jazartz
oh yk.
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ᰔ19ᰔ ᰔHe/Himᰔ ᰔtrying to become a consistent artistᰔ ᰔ(failing)ᰔ ask box is always open i take free commissions but they gotta be small cuz I'm lllllllllazy
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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Arf arf woof bark? (AITA for stealing a crown?)
Bark woof bark bark arf woof bark bark arf bark woof bark bark. (I, puppy, had been told to take a crown and run.)
Bark woof arf bark bark woof woof bark arf arf bark bark bark. (Cookies chased me and nearly caught me but I ran into another cookie with a crown.)
Bark bark bark woof, woof bark arf arf bark woof woof woof. (He was very nice, but the others had caught up so I left again.)
Bark bark woof bark arf arf arf? (AITA for following directions?)
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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id like to give a big fucking fuck off to those racist bitch photographers taking pictures of stray kids at the met. thats your job, you take pictures, complaining about having to photograph skz?? and making digs against skz for being emotionless and robotic while praising and loving the 'serious look' when it's only western celebs is so shitty?? i really hope the boys didn't hear anything, I hope it was too loud in there, honestly. fuck you. and fuck those photographers calling them jungkook too.
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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The fact I keep going between Skz at met gala, to the hybe vs min heejin thing, to the fucking Kendrick Lamar absolutely murdering drake thing is crazy.
Like it's so big even the kpop girlies are watching 😭
Like I'm actively excited and waiting for any response from Kendrick because
Like
Duh
The tea has never tea-d this hard, this is an international affair
The world is looking and it's basically one sided, I don't think any drake fans could possibly defend him when after he was dug a grave in the first diss track, then laid in it in the second one, only for him to shoot himself in the head with his own diss(?) track
Like whatever Kendrick might do next will just be burying him 12ft in cuz there's no way this could end any other way.
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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Hi, I'm slightly upset.
TOMMY. THIS IS A FASHION EVENT.
While these suits are not bad by any means at all, THIS IS A FASHION EVENT. PEOPLE ARE WEARING DRAMATIC, NEVER GONNA WEAR ANYWHERE ELSE THINGS AND Y'ALL GOT THEM WALKING IN LIKE THEY'RE GONNA BE IN THE ORCHESTRA???
THESE BASIC ASS, WEDDING ASS SUITS??
WHY IS FELIX COMPLETELY IN WHITE? WHO'S HE GETTING MARRIED TO?? NO BLACK OR RED ACCENTS AT ALL???????
LIKE I REALLY LOVE THESE SUITS, THEY'RE PRETTY ASF BUT HERE???? AT A FASHION EVENT?????? step UP.
Anyways look how beautiful my boys are I better see fanart
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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BANG! (chan)
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(ver with blood(?) under read more)
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Dw y'all, no one was harmed in the making of this
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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I specifically remember one company that Id watch their stuff on vhs but their logo sound was the most house shaking, rib rattling, glass breaking
vvvvvrrRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I heard in my life but I cant even remember the company name so they failed to be memorable correctly 🧍‍♂️
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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I love that every time we think "Nagito and Hajime couldn't get gayer" some translator comes along and is like "hey actually,"
In another episode of "SDR2 localization does it again" a particular translation that has been bothering me is this one:
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While the translation is not totally wrong there are some things that were translated on a really strange way and I feel like they can greatly affect how the reader interprets this scene.
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The "huh? Even hajime hates me now?" Is almost the same in the original and there's no really much of a difference, but when we talk about the next line the translation really does change a lot of things, "That stings... I felt you and I were quite similar" Is not an exact way of translating this line. In first place while the "that stings" part is not a mistranslation, is not the way I would personally translate it "それはちょっと傷付くな" corresponds more accurately to "that hurts a little bit/that kind of hurts", "傷付く" literally meaning to get hurt emotionally or physically. The reason why I think this translation while not incorrect is not the best is because using "that stings" makes lt feel more impersonal but it could be the fact I'm not native on English that makes it feel that way for me.
While that line is not the best translation in my opinion, the next translation does make a lot of significant and even angering changes. "I felt you and I were quite similar" Is not quite the meaning of that line, it actually means "I felt close to Hinata-kun" "親近感" doesn't mean feeling similarity to someone it means the feeling of closeness, affinity or kinship and to my knowledge it can't mean feeling similarity. Basically the original line means something more close to: "That hurts a little bit... I felt a closeness to Hinata-kun"
As we can see the translation changed a really important line and completely erased the fact that is mentioned that Komaeda felt a feeling of closeness/affinity to Hinata, something that would be very important for the reader to analyze his emotions about him. I want to end this by saying that I find really angering how the translation always decide to change something really important or vital about the interactions of Komaeda and Hinata and while I could attribute that to the translation being one of really poor quality when I see so many instances and coincidences it almost seems like something intentional. Also if I made any mistake pointing out the meaning of this sentences feel free to correct me and let me know.
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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Me, with 12 other things I need to finish drawing, who barely ever draws cuz they never have their tablet and if they do it's dead:
:33333 i wannna draw this ship
(This ship is not on the list of very important things I need to draw to prep for zines or the upcoming art fight.)
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jazartz · 7 months ago
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We'll see if this happens
Here's my outline you Miku Miku scrubs
Just know idk how to animate so this will be an animatic 😭🤙
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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(Oh god I cannot share music if I do it anonymously)
I will be very vulnerable and share my queer and safe song with you
I wonder what you feel and what kind of image you see when you listen to this song! You don't have to do this, like if you are bored you can give it a shot!
(I would appreciate if you accept tips in this :) )
5/10
I don't listen to house music, it's not my taste
Even as a skz fan I do not often listen to Miroh even though I bop to it
Great beat, cute lyrics, I like how they sing and rap, just not for me at all
I don't dislike it but I probably wouldn't listen to it again
It reminds me of early YouTube intros, but that's cuz they all used house music 😭
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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do u do selfship art for ur free comms?
Yea, just dm me shawty
Or ask it
Idk
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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hii whats the difference between your free comms and actual ones?
Actual comms I'll always put effort into, but I'd have to be paid a bit
Free comms I'll do whatever whenever with what you give me
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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5am thoughts with my sister:
Chinese pokemon trainer that mains a cat he thinks is a pokemon because in Chinese it's literally Mao
Like it's literally just what cats say
So he thinks he has a pokemon named Mao
And everyone tries to explain it's just a normal cat and he's like wtf is a cat this is a Mao
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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It is done o7
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draw transmasc enanan and gay tsukasa making out pretty please 😹
I hear you loud and clear sir yes sir o7
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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draw transmasc enanan and gay tsukasa making out pretty please 😹
I hear you loud and clear sir yes sir o7
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jazartz · 8 months ago
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Oh hi! If it's ok to take a free commission, can I take a simple one? My profile photo was made by someone who is a liar and a fraud who took my money and didn't give back the commission (This was a "Plus" thing, as a doodle). It is an original piece, sure, but I don't like assosiating with it. Could you remake it? I would love to see your lovely art in my pfp.
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(They couldn't even draw Dutch braids so they covered the hair with a speech bubble smh)
Of course lil shawty I gotchu
I will do my best to attempt the Dutch braids
Can we DM so I can get a few more details?
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