#For the love of God Montresor!

[tudhalias]

"Yeah, so that up there above the TV is my Plant Oubliette. When I want a laugh I send someone up there with a watering can, and by the time they realize there's no way back down the Vertical Stair Ladder it's too late. And as you can see, there's a handy window that opens to the master bedroom, so I can watch them become plant food over the next few weeks."

"What's that bedroom next to the Master Bedroom, the one with the bars and no doors or windows?"

"Oh that?" grins "You're about to find out!"

I had to go on facebook briefly, and I ended up scrolling past dozens and dozens of ai-generated house interior designs that the algorithm decided to feed me. And I am just. Fascinated. By the life implied by these designs.

Ah yes, my beautiful house with its three giant luxury bedrooms, two identical bathrooms, TV that is almost (but not quite) placed a watchable distance from a living room set, tiny closed-closed off kitchen with no fridge, and three separate exterior patios (but no washer/dryer).

[stillprettyunoriginal]

Do you think Monty would explain to Theo all his plans, walk him through how to use people’s weakness. Do you think Monty would kiss his cheek as he’s half-asleep at a desk, trying to figure out his father’s business to inherit it, and tell Theo affectionately how easily he could weaponize his love? Do you think that freak wouldn’t know how to express “I know you love me” and instead has to tell Theo “I could be using you” just to listen to Theo tiredly smiling with a ‘that’s nice honey’ tone and tell him “I wouldn’t mind. I still love you, so I’m gaining something too.”

do you think Monty would explain his plans aloud again after Theo’s death, listening to himself talk and trying to imagine into existence Theo’s responses, the head leaning against his shoulder and listening again. Do you think he explained things and could hear Theo’s voice telling him how they could hurt him, or get him in trouble. Do you think after Theo died, maybe Monty stopped caring that it would hurt him, because Theo wasn’t there to warn him. Because if things ever went TOO bad, at the very least he’d see Theo again?

[coconut530]

SERIOUSLY!? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY PUMPKIN BREAD TRIFLE PT. 2

[modernmodron]

behold

the april fool

[evidenceof]

fumbled and accidentally thought about post-war winnix again. depressed now

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

erichthonios during the time period where we meet him really is just that one post that's like [sets one (1) boundary] 'i'm a mean evil thundercunt i'm in my villain era i don't know how to love'

[ikilledyvette]

Sigh. Look, I know everyone's just gonna say "don't look at Tumblr if it takes you 24 hours to watch new episodes," but like A) to hell with you, I still have Beyond Evil content, Agatha All Along content, and any other weird random shit here that I wanna look at, and B) do you know how many tags I have blocked right now? 911 abc. 9 1 1. 911 lb. 911 spoilers. bucktommy. I probably won't even be able to see this mini rant once I post it, and I'm STILL getting 8x05 stills in my feed.

[micamicster]

Attending just said a sentence straight from my nightmares (you’re on till 7, right?)

[weaselthing]

i know its literally a piece of well known writing but cask of amontillado is like really good

[sukimas]

even FE protagonists aren't effortlessly defeating bandit leaders at level 1 unless they're sigurd. while FE is significantly more fantastical of a war story, and the human body is a lot easier to maneuver than a very large machine. idk if you're gonna spend so much time on the fights have them be good fights please

[mcbitchtits]

went to an early family xmas dinner. family was no shit making egg nog with amontillado. turns out no one else in my family knows that short story

[shawnvalsean]

For the love of Talos, Montresor, this can't be happening

[nanaluvbug]

reported and blocked over a hundred spam bot followers this morning

at this point, i think i’m just gonna let them win -_-

[coconut530]

MANIFESTING GIRLBOSS STYLE

[dorian-is-under-your-floor]

I love the amount of cask of amontillado references there are-

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure

[talesofwhimsy]

Mitski, "My Body's Made of Crushed Little Stars" // Anarbor, "Damage I've Done"