#Frank vs Russia
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divorce-enjoyer · 1 year ago
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if i was mac mcdonald and trying desperately to get over the 20-something year old situationship i have with my roommate and then i find out my online boyfriend who’s been giving me prostate orgasms was my roommate the entire time, i wouldve leapt across that bar and strangled dennis with my bare fucking hands
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macden · 4 months ago
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charmac · 2 years ago
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Shhhh.
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scariddler · 2 years ago
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my audition to join sunnyblr. always sunny tumblr please interact with me i’ve been reading ur theories and shit u guys are so crazy. i belong with you. been obsessively thinking about dtamhd (in anticipation). i fucking love these guys. it’s 6:45 am
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macdennisofficial · 2 years ago
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you're laughing. dennis has a system for seducing men that's his name backwards and instead of it ending with separation it ends with trying to fulfill the man and it involves dennis' mommy issues/kink plus it actually fucking works and he's been giving mac anal orgasms via remote controlled extra large vibrating anal beads and you're laughing.
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awhora · 2 years ago
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Dennis: "the way to make a man fall in love with you is to make him feel like you're his mommy"
I wonder... where he got that from...
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cowgirldee · 1 month ago
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I hate that when Mac was straight in the early seasons he got to romance women and get girlfriends all the time but now that he’s gay the only boy he’s ever gotten was Dennis catfishing him over text. Let the man have a real boyfriend!!!
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lesbianaang · 2 years ago
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the sick and twisted psychology behind catfish dating your long term roommate who is very obviously in love with you and being sexual with him via remote controlled anal beads only to sabotage this relationship yourself because you think he deserves better and personally overseeing his date to make sure it goes well. miss ganz i would like a word please.
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emiko-matsui · 7 months ago
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mac, season 4: i did get a boner when my best friend straddled me when we played a sex scene on stage. im so unbelievably straight though. im soooo straight
mac, season 16: okay so me and my boyfriend have invested in anal beads. im so in love with him. im really glad that weird thing i had with my best friend is over now
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spaghetti-l0v3r · 8 months ago
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frank vs. russia changed lives
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macsweddingdress · 19 days ago
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ok but did mac not notice that johnny was like located 3 meters away on grindr orrrr 🤨🤨🤨 the whole point of this app is to know how close you are from your potential hookups, did dennis just desactivate this setting? i don't even know if you can but in any case that's interesting
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macden · 1 year ago
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making sunny gifs will have you staring at your own laptop in disbelief. how is this a real scene
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Something about Dennis saying "I am Johnny" instead of "Johnny isn't real" "there is no Johnny"
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charmac · 4 months ago
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This is so heavily implied in the actual episode anyway, but now that it's literally textual I am once again asking: WHY WAS HE DROPPING HINTS!?
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theunknownpoetandrewfoster · 2 months ago
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Dennis "I Have Big Feelings" Reynolds.
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esoteric-choleric · 2 years ago
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Only Dennis Reynolds can invent a long distance relatioship with someone who's living in the same room as him
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