#Frank vs Russia

[divorce-enjoyer]

if i was mac mcdonald and trying desperately to get over the 20-something year old situationship i have with my roommate and then i find out my online boyfriend who’s been giving me prostate orgasms was my roommate the entire time, i wouldve leapt across that bar and strangled dennis with my bare fucking hands

[macden]

[charmac]

Shhhh.

[scariddler]

my audition to join sunnyblr. always sunny tumblr please interact with me i’ve been reading ur theories and shit u guys are so crazy. i belong with you. been obsessively thinking about dtamhd (in anticipation). i fucking love these guys. it’s 6:45 am

[macdennisofficial]

you're laughing. dennis has a system for seducing men that's his name backwards and instead of it ending with separation it ends with trying to fulfill the man and it involves dennis' mommy issues/kink plus it actually fucking works and he's been giving mac anal orgasms via remote controlled extra large vibrating anal beads and you're laughing.

[awhora]

Dennis: "the way to make a man fall in love with you is to make him feel like you're his mommy"

I wonder... where he got that from...

[lesbianaang]

the sick and twisted psychology behind catfish dating your long term roommate who is very obviously in love with you and being sexual with him via remote controlled anal beads only to sabotage this relationship yourself because you think he deserves better and personally overseeing his date to make sure it goes well. miss ganz i would like a word please.

[emiko-matsui]

mac, season 4: i did get a boner when my best friend straddled me when we played a sex scene on stage. im so unbelievably straight though. im soooo straight

mac, season 16: okay so me and my boyfriend have invested in anal beads. im so in love with him. im really glad that weird thing i had with my best friend is over now

[spaghetti-l0v3r]

frank vs. russia changed lives

[esoteric-choleric]

Only Dennis Reynolds can invent a long distance relatioship with someone who's living in the same room as him

[macden]

making sunny gifs will have you staring at your own laptop in disbelief. how is this a real scene

[charmac]

This is so heavily implied in the actual episode anyway, but now that it's literally textual I am once again asking: WHY WAS HE DROPPING HINTS!?

[nightcrawlerzincorporated]

I’m too lazy to make a fancy post about it but Dennis getting off on being called out for his lies in Frank’s Back in Business and Dennis dropping hints that he was Johnny waiting for Mac to call him out

[smallgreenbean]

wait, holy shit. It’s like, my 20th rewatch of Frank vs. Russia and I literally just put together the “the way to make a man fall in love with you is to make him feel like you are his mommy” thing with ALL of the parallels to Mac and his mom to Mac and Dennis. Dennis has been mean and neglectful and dismissive and abusive toward Mac in every way that Mrs. Mac has. And it did fucking work. The years that Dennis was the worst toward Mac were the years that Mac was most obsessively in love with him.

so what does that mean then? was Dennis doing it all on purpose the whole time? Or was the system built from that too? I’ll have more coherent thoughts on this later, and I'm sure somebody's said this already, but I’m losing my mind rn

[emodennis]

“don’t lay it on too thick”

“i used to fuck lebron james 😃”

[macdennisofficial]

Have you ever noticed that when the gang gets gay, they win? Gay Paddy's was successful. When Mac realized he was gay the first time he was the only member who wasn't put into Boat Jail. Being gay is how Mac won the scratcher. The SINNED system is successful. And finally, sticking extra large anal beads up Frank's butthole is how he won the chess match. The actual definition of "the gays keep winning" so suck on that, boners.