#Furniture Throwing

[unitedstatesofworld]

Florida Man Throws Furniture: A Wild Ride Through Sunshine State Shenanigans

Florida man—two words that always seem to precede the wildest stories imaginable. Whether he's wrestling alligators, driving golf carts on the highway, or, in this case, throwing furniture, these tales never fail to leave us shaking our heads. But what’s the story behind the latest headline that reads: “Florida man throws furniture?” Grab your popcorn, because this story is about to take you on a ride! Furniture flying through the air, police sirens wailing in the background, and bystanders watching in disbelief—yup, that's just another day in the life of a Florida man. But, as always, there’s more to the story than meets the eye.

What Happened This Time?

So, why exactly did this Florida man decide to launch furniture through the air like he's auditioning for a strongman competition? You guessed it—chaos! In a fit of rage, our protagonist of the hour found himself tossing a couch, a couple of chairs, and who knows what else out of his apartment window. The cause? It turns out, he had an argument with his roommate over... well, something insignificant. But as they say, "when it rains, it pours"—or in this case, when tempers flare, furniture flies!

The Scene: Florida Style

Picture it: A peaceful neighborhood in sunny Florida. Palm trees sway gently in the breeze, all is calm... until it isn’t! Suddenly, a chair hurtles through the air, breaking the tranquility like a cannonball at a pool party. Neighbors rush outside, jaws dropping at the spectacle of the Florida man throwing furniture out like he's redecorating—on steroids.

Is It Illegal to Throw Furniture?

Let’s just say, the law doesn’t look kindly on airborne furniture. Throwing things out of windows is generally frowned upon, especially when those things are pieces of heavy furniture that could cause harm. But hey, it wouldn’t be a "Florida man" story without a little legal trouble, right?

And before you ask, yes, the cops were called. Who could resist dialing 911 when they see a loveseat flying through the air? It's not every day you witness a domestic dispute turn into a home furnishings apocalypse!

A Deeper Dive: Why Florida Man Throws Furniture

Here’s where we get into the mind of Florida man. Is it the heat? The humidity? The ever-present threat of hurricanes? The truth is, no one knows for sure, but one thing’s certain—Florida man doesn’t react like the rest of us. When life gives him lemons, he doesn’t make lemonade. No, he throws the lemons through the window, probably along with a few dining chairs for good measure.

Whether it’s frustration or simply a need for attention, something about the Sunshine State seems to bring out the wild side in people. Maybe it's the freedom of living in a place where anything can happen—or maybe it's just another day in Florida.

The Aftermath: Cleanup on Aisle... Everywhere

Once the dust settled (and the last chair hit the ground), the police arrived to sort out the situation. No one was seriously injured, thankfully, but the mess was... substantial. Chairs, cushions, and the occasional lamp scattered across the lawn like an open-air yard sale, but with none of the fun of haggling.

Of course, the Florida man in question was taken into custody. His furniture-throwing days, at least for the moment, were over. But was this the end of his antics? If history has taught us anything, it’s that the next Florida man headline is only a matter of time.

Is There a Method to the Madness?

You’ve got to wonder—do these "Florida man" stories follow some sort of pattern? Maybe there’s a method to the madness, a strange cocktail of adrenaline, bad decisions, and furniture that leads to these wild outcomes. Some experts believe that the warm weather and laid-back lifestyle in Florida might contribute to the, well, "creative" ways people choose to handle their problems.

In any case, when furniture starts flying, you can bet Florida man is at the center of it all, showing the world that when the going gets tough, the tough throw recliners.

How to Handle Stress Without Throwing Furniture

Here’s a hot tip: if you ever find yourself tempted to hurl a couch out the window during a heated argument, there are better ways to handle stress! Let's break down a few options:

Take a deep breath – Instead of throwing your favorite armchair, take a step back, count to ten, and try to calm down.

Talk it out – Communication is key. Before launching a loveseat, maybe see if a calm conversation can resolve things.

Walk away – When things get heated, sometimes it’s best to walk away before the furniture gets involved.

Seek help – If you feel overwhelmed, consider reaching out to a friend, family member, or professional for support.

Florida Man: An Enduring Legend

There’s a reason why “Florida man” has become a meme and a legend all its own. Every few weeks, another headline emerges, each more unbelievable than the last. And while some of these tales are good for a laugh, they also serve as a reminder: life in Florida is never boring!

So the next time you hear about the latest Florida man saga, just remember—it could always be wilder. Today, it’s furniture. Tomorrow? Who knows!

Conclusion

The saga of “Florida man throws furniture” is yet another bizarre chapter in the wild and unpredictable storybook that is Florida. Though these antics often leave us scratching our heads, they also offer a fascinating glimpse into the human condition—albeit with more couches in the air than usual. So, what will the next headline be? With Florida man, you just never know!

[shiftythrifting]

I’ve never submitted before so I hope this is fitting to your theme. This table was on Facebook marketplace and I had to save it

[lunarcrown]

What have you done.

OooooOOOOOO

CAT MAID JIMMY REAL!!!!!!

[slavonicrhapsody]

OK so a million years ago I made a post analyzing all the placements of the abductor virgin enemies throughout the game, and I came to the conclusion that they’re very deliberately placed as a gesture of protection from Rykard to his family members: there are two at Raya Lucaria, where his mother resides, one on the ramparts of Caria Manor, where his sister lays low, and one at Redmane Castle, where his brother commanded his army. But there isn’t just one abductor virgin in Caelid, there is also an entire cave filled with broken pieces of them — the Abandoned Cave.

The cave lies on the north cliff edge of the Swamp of Aeonia, where Malenia fought Radahn and unleashed the Scarlet Rot upon Caelid. There’s a lone abductor virgin patrolling the cliff opposite the cave entrance that looks to have killed several of the giant dogs:

The cave has some poisony mushroom guy enemies, those annoying flowers, and the boss of the cave is the Cleanrot Knight duo... all enemies that thrive in the rot. The cave itself is a bubbling swamp of scarlet rot, and there are broken abductor virgins absolutely everywhere.

The conclusion I came to about this cave in my post was that this army of abductor virgins was being stored inside, when the Scarlet Aeonia bloomed and flooded the cave with rot so violently that it destroyed all of the abductors. Why were they there in the first place? Since the abductors are specifically found at the residences of Rykard’s mother, sister, and brother (and not at the residences of any of his half/step-siblings), and since there is already one abductor at Redmane Castle, and since Rykard seems to have been fond of Radahn, hanging a portrait of him above his fireplace, the most sensible conclusion is that these abductor virgins were also meant for Radahn.

BUT, what was always mysterious to me was why Rykard would feel the need to give Radahn an entire army of abductor virgins. Rennala only gets two, and Ranni only gets one. What about Radahn’s situation would necessitate a whole army? My answer to this question had been kind of a handwavey “well, he’s fighting an offensive war so he’d need more weapons,” and that still could be true but I always felt like there might be a better explanation. WELL, with the revelations about Radahn from the DLC, I think I have one!

From the DLC, we learn that Radahn made a vow with Miquella, and his half of the vow was that he’d agree to be Miquella’s consort. But during the Shattering, it seems to me that things went awry: Malenia traveled across the entire continent just to kill Radahn at Miquella’s behest, so that he might be revived as Miquella’s consort... but Radahn didn’t die, and his great rune “burns, to resist the encroachment of the scarlet rot” to this day. The armies of both demigods can be found endlessly fighting each other as spirits in the War-Dead catacombs. This leads me to believe that Radahn was not prepared to die for Miquella’s sake here, he and his Redmanes fought Malenia and her Cleanrots to win. I think this conflict might’ve happened because during the Shattering, Radahn decided to pursue his own ends — perhaps influenced by his great rune’s “mad taint” — and became either unfaithful or simply a disappointment to Miquella. So Miquella sends Malenia to kill Radahn, and he later revives his soul, but specifically as the youthful version of Radahn whom he admired, not the mature Radahn of the Shattering.

Miquella’s version of Radahn (Radahn in his youth) vs. Rykard’s version of Radahn (a mature Radahn: face is more deeply lined, no braids, he’s wearing the armor style we see Starscourge Radahn wearing in-game and not the “Young Lion” armor)

While on her way to Caelid, Malenia would have had to march through Altus, past Mt. Gelmir. What if Rykard somehow discovered Malenia’s intentions before she reached Caelid? And he panicked, sending his brother a whole army of his war machines in order to keep him safe when he himself could not abandon his Manor? But Radahn refused to use them to protect himself, because above all he values honor on the battlefield and depends on his own strength to see himself through, and hiding behind machines in battle would be dishonorable and cowardly? So the army of abductor virgins sits unused in an abandoned Caelid cave, until Radahn and Malenia fight to a standstill, and the scarlet rot blooms, flooding the cave and destroying the army within? I think the DLC revelations slot into my previous speculations pretty nicely… and if Rykard had not yet fed himself to the serpent by the time Malenia fought Radahn, well, this would certainly give him another good reason to want to destroy the very system of the gods, wouldn’t it?

[spineless-lobster]

Me when there’s gay people and they’re at war

[barbieaemond]

SER GWAYNE HIGHTOWER 2.06 "Smallfolk"

[shallowseeker]

Rowena's recurring dream???

WHOA OKAY.

BACK UP.

So you're telling me that, although she's dragging her feet and being a grumpy gills, Rowena dreams about a NICE HOUSE LIKE THIS:

With nice furniture like THIS? (White furniture at that… white!) And ginger-fucking-bread-houses?!

With rugs and carpets and a crackling hearth?

With Crowley acting like the eight-year-old boy she left in the dust?

With a full little PENGUIN family overlooking the scene in the bottom right?

with a STACK FULL OF PRESENTS????

HOLY CRAP.

It's still cold outside sometimes, but it's always warm inside.

And oh. Sam.

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FOR MONTHS?!

RO. ROWENA. RO-RO.

(She wonders, perhaps, what her life would've been like if she's lived in THIS time, if Crowley had been born in today's modern world...)

Would they have a HOUSE? Would there be PLENTY?

[b0nelessdoodles]

buncha heket doodles cause i love the frog i love her so much beloved big frog

[vintagehomecollection]

House Beautiful Weekend Homes, 1990

[otakukitten69]

redrew a ss from ground zeros

[astroid-wanderer]

When Odysseus gets back home

Odysseus: By the gods, you’re so beautiful, truly magnificent, I’m so glad to be back home

Penelope, suspicious and testing Odysseus: no no, I really have let myself go, I fear I must move your bed down here for you to rest

Odysseus: whOSE SLUTTY HANDS CUT OUR BED FROM THE TREE???

[xcosmicsans]

Whodave thoughk that the thing to get me actually posting my art here again would be The Legend of Zelda: You’re Not Gonna Believe This

[heartorbit]

el wiwi ATTACK

[spineless-lobster]

No because when Achilles said to Patroclus “If only the multitude of Trojans would die, and all the Greeks, and we alone, the two of us, survived the devastation, so we alone together could destroy the sacred crown of Troy.”

and when Egan said to Cleven “If this whole thing ended and there were only two pilots left up in the air… It’d be me and it’d be you, Buck.”

[stormyoceans]

IMAGINE HAVING THIS MUCH GAME MISS LUNA MA'AM YOU'RE INSANE

[inamagicalhallucination]

i know i say that atsushi likes to spend his extra cash on kyouka but i also dont think kyouka lives there for "free" like she could, atsushi wouldn't mind, but i feel like it makes more sense for her to contribute since its not like atsushi's rolling in cash

maybe atsushi wouald be hesitant at a 50-50 thing becuz she's so little and he cares so much about her but i dont believe its 0-100 ya know?