#Formula 1 smau

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man of the year ! grid smau

let’s hear it for the men of the year 

content warnings. this came to my mind after watching a video about the trend. i made this while watching tsitp; jer***** i hate you & bonrad with halley’s comet you’re so dear to me. toxic dynamics. emotional manipulation. ghosting. cheating. emotional neglect. verbal aggression. remember this is all fictional, nothing is real and this does not represent the drivers at all.

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To Paint a Picture: Pentimenti

Pairing: max verstappen x webber vettel!reader

summary: y/n webber vettel swore she was done with formula 1 and race drivers forever. max is determined to change her mind

a/n: I’ve had this piece rumbling about in my mind since like November so I’m really excited to actually start posting it!

a/n2: yeah this consumed my thoughts and demanded that I write it next

a/n3: art is by anastasia trusova

Masterlist | Series Masterlist

Private Messages, the Uncles

Private Messages, Hanna and yn

Private Messages, Sebastian and yn

Private Messages, Max and Victoria and Sophie

Private Messages, Mick and yn

not_yn🔒

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not_yn: I shouldn’t find this charming…don’t tell the parental figures

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gina: ok but those are so pretty?

↳not_yn: they are — and he’s handwritten some poetry in each one

↳gina: oh he’s so down bad for you already…

↳gina: which poems?

↳not_yn: “I realized I was thinking of you, and I began to wonder how long you’d been on my mind. Then it occurred to me: Since I met you, you’ve never left” was the latest

↳gina: so cute! He’s been thinking of you since he met you?? I call maid of honor at the wedding

↳not_yn: not happening! No weddings 🙅🏼‍♀️

↳gina: 😂😂

mick: well at least he’s moved on from bad pick up lines

↳not_yn: that is a positive…

↳mick: admit it — you love it

↳not_yn: I’ll admit nothing of the sort

↳mick: so we’re resting in denial…

lance: You’re dating someone? Why am I the last to know?

↳not_yn: I’m not dating anyone Lance — I wouldn’t keep that info from you

↳mick: max is completely down bad for her

↳lance: verstappen?? You’re dating Verstappen??

↳not_yn: I’m NOT dating anyone

↳lance: a Vettel/Verstappen relationship…we’re all doomed liked by mick

↳not_yn: Lance…

Bluesky

user1: I feel…confused?

↳user2: didn’t he once say that he’s only read 2 books before?

↳user3: well now it’s 3?

user4: I didn’t know that was something he knew how to do…

user5: he’s reading…an art book?

↳user6: what kind of art book?

↳user5: I think it’s art history?

↳user6: …that’s kinda cool actually

user7: I bet it’s because of a girl

↳user8: it’s always because of a girl

↳user9: what kind of a girl is enough to get his attention from racing to…Art history?

↳user8: the kind you keep

↳user7: the forever kind

yn_vettel🔒

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yn_vettel: some new inspiration and cat toys

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seb5priv: blümchen tell me you didn’t get 2 massive cat trees?

↳yn_vettel: ok

↳seb5priv: blümchen…

↳yn_vettel: you told me not to tell you!

nando: pequeña?

↳yn_vettel: ¡Estoy esperando el informe semanal! I’m waiting for the weekly debrief!

↳seb5priv: so there is something!

danric: those are looking good!

↳yn_vettel: thanks Dan! Got a piece ready for you!

↳danric: yes!

lewis44: is the lavender one available?

↳yn_vettel: how much are you offering?

↳lewis44: what?

↳yn_vettel: I’m an actual artist now — I’ve even got some commissions.

↳yn_vettel: so how much are you offering?

↳jenson_priv: I’ll pay double whatever he offers

↳nico_r: triple it!

↳nando: too late

↳lewis44: this is terrorism

↳yn_vettel: I think it’s capitalism actually

↳lewis44: 😑😑

↳seb5priv: I think you both need to go back to school…

Private Messages, the Uncles

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not_yn: my studio has been taken over by flowers and poems…

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gina: and you’re…complaining?

↳not_yn: I’m not saying anything

↳gina: so you’re absolutely loving this!

↳not_yn: stop talking

mick: he’s winning you over isn’t he?

↳not_yn: go away!

↳mick: so when do I get to say I told you so?

↳not_yn: never!

Private Messages, Max and yn

Private Messages, Nando and yn

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✧ mr. wrong - smau ✧ - part 2

⋆° summary: in the spotlight of Formula 1 and heartbreak pop, yn and charles leclerc’s whirlwind romance spirals from “first and last love” to cryptic posts, bitter lyrics, and emotional fallout. love burns fast on the paddock but heartbreak burns faster.

⋆° pairings: charles leclerc x verstappen!singer!reader x ?

⋆° genre: some angst, some fluff (it'll come). lots of drama and mainly musical.

⋆° warnings: cheating, swear words.

author notes: guys thank you all so much for all the love this fic has been receiving, i'm really shocked by that!!! english is not my first language so please excuse my poor grammar and spelling mistakes. i tried to tag everyone who askd to be tagged<3 hope you all like it.

part 1

Feb/2025. Pre-season

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yn McLaren x YN video collab out now. I'm so happy to be a part of this project, this means a lot to me as an artist and also a F1 fan. Thank you, McLaren for always believing in me and thank you Oscar and Lando for always been by my side (and also participating in this...). To those who claimed we were a throuple, there's your answer. This is McLaren's year, I promise.

mclaren Our triple threat! ❤️liked by author

oscarpiastri i'm not paid well enough for this actually yn ? huh oscarpiastri my bad

lando but i'm free if you want..... ❤️liked by author yn know your limits lando just saying maxverstappen1 stop saying. no more drivers for yn. yn noooooooooo what about lewis he's my crush carlossainz55 really yn? yn sorry carlitos... i know he snatched your seat :<

user her brother drives for redbull yet she only promotes mclaren.. user istg... she would even support alpine but wouldn't dare to support her brother

user let me innnnnn

user honestly? i wanna be a part of this throuple. ❤️liked by author

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f1gossip a day to remember... 5 leaked pics (we can legally show you only 2) from the Charles x Yn saga. Were you online when the tea spilled?

So babes… in this very day in 2021 during one of his lives, Charles Leclerc accidentally dropped some very NSFW shots from his camera roll. The star of the pics? Yn Verstappen (or just Yn —your call 🫠).

And OH, the drama was real. The pop girlie herself spoke out in a Marie Claire interview later that year, saying: "Obviously I was frustrated. I don’t care if the whole world sees — but my parents saw, my brother saw, and that was kinda a problem. I admire people who do that, but I’m not the type to drop a sex tape." 💬

Fast forward to now... Yn was just spotted kissing not one but TWO (81 and 4) guys. We had Miley Cyrus going wild last decade—are we entering the pop princess rebel era with Yn now??

💬 Sound off in the comments. We’re watching.

user they were wild.. cant believe he's now playing happy family user agree... no hate towards his new girl, but everything feels like its a pr move. user yall dont know these people, bffr rn. user did we lie tho ?

user not rebeca liking the post...

user honestly i dont know how sainz claims to be a very good friend to yn but still dates a woman who destroyed her relationship with charles and likes tendencious posts about yn... user i dont think yn cares much about this... she already stated that she was never really a part of this whole wag world. maybe charles's new girl is a lot more interested and thats why rebeca is friends with her user yn always gave off the vibe of someone who thought like she was above the other wags... user she's THE yn... being charles's girlfriend was not her job user maybe thats why he broke up with her

March 2025

yn posted a story

caption gonna miss him...

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lando just give me a chance yn im pretty sure i'm not the one you wanna bang lando we could have double dates in australia... yn stop this nonsense... i just came out of a relationship, i dont wanna engage in another one anytime soon. lando if i'm not blind, which clearly i am not, i saw you engaging in a lot of things with a certain aussie yn stooooop. anyways, i'm going to the australian gp too...

lando ofc you are... does max knows about this? yn nope, i'm not going to the paddock... i have some friends to meet there. lando perhaps i know some of these friends... yn not gonna tell you, you have such a big mouth.

iamrebecad girl you should come to my bday party! next saturday yn dear rebeca, i only ever bothered being nice to you because you were dating one of my best friends. but now that we’re not stuck doing double dates anymore? No point keeping up the act. also… let’s be honest, you’re practically glued to my ex’s new girlfriend. want me to show up just so you two can laugh about what a sore loser I am? nah, I still have some self-esteem left. anyway, it’s cool. no hard feelings. sure, you introduced charles to alexandra, but you didn’t exactly hold his hand through the cheating. pretty sure he managed that part all on his own. user iamrebecad stopped following you you stopped following user iamrebecad

charles_leclerc16 we have a lot to talk yn really charles? now that i can do things on my own you wanna talk? the cat got your tongue 5 months ago when I wanted to talk? yn also i'm not in monaco charles_leclerc16 yes you are. i asked around yn creep charles_leclerc16 yeah i know i fucked things up... i'm on the verge of knocking on your door, i can hear you walking around your kitchen. yn so? i'll call the cops on you. charles_leclerc16 open the door please.

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you open the door to your apartment and the cool night breeze slips in, carrying the distant hum of coastal traffic. he stands on the threshold, shoulders hunched, relief flooding his face when your silhouette fills the doorway. your jaw tightens at the sight of him —every polite instinct gone. god how you wanted to hate him. the foyer lights cast long shadows across the marble floor, emphasizing the rigid line of your crossed arms.

“can we talk?” he whispers, voice hoarse like he’s been hauling regret around for days.

your laugh is brittle. “i think you had too many chances to talk. what about me? did i ever get those chances? you blocked me, barred me from your life, asked your family to ignore my calls, painted me as the crazy one." your voice carried the pain you have been suffering all these months. "now it’s your turn to listen. and if i ever feel like knowing about your life again — maybe i’ll let you speak.”

your voice trembles then hardens, as if the walls themselves echo your fury. he shrinks back, eyes glistening, but you press on, heart pounding in your ears like a drum.

“you were my first love, charles. i gave you everything a man could dream of — i let go of dreams, plans, pieces of myself for you. and you cheated. twice.” your hands clench into fists at your sides, knuckles white under the soft glow of the chandelier. “you shoved me out, turned your family against me. do you think it was fair i spent months trapped in my own home, terrified to even breathe fresh air? all i ever wanted was you: marriage, kids, build my own career. but to you i was just an accessory, someone to show off at races and dinners. and her..." — your voice catches as you picture that other woman — “she’s your perfect creation: lives in your shadow, does exactly what you want. i refuse to ever shrink myself again.”

the room falls silent except for the steady tick of the antique clock on the wall. his greenish, almost blue eyes, bright with remorse, search your face. finally he asks, voice barely louder than a breath.

“are you really... seeing oscar and lando?”

you throw your head back and laugh, a sound that echoes through the room.

“please. it’s just promo. we’re good friends. besides, they will kill me when i tell them i let you in.” you swipe a tear from your cheek, voice softer but no less fierce.

he bows his head, stepping forward as though to reach for your hand, but stops himself. “i’m sorry. nothing i say can undo what i did. i was wrong, and i wanted to come back to you —b ut i know i shouldn’t ask. you deserve better.” he swallows hard. “carlos won’t speak to me anymore. everyone assumes it’s about the contract issues with ferrari, but it’s not—it’s you. max almost gave me a black eye last month... i know i deserve it. the hurt i caused you made half of my... our friends turn away from me.”

you lift your chin, heart thumping so loud it drowns out his words.

“please go. i don’t deserve to relive that pain. i don’t care if you’re sorry, or if you’re bored of playing doll with your new girlfriend.” your voice is soft as you see him voluntary walking out the door. "can't you see that i'm way happier now? so you want me now that i met someone else? now that i'm starting to feel trust someone again?

as it shuts, the tension melts from your shoulders and you crumble onto the plush rug, tears soaking into the fabric, you hear him saying "i'm sorry", voice cracked. the chandelier’s light flickers. you bury your face in your hands, sobs rattling your chest. a sudden buzz from your phone jolts you upright — missed calls from lando, oscar and your agents, and even worse: texts messages from your family groupchat asking you to not pay attention to social media.

but you do. one scroll and it’s hell: aftershock headlines, tabloid fury, recycled images from that terrible leak — the private photos that once shattered you now splashed again across every feed. and the new paparazzi scoop, gleaming like a fresh wound under the flash of a thousand cameras. your breath catches, and the room spins, the floor tilting beneath you. even alone, his shadow stretches across your world. you dare to think that maybe this is god's way of saying to you that things will never work out in your favor, or maybe you weren't mean to be happy.

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f1gossip Spotted: it's giving “where one girl leaves crying, no girl walks away smiling” energy... and sadly, that might hit a little too close to home for miss Alex. Her man was seen creeping out of Yn Monaco apartment — and yeah, not exactly skipping with joy. 👀 Reconciliation? Collab? Emotional damage™? Unclear. But judging by Monaco's prince's face… this convo did not end in heart emojis. 💔

Someone grab this lost puppy before he ends up back in her drafts. Or better yet, should alex start packing too? Asking for a friend.

user i knew he'd do that... poor alex was only a summer thing

user this close up of a pic ? istg if this whole break up thing is only a pr move i'm gonna be real pissed

user rumour has it yn and rebeca donaldson stopped being mutuals on this app... user i mean, its pretty obvious that they werent really that much of friends. user also... carlos claims to be yn's friend but still dates rebeca... user you're not tired of saying the same thing over and over again?

user lmao i thought i was crazy when i saw chalex fighting the other day at a random club in maranello. user spill the tea sis user i didnt catch much of it, but i dont think it was abt yn... user i mean maybe theyre tired of eo

user id understand if she came back to him.

user she can have any man she wants right now, why would she come back to a cheating loser?

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yn so thrilled to finally announce that “Red” album drops march 16. it’s been forever since i released something that didn’t sound like heartbreak therapy, so if you’ve been waiting for my sunshiny, in-love, head-in-the-clouds era... this one’s for you 💿💋

oh, and if you haven’t watched the “Bed Chem” music video yet what are you even doing?? link’s in bio, babygirls and babyboys.

🤍 p.s. nice to share my love life for once, instead of reading about it through leaked pics and gossip threads. this time, the funny business is coming straight from the source. enjoy.

user WHOS THIS user i think i recognize these moles....

user soft launch vibes????? gooooood i missed this yn

lando polite cat my ass lmao yn stop bullying him lando "who's the cute guy with wide brown eyes and a thick accent"?

oscarpiastri really excited!! ❤️liked by author maxverstappen1 please say sike rn user what does max know that we dont??

user another one girl??? rest for awhile user i really hope you're talking about the album being released so close to the last one... i really hope

carlossainz55 whos this, ms yn? ❤️liked by author yn a cute guy with wide brown eyes... maxverstappen1 you really dont know? youre getting reaaaal old sainz yn my versainz <3 carlossainz55 stop rn.

taylorswift This one is for the history books!!! Loved working with you, Yn. ❤️liked by author yn totally my honour!

rosielovesrose Prettiest blondie in the world. yn not you sayin thaaaat

𖡡 Melbourne, Aus

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yn i'm actually proud of these so i'm sharing them bc i want to.

lando miss nsfw leaks yn be glad i let you be a vouyeur... i know you wanna a piece of MY delicious meal lando that aussie meat might be thicc mmm yn now its time to stop.

oscarpiastri glad to see you happy, yn!! ❤️liked by author

nicolepiastri When are we going to see you again, dear?? ❤️liked by author yn whoaaaa, i hope soon!! im kinda waiting for that person to invite me again.

user so now she hopped to best new thing?? lmao...

user and you said charles was your first and only, right?

user istg charles fans are just boymoms... he cheats yet she cant move on? cant find her happiness? god.

maxverstappen1 i need to have my eyes bleached urgent yn kellypiquet please he's out again kellypiquet Dont worry, Yn! I'll take care of him .

carlossainz55 so you were in melbourne having fun while i begged you to stop by at my garage yn you know... love duties carlossainz55 funny how i saw a mysterious blonde around mclaren... yn i fear i'm becoming a part of them carlossainz55 not you ditching me too 😭

user this might be oscar. i knoooooow it i can feel. user nurse shes out again... user are you on something?

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oscarpiastri last week in melbourne

lando what you were doing there oscarpiastri its my city

lando ive been planting this seed for years and you came stomping through my garden mate oscarpiastri what can i say? i have my charms lando mf finally did it

yn oooooh her body tea oscarpiastri she said thank you pretty yn did she let you sweet talk me like that? 😭

user why you're not posting about thisssss?? its clearly yn and him f1gossip f1gossip is it a gossip if everyone knows?? user lets be reaaaaal yall are afraid of a lawsuit after the last post abt yn.

June 2025

yn posted a story "living the tour life"

oscarpiastri my insta feed when i'm hungry yn stop being silly yn i'm coming to spain... gonna see you get that podium oscarpiastri be at front row, i wanna do something stupid after the race yn so you're winning for real? oscarpiastri its a promise, baby...

𖡡 Barcelona, Spain

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yn met a cutie in Barcelona! Thank you mclaren for always inviting me, it's a pleasure to be a part of the papaya squad. P1 and P2 for my dearest friends <3

lando why did oscar win a solo shoot at your insta and i dont? i meannn you and i go waaaaay back yn i do things to him you wouldnt allow me to do to you lando wouldnt i? oscarpiastri please dont give him ideas.

oscarpiastri babe i have kissed you on live, i fear they already know maxverstappen1 i couldnt believe my eyes. how dare you piastri? yn dont bully him

maxverstappen1 you're on thin fucking ice oscarpiastri

maxverstappen1 Love you, babysis! ❤️liked by author

lando my couple! yn STOP i have nightmares user THE SHADE OMGGGGG LANDO user he's so unserious

carlossainz55 it only took him a few months to ask you out, honestly i'm impressed by his game yn one of his many qualities

user yn lover girl era again!!! so glad to be a part of it.

user now lets be for real, who inspired better music: charles or oscar? user i'm sensing a grammy nomination with this one so yeah oscar wins... user a woman is behind it all and all you bitches can talk about is men

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oscarpiastri got the podium and got the girl. @/yn

yn kinda hot... are you single? oscarpiastri blocked.

maxverstappen1 congrats man... dont you dare make her cry. i know where you live <3 oscarpiastri never, mate!

lando my couple!!! oscarpiastri we're not having a third, lando

mclaren that's our girl! ❤️liked by author

user honestly? idc anymore...

user that should be meeeeeeeee (with yn, ofc).

user he doesnt know i'm feral for him. god.

3 years later.

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oscarpiastri It’s been three years. Three years of you. Of us. Of slow mornings and loud laughter and quiet, unspoken understanding. Yesterday, I looked at you and thought, “Surely this must be the peak. Surely, love can’t go deeper than this.” Honestly, I was wrong... Because I do love you more today. More than I did in the golden hours of yesterday. More than I believed was even possible. It’s a love that rewrites itself daily. It doesn't plateau, it ascends. It stretches me wide and fills the corners of my soul I didn’t know were empty. You are the miracle my heart never dared to demand. And I keep waking up thinking, “There’s no way I could love you more than I do right now.” But then I do. Every single day. More. And then even more than that. So if someone asks me what love looks like I'm sure It looks like this. It looks like you.

yn you're making me cry. this is not fair, i'm the one good with words in this relationship. ❤️liked by author

nicolepiastri So good to see you happy, my son! yn brings out the best in you! ❤️liked by author

maxverstappen1 Thank you, Piastri for always being there for my babysis! (ps.: when are you going to pop the ring....) ❤️liked by author

lando i knew for a fact that yall were gonna last! my couple, after all...

yn my baby, thank you for loving me more today than you did yesterday, for proving, in the quietest ways, that love doesn’t just stay, it grows. thank you for holding me up when i couldn’t do it alone, for believing in me even when i questioned myself, for being the one soul i can trust with mine completely. i know your heart is mine, just as mine belongs entirely to you. thank you for never flinching at my past. you saw the mess, the mistakes, the shadows, and you chose me anyway. thank you for loving me for who i am and everything i’m (we are) becoming. these past three years by your side have been the most important years of my life. and if this is what love looks like, i want to keep waking up in it forever. ❤️liked by author oscarpiastri love you forever and ever 'cause you're my, my, my... lover yn every other man in this planet would hate to remember their girlfriends wrote love songs to their exes, but you use it to make fun of me... cant belive you, baby. oscarpiastri hmmm 1. i'm not like other men; 2. you're my wife; 3. love your love songs baby, you're just a lovergirl. yn wife? oscarpiastri i'm manifesting you accepting my proposal tonight...

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Controversies and Comfort ( SMAU )

Oscar Piastri x ( Actor ) Reader

Summary : A controversial actor starts soft launching the F1 golden boy and people are more than shocked

Face claim : Lily Rose Depp

Warnings : Hateful comments / mentions of substances, drinking and smoking

Author Notes : Austria is literally gorgeous oml I love it here 💕

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Girls night? 🥂🍝

bellahadid : The most gorgeous girl, thanks for the lovely evening 😘❤️ liked by creator

| yourusername : ilysm 💗

user01 : Is that the new bar that opened in NYC?

| user02 : Yeah I think she’s one of the co-founders?

user03 : make up is perfect as always

zendaya : That pasta was life changing liked by creator

| yourusername : 100% agreed

user04 : If only she wasn’t so controversial😭

| user05 : what has she done?

| user04 : dating scandals, smoking, drinking ( the list goes on )

urbsf : I called 911 because you’re just too hot

| yourusername : ily bae 💕🥹

user06 : Dream life fr

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Decent weekend

user01 : I stand with my cancelled wife, even when he is winning 😔

user02 : Spa goat

user03 : I still think lando deserved the win 😕

| user04 : they raced fairly??

user05 : Win in Hungary as well please ☺️

f1official : 👏🏆

user06 : the most boring race ever but atleast oscar won

user07 : Drop the playlist atp already 😭

user08 : 2025 wdc incoming?

| user09 : i swear if he does not win 😒

user10 : last few laps had us all stressing

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Gelato and cats is all I need 🍦🐈

user01 : Imagine your mom being THE y/n y/l/n

user02 : Is this a sign to get a cat?

| yourusername : yes.

| user02 : OH MY GOSH.

user03 : y/n is a literal angel

alexandrasaintmleux : Gorgeous 💗🫧

| yourusername : ily 😽

user04 : When’s the new movie coming outttt

| yourusername : soon 😉

urbsf : Please date me

| yourusername : if you insist!

user05 : I need her closet asap

| user06 : Her or her closet, both are accepted!

user07 : girl please address the substance abuse controversy, I cannot keep defending you on twitter 🙏

user08 : I literally don’t get why y’all stan her like she’s a walking red flag 🚩

* texting on instagram *

oscarpiastri

oscar : hey! saw your film at the premier, you’re an amazing actor

Y/N : Hii! Awhh thank you sm 🥹

Y/N : but at the same time I don’t have my drivers license so you win some you lose some

oscar : If you’re free tomorrow for dinner maybe I could help? ☺️

Y/N : Only if you drive ;)

oscar : I’ll take that as a yes

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Actor Y/N seen exiting plane, with supposed F1 driver Oscar Piastri being there to greet her 👀 📸 🏎️

user01 : NOO OSCAR SAVE YOURSELF

user02 : Not the unproblematic king seen with the literal queen of drama 😭

user03 : Oscar please think this through

user04 : Why do you guys hate her she’s a good actor? 😕

| user05 : she’s really problematic

user06 : Y/N stay back ☹️

user07 : please run oscar

user08 : I love how they’re hiding their faces like we know who you guys are 😭

user09 : You guys might hate her but she is the most popular actress currently 🤷‍♀️

user10 : Y/N is gorgeous as always though

user11 : Oscar just please lock in on winning the championship 🙏

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Didn’t know a dinner date would cause drama, but here we are

user01 : oh she took those hate comments personally 😭

zendaya : whimsical queen 💕 Liked by creator

| yourusername : wish you were here bae 😕

user02 : So we all know that that is Oscar?

user03 : Love how she posts him but he doesn’t

| user04 : lmao he must be sooo embarrassed 🤣

user05 : silenced those haters 😽

user06 : My dream date… cute…

urbsf : Miss u 💗 Liked by creator

| yourusername : miss u too 💞

user07 : She literally doesn’t care about the hate

user08 : OSCAR IN THE LIKES?

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Summer ☀️

user01 : Oscar pulled a baddie

user02 : He took the comments of him being embarrassed personally 😭

user03 : Oscar it’s not late, you can still escape 😃

| user04 : you guys need to touch some grass

hattiepiastri : when did this happen?

| oscarpiastri : well excuse you

user05 : So twitter is going insane!

user06 : His captions are pure art

user07 : the Y/N affect is real

| user08 : somehow his posts aesthetically pleasing 😭

yourusername : you’re pretty bad at playing cards but I can forgive you Liked by creator

| oscarpiastri : well thank you 😊

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I’ve officially camera trained by bf, thanks osc

user01 : so they are dating… 😬

user02 : why is everyone acting like she killed a family of 5…

user03 : OH MY GOSH I JUST SCREAMED.

oscarpiastri : do i get an award now? Liked by creator

| yourusername : if you behave!

user04 : I can’t pretend like they aren’t a good couple though 😭

urbsf : you were my wife first btw Liked by creator

| yourusername : sorry btw

user05 : She’s an angel

user06 : Y/N’s make up is always on point 😍

user07 : Mother.

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okay so i really want to start writing part 2 but i need to know if you guys want the reader to get back together with lando or a different driver (for this one tell me who)

also thank you all so so so much for the 500 notes <3

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caption after a full year of breakups and makeups, it's clear to everyone that you and lando aren't good for each other anymore... yet neither of you can let go

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tw toxic relationship (duh), manipulative behaviors...?

l4ndoflove first smau after my old blog got randomly deactivated kinda nervous (don't let this flop pls <3)

deuxmoi

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deuxmoi DEUXMOI EXCLUSIVE... @.youruser and @.lando spotted arguing outside a club in Madrid around 3 am 📸

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user1 and the crowd is... not surprised?

user2 this is like the third time this month

user3 omg do they ever shut up

user4 two grown adults btw

user5 i think i've seen this film before...

user6 sooo what happened this time?

user7 probably just yn's jealousy kicking in

user8 🤡🤡🤡

user9 women ☕️

user10 are you seriously blaming her rn?

user11 @.user8 @.user9 she's literally SOBBING what the hell is wrong with you

user12 classic victim behavior

user13 🤢🤮

user14 i still don't understand why she stuck with him after all the shit he put her through

user15 oh so it's all his fault?

user16 it's nobody's "fault" they're both toxic af and clearly bad for each other

user17 then why are they still dating???

user18 believe me we've been asking ourselves the same question for one year

user19 who else can't stand them anymore?

user20 pretty much everyone

user21 they can't even stand each other so

user22 💀

user23 "break up!" we all say in unison

user24 ffs cut them some slack

user25 jeez calm down

user26 yeah nobody cares anyway

user27 remember that they are people too

user28 👏👏👏

user29 can someone please explain what's going on? i am sooo confused right now 🙏

user30 where's the paragraph guy?

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tmz_tv #YnYln broke down mid-concert while singing "Means I care", one of the hits from her latest album "So Close To What" 💔

Full story at the 🔗 in bio!!!

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tmz_tv VIDEO TRANSCRIPT BELOW ⬇️

tmz_tv *crying* shit, sorry... *wipes tears* sorry, i didn't mean to get all emotional *chuckles* it's just... this song means a lot to me, and–well, i wrote it for a very important person in my life *voice breaking* who i care about. a lot, actually *laughs* so much it hurts most of the time

user31 oh...

user32 babyyy ☹️

user33 ok now i feel bad

user34 we all know who this is about right

user35 lando count your fucking days

user36 he doesn't deserve her

user37 crazy how you all turned on him lol

user38 queen of emotional manipulation

user39 let her live omg

user40 no but imagine arguing with your "boyfriend" and then having to perform a whole album of songs you wrote about him

user41 she's stronger than me i would've gone back home to cry and eat ice cream

user42 girl same

user43 crybaby

user44 singers cry all the time...?

user45 it's called a performance just fyi

user46 no it's called fishing for attention

user47 the question is whose

user48 (not so) fun fact: lando was there too

user49 say what

user50 that explains a lot

user51 wait how do you know @.user48?

user52 someone took a video of him

user53 where can i find it?

user54 here's the link: https://x.com...

user55 what was he doing there???

user56 harassing yn as per usual

user57 apologizing ❌️ harassing ✅️

user58 apologizing how exactly?

user59 idk but he went backstage so i guess he at least wanted to talk to her

user60 hold up when did he go backstage

norrislando_fans

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norrislando_fans Lando at Yn's concert 🎤

#landonorris #ynyln

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user61 uhhh

user62 WHAT

user63 bro

user64 i think i missed a few chapters

user65 we all did dw

user66 i'm sorry i can't take them seriously

user67 it hasn't even been a day 💀

user68 how tf did we get here

user69 they finally sorted their shit out

user70 that's not how things work tho???

user71 apparently it is for them

user72 "let's kiss and make up"

user73 history repeats itself huh

user74 somebody stop them please

user75 they can't keep going on like this

user76 wait why is everyone so mad!?

user77 yeah what's the problem?

user78 oh idk maybe the fact they treat each other like shit and then act like nothing happened two seconds later 🤡

user79 so? it's their business

user80 SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

user81 stop 👏 worrying 👏 about 👏 other 👏 people's 👏 lives 👏 thank you

user82 omg leave them alone

user83 fr they deserve some privacy

user84 *basic human decency

user85 okay but the way he looks at her 🥹

user86 AND THE HUG???

user87 my heart 😭😭😭

user88 i just realized he was holding her mic so she could touch him and now i'm crying

user89 idc what anyone says they actually look so cute together. y'all are just jealous <3

user90 ew no wtf

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f1 Welcome to Canada @.youruser 👋🇨🇦

#F1 #Formula1 #CanadianGP

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f1gpcanada It's a pleasure having you here!

youruser pleasure's mine ❤️

redbullracing Our lucky charm 🫶

♥︎ by youruser

mercedesamgf1 George 🤝 Yn

♥︎ by georgerussell63 and youruser

scuderiaferrari Red suits you @.youruser 😉

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user91 omg she's stunning

user92 imagine being this effortlessly hot

user93 🔥🔥🔥

user94 🧯🧯🧯

user95 ugh who invited her

user96 clearly not lando LMAO

user97 ?

user98 "yn yln was reportedly seen near every single garage except for mclaren’s"

user99 wtf happened

user100 did her and lando break up again?

user101 already???

user102 they did approximately 50 times

user103 i'm not even surprised anymore

user104 what are they five?

user105 two 25-year-old children

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f1gossippofficial Lando Norris and singer Yn Yln were filmed by a fan last night after the Austrian GP! Could they be back together?

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user106 oh hell nah

user107 i hope not

user108 i don't know and i don't care

user109 why do we even bother anymore

user110 why do THEY ever bother actually

user111 we were doing so well without them

user112 it didn't last long 💔

user113 honestly i'm surprised they even managed to stay apart for two full weeks

user114 new record fr

user115 can we please stop normalizing this?

user116 no one's ever normalized this bro

user117 i mean they kinda did

user116 touché

user118 okay but seriously am i the only one who finds these pictures mildly unsettling?

user119 no bc same

user120 there's nothing wrong with them?

user121 uhhh lando's hand placement???

user122 yeah well they used to date...

user123 that doesn't make it okay 💀

user124 she pulled away first just saying

user125 + the way he grabbed her face???

user126 🚩🚩🚩

user127 as ferrari once said, red suits her

user128 great so now we're romanticizing being stuck in a toxic relationship as well

user129 omg stop being so dramatic

user130 i promise you they're fine 🙏

user131 he was so gentle with her too

user132 lando's little forehead kiss >>>>>

user133 literally gave me butterflies awww

user134 yn doesn't look comfortable AT ALL

user135 someone tell us what happened pls

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fallontonight @.youruser opens up about her complicated relationship with @.lando ❤️‍🩹

#FallonTonight

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fallontonight VIDEO TRANSCRIPT BELOW ⬇️⬇️⬇️

fallontonight JIMMY: so, yn *clears throat* i heard — everyone did, i think — *crowd laughs* that you and a certain formula 1 driver recently got back together, and i wanted to ask... is it true? YN: *sighs* you know what, jimmy? *chuckles* i'm not even sure myself *voice breaking* oh god, not this again *wipes tears* no sulking tonight, i promise *laughs* but... yeah. there's not much to say, really. we're still trying to figure it out

user136 what kind of question is this 😭

user137 why would he even ask her that when we all know she's been struggling!?

user138 she shouldn't have gone to his show in the first place if she actually was

user139 that makes no sense but okay

user140 how was she supposed to know

user141 @.user138 maybe she went there to talk about her career like everyone else

user142 sorry to break it to you but the whole drama with norris probably made her more famous than her own songs

user143 "yn yln has garnered over 15.1 billion career streams, multiple #1 top 40 hits, and a #1 album on the billboard 200 chart. she has received numerous accolades, including..." shall i go on???

user144 i think you've made your point

user145 all she does is cry and complain

user146 god forbid a girl has emotions

user147 y'all are so mean i swear

user148 karma 😂😂😂

user149 for... what exactly?

user150 being a whiny witch

user151 *bitch

user150 yeah that too

user152 get lost

user153 her or the haters?

user154 anti yn club ➡️ ♡ 260648

user155 what did she ever do to you?????

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youruser i can't do this no more but i'm too attached to you. you know i'll be here till we're the last ones in this room

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sabrinacarpenter MANCHILD

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addisonraee 🫂

♥︎ by youruser

haileybieber smile gorgeous 🤍

♥︎ by youruser

user156 wow she's so pretty when she cries

user157 what an odd thing to say

user158 "lana del rey coded" ahh comment

user159 pick me behavior

user160 can you stop criticizing her for doing literally anything? it's so childish

user161 she's the one acting like a child

user162 how???

user163 we already talked about this

user164 leave lando instead of posting him?

user165 it's clearly not that simple

user166 she still loves him

user167 okay but he obviously doesn't???

user168 according to who

user169 *cough* he didn't post yn *cough*

user170 that's so stupid

user171 i don't think @.user169 has ever been into an actual relationship before lol

user172 or it was just healthier than theirs

user173 they almost look fine in the 4th slide

user174 it's giving 2024 landoyn

user175 god i miss them so much

user176 my favorite (dis)comfort couple

user177 if not together why so close ‼️‼️‼️

user178 ikr like HIS HAND ON HER THIGH

user179 me next 🛐

user180 you're all missing the point here

user181 the caption 🥺

user182 IS IT A HINT TO A NEW SONG???

user183 sadly not it's just a leaked bridge

user184 she "released" it the same night she broke down mid-concert a while ago

user185 hearing it live was heartbreaking

fictionalfanatic123 living it must be worse

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Guilty As Sin - ln4 smau [11]

-part 11

a/n i was so indecisive with this part idkw... anyways we are approaching the end! so sad but it is what it is. i wanna say a big thanks to everyone supporting this series ily

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lando fake summer break

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username cute cat, what's its name?

lando it's orange so mclaren🐱

yourusername don't listen to him! i named him Cat bc of Breakfast at Tiffany's

username i love how they got together and decided to spend every waking hour together

username i can't believe we had 3 weeks without a race and now summer break will be other 3 weeks💔

username I KNOW like what am i supposed to do with my life?? study??

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yourusername movie night

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username first pic, getting ready for spa?

yourusername haha yess

username what are you watching?

yourusername my best friend's wedding!

username lmao i cannot picture lando watching that

lando well i do love a redhead ♡liked by author

alexandrasaintmleux i love that wine, can i join?

yourusername wdym join? come over, i will kick lando out for you

alexandrasaintmleux 😘😘

charlesleclerc should we ... get you two a room?

yourusername yes please

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lando posted a story

📍spa

↪username can't believe we got boyfriend lando back what a time to be alive

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yourusername posted a story

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f1 you heard it first: lando loves romcoms

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username i love that movieee

username yn must be a audrey hepburn fan

lando oh she is

username now everyone wants to know whether yourusername approves or not

username quick lando show us your letterboxd

yourusername i keep trying to convince him to make an account but he says it's useless bc he will end up logging the same movies i do🙄

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yourusername posted a story

caption for those of you asking yes i approve. I taught him well❤️‍🩹

↪username i wish i had a bf who looked at me with those puppy in love eyes

↪username to have lando whipped like that? girl you won in life

↪username i'm in love with that bag omg

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yourusername radio check🎧

tagged iamrebeccad, francocolapinto

lando uhm that's my bucket hat

yourusername not anymore

username are you excited for your birthday?

username when is it?

username next week!

iamrebeccad ❤️

francocolapinto i finally made it into the post🍾

yourusername acting like you didn't beg for it

francocolapinto for that now i won't give you an alfajor

yourusername NO IM SORRY PLEASE

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lando posted a story

caption almost birthday girl

↪yourbestfriend you better have something really big planned

lando just trust me!

yourbestfriend you are asking a lot of me but ok

↪carlossainz55 hey man, i took care of that favor you asked me to. rebecca is also excited

lando thanks a lot mate! for everything. let's hope she likes it🤞

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yourusername posted a story

caption hungary or hungry?

↪yourbestfriend i love you to death but you are not as funny as you think you are

yourusername 😔😔

↪lando LMAO you are a comedy genius

yourusername i love you

yourusername or are you just saying it to get a cinnamon roll?

lando i would NEVER

lando but can i still get one?

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Norris Family Series - Masterlist ⭑.ᐟ

Follow the Norris family into their everyday lives as Lando Norris balances F1, Marriage, and kids.

Headcanons

Wax Appointment ♡ ⟡ P1 | P2

Summaryજ⁀➴: In which you tell them about your brazilian wax appointment, they just have one problem, your waxer is a man.

Spoiled Much? ⟡ P1 | P2 | P3

Summaryજ⁀➴: Pranking them but telling them you let another man pay for you.

Anniversary Tears ☁︎ P1 | P2 | P3

Summaryજ⁀➴: In which your perfect anniversary was long forgotten by your boyfriend.

Solo Fics

࣭ ˖ 𐔌 𝐃𝐚𝐝 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 ࿐ . ۫ ♡ fluff | ☁︎ Angst Kimi Antonelli x Fem! Reader જ⁀➴ Desc: Kimi and you always had a crush on each other, your father, Toto Wolff knew this. After a world of heartache and a break up, Kimi is there to mend it with the support of your father.

࣭ ˖ 𐔌 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧 ࿐ . ۫ ♡ fluff | ☁︎ Angst Oscar Piastri x Fem! Reader જ⁀➴ Desc: Oscar finally wants to marry you, have his life with you forever. The only issue being, the media made sure to out his ring shopping, and the headliner of another woman didn’t help his plans.

 ˖ 𐔌 𝐃𝐚𝐝 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞࿐ . ۫ ♡ fluff | ☁︎ Angst | ⟡ Humor (Dad!) Max Verstappen x Fem! (Mom) Reader જ⁀➴ Desc: Max and you always planned the best birthday parties for your daughter, Sofie. But, with the weight of her not having friends and a birthday going wrong. Max is willing to step in and make everything right

˖ 𐔌 𝐀 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮࿐.۫ ♡ fluff | ☁︎ Angst | ⟡ Humor  Charles Leclerc x Fem! (Hamilton) Reader જ⁀➴ Desc:  As Lewis Hamilton’s sister and a busy fashion designer, love was never a priority—until your best friend George, with help from his girlfriend, sets you up on a blind date. You meet a lovely guy without realizing who he is; now, you’ve broken a rule without knowing. And even when you find out..you both decide to keep it hidden.

˖ 𐔌 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬࿐.۫ ♡ fluff | ☁︎ Angst Kimi Antonelli x Fem! Reader જ⁀➴ Desc: || Coming from wealth doesn’t mean you come from love. When your father cuts you off, you're left to find a roommate to help keep your life in Monaco afloat. Kimi Antonelli’s place isn’t ready yet, so he moves in—and what starts as convenience slowly brings peace, family, and unexpected change. ||

˖ 𐔌 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠࿐.۫ ♡ fluff | ☁︎ Angst | ⟡ Humor  Franco Colapinto x Fem! (Piastri) Reader જ⁀➴ Desc: || Franco flirts with everyone, so when he vocalizes his attraction to you and his feelings, you brush him under the rug. But the Argentine isn’t stopping to prove he’s serious about wanting you, and breaking down your walls is a challenge he’s accepting. ||

˖ 𐔌 𝐏𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 ࿐.۫ ♡ fluff (Dad) Oscar Piastri x Fem! (Mom) Reader જ⁀➴ Desc: || Oscar had always chased podiums and wins, but his true determination is making sure his one-year-old finally has a Christmas in Monaco, that she’ll never forget. ||

SMAU

࣭ ˖ 𐔌 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐢࿐ . ۫ ♡ fluff | ⟡ Humor Oscar Piastri x Fem! (baker) reader Summaryજ⁀➴: Just a bit of dessert romance near the tracks, and of course Oscar being the one to grow a sweet tooth of love.

[blueberrybirdsworld]

What's in my bag ?

Summary : While filming a “What’s In My Bag?” video for TUMI during a dreamy shoot in Lake Como, Lando Norris proudly shares his favorite travel items: headphones, cinnamon mints, lucky charms… and a stack of Polaroids of his girlfriend.

Until one very private photo slips into the mix, and suddenly the internet sees a whole lot more than he meant to show.

Genre : suggestive, fluff, oneshot

Pairing : Lando Norris x reader

Warning : mature content, allusion to nude and sex activities

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Author notes : funny and soft oneshot to bring a little bit of joy after the race of Sunday. Everyone please stay safe and if you can, stay away from social media if it gets too hard after this week-end race, love you all <3

Lake Como glistened in the soft morning light, its surface scattered with diamonds of sun as gentle waves rolled against the dock. A light breeze rustled the cypress trees lining the water’s edge, carrying with it the scent of pine and polished wood from the nearby villas. Birds chirped, water lapped, cameras clicked.

And somewhere on a private terrace above the lake, Lando Norris was trying not to sweat through his linen shirt.

“Alright, we’re rolling in three, two, one...” the cameraman’s voice faded into silence as the red light blinked on.

Lando sat back in the sleek director-style chair, a black TUMI backpack resting on his lap. He adjusted the strap, cleared his throat, and gave the camera his signature, cheeky grin.

“Okay. Let’s go.”

His voice echoed softly against the terracotta walls behind him.

“This is my TUMI backpack. I take it everywhere, especially when I’m traveling. It’s kind of like my...survival kit,” he chuckled, unzipping the top compartment. “You’ll see what I mean.”

One by one, he began pulling items out, placing them carefully on the small table beside him.

“First up: my headphones,” he said, holding up a sleek black pair. “Can’t live without these. Whether it’s music, Netflix on the plane, or zoning out in the paddock, these save me.”

He paused and smirked at the camera. “They also help when I’m pretending not to hear Oscar.”

The staff behind the camera chuckled.

“Next... passports. Plural. Yeah. I have three.” He fanned them out like a hand of cards, laughing. “I’m international, baby.”.”

He dug deeper into the backpack and pulled out a small, velvet pouch. Opening it carefully, he revealed several stone bracelets in warm earthy tones.

“My mum got me these for Christmas,” he said quietly, his tone softening. “I don’t always wear them on track days, but I keep them close. Just… makes me feel a bit more grounded.”

He placed them gently down and then brandished a small tin.

“Cinnamon mints,” he declared proudly. “For the sweet tooth. Helps with cravings. Or when you want to pretend you don’t eat like a raccoon at midnight.”

More laughter. The atmosphere was warm, friendly. Lando was in his element, somewhere between boyish and bold.

“Now we’re getting to the fun stuff.”

He pulled out a tangled mess of keychains, one shaped like a tiny McLaren helmet, another a fluffy orange pom-pom, and the last: a piece of tissue with the initials LN sewn into it.

“A fan gave me this,” he said, holding it between his fingers. “I’ve had it for years. It’s falling apart but... can’t travel without it.”

He smiled at the memory, then paused as his hand slipped into one of the deeper side pockets. His brow furrowed.

“Oh... wait,” he muttered, pulling something halfway out before immediately stuffing it back in.

He looked up at the camera, suddenly sheepish.

“Uhh...yeah. Some stuff I definitely can’t show you,” he said, grinning and scratching the back of his neck. “Let’s just say... it's better to stay protected”

The staff broke into laughter. One of the camera guys let out a dramatic “ooooohhh.”

“What?” Lando laughed, holding up his hands in mock innocence. “You never know, okay? I like to get prepared.”

Still grinning, he reached again into the bag and pulled out a small, silver disposable camera.

“This guy comes everywhere with me,” he said. “I take film photos when I travel. Stuff that’s just for me, you know? Not for Instagram. Just memories.”

He held it up with affection, then reached in again and began pulling out little mementos: a handmade skull keyring from Mexico, a folded receipt with something scribbled on the back, a broken friendship bracelet.

“I’m kind of a hoarder,” he admitted. “These are all... pieces of places. People. Moments. I like keeping them close.”

His hand brushed against something in the side pocket. A small, rubbery bottle.

He pulled it out before he registered what it was.

There was a beat.

He stared at the camera.

The bottle gleamed in the sunlight. Bright pink. Labelled clearly ' Lubricant: Strawberry flavor' .

“Oh. My god.”

He blinked, went pale, then immediately turned red.

“I...okay, that’s not, this is not...this wasn’t meant to be in here.”

He stuffed it back into the pocket, eyes wide.

The cameraman wheezed behind the lens. A staffer covered her mouth.

“I swear this is not... I didn’t pack this bag this morning!” Lando stammered. “Okay I did, but not, like, not with this interview in mind so I didn't know I had to show it.”

Lando groaned. “Can we cut that out? Please? It’s for...dry skin.”

“Oh wich part of your skin?”

He buried his face in his hands and trie to change the subject.

Still flustered, he grabbed one of his tech pouches and unzipped it, desperate to pivot.

“Oh!” he beamed. “Okay. These are my favorites.”

From the padded pouch meant for a laptop, he pulled out a neat little stack of Polaroids tied with a red ribbon. He untied them quickly, holding the first one up to the camera.

“This... is my girlfriend.”

The way he said it, like he couldn’t believe his luck, was soft, sincere.

He flipped through the pictures with reverence.

“This is her in Spain last summer. Look at this, she was trying to take a serious photo and I made a face behind her.”

He laughed.

“This is us in Monaco. Don’t ask how I convinced her to get in the pool. She hates cold water.”

Another.

“This is her sleeping. And this... this is her at breakfast, in my hoodie.”

His smile melted into something private, like a quiet sunrise behind his eyes.

“And this...”

He held up the next Polaroid to the camera without looking at it first. There was a beat. A pause.

From behind the camera, someone made a choked noise.

Lando glanced up. “What?” Then looked at the picture.

“Oh...oh, no. No, no, no...”

He yanked it back quickly, his ears flushing bright pink.

“Shit, this isn’t...this was not supposed to be in that pile.”

He stuffed it deep into the side of the bag, clutching the remaining Polaroids protectively.

“Oh my god, please can you blur it,” he groaned, covering his face. “That’s from the other pile. Like...the private-private collection.”

The entire crew burst into cackles.

“I swear to god if that makes the cut, I’m a dead man. She’s going to kill me.”

“Was that a nude?” someone asked, not even trying to hide the glee.

“I am not answering that.”

“Was it?” the assistant pressed.

“I plead the fifth,” Lando said dramatically, still red-faced. “Blur it. Blur it, please. I’m begging you. I have a career. I have a relationship.”

He tried to laugh it off, but his smile was flustered, eyes wide and nervous.

Eventually, he cleared his throat, trying to move on.

“Anyway. My phone. My wallet. You know. The boring stuff.”

But even as he listed the rest of his items, he kept glancing at the camera, haunted. Regretfully boyish. Still blushing.

“Alright. That’s what’s in my bag,” he said quickly, snapping the backpack shut. “And apparently... a reason to get murdered by my girlfriend.”

He groaned again. “Can we cut that part? Please? I swear, she’s gonna make me sleep on the balcony.”

The red light turned off.

The staff burst into applause.

“Best interview yet,” one of the directors laughed, clapping. “Gonna break the internet.”

@TUMIofficial

WHAT’S IN MY BAG with Lando Norris: Lake Como Special Catch our exclusive behind-the-scenes interview with what Lando really carries with him👀

@_user1 WAIT. Did he just… show a nude of his gf on camera?? 😭😭😭

@_user2 THE WAY HE PANICKED. omg that was NOT staged. He looked like he wanted to die 💀💀💀

@_user3 No bc I NEED to know what was on that Polaroid. Was it like artsy nude or nude-nude?

@_user4 LMFAO he had the audacity to hint at condoms, then literally WHIPPED OUT A NUDE LIKE IT’S A FAMILY VACAY SNAP 💀💀

@_user5 He carries cinnamon mints for his sweet tooth AND spicy pics of his girl?? man’s layered fr

@_user6 Not Lando Norris accidentally exposing his thirst for his gf on a sponsored ad 😭 someone check on the TUMI PR team

@_user7 Lube AND nudes of his girl?? Lando Norris is not packing for a trip. He’s packing for a weekend of sin.

@_user8 He really said: “this is her being pretty, this is her sleeping… and this is her NAKED” lmao LANDO WHYYYYY

@_user9 This man is not traveling. He’s on a mission.

@_user10 Lando really opened that bag and gave us: emotional support bracelets, cinnamon mints, protection, lube, porn. He's got range.

@_user11 “Some stuff I can’t show you” and then five minutes later accidentally shows us 😭 this man has NO filter and NO chill

@_user12 This isn’t a “what’s in my bag” this was a “what’s in normally in my bedroom drawer but I somehow take it everywhere in my backpak”

@_user13 He said “I like to be prepared” and I believe him now

@_user14 “That’s from the other pile” UM. HELLO????? THERE IS A PILE??

@_user15 Protective AND obsessed with his girl?? I need a man like Lando

@_user16 He really said “what’s in my bag?” and the answer was: horniness

Texts messages

Y/N Just watched the TUMI video 😇

Lando Oh no.

Y/N The one where my nude photo makes a guest appearance in front of 1.2 million people? 🤗

Lando BABE It was an ACCIDENT But don't worry it's blur we can't see a single thing I didn’t mean to pull that photo I meant the cute ones!! The breakfast one!! The one where you’re wearing my hoodie!!

Y/N So you show the one where i’m wearing nothing at all?

Lando I’m sweating I’m actually sweating I’m gonna get sued. by you. By TUMI. By your parents

Y/N My mum did text me She said “interesting campaign... very modern”

Lando NOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m crawling into the lake

Y/N Also “i like to be prepared”? Really? What exactly are you preparing for mid-flight with lube? 🤔

Lando Dry skin!!! I said it's for my dry skin!!!!!

Y/N Right Because when i think of skin hydratation i think of edible lubricant 🙃

Lando I’m scared to check twitter Someone called my bag “frat boy coded" They’re not wrong

Y/N You do carry condoms, lube, candy and a Polaroid of me naked in the same backpack You’re like Dora the Explorer if she was addicted to sex

Lando DORA?!?!?! 😭

Y/N “What’s in my bag?” Everything but self-control

Lando Okay, first of all, RUDE Second of all… the lube smells nice Third of all… You didn’t complain last time

Y/N Oh so now you’re doubling down??

Lando Just trying to make the best of my public humiliation Besides What’s so wrong with carrying a few... essentials? A man’s gotta travel prepared

Y/N You sound like a horny boy scout

Lando “Always be ready” is a valid motto 🙋‍♂️

Y/N Valid until you drop a bottle of lube in front of a camera crew

Lando They laughed so hard i thought someone was gonna need CPR

Y/N You’re lucky i love you And you’re lucky the nude was actually a good one

Lando Thank you 🥺 i almost show the one where you’re biting the sheet but i had... instincts

Y/N INSTINCTS???? You mean your last two brain cells had a moment of clarity

Lando Pls Do you still love me?

Y/N Debatable Might depend on whether or not you bring me almond croissants when you will come back

Lando Deal But only if you let me take a new Polaroid… One just for me to see😉

Y/N … Good luck on media day tomorrow Norris

Lando Oh no god I forgot about that

The paddock was already buzzing by the time Lando arrived, hoodie up over his head like he was trying to go incognito. Not that it helped, cameras turned as soon as he walked through the gates.

Media day.

He kept his head down, offering a few tight-lipped smiles to passing crew and journalists. He could feel the looks. The barely contained smirks. The PR team had already warned him to "expect commentary.” He hadn’t realized commentary meant the entire motorsport world was now intimately familiar with the contents of his bag.

He reached the McLaren hospitality unit and headed straight for the driver lounge.

Oscar was already there.

He looked up from his phone the second Lando walked in, and the smile started immediately.

“Morning,” Oscar said, way too casual. “Sleep well?”

Lando didn’t answer. Just dropped into the chair across from him and stared at the ceiling.

Oscar waited half a beat.

Then: “So… what’s in your bag today?”

Lando groaned, eyes closing. “No.”

“No what?” Oscar asked, blinking innocently.

“I’m not doing this with you.”

Oscar nodded slowly, tapping his phone against the table. “Right. Of course. Strict media day focus. No time for lube talk.”

Lando didn’t move but look at him shocked. “Oscar!”

“Yes?”

“I will actually fight you if you keep talking”

Oscar continued, unfazed. “I’ve learned a lot about you this week.”

“Please stop.”

“Your skincare routine. Your travel essentials.”

“It’s for my girlfriend,” Lando muttered.

Oscar nodded slowly. “Romantic.”

Lando looked at him. “I didn’t mean to show half that stuff.”

Oscar took a long sip of his water bottle, then added, deadpan: “You were really sweating.”

“I was panicking, Oscar.”

“Yeah. I noticed.”

There was a pause.

Oscar looked back down at his phone.

“I just didn’t know you were the type to carry… souvenirs.”

Lando threw his head back and groaned. “It’s private. It’s supposed to stay private.”

Oscar raised an eyebrow. “You handed it to a camera crew.”

“I didn’t know it was that one.”

Oscar hummed. “Risky system.”

Lando covered his face. “I’m not coming out for media. Tell them I’ve combusted.”

Oscar leaned back again, shrugging. “Might be safer. Someone from Williams asked if you’re sponsored by Durex now.”

Lando didn’t respond. He was too busy trying to crawl into his chair.

Oscar gave a tiny, satisfied nod.

Then, after a beat: “At least the mints were normal.”

“Thanks,” Lando said miserably. “Really comforting.”

Oscar took another sip from his water bottle, then looked back at Lando, who was still sulking in the chair across from him, hoodie half over his face.

After a moment, Oscar spoke again. Calm. Curious.

“Okay, but... I actually have a question now.”

Lando didn’t move. “Please don’t.”

Oscar ignored him, tone completely deadpan. “What’s in the pile?”

Lando sat up slowly, blinking at him in horror. “What the hell, Oscar?”

Oscar stayed relaxed, perfectly composed. “You said it yourself. There's the normal Polaroids. And then there’s the private-private pile. So… what’s in it?”

“I am not...” Lando pointed at him, absolutely done. “...having this conversation with you.”

Oscar raised a brow. “Just curious. For science.”

Lando stood up instantly. “I’m leaving.”

Oscar shrugged. “Fair.”

Lando stormed toward the door, muttering something about changing teams, changing sports, maybe even changing names.

He was halfway out when,

“Oi!” Oscar called after him. “Don’t forget your backpack, Norris.”

Lando froze mid-step.

Oscar was already grinning.

“You left it,” he added, far too casually. “Y’know… the one with your precious things in it.”

Lando turned around like a man walking back into a crime scene, snatched the bag off the chair with one hand, and glared.

“Stop talking about it,” he muttered.

Oscar just smiled. “I’m not saying anything.”

“You are thinking them.”

Oscar leaned back, unfazed. “I’m not.”

“You’re being insufferable.”

Lando slung the bag over his shoulder and walked out without another word.

As the door shut behind him, Oscar shook his head slightly and let out a quiet laugh, just enough to himself, just loud enough for it to echo in Lando’s memory for years to come.

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[landoughnut]

You're Dating Him?! - LN4

masterlist - request

pairing: lando norris x leclerc!fem!reader

summary: lando's been soft launching, but when someone spots the youngest leclerc out with him in Italy, her brothers don't react as they'd hoped

w/c & a/n: smau | I need smau fic ideas, chat gpt is not helping 😭

lando

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lando nice and needed vacation ☀️

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user1 IS THAT A G-GIRL ⁉️⁉️

carlossainz55 aye you bastard answer my messages 😑 ♥︎ by author

charles_leclerc looks like little lando norris is all grown up 🥺

maxfewtrell oh he's all grown up all right 😏

lando maxfewtrell you keep your mouth SHUT

charles_leclerc maxfewtrell ????

user2 damn we got lando soft launching before gta 6

user3 she looks oddly familiar but I can't think of how

maxfewtrell 😶

user3 maxfewtrell TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW

maxfewtrell user3 🤐

user3 maxfewtrell you BITCH

oscarpiastri looking tan mate 👍 ♥︎ by author

user4 do we think oscar knows who she is

maxverstappen1 why was I not informed about this

lando because you have connections 😄

maxverstappen1 lando so you're assuming I'd tell others ??

lando maxverstappen1 don't play the victim we all know you love to gossip 🙄

user4 lando says max v has connections to her 🤔 does that mean she's part of the f1 world ♥︎ by author

user5 YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING

user6 LANDO LIKING ?????

user7 maybe she's a sister of one of the drivers??

user8 no way that would ever happen lmao

lando

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lando they do say Italy is the country of love 🫶

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user9 soldiers we've lost him 🫡

carlossainz55 🫡😢 ♥︎ by author

user10 carlossainz55 LMAOAOAO its okay carlando lives on forever

oscarpiastri don't do anything I wouldn't do kids 👍

lando I'm literally older than you 🤓 and she's your age...

user11 NEW INFORMATION UNLOCKED ‼️ mystery girl is brunette, 23, knows f1

user12 that unfortunately doesn't really help much

user11 user12 yet...

danielricciardo since when did you take good pictures 🤨 ♥︎ by author

lando she taught me 🤭

user13 THAT SHOULD BE ME HOLDING YOUR HAND 💔

alexandrasaintmleux gorgeous girl ♥︎ by author

maxverstappen1 I recognize that back...

lando SHUT UPPPP

lando maxverstappen1 wait wdym you recognize her back 😾

charles_leclerc hey my sister went to Italy recently too lmao imagine if you ran into her

lando heh that would be pretty funny 😅

maxfewtrell lando can you be anymore obvious mate

yourusername I cant charles is so oblivious 😭

lando

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lando 🌊🛥️ maxfewtrell

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maxverstappen1 interesting...

oscarpiastri stay hydrated folks 👍

lando yes dad 👍

charles_leclerc looking clean 🔥 ♥︎ by author

arthur_leclerc cute couple 🤝 ♥︎ by author

lando I hope you'll still think that when you realizewho she is

maxfewtrell 🤪

arthur_leclerc maxfewtrell 🤔

carlossainz55 you two better be keeping it PG 👀😏

lando more like MA

charles_leclerc lando be safe use protection ☝️

maxfewtrell charles_leclerc ☠️

charles_leclerc maxfewtrell ?????

alexandrasaintmleux tell her I said hi 🎀 ♥︎ by author

charles_leclerc you know who she is??

alexandrasaintmleux charles_leclerc hehe....

user14 I HAVE A SUSPICION ON WHO IT IS BUT Y'ALL WILL CALL ME CRAZY

user15 SPILL

user14 user15 I THINK SHE'S yourusername

user14 hear me out: she's oscars age (who are both 23), she's brunette (like charles lorenzo and arthur), charles told us that his sister recently went to Italy on lando's post of pics from there, she liked this post, AND alexandra (charles' gf) commented on this and the last post

user16 user14 WAITTTTTT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT

yourusername

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yourusername cat's out of the bag I guess 🤗 this is my cutesy boyfriend lando 💗

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user17 WHATATATATAAT YOU'RE WHO LANDO HAS BEEN SOFT LAUNCHING ⁉️

maxverstappen1 I KNEW IT ♥︎ by author

user7 I CALLED IT BRO I SAID A DRIVERS SISTER AND YALL DOUBTED

user8 IM SORRY 😣

oscarpiastri finally!! congrats 👍 ♥︎ by author

maxfewtrell NOOOO I WAS HAVING FUN TROLLING

yourusername yeah we know 😄

user18 how did lando pull a leclerc

lando excuse me???

user19 lando she's literally an angel and then you're.... lando

yourusername user19 that's exactly why I love him :)

lando yourusername I love you too baby 🥺 ♥︎ by author

charles_leclerc what the FUCK.

charles_leclerc I'LL KILL HIM

charles_leclerc WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU HUGGING THAT THING

lando "THAT THING" ⁉️⁉️

charles_leclerc lando fuck off je ne te parlais pas

lando charles_leclerc I don't understand french 😢

yourusername lando maybe it's for the better my love 🥰

charles_leclerc yourusername "MY LOVE"???? UNBLOCK ME AND ANSWER MY CALLS

alexandrasaintmleux yourusername don't unblock him he's got steam coming out of his ears... and arthur also showed up

maxfewtrell 😎🍿 ♥︎ by author

lando glad you're enjoying this while I'm fearing for my life

charles_leclerc WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS TOUCHING MY BABY SISTER????

arthur_leclerc WHY IS HIS MOUTH ON YOURS IN THAT TWEET

charles_leclerc POURQUOI TU SORS AVEC LUI?? JE VAIS LE POUSSER DANS LES BARRIÈRES SUR LA VOIE, ATTENDS JUSTE

charles_leclerc lando YOU SAID YOU WERE KEEPING IT MA ON THIS VACATION

arthur_leclerc don't worry bro I'm sharpening my axe 🥰

lando arthur_leclerc AXE?!?!!? WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE??

maxverstappen1 lando it was nice competing with you

lando ☹️

user20 damn lando I wasn't familiar with your game 😮‍💨

lando everyone being so surprised that she's dating me is quite insulting 😪

leclerc_pascale beautiful ❤️ ♥︎ by author

yourusername I LOVE YOU MAMAN

lando I'm too pretty to die 💔

arthur_leclerc who lied to you??

lando arthur_leclerc your sister I guess ♥︎ by author

lorenzotl lando you're only digging your grave deeper

lorenzotl I'm so happy for you ma petite soeur ❤️ ♥︎ by author

yourusername thank you enzo I love you ❤️

arthur_leclerc lorenzotl YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS ?????

charles_leclerc does he make you happy.

yourusername yes very happy 🥹

charles_leclerc yourusername is he respectful.

yourusername charles_leclerc he couldn't be more of a gentleman

charles_leclerc yourusername I still don't like this 😡 but... I'll give him a chance

lando charles_leclerc THANK YOU PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I SWEAR I'LL BE THE BEST BROTHER IN LAW

arthur_leclerc lando BROTHER IN LAW?????

[writtenbylandaur]

bhench*d! is that how you say it? - written smau

lando norris x desi!reader

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lando's texts to aarav

Lando waited all day for an opening to show off his slang, he tried to catch Y/n by surprise once but she was on call with her dad and he didn't want to embarrass himself.

The perfect opportunity presented itself when Y/n asks him to build a lego with her, they're sat down in complete focus. He stands up to get them some water, when he comes back, he takes a deep breath before the words slip out, "Here you go chomu."

Y/n stops what she is doing, trying to figure out if she heard wrong, then she looks at him, seated cross-legged and smug.

Lando's waiting for a reaction but all he can make out from her face is confusion, and anger?

"What did you just call me?" Her tone scares him, as he moves away a little.

"Chomu, did I pronounce it wrong? Fuck!" He grumbles, "How am I meant to pronounce it?"

"Lando." Y/n turns her body around to face him, her eyes are now wide, and her fists are clenched. "Do you know what you just called me?"

Lando senses her upset undertone, immediately taking Y/n's hands in his, relaxing a little when he feels her fists unclench, "I called you my love, didn't I?"

Y/n blinks, staring at her boyfriend with an expression he can't decipher. They're both staring at each other in silence until Y/n lets out a chuckle, which soon turns into a hiss of hysterics. She takes her hands away from Lando's tight grip, making him deflate as she cups his cheeks.

"Who taught you that?" She asks between breathy laughs,

"I asked Aarav." Lando admits, "He lied to me didn't he?"

Y/n giggles kissing Lando's lips, "You're so gullible, why would you not double check?"

"I didn't think Aarav wanted me to be single and balls less." Lando murmurs.

Y/n chuckles, "He probably knew I would realise."

"I am never living this down." Lando sighs, wrapping his arms around Y/n in a sulky manner, before cuddling into her neck.

"What does the word mean anyway?" Lando asks.

"It means stupid, but it has multiple meanings, like cheap and stuff too, so don't use it too much."

"I am sorry, I didn't mean it." He leaves a small kiss on her neck.

"I know you didn't meri jaan." She whispers back, her fingers pulling at his curls.

"What does that mean?" He asks, sitting up.

"My love? My life? Along those lines."

"Meri... jaan." Lando repeats with a smile, Y/n bounces a little, "You're adorable." She smiles, kissing his lips.

Lando smiles, "Also what does bhenchood mean?"

"It's bhenchod, there's no ooo sound. I am so glad you didn't call me that or I would have slapped you as a reflex."

"I am going to murder him." He mirrors Y/n's smile, "Bhenchod, is that how you pronounce it?"

Y/n nods. Lando grins taking his phone out.

instagram

yourusername added to their story!

caption: i thought i was escaping the desi dad rage road cursing, but alas

story comments:

ynsister: jijaji hard launch?

user1: LANDOS DATING A DESI CONFIRMED?????

user4: her cousins are NEVER hearing the end of this.

lando: some of these bloody madharchods shouldnt be driving

lando made a post!

caption: meri jaan <3

comments:

yourusername: who sent you that last picture?

>lando: my saala

>>ynsister: SAALI*** YOU DONT HAVE A SAALA

>>>lando: oops 🤦🏼‍♂️

>>>>yourusername: i love you......... sometimes

aarava: my god SHUT UP COLONIZER

>lando: its ur fault

user1: bhabhi ji is so out of his league

>user2: ALR CALLING HER BHABHI?

>>user1: yep

user3: sitting so close to the tv during races is so real.

> user2: ikr.

aarava: this is has to be culture appropriation

>lando: you have to be a social experiment

>>aarava: say bhenchod correctly before you get brave w me gora

>>>lando: whats a gora now

>>>>yoursister: he called you a horse

>>>>>lando: a majestic one

>>>>>>yoursister: gora pakora

>>>>>>>lando: does that mean majestic horse @/yourusername

>>>>>>>>>yourusername: dont listen to these two

>>>>>>>>>>user4: aarav and landos saali bullying him together..... even Shakespeare couldnt come up with this.

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a/n: i lowkey do not like this work 😭 hindi is NOT my first language so im sorry lol.

ill post sth better soon i think!

[vernonetics]

my boy ! grid smau

random texts with drivers! (enemies to lovers + brother’s best friend)

content warnings. age jokes. forbidden vibes. light swearing & innuendos. playful insults & sarcasm. flirty tension. different trope for each driver. go girl give us nothing. i made a typo in lewis’ texts, it’s supposed to be “too”. this is a request.

charles ! — brother’s best friend, gasly!reader

lewis ! — enemies to lovers, younger!reader

franco ! — enemies to lovers, pr manager!reader

lando ! — brother’s best friend, sainz!reader

oscar ! — enemies to lovers + sister’s best friend, hattie’s bff!reader

alex ! — brother’s best friend, sargeant!reader

carlos ! — brother’s best friend, leclerc!reader

yuki ! — enemies to lovers, journalist!reader

max ! — brother’s “enemy”, russell!reader

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Happy Birthday

drivers: max verstappen, george russell, charles leclerc, logan sargeant, pierre gasly, lando norris, alex albon

summary: how the drivers celebrate your birthday

a/n: happy (early) birthday to me! Highly biased but all totally based on things I like to do for my birthday

Masterlist

yn

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yn: What a way to wake up! Thank you my love for the wonderful start to my day 💜💜

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user1: ngl my fav wag for sure

↳user2: mine too!

f1waggossip: have a happy birthday!

f1: We hope you have a fun day yn! Would hate for one of our drivers to disappoint!

↳yn: they could never!

scuderiaferrari: Ti auguriamo un fantastico compleanno! We hope you have a great birthday!

↳yn: Grazie admin!

williamsracing: Have a great day yn!

↳yn: 💙💙

mercedesamgf1: Wishing you the best today yn!

↳yn: it’s been made all the better for talking to you!

Max Verstappen

yn

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yn: I want nothing but you, the wind in my hair, and the open road

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maxverstappen1: I’m glad today was everything you wanted

↳yn: I couldn’t have asked for anything better — thank you max for making today special

user1: ummm where can I get one max? Asking for my birthday

landonorris: have a great birthday yn!

↳yn: thanks Lando! And thank you for the…signed Lando merch? Just what I wanted, really

↳landonorris: I knew you were gonna love it

↳maxverstappen1: yeah it made for a good fire starter 👍

↳landonorris: You muppets!

user2: I wanna go on a ride with max verstappen?

↳user3: Right? Like where do we sign up for that service?

iamrebeccad: Oh my love, another year older and yet you look more beautiful than ever

↳yn: let’s run away and get married 💍

↳iamrebeccad: say no more 🧳🧳

↳maxverstappen1: actually if you could say some more please? On how you’re stealing my girlfriend?

↳carlossainz55: yn please stop

↳yn: denied…and on my birthday too…

↳iamrebeccad: The nerve…

user4: so jealous right now…

charles_leclerc: Joyeux anniversaire yn et j'espère que vous apprécierez le voyage aujourd'hui. Happy birthday yn and I hope you enjoy the journey today

↳yn: I enjoy the journey everyday but most especially the days with max

user5: they went to the beach and a drive-in??

↳user6: god I want that life…

victoriaverstappen: have a good birthday today!

↳yn: Thanks Vic! I definitely will

redbullracing: happy birthday yn!

↳yn: Could I get a working car for max as a gift? Please. I beg of you

↳user7: she’s all of us right now…

↳redbullracing: …I’m just the intern 😓

↳yn: then show it to whoever it needs to go to please

↳maxverstappen1: yn…

↳yn: what? It’s what I really want!

George Russell

yn

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yn: It’s always nice to take a step back and take in the view (especially if it’s of you 🩶🩶)

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georgerussell63: Happy birthday darling

↳yn: Thank you George — today has been the best day ever, thanks to you

↳user1: 😭😭😭 I want what you guys have

user2: this post is calling me single in, like, 5 different languages

↳user3: sleepover on the highway tonight I guess…

landonorris: oh my god you’re a year older?

↳yn: Yes?

↳landonorris: figures…

↳yn: And that means??

↳landonorris: you look a year older

↳yn: I’m going to steal George’s car and run you over

↳georgerussell63: LANDO!

↳user4: ohhh he’s got George yelling…

↳yn: he’s already on the phone with him 🙄

user5: they went painting too 😢🥰

↳user6: I swear they’re the most wholesome couple ever…

alex_albon: we used to go painting together…

↳yn: You can drop the act — I know for a fact George asked if you and Lily wanted to come with us today and you said no

↳georgerussell63: You specifically said you didn’t want to intrude on our “special day”

↳lilymhe: we could’ve been hanging out today?!

↳yn: We could’ve! Alex was just getting in the way of us…

user7: ok but George and Alex’s conversation…”special day”?

↳user8: if she shows up to Hungary with a ring, I’m going to scream…

lewishamilton: happy birthday yn 🖤

↳yn: Thank you Lewis! And thanks again for the gift! I loved it

Charles Leclerc

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: spent the day spoiling my girl on her special day — Joyeux anniversaire, mon amour

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arthur_leclerc: Joyeux anniversaire, ma sœur (même si tu dois passer la journée avec Charles...) Happy birthday, sister (even if you have to spend the day with Charles…)

↳charles_leclerc: 😑😑

↳charles_leclerc: how do I dislike a comment?

↳yn: Thank you Arthur! (And I love spending the day with Charles 🤭🥵😉)

↳arthur_leclerc: Pourquoi pensez-vous que j'ai besoin de savoir cela yn? Why do you think I need to know that yn?

yn: the best surprise to wake up to — and spending the day with you was all I ever needed

↳charles_leclerc: it was the very least you deserved, mon amour

↳user1: oh to have Charles Leclerc spoil me on my birthday…

pierregasly: happy birthday yn 🎂

↳yn: thanks pear 🍐!

user2: i need to know everything that was bought today

↳user3: anything but a complete list is a travesty…

maxverstappen1: happy birthday yn

↳yn: thanks max! And thank you for the toys for Leo — he's already chewing through them

↳user4: he got her gifts for Leo 😭😭

scuderiaferrari: happy birthday to the best wag!

↳yn: thanks admin!

↳yn: and for my birthday I'm asking for an actual working strategy for Charles — not the usual hopes and prayers, yeah?

↳user5: ok my god girl — drag them

↳scuderiaferrari: …I'll pass the message along?

↳yn: that would be nice

↳charles_leclerc: mon amour really?

↳yn: yes

user6: using her birthday wish to get Charles a working strategy…ICON. QUEEN 👑

↳user7: can I be her when I grow up?

francisca.cgomes: a shopping spree? without me?

↳yn: oh baby no

↳yn: it's not what it looks like! I promise!

↳francisca.cgomes: you sure?

↳yn: it's not serious I promise! You're my one and only 💙💙

↳pierregasly: really?

↳charles_leclerc: really? My girlfriend?

↳francisca.cgomes: our girlfriend Leclerc! liked by yn

Logan Sargeant

yn

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yn: while I could've done without you pushing me in and tipping me over, I had a fantastic day today — thank you Logan 💙💙

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user1: what I wouldn't give to go kayaking right now…

↳user2: I know what you mean

logansargeant: I was just helping you cool down

↳logansargeant: I don't know why you're complaining babe

↳yn: you were helping my white tank top get wet, actually

↳user3: I mean…I get it

↳logansargeant: as long as it's only your imagination!

↳user3: 🫡

oscarpiastri: happy birthday yn! Enjoy your day (and maybe push Logan back in a few times, yeah?)

↳yn: I'm definitely enjoying it 😏🥵

↳logansargeant: and she definitely pushed me in more then I did…

↳oscarpiastri: more info than I wanted yn, so thanks for that

↳oscarpiastri: and you definitely deserved it Logan

↳user4: your honor they match each others freak

alex_albon: ummm where was our invite?

↳liamlawson30: trust me, you don't want one

↳alex_albon: …that bad?

↳logansargeant: he just likes to complain

↳yn: a snake fell on him from a tree and he raced faster than his car to finish the trip

↳liamlawson30: IT WAS HUGE??? AND LANDED RIGHT ON ME?

↳yn: it was a garter snake you were fine, you big baby

↳alex_albon: yeah I think I'm good. Happy birthday though!

↳yn: thanks Alex!

lilymhe: this sounds like it was a wet T-shirt contest…

↳yn: yeah the tshirts went away fast

↳lilymhe: and this happened without me??

↳yn: next time it will be a private show for you baby girl

↳lilymhe:😳😳

↳alex_albon: what??

↳logansargeant: what??

↳yn: I said what I said

Pierre Gasly

yn

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yn: my first time at Disney and I quite like it…when can we come back?

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pierregasly: whenever you want chérie — I hope you have had an amazing birthday today 🩷🩷

↳yn: it's been the best birthday I can remember — and it's all thanks to you

↳pierregasly: celebrating you for an entire day is the easiest thing I've ever done (except from loving you)

↳user1: wow I'm so lonely…

flavy.barla: happy birthday love 💜

↳yn: the best birthday wish today darling

↳user2: these two being friends while Estabon and Pierre hate each other is my Roman Empire

user3: happy birthday yn! I hope you enjoyed Disney! And thanks again for the pictures

↳yn: it's been a great birthday! And taking pictures with fans is always a pleasure!

↳user4: reason infinity why yn is the best wag…

user5: god Pierre and yn are so cute together

charles_leclerc: happy birthday yn ♥️

↳yn: thanks Charlie! And thanks for the suggestion for Disney — it's been amazing

carmenmmundt: girls trip to Disney next time?

↳yn: oh absolutely!

↳francisca.cgomes: count me in!

↳lilymhe: me too!

↳lilyzneimer: 🙋‍♀️

↳flavy.barla: don't forget about me!

↳alexandrasaintmleux: packing my bags!

↳iamrebeccad: clearing my schedule as we speak!

Lando Norris

yn

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yn: my 2 greatest loves — Lando and LEGO! Thanks for building some with me today baby

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landonorris: whatever the birthday girl wants, the birthday girl gets! And building Lego with you is always fun

↳yn: especially when we get all the McLaren's and customize the mini figs so they have your helmet?

↳landonorris: especially then 😊

↳user1: oh my god you guys are so cute together

user2: that sounds like an amazing birthday — LEGO and Lando…

↳yn: it's definitely up there for my favorite day!

↳user2: well then have a spectacular birthday! liked by yn, landonorris

oscarpiastri: happy birthday I guess

↳yn: thanks I guess

↳oscarpiastri: hope it's been a great one I guess

↳yn: it has been I guess

↳user3: these 2 are a riot whenever they interact

alex_albon: i see you’re holding on to the superior lego car there

↳yn: yeah it was just in the way of the mclaren one we actually wanted

↳alex_albon: I take back all the birthday wishes

↳yn: you didn't give me any in the first place???

user4: I love how they repainted the mini fig's helmets to match Lando's?? Like that's so adorable??

↳user5: I say this a lot but I want what they have for real 

↳user6: no no no I get it — I too want what they have

mclaren: those are some pretty fantastic cars you've got there

↳yn: yeah I'm all ready to start my racing career sign me up and get me in a car

↳mclaren: already calling up Zak to see what we can do for you

↳user7: is there anyone that yn isn't on good terms with?

maxverstappen1: my condolences today

↳yn: …whatever for?

↳maxverstappen1: another year older and you still have to deal with little Lando Norris liked my yn

↳yn: 🤣🤣

↳landonorris: you frickin' muppets!

Alex Albon

yn

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yn: an interactive zoo?? For my birthday? It's like you love me or something — thanks Alex for making this the best day ever

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user1: you got to pet the penguins?!?

↳user2: I'm more impressed by feeding the giraffes — they look like they bite…

alex_albon: I might love you or something but I really just wanted a shield incase the penguins charged

↳yn: true love right there

↳user3: umm if you don't want him I'll take him

alex_albon: but for real — happy birthday yn, I hope it was everything you wanted today

↳yn: I got to ride an elephant, pet penguins, and feed giraffes. I couldn't ask for anything more

↳yn: and I guess having you there was a good thing too

↳user4: I love how they bully each other — that's true love right there

landonorris: ummm I don't mean to alarm you but I think you took one of the animals home

↳yn: I know but he trauma bonded to me and I can't leave him alone

↳alex_albon: I know you're making fun of me but this sounds like all the permission I need to get you a permanent paddock pass so you can come to all the races this year

↳landonorris: a year of seeing you everyday? Apologies yn

↳yn: sounds like perfection Alex 😉🥵 liked by alex_albon

user5: I wanna go to the zoo now too…

↳user6: then pack your bags and let's go!

lilyzneimer: you were in England AND went to a zoo without me?

↳yn: I'm so sorry my love I wasn't thinking…next time it will just be us and all the animals we can see

↳alex_albon: and me! Sorry but you just said we were trauma bonded — no getting rid of me now

↳lilyzneimer: …I guess

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[yuramour]

PINK — MV1

random texts with bf!max and younger!reader

requested by anon!

genre. smau, lowkey crack warnings. reader is like, early 20s so dw too much when i say younger 💀 word count. n/a

[formulaaddict14]

MAX VERSTAPPEN Masterlist

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Fics

From the start till the end : prologue, smau prologue, pt 1, pt 2 ( will not be finished)

Passenger Princess

SMAU’s

Horse Show Chaos : pt 1, pt 2

Last night : pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4

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[ham1lton]

I’LL BE THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS (MAYBE??)

pairings: oscar piastri x stan account!reader

warnings: none?

faceclaim: pam hughes / pamalaaam on ig.

summary: it is a truth universally acknowledged that a fast driver must be in want of a girlfriend—oscar piastri just didn’t expect his to be a twitter menace.

author’s note: jam is just a nickname that yn goes by online, which is good for security on the internet. stay safe kids !

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yourusername: girl date w/ bffname. jam, books and the winter air. what could be better?

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user1: WAHT?!

— user2: omg she wasn’t joking she’s actually that gorgeous.

user3: sorry you’re so pretty i’m taken aback. i assume that all ppl who argue online r hideous trolls but you’re clearly not. sorry. i apologise.

user4: did u buy your namesake?

— yourusername: ofc!! spent my paycheck on new ones. i’m the proud mama of two strawberry jams 😽

user5: LANDO LIKED YOUR POST

user6: literally drop the skincare routine rn or i’m calling the authorities.

– yoursername: genetics + water + spite <3

user7: girl what books did u get i need the haul

– yoursername: east of eden, the glass castle and some other classics!! i’ll post a proper vid later if you’d like <3

user8: lando liked… HE’S WATCHING.

– user9: he’s been watching. oscar is shaking.

user10: okay but imagine arguing with someone online and then finding out they look like this. i’d delete my account.

– user11: user3 already went through all five stages of grief in these comments.

user12: winter air is nice and all but i feel like oscar should be here warming you up just saying!!

friend: girl date and no invite?! feeling betrayed rn …. 😓

— yourusername: ur in australia but i apologise. we should have walked through land and sea. next time i see u i owe u a matcha for the trauma babe 😞

— friend: a decent apology. i accept it 😽

user13: she fights, she reads, she stuns… what CAN’T she do?

– yoursername: parallel park.

user14: not me zooming in to confirm this isn’t an ai-generated model.

– yoursername: sorry to disappoint, i’m very real and very chronically online.

user15: OSCAR GIRLIES R HOT WBK <3

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from: mclaren racing team@mclaren.com

to: jam jamdoesf1@gmail.com

subject: you’re invited – race weekend with mclaren

hi jam,

we hope you’re well. we’ve been following your incredible f1 content and couldn’t help but notice your… passionate defence of a certain quiet australian. it’s safe to say the team (and the driver in question) are fans.

we’d love to invite you to join us for the upcoming grand prix weekend as our guest. paddock access, behind-the-scenes moments, and yes – proper tea and snacks included.

let us know if you’re available and we’ll sort everything on our end, including travel and accommodation. we think you’ll have a lot of fun.

looking forward to hearing from you.

cheers,

the mclaren team.

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yourusername: hotties make some noise! (all u haters that say matcha tastes like grass r BABIES!!!)

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user1: i would recognise my goat’s hand anywhere… by touch alone, by smell; i would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. i would know him in death, at the end of the world.

— user1: my boo bear. my king. my reason. my oscar.

— user2: lando get off ur burner.

— user3: ICB LMFOAJDHEISJDN ?!38393&:

user4: jam ily. u taste good in matcha too. multi-use queen <3

*liked by yourusername.*

alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous girl 🤍 lovely meeting u!!!

— yourusername: says the most gorgeous girl in recorded human history. omg blushing rn 😝

user5: u could say cement tastes good and i’d try it.

user6: jam you’re so fine it’s honestly starting to feel like a personal attack

user7: OSCAR DATING AN F1 OBSESSED GIRL YASSSSS

— user8: me and jam as the mclaren wags. i can see it now.

user9: the middle pic is giving “soft launch” and i’m spiraling

— yourusername: it’s giving “he paid for the matcha so i had to post him”

user10: is ur name really jam?

— yourusername: not legally or professionally or personally but yea :)

user11: the way jam is so unhinged on twt but is the sweetest ever on ig needs to be studied….

— user12: like on twt when she threatened to pull up on that guy who was saying awful things about oscar and he deactivated all his socials??? vs on ig where she goes to farmers’ markets like a granny 😭

user20: if oscar doesn’t soft launch you back i’m rioting

— yourusername: pls i’d settle for him texting back within 3-5 business days

— user21: NOT OSCAR FUMBLING BAD BITCHES NOOOO

— user22: @/oscar GET UPPPPPP!!!!!

— user23: WTFFFFFFFFF STOP THIS MADNESS @/oscar

— user24: if i had a baddie like this i would do anything she asks… jam says jump? i say how high… oscar u need that energy NOW!!!!

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[sainztropez]

✧ mr. wrong - smau ✧

⋆° summary: in the spotlight of Formula 1 and heartbreak pop, yn and charles leclerc’s whirlwind romance spirals from “first and last love” to cryptic posts, bitter lyrics, and emotional fallout. love burns fast on the paddock but heartbreak burns faster.

⋆° pairings: charles leclerc x verstappen!singer!reader x ? ⋆° genre: some angst, some fluff (it'll come). lots of drama and mainly musical. ⋆° warnings: cheating, swear words.

part 2 here

2020

liked by charles_leclerc16, maxverstappen1 and 1.524.000 users

yn he finally grew a pair and asked me out. my 1st and last. tagged charles_leclerc16

maxverstappen1 please leave me this yn you were my cupid maxverstappen1 lying like that? ❤️ liked by author

user so no one's gonna talk about the age difference

user cuties

user hope to see yn around the paddock sometime! ❤️ liked by author

lando mf finally did it yn stooooop charles_leclerc16 get over it i'm her first love

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yn Sports Car single out now! Check out.

charles_leclerc16 my yn ❤️

charles_leclerc16 love you babygirl maxverstappen1 gross charles_leclerc16 love you too babyboy ❤️ liked by author yn thats the lestappen i ship charles_leclerc16 you're not for real

lando cool car ❤️ liked by author

carlossainz55 charles_leclerc16 i'm in your walls charles_leclerc16 what's with the jealousy? last time i checked her last name was verstappen not sainz... yn stop it you two!!!

user i'm so jealous of charles... why does he get to have her all to himself he doesn't deserve yn

user leclerc i wasn't familiar with your game

user "we can uh uh in it while you drive real far" wheres my baby yn? that sang about being "Enchanted to meet her prince"? user she's always been a lowkey freak with charles... user wait am i behind on chayn lore? user girrrrrl she used to be a bug about him, saying he was her first and last crush. even max got tired of it and eventually set them up lmao user a woman that years is a woman that earns!

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f1gossip Legendary singer Y/n (born Yn Verstappen) talks about her relationship with Ferrari's golden boy Charles Leclerc. "So... How do I start it? I mean, since my first album it's pretty obvious that I'm in love with Charles for a really long long time. I started bugging him about going on a date with me since last year and he wasn't being really easy — eventually he gave up and asked me out. I've never been happier." — says Yn to Jimmy Fallon in a interview last night. The singer also explains some of the songs that appear on her latest album and claims Charles as her inspirational muse. "To be really honest he's always been my muse... ever since Enchanted and You belong with me, which is a song that I'm kind of shy about now that everyone knows I was being petty. So, well... if you ask me about the songs in my new album, I'll probably have the same answer."

user how's this any related with racing?

user i can't believe people complain about this account... there's lots of accounts that only posts race stats and stuff like that. this one is for gossip bitches like me... ❤️ liked by author

user am i the only one that thinks yn is kinda the giver in this relationship? i mean she's always supporting him and i don't see the same user ngl i kinda agree user atp i think shes obsessed with having him

february 2024 - almost 4 years into the relationship

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f1wagsnews Trouble in paradise? Charles Leclerc spotted with mysterious brunette woman in Maranello. Is our Yn suddenly capable of being in two places at once? Has our Yn ditched her signature golden locks?

user charles leclerc is just a man anyway

user ughhh I swear she'd still stay with him even after he cheated user you dont even know if its him user regardless i aint wrong mmhm

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texts between yn and charles

march 2024

♪ Like a tattoo - yn

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yn best four years of my life (ps. leo loves me more)

charles_leclerc16 j'taime bébé (ps. he doesn't) yn he knows mommy charles_leclerc16 i know too yn stop... pr's gonna catch us.

maxverstappen1 love you baby sis ❤️ liked by author yn love you baby bro

lando be safe buggy ❤️ liked by author user even lando is fed up with charles bs

carlossainz55 you'll have to stop hanging around ferrari's garage you knoooow ❤️ liked by author

iamrebecad cutieeees <3 ❤️ liked by author

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charles_leclerc16 one and only

yn love you babyboy ❤️ liked by author

maxverstappen1 watch out

alexsaintmlux 🔒 couple goals ❤️ user whos this and why does only charles follow her ? user rumour has it they met in Maranello last month user yall dont know these people bffr

carlossainz55 they grow up so fast charles_leclerc16 stop acting like you're her dad carlossainz55 she's my daughter for real

lando cute bugs ❤️ liked by author

june 2024

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yn New album "Chemtrails over the country club" out now! Check it out, everyone! Love you all forever.

user are they even dating anymore?

user baby girl dropped a whole breakup album and didn't even break up

user its giving chayn ending soon... but i cant prove

maxverstappen1 gag it! ❤️ liked by author user help who teched max that word??

lando waiting for it!! yn its already out???? lando you know what... user PLEASE LET ME KNOOOOW

tatemcrae SEATED ❤️ liked by author

taylorswift my dearest little blonde, this one is magical! ❤️ liked by author

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f1gossip Spotted: our favorite Monégasque heartbreaker tangled up with a mysterious brunette (again!). For legal reasons, we won’t be revealing the name of his elusive flame — though Saint surely rings a divine bell. 😇

Now, while we’re still clocked into this tea shift, let’s unpack the romantic rollercoaster that's left us clutching our pearls. Judging by yn’s latest album, things weren’t exactly smooth sailing. In How to Disappear, she writes:

“I know he's in over his head but I love that man like nobody can.”

We’re sensing some toxic devotion energy…

And then there’s Happiness is a Butterfly:

“If he’s a serial killer, then what’s the worst that could happen to a girl that’s already hurt?”

Sound the alarms — that is not what Leclerc’s PR team had in mind when marketing the Perfect Couple™.

To top it all off? Yn swerved every relationship-related question in her latest interview, avoiding any mention of Leclerc like she was dodging Monaco’s turn 6.

Breakup confirmed? Not officially. But this silence screams louder than an engine rev on race day. 🏁💔

user girl’s been obsessed for years… called him her first and hopefully last. and now this?? rip chayn nation

user lando and oscar watchu doin here ? user they're messy...

user kinda chocked how max hasnt kicked his ass yet

user this bitch

user honestly? she has been my fav wag for years... i hope she's okay.

user can’t believe y’all are still riding for her… she’s been out here for years saying she might be a lil toxic and obsessed, and you still act like she’s always in the right?? Maybe the guy just wants peace user yeaaaa she's literally admitted to have a bit of a problem. let charles breathe omg. user okay charles burners accounts

user lets hope this new one is less obsessive with him

user yall charles fans are just boymoms i cant

texts between yn and charles

♪ The only exception - Paramore

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charles_leclerc16 my alex <3 alexsaintmlux

user cant believe you even got leo into this bs

user remember when it was "my yn"? comment deleted by author

lando foul one mate charles_leclerc16 let's focus on our own business mate lando sure

alexsaintmlux je t’aime, mon bébé ❤️ liked by author user girl read the room user cant believe now her insta is open lmao

iamrebecad couple goals ❤️ liked by author alexsaintmlux my cupid user the nerve

♪ Silver Springs - 2004 remaster - Fletwood Mac

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yn Deluxe album is out now! I poured all my love into this album and I truly hope you adore it. I’d also like to take this moment to say that I’ve received so many kind messages over the past few days (P.S. I tried to read every single one). Thank you for the support — I’ll always be here.

user i'm pretty sure her team wrote that last post… she don’t talk like that

user poor yn… hope ur okay (if u somehow see this 💔)

user "time casts a spell on you but you won’t forget me’ like HELLOOO the emotional damage he did to her? user bffr she didnt even wrote this post

lando you're the greatest

oscarpiastri whos this DIVA

maxverstappen1 love you babysis

carlossainz55 coolest verstappen out there!

user she's not even replying to her friends or brother :( user not even liking their comments :(

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it was december 2024. every trace of you on charles’s instagram was gone. posts, comments, tags — wiped clean like you’d never existed. his feed had turned into a glossy shrine to his new girl, every image meticulously curated by his pr team. even your most innocent comments on random posts, from before you ever dated, had mysteriously vanished. it was that bad. but the world would move on… or pretend to.

since the day charles ended things, you’d struggled to breathe. not metaphorically — literally. each inhale felt like dragging yourself through quicksand. you couldn’t eat. couldn’t smile. couldn’t pretend everything was fine. your closest friends, lando and oscar (by force of proximity), tried everything: junk food binges at 2 a.m., sunrise runs you reluctantly joined, desperate late-night calls. even max once attempted to bribe you out of bed with an all-expenses-paid spa weekend. nothing worked.

charles was your one and only. you’d genuinely believed you were just “going through a rough patch.” then he ghosted — no explanations, no texts, no calls — leaving you dissecting every laugh, every shared sunrise, hunting for the glitch. were you too intense? did the age gap finally become too much? was your career somehow to blame? questions piled up with no answers. charles was gone, and he made sure never to look back.

under full management control, your own instagram had turned into a digital puppet: recycled smiles, staged captions, nostalgic throwbacks with no real emotion behind them. your calendar swelled with appearances, promo shoots, album updates, and vague tour hints — others writing the chapters you’d lost control of.

then came the apex of absurdity: a performance booked for the fia’s 75th anniversary. as if forcing you to share the same air that still smelled faintly of charles’s cologne wasn’t enough. but maybe it was time. sooner or later, you’d have to wake up.

somewhere between late december and the jagged start of january, you did something you hadn’t dared in weeks. you opened instagram explore page. and there they were — post after post of charles and his new girl, smiles you’d once worn, now repainted by someone else.

shit.

you didn’t want to see it. you didn’t mean to. but you did.

and something inside you snapped.

“what do i gain from crying over him?” you thought, your mind a blank echo chamber. “did the world stop spinning?”

it didn’t. and maybe… maybe you needed to start spinning again too.

you’d stayed quiet long enough.

as the final grand prix of the year approached, a current of defiance surged through your veins. maybe it was the sound of engines. maybe it was the way the world kept turning without you. maybe you simply craved your moment back. whatever it was, you woke up and chose war, not peace.

you arrived at the track dressed to kill —not for him, not for pity, but for yourself. your signature stilettos, designed by the one and only christian louboutin just for you clicked like punctuation marks across the paddock, each step trailing confidence you didn't know you still had and chaos, 'cause theres no way you did not go there just to put gasoline into the fire, in equal measure.

down in the mclaren garage, laughter echoed off concrete walls. you slid into a seat between lando and oscar, leaning in as the three of you traded insider jokes that felt like home. oscar — someone that stepped up for you in a way you couldn't quite understand why, but he was there, trying to make you be you again; maybe it was the fact that he knew how awful is the feeling of being cheated on... or maybe he just wanted to see you happy — dared lando to something quite stupid that made lando nearly snort it out when you whispered: “loser buys dinner.” mechanics and engineers paused to watch the scene, the marketing team already having their phones out.

lando sneaked up behind you and draped a safety helmet over your head, making you shriek and punch his arm. oscar seized the moment, teasing “careful, danger’s cooking here.” you shot him a wicked grin, traced a finger along the helmet’s visor, and quipped, “i’ll take my chances.” they howled, crowning you “chief troublemaker.”

then the reporters swarmed. flashes erupted. one finally asked, their tone sharp as a thumb screw: “are you having an affair with one of them?”

with a malicious smile you raised an eyebrow and smirked, your voice low and playful: “they’re just good friends. very good friends... i wouldn't dare to choose between them so we'll have to stay like that”

lando feigned indignation, oscar dramatically clutched his chest, and you let out a clear, ringing laugh that scattered any pity in the air.

you waved at fans as you passed and paused for quickfire interviews, your eyes glittering with mischief. then, like sprinkling salt over an open wound, you dropped the final line: “i was invited by my dear friend carlos sainz—but let’s just say i’m saint-fully banned from entering that holy garage.”

you turned to the camera, lips curled in challenge: “carlitos, if you’re watching this… buena suerte, mwaaa!”

you didn’t simply walk the paddock. you owned every square inch of it, like you used to do before. maybe you were back to yourself.

you greeted team principals with a mischief expression, acting like you owned the place, cracked jokes with ferrari engineers — not daring to enter their garage —, and of course slipped into the red bull garage to plant a quick hug on max’s shoulder. “good luck, babybro,” you whispered, your voice warm and supportive. and before you left: “my heart’s orange today... you know”

red flags waved like flames on your way back to mclaren's garage.

somewhere in the blur of flashbulbs and engine roars, you felt it again.

the light shot diamonds from his eyes — as you once stated in your song Like a tattoo.

charles. watching. still.

you didn’t flinch. didn’t look back. didn’t break. he doesn't deserve me, you repeated like a mantra.

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yn just 3 bitches tellin each other exaaaaactly. btw very proud of my (big) babybro, also carlitos last podium with ferrari! everyone. lets just love each other. xx

lando missed you bug oscarpiastri you literally knock on her door everyday lando shut up yn love yaaaaaalllllll my pals mates

user omg THE REAL YN IS BACK IN TOWN

user she was kinda shady towards alex/charles today.... lmao user well.. they deserve it.

carlossainz55 never ending beef with ferrari? you look soooo good in red user why he's flirting with her, mate you have a gf user they are very good friends. why are you trying to imply a fliting ?

oscarpiastri exaaaaaaaactly diva

maxverstappen1 please tell me you wore a jacket over that dress . please tell me you were not alone with those two. yn well i wont maxverstappen1 say sike rn

lando posted a story oscarpiastri posted a story

caption(1): they're forming a duo now @/oscarpiastri @/ yn

caption (2): did lando just outcunt yn

𖡡 monaco

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charles_leclerc16 coming back home to have some rest, may 2025 season be greater. thank you for always being with me, my alex <3 love you, my one and only.

alexsaintmlux j'etaime <3 ❤️ liked by author

iamrebecad stop stealing her away from meeeeee alexsaintmlux lets runaway becs ❤️ liked by author

pierregasly you were great mate! ❤️ liked by author

you step out of the car feeling a familiar flutter in your stomach. you look incredible, but nerves are twisting like roller-coaster loops. of course you have studied the seating plan like it was a final exam —he’s front row, eyes going to be glued to you when you perform. the thought is part thrill, part panic.

two weeks ago you sat cross-legged on your living-room floor with coffee and headphones, refining your set list with your manager, trying to decide what to go for with this performance. obviously, two of your heaviest hitters, Sports car and Like a tattoo, plus a surprise mash-up of fan favorites. it felt just right: enough to light the room on fire with a twist only you could pull off.

the red carpet stuns as your gown flows behind you. cameras erupt, microphones thrust forward. you tilt your head to laugh at a reporter’s question and keep moving, slipping past the velvet ropes into the hushed grandeur beyond.

when it’s your time, the opening chords of “don’t blame me” roll out and you can’t resist a genuine, full-on smile. your cheeks flush at the memory of how deeply you once fell, every lyric felt like a whispered confession. by the second chorus, you’re lost in the melody, head tipped back, soul bared to the crowd.

the beat shifts into “sports car” and dancers carve around you with perfect precision. you ride the rhythm, that mischievous grin tugging at your lips as you sing every word like a private joke. it���s pure pop perfection and you dare to remember the scenes that inspired the writing process of this song. you smile.

to close, you pour your heart into “like a tattoo.” when you sing “the light shot diamonds from his eyes” your smile becomes electric, unmissable from any corner. you raise your hand like you’re reaching for him but let the moment hang there, deliciously unresolved, the way he let things end.

afterward, you drift through the crowd of staff members, torn between choosing to sit at your brother’s table with red bull and the your duo at mclaren. you shrug and think, why not add more fuel to the fire? and slide into the seat between lando and oscar, instantly feeling their buzz.

the host spots you three and leans in, voice smooth, you didn't know what was coming: “look at this little setup: two ripe papayas and one pop princess. with all that heat, who needs a safety car? guess y'all are going to need some serious lubrication…”

you and oscar burst into stifled smile. lando leans back, uncontainable smile that hang ear to ear. and a few feet away, charles leclerc watches with tightly pressed lips, not even a flicker of a smile. yes, that was caught on camera.

as the night caves in, you don't even know if you wanna head home or if you just wanna hang around those two a little more. they just accept it.

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yn not every single song is about you. happy to be here today! (omw to buy some lub, someone say i might need it)

maxverstappen1 if i could choose one of your songs to disappear forever it probably be sports car… lando why mate thats my fave ❤️ liked by author maxverstappen1 know your limits, norris

lando you're kinda cool ❤️ liked by author yn only cool? oscarpiastri no funny business today for you ❤️ liked by author

oscarpiastri i voted for orange dress ❤️ liked by author user your fashion taste sucks... glad she choose it herself maxverstappen1 not you too piastri

carlossainz55 blue suits you sm more ❤️ liked by author yn thats not the versainz i ship btw carlossainz55 get over it, please.

iamrebecad divaaaaa

user (redacted) doesnt read the room lmao

user glad to see you glowing yn! ❤️ liked by author

sabrinacarpenter gagged. lysm my bbgirl! ❤️ liked by author

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f1gossiper Throuple sighting?? More trouble in paradise?? Yn Verstappen, Lando Norris & Oscar Piastri were spotted cruising the streets of Milan last night, and word is the blonde bombshell was trading kisses and cuddles with both mclaren boys 👀💥

Did anyone see this coming? Is it just a wild friendship or full-on #trisal energy? D rop your thoughts — who’s ready for this love triangle meltdown?

user shes a lucky bitch omg

user honestly couldnt care less

user ferrari's golden boy for two newbies in the game... it aint the upgrade yall think it is. but who am i right?