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mom says it’s my turn on the writing
Based on a conversation I had with @silver-tooth-the-panther about my Alex design needing to preen their wings.
Alex felt, greasy, like they hadn’t showered in days. Technically they hadn’t, but this wasn’t their hair. They didn’t really know how their hair worked with the eyes and all that.
No, this was their wings,
They felt greasy and wrong, their new feathers rubbing against each other in an uncomfortable way. They had vaguely heard of birds needing to preen their wings, but they had literally no idea how to. Human-sized wings are not naturally occurring on any animals besides the veldigun (and the velidgun were hardly natural from what Clyde and Winfrey had told them) and Alex had no idea how birds preen their wings anyway.
Alex flopped over in vague defeat. This was going to be a long day.
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Alex understood why Clyde had been so reckless with its first break in.
They had crashed into the desk, falling though the window with the grace of a giraffe with broken legs. They closed the window behind them, and made their way through the library.
Honestly, they had never been more grateful that veldigun had night vision.
They couldn’t really go for the computers, they were to loud and the night guard would absolutely catch them if they tried to look anything up, so they just grabbed a couple books on pet care for birds and made their way back through the window.
They’d return the books later.
(They didn’t)
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Simon was, a bit concerned about Alex.
They had been watching the flock for nearly an hour now, completely still as the flock preened its goopy feathers. “Clyde” they whispered hoarsely “what are they doing?”
Clyde turned to the scarecrow, then to their partner, then back to Simon. “Oh their trying to learn to preen their feathers”
Simon turned to it in confusion “what?”
Clyde shrugged “well they got wings from their transformation, and they don’t know how to preen them. The Flock was the only velidgun with wings that we know of, so they’ve just been watching it”
Simon blinked a couple time “they could’ve just asked me?” Clyde stretched before leaning back on the side of the barn. “I didn’t expect you to pay that much attention to the flocks preening. Then again, it’s is your partner-“
“No that not what I-“ they sighed, and turned to Clyde “I have wings. I could’ve taught them if they asked.”
Clyde looked at them with utter confusion “you have wings?”
Simon looked at Clyde with a deadpan expression, before unfurling their own wings, lined with black feathers mirroring their partner’s.
“Since when have you had those?” Clyde asked, pointing dumbfounded the It’s fellow veldigun.
“Clyde, you need to talk to people”
#dreams of an insomniac#doai#doai sitcom au#doai simon#alex williams doai#doai alex williams#veldigun alex#veldigun!alex#doai flock#doai the flock#Simon doai#doai Simon#doai clyde#clyde doai#Fuck you/lh#*angel motifs your Simon*#I imagine that my version of Velidgun Alex actually got their angel motif from Simon#They share similar traits with Clyde so it doesn’t seem that far fetched#If you’re wondering yes I am a fan of the Fallen Simon Au
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i need him shoved up my ass NOW
(expect shitpost crappily drawn art of him)
#shitpost#puffposting#he's a dude from an Applejack's commercial so I'm stealing him from obscurity now <3#apple jack#fuck you/lh
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maybe. I hope you guys never stop asking for ranchers
#once again struggling so hard with the human anatomy but we pull through!! Practise makes perfect!!#rancher duo#team ranchers#tango tek#jimmy solidarity#trafficblr#trafficshipping#how dare you douse tango in water /lh. I'm only forgiving you because it made me think of more rancher fluff#I desperately want Jimmy to absentmindedly play with Tango's tail and I desperately want Tango to like that. He gets to purr as a treat#he's messing Jimmy's feathers the fuck up but its okay. boyfriend priveleges#tubby art
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why am i the patterns minority. i am truly so so so bad at drawing patterns sorry
#hatsune miku#brazilian miku#brazilian miku trend#brazilian miku meme#vocaloid miku#artists on tumblr#art#native american#indigineous people#lazy background bcs i jsut got back from the state fair fuck you /lh#neo-negative-generation
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he's so tiny watch this
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my favorite thing about Gambit's design is that depending on how gracious the artist in said piece of media is, he either has the best or the worst barber known to man
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#i'm sorry but what was evo DOINGGG#yall gave us goth rogue and twink nightcrawler and all gambit gets is the HIGH SCHOOL BOY SPECIAL???#also i deduct half-credit for any adaptation that takes away his demon eyes. automatic fuck-you /lh#x men#x men 97#x men evolution#x men the animated series#gambit#remy lebeau#x men gambit#marvel#comics
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personal character design headcanons + brainrot
Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol
#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH#I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF#I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect#him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least#based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein#the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that#I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this#makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible#the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol#and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between#physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin#so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the#first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo#I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles#god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god#my art#doodles#lmk#Lego Monkie kid#Monkie kid#lmk au#re-bound!au#rebound au#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#lmk macaque#lmk six eared macaque#lmk mk#lmk xiaotian
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Félix: kidnapping is a love language Kagami: you have no social skills, idiot
*two weeks later*
Félix: okay, so when Marinette's at her most vulnerable, I'll gaslight her into thinking I'm her boyfriend, so she'll follow me into an abandoned building where we can put her in an altered mental state and present to her my family's life story in the imaginable most cryptic play of theater she has ever seen, which will reveal to her our horrible secret and the fact that her abusive father-in-law is also her arch-nemesis Kagami: you're so big brained, bae 🥰
#I LOVE THEM BUT GOD THAT WAS THE LEAST SELF-EXPLANATORY WAY TO GO ABOUT THIS#fucking theater kids /lh#miraculous ladybug#ml spoilers#ml representation#ml representation spoilers#maybe they do team up nicely with Marinette because can ever be simple sfdgdfhgjfhg#I'm so pumped for the final ohmygodddd#also did you know I wrote a story in highschool where the son of the villain revealed his family's true nature to the MC#in a cryptic fairy tale. where he assigned his father as the evil prince who moved into the king's family and married the pricess#who ended up comatose and waiting for revival?#the moral of the story is we're all insane here and I cannot believe I literally wrote 30k about this#and not have the gall to diss on feligami they are the MVPs fgdhjdfhgfjgk#also props for being so much more useful going about this whole thing than Luka <3
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fuck whoever said that if ever sebastian does manages to escape the blacksite and tries to search for his mother, only for her to not recognise him – i hope your bed is warm at night and you are one bill short from your total price
#ramblecho#angst#pressure#roblox pressure#sebastian solace#sebastian solace pressure#sebastian pressure#pressure sebastian solace#pressure sebastian#pressure roblox#roblox#I'M COMING FOR YOUR ASS/J#it makes sense tbf but fuck you anyways/lh
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yk this must be how lurien feels with everyone making fun of him for being short when he’s not fucking short
#MONOMON AND HERRAH ARE FREAKS OF NATURE.#THAT DOESNT MAKE LURIEN SHORT. THAT JUST MAKES THEM TALL.#FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUUU. /lh#stan’s forum
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THIS IS REVENGE @miengel.
whats that? your card declined at therapy? haha thats so funny *throws this at you*
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i know theres not much of a fandom here for the will of the many but ,,,.., i just finished it and.,,,,, im in shambles. life is moving around me and I'm still in shock. I have things to do but i cant even think. what,, am i supposed to do. just go on? pretend im okay with this till the next one comes out??? I FEEL LIKE A ZOMBE. I FEEL LIKE NOTHING MATERS. ALL I FEEL IS-
i dont think ive ever been hit by a book hangover as much as this like wtf even was that /pos HELLO??? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME??? LKSJFLSKJBFLKSJBFLKSBFK:BSF:KBSF:KJBHSF:KJ
#the only way forward is to live in a state of denial#i need someone to talk to abt it but every time i even think too hard i start to shake like a wet dog#please please if you come across this in the void somehow and havent read it PLEASE give it a shot#actually pro tip- dont fucking do that#the will of the many#james islington#already read the one and only fic thank you for your service 🙏#I wanna chat spoilers but honestly i dont even know where to start#if [redacted] doesn't come back its on sight#give me my scrungle or give me death#when i tell you i was ugly crying its an understatement.#SPEAKING OF#[redacted]/vis would have been cannon if the author wasn't such a- [GUNSHOTS] (/lh)#hi hello its been a day but im back bc i cant stop thinking about this#“im going to make sure you burn for this” okay and im just supposed to be okay?? after all that??? IM JUST SUPOSED TO MOVE ON?????
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I was gonna color this but ehhh changed my mind bc idk if I love or hate this. Happy historically accurate birthday old man
#jennicatzies art-chive#hamilton musical#hamilton fanart#alexander hamilton#musical alexander hamilton#alexander hamilton fanart#the anatomy is kinda fucked up from the neck to the arm and head if u think about it long enough but like#thats exactly why I didn't wanna finish it /lh#You can tell at what point I gave up pretending I can do clean lineart and embraced the mess /lh
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Oh what I would give for an animatic of o mighty nein where it’s Caleb walking around the tower to all the nein’s rooms and leaving them/magically giving them presents while their asleep during like each of the verses where he describes them n stuff and then a TTHE end it’s him climbing into bed with Essek looking up at a painting of all of them or holding some sort of locket with the mighty nein symbol that Jester probably made him and crying and smiling to himself because he built and found the home he never thought he’d deserve with the family/friends he never thought he’d deserve inside it he made it he’s alive and he’s here with them now
#I just#think it’d be neat#And unfortunately I am not nearly skilled enough to make it#critical role#liam o'brien#caleb widogast#mighty nein#the mighty nein#No no I am not okay#Liam o Brien how dare you fucking do this to me/lh
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copy pasted from twitter but thinking about a headcanon i saw that when elemental masters die they get reincarnated as a dragon and the wind dragon that kai saved in hunted was morro. ive been unstable ever since reading it
#where the fuck did i read that headcanon.#was it tumblr.#i bet it was one of you tumblr fuckers wasnt it#/lh#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago kai#kai ninjago#kai smith#morro#ninjago morro#morro ninjago#kai x morro#destinyshipping#rambles#lynx posting
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woozi loves his team, he loves his crew.
#seventeen#svt#ot13#*mine#my gif#svt gifs#heymax#maddieblr#userfairy#userzaynab#userhev#jennalook#usermery#forsvt#one of these things is not like the others but fuck if u thought i was leaving coupsie out of this. get off my blog#/lh /hj <3#(yes i searched up the rose quartz and serenity hex codes for this and on that basis alone you should reblog. my laptop nearly died#like five times in this process and it's way past my mf bedtime)
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