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imhereforscm · 2 years ago

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Good morning. 💙

Hello~~💕💖💕💖💕💖💕

I'm finally home, omg!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏💖💖💖

I reached my house late, so I fell straight in bed and blacked out immediately, so that's why I didn't respond earlier.

Also, lemme tell you about what happened yesterday, before we got to started returning home😃💀💀

Warnings: mentions of cannibalism, mentions of murder, mentions of animal murder, basically everything dark and twisted you can think of

I was basically stuck all day with a guy that was CONSTANTLY telling me about how he wants to rip the heads of every animal off, how he wants to try cannibalism, how lucifer isn't actually that bad and we're all actually just like him, how life is pointless and we're all gonna go to hell AND BRUH THIS MAN EVEN TRIED TO CONVINCE ME THAT DIONYSUS WAS ACTUALLY SATAN!!! THIS CHRISTIAN KID WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER EITHER >:CCC LIKE- MAN- CHRISTIANITY WASN'T A THING BACK THEN!! IT WAS FREAKING BC!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD AND LET ME SPEAK!!

Lemme present you some dialogue that actually occurred (these sound like jokes, but I assure you, my ears have really witnessed that):

Him: "Do you know the eldrich horrors of the universe?"

Me: "Uh... No...?"

Him: "Me neither... I guess we humans will never know..."

Him: "Can I ask you something?"

Me: "Sure."

Him: "Do you think I'm insane?"

Me: "Yeah, actually."

Him: *maniacal laughter* "I am indeed! I'm a psychopath, a sociopath, broken by the world and completely insane!"

Him: "You know, lucifer wasn't that bad. He just went against his father and got exiled. We're all just like him. We all have that anarchy inside us, don't we? That's why we'll burn in hell."

Me: "It's not past midnight yet, for goodness sake, not yet."

Him: "You don't get it, cause you love animals, but I think it'd be fun if I ripped their heads of and ate them!" *Maniacal laughter* "I've eaten a variety of birds before, but I haven't tried cannibalism yet........ I want to though."

Me: "So I'm in danger."

Him: "Don't worry, I won't eat you, I like you. I only eat the one who wrong me."

Me: "AND WHEN DID THE BIRDS WRONG YOU AND YOU WANT TO RIP THEIR HEADS OFF?!"

Him: "Imma go drown in the sea." *Starts walking towards it*

Me: "CAN YOU NOT, YOU BIRD MURDERER?!!?"

Him: "Wanna know how you can kill someone with a knife when you're on defense?"

Me: "I'm feeling pretty peaceful right now, so maybe another day."

Him: "Wanna know how a lion kills a sheep by biting its throat?"

Me: "No."

Him: "Wanna know how a scorpion kills a human with its poison?"

Me: "I already know that, I love scorpions."

Him: "We both like to see people try to bring us down and how much they hate us when they don't succeed. We're both just as sadistic. Want to team up and work together against them?"

Me: "Nah honey, I'm already ruling my own empire."

Him: "Damnit!"

(he didn't say that to me, but another person: "I've gone to heaven and I don't like it there, because it's boring. I prefer hell, because I like chaos" and "satan is my friend and we often have tea")

Him: "What's your opinion........ About war?"

Me: "Not right now."

Him: "Well, I think-" *proceeds to tell me anyway*

Him: "Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, therefore corruption."

Me: "I don't know man, I usually just call her a slut, because she's done so many shitty things to people who didn't deserve it."

Him: "Corruption."

Me: "Beauty and sex aren't bad-"

Him: "Corruption."

Him: "Fools.... They'll take these to their graves."

Me: "Yeah, fuck material things, focus on feeling happy inside."

Him: "There's no happiness."

Me: "Have you tried-"

Him: *goes on a rant about how shitty the world is and how there's nothing but greed and lust and pride and if someone heard what's on his mind, they'd tremble—he was terrifying me at this point, I worried be was actually a psychopath and his eyes were full of hatred and HOLY SHIT HOW I DIDN'T LEAVE MY BONES THERE ON THE SPOT*

Him: *proceeds to tell me about how you can kill someone and how the anatomy of this murder would work with graphic details, while another guy I was hanging out with (this one was really nice) was trying to eat his burger in peace*

Him: "Women have much more flexible bodies than men, but I'm different from a normal human. I'm much more flexible." *Gets up from the bench and points to his spine* "This is so flexible, like a zombie." *Takes a position which I can't describe, because words are nor enough* *starts making sounds like his possessed and making everyone waking down the street turn to look at us*

The nice guy: "Why are you making that sound?"

Me: "And did you just say zombies are flexible?"

Him: *making more creepy sounds I'm surprised I didn't hear in my nightmares last night.*

Him: "When you get famous in the future for your books, I'm gonna be so happy I knew you, I'll jump off a cliff."

Me: "I wouldn't want you to go that far."

Him: "Dionysus is satan and evil."

Me: "Can you leave my boy Dionysus alone? He'd be my bestie if he was real."

Him: "No. You listen to me. You don't want to do this."

Him: "If danger ever arises, tell me and I'll call my people from all around the world to kill them. I want to see their pain and chaos."

From now on, I'll be digging a hole to hide in until he passes by and I'll hold my breath just in case so he doesn't find me.💀

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