#Funniest man alive and luckiest man alive

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles: [In chat] GOT XERNEAS LOL

Shxtou: [In chat] what

Etoiles: [In chat] Just next to you shoto XDDDDDDD

Shxtou: [In chat] WHAT. AGAIN. YOU TAKE MY EEVEE AND MY XERNEAS

Etoiles: [In chat] try to explore more next time 😎

[sillyuin]

First date with Seventeen! 💌 ot13

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Seungcheol: He takes you to a fancy restaurant because wants you to feel special and money is not a problem (You're still cautious and order something not that expensive). The date is going better than expected as you're having a pleasant talk while eating, laughing from time to time. Seungcheol drives to your house and before letting you get in... Oh, surprise! He gives you a beautiful necklace and the sweetest goodnight kiss on your cheek.

Jeonghan: A small café in the evening, talking to get to know each other better. He tells you to give a try to his favourites desserts and asks your favourite one, just because he wants to know what you like. After that, Jeonghan takes you to a small walk in the city to enjoy the beautiful sunset. Later that night he calls you out of the blue for a chill talk but, actually, he just wanted to hear your voice before going to bed.

Joshua: Expect a small yet beautiful charm made by himself and you better appreciate it; he did it thinking in you and your bright smile that makes him melt so, so bad. Just name a location and Joshua will take you there without hesitating, he doesn't really matter the place because the most important thing is spending quality time with you. This man will shower you with compliments and make you feel the prettiest person alive.

Hoshi: Put on comfortable clothes because he will take you to an amusement park, and you'll have the funniest date you've had in years! He's still aware that you probably won't match his energy at first, so will hold back a little. You have the privilege to pick a place to eat and hear the most hilarious anecdotes he has, while eating a delicious meal and laughing to your tears. You'll arrive super late at home and you can't help but expect with eager next date!

Jun: Going to eat chinese food may not seem like a big deal, but since you've been craving it and he knows the perfect place to go, this date makes you feel like a child in a toy store. Out of the blue, you two make an eye contact contest: the loser pays for everything (he loses on purpose just to see you happy). For dessert Jun lets you choose freely because he wants to know your tastes, so he will know where to take on future dates.

Wonwoo: Cat café date incoming! Nothing better than a quiet talk with Wonwoo while eating sweets (even tho you're the one who's talking the most). Then you both go to the play with the cats and he tells you to take some photos of you. The reason? "You look too cute to waste the opportunity". Don't blame Wonwoo because, how dare you be that pretty? He feels the luckiest man in the world.

Woozi: Stargazing date didn't seem like a good idea, or so you thought until Woozi said he knew a place with a nice view, and indeed, the terrace of the building where he lives was beautiful. It's just Woozi and you before the peaceful night sky, talking about different topics such as "what did you eat today?" and "what is your go-to song on karaoke?". Suddenly both fall silent, looking into each other's eyes for a moment as if there were no safer place than that, finally leaning your head on his shoulder, your pinkies intertwined with each other.

Minghao: You had never been to a botanical garden before, so the idea of having your first date with him sounds pleasant. Walking together among the plants is extremely relaxing; as you go from here to there with a curious gaze, he can't look anywhere else but you with a gaze that screams tenderness. At the end of the tour, he buys you a large bouquet of flowers that matches your outfit, tucks your hair back, and places one of them behind your ear. You just hope he hasn't noticed your blushing face and spoiler, he did (congratulations, new soft spot unlocked).

Dokyeom: Shopping date! All he wants to do is buy something pretty for the prettiest person, so don't be shy! (You're still shy about it but doing the best to get out of your comfort zone). The only problem here is that no matter what you try on, he's always saying that you look gorgeus, eyes sparkling with so much adoration that makes you embarrased in the cutest way possible. For dinner, he let's you pick and you choose pizza as weird (yet accurate) way to thank him for being so patient and attentive.

Mingyu: When you suggested a date at the arcade you thought he'd pass, and even though he's not very good at video games, he feels excited to do something that you like. Indeed, Mingyu lost almost every single game but it doesn't really matter: seeing you happy is the best reward he can ever have. Anyways, you tell him that he won a prize and when Mingyu asks for it, you shyly peck his cheekbone but wait... He gives you one back!? Both look at each other for a moment, to finally laugh like fools in love.

Seungkwan: Get your throat ready and your best playlist because you're going on a karaoke date! Well, it's actually at a small restaurant that serves drinks and has a karaoke area, but when he asks you to sing together, you eagerly get up to do a duet. However, is all fun until both realizes that other customers wanted to sing too, so you left the stage somewhat embarrassed and keep talking about it for a while, laughing on your own silliness. After leaving the place, Seungkwan promises to take you on a karaoke next time.

Vernon: Movie date! You pick one movie that you both want to watch, quietly commenting on some things during the movie showing. For dinner he takes you to the place of your choise, and spends most of the night listening to your talks. "Am I boring?" you ask out of the blue, and Vernon shakes his head while smiling, and repeats what you were saying. At some point he starts talking about trivial things and making bad jokes that are actually funny?? At first seems a little shy because he swore it wasn't funny, but happy you = happy Vernon.

Chan: He's not about the place and he takes the risk to take you to a picnic in a beautiful park. He brings a light lunch and you bring some homemade sweets, and even thought he says that you didn't need to do it, his lightly blushed cheeks betrays him. You two talk like old friends who haven't seen each other in a long time, is so easy and fun keeping conversations with Chan that time flew and is already the sunset. "I'll prepare lunch for the next date. Good night!" you said at your house's entrance before barely kissing his cheek, then you go inside leaving him confused and too stunned to speak (And keeping him awake thinking about you all night).

[ohmigodyouguys]

what's your favourite thing about Emmett?

How can i pick just one?

His laugh. Its beautiful, the way his nose crinkles when he laughs, the sound he makes when he laughs too hard and has to catch his breath-- Everything that happens when he's happy is just so beautiful.

His humor-- He thinks he isnt funny. He is. He's the funniest man alive. Every time i'm upset he tries to cheer me up with a stupid joke- it works. Even if its some dumb pun itll slap me out of my mood.

Most of all, i think, his heart. When i first met him, i was the textbook valleygirl. Head over heels for Warner, spent double time doing my makeup than actually studying-- Emmett saw through all that. Helped whip me into shape, when everyone else shunned me. I owe everything to him. If it wasnt for him, id probably be with warner hating my life right now. Emmett has amazing heart, amazing morals, i do not deserve him. I love my boy so much, id do anything and everything for him. I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

[davidkarofskyindie]

David was in absolute awe of Sam as he kept thrusting inside the man, feeling that magical muscular ass taking every inch of him over and over again. He couldn't stop kissing and touching the man, his entire body just had to be pressed against the beautiful blonde as much as possible because it felt safe. "You won't... I promise, you'll never go another day without this" he whispered, thrusting in firmly just to emphasize his point. It felt so incredible, a few hours ago he thought no one would ever touch him and now he had a lover and they craved each other more than anything. He let his hand move up to tenderly run sensually through Sam's hair, playing with his glorious golden locks "You're the luckiest? I'm the one who got the funniest sweetest and sexiest man alive... feels like I stole you from someone who deserved the best, but I'm never giving you back" he whispered with a joking smile, nuzzling against Sam while the two of them kept kissing "Everyone else's loss, i get the best guy ever... the guy who lights up the room when he walks in... who cheers everyone up with ease... and who has the tightest fucking ass ever!" he growled, going in for another hard passionate kiss.

As he kept thrusting away, David's hand reached up to grab onto the headboard and used it to help him get his thrusting as deep and intense as possible. He felt like he knew Sam's body so much better already and he wanted to see how much the man could take. He knew his own strength and was determined to use his body as best he could to pleasure Sam. He moved a little to kiss against Sam's neck "Don't hold back Sam... wanna hear you moan... wanna hear you scream for me" he whispered in a low lustful voice "It's just us, no one around... wanna hear how happy my sexy fucking stud is" he whispered into the man's ear, never slowing his thrusts for even a minute. He was flexing every muscle he could, his body shaking with every single thrust just wanting to make sure he gave Sam all he had in him, everything he felt the blonde hunk deserved.

Sam bit down on his lower lip, his eyes falling shut and a feint smile following a deep moan as he savored the feeling of David's cum filling him up for a second time. God, he could definitely get used to that. The blonde kept his back arched and his legs spread, giving the other the best view of his ass anyone had ever gotten. Some newly discovered part of himself wanted to do whatever he could to turn the other on. Not that he seemed to need to do much more than he already was considering they'd just finished their second round in about an hour. He mewled softly as he felt David's finger against his sensitive, well used hole. He was so full of the other that it wasn't a surprise some of it leaked out when David pulled out.

Sam let David roll him onto his back and the blonde looked cutely up at the other, wide eyed and making grabby-hands as he wanted the other all over him in that moment. "Need ... kisses ... need you ... back inside me ..." he managed before David seemed to waste no time in fulfilling both of those needs. Sam didn't know he had this much sexual desire and stamina until the other quarterback seemed to know exactly how to bring it out of him. "And you're the most handsome guy I've ever seen," he smiled softly at the other's tender affections, each of them making his heart skip a beat, "Good," he hummed into the kisses, sighing and moaning happily as the other started up a slow rhythm with his thrusts, as if to really punctuate what he was saying, "I don't live another day without you in it," he murmured between kisses, his legs wrapping around the other, heels digging into his partner's back, as if silently asking him to push deeper with those slow, tantalizing thrusts that made Sam's entire body continue to blush. David's powerful weight against him was intoxicating, it made him feel so safe, like a physical reminder of his partner's strength. "Feel like the luckiest guy alive getting to be your boyfriend," he gushed, now wrapping his arms around David's neck as they kissed languidly, "You just get me, Davey," he murmured, "Like nobody else ever has."

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[parcequecestnotreprojeeeet]

Hi, it’s me, Fanfic Anon #2. This is dedicated to one of my top 10 favorite TV moments of all time. Brigitte, I beg you, please don’t stop doing press when this Pièces Jaunes campaign is over! Hope everyone enjoys.

She had insisted that if he wanted to watch La Grand Concours tonight, he was doing it alone. She absolutely hates watching videos of herself (she’s not a fan to listening to the sound of her voice on an audio recording either), and given how self-conscious she already is about how it’s going to look especially as she was not prepared for it to even happen when she showed up for it, she wasn’t going to watch it.

So here he was, on the couch in the living room, alone as she hid somewhere else.

He was in awe of his wife, watching her play despite knowing that she was as far out of her comfort zone as she’s probably been in a very long time. She was sweet, charming, funny, adorable. He was happy that for this brief moment the rest of France was getting to see just a tiny sliver of who she is. ‘How could anyone not love her?’ he asked himself, still in disbelief even all these years later that this remarkable woman loves him.

He wasn’t a huge fan of the fifth question, he didn’t like hearing other men’s names in the same sentence as "sexy" come out of her mouth, even if he knows it’s a question she had no role in. The little green monster was already starting to eat at him, when he heard the host ask who she would add as the fifth option, only disappearing when he say her mention him with that soft smile on her face whenever she mentions him.

And then, he heard her say, seemingly in confidence to the host, completely off the cuff, "I think he’s better than Chris Evans."

His mouth dropped. "Did she just say that on national television?" He asked quietly out loud in disbelief.

He got his answer when Arthur repeated what she said and he saw her hide behind her hand. ‘She really said that,’ he thought to himself, a smile growing on his face.

He, in turn, blushed at that, feeling like he did all those years ago when he first fell in love, when any attention or compliment she threw his way had the effect of instantly turning him into a tomato. Here she was, 25+ years into their relationship, and she was still letting slip as casually as breathing that to her, he was the sexiest man alive. How did he get so lucky?

He knows there’s still another 30 or more minutes to go with her on the program, but he also knows he can watch the replay tomorrow if he wants. Right now, the only thing he can think about is the need to go locate his wife.

“Chérie?” he calls out, loudly, to be heard through the place.

“In the bedroom!” he hears her call back, his feet moving quickly towards her now that he knows where to find him.

“Is it over alread-“ he cuts her off by kissing her deeply, stealing the words out of her mouth, her breath out of her lungs, and all coherent thoughts out of her head.

“What in the world?” she asked breathless when he pulled back to allow them some air.

“I just couldn’t help myself. I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” she smiled back gently.

“I still can’t believe you love me.”

“Of course I love you. I more than love you -“

“Oh I know.” he interrupted meaningfully.

“What do you mean?” she asked confused.

“He’s better than Chris Evans,” he quotes back to her.

“Oh God! I forgot about that part!” She hid behind her hand again.

“Hey! Hey! I feel like the luckiest man alive right now,” he reassured, pulling her hands away from her face gently and holding them in his, his thumbs gently rubbing against her palms.

“Really?”

“Really. The smartest, funniest, kindest, sexiest woman I know thinks I’m the sexiest man alive. In fact, she admitted to it so automatically, you could tell it’s just a running thought -“

“It is, multiple times a day,” she admitted, her cheeks tinting pink.

“Multiple times a day?” he asked, beginning to feel smug.

“More when you’re wearing a three piece suit,” she whispered.

“I’ll make sure to wear it more often,” he smiled at her. “In all seriousness. I’m so lucky to love and be loved by you Brigitte. I want you to know that.”

“Not nearly as lucky as I am that I am loved by you, my tsunami.”

Helloooo fanfic Anon #2! ❤️

Hahaha Emmanuel watching the program alone and just drooling over Brigitte made me laugh! And the slight jealousy just because she was reading a question about sexy men hahaha oh Emmanuel 😂

Oh la la, someone definitely got all excited with his wife’s statement that he’s better than Chris Evans... 😏

And yes Brigitte, multiple times a day and even more when he’s wearing a three pieces suit... 🔥😍🤤

Thank you so much, fanfic Anon #2! ❤️❤️❤️

[mahalkitajohnnysuh]

Biohazard

Johnny Suh can make the funniest faces look like he’s flirting. Case in point: 

What does that have to do with this post? And what’s up with the title? I guess you have to read on to find out why. I’m such a tease, but let me have that moment from time to time. 

Mahal ko kayong lahat! :) 

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Summary: This is the last fluff generator-inspired post for now, and it comes from this prompt: 

Essie bakes Johnny cookies out of love. Unfortunately Johnny is pretty sure these cookies are a biohazard.

POV: 3rd person

Word count: 1,300 + words

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This week was particularly tiring for Johnny – he was busy with work as a DJ. He was invited to be a guest DJ at a popular radio station for a whole week and even played some tunes after each session. Sure, it might pay a lot, but it can be exhausting to be up at 11 in the evening and end the day around the wee hours of the morning.

Because of this stint, he wasn’t able to hang out with his girlfriend lately. Essie worked regular hours – 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. – and when she came home, he was taking his second nap for the day. She would rest around 9 p.m., and he always ended up seeing her sleeping form on her bed. It pained him that she didn’t want to sleep on his bed without him in it.

“I’ll sleep on my bed for the meantime, okay? Please don’t take it personally,” she told him one time, with a sheepish smile on her face.

As much as he respected her wish, all he wanted was for her to sleep on his bed, so he could smell her scent when he went to sleep at six in the morning.

Essie would leave the house at five in the morning, and he was just on his way home. There were times that he offered to drive her to work, but she declined.

“You’re too tired already, I’ve got this,” she said softly, squeezing his hand.

He didn’t sound convinced, but once again, he had to respect her decision. He felt as if she wasn’t interested in their relationship anymore, but he was incorrect.

In fact, his girlfriend wanted to make it up to him by baking something. She had been looking at cookie recipes as of late and wanted to recreate them, even if she hasn’t baked them before.

She knew he would appreciate her effort even though she isn’t a great cook.

As soon as Essie got home from work on Friday, she got down to baking matcha chocolate chip cookies. She even hid her supplies so she could truly surprise him.

Johnny left early since he had to pick up Doyoung at his place. Sorry, you won’t see my handsome figure here tonight, but I’ll make it up to you this weekend! Love you baby princess~ was his message on a neon pink sticky note posted on the fridge.

She smiled as she pocketed the note in the pocket of her apron. His message motivated her to make the best cookies ever, which she hoped was the case. She rolled the sleeves of her shirt and shouted “Let’s get it!” like what their friends liked to say.

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Essie wasn’t sure if what she made was edible or not. The cookies she baked were comically huge, a bit too hard, almost burnt, and the matcha kind of looked like mold. But when she took a bite, they were passable. It wasn’t too sweet nor too bitter. It didn’t taste like burnt batter either.

“I hope he’ll like this,” she mumbled to no one in particular as she shoved them in a pretty box.

As soon as she was done with her baking, she went to sleep. In her dreams, she felt bad that she didn’t even turn on the radio for the past few days to listen to Johnny. She tossed and turned in her sleep, feeling like a failure of a girlfriend.

And of course, she had to show off her nonexistent baking skills to make it up to him.

This woke her up, and she cried, frustrated at how his schedule was slowly tearing them apart. When she walked to the fridge to throw out the cookies that she made, she saw Johnny holding the box she put them in.

Her eyes widened in shock, not used at how early he was. She checked the clock, and it was 5:30 a.m.

“Hey baby, you’re up early. Go back to sleep,” he said, approaching her with the box of cookies she made. She eyed it with disdain, which he noticed. “Something wrong with this?” He placed the box on the table, and she could only sigh in response.

“I hope you like them. It’s my first time baking cookies so…” She sat on the chair across him, fiddling with her fingers so she couldn’t look at his expression.

“Is that so? How cute of you!” He cooed, using the cute voice he liked to do when talking to children. She felt her cheeks grow warm and covered it with both hands.

As she heard him unbox the cookies, she wanted to crawl back into her bed and hide in the covers. He didn’t deserve to eat these mediocre cookies, but she also wanted him to feel that she was making an effort to keep their relationship afloat.

“Baby…what the hell is this?”

The tone of his voice scared her, and she buried her face deeper in her hands.

“Those are supposed to be matcha chocolate chip cookies…” she mumbled.

“They look like a biohazard, baby. Are you sure it’s safe enough to eat?” She heard his footsteps walk closer to her, and he gently removed her hands from her face. He let her see her creation, and she cringed at it.

“I did my best, okay? I just wanted to make it up to you by creating something out of scratch…” She said with her eyes closed, tears threatening to fall from them.

When she heard him take a bite, she took a peek and saw an indescribable look on his face. She couldn’t decipher if he found her creation delicious or terrible. He took another bite with his eyes closed, chewing the cookie carefully.

“So…how was it?” she asked cautiously, her eyes glued on his face. It looked like he could cry at any moment as well.

“Passable, baby. The cookie’s a bit too hard, and I couldn’t taste the matcha that much,” he said as he took another bite.

She sighed in relief and relaxed on her seat, watching him finish the cookie on his hand. Once he did, he wiped his hands on his jeans and returned the box in the fridge.

“You’ll have to learn how to properly bake with me, okay? Why don’t we do it later?”

He picked her up from her seat and carried her bridal-style, which startled her. She wrapped her arms around his neck awkwardly and nodded. He kissed her forehead before he adjusted his hold on her since one wrong move on his part, or she would fall on the floor. She sensed his intention and helped him by pushing herself higher so his hands can carry her comfortably.

“You’re sleeping on my bed today since I’m back,” he whispered too closely to her ear, making her flinch. “You don’t have to do that,” she grumbled, loosening her hold on his neck.

“But I want to. And I know you missed this,” he teased as he even breathed down her neck. “Younghooooo!” She squealed, her face red in embarrassment. He laughed at her reaction and readjusted her once more in his arms as they approached his room.

“Let’s sleep now, okay? I’m ready to call it a night,” he said as he carefully placed her on his bed. “At least now I get to cuddle with my favorite plushie!” With that, he jumped on the bed and tackled her.

Essie felt defeated but in a good way – she knew she couldn’t do anything but accept his love by being the big baby that he still is.

They slept in each other’s arms – she was in her pajamas while he was still clad in his turtleneck and jeans.

He was so tired that he didn’t mind that his girlfriend’s cookies didn’t taste that great – he was happy that she still loves him and would do something out of her comfort zone to show her affection.

He felt like the luckiest man alive, but now, luck would be put aside for his much-needed rest.

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FIN

P.S. The face he makes in the GIF is something I imagine the look he’d react to Essie’s ‘biohazard’ cookies, and then he’ll wink at her for her effort and cuteness.  

[honeysucklehotchner]

the marauders with a shy girlfriend would include ⭑

a/n: i just really love the marauders and wanted to write some fluffy headcanons :)

james:

takes you a long time to open up to him

even though you’ve had the biggest crush on him since you met

he’s just

a LOT to handle

if you know what i mean

he does a lot of the talking

and you just like to listen

he likes to poke fun at you sometimes

“good morning guys!”

“merlin’s beard, she talks!”

“oh shut it potter”

but you’re not actually mad at him of course

after a long time

you start talking more and making jokes

he thinks you’re the funniest girl ever

and finally he asks you out

he won’t hesitate to stand up to anyone who calls you out for being quiet

especially malfoy who really likes to pick on you

“what’s the matter y/n? can’t talk? cat got your tongue?”

james hexed him and got a month of detention

but he says it was worth it cause you’re his girl

loves being alone with you

because then you’ll talk quite a bit

especially if it’s about something you love

he loves your voice

it calms him

in conclusion

james potter thinks you’re the cutest and is the luckiest man alive

sirius:

you met sirius through remus

and at first there was a lot of teasing and flirting from his end

“well well well if it isn’t my girl y/n”

every time you saw him it was something new

because he knew you wouldn’t protest

slowly, you began to become more fond of the boy

and sometimes you’d even flirt back

he thought you were adorable

and felt differently about you than any other girl he’s ever had a fling with

he finds himself really protective of you

and just wants you to be safe and happy and healthy

and will do anything to get that

he’ll also do anything to make you laugh

cause merlin, he loves that laugh

6th year, he asks you to the winter ball

and of course you say yes because it’s sirius orion black

but when you get there, you start to feel super overwhelmed

cause there’s just so many people

“y/n are you alright?”

“yeah yeah, it’s just-”

you don’t have to say anything else

he just knows

so he takes your hand and the two of you run off to the astronomy tower

you think he’s perfect after that

and when you start dating, your love for him just continues to grow every day

cause he treats you like a queen

and understands that you don’t always wanna talk

and that’s ok

cause he’s has more than enough to talk about

this boy is just so protective of you and it’s the sweetest thing ever

remus:

good old remus lupin

was so in love with you from the moment he met you

the two of you just understood each other in a way nobody else did

despite being completely smitten with each other

it took you guys quite a long time to officially get together

because of course, you were too shy to make the first move

and he was afraid you didn’t feel the same

but once y’all did get together??

remus couldn’t go a day without reminding you how much he loves you

not huge on pda but loves snuggling in the common room after everyone else went to sleep

lots and lots of study dates

especially during exam szn

never pressures you into talking or anything when you don’t feel like it

he’ll gladly just sit with you and chill

you’re always there to comfort him after a rough transformation

but he makes the boys promise to never let you near him when he’s transformed because he’s scared that he’ll hurt you

you two like reading together

then discussing the books over butterbeer at the three broomsticks

that is when you’re able to get away from james and sirius’ never ending teasing

you and remus have the purest relationship

i’m so soft

[simsadventures]

Better Like This: Chapter 8: What Now

Summary: After the most of your heat and Bucky’s rut subsides, Bucky feels the need to finally explain, why he didn’t want to be near you when you two met.

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex (nothing graphic), fluff, Amber (she is a warning on her own, trust me), mentions of heartbreak, mentions of abuse (both mental and physical), angst

Word Count: 2228

A/N: Once again, thank you guys so much for reading and enjoying this story. I love you al!! This one’s a little shorter, sorry. P.S.: I hope you won’t stone me to death after this one. xx

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After days of pretty much non-stop sex, you finally laid in bed, pizzas on your laps, and you were watching Netflix. You needed to relax, after the craziness, you two delved into. You couldn’t be happier to be finally mated to Bucky, but your heat was rough, and you needed him almost all the time. Not that Bucky would complain, his rut was strong enough for him to be able to keep up with you.

But the calm moments, when you could actually think and talk were really appreciated.

You were laying on Bucky’s chest, not even caring what was on the screen, as long as you could hear his steady heartbeat underneath you. But his heart started to beat a little faster and considering you were both spent, you didn’t really understand it. You looked up and saw that Bucky was deep in his thoughts.

You touched his cheek lightly and made him turn his head to you. “What are you thinking about, Bucky?” He smiled and kissed the top of your head. “Nothing goes unnoticed with you, does it? I feel like I should tell you something.”

You frowned. “If you wanna tell me that you regret that we-“

“What? No, Jesus, of course, I don’t regret it! How could you think so? I’m the luckiest bastard alive, baby.” You rebased your breath and calmed yourself.

“I don’t know, I guess I’m still worried you’re gonna wake up one day, and realise that I’m not what you wanted, that I’m just not enough, or something like that, I don’t know…”

You didn’t want to look at him, too scared you’d see your words hitting home, and him actually realising you were right. Instead, his fingers traced his mark on your neck and then slid along the column of your throat till he was holding your chin between his fingers. He pulled your head, so you were facing him, and kissed you. It was light as a feather, but still conveyed so many emotions, it actually made your eyes water.

“Y/N, I know I’ve been an ass, and I’ll forever regret it, but trust me when I say that you are the best thing that happened to me and that I’ll make sure I show you every single day for the rest of our lives. I don’t know what I’d do without you baby. I love you.”

By now, tears were streaming down your face, and you looked at Bucky through your wet eyelashes. “I love you too, James. I can’t believe we were lucky enough to find each other.”

Bucky smiled at you warmly and caught few tears with his thumb. “Don’t cry, doll. It breaks my heart, seeing you like this.”

“Even if they are happy tears, sort of?” He chuckled and put his forehead against yours. “Even if they are happy tears. I wanna see you smile and laugh and be happy, no tears needed.”

“Can’t promise you anything, Buck. I’m a cryer.” He rolled his eyes and chuckled slightly, kissing each of your eyelids to soothe the waterfall.

“You wanted to tell me something before I started freaking out. Do you still feel like it?”

Bucky could swear he fell in love with you even more at that very moment. You didn’t push him into anything, you were always patient with him, and he couldn’t believe his own luck. He knew that if pushed, he would push back, and it would all end up in a heated argument. But like this? This was perfect for him.

“I need to tell you, baby. It’s a long story, but one I think you should know. You remember my outburst when we met?”

Duh, how could you forget? But you didn’t want to be harsh, so you just nodded. “Well, I had a certain experience with an Omega, and after that, I kinda felt like every Omega was the same, you know? Like everyone’s gonna be like her.”

This was hard for you to hear. You didn’t even know what she did to him yet, and you already felt bad for him. The other thing was, and you would never admit that, that you didn’t really like him talking about his previous Omega while laying with you in his bed. But you pushed the jealous part of you somewhere deep and listened to what Bucky had to say.

“Her name is Amber. We met at a bar, a few weeks after I got transferred to the SVU. She was all smiles, beautiful, and just, I don’t know, I felt like she radiated such a good light, you know? We started going out, and for a while, I was really happy. She would always call me her Alpha and stuff, but there was this little voice in me telling me not to claim her. I don’t know what it was, but I’m sure as hell glad I listened to it.”

“Well, I’m glad you listened to it too, trust me.” You smiled up at him, and he kissed your head as a result. His arm got a little tighter, and his heart started to beat a little faster, so you knew the bad part was quickly approaching.

“She would always ask me if I didn’t want to try a threesome, and I’m not really into sharing what’s mine, so I always declined. One night, I came to her house, and she was there, but not alone. Another Omega was sitting on her couch, half-naked, just like Amber. She just smiled at me and told me that we were all gonna have a lot of fun. I didn’t want to have a part in that, so I yelled at her, and left.

Later I found out that the other Omega didn’t leave and they did have their fun. But back then, she promised she sent her away, and that she loved me and whatnot. But she changed, or rather, her true self came out. I moved into her house but still kept my apartment, call it intuition and Sam’s and Steve’s bugging.

She would kinda dictate my life, but I didn’t realise what she was doing until it was a bit too late. She would check on me at work, would cause a scene whenever I went out with the boys for a beer, so eventually, I just stopped going out to prevent a fight. She would always tell me that I didn’t care about her and that I’m the worst Alpha ever. It broke my heart every time because I went out of my way to show her I cared.

Hell… I even got myself into some pretty bad debts, just to pay for her fucking lifestyle. But it still wasn’t enough. One time, I came home after a particularly tricky case, but she just didn’t believe me. She started punching me, and I just…”

Here he stopped his monologue and took a deep breath. By now, you were sitting next to him a watching him with fear in your eyes. Was he telling you she was abusing him also physically?

“I don’t hit women, Y/N. I didn’t know how to stop her, so I just let her. She made me believe I was the bad guy and deserved all that. She would always tell me that she’s the best thing that ever happened to me and that nobody else would ever be interested in me, and I believed her. Every single word of hers made me think lower and lower of myself until there was barely anything left.

Steve and Sam noticed something was going on, but I couldn’t tell them. I couldn’t tell anyone. Even if I wanted, who would believe me that a grown-ass Alpha wasn’t able to defend himself from his little Omega.” he chuckled darkly, and your heart constricted even more. He was looking at you anymore, just staring somewhere in front of him.

“And you know what? Then I found out she was cheating on me! Told me that I’m too weak and that she hates such weak creatures. But the funniest thing was, she wasn’t cheating on me with some strong Alpha, or Beta, no, she was going behind my back to meet female Omegas? Her explanation being, that she is dominant, and that they let her be so. But that none of them is as weak as me, that I’m a disgrace.

And that’s when something snapped in me. I didn’t yell at her or put my hand on her, I didn’t have the energy to do so. I just packed my things, told her to never come close to me and left. I then told everything to Steve and Sam, and, surprisingly, they believed me and even wanted me to press charges for domestic violence, but I just wanted to have my own peace. I started doing loads of therapy, and even if I got over the things she said, I promised to myself to never trust another Omega in my life,” this time he looked at you, and the corners of his mouth turned slightly upwards, “I’m glad I didn’t keep that promise, Y/N. But yeah, now you know. Now you see that your true mate is a weak little shit, who can’t even defend himself. I’m so sorry, Omega, I-“

You didn’t let him finish. You put a hand over his mouth and finally let the tears welling up in your eyes fall. Someone hurt your perfect man. This amazing person in front of you, who treated you like a queen for the past few weeks (after the realisation that he’s been a jackass), was hurt so bad, you suddenly understood his behaviour.

“You think I would ever think of you as weak, James?”

It was probably the first time you called him by his first name, and you loved the way it rolled off your tongue. Bucky seemed to have liked it too, ‘cause his eyes lit up a little. “I mean, after what I just told you? Yeah, doll, you have every right to think of me this way, and I would totally understand if you didn’t want to be with someone like me.”

“Someone like you? You mean someone as smart, funny, a great cop, beautiful, thoughtful, good in bed, as you? That what you mean? Because that’s what I see, baby. I could never think of you as weak. She is an abusive bitch, both mentally and physically, and it doesn’t matter that you’re an Alpha and she’s and Omega. She is manipulative and despicable and a cheating whore. I hate her with all my heart for hurting someone I love! I love you, James, you are my strong Alpha. And no-one can tell me any different, not even you!”

Bucky lunged at you and pushed you to the mattress starting kissing you all over your face. You could feel something wet on your face, and when you opened your eyes, you could see that even if he was kissing you, he was crying.

“I love you so much, and I don’t know which gods I should be worshipping for letting you in my life. But I’m still scared that you’re gonna wake up one day and realise I’m not what you want.”

You stroke his cheek and wiped away a few stray tears. “You are exactly what I want, Bucky, and we have the rest of our lifetimes for me to prove it to you. I’m in this forever, so whatever you say to me, it’s not gonna make me abandon you, you’re stuck with me, Barnes.”

He laughed, now warmth back in his face and said, “I’m one lucky bastard, baby, that’s for sure.” Your heat and rut then took over one last time, and you lost yourself in pleasure and love the other provided. You could have sworn this was your personal heaven. Just you and Bucky. Nothing could go wrong in the little bubble you two shared.

—

Bucky had to go to work the next day. And as much as he hated to leave you there alone, after all, you were two newly mated people, he knew he had to go to work to take care of some stuff. You texted him a few times, telling him what you were doing to ease his mind. The last text he got from you was that you were gonna take a nap, so Bucky didn’t think much of it when you didn’t text him till the end of his shift. He couldn’t stop thinking about you, about how you just accepted his past, and in those few days together showed him just how good his life can be when sharing it with someone. He couldn’t wait to come home to you and hold you in his arms.  

What he didn’t expect was to come home to a completely destroyed apartment with you nowhere to be found. The little things you did manage to bring to his house before your heat started, were still laying there. So was your phone.

Bucky’s heart stopped. He frantically searched for you, hoping he’d find you crouched somewhere in the closet. But you just weren’t there, and with that realisation, Bucky’s throat made the most desperate cry anyone could ever hear, the roar of a broken-hearted Alpha.

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[subtotechno]

alright, so.

we were both in our war phase back then. and i mean like being part of the war instead of just like chilling at a castle and ordering other people to do the fighting or the little skirmishes from 'round here.

basics are, me and phil are on the opposite sides of this thing. i've made a real name for myself at this point but phil's got more of that whisper of "oh there's some crazy guy with wings rattling around somewhere" type of legend going on, yknow? so this server is drawing in a ton of people who want to get in on the whole "legendary battle" stuff.

the actual day we met was miserable. oh my god. mud is the worst like it ruins every strategy except for royally pissing off your opponents.

except.

who do i see but some random guy flying over all the mud, completely clean. So immediately i'm like i gotta kill that guy, just to get him down in this mud with everyone else. like, for equality or whatever. i dunno. but i know its gonna be hard because he's just taking potshots at people, and it's not like i can throw my sword at him to get him down or something.

so. my arch-rival is flying over this gross battlefield while random poor people are throwing themselves at me and i'm poofing all of them back to spawn. and i'm tryna think of how to get this guy down.

then i remember that i still have my fishing rod tucked away in my inventory. and let's be real what are birds other than sky fish.

i will never forget the ungodly squawk i got from this guy draggin him to the ground. it was like i had dunked a cat in the river. and then he looks up at me from where i splatted him into the ground, absolutely covered in mud, and he glares like he's got the power of god behind him. i can't stop laughing, which would have gotten me killed if literally anyone else in that war had even a little bit of skill, and this bird guy just glares at me harder

he starts getting up, pulls out a sword and all that, and says something like "you're gonna die for that one, mate"

so anyways we fought for like,, way too long and i'm realizing that i probably just pissed off the only other guy in the war who could like,, actually maybe stand a chance against me.

then. this guy grins at me like a crazy person. and feigns a hit before tripping me and shoving ME into the mud.

at this point we're just duking it out rolling around in the dirt like idiots, laughing like we're not supposed to be killing each other while a whole war goes on around us.

we got separated before i actually had to kill him, which in retrospect was super lucky.

after a few days, i desert whatever side of the war i was working with to go join the other side, because i wanna meet this guy, right?

but he wasn't there.

so i kept looking and asking around, and some guy tells me where he went.

he deserted too. to join the other side of the war. to find me.

needless to say this is the funniest thing that's happened to me in like at least a few months but like, what am i gonna do? waltz back into the enemy camp i just abandoned like "heyyyy sorry bout that! big misunderstanding!"? nah. i may not have loyalty but i still have my dignity.

honestly i thought i wasn't gonna see him again after that, especially considering the war ended not long after and the server was disbanded.

i didn't have to wait too long though, seeing as i'm the luckiest and coolest man alive who you should definitely subscribe to.

anyways. we didn't actually see each other again until months later, when i found him at some random training and tournament server and we had a big laugh about the whole thing. he pushed me into a creek to make up for the mud thing, which i still think is unfair because i was just making the odds even originally but he'd prolly fight me on that one.

we haven't really parted since then, at least not for more than a few months at a time.

and yes. i would fishing-rod pull him into the mud again if given the opportunity. so i guess i haven't changed too much

yes!! meeting phil story!! story time :D!

he's gonna hate me for this one lmaoooo

[rachaelacheson]

Day 69: Sunday, May 24, 2020

Cases in Iowa: _. Cases in Story County: _.

Drove to new house to drop some stuff off and work on unpacking. Also tested out my inflatable kiddie pool in the gazebo.

The hose water was FREEZING. Will be nice for hot days later this summer, but definitely not warranted yet. Not really even tolerable yet. Unsure what I was thinking beyond “Memorial Day = SUMMERRRRR!!!”.

I also may have forgotten that, once an inflatable pool is full of water, it’s kind of stuck in place. Even if that place is NOT where you want to empty it. But, thankfully, I’d put a tarp down first, so, after a lot of swearing, sweating, and failure to budge the thing by any means, I managed to rig something to prevent its flooding the patio while it drained. Don’t judge.

Wrapped the tarp over the sides of the pool, folded one corner to create a path for the water, and then pulled the neat little built-in plug at the base.

Ta da! Like, yes, I know it looks stupid, but it DID work. Mostly. Hopefully the neighbors weren’t watching. On the plus side, though, I am now aware that this is a problem I need to anticipate before I set the pool up.

  Day 70: Monday, May 25, 2020 – Memorial Day

Cases in Iowa: 17,628. Cases in Story County: 95. 

Gazebo picnic. Partly to celebrate my success in not flooding it the previous day. Good times. Also, I love love LOVE having a yard. What more could anyone want in life? Seriously, luckiest person alive in lockdown right here.

  Day 71: Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Cases in Iowa: 17,690. Cases in Story County: 96.

Under a tornado watch all day. Kept getting notifications on my phone for tornado warnings, but the radar over my town was clear, and the nearest tornados were actually several counties over, so who knows what was up with that. Regardless, threw together a grab-and-go bag and brought out my cat’s carrier, collar, harness, and leash. Just in case. Now I’m going to have to clean that up when this is over.

  Day 72: Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Cases in Iowa: 18,357. Cases in Story County: 96. Cases in Hardin County: 15.

Stumbled across the single funniest Twitter story of all time. Long, but well worth the read. And apparently has an entire subculture of jokes and references built up around it that I had never heard of until today.

Lemon Man: https://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/163252076347/themightyglamazon-tabbran-darthkres

  Day 73: Thursday, May 28, 2020

Cases in Iowa: 18,542. Cases in Story County: 98. Cases in Hardin County: 16.

Thought I was doing a little better, but today’s depression questionaire score was 18. Shit.

Also, intensely stressed out by world events today, particularly stuff surrounding recent police murders/threats to U.S. black community, and the subsequent protests in Minneapolis.

  Day 74: Friday, May 29, 2020

Cases in Iowa: 18,956. Cases in Story County: 105. Cases in Hardin County: 16.

Today, learned that a reporter for CNN, along with their entire team, including cameraman, was suddenly arrested while reporting live on camera in Minneapolis. The police did not give a reason on camera, or clarify afterwards. The reporter was black.

  Day 75: Saturday, May 30, 2020

Cases in Iowa: _. Cases in Story County: _. Cases in Hardin County: _.

Self-Isolation Week 11 Recap Day 69: Sunday, May 24, 2020 Cases in Iowa: _. Cases in Story County: _.

[fuko79]

Morning you sexy mofos!!!! So what can I say about this weekend!! It has been one of the most amazing times I have had in a very long time. Jessica made me the happiest man alive to be able to meet my teenage crush Tiffany. While meeting her we met Debbie Gibson and Jon Knight. Had an amazing time seeing different parts of Boston with our ride or die brother Wayne who is one of the funniest and sexiest mofos we know! Classy and suave all in one package! The moments we shared and laughs we had will never be forgotten. Fast forward to Saturday thanks to someone we can never thank enough Jess and I were able to see the show for another night with two of my oldest and most amazing friends Amanda aka Mandi and Sasha. If you would have said there would come a day not only would I be seeing nkotb and Tiffany,naughty by nature,salt and pepper and Debbie Gibson with them I would have called you a liar!! Friends like them are ones you need to make and never ever let go. The laughs and stumble and jokes made me feel like a kid again. I can never ever repay how awesome they are to Jess and I. As I type this I head back to realty and adult life but for a couple of days I had no cares or worries and maybe a couple of drinks. Lol all these ladies maybe a bad influence to me. I mean I’m a good boy now. Hahahaha. Boston was amazing and the fact i got to enjoy all of this with Jess makes it all worth it. If you ever get a chance to make your wife or husband truly happy and smile you do it. Trust me the joy and smiles will always our way it all. Truly love this woman!!!!!! She is truly my ride or die chick!!! Back to your regularly scheduled Fusco shenanigans!! Well till Wednesday when we see them again!!! God I am the luckiest man alive! Hahahahahaha @tiffany_tunes @donniewahlberg @nkotb #fuscosmash #sexytime😍 #fuscogonewild #dailyshenanigans #nkotbmixtape2019 #nkotb https://www.instagram.com/p/BzVgjUcHUMb/?igshid=jrim7rh2t1i3

[jikooksgirl]

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it’s under read more because i love you so much bitch i could write a whole novel about you i went off 💕❤💞💓💝💖💕💗

You’re my: listen…you’re literally my everything like!! you’re one of the people i cherish and love the most in this world, one of my best friends, my regina george, my baby doll (bc you’re an actual barbie ok now this is your nickname sndjdn), someone i would die for, one of the funniest people i know and make me the happiest, one of the most stunning beautiful gorgeous people i’ve ever seen, a goddess, wow i truly love you so much sarah💕💗❤💓💝💐How I met you: well i saw your url jiminoffical and i was like omg jimin has a tumblr XD gtg follow chimchim!! jk sjdanjad i dont really remember we’ve been mutuals for so long but all i can say is that you’re one of the best things i have bitch and im so glad i met you🙇💓💗💕Why I follow you: the real question here is WHY I WOULDN’T BE FOLLOWING YOU??? like!! im truly so thankful for hitting that follow bottom and following your amazing blog!! tbh whoever isn’t following you is missing out so much…you’re one of my absolute faves and you know it even if i teased you about your tags asndjnd you know i was joking bub!! your love for jimin is the most beautiful thing in the world is so pure and wholesome and in just a sec im going to talk about how you are jimin’s official girlfriend so everyone else is cancelled🙄💓💗 also you already know it but your selfies saved my entire life already…like my life doesn’t mean anything without them so thanks!! tbh i can’t even remember about the time i wasn’t following you and i don’t want to bc how did i live?? and tysm for following me back tho it’s meant to be🤧💞Your blog is: the best tumblr blog?? the only one that matters?? ajsnd as i said..one of my fave jimin stans ever like our baby is really the luckiest man to have such an amazing girl so in love w him im so thankful he has you🤧💗 and hobi too obviously👼💕and bts in general they really mean so much to you and i have to thank them bc we met bc of them too💕your aesthetic is so soft and pleasing it totally describes you!! and your love for jennie and your aoa babies is the cutest thing!! tbh i didn’t even have to check your blog before writing this bc i always check it to know if you’re ok so😘Your URL is: brilliant incredible amazing show stopping spectacular!! i really love it so much our boy really gave us the biggest bop of the century i love stanning a king!!Your icon is: the love of my life the owner of my heart my whole world my entire happiness my baby my chocolate cupcake my little piece of heaven💓💗💞💕❤💖🌈💝🌻🌼🌹🌺🌸🌷💫⭐🌟✨🌙👼 sjdndjnsa that is one of my fave pics of him he looks so expensive and so sunkissed and jnsajdns god i love him so so so so much!!!!!!!!!!!A random fact I know about you: that you’re jimin’s official girlfriend confirmed by JIMIN HIMSELF!!! like!!! bitch i will never shut up about how HIM, AKA THE GOD PARK JIMIN, noticed you and sent you hearts w his beautiful hands!!! i truly feel like a fake jimin stan knowing how much effort you had to put just to show him how much he’s loved in europe like, actually waiting so much time to see him!! i will always admire you bc of that bub!! and i will always be grateful for what you did i bet he was so so happy and excited when he saw his name in the crowd and even more when he saw THE GODDESS holding it!!! thank you so much for giving our baby such a good time sarah and if there’s someone who deserved to be noticed by him it’s you!! im sure he will never forget about you he’s probably thinking about you now💕💓💘 and also, you truly witnessed the alfa fire era black haired jimin, im actually choking just by thinking of seeing him life with that hair jsndjadGeneral opinion: well this was basically me being the biggest jirah/samin shipper and telling you how much i love you but sjndjnd in general, i truly would die for you sarah, you really have a heart of gold you’re so caring, loving and such an amazing person, thank you for being my friend and being such an amazing one, im so lucky to have you in my life and i hope we can be friends for a long long time, the people who get to spend every day w you are so lucky i wish i could relate :/ also, tysm for being the real mvp of the jimin squad, you really changed our lives for the best💕❤💖A random thought I have: first of all: how are you so beautiful???? how are you real??¿¿ science please explain🤔🔍 also, how are you even still alive after seeing black haired jimin irl?? HOW????? and obviously, i really hope we can meet one day and go to a bts concert to have the time of our lives together 👭💞💕💖💌 i love you sarah!!