#Fuck you/lh

[luxury-nightmare]

mom says it’s my turn on the writing

Based on a conversation I had with @silver-tooth-the-panther about my Alex design needing to preen their wings.

Alex felt, greasy, like they hadn’t showered in days. Technically they hadn’t, but this wasn’t their hair. They didn’t really know how their hair worked with the eyes and all that.

No, this was their wings,

They felt greasy and wrong, their new feathers rubbing against each other in an uncomfortable way. They had vaguely heard of birds needing to preen their wings, but they had literally no idea how to. Human-sized wings are not naturally occurring on any animals besides the veldigun (and the velidgun were hardly natural from what Clyde and Winfrey had told them) and Alex had no idea how birds preen their wings anyway.

Alex flopped over in vague defeat. This was going to be a long day.

—————————————

Alex understood why Clyde had been so reckless with its first break in.

They had crashed into the desk, falling though the window with the grace of a giraffe with broken legs. They closed the window behind them, and made their way through the library.

Honestly, they had never been more grateful that veldigun had night vision.

They couldn’t really go for the computers, they were to loud and the night guard would absolutely catch them if they tried to look anything up, so they just grabbed a couple books on pet care for birds and made their way back through the window.

They’d return the books later.

(They didn’t)

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Simon was, a bit concerned about Alex.

They had been watching the flock for nearly an hour now, completely still as the flock preened its goopy feathers. “Clyde” they whispered hoarsely “what are they doing?”

Clyde turned to the scarecrow, then to their partner, then back to Simon. “Oh their trying to learn to preen their feathers”

Simon turned to it in confusion “what?”

Clyde shrugged “well they got wings from their transformation, and they don’t know how to preen them. The Flock was the only velidgun with wings that we know of, so they’ve just been watching it”

Simon blinked a couple time “they could’ve just asked me?” Clyde stretched before leaning back on the side of the barn. “I didn’t expect you to pay that much attention to the flocks preening. Then again, it’s is your partner-“

“No that not what I-“ they sighed, and turned to Clyde “I have wings. I could’ve taught them if they asked.”

Clyde looked at them with utter confusion “you have wings?”

Simon looked at Clyde with a deadpan expression, before unfurling their own wings, lined with black feathers mirroring their partner’s.

“Since when have you had those?” Clyde asked, pointing dumbfounded the It’s fellow veldigun.

“Clyde, you need to talk to people”

[puffycloud2]

i need him shoved up my ass NOW

(expect shitpost crappily drawn art of him)

[thewhoodiemonarch]

For horror- try The Hollow Places by T j kingfisher

This was a response to me asking for a horror book that will freak me out

i just want to say fuck you/lh

that book was fucking freaky

[tubbytarchia]

maybe. I hope you guys never stop asking for ranchers

[neogenic-artum]

why am i the patterns minority. i am truly so so so bad at drawing patterns sorry

[jirachibaby]

he's so tiny watch this

[puppyeared]

personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

[bamfwizard]

my favorite thing about Gambit's design is that depending on how gracious the artist in said piece of media is, he either has the best or the worst barber known to man

[miabrown007]

Félix: kidnapping is a love language Kagami: you have no social skills, idiot

*two weeks later*

Félix: okay, so when Marinette's at her most vulnerable, I'll gaslight her into thinking I'm her boyfriend, so she'll follow me into an abandoned building where we can put her in an altered mental state and present to her my family's life story in the imaginable most cryptic play of theater she has ever seen, which will reveal to her our horrible secret and the fact that her abusive father-in-law is also her arch-nemesis Kagami: you're so big brained, bae 🥰

[artistxgrotto]

THIS IS REVENGE @miengel.

whats that? your card declined at therapy? haha thats so funny *throws this at you*

[moxielynx]

copy pasted from twitter but thinking about a headcanon i saw that when elemental masters die they get reincarnated as a dragon and the wind dragon that kai saved in hunted was morro. ive been unstable ever since reading it

[vcrnons]

woozi loves his team, he loves his crew.

[nachocheezos21]

fuck whoever said that if ever sebastian does manages to escape the blacksite and tries to search for his mother, only for her to not recognise him – i hope your bed is warm at night and you are one bill short from your total price

[justtrashperson]

The demons won and told me to draw onceler wiggly

[aroeddiediaz]

There’s been a lot of posts lately about Buck Failing At Being A Dom, and they’re all really funny but it also hurts my heart as a sincere dom!Buck lover so I want to make a counterpoint.

Domming is something that Buck needs to take a while in a relationship to get completely comfortable with, for sure. Especially the parts that tend to feel more “selfish” to him. He needs to be sure that Eddie is fully completely happy with what Buck is doing to him.

But one thing Buck never shies away from is heaping loads and loads of pleasure on his partners. And so he and Eddie almost stumble into overstimulation. Because Buck tries to hide it but he is a greedy bastard at heart. So he makes Eddie come. And it feels amazing. So he keeps going.

And Eddie’s squirming, it’s too much, but the full force of Buck’s relentless enthusiasm is on him and so somehow, he gets achingly hard again. And he finds himself coming again, more intense and almost painfully good.

And Buck keeps going. Affectionate for sure, and once he remembers to check in he does ask if it’s too much, but by this point Eddie’s a squirming mess and all he knows is that Buck stops now he might just die, so he nods desperately. And Buck lovingly, relentlessly, makes him come one more time.

[secondtolastfr]

Every time one of you fuckers bitches that x breed could have been a modern im slapping you with this and taking 50g from ur vault