#Five Years by Bo Burnham!

[bg3thots]

The Worst People You Know Are In Love | Briar(DUrge)/Enver Gortash playlist Run - Hozier | I Know That He Loves Me - Autoheart | Tongues & Teeth - The Crane Wives | Baby Come Home - Scissor Sisters | Le Bien qui fait mal - Mozart Opera Rock | The Horror Of Our Love - Ludo | Slowly - Susanne Sundfør | Swamp Time! - mmmonika | Make Me Happy - 35MM

[ellies-enrichment]

i stared at these images for 30 minutes

[dizzythegreat]

my brain will be quiet and then suddenly BAM we order chinese i’m eating my dumplings you reach over and you take my dumpling you don’t even say do you mind or nothing why do you assume you’re entitled to a dumpling? so i look at you, you look back at me like what the fuck did i do? if you really wanted some dim sum then you really shoulda gotten some when we put in the order u say you’re a psycho and i i don’t wanna fight so let’s just drop this it’s not a big deal ok but for the record you owe me a dumpling i mean it i won’t forget. you owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent

[ampersandroid]

[microwavepopcorn]

[divinationdrawings]

Singing Bo Burnham's "Five Years" on our Five Year Anniversary

starring an art video insired by Bo's music video

ft. my boyfriend of 5 years on guitar and vocals

[supernova-151]

kissing lessons chapter one is up dead flower nation

[nicoleanell]

20, 30, 88 for spotify wrapped!!!

2023

20 - "Criminal", Britney Spears

30 - "Doll Parts", Hole

88 - "Boss Bitch", Doja Cat

[wristful]

are we still the same? / Ellie and Stevie

stevie doesn't hear it at first. there's a lot of noise from the street this time of the day - rush hour, the tail end of it, gusting decibels up through the alleys and it creates a perfect storm of beeping and engine revs that drown out anything reasonable. so he doesn't hear her from the door.

(he's focused on the little wheel of the office chair he promised to help fix; right now he's got a screwdriver behind his ear and two screws in his hand, one longer than the other, and so, so confused as to how it ended up like this. he swears he followed the instructions. and now he's got two mismatched screws that don't fit the little wheel hub that's supposed to go in the bottom and where the hell did the fucking booklet go because this just can't be right --)

are we still the same?

he looks up at her from the floor. are we still the same and he wants to ask her what she means. how she means it. are we still the same from two idiot kids running after each other in the backyard? are we still the same teenagers hiding the start of deeper feelings in teasing and careless flirting? are we still the same disappointing adults, hurting one another on purpose because it was easier than admitting the failures? (he knows his failures outweigh hers, ten thousand fold.)

but stevie doesn't ask to clarify. he looks up and sees her in the doorway and thinks still us. "the same? maybe not. but i'm still me. and you're still you. so maybe we're -- maybe we're still us. right?"

[army-of-bee-assassins]

7, 17, and 27 for your spotify wrapped! OR a song that is in the spotify wrapped of your heart but the stats say otherwise?

7 - the chicken by bo burnham

17 - jeff davis county blues by the mountain goats

27 - cold love by rainbow kitten surprise

[cheeseandbretboy]

you owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent..

[billkaulitzwife]

The Outsiders Nowadays (in 2024).

Ponyboy (born 2010)

on playstation 24/7

“FIVE MORE MINUTES, DARREL.”

his username is smth stupid like ‘smokersleftlung’ or ‘mylittlep0ny’

“wya?” when ur at his door

vapes.

SORRY.

noah kahan lover

jeans, steel toe boots, camo shirt, neon orange jacket.

would try to get his friends to read

but gets called a dork :)

“Something in the Orange” on full blast while thinking of Cherry

posts horrendous .5s of himself on snap

typa guy to hold a fish on his instagram

favourite show is probably yellowstone

Johnny (born 2008)

loves open boxing the gang !

sad he has an xbox and not ps like the boys

HATES fortnite.

unironically says skibidi gyat

“hey dal, look at that furry over there.”

its just some kid.

foster care.

dallas would add him on snap and getting annoyed when he said “wyll”

has a stupid bow by his name

“johnny🎀”

like bro you are not coquette.

cries to wlw poetry.

snap user: “ooh_achurch” insta: “cadecade55”

used :3 once and never did it again.

watched friends and says “hes so me” whenever he sees ross.

Dallas (born 2007)

“wyll”

typa guy to yell GYATTT in public

barks at emos and furries

vapes in the school bathroom

racist.

would call you a slur for looking at him for more than a second.

mullet + perm combo

jumped a 7 year old and got on the news

male manipulator core

owns a husky named after himself

knife enthusiast.

screams at his dad for ten more minutes on the playstation

“do u send?”

no i do not thank you very much.

suicide boys. lil peep.

thinks he’s dean from supernatural

same username everywhere: “imnottexan”

fav show: big mouth

Adelaide (born 2010)

regina george but on a mental level

gatekeeper.

arsonist !

had a friend group with “bug” “kai” “arson” and “alex” in 2021 and nearly khs.

almost thought she was bi.

fought a girl in the locker room at school

takis, cookie monster pajama pants, latina makeup

SABRINA AND CHAPPELL LOVER, used to be a swiftie

sturniolo triplet fan (owns all of space camp)

buys clothes from shein

usernames: “addiethebaddie” “adelaidecurtis”

fav show wld be shameless

BEDROTTING.

grew up on spongebob and bubble guppies

writes poetry in her notes app

Darry (born 2004)

“live laugh love” sign somewhere in the house

“Doesn’t know how to text normally .”

(jkjk)

“PHONE ON THE TABLE WHEN YOU GET HOME.”

has a pinterest board full of pumpkins and dogs

invested in the kardashians

the therapist friend

facetimes the gang when he’s on lunch break

doesnt understand what skibidi is

ONLINE COLLEGE!!!

blasts dad rock when he drops off the twins at school

duct taped two-bit to the top of his car during freshman kill week

did the same to steve

class of ‘22

lowk eats up lana del rey

hates twitter and instagram

username: “darrel_curtis”

believes in angel numbers (me too king)

has a picture of him holding a fish on his instagram to ‘attract the females’

Sodapop (born 2008)

boycott

belittle

boyboss

owned wizz for less than a day

trolled little kids on roblox with steve

saw too many… things on omegle.

scrolls on tiktok for hours.

usernames: “thispxssytasteslikepepsi” “sodap0p08”

binges twilight in hiding

also barks at emos and furries

laughs at any kinda fart joke

showed pony a picture of a horse and said “found u online”

they fought.

threatened to break the tv when he couldn’t play slime rancher for three hours

turns his life360 off when he goes out with sandy or to a car show

Two-Bit (born 2006)

broke four controllers when he played seige

trolls on fortnite

finally fucking finished high school (class of ‘24)

ice cream scoop hair

binges bojack horseman

bo burnham’s biggest fan

made a huge deal when the queen died

refused to wear a mask during quarantine because ‘ITS FOR SISSIES’

preaches the second amendment “MERICAAA”

username: “twobit”

sends random memes in the gc when the others are fighting

hates xbox users

complains about adelaide using shein

“tummy hurty” posts on his insta story

would slap the shit out of you if you said seige was just a game

Steve (born 2007)

trolls on dti

eats goldfish like his life depends on it

username: “handletherandle”

also preaches the second amendment

and the first

and the fifth

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICA—

went on a school trip to dc and hated everything he had to eat

doordashes when he has enough

hypocrite

wld call you a slur for a GOOD reason

avid minecraft player

and overwatch.

mountain dew addict

reposts politics and cars on twitter

hates minion memes

“wyll”

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

[microwavepopcorn]

[hehearse]

seventeen. Five Years by Bo Burnham is hsy and kdj. but also i think yjh is in the background of each interaction dealing with half the stuff theyre arguing about. putting more dumplings on kdjs plate. dealing with the spider himself. its a rlly funny mental image to me,,

i don't think i need to add anything. them bickering, both equally stubborn and petty. and yjh with a tired (secretly amused) expression catching the spider in a cup. yeah. that's them (tearing up)

[serotosin]

to the tune of five years by bo burnham: “shit like this brings the movement down, everyone’s a feminist until jjk men are around..”

[stanpinessecretlover]

(To the tune of that one part from five years by Bo Burnham)

You're a total anti-S/A, a child abuse fighter, but your whole world view collapses, the moment it's someone you know. Cool, I get it, this is the real you, it's a pleasure, nice to meet you!

Shit like this brings the movement downnnn everyone's "anti-grooming" until it's someone they like