#For Safety Reasons

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[bonefall]

Bones theres so many quick-time events in Ivypool’s SE theres just SO many I’m 103 pages in and already sick of it

HOO BOY, it's really not boding well that nearly everyone I've spoken to who's gotten their copy of the SE is immediately noting that it's got a massive amount of quicktime events.

On the bright side though, I've also been hearing that if you can get through those, there's some actually good stuff in here. I'm actually looking forward to getting into this thing, it actually sounds a lot more interesting than usual. In spite of what I'm hearing about the random events which are really just distracting from what's REALLY interesting about the books.

But then again-- it's not very hard to be more interesting than the past 3 SEs, which were mostly poorly edited recap books that just made good characters worse.

[trooly-ticklish]

Stix is having a hard time figuring out why humans would willingly shave some of their hair off. For beauty purposes?? But what if you get cold?! And now it's extra sensitive, surely that can't be fun... 😏

> Under 18, DO NOT INTERACT <

[consult-sherlockholmes]

get anything for your partner yet? i bet with all that staring at him you'll have a good idea all his measurements... get him some actual fashionable clothes.

but a custom fitted gun carrier/holster, like one of those shoulder vest strap ones? would look amazing strapped up, and he should carry anyway! to protect you!

Yes obviously, but I can't answer what or once again I would spoil it. And of course I know his measurements, I can deduce anyone's measurements with just a few looks. Maybe a nice fitted suit, could be a good idea. A gun holster would be wise, given he keeps shoving his gun down the back of his trousers, which really isn't good for gun safety, he could shoot his bum off, would be such a waste. I saw cases before where idiots shot certain body parts off because they thought keeping a locked and loaded gun in their pants is a good idea. A holster would for sure be safer and more attractive.

[pshiftcultureis]

P shifter culture is not wanting to give disclaimers about being endel every time i talk about transforming even if externally that s what we are to people but being too afraid of being guillotined and labeled as evil or incapable of discernment due to what psychiatric labels are given to us.

It's wanting to use the p shifter label but being too averse to conflict to express yourself with what label you want.

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[raspberrysmoon]

the opening announcements told me to brag ablut where i am. guys this building was built in 1927 !!!! woag!!!!!

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the gnc shuffle

[sniperct]

I remember when companies first started pushing VOIP phones

and I remember being incredibly untrusting of the entire concept from a quality and safety standpoint

That opinion has not changed, and in fact has gotten worth after years of supporting this shit

VOIP requires a) working internet b) power, I cannto tell you how often I get people freaking out because their phones don't work due to power or internet issues.

Landlines require neither to work

[fandomandangstlover]

What if I give The Last Monday's Jon an AXE?

ruff tfuuf rebark bakrnbork biak suff ruff ruf

[star-the-car]

i got a status update from my top school im so nervous to see i got in-

[softskiesahead]

i think hes trying really hard to look cute for u. maybe u should reward him !?

ummmmmm. no

[dr-lizortecho]

Tell us why you prefer Damon to Klaus (same!!) and what you see as the similarities and differences between them? I always struggle to understand why people who love Klaroline criticize Delena as too toxic because to me Delena is actually a whole lot more loving and less unhealthy than most romances on that show!!

You asked in good faith anon so I’ll keep this short and sweet <3 I love Delena- I think they’re imperfect and that Damon did a lot of fucked up things, but I’ll argue I think they had something borderline healthy being built towards- their communication better than a lot of the other relationships and their dynamic not built on gaslighting and manipulation (though all present if that makes sense).

I refrain from discussing Kl*us out of respect for people who like him (except when I’m Tyler posting- oops) and will just say I don’t like him and though he’s fucked in the head like Damon I think the narrative handled them rather differently which colors my opinions vastly.

[w0rped-moss]

I wasn't aware that was an unpopular opinion like he was a king for a reason

my headcanon is that xero tried to kill the king and he just fucking destroyed him. fucked him up so bad. xero says it was an execution because it’s so embarrassing that this short whiteboy eviscerated him. all his torn up cloak bits? yeah that’s his shell. he got buzzsawed

[victoryssong23]

Just because you had the right of way doesn’t mean Chicago drivers aren’t going to plow right through you.

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

[badwaves]

finishing up some wips because the book of bobos reinvigorated me. ford get that toxic waste off your porch