’t wanna fight your sister that’s a family issue”

~ *Thor and Bruce arguing like children*

~ “It’s my disguise” “I can see your face” “Not when I do this”

~ *Bruce complimenting Valkyrie*

~ *Thor stealing the name Revengers from the Avengers*

~ “Where are you at these days?” “It varies from moment to moment” *NOPE*

~ “We are going through the big one” “The Devil’s Anus?!”

~ “I’m asking for safe passage. Through the Anus”

~ *The snake story* 

~ “You guys have a beast :D?!!!!”

~ *”I’ll explain later”*

~ “I don’t like that word” “Mainframe?”

~ *Thor and Loki step out of the elevator* “Hello” “Hi”

~ *get help*

~ “Alright I can figure this out it’s just another spaceship”

~ “Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?!!” “Yeah. Don’t touch anything”

~ “Use one of your PhD’s” “None of them aRe FoR FLYING ALIEN SPACESHIPS”

~ “Well you do seem like you’re in desperate need of leadership” “Why thank you” 

~ “Not that [Asgard’s] not nice it’s just that it’s on fire”

~ “I love what you’ve done with the place. Redecorating I see”

~ *heroic music plays* *Bruce falls flat on his face*

~ “I’m Korg. This is Miek. We’re gonna jump on that spaceship. Wanna come?”

~ “Your savior is here!!! Did you miss me?”

~ “You’re late” “You’re missing an eye” 

~ “I think we should disband the Revengers”

~ “Hit her with a lightning blast” “I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning”

~ “So what do we do?” “I’m not doing Get Help”

~ “You can’t defeat me” “I know. But he can”

~ “We’re fulfilling the prophecy” “I hate this prophecy”

~ “For once in your life! Don’t smash!” “Big monster?!” 

~ “It will become a haven-” *Asgard explodes* “Yeah no sorry”

~ “Oh Mieks dead. Yeah I stomped on him on the bridge. I felt so guilty I’ve been carrying him around all day.” *2 seconds later* “Oh Miek you’re alive!! He;s alive guys!! What was your question?”

~ “Do you really think it’s a good idea to go back to earth?” “Yes of course, the people of Earth love me”

I FINALLY FINISHED IT!!!!!

[redfoxwritesstuff]

Excuse me?

Well, well, well. Here we are. It’s an amazing day. Yesterday, I hit 500 followers. 500 people want to see my writing and general nonsense? Are you sure you lot are not lost? Well, regardless of if you’re lost or not, you’re welcome in my humble digital home. Grab yourselves a drink, take a seat and curl up by the fireplace with a good story.

To celebrate, I’m doing something I’ve never done before. I’m hosting a writing challenge. Below you’ll find prompts. The first 20 are dialog prompts and the last five are more situational prompts. You can totally overlap a dialog prompt with a situational prompt or take one of either.

Of course, should someone who isn’t following me wishes to participate, feel free. No minimum word counts and no maximum though please use a ‘read more’ line if you go over 500 words. Reader inserts and OC’s are welcome, Marvel or RPF for any of the Marvel actors. Feel free to go dark, go smutty but please do warn accordingly.

Tag me in your fics, drop me a message if you don’t think I saw your posting and tag it #Kitkats500

**Edit because I’m a idiot** Due date is 4/9- my wedding anniversary because why the fuck not. Send me a ask or drop me a message with what you want and who you’re writing, if you know already. 

Now, before we get to the prompts, I want to just thank @winterisakiller, @tnystrk-exe, @just-the-hiddles, @dangertoozmanykids101, @nonsensicalobsessions, @hopelessromanticspoonie, @coyotesongwriting and everyone else who’s been there for me either for a little while or the long haul over the last two years. Special shout out to @acoholic-muffin, my first regular reader, how you found me so long ago, I have no clue but thanks for sticking around for the ride. <3

1)“Wanna get married for the gifts and the tax breaks?”

2) “Can we cuddle?” @fyrecrafted w/ Loki

3) “Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

4) “You’re teasing me again…”

5) “The nights still young.” @catsladen w/ Tom Hiddles 

6) “Are you hitting on me?”

7) “Is that a new perfume?” @voila-tout w/ Loki

8) “Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”  

9) “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.” @hopelessromanticspoonie w/ Loki

10) “I wish we could live together already.”

11) “Did you do something different with your hair?” @finchbaggins W/ Tom Hiddleston x ofc 

12) “You’re so beautiful.”

13) “Stop being such a goddamn baby.”

14) “I’m pregnant.” @winterisakiller Tom hiddles x ofc

16)“ Car sex looks so much easier in the movies.” @just-the-hiddles w/ Tom Hiddles

17) “Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you?”

18) “Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?” @nonsensicalobsessions w/ Loki

19) “It always comes back to this with you, doesn’t it?” @nildespirandum w/ Loki

20) “You know what? I was wrong. You never really meant anything to me. You’re broken, you’re beyond fixing, you’re not something I want to take the time to handle. Simple as that.” @xoxabs88xox w/ undecided  (Oh my god, this one has all the angsty potential I can’t waiiiiit)

Situations:

21) We’re brushing our teeth together and I’m struck by the thought that we look good together in the mirror. @myoxisbroken w/ Loki (Completed)

22) I’ve become so accustomed to touching each other that I don’t even realize we’re constantly doing it until we’re alone and you apologize @toozmanykids with Oakley 

23) Sending funny photos to make you laugh when I know you’re with people

24)I’m pretty sure we’ve been flirting for the last five minutes and I’m pretty sure I don’t want it to end

25) Laughing at your really lame jokes and bad puns

[magicmastered]

When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool!!)

Thank you!

Uh....

1. I’m good at both art-type stuff (drawing, writing, music) but also good at math (and science if I get interested).

2. I’m basically a nerd with a slight daredevil streak.

3. I’m generally pretty even-tempered.

4. I can usually sort out and express my thoughts logically, though I convey them best in writing.

5. I’ve been told that I’m self-motivated.

Tagging because I’m too lazy to copy/paste to everyone’s askboxes (though you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to) :

@nikkoliferous @alstee @fyrecrafted @lokiloveforever @lucianalight @mastreworld @latent-thoughts @loptmeer @loptr-child @lokis-tiny-teacup

[fyrecrafted]

TFR prompt (unknown number) Fyi they should stop asking Clint to wake up Loki

“Good morning agent...” Clint barked after barging into Loki's room without warning

“No.”

“I believe the proper response is 'good morning'” “No.” Loki pulled a small dagger from thin air and without opening his eyes started to gesture as if he was about to throw it at Clint's head.

“Yes, but...”

“No.” The dagger whizzed through the air and stuck in the wall right beside Clint's ear. Clint snapped his bow into place and aimed at the tiny giant's head. “Do you really thing threatening me like this is wise? Do you remember the last time you shot an arrow at me?” “Yeah. It fucking blew up in your face...” “Only because I allowed it to. I caught it. Midair. While flying down streets on a Chitari vehicle... Again, let me ask, do you think it wise to threaten me in such manner?” Nat walked by, perhaps drawn in by the commotion. “Clint... there is a MUCH easier way to do this... Hey, Loki. Coffee is ready.” “Why the fuck didn't you just say that in the first place? It would have saved us quite a deal of trouble.”

Loki hopped out of bed, the blanket fell away from him revealing his lean, muscular body.

“Oh, come on man, can you at least cover up or something, I don't need to see all that.” Clint stomped out of the room.

“Its not a bad view, not bad at all... your friend is quite the lucky one I see.” Nat teased and closed the door on the way out. The ball of blankets that remained on the bed wriggled and made a squeaky sound as a head popped out from beneath them. They yawned and groggily blinked their eyes open.

“No Nat, I'm the lucky one...” Loki became entranced by the small being slowly awakening on the bed beside them. “Darling, I do believe breakfast is ready.” They fought to get free of the blankets and as they got to the edge of the bed and stood Loki leaned down a bit and gingerly kissed their forehead. “I love you.” With a click of his fingers he magically dressed them both and they went off to join the others.

[fyrecrafted]

I heard you mutter

Every single, solitary ‘I love you’ is a lie You know not the meaning of the word People are only worth having value in your eyes If they can be used by you for your own means You speak of me as if I am not whole As if I am not a human being As if this is not my life trickling away As if my agony is mere excuse to do nothing I have no worth to you because I do not bring you monetary gain Though you block every attempt I make to bring in my own You want me kept, as a pet or as an obscurity When I act like an individual, you see me as being bad I heard the words you said, when I dared to defend the cat When you threatened yet again to get rid of him I heard what you muttered under your breath ‘and I would find you another home if I could’ As if I would have no say in it As if I am but property Love is not something you have for me I am only what you can use me for You scar me with grotesque stories  As if I were a therapist, and this you have done all my life I was still a babe when you took me from school  because you needed a nanny My sibling you see as worthy. They can work. They have the things you want. You called me a mistake, and used me as an experiment to do better Like a throw away lab rat to perfect techniques When away from you I get, these words I wish you to remember:  “I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment, and never think of you again. But you, I am quite certain, will think about me every single day for the rest of your life.” And to the Gods who may wish to seek vengeance, “ All I ask, Your Majesties... is that you show her the same courtesy that she has bestowed upon me. “ Poem by Fyre with quotes from the movie Ever After

[fyrecrafted]

Loki: Lost and Found

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20718275/chapters/49219139

I suck at tags, I could use help with that please XD also please comment or leave kudos, it really makes me feel like Im not wasting my time

[fyrecrafted]

WhumpTober 2019

Day 1: Shaky Hands I got to the area Loki was in just as Thanos disappeared. He stared at his hands and seemed to be in shock. His lips trembled and whispered words I could not yet hear. he was kneeling over the body of his brother, his hands shaking and covered in blood. He looked up at me as I got closer, tears rolling down his face. He spoke with words that were half caught in his throat "It was supposed to be me... It should have been me." 

The vessel began to shake violently and Loki grabbed me tightly as some sort of blast destroyed the already damaged vehicle. A green glow enveloped us, keeping us alive. I hoped with all my might that someone would rescue us in time.

[just-random-obsessions]

Funny Moments In Thor The Dark World

Find Thor 1 here

Find Avengers 1 here

This is the second part of me watching all three thor movies and the avengers movie and comparing the humor pre-ragnarok to the humor in the 3rd Thor movie. And, as before, I’m writing this on my computer where the I and U keys don’t work so sorry for any spelling mistakes.

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~ “Hello Mother. Have I made you proud?”

~ “Please don’t make things worse” “Define worse”

~ “I really don’t see what all the fuss is about”

~ “Just like you”

~ *That smile!!!!*

~ “I’ve got this completely under control!” “Is that why everything’s on fire?”

~ *About the Scary MonsterTM: “All yours”

~ *Thor says hi to the Big Scary MonsterTM*

~ “I accept your surrender”

~ “Anyone else?” *All the people simultaneously: NOPE*

~ “Perhaps next time we should START with the big one”

~ *Odin obviously shipping Thor and Jane* (idk I got a kick out of this)

~ *Jane awkwardly avoiding her date*

~ *Date: hi*

~ *Him awkwardly talking about his ex*

~ “And the fact that she kept sleeping with other men” “NO!”

~ *Darcy being mistaken for a waitress*

~ *Darcy mouthing “Cute” to Jane about Richard*

~ *Darcy embarrassing Jane by talking about Thor*

~ “Is there a point to all of this cause there REALLY needs to be a point to all of this”

~ “That’s what I said!”

~ “That’s what I did!”

~ “He’s not interested” “I’m interested” (Am I the only one who feels like his awkwardness was actually kinda cute?)

~ “He’s my intern.” “You have an intern?”

~ *Intern is fucking adorable like Richard*

~ “I have totally mastered driving in London!” *Has not mastered it at all*

~ *Selvig running around Stonehenge naked*

~ *Darcy keeps calling Ian ‘Intern’*

~ *Darcy calls Jane cause she didn’t wanna shout*

~ God I fucking love Darcy she’s so criminally underrated

~ “I am not getting stabbed in the name of science”

~ “It’s okay, we’re Americans!” “Is that supposed to make them like us?”

~ “We’re scientists-well I am” “Thanks”

~ “That doesn’t seem right”

~ “I wanna throw something! Jane give me your shoe!”

~ *Jane ignores Darcy*

~ “Give me your shoe”

~ “Were those the car keys?”

~ *Ian’s face when he realizes he threw the car keys to another planet*

~ *If you have to bury so many people then you’re doing something wrong you hot dumb fuck* (I mean that’s basically what Heimdall said right?)

~ “Typical” *after being left behind while Jane goes to talk to her boyfriend*

~ *Jane! Love of my life and most talented and beautiful person in the world oh how I love yo-SLAP*

~ “As excuses go, its not terrible”

~ “I know” “You do?” “Do what?”

~ *Darcy interrupts the KissTM*

~ “Um I’m pretty sure we are getting arrested”

~ “How’s space?” “Space is fine”

~ “He’s my intern… My intern’s intern”

~ “Holy shit!” (after Jane went up in the Bifrost)

~ *Heimdall calmly dodges the car*

~ “We have to do that again”

~ “Hello”

~ “What’s that?”

~ “It’s a soul forge” *No I’m pretty sure that’s a quantum field generator*

~ *Jane being ready to fight Odin for comparing her to a goat*

~ “You told your dad about me?”

~ “It must be so inconvenient, them asking about me day and night”

~ “Please meet my mother” *Jane shies away from Thor*

~ Loki casually tossing the thingamajig in the air like the cute little shit he is

~ Lord, he’s so damn pretty

~ *Kurse being like: Lol I ain’t touchin’ that boy with a ten foot pole*

~ “It’s as if they resent being in prison”

~ “There’s no pleasing some creatures”

~ *Loki calmly reading a book while all Hel breaks loose*

~ “You have my word that no harm will come to yo-” nvm bitch die

~ *THAT look between Sif and Jane*

~ *Frigga immediately seeing through Odin’s bs lies*

~ *Heimdall: I have defeated the big space ship!! The bigger one behind him: Bitch you thought*

~ “WITCH!!!!” *Now I know who Loki gets his amazing aforementioned smile from*

~ *Selvig using shoes to explain complicated science*

~ *Selvig then using pencils*

~ “Any questions?” “Yeah, can I have my shoe back?”

~ “What’s SHIELD?” “It’s a secret”

~ *Darcy’s cute af face when she sees that Selvig is in the mental hospital*

~ “Are you sure you wouldn’t just rather punch your way out?”

~ *Loki shapeshifting into the guard*

~ “Mmm Brother, you look ravishing”

~ “Costumes a bit much”

~ “So tight!”

~ “I can FEEL the righteousness surging!!”

~ “HEY wanna have a rousing discussion about truth?”

~ “Honor?”

~ “Patriotism?”

~ “GOD BLESS AMERICA!”

~ “At last. A little common sens-”Bitch are you really fucking kidding me? (What do you mean that’s not what he said?)

~ “I thought you liked tricks”

~ “I’m Loki, you may have heard of-” SLAP

~ “That was for New York”

~ “I like her”

~ *Loki gazing lovingly at Jane in the background*

~ “Betray him, and I’ll kill you.” “It’s good to see you too Sif”

~ “If you even think about betraying him-” “You’ll kill me? Evidently there will be a line”

~ “I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.” “I said how hard can it be?”

~ “Whatever your doing brother I suggest you do it faster.” “Shut up Loki

~ “You must’ve missed something.” “I didn’t, I’m pressing every button on this thing”

~ “Well don’t hit it. Just press it, gently.” “I aM pReSsInG iT gEnTlY AND ITS NOT WORKING!!!”

~ *Thor starts slamming buttons and it starts working*

~ *Volstagg: Oh fighting is much fun- OH SHIT IM FALLING!! HELP!!!*

~ “I think you missed a column.” “Shut up”

~ “Why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the best pilot”

~ *Bitch I’m the one who can actually fly*

~ “Oh dear. Is she dead?”

~ *Thor knocks over a column* “Not a word”

~ “Now they’re following us”

~ “Now they’re firing at us”

~ “Yes thank you for the commentary Loki, it’s not at all distracting”

~ “Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather”

~ *Seriously, whoever wrote the escape scene is a genius!!!*

~ *Loki yelling at Thor about how thIs was a bad idea you dumb fuck- wait wtf are you doing AAAAHHHHH!!!!1*

~ “You lied to me. I’m impressed”

~ *That smile again snfnejaihfeqrqrsbdsalxdjewonjfeq*

~ “For Asgard!” YEET

~ “Nothing personal boys!”

~ “If it were easy, everyone would do it”

~ “Are you mad?” “Possibly”

~ “TADAAA”

~ “Oh yeah, my father. Eric Selvig”

~ “And these” “yeah… those”

~ “How did you find me?” “You were naked on television”

~ “I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid at all”

~ “What’s happening? Birds? Birds are happening?”

~ “All right are you ready?” “I am”

~ *phone rings* “It’s not me”

~ “Why are there so many shoes in here?”

~ “I’ll just text her”

~ “So who’s Richard?”

~ *Thor hanging his hammer on a coat hanger*

~ “Where are your pants?” “Oh he says it helps him think”

~ “Loki is dead” “Oh thank God!”

~ “Better get my pants”

~ “Do you even know what these things do?” “No” “…Neither do I”

~ “Ooh get the guy with the sword!”

~ “Oops”

~ *Ian’s high-pitched scream*

~ *Does car insurance cover My Car Was Sucked Into Another Planet Due To A Cosmic Event That Only Occurs Once Every 5000 Years or no?*

~ *Thor and Malekith fighting between worlds and poor little Mjolnir trying to keep up*

~ *The two of them against windows*

~ *AAAHHH*

~ *Awww! Look at the cute little Jotunheim monster! He’s so adorable I wanna pet him so much!’

~ *Darcy and Ian kissing after he saved her life*

~ “Darcy?” “Jane!” “Ian?” “Selvig.”

~ “Myuh Myuh!!”

~ *Thor ends up on the subway*

~ *The girl taking 50 photos*

~ *Thor and the woman colliding into eachother*

~ “I’ve come to accept your surrender”

~ *Malekith gets crushed by his own ship. Now that’s some lovely karma right there*

~ *Darcy and Ian go back to kissing*

~ “He kinda committed treason on our way out” oops

~ Jotunheim Puppy chasing birds

Wow I’m so sorry this was so long. But guess what? It’s gonna get even longer. Sorry, again.

So one of the differences between the first and second Thor movies is that Thor 2 has humor in the climax whereas Thor 1 doesn’t. This is because of the differences with who is the villain. In Thor 1, Thor is having to fight his brother. To quote Avengers, they “played together and fought together” for several millennia. Of course there’s not going to be any humor in it cause there shouldn’t be. The climax at the end of the movie isn’t supposed to be some epic battle between the forces of Good TM and Bad TM. It’s supposed to be tragic that he’s having to fight his own brother because Loki lost his mind due to so many factors. The last joke in the film is “You’re an amazon liar brother, always have been” “It’s good to have you back”. There’s nothing else till the end credit scene. That’s because Kenneth Branagh knew that this was supposed to be viewed at as being sad a hopeless, not some awesome upbeat battle.

Thor 2 on the other hand, is exactly that. Thor has known Malekith for.. what? 2 days? Maybe 3? His relationship and dynamic with Malekith is different than with his brother. To Thor, this is just another enemy attacking Asgard. And I’m not sure whether this was intentional or not (because I remember reading somewhere how Allen Taylor had a bitch of a time in the editing process so I think the movie came out different than he intended) but the lack of any personal relationship will Malekith means the film can make really funny jokes and still have it fit with the film. If anything, I might even argue that the humor helped the film to maintain a very nice positive vibe. Idk I can’t think of the right words to explain it but the jokes actually fit the film very well.

However, then we move on to Ragnarok. With Ragnarok, Thor is fighting his sister. While (just like Malekith) he has only known her for two days, that still doesn’t take away the fact that he is having to fight his sibling. And I’m not a film director but if I had the option of approaching this situation and taking it the Thor 1 route or the the Thor 2 route, I’d go with Thor 1. Because it’s actually incredibly tragic that Hela has been driven to insanity like Loki (though ok a different level) due to Odin’s shitty parenting. She is the horrible way she is because Odin made her that way. And that could’ve been an AMAZINGLY complex story with the audience feeling so much sympathy for Hela like we did with Loki in Thor 1, but the narrative just falls flat for two reasons. 1) Taika admitted he didn’t want the film to be emotionally complex so 2) The humor in the climax completely detracts from the seriousness of the situation.

Also, some side notes: Yes, this is edited from the original. I accidentally deleted everything and then had to go back and add everything back in. So I also had to re-tag people too. And I also added a bit more explanation at the end. I meant to do so when I originally posted but it never got done till now. Sry. Also sry that it’s so long

[lokispettigerr]

The Corner Supermarket: Loki x You ***Drabble TEASER

Summary: You have to go to the store to gather some necessary items, and Loki insists he comes along with you. 

A/N: So this is just a cute and funny little story. My kindred friends and I were talking the below picture of Loki and what might make him so amused. My thoughts is that he saw his partner’s nips or cleavage. I then came up with a short little rp/ prompt about it and they really wanted a full fic. I made a compromise and turned it into a drabble. I hope you all enjoy this. I needed something funny and simple with little on the line. Made me feel good. 

***Come up with your own prompt for this picture if you wanna have some fun! I would love to read them in the comments!

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“Loki!” you shouted out, projecting your voice through the walls of the apartment, “Where are all my bras?”

You continued to look through the dresser drawers, growing more impatient by the second. 

The air behind you stirred, Loki’s arms went around you like a vice, “I’m afraid I haven’t a clue what you’re referring to.”

You turned, letting the full force of your scowl settle on his handsome features. You knew he had something to do with this...trick.

You shrugged, dropping the scowl and trying to manifest a charade of cool girl who doesn’t care. “Fine, I’ll just go without it.”

“Where?” Loki purred.

“I have to go to the corner supermarket.” You replied while you continued to get ready. 

“For what?” 

The charade could not hold. Why on earth or even in his nine realms was he asking so many questions? “Food.” 

“I think not.” Loki smiled, he was unphased by your apparent unrest at him.

“Why the hell not, Loki?” 

“You can’t possibly go out without your appropriate undergarments,” he stated matter-of-factly.

“You did this!” You were growing flustered, and he looked on the brink of laughter. 

“Oh alright then. I know you won’t mind if I come with you.”

You stared at him, jaw slack, ready to push him to the bed and run. 

“Fine.” You were putting forth an immense deal of effort not to clench your jaw and begin gritting your teeth.

“Fine,” he echoed, the amusement never leaving his face.

*** Please send me an Ask if you would like to be tagged in the full drabble. If it is not in the ask box I will likely not see it. My page gets alot of traffic! 

I hope you all liked it. I would like to write larger fics, but currently, I have very little time to write. Things will get better and smut will ensue and grace your tumblr walls once again. 

Peace always, Loki’s Pet Tiger