#Funny One Liners

[beekeeping-up-with-the-joneses]

I hate my father. I hope to be just like him. Out of my kids’ lives.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

More Damian being hilarious moments because his sense of humor speaks to me, pt. 2

pt. 1

[laz-kay]

"Is everyone else's bed the size of our kitchen?" "What? No. These beds are small. Did you say yours is big?" "Uhh no! Goodnight!"

Bob's Burgers, The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas (S14: E10)

[isolophilian]

Leah is putting EVERYTHING into her Annabeth and i love her for it. her little expressions, her demeanor, even her stance. she's playing 4D chess and she's already predicted the outcome. she's lived a 100 years in a 12 year old body. her effortless banter with Percy, her single raised eyebrow. her taking the lead, her vocal intonation implying her knowledge. "game on." "im sorry to hear it." "so we're gonna need a new plan." she was made for this role

[queenofshilla]

DUMB AND DUMBER (1994) quotes

[braceletofteeth]

Phi loves Arm.

Arm loves phi, too.

[ask-funnybunnydoll]

So…who’s the most horny?

P: I can't believe you both looked at me

J: It's kind of obvious, clown

R: (insert funny one liner here)

[lazzarella]

Imagine being a cute little boxer, walking to the mini mart for a bottle of water after a night out, blissfully unaware that the hot annoying doctor you wanted to punch in the face with your mouth will be nearby and drunk and horny and follow you there, perform the most bizarre mating ritual known to man, confidently assuming you're confused and aroused instead of just plain confused because apparently he's a total weirdo, then pout and pass out and snuggle up to you, and you have to take him home because you can't leave him there, and from there it's piggyback rides and Netflix BL series and chill and all you wanted was a bottle of water 

[significant-narratives]

quinn has a libra sun / sagittarius moon which is honestly a very sweet whimsical combo that makes him a natural leader with a lot of optimisim and drive and then you look down his chart and it's [glass smashing] mercury in scorpio [horn blaring] venus in virgo [tires screeching] mars in sagittarius

[brooksdavis]

#one tree hill 4.15 is a comedy actually

[crystallizsch]

despite twst being a "villain" game

i love it when i see how certain characters speak to certain people. like how people just relate to their struggles/personalities/etc.

there’s riddle coming to terms that not everything has to be perfect, unlearning from what he has been taught growing up that not everything has to be followed to the letter;

ace who is gungho and earnest about what he believes in and has the natural inclination to defend those he grows to genuinely care about;

deuce always striving to improve himself despite setbacks and being aware of his own shortcomings;

leona who acts like he’s given up from being cast aside his entire life and coming to terms to the fact that there are people that do look to him as a leader, as someone who’s worth something;

floyd who unapologetically just does what he wants, choosing to do things that interests him at the moment;

kalim choosing to be happy and kind always, living life everyday to the fullest knowing what he’s gone through;

jamil with the expectations and obligations to essentially "perform" and do things for others more than for himself, especially when he has the potential to shine by himself with his own abilities;

vil rejecting gender norms and restrictions, while still being confident in his own masculinity, and also wanting other people to bring out their best and truest potential even though he may be strict about it;

rook being able to pick out so meticulously the beauty in everything and everyone whenever no one else is able to;

idia with his introverted yet very passionate energy towards things he cares about;

silver with his love and dedication for those he considers his family;

malleus with his loneliness and bringing out his genuine self with someone he's able to consider a friend;

i know some of these sound pretty surface-level but these are the ones that just came to mind at the moment, these are not my full-on thoughts on each of them

my point overall is i just really love seeing when there’s a character that REALLY speaks to someone that doesn’t particularly speak to me because it gives me a whole new perspective on characters i initially didn’t care about or didn’t like and makes me appreciate them more

also it just shows how how these characters are different enough in that sense so that there are characters for everyone to love and relate to 🥺💕

i could gush more about relationship dynamics as well but this is getting long enough hfdsfjsljlks anyways i would love to see others’ own takes and why a particular character(s) relates to them or why they just like them in general 👉👈 i want to spread some good vibes 💖 but anyways idk these are just my thoughts 🤧

[dramaticassbitch]

[sorry-not-feeling-it-right-now]

I still can’t get over how Smitten just popped out of nowhere in one of the Fury variants and then just. disappears immediately

Like girl???? What are you doing here ANSNSJAJ

[a-cryptid-called-magetha]

me and the homies busting ghosts

[all-i-do-is-live-in-daydreams]

Three of my favorite moments of Infinite Darkness

of course leon would call a bazooka sexy

"Sooo..." Leon, if I was her I would have dropped that "young man" for you so fast.

And this scene where a swarm of mutated infected rats are charging Leon and the first thing he does before defending himself or even running is just stopping and saying, "Wish I had some cheese."

[captsharonstark]

Negan's Sass in The Walking Dead (1/??)