#Flow Box

[puppycheesecake]

CC creators, I beg of you: enable your long hair for men.

[pineappleudh]

*You shouldn't have done that.

@floofanflurr

Stumbled across this DTIYS and decided to give it a go, with some creative liberties obviously.

It was really fun, ive never drawn in the undertale battle style before so i was surprised at how easy it felt, granted it still took a little while but nowhere near as long as i expected.

So, uhh, yeah. Papyrus is cool, challenge was fun, hope you enjoy.

[yorufi]

hello! if you're still taking requests, can i request verneider please? thank you!

i.. i went overboard :’)

(i even copied schneider’s handwriting to write the text…..)

[juniper-clan]

i smoked Shiningpaw in a joint. because it's really small.

Me after chiefing some unfiltered Shiningpaw sativa crack

[eggsploded]

[twooftheluckyones]

Does Shamura ever break out into bouts of Dracula Flow-esque monologuing?

THIS IS TOTALLY AN IDEA I ALREADY HAD LMAO

[spunsugarmusings]

"Dracula Flow" Sentence Starters

Sentence starters taken from plummcorp records' Dracula Flow series, entries 1-5. TW for profanity, drugs and alcohol, parental neglect, and sexual references. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy!

"This shit ain't nothin' to me, man."

"I had to do it to them, snipe."

"I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon!"

"I have no loyalty for anyone, never did, never will."

"Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me!"

"I have no sympathy, I live for this shit."

"Yeah, we gettin' that Pirate Bay, alien shishkebab, cordyceps money!"

"I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck!"

"I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?"

"I'm him, I been him, I will continue to be him."

They thought they could stop a demon, I'm back!"

"The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto."

"I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm gettin' too much money."

"Can you remind me who I am?"

"Get the president on the phone now, I fronted him a brick, I need my money."

"I'm moving different."

"They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him."

"I'm on them Broward County Tic-Tacs!"

"I don't give a fuck if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyways!"

'"We're smokin' filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit!"

"I'll fuckin' kill you!"

"Call that pussy The Matrix, because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out."

"There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula!"

"I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids!"

"Tied the ops to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours."

"Motherfucker looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him!"

"These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed, as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away."

"Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example!"

"I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus, I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization!"

"They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will NOT find me."

"If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke, 'cause I don't give a shit!"

"How can I be homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out!"

"This Luger will send a Christian to Hell."

"I have no morals or belief system."

"I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure."

"They ask me to shoot, I do it!"

"I have no character."

"I fuck like it's for survival."

"I'm so violent and sick in the head, I can't tell if I want to kill my ops or fuck 'em!"

"Got a ruptured eardrum from having my ear to the streets for so fucking long."

"On a full moon, I'll fuck anything!"

"I'm a street creature."

"The weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity."

"You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life, over and over and over again"

"They told me I wouldn't shake the city, so I shook that shit like a crying toddler."

"I'm a product of the gutter."

"The bugs are back."

"The worms in my head won't shut the hell up."

"They're telling me to go absolutely fucking stupid on 'em."

"I don't even need to brandish the nine!"

"Threw the opp into the particle collider, watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces."

"Turned his sorry ass into some data."

"I don't wanna kill them, shut up! I don't wanna kill anybody!"

"I ain't gon' lie, I'm kind of feeling myself right now, gang."

"I come from a low frequency environment, and I've only used cash my entire life."

"The only time I ever held a card was when I borrowed my cousin's Bank of America debit card to slice open a funnel cake at the county fair."

"I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like!"

"I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing!"

"I've been fully consumed by hatred, jealousy and lust."

"I can't help but get thrown into a violent trance at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback."

"My impulsive nature causes conflict at any given time."

"I wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."

"I got to where I am today through violence."

"I have no backbone, I'm loyal to whoever pays the most."

"My character is so flawed, the only time I ever stood 10 toes on anything, was on the opp's throat."

Cops wanna detain me for aggressively hitting the claw machine.

I'm trying to explain to him that we are all just atoms so he might as well let me go."

"You can't even imagine what the fuck I've been through."

"Humans will never understand their true abilities."

"Why the fuck did we kill off the Neanderthals? Those idiots could have easily worked construction and doubled our profits."

"The day I go broke will be the day hell freezes over!"

"Get your bitch ass up before I slap the dog shit out of you!"

"I can feel the fungi munching on my brain."

"The only time I feel something is when I look."

"I'm a fucking junkie cannibal, all I wanna do is sip mud and eat my ops."

[disruptivevoib]

sometimes I do wanna just build an online horror genre taxonomy

[bonesbugs]

OMG . you have such good taste in media

FANCY SEEING YOU HERE AGKSGSKSHE

It’s the longing and the loneliness and the failing but getting back up and the sincerity and the despite of it all …

[asthedeathoflight]

You guys wish you were as cool as me (someone commented that i made very distinctive drinking noises when drinking water and could do foley for someone drinking and this made me so self conscious that i learned how to drink completely silently)

[calciumcryptid]

Me getting my seat ready to watch my BL mutuals cry over Ticket to Heaven knowing the deeper themes and complexities will fly over my head as a queer person with no religious trauma.

[the-marron]

address the lies

New Bai Yu, who dis?

[kiisuuumii]

@kiisuuumii (patterns over white noise daydreams)

[domme-switch]

it was sooooo wet and puffy for you.... i miss it. but i just got my period, so i can't do much over the next few days, any ideas for a girl to tease herself in that time over a pad/etc ?

-🦷

aww I always suggest to all the lovely people that get their periods- if you feel comfortable, give yourself an orgasm (or multiple😌), they can help ease the pain and cramps!💛 use a vibrator on your clit, rub yourself over your panties, it really can help and I think everyone deserves to be spoiled when they have their period!😌 or take a warm bath, with a lot of bubbles, and touch yourself the way you want😘 (don’t forget snacks like a chocolate bar🤭😋)

period sex talk in the tags haha

[lemuel-apologist]

i've kind of taken a different... feeling on faith recently. idk. im an atheist and i've made peace with a lot of what upset me before. i think it's time to just kinda... keep going. grow a little. y'know? i want to be able to write and critique things from joy as much as from grief. im tired of living in grief. where does the mud, so slick and hard to climb, end? where does my reprieve begin? can i claw my own ladder out of the pit? can i at least make it feel like home? it's my own damn pit, man. let me fill it with vases and pots and books i loved dearly once-- let me come back around, please, without fear.

[snowshinobi]

Once again, Kaveh and Alhaitham throw down at the House of Daena, their peers feverishly reading around them. Kaveh is exceptionally sleep-deprived and Alhaitham is exceptionally agreeable—it's noon and Kaveh is the first person to speak to him. Their debate has circled around to the evolution of language; to what degree is definition-shifting a natural and inevitable process vs a slow poisoning of the meaning of language altogether? There are strong arguments for either side. In classic in utramque partem fashion, he chooses a stance at random and goes all in.

Within five minutes, Kaveh's shoulders are shivering with rage. Nearby readers have looked up from their tomes to tune in. Alhaitham nods to the room. "Fascinatingly, none of our esteemed peers have chimed in to decry my position alongside you."

Kaveh explodes "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MEAN AND ATTRACTIVE! Not because you're correct!"

Eyes shift between the duo. Kaveh keeps his gaze locked on Alhaitham's, slowly turning pink. A pair of birds flits past the stained-glass windows. Birdsong follows.

Ever so slightly, Alhaitham smiles. He looks away. "True. Silence may indicate, but cannot prove, acquiesce."

Alhaitham spares his friend because he knows this is worse. Kaveh will be kicking himself for this admission all the way back to their (shared) home.