#Fucking save me

[marrmora]

Need to update some stuff, there’s like 40 of us now 😭😭

Low split/form tolerance is SHIT

( /lh, hj, nsrs )

[sp00kymulderr]

Fucking love family conversations about how confusing they/them pronouns are and why anyone should have to deal with accommodating people who aren’t a ‘normal’ gender 🙃

[bloodiifemme]

How to find a woman who takes charge while lowkey being a woman who takes charge so I can be a bit more submissive. GOOGLE.

[witched-kid-writer]

I'm not writing my prompts for 31 Days of Horror early. that would be illegal and against the rules (I'm liar who has three midterms the first week of October so I'm gonna get ahead)

[frothingatthemaw]

it’s insane when you think you could’ve split william afton because wow why would we need that man in our brain

[spiralstereo]

the urge to make ANOTHER blog (regretevator oc blog)

[star-rail-tings]

What is WITH Alejandro why can he get his voice so fucking HOT

[nyx-lacrymaria]

TUMBLR WHAT DID YOU FO TO THE UI I HATE IT WHY CANT I EASILY CLICK ON THE TAGS I FOLLOW, WHY IS IT SO SMALL IM ON A PHONE THIS IS TINY

[siristaci]

I love watching pilot episodes. They're like some horrible au, but sometimes they're canon.

[jazartz]

I KEEP GETTING ADS.

I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER GENSHIN LIKE ADDICTION I CANT

I SAW GAMEPLAY IT'S LITERALLY ALMOST EXACTLY GENSHIN PLEASE YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LOVE MORE BLORBIES

[sunfoxfic]

Me, writing: Oh this is a sentimonster battle, guess I have to stretch my action muscles even though I hate writing action :((

Me: Oh I wrote it! I'm so good :) guess I'll move onto the next scene

My story: *completely changes so that most of the action is now no longer applicable to canon*

Me:

Me: Well I've already moved on and I'm on a roll with this chapter so I'll just keep working on it :)

Me, ignoring the sentimonster battle I need to rewrite: Oh darn :( there's an akuma battle I need to write now

Me:

Me: But really I need to rewatch the New York special before I can write this, and I won't be able to rewatch the NY special until this weekend, so I'll just move on :)

Me, ignoring the sentimonster battle I need to rewrite and the akuma battle I need to write: :)

Me: *watches the NY special*

Me:

Me: But I already moved on and I'm on a role with this chapter so I'll just continue on

Me: *happily writing, ignoring both the sentimonster battle and the akuma battle I need to rewrite*

Me: *hits another battle scene, this one with no excuses*

Me:

Me:

Me: >:(

[beastwhimsy]

"I should draw Māori Miku!" I said to myself. "Just a fun sketch, it shouldn't take me long" I said to myself. Six hours later I come to with this in front of me and a wrist begging for mercy but holy fuck worth it. I love this trend this was so much fun

PLEASE DON'T REPOST ON OTHER SITES!!! ASK ME FIRST!!!!!

DISCLAIMERS AND NOTES ETC.... I'm Pākehā, meaning I am not of Māori descent. I hold so much respect for Māori people, for their values and traditions, and for the fierce pride with which kapa haka is performed. I thought if I was going to design a Māori Miku, it makes sense to dress her in a kapa haka kākahu, as her whole thing is singing and dancing!!! The moko kauae is not based off any real person's. I referenced the temporary moko kauae a lot of kapa haka performers wear!! Was tricky finding out whether or not depicting her with a moko kauae was a good idea, so I went the safe route- showing an aspect of Māori culture without stepping over any boundaries!! Brown eyed Miku is everything to me shout out brown eyed Miku.... I referenced like seven different outfits to put hers together!! I really hope this looks accurate or at least passable. Thanks to adorkastock for the pose ref!!

[mobblespsycho100]

touden stare down

[jesterbots]

could you imagine being a man, a sis gender man, who is really into sounding other men. It's just the only way for you to get off really. But one day you meet a man that you really like, and you just connect with him on a whole other level. And you guys finally get to the point where not only are you in the bedroom with each other, but you're starting to get more open with each other too. About all the things like. The only issue is, is that this man is transgender. He does not have a penis he has never pursued any sort of bottom surgery. So he still has the whole set, the labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. And he also has a urethra. Now he's willing to indulge in your special weird little thing. You're sounding. And you guys finally get to the bedroom and you have your little sounding pole or whatever it is they use. But you realize some thing very quickly. Do you know where the clitorises you know where the clitoris is, but where… Is the urethra? Riddle me this Batman

i've tried answering this ask in three different ways and each time it deleted whatever i added. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. Every time i try to find a new angle to work on this answer with i read another sentence that makes me wince so hard i forget 3/7ths of the english language. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres. i literally am trying to think of any kind of response but verbally i keep repeating it. "labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres." it's like a spell. it's fucking addicting. it's the only way i know a human being sent it because that was for fucking sure speech to text happening right there for a single sentence. labia menorah menorah the majora Little China adequate Torres.

[nimbus-cloud]

………..so I just learned that hi-YAH! TV is a thing…. and it's a streaming channel for Asian action movies. And I don't understand why in the year of our lord 2024 why I have to explain that this is a microaggression.

[master-jarrus]

No art today

My husband was helping and didn't know you can't mix reds with anything and now I have to try to undo the red on his MILITARY UNIFORM

😭😭😭😭 keep me in your thoughts and prayers because this is going to be a long day