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Costume appreciation series: The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir Brian Henson

Costume Design by Ann Hollowood and Polly Smith

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Just wrote 2.9k of a/b/o hydra trash in one 5? hour sitting, unheard-of for me. I'm a 200 words in an hour kind of person.

Nothing like reading a book that's good and finding nothing similar at the same level of quality to get me motivated to write complete id fic I guess

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Harrow's necromantic power includes the ability to create underlighting whenever it's necessary.

Bonus:

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Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men… and women.

Batman Returns (1992) dir. Tim Burton

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free use bottom who's a pillar of the community call that a load bearing structure

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Thrill of the kill

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do not. respond to my doylist criticism with a watsonian explanation.

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to briefly revisit my decade old Labyrinth hyperfixation, I think it would be neat if Sarah grows up, has a teenage daughter who finds her book and while in a pissy mood wishes goblins would take her mother away

just imagining Sarah freaking the fuck out, taking the extremely limited amount of time she knows she has left to load up her confused daughter with all of the iron jewellery she never usually takes off, peppering her with instructions not to eat ANY of the food and vague warnings about illusions in the walls

and then suddenly before she knows it her mother is just gone, and she's being told by a strange glittery man that she must begin her own journey through the Labyrinth to find her mother

the funniest part however would be Jareth finishing his spiel to the daughter and returning to his castle to properly greet his new hostage with no fucking clue who he just snatched, and finds to his surprise and horror a Too Old For This Shit Sarah absolutely rampaging through the halls threatening to tear down his entire world all over again if he doesn't take her back to her daughter right the fuck now

I can't decide which is funnier, the tale ending with Jareth lobbing Sarah at her daughter before she even gets one foot into the Labyrinth and fucks them off home immediately, or the daughter completing her shockingly easy journey through the Labyrinth only to find her mother sitting in the king's throne with a dazed Jareth under her heel and terrified goblins waiting on her hand and foot

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BUCKY BARNES IS A DISNEY PRINCESS

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constantly telling men that they're "not her type." says she loved a man once but that was "before joining the military." gets called "butch" as an intentional insult. raspy voice. takes no shit. auto mechanic.

this is a McCoy from STREETS OF FIRE (1984) lesbian appreciation post

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"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

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"im inspired can i use this character concept for my own work"

"im broke can i download your $0+ file for free"

"shipping is expensive can i try to make this thing in your shop on my own"

guys please stop directly asking creators this kind of shit i am going to eat glass

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First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

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goncharov

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You're already inside! Don't worry about it.

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.

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Wolves have inspired all the kinky fiction tropes but the humble pig cums for a solid 5 to 15 minutes!! MINUTES.