#FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUUU. /lh

[raddest-laddest]

yk this must be how lurien feels with everyone making fun of him for being short when he’s not fucking short

[aychama]

Hey, fallowing that line of "when the lamb becomes a king" is it looking more like a betrayals thing, (where lamby sticks to their "revenge kill all bishops" guns or does it look more like a "lamb to nari: i like you, hava a biscuit (keep your life)/ lamb to other bishops: *god of war theme starts playing*

And if its the later, does it still result in lamb taking the crown, or does nari give up the crown.

(Ps. I love your work, its amazing ad plot be plotting, but i love these two gay fucking idiots that have the communication skills of cavemen, so always a little scared they wont get a happy ending when i get into a new au. Not trying to tell you what to do or anything just curious)

I give you guys half a sentence of spoiler and look what happenes shıdkdld /lh

Thank youuu <3 You guys are welcome to guess but I wont say how or when Lambert becomes king ❤️

[yumiis]

i jus NEED fluff of yumi and reader getting baked

i hope ur having a yummy day

this is EXACTLY what i need rn. i'm having a very yummy day thank u anon /lh

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 THE MUNCHIES ; BLAKE

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genre; fluff/humor

type; blurb

a/n; this includes blake and the reader getting high! if you're not comfortable with that, maybe skip this one!

Blake was obviously one to get high sometimes, and when he did, boy did he get hungry. This was your first time actually smoking with your boyfriend, so you kind of didn't know what to expect. You've definitely seen Blake high, you've just never been high with him.

"Honey? Baaaby?" He slurred over his shoulder, glancing at you with red and glazed eyes. Your reaction time was slow, but you still acknowledged him. "Huh? Yeah?" He smiled, giggling at you a bit. "You uh, you wanna go get some food? I'm fucking HUNGRY." He slurred out the word 'hungry', sounding like a man starved.

You could've sworn you sobered up for 5 minutes, "You— Wait, you can't drive right now; you're fucked!" You spoke, worry in your voice. He swatted his hand, "Oh please! We can make Tanner bring us. Or," He paused, slowly getting up from his PC. He walked over to you, a little wobbly, then finally sitting down next to you. "We could doordash."

You smiled, letting yourself calm down. "Yeah! We can uh, we can doordash. I don't wanna go out like this baby.." You spoke in a hushed tone. He nodded, "Mkay," He spoke, leaning close to your face, "I love youuu.." You smiled, "I love you too, Blakeeee.." He leaned in closer, giving you a kiss and then lying on top of you. It seemed like he wanted to stay like that, so you didn't order food.

You guys just cuddled til' the morning, and ate when you woke up. Realistically, you wouldn't have it any other way.

[enlighten3d]

laurie is waving hi across the world at you hihiii hru!! (don’t ask why I said laurie uh I am the same person I just like to refer to myself in third person sometimes. for the sillies/lh)

HIIII Ɛ: hihihihihii!!! hi larkieeeeeee ᗡ:

(thats so fucking real. <- used to talk entirely in this person for a while (...wow hwo shocking is it that were plural-))

im good!!! uhh really understimulated but its okay someone sent me an ask about replacement au and ive been typing up a response for like 40 minutes and im at 1k words already and i htink i need to stop making long tumblr posts?? (<- will never do that). so. sorry there will be a Long Lime Post About Block Guys on your dash soon lollll. im so fucking insane explodes

its the weekend!! yayy!! ate some cake today Ɛ:

i dont know how im managing to think about both minecraft guys AND in stars and time at the same time

but yeah!!! how are YOUUU, larkie beloved???!!

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

hello hello fellow lovely and talented artist that I happened to be mutuals with, can I learn more about your ocs? /nf they look so skrunkly and precious snndndndndndnrkelsofk /pos

HI HELLO!!! first off let me say that you’re so sweet wtf?? thank youuu gah i love my sillies and im honestly honored people want to hear abt them c:

second, sorry this took so long to answer hehe i wanted to post ref sheets for my characters and i realized i. dont have them. SO i had to doodle em up hehe

OKAYYYY first on the docket is wynn!

she’s my cleric in @locke-n-k3y’s campaign and she is pathetic <3. she has never stepped on a crunchy leaf and she just wants to Go Home. i can’t say much more cause of plot spoilers (glares at my other moots in the campaign /lh) but mayhap i will flood ur dms!

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next is my character from my first ever campaign and her armpiece boyfriend! hehe

so fun fact they both hold titles: queen and bishop respectively, because the campaign took place in a demon’s chess game!! it was super fun hehe and max was originally an npc from leonora’s backstory BUT my dm brought him into the campaign proper and then i stole his character sheet so he’s MINE NOW.

leonora is actually the niece of the BBEG and her father was the patron of our party’s warlock! so some fun family dynamics there. max is rumored to be an insane necrophile because leonora is legally dead! fun!! and there’s a whole lot of backstory stuff i bombarded @thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls with hehe so they’re linked here, here, and here.

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next are some characters i love dearly but haven’t posted about much! starting with lorelei

…whose character playlist is 80% carrie underwood. if that gives you any indication of her vibes hehe. rambunctious child to a pious, uptight family, lorelei is off to discover herself and prove herself out of SPITE!! she’s a college of chance bard to be specific and she’s kind of just here for a good time not for a long time. also i accidentally made it canon that she has in fact fucked a dragon.

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and finishing off the roster of characters i’ve finished refs for: casimir (and his daughter veda!!)

so casimir is a necromancer whose wife left him after he was Consumed By The Horrors!! but his daughter stuck around and accidentally saw some stuff she wasn’t supposed to see, so his mentor had her killed as a way to teach casimir his place so to speak. he intended to give up his studies but then her ghost started appearing to him, and now it’s almost like she never left! also he is very much drowned cat in the dumpster energy as well. i love him dearly.

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i have some more characters but i didn’t get a chance to draw refs for them but i’ll sum them up briefly!!

j. “backfire” hicks is a pact of the trigger warlock who is quite literally just jimmy from the young riders but with magic guns instead of real ones lol. slightly altered backstory but not by much

and i have another warlock named derowyn, whose info is here! loosely based on the woodsman from over the garden wall, but a satyr whose brothers soul is in the lantern and if she tries to back out of the deal THEY becomes a tree hehe

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AAAH THAT WAS SO LONG SORRYYYYYY but i love getting able to talk about my sillies :D thank you for letting me infodump hehe

[rodolfoparras]

Okay few things

https://pin.it/784hyPk0X

This is my Pinterest board of Stardew stuff, it's organized by farm type and decore things, go crazy 🗣️‼️ and yes, you can adopt or give birth, either way, the kids will look like you and your spouse. One boy and one girl, they will not grow up past the toddler stage 🫡

https://x.com/puppyghcst/status/1800887328694771838?t=UvA3xZp1AS2ugvAaxPAjAQ&s=19

I love you GhostPrice, holy shit

https://x.com/charluiu_/status/1802076315513704498?t=0iRZfNmkoHJbU1_GwvE7fA&s=19

Pookie bear Sebastian from Stardew (Thats my mans 🗣️‼️ I married him in-game, love my emo stoner) enjoy 😈 anon

Also 🗞️ anon, thank youuu 🤭 I love sending links everyone will enjoy!! I don't have many friends IRL that would be super comfortable with some of the stuff I send or really understand and I know everyone here will 🙏🙏 hyped I can please more than just Alec

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Sugar bee this is so pleasantly organized I absolutely love looking at it!!! I love when someone has a niche interest well it’s not really niche but in my head farm games are oki but I love when someone goes all out and has organized collections of different types of farms and what not it makes me so happy seeing someone so engaged with their interest!! Also you can adopt or give birth!??!;!; and once again I can’t fuck the smelly fisherman I see

Also Jesus Christ going to chew off limb after limb reading those tweets 🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️ that thread is very much old man price when he has to leave for a while for whatever reason and he wants to make sure you aren’t rotting away

Why was I surprised seeing Lewd art of a farm game 😭 yall are freaks!!! Farm enthusiastic freaks!!/ lh

It’s okay sugar bee you’re more than welcome to send the links here!!!!! The other day I told my sister I was gonna marry a man and she’s like is he drawn? Is it line art again? Smh😪

[ask-the-mixmatched]

(remember when you said "I hope the influence doesn't find my ask blog" in the discord)

《 MOD 》

|| WHOOOOOO THE FUCK ARE YOUUU BECAUSE WHEN I FUCKING FIND YOU ILL—/LH ||

[jils-things]

scrolling ur.profile and giggling at ur post about nort booba LOL

i love nort but I think I lost my MIND when I saw ganji. I want to say things but I think I'd rather explode

accept the booba, asker. it is lovely and squishy and free

(I have a problem with the male skins showing boob,,it just appeals to me)

NO BECAUSE YOURE SO FUCKING CORRECT NETEASE WHAT ARE YOU GUYS COOKING OVER TEHRE WHAT AREOYUDOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIII GANJI MY BEST FFRIENDDDDD

IF NORTON HADNT BEEN THERE I THINK I WOULDVE ABSOLUTELY GONE WILD OVER THIS GANJI /P /LH BECAUSE BROO NOT THE FISHNET SHIRT WHAT ARE THEY DOINGGG /SILLY DOWN HORRENDOUS BAIT I TELL YOUUU!!!! THEYRE ABSOLUTELY TEASING WITH THOSE MEDALS HANGING ON HIS WAISTBAND WHAT ARE U DOINNNN

NO SHAME IN LIKING MANBOOBS HERE MY FRIEND me and da boys love the manboobs BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i used to be so shy abt this but everyone was really chill with it SO IM EXTEDNING MY HAND TO YOUUUUUUU THERES NO SHAMEEE. i literally went ueueueu black tulip norton why must u uhhhhh uhhh (points at the obvious) YEAH.

[hvcrver]

sorry yandere chrollo lucilfer tag oomfie is feeding me my personal addiction on a platter (back and forth positive yappery ((i am the one mainly yapping /lh))). i will spare you all w/ a below cut this time

okay but your first point is so true and is not only hilarious because chrollo HIMSELF would do background checks on THEIR love interests before they realize they're starting to pin and then he's over here fucking . his s/o buys him a chocolate fucking croissant to share and a caramel ribbon crunch frappacino with extra whipped cream and caramel (he asked what YOUUU reccomened) and is sitting there holding the most benign conversation about any topic you so please.

is it just the ache he feels the caramel rotting away his teeth, or the sweetness of your smile sending a pang through his chest? you say something so out of pocket and utterly outlandish that he practically snorts whipped cream onto the coffee shop's table on accident, his laughter something full and rich as he throws his head back and covers his mouth with his hand and . oh. what is he DOING? a reaction that open, a laugh that genuine and unburdened by his own white lies and his face is blank and he's staring at nothing until--

you snort even louder, an ugly noise that somehow sounds like the most beautiful thing to him, cackling wildly as you clap in delight and oh, if this wasn't something he wanted to repeat over and over and over again.

anyways ummm ermmmm ahhhh ik your tags implied kidnapping but i am going w/ "normal" chrollo (let him be happy for once CHEESE /lh)

oh my fucking god lettersss. this man can't email you like a normal person, he sends you oodles upon oodles of letters. he finds them romantic and much more tangible and real than some text, he finds it so much more satisfying to see where you crumpled the page, the scribbles as you cross out something embarassing (he finds a way to read what was under it every time. without fail), the inky finger print JUUUST on the corner of the page.

if he finds out you kept the letters he's whipped. he's done for. of course he's kept all YOURS (he has them memorized to a T. it is frightening you could remember off-handedly naming a food you wanted to try and the next time he comes back he's taking you to a fancy italian returaunt and getting the exact dish you wanted. YOU didn't even remember it, he ordered for you and then mentioned how you were interest in so-and-so dish in a letter from 7 months ago. he thinks he is so smooth) but for you to keep HIS? twenty extra points if you're all awkward and flushed once he finds them, he finds your reactions delicious.

speaking of reactions, he's SOOOO pda in my mind. both as a kind of "i called dibs first, fuck off." to other people, but GOD does he love to see the way you react. things that wouldn't make him bat an eye make you slap his arm and hiss about how shameless he's being, your face a delightful shade of red.

in my head he switches between "pay attention to this man or he will FIND a way to get your attention" or "will sit in the same room with you and be perfectly content." depends on the day and his bood tee bee aich.

cutting myself off because i will keep GOING AND GOING AND GOING but he will do ALL OF THE ABOVE and he'll turn to the troupe and be like "yeah lmao they're a fun distraction after a heist goes well, nice way to decompress yk?" and they're just HUH?????? HELLO????????

(uvogin snorts. out loud. the sound fucking echoes. he is shot several dirty looks and nearly sets off shalnark into hysterical laughter.)

yandere chrollo is so fucking funny to me bc 87% of the time its "he would never" mixed with "i am aware of this but god would it be interesting to see how awful it/he would be. as a little treat. a little exploration"

LIKE IN MY HEAD DATING HIM WOULD BE SOOOO funny he's done 60549489454 background checks he walks over to the passenger side and opens the car door for you he sees a flowering tree and it reminds you of him during a heist and you have to hear him be GROSS and LOVEY-DOVEY as he describes it to you WEEKS LATER just because of how it made him think of you

and that's after he's doing something w/ paku and he's fucking yap yap yapping abt you and paku is finally like. "boss. do. do you think you like them?" AND ALL THE NEURONS FIRE AND THE LIGHTBULBS FLICKER ON AND THE GEARS START TURNING AND HE'S JUST . oh

[leo-kinnie]

Fuck you {/jk} with your comics with song lyrics because you just made me do one with my own au >:(

No but like- the idea is SO AMAZING to make comics and art and such with lyrics because sometimes songs are just. Better than your own words that you could do? Idk. I know it's true with me-

Also some songs just work with different things and it's just aifudureuufduuuduxhdh "WOW SUCH AMAZE. SUCH PERFECTION."

OH GOD thank you??? My personality and way of storytelling just meshes really specifically to songs and I can't think of any other way of exploring ideas. So glad I could open the doors for others lmao

[nevsky]

*inhale*

b i t c h

My esteemed beloathed.

I love how we don't interact for a short period of time and either one of us just swoops in the other's inbox like that.

[appleflavoredkitkats]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SLEPT EARLY AND UR TELLING ME THERE WAS FUNDY LORE

[finleyforevermore]

I'm gonna start fucking crying oh my GOD I ADORED THIS SO MUCH!!! :D

I know you're busy KitKat, it's perfectly ok that this took a little while!! I can wait, don't worry 💚💚💚💚💚

With that being said, EEEEE LITTLE SIS I LOVE YOUUU I LOVE THESE

You can expect a lot of angry rambling about why Anaïs Michell shouldn't have cut the earlier versions of Epic III from Hadestown in the future dkshhsbs

This is gonna be kinda weird to say but I'm neurotypical? 👉🏾👈🏾 so I don't think I stim, or if I do without knowing it, it's probably in different ways? I do understand the mixup though, I know a LOT of neurodivergent people, so it's not very hard to get lumped together with em /lh /nm

I'd tell you about all my favorite things with star symbolism in it (COUGH COUGH indoctrinate you into liking Chonny Jash COUGH COUGH)

I can see us wishing on the star and then desperately trying not to tell each other our wishes even though we REALLY wanna tell our wishes to each other (bc it's been said if you make a wish then tell it to someone else it won't come true)

You'd make the best cookies ever I just know you would <333

"there's like..there's like a completely different scoring system that this Thing is being measured on. And on that scoring system this Thing is a masterpiece." "What's the other scoring system?" "..you know, I don't know-"

I love all your plushies very dearly<33 I'd introduce you to mine too!!

Trust and believe I will be losing my mind the entire time while we watch the Spiderverse duology bfkshshsh

Every so often I'll just dramatically whisper "Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd" to you or "There's a waarrr going on out there somewhere and Andrey isn't here" and then watch as you get confused "what war?? Who's Andrey?? Where is he??"

We're going to memorize Wicked whether you like it or not-- /j

Or if there's any musicals we both enjoy (like Hamilton as it seems!), we'd memorize that!

I WILL be converting you to a Hadestown fan, mark my words /silly

I'd try and get you into all my favorite stuff like pushing you down further through the Tally Hall rabbit hole

I will not stop trying until you listen to at least two songs from their first album (which is probably the more popular of the two)

I'd casually drop lines from CCCC (Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium, cover album inspired by Tally Hall) and then whenever you get confused I'd go "and this is why you need to listen to the album so you'll understand what I'm talking about--"

Whether you listen or not, I WILL be rambling about all my ideas for if it was a musical (or if Hawaii Part II was a musical >:))

That's all the addendums I could think of! XD thank you for indulging me, little sis, I adore these <333

Can we do the "if we were irl friends" thingy too please? 🥺👉🏾👈🏾 /nf /lh

VIOLENTLY (read: gently) GRABBING YOU BY YOUR SHOULDERS. FIN FIN. OMIGOSH. I WAS WAITING FOR THIS. not like,, waiting for you to say it,,, but waiting for the opportunity and motivation to do this!! i think this whole thingy is super cute and silly in the best way possible and it's super fun too (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) !! SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU OFCOURSE WE CAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

songgg.... meteor shower by cavetown!!!

we'd take turns rambling about our interests!! do i know anything about hadestown or musicals?? not reeaally... would i listen with 100% focus and be as excited as you because i love being around you and engaging in your interests and enjoy your presence overall???? ABSOLUTELY!!!!! (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦)

sub-hc to the one above,, i have a STRONG feeling we'd stim together. if you were comfortable and wanted to do it,,, we'd be shaking eachother and flapping our hands talking about our interests!!

i live in a desert country so there aren't any star-seeing places ((is that what they're called??)) that i know of, but if we lived in a place that had good stargazing spots ((I FOUND THE WORD!!!)) and you were on board,, you'd find me excitedly yapping off about what i researched about it while we're on our way there!!

i'd pack desserts and pastries that we baked together (because of course we would) in a silly little picnic basket decorated with stickers and we'd lay down a blanket of your choice on the grass,, enjoying our treats and talking about anything!! if we're lucky, we might catch a shooting star :3

speaking of which?? us baking together would be CHAOTIC

two teens left unsupervised in a kitchen, what will they do?

try their hand at baking from scratch the best they can, of course!!!

there's constant laughter coming from the kitchen, and by the end of it,, we'd be covered in batter, sugar, and flour. ... we'll clean that up later—

the end product would look scuffed and absolutely nothing like the inspo pic we found on either pinterest or google while nomming on icecream, but we'd still find it silly after laughing at it and take it with us anyway!! (つω`｡)

what we wanted...

WHAT WE MADE LMFAOAOAISUDHDHDH

[quietly, in awe, staring at the finished product. "what on the floating, spinning rock we call earth have we created." "a masterpiece."]

it's okay, we made an extra batch of cupcakes and cookies anyway. (*´▽`*)

i'm 100% introducing you to all my plushies. yes, all 8 of them. and my three cats. there is no escaping. /j /lh

i'd grab my childhood sofia the first blanket (that i still use) and an extra soft blanket for you if you didn't bring one after we get home from stargazing and we can watch both [into the spiderverse] and [across the spiderverse] back-to-back while snacking on whatever caught our eye in the store on our way home!!

you'd come over with both your hands free and leave with bags of the snacks and treats you liked and a random plushie that reminded me of you :3

we'd watch musicals together and you'd probably introduce me to your favorites; then i'd end up randomly spouting lines that got stuck in my head over and over again. like you'd be minding your business and i'd stare at you and very, very quietly go, "i came as soon as i heard, whaaaat, angelicaaaa all the way from london?? daaamn—"

eventually, we'd get to a point where if we rewatched a musical together enough, we'd act out the lines dramatically as they play in the background, scream-whisper-singing along as if we were the ones on stage.

sorry for taking so long to finish this finnfinn,, i got caught up in life stuff!! highschool exams are breathing down my back.... no......... MATHEMATICS PLEASE YOU'RE MY LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! /silly BUT I WILL PREVAIL RAHHHHHHH!!! (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) (≧▽≦) i will be officially free for summer friday next week!!

[silent-mysteriousguy]

As you once put it..."CYRUS DAMNED ALBRIGHT!"

As i got asked to do this twice, I shall reply on one, but believe me @postalninja this is also for youuu

First impression: "Aha! He is either a complete pretencious guy or an idiot, either way I am adopting him."

Now impression: "GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP MAN-"

Favorite moment: His speech to Lucia in his chap 4, absolutely amazing.

Idea for a story: Again, too damned many to all name here! I suppose a fic of him finally putting 2 and 2 together when it comes to the gate of finis would be fun.

Unpopular opinion: Here I really run on a blank ummm... he may say "damn" when frustrated? Is this unpopular enough people!? /lh

Favorite relationship: Again, I think most people guessed this one. him and Olberic. ESSAYS CAN STILL BE WRITTEN.

Favorite headcanon: Too many to name too many to name.... I suppose I settle on the very funnily named "Mug" one. Where on day Therese gave him one of those "Best Teacher on the Continent" mugs and he refuses to part with it under all costs.

[tyunni]

#___TAG GAME !! (get to know me)

tagged by: @koishua @jaysstarz THANK YOUUU tagging: @gyuury (hi tifff) @i-2002 @sunghun @izhone @wonfiles (no pressure! if u already did this, forgive me i don't knoW WHO TO TAG ANYMORE)

nickname: i don't.... think i have a nickname on tumblr?? my friends outside of tumblr call me ducky tho so that's a nickname and i also have a lot of nicknames from my irls

star sign: sagittaariiuuussss

height: 5'0 😂😂😂 fuvk u

hogwarts house: i don't like harry potter but i was curious and i took a test a few months ago,,, i think it was Hufflepuff if i remember correctly?

last thing i googled: how to get rid of a pink eye

dream job: UNEMPLOYED!!! /lh but i remember i wanted to be an animator or do character designs when i was young so ig that

how much i sleep: weekdays 4 hours max, weekends 8 maybe???

lucky number: either 4 or 7 idk they just give me comforting vibes don't question it

favourite song: forget me not - enhypen (will forever remain on my list) superhuman - nct127 (stfu ur opinion is irrelevant if you don't like this song) boyfriend - dove cameron (if you follow me on twitter... u might understand)

favourite instrument: idk maybe drums they're really fucking cool

currently wearing: pj pants and this like really really big graphic t-shirt i bought at a thrift store

aesthetic: on tumblr it's y2k cybercore kind of thing idk what it's called... whatever aespa got going on- irl?? idk i wear big shirts and sweatpants everyday cuz i dont leave my house

favourite animal noise: why would i have a favorite animal noise...

favourite author: mira (@/jaysstarz) /lh idk I don't read a lot of books but jules verne is pretty cool

something random: its 2AM and my arm is numb

[aria-greenhoodie]

My opinions on every Dream smp character (/rp /c! /lh) 

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE CREATORS THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS AND THIS IS ALL SAID LIGHTHEARTEDLY!!!

Dream - die.

George - Does he even exist??? I think he just stays asleep in a shroom forest until Dream XD drags him out for “fun time.”

Sapnap - Pet Killer. >:( But is engaged to Karl and Quackity who are both cool so I guess it’s fine.

Callahan - All knowing and terrifying, but fantastic and great.

Sam - What the fuck??? Is??? Going on with this man??? He’s fucked up. I don’t think hes a bad person but he needs someone to tell him to fucking stop, because he has done bad shit, even if I dont think he’s bad, like, what in the fuck. I kinda wanna bite him.

Warden - IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME FUCK SHIT PISS BALLS IM SOR

Sam Nook - The best Sam. I’d kill and die for him. irl. /gen. This is not a joke. I love this robot. SO MUCH. Love so muchh. <333

Alyssa - Exists? I think???

Ponk - I don’t know a lot about her but I want to know more and I know they are WONDERFUL AND DIDN’T DESERVE WHAT SAM DID TO HIM, SAM WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN FUCKING LINE, PONK WAS SO NICE TO YOU EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, WHAT THE FUUUUCK

BBH - Bit fucked up. Not that pleasant.

Tommy - Big Man. Always correct. Don’t argue with me about this, I'll bite you. And he probably will too. He reminds me of me when I was in middle school and because of that I will side with him always.

Tubbo - Awe, what a little lad! Oh, he’s a bit fucked up. O-oh… he’s a LOT fucked up… Still a little lad though! Also pretty gender. Also according to literally every single “WHICH DSMP CHARACTER ARE YOU?” quiz I take I’m him, so that’s cool!

Fundy - I hold you very gently and tenderly but also very far away at arms length just in case.

Punz - Punz

Purpled - Funky fucking alien boy!!! Good builder, really cool, deserved better, I got really sad when Quackity blew up his UFO because it looked fucking sick and if it was mine I would have cried.

Wilbur - Seems very polite, but also maybe a little unhinged…

Ghostbur -pspsppssps sweet man so polite come back to me please pspspspspspspps come here pspspspspspspss yes I would love some blue now come closer pspsppspspspspss

Revivedbur - Sir please do not fuck this up I’m rooting for you because I know you can do great things please do not make me regret this please sir I believe in you please

Schlatt - Drunk bitch. Fuckin died. L.

Skeppy - Wait what even is your lore? You got corrupted by the Egg at some point but did you do anything after that?? Do you even still EXIST????

Eret - King, Queen, Royalty at its finest, you have tried so hard and I love you for it, also you’re violently gender and kinda pretty ngl so I may be biased but stfu you fucking kill it you funky fucking Herobrine ily <333

Jack Manifold - ON THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND! THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND NEVER STOPS!

Nikki - Babe ily you deserved better, I may be rooting for Revivedbur but if you wanna punch that mf in his undead face I fully support you ily ily ily

Quackity - YOU! YOU!!! FUCKING YOU!!! I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY ADORE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO FUNKY!!! YOU’RE ONE OF THE ONLY CAPITALISTS I WILL ACCEPT!!! FUCKMAN!!! LOVE YOUR WORK ON ALL THOSE WARCRIMES!!! <3333333

Karl Jacobs - Funky Time lad! Also really pretty. And kinda gender, but only a little bit. Those cool drawings of his old skin that the fandom came up with where he's a weird colorful rubber-hose-armed marshmallow human thing are more gender than what he is now, though.

Hbomb - Furry /pos. Seems nice enough.

Technoblade - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! TECHNO NEVER DIES! LOVE ME AN ANARCHIST OLD MAN PIG WHO WILL DESTROY ANYTHING IN HIS PATH! Also Piglin /pos.

Antfrost - Furry /neg. He’s actually fine, but I don't actually have much to say about him.

Philza Minecraft - is quite old, he is married to a woman, which I find interesting. I love him but would also like to punch him, just once. Just one little punch. Nothing super hard, just a little punch. Love ya, Dadza <3

Connor - Sonic Kinnie. I know he has lore but I cannot understand it and only know 1/10 of it so I can't actually say much about him. He seems depressed all the time though, so I feel bad for him.

Captain Puffy - The best Father I have ever seen <3 Also the only semi-fucking-responsible adult??? Like Sam used to be too but then he… yeah… I love her!

Viky - Doesn't exist in cannon I think??

Lazar - Does he exist in cannon either????

Ranboo - YOU!!! You <333 YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! I love you!! You make me a little sad sometimes but also INCREDIBLY happy!! My little hypocrite <3 my little walking contradiction <3 also REALLY gender, VIOLENTLY so. And Enderman /very pos.

Foolish - I like you! I don’t know much about you, but I’m learning more! I like your builds and attitude! Nice man :)

Hannah - I know literally NOTHING about you at all but I want to because you seem so badass and cool holy shit

Slimecicle - FUCKING WEIRD ASS SLUDGE MONSTER FROM THE BEGINING OF TIME???? YES PLEASE!!! SO GENDER!!! SO COOL!!! LOVE!!! LOVE LOV ELVOEKJDENJJW!!!!!!!!!! I love this fucking man <3333333 Filled with bones and meat and not slime at all <333333333

Michael McChill - Dream Stan /neg I don’t know much about this guy, actually, pretty neutral on him.

Michael _Beloved - Nice boy! Very polite! Probably could kill me if he wanted! Good lad!

Michelle - Oh she would whoop my ass. Great and fantastic!

Yogurt - babeyy,,,,,, boi,,,,, come hereee,,,,,, pspspsppspspsspspsp,,,,,,, i love youuu,,,,,,,

Foolish Jr. - Seems energetic and excitable! Good lad!

Finley - Fantastic, wonderful girl!

Shroud - I LOVE YOU. I WILL FIGHT ANY WAR YOU ASK ME TO. I WILL KILL MY FAMILY FOR YOU. SHROUD SUPREMACY. AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Mexican Dream - Eyyyyyy look at he! Look at the he!!! I like he :)))) he’s cool.

Dream XD - Oh so you’re THAT kind of asshole. Love it. 10/10. Also biblically accurate angel inspired designs for this mf??? So gender. Violently gender. Love that shit.

Drista - YOU!!!! ARE!!! SO!!!! COOL!!!! I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR YOU!!!! LET'S BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER!!!! CHAOS!!!!! ARSON!!!!! YES!!!!!

Mamacita - p, prett y wom an,,, 

Mumza Kristin - If anyone doesn't like Mumza I’ll cut their body into fourths and burry the pieces under a Denny’s <3 She’s so poggers.

Friend - Friend! :DDD