#Franjean

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Movie quotes that are printed on my DNA: Willow Edition

[speedwalkingtheplanes]

Willow characters as D&D classes and races not because I can't sleep, but because I don't want to write tomorrow's session

Unlike my Percy Jackson version of this post, Willow has pretty clear ties to D&D, especially the 2022 show, so I'm not really going to be changing characters' races for this list. For all intents and purposes, they could be played in the world they're in, rather than adapted into a high-fantasy setting like I did with PJO. That said, I will be taking a couple of liberties with it, and trying to make it at least a little interesting. Same rules as the last one: minimal reflavoring, and no hombrew or unearthed arcana.

Willow Ufgood: Halfling Transmutation Wizard. Yeah, I know that all of the magic-users in the Willow-verse are referred to as sorcerers, but I think there's some nuance between how they use magic, and Willow, despite his intuition, certainly does not find his magic born within him. He doesn't necessarily have a natural gift for it, but rather finds careful study and many of years practice aiding him in becoming the magician he is by the time of the series, not to mention receiving a spellbook at the end of the movie. I struggled for a little while to decide what his subclass is, as we only really see him doing generalist magic. That said, war magic or order of scribes are out, seeing as he isn't a battlemage at all, nor does his spellbook play as important of a role as a scribe's would. So, considering his feats of returning Raziel to her human form, and restoring the Galladoorn warriors, transmutation feels like the most apt option for him.

Madmartigan: Human Swashbuckler Rogue/Battle Master FIghter. I had initially thought Madmartigan would be a champion, but thinking back on his fight against the Nockmaar soldiers, I think it's fair to say that he exemplifies the Art of War qualities that are so prevalent in the subclass. Swashbuckler is much more clear-cut. He nails one-on-one combat, and certainly has the high charisma necessary for the class, not to mention how he aids Franjean in picking the lock on the cage.

Sorsha Tanthalos: Human Hexblade Warlock. We don't see a lot of Sorsha's capabilities, so I'm gonna play flavor far more than mechanics with her. We know that she is a skilled fighter, and we see some of that, but I like the idea that her patron is her mother, and her pact ends after Bavmorda's defeat. She's certainly charismatic enough to trick Madmartigan into letting down his defenses enough to allow her a chance to escape from him, and was seemingly quite the leader in the quest for Elora, so I don't feel that this is too much of a stretch.

Rool/Franjean: Fairy Fey Wanderer Rangers. These two are interesting. I had almost made them gnomes, but I think them being fairies themselves (alongside the other Brownies) makes a bit more sense. They're definitely rangers, what with their affinity with animals, tracking abilities, and association with other fey creatures.

Airk Thaughbaer: Human Crown Paladin. We don't see a lot of Airk, but given that Madmartigan named his son after him, I think it's reasonable to put him on this list. He's kind of the ideal Galladoorn knight, fighting for country and fellow man against the forces of darkness. While I definitely think he's a paladin, other sublcasses might work for him.

Bavmorda: Tiefling Undead Warlock. Bavmorda being a tiefling is really only because she has the name "The Demon Queen." (And yes, I know that tieflings are infernal and not abyssal, but there isn't an abyssal race in D&D, so this is what I've got.) Her class and subclass seem pretty clear-cut. We find out in the series that she had made a pact with the Withered Crone, so she's clearly a warlock, though whether she's undead or undying is up for debate. In all honestly, they really aren't any different, and undead is just better.

General Kael: Human Berzerker Barbarian. Kael's so cool, but we also don't see much in the way of his combat ability. He's certainly very skilled, and he can also take a beating (the man took a sword to the face, and then kept fighting after getting stabbed), not to mention his shouting about "Now you die!" That feels very much like a raging barbarian to me.

Kit Tanthalos: Human Champion Fighter. Champion was my first choice for Kit, but I thought that I should dig deeper for her and kept trying to find something else. I've seen people say that she's a swashbuckler, or a battle master. I've even seem some people say that by the time she has taken the Kymerian Cuirass, she's gained three levels in artificer and become an armorer. And I hate all of that, because it's all too damn much. I think Kit's most important arc as a character is learning that she isn't the invnincible fighter she thought she was, and that her main character syndrome doesn't actually make her the main character. As far as that goes, I came back to champion, because I think the simplest fighter subclass conveys that journey really well.

Airk Thanthalos: Valor Bard/Oathbreaker Paladin. Airk is really interesting to me from a character creation perspective. He's clearly high charisma and low wisdom, and he isn't too shabby with a sword. He could very easily just be a paladin, and the Crone's corruption caused him to be an oathbreaker, but he's just too charming for me to not make him a bard too.

Jade Claymore: Human Samurai Fighter/Devotion Paladin. I've seen a lot of people say that Jade is a battle master, and while I see it, I think Samurai is a significantly more interesting choice for her. She's definitely not an average knight, and we can clearly see her wisdom in her fighting and her decision-making. As for paladin, Graydon aptly points out that her devotion is her driving force on the quest. If it's that important, than I'd say it counts as an oath.

Scorpia: Human Scout Rogue. There isn't a lot to go on for this one, unfortunately. She's clearly well-versed enough in combat to beat Jade, though I'd argue that she's simply a higher level. Being a scout would be beneficial for the forest-swelling Bone Reavers, and we see her have some skill with a throwing knife, which feels much like a roguish quality to me. (Ignore that Airk Thaughbaer also kills someone by throwing a knife.)

Thraxus Boorman: Human Berzerker Barbarian/Swashbuckler Rogue. I figured that Boorman was a barbarian/rogue early on, and was pleased when I saw some other people saying the same thing. I don't think Berzerker really fits him, but the only other non-magical barbarian sublcass is battle rager, and that fits him even less. (Seriously, there needs to be more non-magical barbarian subclasses.) It is possible that he never made it to three levels of barbarian, and just has a one or two level dip. (If i were to optimize him, it'd be two levels. That way reckless attack can be used to proc sneak attack at any opportunity.) I also don't think his rage is purely angry, but instead reflavored into sorrow that is masked with humor. As Madmartigan's squire, it makes sense that they would have the same rogue sublcass, and we definitely see Boorman's charisma shine through the series. Plus, like Madmartigan, he can pick locks. Ish.

Graydon Hastur: Human Lore Bard. Yeah, he's said to be a sorcerer in the show, but the man casts magic with his flute and gives other characters inspiring pep talks. If that doesn't make him a bard, I don't know what does. College of lore because he's very booksmart, and collects dead languages and ancient stories like an old lady collects little spoons.

Elora Danan: Protector Aasimar Divine Soul Sorcerer. And finally, the chosen one herself. I really wanted to make her wild magic, but divine soul unfortunately just makes more sense. I feel that of the sorcerers in the franchise, she's the only one that's actually a sorcerer. We don't know anything about how Raziel's magic works, so there's really no figuring her out, and Cherlindrea is more of an archfey than anything else. Elora, on the other hand, has an inborn aptitude for magic. She still has to practice, and reads Willow's spellbook, but that's more about control than power for her. As the child of the prophecy, and the one destined to defeat evil and unite the lands, it makes sense to me that she would be an aasimar, a divine being imbued with the power of celestials. She also has the chef feat.

There's certain characters that I left out, either because we don't see enough of them for me to properly gauge what they might be, or I think they'd be better with monster stat blocks than character sheets. But maybe I'll revisit this later and figure out characters like Silas, Lilli, and Ballantine. In any case, let me know if you disagree, I'd love to hear what everyone else thinks.

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A (late) snippet from The Flawless Five, Vol. 1 Issue 5: Franjean's Freedom Fighters! Dropping tomorrow (I sure hope)!

Just as the three of them turn to look, there's a *K-THOOM* from the closet. A burst of blue energy throws the door open and sends Kit sailing out into the room. She crashes onto the carpet and tumbles over to land next to the group. All three of them startle back as Kit groans and some of the bystanders scream and back away. Graydon's eyes widen in delight. "Hey, it's Kit! Hi Kit!! You came out of the closet," he babbles. Airk opens his mouth, considers. Closes it again. "Too easy," he mutters. "I'm in hell," Kit groans. She pulls herself up onto her elbows. "We got a problem." "What?" Jade asks. Kit points toward the closet. "Her." The others look up and their eyes widen. Elora floats in the closet door. The strange, mind-warped teens gather behind her, grinning unnervingly. Several of the students who aren't under Dr. Lobo's spell are backing away hurriedly. Elora slowly raises one hand like a claw, gathering a fistful of energy and surrounding herself in a nimbus of blazing azure energy. "Oh man, she's so cool," Graydon says fervently.

[knight-princess]

Rool: Besides, even if we find them, they’ll catch us, stick us in cages, torture us, and finally devour us

Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?

Rool: Nah. This is more fun!

Have I mentioned that I love their dynamic?

[nineinchnailpolish]

Madmartigan x GN Reader

Warnings: kissing, brief sexual conversation

Pairing: Madmartigan x Gn reader

Word Count: 1044

A/N: I barely see any Madmartigan fanfiction, so obviously I had to make some myself!

You didn’t expect yourself to be helping a nelwyn and another dikinis save a princess baby, but here you are. Willow and Madmartigan. You’ve grown quite fond of them, especially Madmartigan. But you’d never admit that.

Going on this adventure has had some risks, like right now. You three and Raziel are trapped in a cage, trying to get out to save Elora.

As Willow tries to transform Raziel in her human form, Rool and Franjean come to the rescue. “Hello everybody, we have arrived!” They said, applauding themselves.

“Oh thank the gods you two found us!” you exclaimed. They both smiled at you and started picking the lock.

“Ugh, let me do that,” Madmartigan said, trying to take over and break us free.

Rool wasn’t too happy, “Don’t touch that! Leave it alone, you stupid, fat, dikinis!” he hit Madmartigan with his bag of dusk, and smiled.

“Ow!” Madmartigan yelled, holding his nose.

“Ha! dust of broken heart,” The two brownies both started laughing hysterically.

“You okay, Madmartigan?” you asked worriedly.

His tone suddenly changed and he smiled brightly at you, “Yeah…I’m great even!” You giggled at his response.

The cage was then unlocked and you all got out to find Elora.

You guys creeped outside of Sorsha’s tent and peaked inside. “Look there she is!” Willow said, trying to walk inside.

Madmartigan put his hand on Willow to stop him “Hey man, only two of us should go in there. Y/n and I are experienced with this stuff, we know what we are doing,” He smiled. It was odd to see him express such happiness after being grumpy and cocky this whole time.

You two walked inside and just as Madmartigan was about to grab Elora, he looked at you extremely differently, with so much love in his eyes. He rushed over to you as you stood tense.

“Oh y/n…” he said, putting his hands on his chest.

“What’s going on?” You were confused, but the two brownies were laughing and yelling something about a broken heart.

“You are my sun! My moon! My starlit sky. Without you I dwell in darkness. I love you! Your power has exchanted me, I stand helpless against it.” He walked closer to you and you felt your face rushing red.

Willow and the two brownies facepalm and Willow walked into the tent to grab the baby.

“Madmartigan what has got into you?” He stood just a few inches away from you, his face above yours, while you looked up at him.

“What has got into me?” He laughed. “Love! That’s what! I love you!” He exclaimed again.

“wh-what? St…stop saying that!” You tried to hide the happiness you felt from his words.

“It’s true, Come to me now! Tonight, let me worship you in my arms. I love you!” He grabbed your waist and pulled you in. Your bodies were practically touching. His face moved down to yours. Your lips were so close from touching.

Just as he was about to kiss you, Sorsha came in. “What are you doing here? Where’s the baby?” She yelled and other guards came in.

He quickly pulled you, so your bodies were touching and kissed your tender lips. Then, he pushed you away from him and grabbed a sword. “Run away my love! For I shall see you after this battle.

You ran out of the tent and Madmartigan started fighting the guards. You touched your lips, still tasting him.

You made it to a town nearby and saw Willow running to you. Then, you saw a giant snowball tumbling down the hill. It was Madmartigan. He slammed into the wall and the ice fell off of him. You helped him up and he started brushing himself off.

“What the hell was that?!” Willow yelled, walking over to Madmartigan.

“What was what?” He asked. Now you are confused. Was he making that stuff up?

“Your stupid poetry to y/n almost got us killed! “I Love you” “You’re my moon, my starlit sky” What was that stupidity!” Willow kicked the snow at Madmartigan.

“I…said that? To you?” He asked and you nodded, feeling sad.

*Time Skip*

You guys were now riding to the castle, you were on the back of Madmartigan’s horse.

“Hey y/n…did I? Did I really say those things last night?” He asked you.

“Yes you did and I thought you were being serious. I was stupid to believe that…” You sighed.

“Well uh, what if it was true?” He stopped the horse and turned around to look at you. You stared at him confused. “Maybe I do fancy you” He smirked.

“Maybe I fancy you too,” You winked. He scooted you closer to him, putting one hand on your lower back, and the other on your face. “Well, go on, do it” You laughed, placing your hand on his face and in his hair. He pulled you into him, kissing you again with the same passion.

“Will you two stop being all kissy and lovey! We need to go now” Willow yelled, glaring at you two.

“Sorry Willow!” You apologized, but were still smiling. “Yeah, sorry Willow!” Madmartigan said too.

Madmartigan kissed you once more, smirking. “After all this craziness, we are going to continue this thing between us” He put his lips to your ear and said “I’m going to make sure you won’t be able to walk my dear,” He winked and turned around, riding the horse again.

You slapped his back, but then put your hands around his waist and your head on his back.

“Mmhm, can’t get enough of my touch can ya?” He chuckled.

“Oh shush! I’ll kick you off this horse if I have too” you said rolling your eyes.

“Well if you were the one to kick me, I wouldn’t complain. After all, you are my sun! My moon, my starlit sk--“ You put a finger over his lips and he chucked.

“Let’s just help this baby and I’ll ‘talk’ with you later tonight,” you smiled.

You all rode to the castle, defeated the queen, and just as you hoped, saved the baby. Even later that day, you shared a special night with Madmartigan and he wasn’t kidding. You couldn’t walk normally for a week.

[the-sky-the-stars-the-sea]

Spot and Race are the two brownies from Willow (1988), Race is Rool (the one who falls in love with a cat, then accidentally falls into beer, and is delighted by that) and Spot is Franjean (”I’M in charge!! We’re not going THAT way!! When you’re drunk you forget that I am in charge. So which way are we going? *points dramatically in the direction Rool pointed seconds ago* THAT WAY!!!”)

Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk 

[sayyestothejess]

Those guys are Franjean and Rool and you can't convince me otherwise.

[fuckyeahwillow]

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[fieriframes]

[3 images. A close up of a logo. A person standing in front of a store. Captions: - There it is! The island! - [Laughing] We made it. [Franjean] We have led you to the island of the sorceress Fin Raziel.]

[nsfw-hetalia-together]

Francis x Jean of Arc Headcanons

Her death day was recent, I got the feels.

Francis had fallen in love for the first time with her and was scared to do so any other time, he tries to hide it but he can't. He

[zephrbabe]

"That way."

[panspy]

willow (1988) is such a good fucking movie i am ashamed that i forgot

[wanipiece]

willow is just pure chaotic dumbass energy

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The Flawless Five v. 1 Issue 5: FRANJEAN'S FREEDOM FIGHTERS

It's...uh...[sweating] Tanthalos Tuesday??? I don't know, but it's Tuesday for sure, which means that it's time for another installment of The Flawless Five!

Chapter 5 kicks off with a fight within the team as Elora turns against her friends due to the manipulation of the dastardly Dr. Lobo! From there we get into feelings (Elora's, Kit's, Graydon's, Jade's, hell even Airk's) and the plan to put this baddie to rest once and for all. Like teen supers? Like the Willow gang having feelings? Like silliness? Check out the Flawless Five, on Archives of Our Own near you today!

[podracing-on-lothal]

My favorite scene from Willow. Who wouldn’t fall for a kitty cat?

Also...

...BEER!! :D