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Did I read that correctly…

PBS was the only news outlet that dared to call it what it is, namely a nazi salute and today PBS got defunded??

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She gone girled irl

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yep nobody knows america is big. and nobody knows about all the problems america has either so you should probably painstakingly explain them all. Its not like we hear about all of americas problems more than any other problems in the world while you act like you dont know if foreigners are the same species.

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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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Imagine how fucking funny it would be if next time elon musk got on stage he was just mauled to bits of red pus on the floor by rabid techbros gone awry. It’s like the magnum opus of his shit backfiring. The image of elon musk being absolutely torn asunder with viscera painting the tech bro’s teeth is making me lose my mind

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Crazy how mr moneybags makes poor people blame even worse off poor people for their lack of money and not the guy made out of coins

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feeling like maybe the americans need to hear this for once (and let me know if i'm saying it nicely) america isn't the whole world.

thailand legalised same sex marriage. most of the world is doing an excellent job of acting on climate change, and we're projected to warm no more than 2.5 degrees now. the EU has been working hard to halt and reverse biodiversity loss, and is doing a great job. bhutan continues to absorb more carbon dioxide than it emits, and so does tasmania. here in brisbane, queer people of faith have been coming together in queer worship nights, meeting similar people, and accepting themselves, ready to reconcile it with their faith and question the crumbs of christian nationalism that permeate from the US. they're planning to build high speed rail between sydney and newcastle too, and a new inland link between brisbane and melbourne. kakapo have been saved from extinction over in aotearoa (new zealand). solar and wind energy generation are at an all time high. vegan meat alternatives taste the best they ever have. autism speaks shut down in canada, and awareness is rising very quickly about adhd in women, the pda profile, and neurodiversity and disability in general. they've invented a blood test for endometriosis. it's not all bad news

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Me, separating sugar cubes into individual grains: so you have 6? Which do you use as like, your arms haha

The ant whom I’ve befriended over the course of 3 weeks by feeding it singular granules of sugar: some things can’t be translated into the image of man

Me, imagining which legs it uses to jack off: True. That was myopic of me

The ant, imagining how I can jack off with only 4 limbs: don’t even worry Bout it

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the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild

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btw now is the best time to keep boycotting. the israeli economy has never been weaker. don't stop the protests or the demands for divestment. keep supporting organisations like the Hind Rajab Foundation and the Accountability Archive. ofc don't stop boosting and donating to Palestinians as Gaza is still uninhabitable.

enjoy this moment but the work has not ended

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Sorry guys but planets are a taxonomic distinction. Those things don’t fucking care what we call them. Furries get sad when we call them cringe tho 💯

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Fucking love this website. “Uhh if you [spins a wheel] think Pluto is a planet, that means you [flips a coin] think furries are cringe, which means [throws a dart at the wall] you are a climate change denying fascist in training”

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I don’t “ghost people” I drift through life in a dreamlike haze and when the memory of my friends cross my mind it says 4 weeks have passed since I last saw them

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Queued right up for it

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im a 90 yro. italian woman do u still want me

How much leopard print u wear baby