#Fishie being the first toy ever was more impactful i think

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With 🪼 anon just being posted with the heated blanket it leaves the question of would the heated up stuffed animals you can like, warm in the microwave work wonders too? Obviously it wouldn't be his own since fishy, but Atsushi asks him to babysit one of them if he has to go in a mission or out. Dazai doesn't know about the heat and Kunikida warms it up so it's extra comfy, and Dazai is immediately passed out before they can even manage to leave for the mission. Literal seconds and now they have a new napping trick 😭

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I love those warmy microwave plushies 😭 I’ve seen some that smell like lavender too 😭 Dazai would be O U T

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Despair Clause Episode 1

(Scene) Inside the hall of the castle, three guys are chit chatting at the bottom of the stairs that lead to the throne. One is blond with a pony tail dressed in blue royal atire (Otio), one has red spiked hair dressed in black and red armor(Pila), and one has messy black hair, dressed in casual clothing(Fregit).

Pila: yo Fregit, are you still hanging out with Skunk?

Otio: Yeah I've been wondering that too, haven't seen the little dude around recently.

Fregit: Nah he moved to Perditus recently with his family. Honestly it's kinda weird that so many of the poor have been moving there but everyone says that since it's newly built the economy needs literally anyone to move there for the city to survive.

Otio: (Shrugs) I doe know, sounds a bit fishy to me.

Pila: Don't you know anything bro. (Taps Otio on the head) There's a reason that towns have people in them and its not just because that's the way things are. Population leads to transfer of goods and wealth which in turn leads to businesses starting. Perditus is an experimental town that is testing the nature of our poor.

Fregit:(shifts in front of Pila) Basically they are moving a bunch of our poor their to see if they will prosper with an extreme amount of opportunity available to them and in turn giving them a chance to gain a skill by working at one of the many jobs in the town that are lacking in man power.

Pila: Hey,(punch Fregit in the back of the shoulder and shift to face both siblings) I was going to explain that but whatever.

Otio: I honestly stopped caring after I asked. Right now I'm just wondering what is taking dad so long. He summoned us but it feels like we've been waiting for ages. Did the old geezer forget.

(Footsteps) Distant voice bellows: So now I'm an old geezer am I?

(All three siblings kneel)

King Ficum: Otio(Otio Looks up), Pila(Pila looks up),Fregit(Fregit looks up),... I have summoned you three here because it is finally time that to choose your path in life. Otio will become king after I pass so his future has all but been decided for him. He will begin training with a sword immediately, alongside studying politics and shadowing me when I feel necessary (Otio groans) (King Ficum scowls). As for you two, you must make something of yourself. Forbid it as I may, of something were to happen to your older brother the next would succeed him and so forth. Furthermore your accomplishments will bolster our families reputation making it easier for your brother's ascension to the throne after my passing. For if you are the most worthy of the throne in the eyes of the public, your support of your sibling who is trained in the way of leading a nation will assure the nation in his crowning. You do not have to come up with an answer today but

Pila: Actually father,(Phila Stands up) if l may, I've already decided what I want to do with my life.

King Ficum: (intrigued) hmm?

Pila: With your permission, I would like to join the Guild and become a Hero!

King Ficum: Hero ranking requires you to be granted a Gun by the Guild. Being as they are a new Technology, they are difficult to get a hold of however seeing as you are my son I might be able to pull a few strings.

Pila: Thank you dad!

King Fica: But son, are you sure that is what you wish? The reason guns are granted is because Heros are required to fight on shore when an attack first arises. That means you'll be on the front line. Is that really what you desire?

Pila: It is. Not only is it a good way to earn publicity quickly but it is also the best and most direct way for me to protect our Nation and its people.

King Ficum: I see... Consider it done. And you Fregit, might you have a path you would like to follow?

Fregit:(Fregit looks up) I um... Well... Not that... Um..

King Ficum: It's alright Fregit, take your time. You do not need to decide now. You are the youngest after all so there is no need for haste.

Fregit: O,k...

King Ficum: I will be taking my leave now but boys, be sure have a nice day today. It would be a waste for this beautiful weather to be wasted.

(King Ficim walk out of room)

Otio: ugh, I wish I could just be a lazy king.

Pila: We all know that you could be a lazy anything haha, the following title isn't actually important to you.

(Otio and Pila laugh)

Pila: Fregit is something wrong.

(Fregit stares off to the side then changes his gaze towards Pila)

Fregit: No, just a lot to think about that's all.

Otio: At least that's one thing I don't have to exert effort towards haha. My path it's already decided.

Pila: Well Otio I think you should get a head start on your Sword play practice don't you? I am going to have to practice more to if I am planning to be a Hero.

Otio: I'm actually going to go work on my sleep right now.

Pila: uh uh not today. This kills two birds with one stone.(Pila drags Otio by the collar of his shirt)

Fregit: hah bye guys.

(Scene, Fregit's room, Fregit laying in his bed on his back with his legs dangling off the bottom.)

Fregit: arghhhhh! (Fregit flails his limbs) What do I want to be?! Wendy's wing with me? How have I never thought of this until just now?

(In Fregits mind) Maybe I can be a Hero too... Argh no that would never work, Pila would out shine me for sure and I wouldn't ever amount to anything other than simply being his little brother... I guess I could always go into politics and make a large impact that way.. that might actually work..

(Blonde female child with frilled dress walks in the room)

Fas: Hi Fregit, what are you thinking about?

Fregit: A lot.

Fas: Heyyyyy. That's not a real answer. Come on, just tell meee.

Fregit: (light sigh) well you see Dad called Otio, Pila and I to talk to us about what we wanna be when we grow up (Fas: uhnhuh) and you see I have no idea what I wanna be (Fas: unhuh) Pila is going to be a Hero and Otio is being groomed for King but what's my role in all of this? What am I supposed to do? Who am I supposed to be?

Fas: Well uh, if uh, Pila is going to be a Hero then why don't you just be a Signer?

Fregit: A Signer? Like with the Association instead of the Guild?

Fas: Unhuh! Signers are basically the Associations versions of Heros aren't they brobther?

Fregit: Sorta but they all have to sign a despair clause and I don't really want to do that.

Fas: But if you find something suuper important you might even become more popular than big brobther Pila.

Fregit: You're right. I know what I'm going to do. Forget being a politician on the Council, I'm ganna be a Signer!

(Scene, Throne room. Fregit in front of the throne with King Ficum Siting on it)

(King Ficum slams his hand on his throne)

King Ficum: Absolutely not! Do you even know what you are asking?

Fregit: of course I do! This is the perfect way to bolster our legacy from both ends of Membership. If I become a famous Signer and Pila a famous Hero then we'll have a position of influence in both the Guild and the Association!

King Ficum: I will not allow it! It is much too reckless.

(Otio walks infrom the right out from behind the curtain that leads to the throne greenroom)

Otio: he's right you know.

Fregit: Otio?

Otio:(otio approaches Fregit) Signing a Despair Clause is risky business, depending on the amount of power you get you might just stub you're toe when the contract is fulfilled but if you end up obtaining a decent amount of power you could easily end up immobilized down in the Chasm with your whole party dead. Something like that would surely insure your death. Even if the contract itself can't cause you to die it can easily lead to it if you're unlucky. Why don't you just become a politician on the Council instead? (Otio arrives in front of Fregit)

Fregit: Because I don't want to! This is the path I have chosen for myself! Why won't you support me Otio?!

Otio: (places hand on Fregit's head) Because I care about you you dummy.(Fregit gazes at the for) Can't we forget about this and move onto something more practical?

Fregit: (in a sad tone) I guess.

Otio: Tomorrow come meet with me in the court yard and I'll teach you sword play, after that I'm sure Pila would be happy to teach you Gun play. He really loves that new toy of his. If you want to become strong this is a much more practical way to go about it. Hell instead of a Signer you could be a Stander or a Runner to support Pila if you want to be a part of the action. How does that sound?

Fregit: actually, that would be great, I'm going to head to my room for a bit but I'll see you I the morning tomorrow for practice. (Fregit smiles)

(Fregit walks away)

King Ficum: I see having you shaddowing me is already starting to pay off.

Otio: Naturally, I may be lazy but when it comes to my family, I will always protect them.

(Scene, Fregit's room, fregit sitting on his bed with his leg up and his hand on his knee.)

Fregit: Otio's right, I can't become a Signer and wander the Chasm the way I am. I need to become stronger.(Fregit stands up and throws his jacket I've his shoulder) Guess I'll have to take him up on his off after I sign a Despair Clause. Thanks for the offer Otio!(fregit hops out his window)

(Scene castle courtyard,night with camera aimed at the sky)(gunshot x3) (gunshot x2)(camera pans to face Pila)

Pila: Dammit I just can't get the hang of this thing!(Otio walks up)

Otio: looks like you got the hand of it to me. From what the target shows you haven't hit anything less than the ring around the bullseye.

Pila: That's not good enough, not for me at least.

Otio: If you're looking for some advice I may be of some help. While eavesdropping before the council meeting I overheard that unlike swords you're going to want to double down on that grip of yours, also you're going to want to hold your breath before pulling the trigger and exhale after. That should improve your aim just a bit.

Pila: Wow Otio, color me impressed. Shadowing dad had really done wonders for your usefulness haha.

Otio: that seemed somewhat of a backhanded complement (chucklr).

Pila: (chuckle)that's because it was.

Otio: Well I'll have you know I have actually been quite useful. Today I was even able to give Fregit some decent advice. He was dead set on becoming a Signer and I was able to explain to him why that was a reckless and dangerous decision. (Pila's face turns to a face of scepticism) He even smiled after and told me that he was going to his room to rethink his decision. I'm pretty awesome!(Pila interrupts Otio mid sentence)

Pila: Otio, do you not know Fregit at all. I promise you he's not in his room right now. He's almost certainly on his way to a library to sign a contract as we speak of he hasn't made it to one already.(You can visually see that a light bulb goes off in Otio's brain)

Otio: Oh no.

(Scene, castle bedroom hallway, camera pointed down the hall at the floor)(Otio's running legs pop into view)

Otio: (shouting)Fregit! Yo Fregit! I have something important to talk to you about!(Fregit's bedroom door slams open. Its empty)(camera switches to a cake of Otio's mouth and chin) Tsch, dammit. (Otio yells) Block, come here, I have a task for you!(camera switches to floor behind otio and pans up a pair of leather boots with green straps)

Block: So, my protection services finally needed.

(Scene, outside tattered old library)(neon open sign hangs above door) (fregit is holding a flashlight that is pointed towards the library)

Fregit: looks like I finally made it. Now to find a Dolordare and sign a contract!

(Fregit walks through the door)(edison bulbs light the main open entrance, after the entrance are rows of bookshelves, mostly empty but glowing as if a spell is cast on them, down the row of bookshelves are lanterns light by fire keeping the shelves visible but dim)

Fregit:(cough x2) You'd think that the Library nearest to the castle would be in better shape but this thing looks like it's going to fall apart.(Fregit walks down a bookshelf isle with his flashlight aimed for extra light) Actually, it looks like no renovations have been made to this place since after Grandad was king. Guess my father has a favorite power and it's not the Association.

(Large creak comes from next row over) (sound of books falling comes from next row over)

Fregit:(draws a knife he got from the castle's kitchen) Who's there!

Voice: Nooooooobooody... (Eerie,high pitch, child like voice laughs with an uncomfortably long giggle)

Fregit: (thinks to himself)*well that's obviously not true* Show yourself!

(Creature that looks like a chao but with a tail, long arms and a face that is void but with tentacle pops up in Fregit's face)

(Fregit falls on his bottom and holds his knife in fron of him)

Fregit: who are you?

Voice: I am a Dolordare, I keep this library safe along with the books inside although I do not clean much. You may call me Dust

(Fregit stands up and lowers knife)

Fregit:Well Dust, I'd like to form a contract with you.

[labrasmore]

This is long over due, but it’s hard for me to write things up.

But to my heart dog Duma, my sweet cocoa puff.

I hadn’t noticed the impact that you had brought onto my life until I looked back at our time together these 2 years since your birth. 

(read more below)

I contacted some random ass breeder in hopes of a service dog I could train that would help me, I am not particularly proud of the breeder I chose, but they weren’t terrible and really care, and I do not regret my decision for a single moment. I was 16 going onto 17, and I waited and waited every single day for you. You were born October 25th 2014. I got the email from your breeder and I shrieked in absolute excitement, my heart raced and everything was coming together. I found out which puppy was mine in December, and there you were, your photo, your dumb puppy face right there. I was so proud, I showed my boyfriend, my best friend, everybody at school, all my school friends, my teachers knew about you, everyone.

I brought you home January 3rd after coming back from a trip to Seaside, my best friend was there. I was the first one out of all of us to hold you of course, you were mine. All mine. You smelled like puppy and you were so soft. You laid your head in my lap on the car ride home.

I set you on my bed and I stared at you still thinking “is this real? My own puppy? She’s staring right at me” I’d take my eyes off you for a second and you came over to drink out of my coke glass (thanks Duma)

I spent several nights waking up constantly because you had to use the bathroom all the time. But I took the little sleep I got in stride, because I had you to care for. I started eating more, and started picking up my life because of you.

There was the night you learned you could howl, and spent a good 30 minutes howling as loud as you could because you decided the kennel was BAD!!!!! and I cried. I cried so hard. It was late at night.

I found things you liked, and we bonded together, I walked you, took you to training class, and everything. As you grew you got very big, and you did super well in training class. I was so proud, and your enthusiasm towards me gave me so much encouragement. From you getting so excited that I was calling you that you slid across the floor and full body slammed me and smashed your skull in my lip, to accidentally biting my face because I was a little too, enthusiastic.

There was the time you got very very sick. (what happened that made me found out is a story for another time, EW) I had to give you anti-vomiting meds, monitor water, food, EVERYTHING. It was so stressful worrying about you, but you were better in a matter of a couple days.

You grew more and became so vocal, you’d make odd noises and always were wagging your tail. You’d see me and get up and scream and wag your tail like crazy, and even in your sleep if you hear me you start gently wagging your tail.

About 2 months after you turned 1 years old, I was told by your temporary trainer to take you on your first outing. I was having a hard time by then end of it , shit was hitting the fan and I felt like I was falling apart. I was on the floor sobbing, my dad couldn’t get me to stop, I was having a massive episode, and nothing was stopping it, but you came in and you knew exactly what to do. You rested your sweet little chin on my knees and just looked me in the eyes, and the entire world stopped and I looked you right back in the eyes and you broke me, you put a big fat smile on my face and you took that and started licking my face and smacked me and distracted me so I could cope with the tremendous amounts of anxiety I was having.

Over time, I noticed more of what you do, you noticed my behaviors as I noticed yours and you helped me cope, and alerted to any anxiety and worry I was having, you’d hit me, groan, scoot next to me, stare at me, do what ever you could and wouldn’t stop till I seemed ok. We started going out more, and you figured out what calms me down on your own, what brought positive feelings out of it. You learned that putting your head on my chest on the ground slows my breathing and heart beat, and now you do it whenever I needed it. You learned what helps me, and I learned what helps you.

I taught you tricks and cool things, and you were so smart and you caught on super fast even since you were little. I taught you tricks I thought I could NEVER teach dog, but you made me realize I am capable of it. You made me proud of both myself and you. I recently taught you to rollover in a touch up training session, you learned it in 3 tries and were super good at it.

Your favorite commands seem to be Spin and Beg (I like that one too), you love to eat food, your favorite treats tend to be fishy stuff, cheese, and meat, oh and pringles. You love pringles. You love squeaky toys and you rip everything apart, you like to step on Snowy and harass Rascal. You are super gentle towards other dogs. You scream at my door when you want in and you jump on the bed and stare at me, you punch my keyboard and tablet for attention. You hate Fat old men in flannels, Feather boa’s, Neon stuff, and weird holes in the ground. You don’t like when your collar is taken off, and you get mad when I put your sweater on. There is so much more to you but that’d be such a big endless list.

These two years, have been a huge impact on my life, between you and my boyfriend being around. You cuddled me in hard times and made sure I was ok, you are the reason I bettered myself, I learned I love to cook, I clean up, I put all dishes away so you don’t touch them, I taught you to behave, I learned to start going out because you were by my side, and for the first time ever, I was able to walk around the block with just you and I. I was never able to do that, ever. It may seem like a small trip, but it was a huge step in the direction of getting better, all because of you.

I started doing more photography because of you and got better at it, I learned so much more about dogs because of you.

I have so many good memories to cherish every day, like the time you broke into the neighbors yard so you could swim in their pond, or when you decided to wake me up by smearing mud all over my bed and walls and nightstand...

There is so much more I could say, so much I could talk about, so many stories and memories, how smart you and how you are the dog I have dreamed of, in every way. From the ups and downs.