#Fuck around and find out

[socialbutterfly19]

Sassy pants today

[darthstitch]

If it looks like a Nazi,

Talks like a Nazi,

Walks like a Nazi,

Salutes like a Nazi,

They're a Nazi

And therefore,

You punch the Nazi.

[victusinveritas]

[heartshapedemerald]

Slay the Princess: a summary

[typhlonectes]

[tribulation-of-somnolence]

[dchan87]

We warned y'all, trump voters. You didn't listen.

Own it. Because we're going to remind you.

Give me one good reason I should feel bad for Trump voters facing the realities of a trump presidency because ????

[hisbucky]

Athena, on the phone: Good morning, Buck! You don't usually call me this early in the morning, is something the matter? Buck: Morning, momma. I just wanted to ask something real quick. On the off chance that I get kidnapped and am being held for ransom, what should I do? Athena: ...Pass the phone, sweetie. Buck, rustling sounds: ... Kidnapper: My demands are simple — Athena: No, you listen here. If you touched even one hair on my boy's face, you're going to wish I had the authority to kill you by the time I'm done. I will find you, break you, and make sure your face will match the sheer idiocy that is your brain for even thinking that this was a good idea. Kidnapper: ... Buck, in the background: I told you that this was a bad idea.

[kurbiismind]

Oh hey, You know what they say :›

[christiansinglebabes]

DU DUN

[planox1]

Too funny not to post

Accurate

[chronicbabyfever]

screw pregnancy tests! fuck raw and find out when your belly starts to swell too far for you to ignore!!

[gaywineauntsstuff]

More headcanons bc I’m alone on new years

(Yes precrisis Dick became nightwing at 19 but too much shit happens and I mix timelines DONT YELL AT ME)

But I love the idea that Dick was just pint sized for all of his Robin run. Like he’s an acrobat we can fully utilize the fact he was mid waist sized for nearly every adult he interacted with until he was like 16-17.

Late bloomer Dick Grayson who can pass for 12 at 15

And then him and Bruce fight and Dick becomes nightwing and all that jazz

And finally FINALLY his growth spurt hits and he drops the baby fat and all that in like 4 months.

And then he becomes nightwing

And he went from like 4’0-4’10 during his whole Robin run and now he’s cresting at 6’0

And living with Wally means that the boy EATS SO MUCH VERY FAST bc u snooze you lose

So he packs on the pounds and skips that awkward gangly stage and all the adorable lil baby fat on his face is sacrificed to the puberty gods in exchange for a sharp jawline and sharper cheekbones

And the titans and the league don’t rlly get along in the early years so we can assume the only person from the league dick has seen or spoken to is Clark

And then they meet again

And the justice leagues BABY is now a like a full grown man

Like he’s GROWN

And Bruce is going through a crisis bc yeah he’s not dicks dad according to dick but he watched him grow up, he raised him?

He was there for every play, show, report card, every doctors appointment and his boy was so small

And now Dick his tiny little Robin is well he’s damn near Bruce’s height?

He somehow turned around and missed his boy becoming a man

He might not be Dicks dad but Dick is definitely his kid

And his kid isn’t a kid anymore?

And then there’s the voice??

Because sure nightwing jokes around all the time but in comparison to the lil bobbin Robin with his “HOLY ——- BATMAN” and his bad puns and his habit of bat-ifying literally everything in existence

But when he’s in charge?

Of a team?

When he’s given responsibility

Yeah no he’s calm, commanding and authoritative. He’s who everyone in the titans looks to for orders even if it means turning their back on the bat.

And yeah?

He’s proud, so so proud of the amazing man Dick grew into both because and despite of him.

But hes also in misery because he feels like he missed that. He wasn’t standing by Dick through that. How could he be when Dick is too hurt to call and Bruce is too scared to ruin things by calling?

Dick Grayson was always his greatest pride and joy, his biggest achievement and now… his boy doesn’t need him anymore

Then Jason comes back

And he’s bigger and meaner and angrier than all hell and Bruce wonders if he’s cursed to never watch his boys grow up.

(Thank god Tim refuses to get taller)

-I am working on a fic for this but I am a bad writer so if anyone has recs plz donations

[fuck-u-maga]

You pro 2A people have the chance to do the funniest thing ever. If you start taking out corporate billionaires you will win the heart of 95% liberals. Now go and make your country proud.

[datgreenmonstah]

Seems like these designs I made previously are relevant again, please feel free to use them.

The last one was just an inspiration from seeing an eagle being harassed by a raven, but some people have said it’s appropriate, so here you go.

Stay safe out there 💕

[victusinveritas]

His house, our molotovs.

There is, however, a good chance he doesn't live at that address, just owns the building and some poor schmucks rent there. So... don't go torching it in righteous rage just yet.