#Full offense

[zen-shenanigans]

“I’m sorry, are those…”

[1800naveen]

Someone save me🙏🏾

The ballad of Tam Lin was ruined by Sarah J Maas and sadly, this beautiful love story had to pay the price of falling into the hands of an overrated author.

If you were to look up a video or Tik Tok explaining the ballad, there's a mf going "Acotar?" NO, YOU FUCKING DIP SHIT.

And the women who insult Tamlin's name like are you serious? GROWN WOMEN doing childish things like this. You're not in elementary anymore. You're not in middle school anymore.

You're an adult woman with bills and taxes to pay, a job to go to, a husband to deal with, and probably some bummy kids to drop off or put down for a nap.

But here you are. Sitting on your miserable ass, going online, and making jokes and comments about a FICTIONAL CHARACTER and calling them a menstrual product. And some have the audacity to call themselves a feminist. Are you saying there's something wrong with period cycles? Is that why you're insulting a character by calling them that?

I can't really talk though because I do the same towards the inner circle but I'm only a teen, my life hasn't even officially started. Y'all got more free will than I do and you're going to use it like this? You can do better.

Your opinion is not valid or important if you seriously call Tamlin that. I don't care if you like him or not, it's still a immature thing to call someone.

Put down the phone, go outside, and be one with nature. And perhaps when you're ready, you can come back with your big girl pants on. Hopefully, you're mature enough not to call someone "tampon" anymore but this is the Acotar fandom, maturity is a rare thing to be found in a group filled with halfwitted jackasses. Correction: GROWN halfwitted jackasses. (Coming from someone acts like a dumbass most of the time)

There's no need to do all of this. Just say you hate Tamlin and move on, simple as that. Go back to dick riding that racially ambiguous dictator (high lord that happens to leave the women and children of his two other regions to suffer at the hands of men) you call a "book boyfriend".

I'll be here ranting, criticizing, bitching, and complaining about this series and how sjm brings ruination to anything she touches.

(I don't wish to type in English so enjoy this Arabic rant)

أخذ الله أرواحكم ورزقني الله الصبر. سارة، ما خطبكِ يا سارة، ما خطبكِ أنتِ وإضافة العبودية إلى كل قصصكِ؟ والأيديولوجيات الصهيونية أيضًا مع مزيج من الجنيات الفاشية؟ عزيزتي، أنت ذاهبة في رحلة باتجاه واحد إلى الجحيم.

(Used translate on the Arabic part since I ain't fluent but just put it in Arabic to English, it means the same thing. Kinda. I recommend this link.)

When will she pay for her crimes?

[mjfs-heat-seeker]

I think since it’s pride month we should just let Mariah May and Toni Storm kick the shit out of Saraya for real. I think it’s only the right thing to do. Let them beat up the transphobe and I’ll feel much better. In fact, let Nyla Rose just claw her to shreds with those gorgeous acrylics.

It’s pride month, get the transphobe off my television please :)

[sleeplesssmoll]

She called his mandrake ugly

[m0nst3r-chugg1ng-1d10t-g1rl]

If you don’t like pulp in your orange juice, you are a coward and are scared of flavour, full offence intended xx

[peridotglimmer]

why have you stopped updating your fics?? i was invested in them but i guess you dont care anymore?

"Hi author who owes me nothing! I noticed you haven't updated your fics in a while, is everything okay? I liked X story a lot, so I'm looking forward to the next chapter, whenever that might be. I hope you have a nice day!"

There, fixed it for you.

You know, I just went through a mental health crisis, went mute for almost 2 weeks due to the stress, and then my kid got sick, so taking care of that is kind of at the number one spot in my list of priorities right now, but sure, lemme work on a chapter of a free fucking fanfiction because anon's disappointed in me.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

so yeah most of the og hale pack that we know about either had or do have fairly poetic sounding names: talia, cora, malia, eli(as)—even laura and peter have a ring to them...

and then you. then you have

derek.

[tiny-elf-of-doom]

Like & comment for more insulting memes.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: have u seen that trend where it’s an image n someone comments I should call her and it looks vaugly correct if u squint hard enough

ROXY: that’s American culture

DAMARA: 私はアメリカの文化が嫌いです

DAMARA: すべての違反

ROXY: makes sense

[fuckitwhenifeelit]

That post telling me to ship Sh*r*r* instead of Namuri because "omfg why not ship a healthy duo how could you" needs to learn the first rule of fandom:

1. Fuck off if you don't like it.

[fruitbasketball]

awww 🤩🤩🤩 i wish she had 😍😍😍

[songmingisthighs]

how have i just known that soobin and riize's seunghan are like besties and that now soobin's feet is FLOATING THROUGH THE INTERNET ??? and these two did a private instagram live with only 3 audienceS ??? whichever one of those 3 audiences are about to get cut and blocked by the idols in the industry for this shit 💀💀 snitch ass bitch 💀💀💀

[naughtynanzhu]

[loooresloveletters]

If you think John Stones is hot i hope you get better soon

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

People see some celebrities these days and fawn over them like "oh my god so ethereal so beautiful how can a mere mortal look like this" ...babe it's plastic surgery

[aita-alternia]

WIBTTA if I TTold My Moirail TTo Break Up Witth Her Ashmattes?

I am quirkmasking for privacy.

I (midblood) tthink my moirail (lowblood) is in an auspistticism tthat is, att best, failing and, att worstt, going tto getting her killed. Long sttory shortt, her auspisttice (midblood) is nott properly mediatting bettween tthe ttwo and tthere have been several incidentts tthatt make me tthink her otther ashen leaf (blueblood) will kill her if they are leftt alone ttogetther.

She wantts to keep seeing tthem, yett every ttime I see tthem intteractt, itt’s as if ttheir auspisttice isn’tt properly conciliatting tthe otther ashen leaf, leaving only my moirail vulnerable and pacified.

My moirail and her auspisttice are also ex-moirails. So tthere’s a chance I may be ttaken as simply being jealous, however I really do tthink my moirail deserves an auspisttice who is acttually give botth leaves tthe attttenttion tthey deserve.

So Grumblr: would I be tthe asshole if I ttold my moirail tto break up witth her clubs?