#Ford: batch out for Will??? that’s nonsense

[ifwebefriends]

HELLO?!!?!?!?!!!

[Image ID. A page from Gravity Falls Journal 3. It’s a section about “soothsquitos.” The author, Ford Pines, writes “Their bites spell out dire messages for your future, except they’re frequently misspelled. I was told to ‘BATCH OUT FOR WILL,’ which, as far as I can tell, is total nonsense!” Next to the text is a photo of a soothsquito, which looks like a regular mosquito but with three eyes. End ID.]

[Image ID. An MS Paint meme of someone sitting in a chair slightly leaning forward and looking distressed and distraught. End ID.]

[inthezoyne]

Journal three entries with captions part three:

Captions begin:

Scampfire

These spider like beasts pose as campfires, then spring to life when you get close. They like to eat campers, marshmallows and beans, but will feed on pretty much anything combustible.

Can be doused with water, but will hiss.

Kill Billy

Feral, fanged, glowing-eyed hill men that will suck your blood and steal your overalls! These may be the beings responsible for the cursed outhouses.

Communicates through grunts and ham-boning. When you hear bluegrass music, run for the nearest convenience store. They can’t get in. (No shirt, no shoes, no service)

Soothsquitos

Their bites spell out dire messages for your future, except they’re frequently misspelled! I was told to “BATCH OUT FOR WILL,” which, as far as I can tell, is utter nonsense!

“Steve”

Never actually seen its face. Covered in moss and mushrooms, hides in the forest, big enough to pick up my car and eat it. (Which it did! Years ago!) My theory is that this is some species of tree-giant.

Older than the town itself! It’s legs look remarkably like trees, and considering how many lumberjacks are nearby, that explains why it’s such a recluse.

I tried to communicate with it by speaking in low tones through a megaphone, but it threw a deer at me, and so I decided to leave it alone. I call it Steve because it acts like a Steve.

The invisible wizard

Don’t believe your eyes? Good. You don’t have to! This bizarre sorcerer is completely impossible to see with the naked eye. However with night vision goggles, I was able to get a brief glance of him trying on my suits in my closet. (He later turned my goggles into a bat)

POINTY HAT!

With a hat like that, he must be a wizard. Look at that ridiculous thing!

Piercing blue eyes, chiseled cheekbones could be a model if he wasn’t invisible.

BELT OF POTIONS

These must be what he drinks to stay invisible, and possibly to teleport through time. I don’t know where he’s from, but judging by the smell, I’m going to say it was a time when they hadn’t yet invited showers.

How to get rid of him? I may need to find another wizard to perform a “WIZZORCISM.” (More on those in journal 2).

The Abominable Bro-Man

What I would have given to find an actual yeti or Bigfoot! Instead, the only Cryptid I’ve discovered in local peaks is this obnoxious soda-swilling ape-beast who can only say:

“bro,” “righteous,” and “chill sesh.”

I assume he ate a hiker and stole his frayed baseball cap and cargo shorts, and has since started emulating him.

Barf Fairies

Unfortunately, exactly what they sound like. Had to wear a plastic poncho to study these in the wild. It’s possible their vomiting is a form of communication, but I didn’t stick around long enough to find out. Whatever it is they’re eating, I need to watch out for it.

Leprecorn

A disappointment to unicorn enthusiasts and leprechaun hunters alike, these giggling freaks of nature are found near rainbows and boxes of sugary cereal with colorful marshmallow shapes.

I was searching a nearby field for four-leaf clovers to use in a luck experiment when I encountered this… specimen. He said,

“TOP O’ THE MORNING TO YA!” and then proceeded to chew on my sideburns.

I picked him up by the horn and threw him as far as I could, but he trotted right back!

Their horns are musical and play a constant loop of “Danny Boy.” It is VERY IRRITATING. Gold coins fell out of his beard. I pocketed a few, but later discovered they were plastic. Everything about this creature is FRUSTRATING!

I shudder to think how such a horrific being came into this world. (Although for the record I will state that actual Unicorns are just as annoying.)

Stomach-Faced Duck

Some creatures in Gravity Falls inspire awe. Others inspire “AHHHHH!!!” I was immediately disturbed when I witnessed a flock of these malformed mallards swimming together in the center of the lake.

I purchased a duck whistle at the bait shop to see if one would return my call. Indeed he did. But when his mouth opened, I could see his intestines and other vital organs! it was horrifying! Although anatomically quite fascinating.

I quickly lost my appetite and turned over my crackers and sandwich to the birds, who were happy to finish them off. One might make a good pet. That is, if you could over the whole visible-intestines thing.

Question Quail

owls say “WHO.” These birds say “WHERE?,” “WHY?,” and “WHEN?” known by their black question markings. Perhaps cousins of the Apostro-Finch and Exclamation Parakeet

Cowl

Part cow, part owl, Lays milk filled eggs. Calls “M-HOO.” Even more of a paradox than its cousin the “Parrot-Ox”

Hawktopus

Too stupid to study.

Woodpecker-pecker

A miniature woodpecker that gets its meals by pecking bugs out of the back feathers of regular sized woodpeckers. May have a Woodpecker-pecker-pecker on its back. (Need microscope to investigate)

The Bottomless Pit

I want to “get to the bottom” of this mystery. But it seems impossible! This ��Mobius Pit” seems to somehow impossibly loop back in on itself. Many that things are tossed in are eventually tossed right back out. But SOME things never return…

It is nearly impossible to predict what will return and what won’t. There are no discernible pattens in terms of time of day or weather conditions. Of course socks never come back. Junk mail almost always does. Ironically, nothing seems to get lost on Friday The 13th.

The speed at which things return also varies, but experimentation has taught me that if something does not return within twenty-four hours, it never comes back.

DO NOT THROW SOMETHING IN IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN!

One day I may have the courage to leap in out of curiosity. Although I might find myself on a plane of existence that I am not ready to handle

(or just waste twenty-one minutes telling myself stories to myself to keep entertained).

End of captions.

Comments:

I love how Stanford is just like, yeah this is too stupid to study, ANYWAYS THIS WOODPECKER WITH A TINY WOODPECKER ON ITS BACK THOUGH!!? Low wisdom high Intelligence.

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[khashanakalashtar]

Check Please characters as shit my friends have said

Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[fordanoia]

Soothsquitos

Their bites spell out dire messages for your future, except they’re frequently misspelled. I was told to “BATCH OUT FOR WILL,” which, as far as I can tell, is total nonsense!

So, I wanted to make a small post because I actually like to think about Ford missing the whole soothsquito message in two different ways.

The first is that Ford DID obviously understand that it was suppose to be ‘watch out for bill.’ However, he immediately dismissed it as utterly preposterous because what, really? Bill? Watch out for Bill? Well, obviously it can’t be that so this message is just complete nonsense. 

Now, because some journal stuff is exaggerated a bit for comedy my second idea is basing off of that realistically Ford would realize what the message was and still think it was actually a dire message..... but he’d take the meaning of it completely wrong.

Instead of taking it as Bill being dangerous, he took it as ‘watch out for bill so nothing bad happens to him.’ 

The message can be taken one of two ways, and considering how Ford legitimately believed Bill to be his friend- I definitely like to think he’d see this and keep an eye on him and potential dangers for Bill’s safety.

[vitalmindandbody]

Owning a gondola will soon be a situation of the past | John Harris

As metropolitans clamp down on vehicle employment, engineering is putting a utopian image in reach, writes Guardian columnist John Harris

If ours is an age in which no end of institutions and assemblies are being disrupted, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that one of the most basic features of everyday life seems under serious threat. If you are fortunate enough to live in a house with a drive, look outside and you will probably see it: that four-wheeled metal container, which may well be furnished with every technological innovation imaginable, but now testifies distinct signeds of obsolescence.

To applied it any other way: after a century in which the car has sat at the core of industrial civilisation, the age of the automobile- of mass vehicle ownership, and the idea( in the western world at least) that life is not accomplish without your own situate of wheels- examines to be drawing to a close. Top Gear is a dead duck. No one writes pop psalms about Ferraris any more. The stereotypical boy racer emerges a futile throwback. And in our metropolitans, the use of cars is being overtaken by altogether greener, more liberating possibilities.

The sale of diesel and petrol autoes is to be prohibited in the UK from 2040. But only 10 weeks ago Oxford announced that it is set to be the first British metropolitan to ban all petrol and diesel automobiles and vans– from a handful of central streets by 2020, extending to the entire urban centre 1o years later. Paris will ban all non-electric cars by 2030, and is now in the habit of announcing car-free periods on which moves have to stay out of its historic centre. In the French city of Lyon, car numbers have fallen by 20% since 2005, and the authorities have their batches set on another lowering of the same quantity. London, meanwhile, has shredded the idea that rising fortune ever provokes rising automobile use, and checked a 25% fall in the share of pilgrimages made by vehicle since 1990.

Last week, highlighting the increasingly likely advent of driverless vehicles, General Engine announced that it will soon inaugurate testing autonomous gondolas in the challenging conditions of New York City, apparently the latest step in the company’s quick and handsomely funded move towards building a new fleet of self-driving taxis. Earlier this year, forecasters at Bank of America tentatively claimed that the US may have reached “peak car”, admitting that” transportation is costly and ineffective, clearing key sectors ripe for disruption “. Their focus was on ride-sharing business, car-pool apps and the collective utilization of bicycles: what they were predicting had the sense of a reality that now is plain to see.

Sinitta mourns having a boyfriend who attends more about his Ferrari, in her 1987 slam GTO

There are caveats to all this, of course. Although cities in the world’s rising economies are just as fond of car-sharing and motorcycle utilize as anywhere in the west, car ownership in India and China is rising vertiginously. And as one of the 25,000 occupants of a West Country town that is expanding fast and now prone to impasse, I can confirm that in swaths of home countries, the relevant recommendations that we will soon surrender our vehicles is very easy to appear preferably far-fetched. The recent farcical launch by Great Western Railway of its new intercity teaches( harassed by technological questions, and now taken out of service) highlights how our modes of public transport continues woeful. Even if it raises regular twinges of guilt, there is now little alternative to owning a car, and using it every day.

But deep social directions do time in a different direction. In 1994 48% of 17 – to 20 -year-olds and 75% of 21 – to 29 -year-olds had driving licences. According to the National Travel Survey, by 2016 these figures had dropped respectively to 31% and 66%. Some of this, of course, is down to the deep financial dangers experienced by millennials, and the stupid costs of automobile assurance. But in the framework of technological change, it looks like it might have just as much to do with the likely chassis of the future. If you buy most of your nonsense online, it was necessary to drive to a supermarket or shopping mall lessens to good-for-nothing; if you are in daily touch with distant acquaintances and family online, might a time-consuming visit to discover them was of the view that bit less urgent? Meanwhile, at the other result of the demographic range, an ageing population will shortly have evenly profound upshots- for high levels of gondola owned, and the needs of the alternatives.

Many immense social changes creep up on us, and the fact that legislators tend to avert their eyes from incipient changes often serves to keep them out of public dialogue. But this one is surely gigantic. I am from a generation for whom the promise of your own auto represented a kind of personal utopia. Go-faster stripes were signifiers for aspiration; Margaret Thatcher’s reputed contend that” a being who, beyond persons under the age of 26, encounters himself on a bus can count himself as a failing” chimed with the recently discovered exultation of conspicuous consumption. Now, even if some of this persists on, it does not seem nearly as culturally strong. The rising world-wide disaster focused on fatal high levels of airborne pollutants approves the motor industry’s grim environmental impacts; and concerns about the sub-prime lends that now define a huge swath of the car market suggest that the expected pleasure of driving are likely to be unsustainable in abundance of other ways.

Traffic in Oxford Street, central London, in 1965. Image: Powell/ Getty Images

The birth pangs of something better are unavoidably messy, as evidenced by the stink currently bordering Uber– an archetypal speciman of those modern disruptors who point to the future, while overshadowing their visions in a great cloud of arrogance. But whatever Uber’s miss( and it has to be said: in a city as diverse as London, the relevant recommendations of traditional black cabs, principally driven by lily-white British men, representing a comparatively progressive option seems flimsy, to say the least ), its inventions are hardly going to be put back in their container. In the US, the average payment per mile of the UberX service is employed at around $1.50; In New York City, gondola possession is currently working at around$ 3 a mile. As and when Uber and Lyft– and whatever ride-hailing services either connect or dislodge them- lead driverless in cities and suburbs across the planet, financing of the maths will become unanswerable.

At a season of all-pervading sadnes, oblige no mistake: this is good information. At the heart of it all are amazingly emancipatory prospects: mobility no longer dependent on a huge cash outlay and on the organised extortion of motor assurance; everybody, regardless of age or disability, able to access much the same move. With the requisite political will, diminishing numbers of cars will bring opportunities to radically redesign urban areas. The environmental helps will be self-evident. And as municipalities are increasingly car-free, townships will cry out for their own changes. Neglected railway branch lines may well come back to life; the hacking-down of bus services that came with austerity will be required to be changed. With any luck, the banal expression “public transport” will take on a new vitality.

Is this utopian? No more, surely, than the daydreams of the people whose imaginations of a automobile outside very house and busy roadways eventually came true, with no end of gruesome causes.” The remains of the old is necessary decently laid away; the path of the brand-new prepared ,” said Henry Ford. How sardonic that the same gumption now applies to the four-wheeled dreamings he caused, and their final travel to the scrapyard.

* John Harris is a Guardian columnist

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[jameslisaacson]

Why Aren’t You Solving Ohno’s Problem?

The Lean Enterprise Institute’s Lean Transformation Framework encompasses five questions. The first question is: “What problem are we trying to solve?” For most people, it is a reasonable first question to ask. But there are two other important related questions: 1. Who should answer that first question? and 2. Is there a common answer? In LEIs Lean Transformation Framework, it seems that everyone should answer that first question and that there is no common answer for organizations. The question is open-ended and so too will be the answer depending on who answers it; anyone from CEO to shop floor associate.

For this reason, LEIs Lean Transformation Framework seems to me more likely to generate a lot of “busywork” than produce serious business results. Allow me to explain this iconoclastic point of view:

The context, Lean transformation, reflects changes in mindset and practices across an entire organization. Given the scope of change, the first question can only be answered by the executive team. After all, Lean, we are told, is a strategy, and so executives are clearly responsible for answering this first question for an organization. Given what concerns CEOs, the answer will surely be specific and connected to actual business needs. One such need that all businesses have, and which all CEOs care about, is cost reduction. So, the question “What problem are we trying to solve?” can yield a common answer both within a business or for any business: cost reduction. There are many methods to achieve cost reduction. However, executives should seek methods that strengthen competitiveness, not weaken it. Strengthening competitiveness means finding methods to reduce costs when production volumes are low. Simply increasing production quantities to reduce costs (i.e. economies of scale), which anyone can do, weakens competitiveness in buyers’ markets.

While the first question must cascade through the organization, so too must its answer in order to focus team and individual problem-solving efforts. If not, then people will be busy solving problems for which there is no actual business need. This is called “busy work,” which we have all experienced. If employees continue the same old pattern of doing “busy work” while under LEI’s Lean Transformation Framework, then people will work to solve problems that have no business need and produce no business result. And there will be no Lean transformation.

Most businesses operate in competitive (buyers’) markets. Daily competition and the existence of other threats to survival means a business cannot afford to solve problems disconnected from actual needs and which have no business impact. It wastes time and resources, and will put them further and further behind the competition as time goes by. It also wastes people’s (employees’) lives.

For Taiichi Ohno, the answer to the question “What problem are we trying to solve?” was not ambiguous or open-ended. It was specific and reflected actual needs as perceived by Toyota’s top leaders in their struggle to compete against Ford and General Motors’ products in Japan, their competitors’ cost-reduction efforts, customers’ never-ending desire to pay less for improved products over time, the need to generate profits, and survival. In his book, Toyota Production System, Ohno clearly articulated the specific problem he was trying to solve:

“Our problem was how to cut costs* while producing small numbers of many types of cars.” (p. 1)

What was the business need? The business need was the changing market that Toyota faced:

“… [a] marketplace [that] required the production of small quantities of many varieties under conditions of low demand…” (p. xiii)

This, in turn, required the creation of a production system responsive to Japan’s market conditions (buyers’ market) so that Toyota could:

“…make products that differ according to individual requirements…” (p. xiv)

The logic that drove Toyota’s transformation process. Should your logic be any different?

Toyota’s transformation was the change from batch-and-queue production to flow, to satisfy customers. And, of course, the transformation affected all other parts of the business as well. That is why Ohno said:

“…[it] means nothing less than adopting the Toyota production system as the management system of the whole company.” (p. 41)

LEIs Lean Transformation Framework says that you should take a “situational approach.” It says every situation unique and every countermeasure unique. It that true? In reality, your business environment, your problem, and your customers’ desires are the same as what Toyota faced in the late 1940s and still faces in 2017. Therefore, you need to figure out how to reduce costs while producing small numbers of many types of products. How will you do that? You must change from batch-and-queue to flow, and transform all other parts of the business to support that. A situational approach? For most businesses, that is nonsense.

But it is not just changes in processes throughout the company. It is also changes in mindset for both management and workers. The change in mindset – what Ohno called “a revolution in consciousness” (p. 14) – is especially difficult for managers because it encompasses numerous economic, social, political, and historical factors that serve as powerful bulwarks against changes in thinking (as well as recognizing simple realities such as buyers’ markets). This is why most Lean transformations fail, notwithstanding the ubiquity of Lean “busy work” and the lack of business results.

The change in manager’s mindset has proven to be the greatest challenge over the course of the 125-year history of progressive management. For example, when Ohno said “cut costs,” the conventional-mindset manager, whether in 1917 or 2017, immediately jumps to the idea of reducing headcount through layoffs. Hence, people today widely associate Lean with layoffs. But, Ohno never meant layoffs. He meant cutting costs in ways that did not harm people. In fact, he wanted people to benefit from the experience of participating in cost-cutting. How? By developing human capabilities; using their creativity and resourcefulness through hands-on and brain-on engagement in what he called “rationalization.” What Ohno meant by “rationalization” was “kaizen” – Toyota’s industrial engineering-based kaizen methods – to improve processes and the work, thereby improving productivity and cutting costs, while simultaneously satisfying customers and generating profit. This is why Taiichi Ohno stressed “the equally important respect for humanity” (p. xiii) in efforts to create and sustain the transformation.

Ohno said:

“I wanted to illustrate how it [TPS] reduces costs by improving productivity with human effort and innovation [kaizen] even in periods of severe low growth – not by increasing quantities.” (p. 119)

For every business that operates in a competitive environment – which is most businesses, whether for-profit or not-for-profit – the problem you are trying to solve today is virtually the same problem that Ohno and his team worked to solve over a 30-year period beginning in 1947. The situation is the same. The countermeasure is the same. And the process is the same.

“The Toyota production system, however, is not just a production system. I am confident it will reveal its strength as a management system adapted to today’s era of global markets…” (p. xv)

But, given that there are large differences between Lean transformation and Toyota transformation, you must make a choice: Lean transformation (ambiguous and open-ended, devoid of kaizen and other important umami), or Toyota transformation. Choose the former and you will increase the risk of losing ground to competitors. Choose the latter and not only will you work towards solving Ohno’s problem, you will instill organizational commitment and discipline to customer satisfaction. 

* If you rely solely on budgets and spreadsheets as your indicators of costs, then you will never understand TPS. When Ohno says “costs,” he is referring to anything that directly or indirectly creates or reduces cost, whether it is measurable or not, and whether it is visible or not. So, “costs” means: productivity, hiring, training, work, work signals, work standards, work sequence, machines, tooling, maintenance, queue time, set-up time, part-travel time, cycle time, lead-time, space, materials, consumables, inventories, warehouses, abnormal conditions, demand, parts, waste, unevenness, unreasonableness, spirit, challenge, creativity, innovation, teamwork, learning, evolution… and a thousand more things.

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[fallingupdownsideways]

Check Please characters as shit my friends have said

Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[band-stars]

Check Please characters as shit my friends have said

Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[sroloc--elbisivni]

Check Please characters as shit my friends have said

Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[dougiesflow]

Check Please characters as shit my friends have said

Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[paniniwitharugula]

Check Please characters as shit my friends have said

Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[sudenmorsian]

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Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[homosociallyyours]

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Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[bittitilate]

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Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[stigmamylove]

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Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?

[chasethecrusader]

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Bitty: "What are you going to do with three batches of snickerdoodles, may I ask?" "TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "Obviously."

Jack: As a person who has written super long essays in foreign languages, I'm sort of laughing at your pain.

Shitty: Glitter aliens have no concept of gender.

Lardo: "I want to hear all about it when you can update us puny mortals." "When did I become not a puny mortal?" "When you got a summer job at the SMITHSONIAN."

Ransom: Someone needs to tell your nervous system to calm its ganglia!

Holster: I think moving into college can best be summed up thusly: I've just pulled a pair of jeans out from under my bed. I don't know why they were there. I don't remember putting them there. I only know that they've been there for several days, and I haven't found it convenient till now to remove them.

Nursey: You know you've gone full hipster when it's second nature to take a record out of its inner and outer sleeve, wipe it, put it on the turntable and drop the needle but when confronted with a CD you've forgotten how to open the case

Chowder: Oh shit, oh shit, now who is it that's trying to seduce my girlfriend? Oh, it's me. That's okay then.

Dex: CUDDLING LOBSTERS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING A+++++ 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND

Ford: There was a man voyeuristically learning acting.

Johnson: We now return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

Kent: I’ve been kidnapped to an American apparel store. Send rescue.

Suzanne:...y'all stink at this 'good influences' thing, you know that?