#Floch headcanons

[hardtofindeggs]

thinking about fwb!floch who always wakes up before you do so he can have some time to just admire your perfect features

fwb!floch that likes to make you breakfast under the gist that "your cooking tastes like shit. might as well show off a bit while I'm here. hey, who knows? maybe your dumbass would be able to pick up a thing or two?" when really he just wants you to look after yourself

fwb!floch that asks you how your day went in between kisses; "ha! since when did you give a shit about anything I do, huh, forster?" you always say- all he can muster up is a weak "whatever" before he goes back to leaving rough kisses on your lips

fwb!floch that HATES how close connie gets to you when you make him laugh. that seethes at the sight of jean fake fawning when you dress up for anything

fwb!floch that can only really get updates of you through armin, who's in the same politics class as him, or eren, who he follows around in hopes of you and him running into each other; even though you wouldn't really talk. all because you both (stupidly) agreed to pretend you don't know each other outside of your bedrooms

fwb!floch that hates being in love with you with every fibre of his being

[beatricebat]

i was trying to draw some old man flojean (idk a good ending with their own creepy cabin au) i have a good vision on what old man jean should look like but for the love of god, i cant picture floch in any wayyy (idek maybe its because i see him as a tragic soul that will always die young) sooo, need some help or do u have any headcanons or good/examples on what old man floch would look like? what would he rock? does he bald? is dentures a need? fjsfsdjfs

I gave this a really good think, because you’re right: it’s tough! I briefly thought about whether Floch should get thin and hunched and spidery (like Anton Ego from *Ratatouille* or Count Orlok from *Nosferatu*) but I settled on something else.

I reckon Floch only stays thin if his diet mostly consists of nationalism and bigotry. If he’s happy with Jean, he’s gonna chub up. A contented Floch is gonna start his day with a selection of breakfast pastries from the local bakery, except on the weekends when he makes them a full cooked breakfast, and he’s also probably going to have a coffee and a slice of cake at a cafe most afternoons. (He’ll be fussily wiping the crumbs from his face while he nags Jean about having an aperitif at 2pm.)

I don’t mean he’s would be a huge guy, because I think he’d still be quite active, and he’d burn off most of it…just not all of it.

I looked at a bunch of 90s/2000s UK comedians with Floch vibes for inspo, because they’re all at or approaching old age. There’s some pretty common themes among them. The middle aged spread is one; shortish grey hair styled into a bit of a quiff is another. They tend to have short beards to hide their jowls, and they often wear glasses with square lenses and thick black frames. That feels like it would suit Floch, right?

Anyway, here are those men. Old versions on the right, younger versions on the left for comparison.

Charlie Brooker:

Charlie Higson:

Stewart Lee:

[jeanbie]

Omg hi I don’t know if you take nsfw requests but I was wondering about aot’s favorite positions🥺 your writing is so so good!!

honestly.....i thought this was hard !!! i can't see any of them being overly picky on positions or even having all time favs; over the eras of aot, they all change so much it's actually hard to say...so i tried my best to think semi-objectively :3 absolutely feel free to disagree with ANY of these, everyone has diff interpretations (and i love all of em)

warnings: fem!reader (sorry), sexual content ofc, if u want the girl vers lemme know :D

AOT BOYS & FAV POSITIONS ★ masterlist.

MISSIONARY

“you look so fucking pretty right now—” is the only thing they can think of saying as they bow their chest over yours, watching your face twist as their cock sinks deeper into your cunt. one of your legs is wrapped firmly around their waist or hanging up over their shoulder; this way, they can watch you writhe and whimper whilst also watching the way you suck them up nicely, the way your body tenses and flinches with every thrust they give...

— jean, zeke, niccolo

RIDING

there is no greater joy than leaning back and watching you do your thing. their hands are on your waist, smoothing around your hips and stomach in an effort to distract themselves from simply filling you up and going wild — they love to watch you sinking down on them, your back arched and breasts rising with every rise and fall. they meet your hips by raising their own, finding pleasure in watching your face pull into contorted shapes, hearing the moans and whimpers from your mouth. from down here, they like the control they can have, and on occasion, the submission of doing whatever you tell them to

— levi, armin, porco

BENT OVER

if they can bend you over it, they can fuck you on it. tables, beds, tree trunks, fences, desks, sinks — it’s like they’re trying to fuck you on every possible or available surface they can find. they just love to see the sight of your ass tilted up, hips pressing into a hard surface, legs spread in a desperate attempt to stay upright, all while they drive themselves into you however fast or hard they want to. they can be as gentle or as rough as they want to be; running their hands up your back and between your shoulder blades, or smacking your ass and pulling your hair — everything about fucking you from behind is perfect for them, and by the sounds of things, perfect for you

— eren, floch

[bonus] s4!eren loves to fuck you over a sink or a vanity, anywhere he can pull you back by your hair and make you watch in the mirror. his eyes never leave yours through the glass, his lips whispering the dirtiest things he can possibly think of just to get you to cum around him, to watch yourself unravel in his hands

RIDING THEIR FACE

they are a seat. that’s all they are, all they ever want to be — a seat for their perfect partner. they could spend hours with their tongue up your cunt, hands pressed into your ass or hips as you ride the features on their face. they would happily die of suffocation down here, just as long as you were happy and they got to taste their favourite thing in the world

— connie, onyankopon

GIVING THEM A BLOWJOB

every position is good with their partner, but absolutely nothing beats you on your knees between their legs, their cock in your mouth. a hand in your hair, on your cheek or the back of your neck, they love to watch you take care of them, especially after a particularly long and otherwise bad day. whether it’s simply between their legs as they sit, or as they lie down before bed — or under a desk when there are other people around, nothing will ever top the feeling of your mouth running itself up their dick, or how warm and wet it feels as you take them. 

— ERWIN, bertolt

REVERSE COWGIRL

“comfy, darlin?” with their hands on your hips, they love to help you sink down onto them, using your hips as handles to bring you up and down at whatever pace they fancy. they just love the sight of your face turning back to him with a pleasured look, the muscles in your back tensing whenever he hits that perfect spot up your pussy. seeing you looking like this makes him feel so proud — you’re taking him like its no problem, your ass bouncing on his stomach, toes curling as you set your hands on his legs for balance. he’ll let you take control until you tire, and then the fun can really begin

— reiner, kenny (help)

[exosalt]

aot headcanons - skincare edition

Armin

Slightly on the dry side but v sensitive

Has a pretty simple routine - cleanser, toner, moisturiser, aftershave etc

His products are high end and high quality

Knows exactly what to use for specific skin issues

Religiously uses SPF

Eren

Combination skin but slightly on the oilier side

Doesn’t have a skincare routine

Uses 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash on his face when he’s in the shower

Steals Armin’s and Mikasa’s skincare products

Uses them wrong

Refuses to use SPF in winter

Mikasa

Normal balanced skin

Literally only needs cleanser and SPF and that’s IT

Likes trying out new face masks and sheet masks

Physically has to hold Eren down and rub SPF on his face

Levi

Used to have balanced skin like Mikasa but it dried out because he kept using hand sanitizer on his face

Cleanses twice a day but with antibacterial soap

Skin stills looks good because ✨Ackergenes✨

Jean

Combination and slightly acne-prone

Needs encouragement to use proper skincare

Not too fussed about following a proper routine, always forgets in the evening

Thinks growing a beard will cover the sins

Sasha

Has an oily T-zone

Tiktok is her main source of skincare info

Tried homemade Pinterest face masks but ended up eating it

Has a post on her Instagram of herself and Connie with face masks on and cucumbers over their eyes

Connie

Combination skin but slightly acne prone

Doesn’t really use anything special unless it’s recommended to him

“What’s your skincare routine?” “Water” - thinks that’s a flex

Loves trying new face masks with Sasha

Historia

Dry, sensitive skin but no one can ever tell because she’s perfected her skincare

Has a full 12 step routine

Loves giving skincare recommendations

Convinces Ymir to do spa nights with her

Reiner

Tears

LMAO jk jk his skincare is pretty simple

Has mostly normal skin but stress causes him to break out

Still trying to find products which work for him

Bertholdt

Oily + sensitive skin

Constantly forgets to use SPF

Doesn’t really matter because he sweats off all the product anyway

Annie

Combination skin

Constant dark circles

Uses super simple drugstore products

Only really focused on keeping her skin clean

Started using SPF because Armin suggested it

Marco

Combination skin but has an oily forehead

Doesn’t have a proper routine

Only buys products that are half off 🙃

Low-key scared he’ll exfoliate a freckle off

(The freckles demand love)

Ymir

Really only uses water and it works out fine

Doesn’t understand the skincare hype

Will still try out whatever Historia recommends for her

Erwin

this set

Hange

Doesn’t have a skincare routine

Likes putting weird things on their face just to see what effect they’ll have

Like they’ll rub a whole lemon on their face just to see what it does

Enjoys popping pimples

Miche

Soap goes up his nose every single day and impairs his sense of smell for like an hour afterwards

Cries when this happens

Prefers to keep it simple

Floch

Doesn’t wash his face

Crusty ass bitch

s/o to @sehun-cakes for helping me with this 😂

[magicxc]

Headcannons

Rain Down On Me - Where they like to cum. 02/10/24

Warnings: lots of cum

Pretzel Shapes - Their fave position. 02/11/24

Warnings: tiny bit o smut

Toxic Traits - Tha bois being toxic. 02/16/24

Warnings: none

Drunk In Love- How they are when drunk. 02/17/24

Warnings: none

Aunt Flo - Their reactions to periods. 02/17/24

Warnings: blood? none fr

Stork Visits - Are tha bois interested in expanding their families? 02/24/24

Warnings: possible baby fever

Pillow Talk - Things they say in bed. 02/25/24

Warnings: some smut here, some smut there

Kinks - What gets them ticking. 03/02/24

Warnings: horny thots

Safe Word - How they react to the safe word being used. 03/09/24

Warnings: none

Sizes - Do they hang low? 03/10/24

Warnings: none

Safe Word Ignored - How they react to the safe word being used. 03/17/24

Warnings: DUB CON, NON CON

Movies - their fave movie genre. 03/31/24

Warnings: possible impulsive buying of streaming subscriptions

Holidays - their fave holidays. 03/31/24

Warnings: none

Square Up - things they do that annoy you. 05/25/24

Warnings: none

Frenemies - people that they cannot STAND. 05/26/24

Warnings: none

[queenbeehistoria]

WHAT'S UP THEN? — aot boys fighting

EREN: - y'all seen the way he did armin... - he should be working at popeyes the way he constantly give niggas four piece combos - he 100% got a pair of black air forces at home - please don't fall because you are NOT getting back up - don't win either because he IS spinning back, and i'm not talking about ballet

ARMIN: - he def pulls hair - HAIR PULL + UPPERCUT IS HIS MOVE - fights wild like a girl but has the fucking strength of a man - he will have you on the ground real quick - he hits first most def - one of those people that be like "WHAT'S GOOD, BITCH/HOE" when he squares up - windmills when times get rough JEAN: - he acts hella aggressive - "I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS" *spends three hours taking off every piece of clothing* - jean can throw hands , he just afraid to get his ass beat - the only time you can this man to throw hands is if you talk about his friends or his momma - jean will have you in the hospital bout his momma CONNIE: - "WHAT'S GOOD?" "WHAT'S UP THEN?" "THEN SWINGGGGG!" - he's the dude that does walk + pants pull up when he's about to fight. - he a dodger for sure - that little duck + step back his signature fr. - and my man be putting in work too - connie got sasha & jean on the side. jean if they jump. sasha if somebody gf jump in, but sasha will jump in regardless of gender - people try to beat his ass bc he one of the ppl that play too much - he don't play about his family or sasha. that's the easiest way to end up in a emergency room. - makes sound effects when he swings

REINER: - another stripper - by the time he gets done taking off his clothes, you don't even want to fight him anymore - he cocky with it too - this man gets one good hit, "OH YEAH, YOU DON'T LIKE THAT. I EATS THOSE" and then gets dropped immediately - reiner the dude that talks hella shit before the fight. like so much shit, you think he gon win. and then he gets knocked tf out in like five hits

BERTHOLDT: - the only reason people be trying to fight him is because he tall as fuck - he got no idea what the fuck he doing - bert just swinging his arms and kicking his legs - some of hits land - he confused as to why he's fighting but he's not getting his ass beat - he got the spirit & he's trying 😭

LEVI: - he stomps people out - not even an army can get that man shoe off you - levi the type to leave they victim with brain damage - curb stomp depending on how mad you made him - you finna be walking around with permanent shoe prints on your body MARCO: - he's pepper spraying your ass AND he's calling the police - that man do not get down like that - jean is on speed-dial, and the man is on his way ERWIN: - "hello, 911? yes, there are a couple of delinquents in my front yard. they are telling me to come outside." - cops getting called real quick - he will not hesitate to put a bitch in a chokehold - you'll be pinned to the ground with the quickness. he get down, he don't play

FLOCH: - this nigga CANNOT FIGHT - he the person you gotta yell "GET UP, TWIN!" - floch try to fight like eren, but he gets reminded that he isn't eren everytime this nigga gets dropped - they be sweeping the floor with this man - he get like two hits in max. - definition of fuck around and find out NICCOLO: - niccolo got hands that will put you in the hospital & him in jail - he tries to avoid fights and just talk it out - he doesn't fight until sasha gets mentioned. now jean gotta hold him back. - niccolo one of them people where the fight turns from "HE BEATING HIS ASS 🗣🗣" to "damn, he's beating his ass... 😟" - this man is crazy as fuck when he fights - like eren, please do not fall because you are not getting back up - it takes hella people to pull him off - they get jean because he's the only one (besides from sash) that pull his buff ass back.

[slxtslovebambi]

Stalker analysis.

Characters: Eren and Floch <3

Synopsis: what kind of stalkers/yandere they would be.

Warnings: the titel says it all

Wc: 900+

Eren

Eren knows you since Highschool.

You were close with Mikasa and Annie and since he’s friends with Mikasa he quickly gains a lot of knowledge about you.

He’s the anti social type of stalker for sure. He has friends yes but only a few close ones and he’s not interested in making new ones.

He’d be the type to constantly call night and day, just to hang up on you before you even have the opportunity to pick up.

Eren always had trouble with controlling his emotions, what makes him so unpredictable. One moment he obsesses over you, thinking his life doesn’t have any meaning without you being around, and the next moment he wants to break you, take everything from you and make you live a miserable life, for simple things like talking to another guy, or throwing away the flowers he sent you.

Eren would send you a lot of stuff. Teddy bears, letters etc. At first you didn’t think much of it, but when random gifts started appearing all over your apartment, it started to freak you out. You were scared of being alone. If he was able to make his way into your place before, he could break in anytime.

But you’re not supposed to be scared of him. He doesn’t want that. He thinks that nothing that he’s doing is wrong. He wants to be the person you run to when you’re scared, but at the same time nothing gets him more of than the thought of being the person that scares you, and makes you feel so helpless.

He forgets to eat, sleep and to take care of his close friends and family, since he spends so much time watching your social media accounts and following you around in his car.

Today he wants to change things though. He waited for you to end your shift at the bakery that you work at. He inhales the smoke from his cigarette once more before throwing it to the side and making his way over to you.

You were looking for you’re keys to close the store as they fell out of your purse, on the ground. You bend down, trying to pick them up when a muscular pale hand gets ahead of you.

"those are yours right?" He gives you a smirk, handing over the keys with one finger. "y-yes, thank you. Do we know each other?" You inspect his face, convinced that you’ve seen him at your job before. "Oh yeah… I think I’ve seen you around before."

Floch

Floch knows you personally, however you’re not even aware of the fact that he exists…at least that’s what he thinks. Back in Highschool he was more of a loner actually. He didn’t have that many friends but the ones that he had weren’t close to you at all, wich is why you never really talked to him.

The fact that you didn’t see him scratched his ego, and at first he only felt hatred towards you but that quickly changed when he noticed your selfless behavior towards other people.

Floch is the unstable stalker type with a lot of self image issues and insecurities. He feels very entitled, like you deserve being watched by him for not acknowledging his presence. If anything then he’s the victim in this story, for having his feelings played with, right?

Different from Eren he’s not really in to writing letter’s or stuff like that. He’ll just send you hundreds of anonymous messages throughout the day, saying things like "I like the way you did your make up today." Or "what a pretty dress :)" with attached photos.

To him it’s not really stalking, he feels like he’s just 'protecting' you. Making sure you get home safely by following you after you just left your friends house or tracking your location after hacking your phone, was just the beginning of a series of things that Floch would do.

Floch would also actually go out of his way to ask people he doesn’t even like, personal information about you.

He’s totally the 'if I can’t have you, no one can.' type of guy and he’s not shy about it. He hasn’t killed anybody over you but he’s more likely to do so than Eren.

Floch has always struggled with things like lack of empathy due to some psychopathic traits and maybe some kind of personality disorder. That’s also why he never really felt bad whenever you cried over the fact that there was yet another picture of you, that you never saw before, sent via text message.

You were grocery shopping today while talking to one of your friends on the phone when suddenly your cart bumps into another one.

"Oh my god I’m so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. Are you okay?" You quickly apologize as you turn your head to face whoever you just accidentally hit.

"Yes don’t worry I’m fine." The tall man speaks softly while looking down at you.

He looks so familiar…

"Wait I know you…did we went to school together?" Your brain tries its best to put a name to the face in front of you.

Floch looks at you stunned at the fact that you seem to remember him. He doesn’t know what to say as he feels his heart beating faster and his palms getting sweaty.

"I- I… yes I think you were in my biology class."

He speaks taken back.

"Yeah I remember! Did you change your hair?"

You smile warmly at him, waiting for an answer. He’s too flabbergasted to actually talk to you so he just nods in response.

"How about we go drink a coffee sometime?"

There’s no way you just asked him that.

He doesn’t know if he should laugh or cry right now, but having this conversation with you just showed him that all the analysis he made about you were correct. You have to be the sweetest human being on earth, he just wants to protect you.

"Sure… I’d love that."

Might create a tag list (idk yet)

Don’t forget to like and reblog <3

[casualaruanienjoyer]

Been posting lots of my favourite scenarios on my AO3!

If you'd like to read them, here they are!

Pretending to be you- Aruani

Will you marry me?- Aruani

Triple date- Aruani, Jeanmarco, Reibert mix

I wish I could be there with you- Jeankasa

Babysitting- Jeankasa

Sharing a Bed- Jeanpiku

Before Shiganshina- Flojean

Set up- Eremika

Meeting Niccolo's parents- Niccosasha

More to be added, I've just been tweaking my writing for all these! Enjoy!

[marcobodtlives]

List of AoT Characters Who Have Been Told Off for Biting:

(Not for shifter purposes.)

Sasha (food related)

Eren (he’s batshit insane and off the wall)

Floch (he’s an asshole)

Hange (they’re insane and got overexcited) (Moblit needed stitches)

Ymir (she’s an asshole) (also thought it was funny)

Armin (lost the plot one time) (Jean won’t stop making fun of him for it)

Gabi (she’s batshit insane and off the wall just like Eren)

Pieck (forgot that she can’t carry people in her mouth in human form, it was an accident she swears)

Bertholdt (he was really overtired and angry, leave him alone) (also Ymir convinced him to try it one day)

[moonspirit]

In a modern setting, who in boys would be the green flag and red flag when it comes to relationship??

Heeeeeello anon!

Hmmm oh boi, interesting question? Honestly it depends on the circumstances, but let's take a very basic approach to their characters and see~

Eren? I see him as a red flag, because he has a tendency to let his selfishness run riot, to the point where he misses out on what the other person wants. Also he has a foul temper, and more often than not tries to be someone he isn't. However! That's not to say this red flag can't become green with some attention to what he lacks and therefore, needs :3

Armin? Green flag. I know there's a lot of toxic!Armin and mean!Armin stuff out there, and they're all valid, but taking a very basic character study.... oh this boy is sweet T^T Very sweet and polite and nice. Has some serious issues with himself and also with an acceptance of receiving, but aside all that - super super green malachite flag. Very supportive, positive, loving boi, give him head pats T^T

Reiner? Oh this was hard to conclude on, but I'm leaning more towards a red flag. Because Reiner can be nice and sweet when he wants to be, but he spends too much time in his head and ends up on the verge of self-destruction. Reiner's scared of attachment, of strings getting more tangled than he'd like them to be, and can sometimes act like a completely different person. Of course all of this comes from a difficult history but... red flag for the very same reason~

Jean - green flag. Listen, all he does is ACT like a smug playboy but truth is, he's not that one bit! He has the height and looks and the confidence going for him, but he wants l o v e. He wants a f f e c t i o n, the sparkly kind. Pretends he isn't a virgin, but is a RAGING virgin. Will blush at the drop of a hat. Tsundere on galactic levels. Lost cause honestly.

Connie - green flag but is the ACTUAL playboy in the room, a green kind! Very sweet, very cheerful, local-hype man and seriously enthusiastic about everything, but GOD does he know how to have a good time! He's got rizz and swag and drip and everybody loves him. Was made fun of as a kid for "looking stupid" but puberty hit him like like a somewhat late truck. Now he's that one guy in the neighbourhood who's got all the guys and girls but instead of being an ass, he's really very nice :3

[farewellstarstuff]

Days before Christmas | flochjean (friends, just friends)

kinda modern au

wc: 1,3k

summary: Jean and Floch, as two people who can't stand each other, search of a Christmas tree (a bit of humor, fluff, frank conversations and jeanmarco as a mention)

"This one is too small"

"And this one is too huge"

"Mangy"

"Scary"

"Looks like you"

"Why is it?"

"The same red and small," Jean bursts into laughter, to which Floch rolls his eyes, pointedly turning away.

For the last few hours, they had been choosing a Christmas tree together. But Mikasa, who sent them together, did not think what a scandal this little request could turn into. Floch looked at everything from a completely different side than Jean. They couldn't agree on the taste of yogurt, let alone something as important as a Christmas tree.

The situation was also worsened by the fact that there were only a few days left before the holiday and all the good trees had long been dismantled. There were only the little ones, the giants, and this one, because of which Jean could not stop laughing for several minutes.

Floch was not enthusiastic about the idea of shopping together; he and Jean did not quite get along. At first, Floch himself was to blame for this and his desire to join Eren's company. He had been the center of his small on before, but he wanted more. He wanted to be in the co of a cool guy from the course, hang out with him, and not look enviously at his social media profile.

Who knew that Jean had been in the company all time, who treated new faces with either jealousy or contempt. They quarreled over everything: over projects, over the desire to be in the center, over the compliments that Jean paid to Mikasa, and Floch turned each of them into a joke. The last, biggest argument, because of which Mikasa sent them together, was an argument about who would be liable for the purchase of the Christmas tree.

The argument almost came to a fight, but Ackerman intervened just in time. She shoved the jacket into everyone's hands and sent them to look for the tree together.

So, she said, it would definitely be useful. Floch chuckled inwardly. This girl's naive hope that they would reconcile was really hilarious.

"Let's try another store, I found it," Floch handed Jean a phone with an open card, and he finally became serious.

"Come on," he drawled lazily, buttoning his coat.

The winter in Paradise has been extremely snowy this year. The snowdrifts reached human height in some places, which Jean continued to tease about. Unlike Forster, he towered over the snow, while Floch saw only white walls around.

It wasn't long to get to the next store, but even in those miserable five minutes, Jean managed to piss off Floch before an unexpected snow battle. Floch did not win it, of course. On the contrary, he spat snow the rest of the way and shook it out of his jacket.

"If we don't find a normal one, then we'll go back and choose from those," Floch muttered, sniffing his way through the crowd.

"For the first and I hope the last time, I agree with you," Jean grinned, clinging to the sleeve of Floch's bright uniform jacket so as not to get lost.

A sigh of joy escaped the lips of both when they finally reached the department with Christmas trees. There were a lot more of them here. One single, medium, fluffy and the brightest of all caught the attention of both.

"Here it is," Jean whispered, holding out his hands to where Floch was staring.

The three of them went out into the street: Floch, Jean and the tree on Jean's shoulder. The return trip was surprisingly not spent in silence, as it had been all the time before. Whether it was relief or they were just getting used to each other, the dialogue was surprisingly calm. There were not even any jokes.

Jean was telling how they celebrated Christmas last year at Marco's house. Numerous Bott’s siblings were doing stupid things, and he and Marco constantly had to keep an eye on them. But with all this, Jean missed those moments, especially Christmas itself. They spent it just the two of them, watching movies all day, playing snowballs in the evening, and after that they had a delicious dinner. And lights, gifts, bright packaging, happy smiles, amount of presents. Jean was dreaming and only on the way to the building noticed how sad Floch was.

"Why are you celebrating here this year?" Forster suddenly asked, looking up from his shoes. Jean felt his breath catch in his throat. There was nothing but sadness in his eyes.

"Marco has some problems in his family, they only asked him to come," Jean shrugged, lowering the tree to the ground. When he successfully leaned it against the wall, he finally felt how much it had been pressing on his shoulders.

Floch twitched the corners of his mouth, but instead of a supportive smile, it turned out to be some foolishness. Jean sighed.

"Are you all right?" Jean suddenly asked, which made Floch look down again and blush noticeably.

"This is my second year celebrating here. That year, everyone left, and those who stayed did not communicate with me. Not Christmas, but a holiday of loneliness. And this year I kind of got into the company I dreamed of, and here you are. I'm not blind, and I'm certainly not stupid – I can see that you're uncomfortable in my company. I thought at least this Christmas would be good. But, apparently, I'm interfering with the holiday."

Floch kicked the snow that had not yet been removed and hurried to hide his face in a wide scarf. He did not want Jean and his occasionally kind heart to begin their stormy activity now.

No consolations, no promises. Floch didn't want any of this. He didn't even want to say that, his tongue loosened by itself.

Jean was silent. He had never thought that Floch was actually so lonely. Honestly, there wasn't a moment to think about it. There was always a lot of life around Jean: there was Marco, there were quarrels with Eren, there was a secret crush on Mikasa, there were long conversations with Armin and many, many more things. But he never wondered what the others had. That was the same pain in the ass, the annoying Floch, who clung to their company a couple of months ago. Even Eren was not happy with Floch, but allowed him to stay.

Perhaps he was also hooked by someone else's unspoken pain.

"Look, I shouldn't have said that," Floch nervously pinched the bridge of his nose and continued without turning around. "I shouldn't have said all that, I'm sorry. These are just my problems, you don't need to think about them."

"You’re so dumb," Jean sighed heavily, coming closer. Floch wanted to jerk to the side, but with one movement, Jean trapped him in his huge hands.

The hug turned out surprisingly strong. Jean did not expect this from himself, but there was nowhere else to go. He felt Floch freeze, his hands still in his jacket pockets. He doesn't even seem to have changed in his face. A moment passed and Floch finally gave up. He raised his hands and patted Jean weakly on his back.

To hide the sudden tears he squeezed his eyes shut. Crying on the shoulder of yesterday's not a friend, but an enemy was impossible. It was a weakness. But Jean still felt the strangled sobs.

And he just squeezed his hands tighter.

Mikasa, who was watching them from the second-floor window, smiled faintly. Next to her, Armin patted her shoulder approvingly. The plan, which had seemed dubious to him from the very beginning, surprisingly worked. And it was good.

(author: I congratulate myself on the first plus or minus full-fledged, slightly silly and open in the final text, I think about a series of Christmas little stories about the aot guys, soooo will see)

[maalenti]

[worldhell-archiving]

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ @devoteyrheart ⤸ random ask time! bc phew i haven't sent some of these to my mutuals in wayyy too long. for nile + floch + petra + porco + kenny + nifa: what are 5 images we'd find in their phone's camera roll? 👀

this is so cute!!! and very sweet!!!

nile has so many pictures of his wife and kids on his phone that take up 80% of his gallery and he will show them to you if you seem even the slightest bit interested. He also has accidental screenshots of his lock screen because buttons are confusing.

floch's images are screenshots of group chats and photos that are sent in said group chats. he doesn't take photos himself but he has a lot of stupid shit stored in there. the four first images to come up consist of a lot of dumb things said in chat that he had to save because he wants to repost them in that very chat as a dig. the fifth one ONWARD is the other squad members accessing his camera and taking a photo of themselves.

for petra the first three images would be her squad mates and her and she does take it selfie style and oruo is always unprepared and yells at her to take it again so he can make sure his hair looks good. she never does, he looks blurry or is pulling a confused face in every one. another image would be of a flower field that she found inside of the walls and marks it as spots to visit (she also has a lot of these from their expeditions in wall maria) there's one photo she manages to get of the captain when he's looking content. she then has to profusely apologise for taking it without asking first.

porco has so many pictures of himself out and about, and he's got at least one shirtless photo. the others are selfies of him with pieck or colt. he's got a photo he took of the younger candidates just being kids and playing about. the rest consist of close ups of reiner in unflattering angles, he takes them from afar and zooms in really close.

kenny battles with his phone. he's got at least two photos of men he's beaten to blood and bone which he uses just to show them how fucked they look. the other three are unflattering photos of his face that he accidentally took when trying to turn the camera around.

nifa's images are usually saved images of aesthetics or images of her in cute outfits because this girl adores fashion. a lot of squatting by the mirror images. she also has a few of moblit and the team when they're running on nothing by hange's energy and has caught them mid fall when she's trying to take a group photo.

[ly0nstea]

My headcanons about Floch's family because the anime never gives us anything:

Flochs dad died in the military when he was very young, he wasn't in the servey corps so it was a very shocking thing

Floch has an older brother and a younger sister, and when he pictures Eldia and Eldian's it's their faces he thinks of. His brother is Eldia's strength and it's pride, and his sister are the innocent Eldians that he wants to protect, when he died it was them he was thinking of, not Eren.

Floch's brother is in the Garrison and his sister is a medic for the military, they both survived the rumbling

Floch really looks up to his brother

Floch's family were told by the government that he died fighting valiantly, and he was given a very large and mournful funeral considering his role in establishing the Jaegerist Regime, he has an empty grave next to Eren's, with a very large headstone with engravings on it

Floch's sister named her first son after him.

Floch planned to settle down and have a family after the rumbling, he was going to name his first son Eren Erwin Forster

Floch didn't have any romantic partners at the time of his death because he wanted to give all his energy to Eldia until it was secure, leading to him being very lonely in the last months before the Rumbling

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Aot Headcanons

In honor of 4/20 here's a list of headcanons about aot characters smoking weed~

Eren:

He smokes socially and it always makes him find everything anyone says hilarious

After two hits Eren is above the clouds and giggling under his breath because someone said something that rhymes with fart

Jean:

Likes smoking in a group but gets really paranoid if he smokes alone or with only one other person, if he smokes too much he gets hyper aware of his body functioning and has a hard time breathing

He usually only takes one hit when smoking with his friends and gets really annoyed when they make fun of him, but the one hit is enough to make him feel a little lighter and relax

Reiner:

He doesn't like smoking because it gives him panic attacks but he always pitches in to buy stuff for the group because he likes hanging out and being the sober one

He normally ends up being the one to drive everyone to go get fast food or snacks

Annie:

She prefers smoking over drinking because when she's drunk she gets really aggressive. She likes that weed makes her calm down a bit

Annie gets almost too relaxed even. She'll keep taking hits until she's in another dimension, it always freaks Armin out

Sasha:

She smokes with everyone but she doesn't really get the point of it, probably because she's eating the whole time and never gets very high. Just one hit gives her major munchies

Sasha will keep smoking until there's nothing left, but only ever gets a little high because of her tolerance/constant eating

Connie:

This boy radiates so much stoner energy, he for sure always had the plug before weed was legalized and got his medical card before it was legalized to the general public

Connie smokes every morning to start his day and then uses a pen throughout the day for a constant high. He's always offering hits of his pen to whoever he's with no matter the location or situation

Armin:

He used to be really scared to smoke and when he found out his friends had started the boy went on long rants about it being a gateway drug. Eventually with enough peer pressure, and a bunch of online research to make sure he'd be okay, Armin started taking little hits when the joint passed him by

Weed had a much different effect on him than he expected it to though, it always makes him flirty. The only time he smokes outside of the group is before sex every now and then.

Mikasa:

She hates it, it makes her cough a lot and she can't stand the smell of it. She tries not to complain when her friends are smoking, but she usually finds a way to be out of the room or space they're smoking in because she hates when the smell sticks to her clothes

Eren and Connie have had her try it in every possible way and she only liked the edibles, but she gets nervous about eating too many after the one time Sasha accidentally ate an entire batch of pot brownies.

Floch:

Before he actually started smoking he used to brag about how he already had, it was obvious he'd been lying when his first hit made him cough up a lung and wheeze for almost ten minutes. He doesn't really like smoking but he doesn't like to be left out so he always joins in

His lips get very loose when he's high and he often just says everything he thinks out loud in basically word vomit. He's accidentally said some rude things that have gotten him in trouble with the group a few times.

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★ AOT men fav songs (s4) ★

This is just my opinion !!

✧ Eren ; Burning Pile - Mother Mother ✧ Armin ; Dont Know How - Ricky Montgomery

✧ Zeke ; Hayloft II - Mother Mother

✧ Reiner ; Michelle - Sir Chloe ✧ Floch ; Animal - Sir chloe

✧ Jean ; Alien Blues - Vundabar ✧ Connie ; I Can't Handle Change - Roar ✧ Colt ; Fine - Lemon Demon ✧ Falco ; Blow my Brains Out - Tikkle me ✧ Niccolo ; Sex with a ghost - Teddy Hyde ✧ Onyankopon ; I love you like an alcoholic - the taxpayers

if you would like to request some kind of head-canons feel free to do it (and if you would like to see someone that's not included here, request aswell) <3

none of the songs mentioned earlier are mine , they all belong to the artists that made them !

the characters does not belong to me aswell