#Fuck King Charles

[therantinghetaliachick]

The irony of King Charles getting cancer and Kate getting 'treatment' almost a year after the UK government shut down every single medical facility including appointments for cancer patients for almost a week after the Queen died.

[ephemeral-phosphorescence]

Cute and easy diy

[danepopfrippery]

Charles the Last has cancer and i feel fiiiine

[2oppositesidesof1coin]

"BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVE THE HISTORY OF THE ENGLISH MONARCHY!"

I do.

And there are several, several cases of poisonings, beheadings, and the people either almost, or actually killing the monarch when they do something privileged and stupid.

[hippeasantwitch]

Camilla Parker-Bowles is just Walmart Diana Spencer

[anarchistdragonnerd]

Why does my tutor think 4-5 BILLION people will be watching Charlie’s coronation??

The students in my tutor are satisfactorily annoyed at him from 2 years of his opinions, (he has actually come around from liking Jordan Peterson to recognising his flaws) but the pro-monarchy sentiment is detestable

[danepopfrippery]

Charles the last!

there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

[danepopfrippery]

Id quibble about slightly but otherwise slate is slaying it

[feralvegaspete]

AGAIN?!?!?!?!

[gardenveela]

it’s heartbreaking but dead boy detectives is still my favourite show of all time, and i just want to say that i’m so grateful for the community that bond many and many amazing, creative and loving people together 🤎

this show single-handedly ended my year long artblock and became a source of inspiration during these few months, and of course I would not like to let it go so easily I will continue to create 🔎✨

[just-a-small-menace]

Charles Rowland comparing him and his "platonic best friend" to Orpheus and Eurydice 0.002 seconds before saying he's not in love with him is truly just the most out of pocket moment

Like sir what kind of denial are you on and can i have some

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

Dead Boy Detectives has everything:

Co Dependent queer platonic tough to define Best Freinds who would and have gone to hell for each other. they have an office with a cupboard full of board games, and a long history of Noodle Incident cases of '04, and also a bunch of maneuvers with code names. They are also ghosts who solve mysteries for other ghosts.

One is a sassy well read diva in a stupid little bowtie. he keeps meticulous notes, and went to hell on a technicality. he has no rizz and has a sexual awakening at the hands (paws?) of a supernatural Cat King

the other is a cheerful happy bruiser, the brawn with a pocket demension only he can navigate in his backpack, a magic cricket bat, and wells of anger deep down

they team up with a cool psychic (whos also a pretty tree) dealing with her asshole abusive boyfriend who was literally a demon while also trying to restore her memories (she also has a hilarious hate off off with the nerdy one)

then they add a sweet shut in who isn't very brave but is very inquisitive and has excellent reading comprehension and is actually the most brave

and their landlady is a hot goth Sapphic butcher who is done with their shit (but not really)

and the main antagonist is a cunt serving witch with an iron cane chewing up the scenery, just camp queen obsessed with Beauty and Revenge as she should be

she turns her crow familiar into an astrology loving twink to honeypot the nerdy one but the crow catches feelings whoops

the cat king who deserves his own mention again. he's here to seduce a stuffy British detective/tease, cause problems on purpose, reluctantly help solve those problems and mostly slut it up.

a bureaucrat learns to VERY reluctantly embrace the beautiful power of friendship after being swallowed by a fish

its set in a gorgeous seaside town with a light house! and a malt shop!

because this is all A Scooby Doo homage!

It's an episodic Case Of The Episode format! with strong serialized elements!

and as if that wasn't enough there's even Death of The Endless.

what more could any person possibly want in a show.

oh and there's a lot of really interesting themes around internalized homophpbia, abusive relationships and trauma and toxic anger and learning to love and trust and help other people again in spite of and because of the bad parts.

[morganmerylhodgepodge]

I want to hate this painting like everyone else (mostly because FUCK King Charles 🖕) But I don't. I actually think it looks pretty great. The problem is who is in it.

Maybe that means I have bad taste. Idk. But I actually would like this painting if it wasn't for the subject.

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[dreamypurplesky]

trisha paytas should be given an award cuz if she keeps having babies at this rate we could abolish the monarchy in a few years

[ayo-edebiri]

He should meet Christopher Eccleston 😭

[ickypuppi3]