felixschokehold
Feral Volturi Simp
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felixschokehold · 4 days ago
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i cannot emphasise enough how much you need to create something. anything. it doesn't matter if you suck. you don't need to monetise it, or make it your career. you can restart an old hobby; you can start from scratch. it doesn't matter. you just need to hold something and be able to say "i did that". baking, drawing, painting, writing, coding, crafts, whatever. make something ! you cannot have all your hobbies be a form of consumption. it's fun, it's great in its own right. but the single best action to make yourself feel better, to calm your mind, to gain self esteem, is to Create
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felixschokehold · 4 days ago
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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
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felixschokehold · 4 days ago
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People complaining about Edward telling Bella he'd only turn her if she marries him is wild to me. "He manipulated her!" No, he set a boundary. He didn't want to turn her, she didn't want to get married. They did what is called "compromise" and it's something often done in relationships.
They both got what they wanted.
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felixschokehold · 4 days ago
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I realize the beauty of New Moon is that it can be read in so many different ways, but to me it is such a powerful love story between Edward and Bella only. Bella's devotion to Edward seeps through every page. There are other options but she won't acknowledge them. She won't give him up. She's clinging to the final vestiges of him. She doesn't allow herself to truly laugh until she's with him again. This book is soaked through with love for him and him alone.
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felixschokehold · 9 days ago
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looking for a shy girl with pretty moans to grind against my bulge
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felixschokehold · 10 days ago
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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone
a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P
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felixschokehold · 13 days ago
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Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.
This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.
Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!
ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.
This only takes a few minutes!
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felixschokehold · 18 days ago
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I survived this shit once I'll survive it again and that is a fucking threat
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felixschokehold · 19 days ago
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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felixschokehold · 19 days ago
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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem
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felixschokehold · 20 days ago
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yo hey US people who sent in absentee ballots, they are tossing mail-in ballots for no reason. i just had to call my county board of elections and demand a cure for my ballot because north carolina didn't send out any notices of issues with ballots, and the issues are fake. if you voted by mail-in make sure your ballot was actually counted
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felixschokehold · 20 days ago
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"This is what Kamala did wrong and how she should gave run a better campaign" she did everything the exact opposite of what Hillary Clinton did and in the end it didn't fucking matter because our country hates women, you pretentious fuck.
Kamala and Biden and Hillary all had roughly the same goals. Two of them are women. Let's see how this goes.
You can smarmy yourself into righteousness all you want, but in the end, men just hate women, and lots of women also hate women, and here we are.
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felixschokehold · 20 days ago
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This may seem silly but this is what I needed to hear in 2016, so I’m going to say it now. It’s okay to feel hopeless or angry or scared or betrayed or even just mildly nauseous. However you feel is the right reaction for you. You’re just not allowed to kill yourself. You are too good, too valuable, too important for this to be the thing that takes you. Yes the world is a mess, but taking one good person out of it isn’t going to make it any better.
So take care of yourself. Wrap yourself in that blanket. Get that hug. Eat that mug cake. Find your life preserver whatever it may be and keep going. You are stronger than you realize.
Deciding to do something when you’re feeling defeated is hard. If all you can take care of is you today, focus on doing that. Tomorrow or a week from now you can look at what your community needs to do to weather the storm in the long term. Yes communities are hurting now, but having to grieve one more person isn’t going to make anyone’s life any better. Please keep going. Please don’t let this election take you too.
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felixschokehold · 21 days ago
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felixschokehold · 22 days ago
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I just got done reading my first ever dark romance which was dark and I think I loved it. Still processing what the hell I just read, but I did buy a physical copy to keep on my bookshelves with all my other beloved books.
Insane.
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felixschokehold · 23 days ago
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From hoa hoa hoa season to ho ho ho season
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felixschokehold · 23 days ago
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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:
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there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.
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