#French anon

[oifaaa]

Who’s your favorite anon

Not to sound financially motivated or like you can buy my love but also you can definitely buy my love so its that one anon who keeps sending me money single handedly financing this whole operation

[completeoveranalysis]

Hello, french anon here. For so many years, I have told you that I needed your wisdom and guidance to finally understand trc's ending. At last, we are finally starting to get to the confusion of all confusions. But I am slowly realising that my confusion was partly due to the fact that I know NOTHING about ccs (or any other Clamp's works) and had never seen these characters before. Having trc being my first Clamp's work was in insight, not really the best I suppose ¯\_(. . )_/¯

Also, over the years I have developed a deep hatred of all time shenanigans, because it LITERRALY cause me terrible headaches to try to understand it (is it the autism? the adhd? Am I just stupid? Mystery), so i've avoided going other this arc again. Hope with your explanations i will finally have closure.

Good luck!

~ French Anon

Thank you French Anon! I SINCERELY hope I can make any sense of it whatsoever once we get there. The Confusion is definitely not any reflection on you though - if a manga is infamous for being deliberately difficult to understand, you can never be faulted for not being able to do it on the first try. Or the second. Or ever.

And it IS a limitation of Tsubasa that it's written this way. You can't go to anyone and say, "Hey, maybe you should read Tsubasa! You might like it!" when you have to follow it up with the disclaimer of, "Oh, but wait, have you read Cardcaptor Sakura? You should probably read all of that first - and specifically the manga, and not the anime. Also you have to read xxxHolic at the same time otherwise the plotline of Tsubasa won't make sense. Oh and it would be even clearer if you had also read some other of CLAMP's works, specifically their longest ones, which are much harder to find these days. Read as much of those as possible before even starting Tsubasa."

Like I LOVE Tsubasa dearly and I genuinely think it's the greatest manga I've ever read, but I also think you should NOT have a list of required reading you have to get through in order to understand a book you're reading for fun in your free time.

So no wonder it was confusing! Definitely not a failing on your part at ALL.

[the-arceo-analysis]

calisse je déteste ormr!! allez tue-le svp!!!!!!!

WHO KEEPS SENDING ME FRRENCY !!!!!!!!!! ALEXANDER ORANGES IS IT YOU.

(Something) I (hate?) Ormr (We? Our? To? ????) (no fucking idea)

Me too,,.,, me too French Anon

[witch-hazels-musings]

Hii, how’ve you been doing!

I don’t know if you remember me since the last time I’ve interacted with you was when I started high school ! I even announced to you that I were going to an excellence boarding school :).

Well now I’ve officially graduated highschool late July with a mention and now work to go to med studies next year :).

I just wanna say thank you to have written fanfics that made me want to learn English, I owe you the fact that I’m fluent now!

I hope you’ve been doing well and I hope for you a great success in your personal life and thank you again to have, in a way, accompany me through late middle school ❤️.

Grateful forever.

-🇫🇷 anon (or just nua now >x))

Hello friend 👋👋

Congratulations on graduating!! You worked very hard 💪

Happy to have provided some little respites for you here and there -- sometimes you just need a good break, and what better type than being wrapped in the arms of your favs lol

Sending my best to you in this next chapter!! You got this

[irl-morros-account]

ITS ME

ITS ME IM

ITS ME NYX 😈

-English/French/arabic anon 😈

NO.

NO. IT CANT BE.

NNOO

NNNOOOOO

YOURE LYING. YOURE A FUCKING LIAR THERES NO WAY. OHHH MY GOD IM GOING TO MURDER YOU IF IT IS. IM GOING TO KILL YOU NO MATTER IF YOURE LYING OR NOT

[anauro]

Ohhhhh Regulus still thinks that James was the one who introduced Sirius to drugs no? (I haven't forgotten about the big villain and the snitch!!) And he doesn't know about the alcoholism!

Also, is it bad that I have beef with Barty now? 😭 I didn't mind him sleeping with Rel the first time but after re-reading dass I suddenly wanted to fight? (But I still don't like Evans, make no mistake, I have beef with him too, but like... a calf or something!) - 🇫🇷

Coucou!

Yes, he does! But don’t worry, James is going to rectify that shortly lmao. Also, thank you for reminding me about the big villain™️ because I completely forgot about it 🤣. And shout out to @motswolo who, whilst we were waiting for a bus in London, solved my major plot issue regarding the villain as if I wasn’t struggling with it for over a year.

You can have beef with Barty, it was a pretty shit move. Like, even if he didn’t think Rel would ever give Evan a chance, she still should have been off bounds as someone one of his mates really likes. I guess the only consolation for Evan is that he performed so well Rel came back for seconds and thirds, despite being initially aversed to him 😏

Also how can you hate Evan, he’s my little baby 😭😭

[simply-windy]

hhow many ask blogs is too many ask blogs

how are you gonna juggle all of them simultaneously

why did you make so many in the first place-

- french anon

Uhhh- Bc I'm impulsive and hyperfixate easily. I really NEED to stop making blogs but like- I said that after making my Stargazer blog Then I said that after making my Rocket blog Now I'm here, with a Darkheart blog. So uh- We'll see what happens!

[twopoppies]

Hi Gina, I know this is out of the topic, I have started learning French, I want to study by myself, I need guidance on what to do and what to get help from. I was hoping that French locals or people who have already learned French could guide me.

Hi, darling. All the native French speakers I once knew, personally, have left the fandom, but there must still be a bunch around.

Anyone out there speak fluent French who can help this anon?

[themirokai]

French anon and I saw a(n animated show) mug that said live laugh law. You’re the only lawyer I know and I feel like you should have one

FRENCH ANON! Hello!

I would absolutely accept a live laugh law mug if one were given to me.

A couple years ago my company’s holiday swag included a really nice travel mug with the company logo on it, so that’s what I use most days.

My most interesting mugs were given to me when I was working at the water and sewer utility and serving as the utility’s representative on a local government commission. There’s a very powerful industry group in the area and every year they gift coffee mugs with paintings related to their industry to every government official in the region. I have three very beautiful mugs from them that were mailed to me in boxes addressed to “Commissioner [Miro’s Last Name]” which no one ever called me outside of votes on the commission. I am still tickled by it and still enjoy trotting out the story when I serve guests coffee.

Thanks for writing, French Anon! I hope you had a lovely weekend!

[jkkyks]

DIEUUU, found my french bestie 🫣!!!!

Ouaaaaaiiiiissss bien sur .

Ça va, mon amour ?💋

[cometapollo]

…tu n'es pas moi. tu n'es pas français. pourquoi fais-tu semblant d'être moi ?

pour le drôle

je veux aussi vraiment du pain

[her-satanic-wiles]

so it's getting hot again and i'm thinking about being a farmhand for the ministry under primo's supervision, and getting to work on the crops with copia under the unforgiving sun, and surely not sneaking away in the barn under the pretense of getting water for everyone and having the silliest sweatiest sex ever... i need to drink some water i think

-french anon

Sex with Primo? With Copia? With both?

I'd quite happily get spitroasted by Copia and Primo in the greenhouses, all of us getting sweatier and sweatier as the day goes on and we just keep fucking. Two ghocks for the price of one to cool me down on a summer's day. Woo-whee.

It's what we all deserve.

[owl-house-incorrectly]

Hon hon hon itte ez aie ze french anonyme

Have theze croissant 🥐

*leaves in a french manner while repeating hon hon hon*

-French anon

Mon dieu. Why does this give me major Markiplier Makes vibes?

[completeoveranalysis]

The funniest thing for me regarding egg-chan, is that I have absolutely no memories of what happens with it. Did I read the series multiple times? Yes. Do I have all the volumes in my library, that I could check rn? Also yes. But I just know that because it is Clamp, it will probably be a crazy ride, and I want to share it with you with our best shocked kid's impersonation.

~ French anon (not as young and drunk as I was when I first sent you an ask, all those years ago lmao)

Aw thank you French Anon! I ADORE the fact that Egg-chan just made so little impression on your overall memory that it's basically a brand new surprise.

I'm sure we'll suffer together brilliantly!

[masonalexanderparkconfession]

Hi! I just wanted to thank you first of all, I recently joined a LGBT+ support group, and I’m doing better :)

You mentioned in one of the, ‘dating Mason headcanons.’ That they would be bitchy as fuck in arguments? Can you…elaborate on that? I don’t know if that makes sense. It’s just for the sake of my daydream plots haha :) thank you again

-French anon ❤️

I am very happy you are doing better, French Anon! :D

About the headcanon, yes, of course. I can elaborate. ^-^ As much as I see them as a loving and caring partner, I also think they aren't afraid of conflict and would not avoid it. They wouldn't give you the "silent treatment", nor would they get into raising their voice... Instead, I imagine their defensive reaction to be b*tchiness. Their words would definitively sting, and they would be unfairly using things against you. Not your identity, or your vulnerabilities, or anything important like that, but more... You know, the little routine things of a daily life. Such as the moments you may have felt embarassed, the mistakes you have made - that one time they took the public blame for something you have done, or that you accidentally shredded a script they should have been learning, or that you were late for a date.... Or what not.

They would never be insulting or turning against you the secrets/vulnerabilities/insecurities you would have confided to them, but the rest? Be ready to hear about that one time you lost their bracelet when they had let you borrowing it.

It would sting, but just for a while. Because once they would have calmed down, well, they would apologize. Kind of. Do not expect grand apologies, they are rather proud and proud persons... Have difficulties apologizing. But you would know the conflict time is over, through cuddles and kisses.

With time, learning to know them, you would also learn not to take those little sharp arguments to much at heart - their b*tchiness would be just that: The heath of the moment and of the emotional, words one doesn't mean, during silly conflicts ending up solved. ^-^

But yeah: They scratch and bite. ;)

[irl-morros-account]

when is Spanish anon gonna reply I’m actually scared wtf

-French anon

Be afraid of the Spanish