#Flappy Jack's

[gotta-get-to-the-bottom-of-this]

Went to the bowling alley to hang out. My friend left early so I was left in the game room with my money and spent over 10 dollars trying to get a large prize on flappy bird. It did not work out in my favor. I will be back.

[caruliaa]

no longer going to be calling it a gap year esp since im unsure about whether i am going to do any other form of education after this im just gonna say i dont have school when people ask abt me being in school and if they push further i will say i value being on my laptop, making bad art in my bedroom, and making myself gradually more and more unemployable more unemployable over university

[ducksido]

Hiii (i'm js gonna make requests that i'll later forget cause i have the memory span of a goldfish).

Idk if you've done this alreadi but the Twist cast with a Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the 3rd (How to Train your Dragon). Just that.

Heartslabyul

Riddle: He’s so stressed. You're rule-defying, spontaneous, and treat dangerous magical creatures like puppies. You tamed a Rampaging Blast-Back Chimera like it was a housecat and now it follows you around. Riddle has had three nosebleeds and nearly a stroke. Still, he secretly admires your creative intellect and brave pacifism. He just… wishes you’d stop encouraging Ace to fly on the back of a literal fire-breathing animal during class.

Trey: Takes on a “parent trying to keep the kid from blowing up the kitchen” role. He's the only one you allow into your scrap workshop because he doesn't judge the fire hazards. Lowkey impressed at how many prosthetic blueprints and wing-gliders you’ve made.

Cater: Totally posts your “dragon” friend on Magicam with sparkly filters. Thinks you’re quirky-cool, but doesn’t want to be involved when one of your inventions inevitably explodes. “Wait, did that creature just SPIT ACID???”

Ace & Deuce: They follow you like ducklings—Deuce out of admiration for your guts and Ace because he wants a ride on the monster. The chaos you three cause is astronomical. You nearly teach them to fly using a roof launchpad. Deuce breaks his arm. Worth it.

Savanaclaw

Leona: Thinks you're a string bean with a death wish…until he sees you calm a mutant magic lizard with a single gesture. Grudgingly intrigued. Thinks your inventions are dumb until he realizes one of them neutralized Blot particles. “…Tch. You really are trouble.”

Ruggie: Shocked you haven’t died yet. You don't eat, sleep, or rest—just tinker. You accidentally build him a device that picks berries ten times faster. Ruggie’s now your biggest fan. Will protect your honor like it’s a paycheck.

Jack: Admires your ethics and conviction. You saved a wounded shadowbeast instead of killing it. That resonated. Still, he lectures you when you forget to wear gloves in a lava experiment.

Octavinelle

Azul: You're a walking business risk. Creatures and tools break contracts. He wants to wring your neck—until he sees you design a new aquatic breather prototype. Suddenly he’s offering you lab space and “suggesting” partnership deals. Don’t fall for it. You terrify him because you’re morally incorruptible.

Jade: Absolutely fascinated. You’re unpredictable and clever and completely unfazed by danger. He's seen you try to ride a venomous sky eel like a broom. Jade respects that. Possibly wants to study—or tame—you.

Floyd: “You remind me of a flappy fish that can’t stop moving!” He's obsessed. Tries to ride your dragon-lizard friend, names it something dumb, and laughs hysterically every time you yell at him. You’re his new toy. Run.

Scarabia

Kalim: You introduced him to aerial gliding and now he’s begging to join your test flights. He loves your creature friends and probably feeds them fruit pebbles. Unfazed by the danger—your energy is his energy.

Jamil: You are his personal nightmare. You bring wild beasts into the dorm, skip meals, and nearly set the common room on fire with your lava lamp-powered flamethrower. But even he has to admit your genius is frighteningly real. Still, he’s got migraine tea ready every time you visit.

Pomefiore

Vil: You are dirt-streaked, soot-covered, and constantly singed. Vil is offended. But then he learns your prosthetic arm design saved a child’s life. Conflicted. Calls you "a mess of metal and miracles."

Rook: Utterly captivated. You are art in chaos—passion, invention, heart. He writes poems about your courage and stealth-wrestles your dragon-friend in the moonlight for fun.

Epel: You’re the coolest freak he’s ever met. He begs to help you build things. He calls you “Blacksmith Boss” and rides on your glider like it’s a rodeo event. You are his new idol.

Ignihyde

Idia: First reaction: “OH GREAT it’s a walking protagonist!” Second reaction: *“Wait—they’re building all this tech by hand?? In real life??” He stalks your blueprints online and ends up in a six-hour voice call with you debating gear ratios and armor plating. He develops a niche crush and names your pet “Toothless.exe” in secret.

Ortho: Thinks you're the best thing ever. Constantly bouncing ideas with you. You make Ortho laugh more than he’s ever laughed before. You probably help him upgrade his parts and teach him how to glide using your experimental wings.

Diasomnia

Malleus: He saw you tame a beast that even he hesitated to approach. You are curious, brave, gentle. You don’t fear him either. He is in awe of your spirit. He watches you work with quiet wonder and may or may not gift you eldritch dragon bones to tinker with.

Lilia: He LOVES your chaos. Your wild inventions remind him of ancient war machines he used to build for fun. He offers to help test them—whether you like it or not.

Sebek: Initially calls you reckless and disgraceful—until Malleus praises you. Now he begrudgingly helps carry your things and yells at you to eat. Will defend you fiercely…while still insisting your gadgets are dumb.

Silver: Sleepily watches you work and sometimes falls asleep on your dragon-beast-thing. You once built him a dreamcatcher that glows in the dark. He treasures it.

[car-o-line]

Hii!! I was wonderinh if you could do Platonic!Doey(Matthew,Kevin and Jack) x Reader who is dyslexic, Its okay if not :].

oh lord yall I just realized I haven’t been posting in a hot minute- anyway! Dw anon you have picked the most dyslexic person the request this to since I have dyslexia💔💔🥀🥀

ok before anything if u don’t know what dyslexia is just click on this -> dyslexia website yippee

Doey(souls) with a reader that has dyslexia📖❌

He’s very “hehe” about it, but like on a good day if that makes sense??

Like, yall in Safe Haven bc you(ur the player) needed a rest and Poppy needs to open that flappy thing on her face to express her opinion for 6 minutes straight, and when she’s done all that comes out of your mouth is,

“Safe Heavens pretty nice compared to everywhere else huh?”

“Safe what?”

On a good day, he’d be like “hehehaha you said heaven not haven”, and on a day where he’s just not in the mood for mistakes he’d internally sigh(Matthew) or make a sly remark(Kevin).

Though after a few mess ups like that, aka reading signs incorrectly, spelling words on the wall REALLY wrong while drawing with the smaller toys, and writing bad as dab and poppy as qopqy, he began to wonder.

Personally, I don’t think Matthew knows wtf dyslexia is because basing on what the orphans learned in during school time it was NOT coming close to any disorders or how different people read/learn.

So building up the courage he eventually found it in himself to ask you about it.

“Heya, there pal.. I’ve been, uhm noticing things recently with your reading and some writing. I was just wondering, if uh, you’ve been stressed about the whole situation going on with the prototype and that’s why-”

“Dyslexia😐”

“What?”

“It’s called dyslexia, Doey.”

He confronts you about it like you don’t know yourself😔

But since you’re the sweetest person alive you so graciously explain to him, and I mean that in the most vague way possible.

“It’s like…uh, people who have trouble reading, or reading aloud. Oh and spelling, spelling’s hard and weird.”

“How is it weird?”

“IT JUST IS.”

After that he leaves you alone on the topic for the most part, only subtlety guiding you towards the right direction when you need help writing or spelling.

He doesn’t want you to feel bad about it though! He thinks that you’re smarter than most due to your will to overcome and stay in line with other people your age for the subject.

Matthew cares the most, he’s curious on how your brain pictures letters and how they’re written or spoken. But most of the time he doesn’t ask his thoughts aloud. He’s afraid that you’d be too embarrassed or ashamed to answer him with full honesty. He tries his best to quietly show you that he doesn’t mind or care about it, but honestly it just kinda looks like he’s pitying you and it just makes your face go from 🤨 to 😑.

Kevin cares, uh, in a completely different way than Matthew does. He doesn’t bother asking questions on anything and doesn’t even bother asking what dyslexia means. The only thing he cares about is that he can read faster than you and can call you a slow reader or a bad speller. Now he himself can say those things straight to your face you know? Butttttttt if he ever hears you say that about yourself or someone else says it to you, he’ll go cuckoo for coco puffs ykyk-?

Jack thinks of you no different, like, “oh you can’t read that good? That’s okay I can teach you!” “You don��t know why your mind messes up your p and q’s? That’s fine let’s write them a lot together!” Probably can’t even pronounce the word correctly to begin with either. But even though he can’t bring himself to think deeply about it, he still randomly asks you questions about it. Though they’re all just simple ones, nothing too deep.

[mangledmang0]

Tsbs headcanon dump because i can

-Nebula wasn’t born an astral, instead created into one by the main group, similar to lunar

-Jack has a habit of disappearing randomly to sit by the lake near the house post-infection (scares the living hell out of solar)

-He also likes swimming and tree-climbing

-Earth uses flappy-hands when excited (this one isn’t really a headcannon since you can see her doing it when Kat uses Vr, but-)

-Dazzle really likes flavored(?) bread (Ex: chocolate, pumpkin(though she doesn’t tell Jack about that) and Banana)

-Nebula has the ability to translate text into any language just by running their finger over it

-⬆️Adding onto this, Nebula writes in their native language (the one they spoke before becoming an astral)

-Before astral-hood, Nebula wanted to become a gardener—so they add small flowers that they admire to their outfit

-Dazzle+Jack share a tumblr account (neither sun nor solar knows they have a tumblr account)

-(Mgafs)Andrew and Jack would be those cousins that beg their parents to hang out every weekend

-Moon has gotten into sculpting (Based off of their interests in making figurines)

-Eclipse was forced into baking by Ballora and is happy to admit: he hates it (he’s lying and everyone knows it but they’ll let him think they don’t)

-Eclipse needs glasses but he refuses to get any, causing him to squint all the time

-Earth’s favorite dessert is strawberry shortcake (this later became Nebula’s favorite as well)

-Lunar’s favorite food is a pizookie with chocolate ice cream, nutella, and whipped cream

 -Ruin actually really enjoys talking and playing with Charlie but feels he’d be deceiving her by telling her about his past after allowing her to get attached

-Jack is possessed by Johnathan (this is personally a theory because i noticed Jack started to gain sentience once old moon came back)

-Astrals don’t actually speak English, they speak in their own language and translate it with their powers (similar to how their names aren’t actually the star signs, and how they chose their forms off of the symbols for said signs)

-Jack actually gets sad-jealous, everyone likes everyone else more than him and he really, really doesn’t blame them

-Eclipse’s rays are broken; some are loose and cannot retract at all, others are cracked, and two or three have their points snapped off. this is from him getting angry and being surrounded by important items and not being able to break anything without regretting it later

-Old Lunar used to draw pictures of him, Eclipse, and Bloodmoon together

-Nebula+Solar take turns info dumping about random topics (neither of them usually know what the other is talking about half the time, but they still listen anyway). Because of this, they’ll both randomly drop information about the topics they learned from each other to other people and no one knows what they’re talking about.

-Earth taught Dazzle, Pollux, and Nebula how to make flower crowns

-Earth has a book filled with pressed flowers and quotes from her friends+info about the flowers on the pages

-Nebula brings down flowers from other planets to gift to Earth (they also make flower crowns/bracelets/necklaces out of said flowers for themself, and has taken up half of Earth's flower book)

-Sunshine is having a Sun moment and hiding an animal, but instead of him hiding a cat, he’s hiding a chinchilla (i have no idea where he got one, he just did) and named them Kimchi

-Moonlight has tried to create a Jack of his own, but Eclipse keeps catching them before he can even finish half of him(inspired by when Moonlight and Moon made a reaction video together)

-(Post-infection) Solar checks Jack’s tracker every 30 minutes, and that is NOT an exaggeration

[bearlythere]

will not shut up about how bluey's 30 min episode gave us so much more lore and references to the real world

the writes really made so much literal and euphemistic use of the word "sign" in this episode

in chronological order! and spoilers below!!

do let me know if I missed anything out!

FRISKY AND RAD'S WEDDING!!!! in the iconic heeler house!!

bandit's bully bucky dunstan being the real estate agent selling his house

English sheepdog buying the bluey house (emigration - would be nicer if they got english voice actors to voice them though)

the bluey house was actually for sale on an Australian real estate website! and as per the time of writing this post, it's been "withdrawn from sale" - the bluey digital marketing team AMAZES ME.

I wonder which city bandit got a new job in - don't know if they'll explore that in future seasons

bluey's friend the brown dog (I'm sorry I don't know his name) having 2 mums!

winton talking about his divorced parents and the terriers' saying their mom likes winton's dad!!!

jack and his army interest! him and rusty playing army!!

the sitting in a tree, kissing thing that kids do

Jeremy the gnome

bobo being the car's name

frisky's licence plate being fr15k

the first time kids sit in the front seat of the car

police officers pulling people on the road over LMAO

rad's profile picture being him goofing around with his 2 brothers

how realistic it is trying not to lose someone you're following on the road

the butterfly from slide!! 🦋 it has a name! flappy!

everyone being afraid of the butterfly except bingo because we know she loves insects!

chilli reminiscing how she and frisky used to go to the lookout to "think" when we all knew she meant drink LOL

frisky's 3rd friend appears!

BRANDY IS PREGNANT???

the canon in d rendition as bgm

the busker being the priest??

also they got mort and maynard to come attend the wedding too!!

frisky's father is a typical surfer dude lmao

we see trixie standing amongst the girls during the bouquet toss. and then we see stripe come in to intercept the toss. does this mean that stripe and trixie are not married yet and have just been cohabitating? stripe grabs the bouquet and celebrates, but we see trixie face palm... what does this mean??

love the photo montage and the huge family photo, how it shows that you can't get everybody to be ready for the photo

AFTERPARTY

GRANDPA BOB WENT TO INDIA TO FIND HIMSELF 😭 man needed spiritual rediscovery

the busker is the music dj too!!

uh oh... stripe and trixie are fighting... perhaps it was about the bouquet toss? and we see socks playing with the cake toppers - possibly mimicking her parents actions

awww Radley quit his job so that frisky could stay in a city she loved ❤️

they brought back the music from dance mode!

NANA AND BOB FLOSSING!!!

chattermax randomly appearing 😭

bingo getting stuck in the railing again

bingo being sad because she has to move and lila won't be able to follow. which is also the moment I realised they won't be moving in the end, because of the montage at the end of daddy drop-off episode where bingo and lila grow up together and be friends "forever and ever and ever"!

the 2 English sheepdogs pushing their fluff away from their eyes to see haha

THEM SEEING WINTON'S DAD'S HOUSE WITH A POOL WHICH IS FOR SALE BECAUSE THEYRE MOVING IN WITH THE TERRIERS AND THEIR MOTHER!! THEY ALL FIT IN ONE CAR!!!

seeing the iconic bluey house empty, with spots where furniture used to be somehow makes me feel a little empty and nostalgic

the montage of them saying goodbye to their old neighbours, bandit having one last chat with pat, the girls and chilli saying goodbye to judo and her mum

Judo still has short hair!

chilli reminiscing the kitchen because bluey took her first steps there

WHO SANG THAT SONG IN THE END PLEASE RELEASE IT LUDO STUDIOS

THE SHEEPDOGS WENT BACK ON THEIR DECISION TO BUY BLUEYS HOUSE TO BUY WINTON'S DAD HOUSE

you can tell how much chilli didn't want to move as she was the first one out of the car running over to hug him when she realised bandit didn't want to sell the house anymore. and the shoulder shakes shows that she was fully sobbing too

iconic kiwi rug! loved the simplicity of the last scene, where even if there's nothing around you, as long as you're together with the people you love, eating the simplest meal, enjoying the moment, that's family.

[uchu-no-bashira]

PLEASE, let me nerd out with my OG Gyomei moots.

Mod here! Long read/rant about he big guy under the cut. Tagging @himejima-san @otomesass @the-axe-and-flail IDK ANY OTHER OG GYOMEI PEOPLE, SORRY-

You know what I love about Gyomei? And bear with me, because I'm not the best writer and it's so hard for me to be normal about this man and talk about him without stimming profusely - ANYWAY.

As a person who read the manga front to back and read about the descriptions of Gyomei's breathing style, movements and fighting style on the wiki, it is so exciting to see him animated, and it confirms all f the head-canon's I had about him fighting!

Sorry if I get a little nerdy or whatever, but I absolutely love, that I was right about one thing. ONCE HE STARTS, HE CANNOT STOP. Also, his weapon is NOT JUST DEADLY TO DEMONS! He is also a danger to HIMSELF! I mean, obviously, but just think about that! It's so cool! He has to simultaneously listen to the reverberations of his chain, get a mental image of his target and attack with INSANE accuracy, All while dodging his own axe and flail.

If you go frame by frame - yes, I did because I'm a nerd and have been waiting for this moment for like 2 years or whenever the Hashira meeting episode was first aired - you can see Gyomei using the chain as a BATTLING ROPE!! THAT IS SO COOOOOLL!! (calm down mod. deep breath) THIS MEANS, that he has to maintain a constant flow of momentum. And let's face it, he has the lower and upper body strength to do it! WHICH ALSO EXPLAINS WHY HE'S SO BIG!

I wondered, from the moment I read about his flash back or any of the little tidbits about him, why he wend from being thin to being extremely Jacked. One, it's because he believes a robust lower half is essential to maintaining stability, power etcetera - and he's right, because you're (supposed) to lift any and everything with your legs.

And, if you keep watching, he uses his chain, axe and flail as Nunchaku! Meaning the more momentum he has, the deadlier the attack. AND, you'll se him do a jumping side spin, which means he is JUMPING OVER AND DUCKING EITHER CHAN THAT HE IS USING. One, to not get hurt, Two, SO THEY DON'T GET TANGLED! Because you'll see him use his neck as well.

I IMPLORE ALL OF MY OG GYOMEI STANS - if you haven't already - TO GO BACK AND WATCH THAT SCENE FRAME BY FRAME. Because it is truly amazing and I just... Ahh~ I love him and his strength and resolve! And he did it so fluently! When we saw Tengen do some of the same (no shade because Tengen is fucking amazing too) He was screaming to the top of his lungs against Gyutaro.

Gyomei just did it, like he 'bout that life. UGHSRLGL;S I cannot. There are so many other things I'm missing, but that was the one that made me do the flappy hands, internal scream combo.

[melodi-jackson]

✨🌈🩰 PRISM 🩰🌈✨

Basic info

species: animatronic

gender: female

age: ageless adult (3 years younger than Aeolus)

pronouns: call them whatever you want (they don’t what pronouns are)

sexuality: pansexual, pangender, Demi-girl, neongender

personality: outgoing, cheerful, energetic, optimistic, enthusiastic, loyal, sociable, friendly, empathetic, playful, funny, naive, and incredibly positive

She’s a daycare assistant and helps do daily tasks such as cleaning, caring for children, making sure everything stays in place, her job is mostly to keep the kids entertained and perform fun activities so once they’re all tired out, she pretty much does whatever she wants.

Her whole personality is all childish and acts like one to get what she wants. They are secretly very insecure about themselves but they try to cope with it by making people happy with their happy go lucky self. It…..doesn’t always work out that well, at least with the adults and staff. The kids are all easy to handle with.

she’s the shortest but only taller than lunar and slightly more than jack. Despite of her physical appearance and size, she has super abilities. She’s decently strong and can lift up heavy objects, they supremely flexible and can easily fit into tight spaces. She’s also agile and can quickly move, jump, leap or even dodge opponents.

Facts

They are a HUGE attention seeker. The love to soak in all the attention that it gets them. Their need for attention often leads to them being touched starved and incredibly clingy.

They have separation anxiety. They can’t be alone for 5 minutes without having someone or something to cling with. They have a plushie collection for comfort.

They treat life like a game. What’s the point of living life if you’re not having fun?

loves listening to hyper pop music.

Does parkour a lot

They love makeovers and likes to dress up in bright colors. They HATE plain colors. Dresses either frilly or jester like

They love animals. They’re favorite animals are axolotls

They are a HUGE collector. They collect just about anything they come across and theres a chance things could go missing.

Likes to go on shopping trips with earth and ballora

Gets excited easily and stims with flappy hands

Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar SUGAR ‼️‼️‼️

Hates vegetables 🤢

VERY talkative. Once you started a conversation, there’s no going back.

Very in love with solar 💘💘💘 (wasn’t revealed until “the big event”)

Rivals and enemies with miku. She hates them for canonically existing and for harassing her friends and family

[vickyvicarious]

ooooh, I love Patrick Hennessey's voice!

Renfield getting possessive over Dracula... or possibly just recognizing that the boxes being taken away means Dracula might leave too, and he wants to prevent that.

kfjsldf Renfield is so good at managing the staff here. politely gaslighting them to believe he's oblivious to his own actions then escaping

OHkay the dull thuds were quite awful when he's slamming the guy's head into the ground

"you know I'm no lightweight" between this and Seward knocking Renfield off with one punch I now find myself imagining them like. wrestling each other for fun or something at least once. (jack would have gotten very bisexual about it and then refused to look dr. hennessey in the face for days probably)

"'I'll frustrate them! They shan't rob me! they shan't murder me by inches! I'll fight for my Lord and Master!'" I love how rough his voice sounds here, so different from usual. Also the murder me by inches is such a vivid and bleak way to describe being deprived of the chance at supernatural life.

sorry for your finger, Hardy

YES, the first of the very thirsty men who are suddenly more relaxed when given a drink. it's so funny

but really, Hennessey managed that very well. his quick smoothing over and attention to detail could be really helpful if anyone decided to sue them or something over this.

the phonograph noises at the beginning of Jack's entry at first made me think they were at the end of Hennessey's report, and it would be very funny if Jack insisted on getting his report in phonograph form. That, or Hennessey just wanted to take the chance to see what all the fuss was about.

...and then Jack started speaking and all amusement was lost. God, he's wrecked.

the stop and scoff before "too miserable" GODDDD

"the flapping of the wings of the angel of death" yeah he's been flapping a lot the bastard

but really, the way Jack lists them off, so bitterly, damn it's horrible

is he drinking? or trying to keep from crying? I mean he's definitely doing that either way but

the shake on "we must not all break down"

van Helsing speaking SO GENTLY to Arthur, auuugh

"You shall lie on one, and I on the other, and our sympathy will be comfort to each other, even though we do not speak, and even if we sleep." this is so sweet, I can't believe I'd forgotten about it

"in this room, as in the other," of course, it makes sense not to keep Lucy in her own bedroom, where the windows are shattered and where her mother died... but I wonder where she is. Did I miss a line about it somewhere? A part of me imagines Mrs. Westenra's room, which would mean they both die in one another's beds. :(

NOT THE TEETH

"Her teeth, in the dim, uncertain light, seemed longer... and sharper than they had been in the morning. In particular - by some trick of the light, the canine teeth looked... longer... and sharper than the rest." he repeats 'longer and sharper' twice, and especially the second time sounds so... nearly fascinated. It reminds me of Jonathan describing Dracula.

"there came a sort of dull flapping or buffeting at the window" there he is, the flappy asshole. angel of death himself.

"It struck me as curious that the moment she became conscious she pressed the garlic flowers close to her. It was certainly odd that whenever she got into that lethargic state, with the stertorous breathing, she put the flowers from her; but that when she waked she clutched them close." SHE'S TRYING. GOD I WANNA CRY

van Helsing's fear and despair is so well conveyed. and when he spends several minutes staring at her and then sounds so calm - he is determined.

"I went to the dining-room and waked him." the way Jack says this line is just. brutal.

I CAN'T LISTEN TO ART BREAK DOWN THIS IS GONNA DESTROY ME

the saddest "my dear old fellow" in the world

brushing Lucy's hair... I love that this makes Jack cry, because it makes me cry too.

ffffuck her shaky greeting to Arthur.

so I was talking a little bit ago about how Jack seems to distance himself unconsciously and start referring to Lucy as a thing whenever she is in more vampiric mode, and I love to hear it reflected in his voice here too. He goes from being so choked up with emotion to sounding almost cold as he says "the mouth opened,"

and he sounds so disturbed when he calls her eyes "dull" and her voice "voluptuous"

oh no oh no that "oh my love " is SO DAMN SINISTER art don't do it don't do it. like damn, I can't even make a joke about van helsing playing chaperone I'm just thankful that he's there!

it's not like being a vampire is transferrable through saliva or anything anyway but. she sounded so scary there.

Jack's delivery about van Helsing pulling Arthur back from the kiss was so funny. He sounds so incredulous: "dragged him back with a fury of strength which I never thought he could have possessed," van Helsing may joke about him being bitchless but Jack was here thinking he was a frail old man so who's laughing now. (van Helsing. definitely still van Helsing.)

van Helsing's panting!

art, bless him, choosing not to get into a fight over his fiance's deathbed. (the way Jack's voice gets rough on "and the occasion" uggggh)

god, Lucy's voice makes me so sad. that final "and give me peace"......

"Their eyes met instead of their lips; and so they parted." THIS LINE.

nooooooo don't make me listen to Art cry fuck it's breaking me

the music while Jack is talking about there being peace for Lucy is so ominous!!! also I love the way he is so clearly trying so hard to stay composed and say something nice and look on the bright side if only a little... and then van Helsing has to be mysterious and ominous and ruin that for him too

van Helsing Barbie strikes again

"only some letters and a few memoranda, and a diary new begun." those last few words are so sad. She never got to do more than just begin her diary. She never got to even begin her new life before it was taken away from her.

"we both started at the beauty before us," Beautiful Corpse Jumpscare

"He had not loved her as I had, and there was no need for tears in his eyes." I get how you feel but that's pretty dang rude, Jack. He's told you that he loves her and wanted to save her. He already cried for her once.

kjdsfljksdf THE DELIVERY of "I want to cut off her head and take out her heart." and. no DUH he's shocked, vH! don't go acting like this is typical surgeon behavior/reaction. omg.

and then that sigh and 'kind' concession that 'all you have to do is help me cut off her head that's all'

I fucking love the delivery of "no good to her, to us, to science, to human knowledge"

"I may err—I am but man; but I believe in all I do." the way his voice almost wavers on the word 'believe'. Not out of doubt, but emotion.

"and she kiss my rough old hand and bless me?" the way he says this line... he was so affected by her trust in him and her final request. he feels honored and burdened both.

Jack being so emotional about the maid grieving for Lucy... and me sitting there knowing that she's in there to steal from Lucy. (or at least, she does even if it's not why she went in)

mr. marquand! you are a decent guy, thank you for trying to look out for Lucy's interests. anyone who tries to give her agency is good in my book. even if your rejoicing is in. rather poor taste. (Jack's laugh at that is great!)

Art bringing Jack in with him is so sweet, god, god, his crying.... THE WAY HE SAYS JACK'S NAME. THE WAY HE SAYS THERE'S NOTHING TO LIVE FOR

Jack's line about men only needing "a grip of the hand, the tightening of an arm over the shoulder, a sob in unison," was already ridiculous but the way says it like he's trying so hard to convince himself

I hit the bulletpoint character limit. Wow.

Anyways the delivery is so stiff-upper-lip-this-is-fine, it's great. especially as the further into the line he gets the more you can hear him trying not to sob as well.

THE SADDEST SMOOCH NOISES

the way Art reacts to being called 'Lord'. ""No, no, not that, for God's sake! not yet at any rate." he sounds so desperate, the POOR MAN

and the way he is taking deep breaths while talking to van Helsing. He is working so fucking hard to be kind and try and make things easier and get through this without lashing out at anyone. I love him so much.

and van Helsing immediately follows up with "I stole your dead girlfriend's letters, can I keep them?" I KNOW he feels bad about it and he feels it is necessary and everything but. damn okay.

NOT A LULLABY NOOOOOOOOOO

GOD THAT'S SO SAD. DO NOT COME INTO THE NIGHT DO NOT GO TO SLEEP MY DEAR :( :( oh how dare you with that line about eternal life/shine so bright" AND TAKE MY BITE NOOOOOOO

[notatalltrue]

Will playing flappy bird while jack rants at him n his blind ass does NOT notice

[oftlunarialmoon]

Ciao lovelies! I have written before on the topic of Age Regression many times, from explaining what Age Regression is, to Age Regression Self-Care, to Age Regression Journaling. I never explicitly said before now, but I, myself, am an age regressor to cope with stress (and some other mental health reasons). The reason why I have officially decided to come forward and say so is because I feel that I want to keep writing posts on the topic of age regression, some with personal experience perhaps, so I want to be open with you all and let you know why I continue to write on this topic. I’ve also noticed some of this blog’s audience is made up of age regressors like myself, and I want to provide you all with some content from a safe, welcoming, and open-minded source. All that being said, today I’ve decided to write down 101 activity ideas for Age Regressors/ Things to Do When Bored, Age Regression edition. Please be sure to let me know in the comments (yes, you can even comment anonymously!) if you like these ideas, please be sure to tell me your favorite!

101 ACTIVITIES FOR AGE REGRESSORS

Outside Activities for Summer

1.       Play on a swing-set!

2.       Play hopscotch!

3.       Color with chalk!

4.       Build Fairy houses with materials you find outside!

5.       Take pictures of your toys in nature! This works especially well for dinosaur toys, animal toys, et, because they look like they’re meant to be in nature!

6.       Jump rope!

7.       Go swimming!

8.       Go fishing with a net and play catch and release!

9.       Go to a beach and find cool seashells!

10.   Read a book outside in the sun!

11.   Go for an ice cream!

Outside Activities for Fall

12.   Find leaves and flowers and press them into a journal. You can also do Leaf rubbings, where you put a piece of paper over a leaf and use a crayon to rub over it to get the imprint of the leaf on the paper!

13.   Carve a pumpkin!

14.   Go to a pumpkin patch and take lots of pics among the pumpkins! You can even pick out one to take home and make into a Jack-O-Lantern (like #12)!

15.   Collect cool leaves and make a leaf arrangement/wreath!

Outside Activities for Winter

16.   Build a snowman!

17.   Build a snow-fort!

18.   Have a snowball fight!

19.   Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue!

20.   Make snow angels!

21.   Play hide and seek in the snow!

Outside Activities for Spring

22.   Collect flowers and make bouquets!

23.   Make flower crowns!

24.   Play tag with some friends!

25.   Weave grass into cool shapes!

26.   Collect cool rocks/gemstones…You can even pretend to be a dragon who’s collecting rocks for their hoard!

Indoor Activities for Any Season

27.   Redecorate your room!

28.   Clean your room! (I know, bleh, but if you clean then you’ll have a clean slate for #27!)

29.   Change your phone’s wallpaper/lockscreen (check out our Instagram Highlight for some of ours!)

30.   Play with makeup!

31.   Try out new hairstyles!

32.   Play dress up!

33.   Play with some dolls!

34.   Play pretend! You could pretend to be a teacher for your dolls/toys, or even have your stuffies go on super cool adventures with you!

35.   Craft! You can make accessories, décor, toys, clothes, anything! Check out our DIY tag for lots of fun crafts!

36.   Read some kid books!

37.   Stim! I like crinkles when I’m small, and I also like slime and flappy hands!

38.   Play with squishies!

39.   Walk around a store and look at all the toys and kid stuff!

40.   Go on a Dollar Store shopping spree! You can get a lot of stuff at a dollar store for under like $20!

41.   Color in some cool pictures!

42.   Design a new OC (Original Character) 

43.   Draw some comics! They can be of yourself or of your OC’s!

44.   Cosplay your OC’s/any character you like!

45.   Do a photoshoot!

46.   Make a sensory bottle!

47.   Set up a dollhouse!

48.   Make beaded bracelets!

49.   Make yourself a snack!

50.   Or a meal!

51.   Bake some cookies (just be careful with the hot oven, okay?)

52.   Have a dance party with your stuffies!

53.   Make a playlist to regress to!

54.   Find new regression YouTubers!

55.   Play some video games! I love Slime Rancher , Animal Crossing, and more!

56.   Play with some phone apps! I love Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, Pastel Girl, and Pokémon Go!

57.   Try to mix your own perfume!

58.   Design a picture using glitter!

59.   Draw some fashion designs!

60.   Start an age regression journal! 

61.   Practice some age regression self-care!

62.   Make a self-care box!

63.   Make figures from modeling clay!

64.   Paint your nails!

65.   Give your stuffies/dolls a makeover!

66.  ��Find cute regression music! 

67.   Make posters for your room!

68.   Make gifts for your friends!

69.   Find a new penpal!

70.   Write letters to your pen-pal!

71.   Start a sticker scrapbook!

72.   Open some blind-bags!

73.   Watch some toy youtubers. Our YouTube Channel has some toy videos, my other favorites are Cookie Swirl C and My Froggy Stuff!

74.   Make your own YouTube Channel!

75.   Create a mystery to solve with your stuffies!

76.   Solve a Crossword Puzzle!

77.   Solve a Wordsearch!

78.   Finish a puzzle!

79.   Design your own puzzle!

80.   Make an escape room for your toys!

81.   Paint something!

82.   Watch cute anime like Himouto Umaru Chan!

83.   Watch cute shows on Netflix like Twelve Forever or Hilda!

84.   Watch fun shows on Hulu like Gravity Falls!

85.   Go to the library!

86.   Play chess or checkers!

87.   Watch a movie! I like Welcome to Monster High!

88.   Go see a movie in theatres!

89.   Make temporary tattoos using food coloring!

90.   Make your own T-shirt using a blank T-shirt and fabric paints!

91.   Take a little nap!

92.   Put on a play with or for your stuffies!

93.   Make clothes and accessories for your stuffies!

94.   Make clothes and accessories for your dolls!

95.   Make furniture for your dolls!

96.   Make your own blindbags for a friend!

97.   Upcycle your old clothes and jewelry by designing them into something new!

98.   Visit a thrift store!

99.   Go to a museum!

100. Go to the mall!

101.  Visit an Arcade!

WHEW! I hope that is enough ideas for you bored little ones out there. Have a great day!

[theradicalkanji]

So my DND group, since holidays are a bit of a mess scheduling wise, have decided to do a randomized one shot. Stats, race, class, subclass, even proficiencies were all randomized.

I ended up with a wizard whose main stat is STR (18) and whose lowest stat is CON(5). This is going to be ... Interesting to play.

Anyway last week we did the randomized rolls and got our character basics set up. This week we're going to do the actual gameplay.

So, my little jacked as shit paper wizard is a little owl folk. And since wizards get find familiar. I've decided to give him an owl familiar.

His familiar will be named (owl) Jolson. And my flappy boy will be named (owlin) Rickman.

[cyber-corp]

A """summary""" of Homestuck: Act 6 Part 1

by someone who's glad they've gone back to basics for a bit

Let's (for a brief, fleeting moment) start again nice and simple.

It is the 11th of November, 2011 and today a young girl named Jane Crocker is excited to play the alpha for a game that comes out today called SBURB. How fun!

Jane here is heiress to Betty Crocker's baked goods empire (as mentioned previously in Nannasprite's story), and there is also set to be a major rebranding initiative happening today as well. She likes baking, detective stories, as well as the occasional jape.

But look out! There's another guy! His name is Jake English, and he's quite fond of action-adventure flicks, guns, and blue alien chicks. Fucking freak he is.

Jake is currently helping/pestering Jade, his ectodaughter/dead grandma who is set to give it to John (Jake's relations with him is yet to be revealed), before realising that it'll need a bit of uranium to be finished. He only can get it through a boy called Dirk Strider, (unfortunately), and his Brobot which just so happens to be the only source of uranium on the island that Jake lives on.

Before he pesters Dirk, Jake gets a message from someone (presumably a troll) named UU. They essentially tell him "hey!!! go for it!! i believe in yoU!!! also this event is extremely important timeline-wise, so dont screw it Up!!!!"

Jake attempts to get to Dirk about uranium, only to get the equivalent of an AI-based answering machine, much to his dismay.

He then heads out of the island's forest (with the dread of the Brobot lingering) and into the open. He witnesses the beautiful fauna on display.

Too beautiful for comfort.

Jake attempts a getaway, before being swarmed by a large swarm of fairy bulls! Whatever shall he do now? But not to worry, because a certain BrotherRobot has come to rescue!

He then immediately gets his ass kicked royally, (complete with Tensei's amazing score) and blacks out. He has a dream about someone who kinda looks like Vriska???? But isn't really??? Maybe it's one of the prophecy people that Doc Scratch was talking about??? Or undead Vriska??? idk man.....

He tells Roxy Lalonde about this, who panics because everyone in the group is attracted to Jake in some way. He is a harem protag, apparently.

Anyway, while Jane has the most relatable moment in all of Homestuck by awkwardly confirming her and Jake's 'friendship', Brobot tears out its own heart, then blows itself up, giving Jake the uranium he needs. He also confesses to Jane that he and Dirk would be a good couple!!!!

The Alpha Gang have proved themselves to be superior to the Beta Gang by being gay.

Jake is last seen in this chapter heading down the frog temple, presumably to finally send that package.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Jane!

So CrockerCorp undergoes its big rebranding, changing its symbol to a fork instead of a spoon, which will have very big implications later on.

After UU pesters her about the nature of the game she will play, she continues to look out the window, to no game yet in her mailbox.

While pestering a ditzy girl named Roxy Lalonde, she just so happens to notice that her mailbox flappy thing is up, meaning the game is finally here! She dons a shitty disguise to confuse her dad (which is the same as John's dad), and, with the help of Dirk's robot bunny Lil Seb creating a massive hole in the wall, she lass scampers out of there.

She opens the mailbox, which then proceeds to fucking explode, knocking her out and sending her to Prospit, where Jack Noir ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵏᶦˡˡˢ ʰᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵈᵈᵃᵐᵐᶦᵗ before she wakes up.

I think at this point I am completely past the point of no return and have no choice but to cosplay as Gamzee with nothing but grey Sharpie. Other than that, Homestuck continues to keep itself fresh and interesting through established lore (probably from a page you don't even remember because you were too distracted by Karkat yelling).

Even more excited to see where this goes!

[tentacledsnakelover]

Happy 14th Anniversary Wild Kratts

Wild Kratts Animal Friends Song Script

I have a big special interest in Wild Kratts and animals in general. In honor of the 14th anniversary of the show, I wanted to post a script of this little song I put together. It is highly based on the "Octonauts: Creatures A to Z" song (Octonauts: Creatures A to Z (US Version)), with Octonauts being one of my other major special interests.

Rocket Jaw, Lockjaw, Splash Claw and Snapjaw

Blue, Shellvana, Pokino and Jawsana

Snappy, Witty, Gabby, Bumper’s Mom, Avalanche and Grabsy

Gular, Martin, Gulpa, Kitten, 

Frosty, Green Alien, Roy G. Biv and Listen

Headbasher, Maxilla, Giddy-Up and Crocodilla

Downy, T. Rex, Stretch Jr., Thumb and Little X

Frederica, Lick, Voltage and Click

Pokalala, Chompella, Grandpa and Caja, 

Shadow, Arrow, Yellow, and Dragon Glow

Blur, Atlas, Stripes, Knapsack and Necklace

Maxilla Jr., Warty, Pounce More and Snorty

Elfis, Little Sis, Picky, Slurpy, Pacer, Thumb and Chris

Cork, Sucker Head, Spooky, Shield and Little Red

Flame, Blobby and Poby, Hercules, Spear and Ocean Pony 

Hoodie, Momma Raccoon, Lightning and Koala Balloon

Spot Swat and Swat, Crunchina and Crunch

Fluffy Flier, Fluff, Puffy, Puff and Gold Puff

Thornsley, Nosey, Joey, Pokey

Golden Ice, Tailer, Hero Jr. and Erminator

Spirit Jr, Hip-Hop, Red and Scoop and Fuzztop

Mrs. President, Quillber, Swirly, Timber, 

Tasmom, Snapifer, Jill, Thorn, and Platter

Pointer, Sparker, Buckaroo, Maze, Stars, Red Flash and Moo

Little Howler, Juice 2, T-Bone and Baby Blue

Munchette, Muncher, Shaggette, Bumper

Spinester, Spinner, Tasdad and Finnster

Scmurtle, Cookie, Dandelion, Pinkie

Hipster, Hopster, Pinkster, and Last Largest Lobster

Headbanger, Bang, Megafang and Hangtime

Druid, Spike and Lemair, Old Needle Claws and Gummy Bear

Surprise, Bite-Size, Tuba, Bob and Crazy Eyes

Juice 2, Buddy, Sweet Tweet and Nobody

Blockhead, Squiddo, Cute and Torpedo

Rollo, Pulpo, Tough-O, 

Blimpy, Rocko, Lil’ Cubby, Hero, 

Bounsa, Googly Eye, Queen Stealth and Shy Guy

Razor Mouth, Jojo, Red Crush, Bandito, Indigo, 

Huge-O, Plato, Anayepumua Moto

 Adapto, Stuffo, Camo, and Brainio

Puffo, Gulo, Bandito, El Cutisimo

Beast, Squidtacular, Orange Peel and Cat Burglar

Catapult, Raging Bull, Bellyful and Nostril

Spike Jr., Squidcicle, Curly Tail and Tackle

Chillax, Beaks, Harry and Cheeks

Smiley, Swish, Nubs, Coach and Wolfish

Necktie, Blue Beaky, Mama Panther, and Mambiky

Okay, Blue Goggle, Bumblezzz and Schnozzle

Cuter, Tusker, Kid Musky and Two Tusker

Artichoke, Pawflip, Foldy Flappy Flaps and Fingertip, 

Fishy, Spaceship, Mama Puffin and Slip Grip

Target, Gold Nugget, Bing-Boing and Violet, 

Batsox, Baby Tooth, Smiley and Old Shark Tooth

Speed Limit, Orbit, Mama Shrike and Spirit

Tickler, Flash, Swivel Head and Splash

Tracker, Sneaker, Roo Boss and Heatseeker

Juice, Big, Princess and Twig

Shaggy Vacuum and Figgy

Orange, Backpack, Pumpkin Face and Lil’ Jack

Shaggo, Golf Ball, Platty, Squeak and Spikeball

Googly Jr., Jillybean, Slider, Stomp and Green

Whistle, Queenie, Orange Juice and Wolfy

Mama Tenrec, Screensaver, Seven and Clever

Stinkflinger, Rufus, Little G and Mama Opotamus

Goblin, Clingon, Lil’ Marty and Swamp Dragon

Goldie, Sticker, Mama Grizz and Blinker

Mr. P.U. Skunk and Zippy, Mama Grizz, Skippy

Stretch, Squawk, Lost and Found and Seasquatch

Lounger, Poker, Slider, and Martin Jr.

[asolverssolution]

Chapter 3: 0 To 100

"You didn't tell me you was gonna wait here!" Uzi yelled, taking away my focus and making me lose my highest streak on Flappy Drone (2,311). I sigh and shut the game off to look at her. "I had nothing else to do!" I state, putting my arms up defensively. Uzi seems to not care and groan regardless. "We need to get moving anyway." She mutters, going to the keypad. I give her a deadpan expression. "Then what is the problem of me waiting here if it saves time?" I ask. Uzi doesn't answer and puts the master key up to the scanner, opening the giant metal doors. She walks without a word to the next one and reaches to do it again, but a voice makes us both freeze. "What are you two doing?" A Russian accent asks. Thank god for my audio translation software, I think to myself. I turn and see it is Doll, one of our classmates. "We are, uh-" Uzi begins, unsure of how to cover up her plan. I sigh and think as fast as I can.

"We're going to test the gun outside the gates to avoid another mishap." I explain. Doll looks me in the eyes for a moment, the red feeling like it's piercing my cyan. Her look softens for a moment before looking at Uzi with the same harsh glare. "Be careful. Last thing this District needs is to save you two." She states. I nod in response. "Be careful, Ava." She states, walking away. "Hey, I'm here too!" Uzi screeches, but Doll doesn't care and continues to walk away. "Oh, bite me!" She yells, Doll not reacting as she walks out of sight. Uzi groans and slams the master key against the scanner, opening up the second door. WDF Guardsmen are standing at attention, rifles slung against their shoulders. We both simply give them nods and walk out. It isn't uncommon for Drones to want to walk out every so often.

Uzi instantly begins to go left, which I follow. The snow is even worse then the last time I was out, with sheets of ice mixed in. I constantly have to move my fingers to avoid frost damage. After about half an hour of walking, we finally come across the Junkyard. There, thousands of bodies of slain Drones and inventions of war lay. The First Conflict only lasted a year, but caused enough damage to fill nearly 5 square kilometers with scrap. I look toward Uzi, who is already showing signs of nervousness. I sigh and lead the way into the heap. "What are we looking for?" I ask as we begin to look around. "A 7.8 millimeter jack." She answers. I nod and begin to help her dig. It felt like a long time before we got past the fresh bodies (we are not gonna question who or what did it) and to the machinery. I begin to pick apart old phones and tech, each jack only turning up 3.5 and 4.0 millimeters. I then hear Uzi yell, "Thank Robo-Jesus!"

I turn and see her begin to attach a 7.8 millimeter jack to a cord. After doing so, she plugs it into what seems to be a speaker. "We came out here- To have your gun have a speaker?" I ask, annoyed. "Technically! The reasoning is it overloads due to how much energy it builds up. The speaker reduces the energy, making it take longer, therefore more time to decide to fire or not! Plus- Beats during a fight is handy!" She rambles. As she continues to go into detail, I smile and stare. She is very dedicated to her invention, like anything she does, and it shows with each word. I realize she is staring at me and I snap back into reality. "What?" I ask, blinking confusedly. "I asked if you was okay." She states, eyeing me worriedly. "Oh, I'm fine, don't worry!" I reassure her, waving my hands frantically. She gives a small smile and nods- Which is interrupted by a giant thud. I unholster my pistol and aim towards the noise. Uzi slowly raises her railgun.

"Whose there!?" I call out, keeping an eye on the noise. Slowly, a Drone with a wide smile leans from around the debris and I freeze. "J..." I whisper. She begins to move out from the cover, two claw arms extended. "Uzi- Run." I say quietly. She looks at me, confused. "I said run!" I yelled, firing several rounds off toward J. As J slices them as I expected they would, Uzi runs past me, climbing up the debris. J quickly dashes toward me- Just for another Drone to land onto her. I hear her yell and toss the Drone off, who I recognize as N. Aside from clothing, those two have barely changed, I think to myself. I look back and see Uzi is still climbing, meaning I can't escape yet. J snaps their attention to me. "It has been awhile, Ava." J says sinisterly. I try to hold my composure. I don't know why I am shocked- If I remember her, she should remember me, my thoughts rationalize. "Yes it has." I state solemnly.

"Cyn has been so worried." J continues, stepping closer. N also stands, the X on his face letting me know he is not in control. Not like J. I aim at her while eyeing the both of them. "I'm sure she has." I retort. I need to keep my sentences short and sweet. "Of course she has. Why else would she be scouring the planet for you." J says with a purr. I look at her confused, feeling myself falter a bit. I hear a yelp and turn to see V holding onto Uzi, who looks terrified. "Whoa, let Uzi go!" I yell, unsure of who to aim at. "You come quietly, we drop her right here and now. I'll even be nice and not tell Cyn about her." J states.

Looks like I got a call to make- What's the right choice!?

[littlesmokesceenfan]

smokey headcanons (some are angsty, does contain spoilers)

Every time he goes out to perhaps patrol a perimeter with whoever (Arcee, Bumblebee, etc) he gets interested by something and gets distracted. For example a shiny rock, a cool looking lizard, a tree bent in a weird way, doesn't matter. If it catches his intrest, nothing else matters.

If he's mad, he'll sit in his alt form for hours just outside of base. Just sits on the side of the road, pounting.

Since he has a pretty flashy alt mode, he has likely had a human try and break into him. And he's definitely revealed his form because of that. Imagine waking up and some dude is shattering your windows.

He really, really hates bugs. They look like scraplets, and he hates scraplets. (More angsty part on that later.)

Jack showed him subway serfers, and now he'll occasionally watch him play subway serfers.

Literally a menace to the Decepticons. He enjoys going out and finding Decepticons wherever he can, just to troll them. Like Miko would help him make glitter bombs or really thin magnets with stupid stuff on them and he'd just troll the cons.

He takes stuff too seriously. I mean, Raf could call him a smart cookie maybe one time and that's all he'll think about. Like, 'What is a cookie? Is it smart? Am I a cookie?' and eventually he'll just go ask Raf what it means.

He really likes the rain. If it's raining out, he's also out. Just driving on the road in the rain, and that's it. Maybe he'll take one of the kids, but he's just driving out on the road while it's raining probably listening to something by Glass Animals or Panic! At The Disco.

Whenever he's excited, he'll bounce around a little. Flappy doorwings for sure, and he just won't stop talking. And this goes for any emotion, it's the doorwings that will give you the signs (I'll add a little drabble at the end)

He's definitely tried running on a frozen over lake whenever he's groundbridged to somewhere he needs to be. And he falls through. And someone has to save him. And he has to go back to base because he's shivering like a leaf, but he just sits in there with his heaters on pounting with his arms crossed because he wants to go back out.

Now for the angsty headcannons >:)

He cannot stand being ignored whatsoever. Like he gets really sad whenever he's ignored, and then he just shuts up until someone acknowledges him but his mood is down for the rest of the day.

Claustrophobia. After spending that time held captive by the Decepticons, he hates enclosed spaces. Just being in one makes him anxious, but being locked in one might make him have a full on panic attack. And bringing weapons in while he's in there is a big no no.

I headcannon he was interrogated, and potentially tortured in the hands of the Decepticons. Fighting Decepticons, he's alright. But being threatened by a ally, not so much.

Because of that, he might wake up sometimes at night and then go to someone else's room. Mostly he goes to Ratchet, surprisingly since he's always awake. Perhaps Ratchet is actually in the main section of the base, and while he works he talks to Smokescreen about other stuff from before the war until he falls asleep from exhaustion. And then Ratchet just stays in the main section of the base with Smokey until he wakes up.

He hates heights. Panicked of falling down, constantly observing and watching his step if he's near a ravine. In that case if he's with Bumblebee, Bee will hold his hand. He just takes his hand which does calm him down a little. Maybe Bee also hates heights, so he does this to comfort them both.

Now for some doorwing drabbles

Doorwings held real high either means he's shocked, on edge, or spooked.

Doorwings held low either means he's sad, scared, or trying to be sneaky.

Doorwings flapping shows happiness, or excitement for something.

He'll hold them up really high and extend them outwards to make him self appear bigger if he's fighting a enemy larger than him.

Similar to what Bee does, and also kind of like Starscream.

Thank u for having me 👏 I may or may not be back with more Smokescreen drabbles in the future (if that's alright with you)

Oh my goodness. Smokey Flapping his doorwings when he's happy or excited is just so perfect for him. Also him can't standing being ignored is so sad. I accept these as Canon op