#Ferneste

[pinkcarsupremacy]

sophie i've been meaning to say this for some time now but i keep forgetting so let me say it now: i feel like i remember you saying at one point that the esteban/ollie dynamic reminds you a lot of fernando/esteban during their time as teammates and let me say that i could not agree with you more (of course i'm ignoring the second half of 2022 when fernando...yeah...) - they're like a perfect blend of the chaos of fernando/esteban and wholesomeness of valtteri/guanyu.

like i could absolutely see a repeat of this ICONIC moment or THIS with esteban and ollie. and if god-willing (please!!!) haas were in a scenario like this...yeah. and any of these would also be lovely.

god...typing all that out reminds me of how much i once loved estenando (and still do to be clear! i just don't think about them as often). i remember i used to liken them to frankenstein: fernando was victor frankenstein and esteban was the monster. fernando created esteban to his liking (i.e. teaching esteban his ways of chaos) but then lost control and began to despise his own creation...maybe because the monster resembled him too much???

so with this i ask bearcon/estebear to please give us the spiritual succession to ferneste/estenando we so desperately need.

No bcos like I'm always screaming crying throwing up thinking about the missed opportunities with Esteban & Fernando bcos Alpine don't know what the fuck PR is. Literally devastating to me like they had the funniest duo on the grid and they did NOTHING with it 🤬

Este & Ollie do remind me of them in a way like the idea of both being thrown into a new team together that is just starting to find it's feet (bcos 2021 was Alpine's first year when they like actually had hope) and because of that environment being able to be sort of chill and have a laugh with each other. They seem to share the same sort of humour and just general energy which is good. Este & Alonso were the same in a way but like their approach to racing was also a bit too similar which is why they ended up scrapping. I sometimes get the impression that Alpine must have told Alonso 'oh your new teammate is young so be kind and give him guidance' but then he met Esteban who is as chronically insane about racing as he is and was like 'wtf are you talking about he doesn't need any guidance bro is insane'. They clearly still get on very well though and I'm sure any scraps they had were just because Alpine don't know they are supposed to like prevent that sort of thing themselves rather than relying on two drivers who will never give in to each other lol.

Also so glad to see that Haas are making a huge effort in the PR department they've done more than Alpine did with Esteban the whole time he was there 😭 I think one thing that people don't realise about all this teammate PR stuff is that it literally encourages you to become friends with each other which is like actually helpful to the team and on track and it's very noticeable when teams don't bother with it.

[promiscuousasexual]

lmao lee this was a literal shower thought i had in the middle of the night and since (to my knowledge anyway) you're my only mutual that's both a rosquez girlie (gn) and an este-stan so i knew you would understand

now let me be clear that brocedes is definitely the f1 equivalent of rosquez in terms of lore that makes you go 'what the actual FUCK'

but the actual 'hero worship → competing against each otheer → matching each other's freak → rivals because of matching each other's freak' rosquez dynamic? that's ferneste to a fucking t

LMFAOO HANNAH you are literally my favorite person ever i think you are also my only mutual who is an este-stan and a marc/rosquez girlie (gn)

you are literally so right though like i can’t believe i’ve never thought about it before. in terms of structure and relationship dynamics, this is spot on like you’re 100% correct. the whole never meet your heroes thing is so relevant in both situations akshdge that’s actually so insane😭now i want to them all in a room together just to see what happens

but obviously, as you said, nothing can compare to what actually went down. like that was INSANE. fernando and esteban are still talking and chatting and taking photos together. you will NEVER see that w rosquez, when you go back to old races post-2015, if these two shook hands after a race, you had about 192837 slo-mo replays of it and it would show up on every “previously” cut scene they made.

i’m p sure i saw someone else say this but at least i find brocedes easier to explain?? like it’s heartbreaking and AWFUL but childhood friends who fell out because they became sports rivals is something that i feel like most people would expect (even if there’s definitely more behind the scenes and it is so HEARTWRENCHING) but i can never being to explain what happened w rosquez cause even reading about it i was like “what the fuck” and i learn new things about it everyday. valentino i will show up to your house w a gun just you wait

[doodle-bug-nightmares]

RAE’S BDAY GIFT! @rae-unbeloved

Kmskmskmskmskmskmskmskmskmsdnjkwgbdavcjuhygfvbhjugrfdsgbhtf This is not going to be fun but i’m doing it anyway because I love you /p Happy (late) Birthday Rae <3 (also i’m sorry if this is short asf)

During a standard “Jonah and Max are arguing again” session.

Deòiridh :]: FERN Deòiridh :]: I have a question

Fernest Fern >:3: what

Deòiridh :]: Can I hide in your home tonight

Fernest Fern >:3: Sure, my dad has to work the night shift so you can sleep in the living room if you want

Deòiridh :]: Fuck yeah alr ill go message mum rq

Fernest Fern >:3: hell yeah sleepover

Deòiridh :]: WOOOO

Deo was already at Fern’s house because of a conversation they had earlier in the day. Omar snitched on Fern for not drinking water all day, and Deo threatened to come to his house, which they actually did. They broke in through an open window in the basement (which Fern told her about literal minutes before) and had to stay in the basement for 3 hours because his dad WOULD NOT LEAVE. The basement was filled with boxes, so it looked like Omar hadn’t fully moved in yet, Besides the boxes was a small red sofa and matching ottoman, and a TV on top of a box with “Books” written on it pushed against the wall. It was a pretty simple basement, with carpeted floors, and light fixtures on the ceiling. You could probably rent it out to people as an apartment or something. There was a kitchen, a bathroom, even a closet.

Though Deo wasn’t exactly thrilled to be trapped in their best friend’s basement, they still found a way to enjoy it somewhat. They found a book they liked that was on top of one of the boxes and decided to sit down and read it for a bit, they found a thin piece of cardboard that she used as a bookmark. About a half-hour into this little reading endeavor, Fern texted her.

Fernest Fern >:3: Omar’s coming down with snacks (and water)

Deòiridh :]: thank god please tell me he has Doritos

Fernest Fern >:3: Yes he actually went out of his way to go to the store and buy them Deòiridh :]: yippee!!!!!! 

As if on cue, Omar opened the door to the basement and walked down the stairs. He had way too much stuff in his arms and Deo got up from their spot to help him carry some of it and place it on the carpeted floor. “How long have you been down here?” Omar questioned, picking up the book she was reading and inspecting their makeshift bookmark.

“Like three hours, I was bored and that’s one of my favorite books.”  She snatched the book out of his hand and put it on the couch behind them “Oh wow, I didn’t know you were suddenly a bookworm, do I need to drive you to the library or something?” Omar teased, bumping their shoulder with his own. “Har Har, you do know I have to read for school right? It’s not a rare occurrence to see me reading.” Deo retorted, They were about to speak again but Omar held out the bag of Doritos he bought and she snatched it from him.

They talked for about an hour before Omar remembered that the TV had a game console connected to it so they played Mario Kart until Fern entered the basement with his cat Pigeon in his arms. “God finally, Dad just left for work and Saoirse is sound asleep,” Fern put pigeon down and he immediately went to curl up on the ottoman, “though we should probably keep the basement door open just in case she wakes up.” Fern sat down on the sofa with a sigh.

They continued to play Mario Kart while Fern watched them and gave Deo more help than Omar (because he plays favorites). Eventually, after Deo lost for the sixth time, they yelled, “Oh, I have an idea!!!” Fern and Omar looked at her for a solid minute before she spoke again “We should all wear the Sonic onesies and watch the live-action Sonic movies.” Fern immediately got up to get the onesies with a not-so-quiet “gladly”, and then Omar disconnected the game from the TV to plug in the Xbox that Deo had somehow not seen before, Fern came back down the stairs just as Omar finished setting up the Xbox and turning on Disney+. (let’s just pretend for the sake of Sonic that Disney did NOT take Sonic off of their horrible streaming service) 

Deo got the first pick of the onesies since it was her idea. They of course picked silver. Fern went next. He picked Sonic, which left the Shadow onesie for Omar. They took turns changing in the bathroom and decided to put on a mini fashion show because why not? Their lives were stressful; they needed this, okay? 

The fashion show though small and short was still pretty fun, Fern as Sonic went first and quoted the Sonic snapcube fandubs, Deo went second and pulled out the dress to impress poses, And then Omar went last and just stood there, The two of them cheered as loudly as they could for him without waking up Saoirse. “Okay let’s do this” Omar stated as he flipped through the various movies and TV shows on Disney until he got to the first live-action Sonic movie “Fuck yes I am so excited right now" Deo was practically bouncing up and down in her seat.

Fern pulled the hood of his onesie over his head and quoted the movie every few minutes, Omar hadn’t seen the movie before, and when Deo heard this news she pretended to cough and said “Fake fan”. He did, however, know every single one of Dr. Robotnik’s lines and quoted them with fern. 

About halfway through the movie, Fern’s “big brother instincts started tingling” so he went to check up on Saoirse, turns out she woke up and Fern decided to put her in a matching onesie with them, “so we’re in theme for the second movie” He argued, if you couldn’t tell by now, the onesie was tails.

Deo almost cried when Fern let them hold her, Saoirse patted Deo’s face with her little hands and they instantly broke. They forced Omar to play the movie so they didn’t break down crying, He played it and Deo held Saoirse throughout the rest of the first movie.

Before they started the Second movie Deo gave Saoirse back to Fern and she fell asleep on his chest within minutes. “Please help me,” Fern laughed as much as he could with a baby on his chest, “I can’t move her or she’ll wake up.” Though he made himself look like he was panicking he definitely wasn’t, He was staring right at her and kissing her forehead whenever he could. 

“Stop acting like this is the worst, you know you love it,” Omar poked him on the shoulder, “Plus you can still see the TV so you’re alright.”

“You’re right, she is adorable when she’s asleep” Fern poked Omar back

“You guys make me sick,” Deo joked. 

“We literally just poked each other you freak” Omar retorted. “But now we should all shut up cause I’m playing the movie”

Fern still quoted Sonic but a lot less because he didn’t want to wake Saoirse, She ended up waking up anyway, and Deo got to hold her again. It was pretty late by the time they finished the movie and Fern had fallen asleep on Deo’s shoulder.

“Thanks for doing this with me,” She said, adjusting Fern’s head so he wasn’t uncomfortable, “I’ve been really down lately, and this helped a lot”

“You can always ask us to hang out, You’re really cool Deo.” Omar moved closer to them and hugged her

“I trust you and Fern a lot more than the others, You guys are like my family, I love you” Deo stated leaning against Fern.

“I think I speak for both of us when I say we love you too Deo” Omar kissed her forehead and squished her face.

Fern woke up 20 minutes later so they decided to put out air mattresses and go to sleep, They stayed up until 2 am just talking about anything and everything, laughing and crying. These people really were Deo’s family.

OH SHIT i’m finally done thank gods i’m so tired right now i’m gonna do die now :3 /silly

[oconist]

azda!!! as you can probably tell, i have recently been lured into motogp by marc, valentino, and the fact that rosquez is like the most deliciously fucked up combination of pierresteban, brocedes, sebmark, sebchal, ferneste, etc. (literally shakespearean levels of lore, an actual 1:1 match with othello - i'm not even joking i've done the analysis).

here's the motogp primer i've been using to figure out who's who. i haven't been able to watch any of the races yet due to lack of time (no exams for me now but i'm in the midst of psychiatry residency applications and approaching the end of med school) but i've at least been following the results this season!

best of luck with exams! you got this <3

good luck with ur residency and end of med school !! also thanks for the links, i became aware of rossi n marquez a while now n i could not ignore moto gp

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 8.27

Beer Birthdays

Fred Bowman (1944)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Barbara Bach; actor (1947)

C.S. Forester; English writer (1899)

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel; German philosopher (1770)

Tarzan of the Apes; fictional character (1912)

Jeanette Winterson; English writer (1959)

Famous Birthdays

Patrick J. Adams; Canadian actor (1981)

Andreas Alföldi; Hungarian archaeologist and historian (1895)

Fernest Arceneaux; singer and accordion player (1940)

G.W. Bailey; actor (1944)

Gordon Bashford; English engineer, Range Rover co-creator (1916)

Tim Bogert; singer and bass player (1944)

Carl Bosch; German chemist (1874)

"Downtown" Julie Brown; V.J. (1959)

Sarah Chalke; actor (1976)

Alice Coltrane; pianist and composer (1937)

Jeff Cook; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1949)

Audrey C. Delsanti; French astronomer and biologist (1976)

Daryl "The Captain" Dragon; pop singer, songwriter (1942)

Theodore Dreiser; writer (1871)

Charles Fleischer; comedian and actor (1950)

Tom Ford; fashion designer (1961)

Chuck Girard; singer-songwriter and pianist (1943)

Samuel Goldwyn; film producer (1882)

Jeff Grubb; game designer and author (1957)

Johann Georg Hamann; German philosopher (1730)

Lyndon Baines Johnson; 36th U.S. President (1908)

Tony Kanal; British-American bass player and songwriter (1970)

Tom Lanoye; Belgian author, poet, and playwright (1958)

Ira Levin; writer (1929)

Alex Lifeson; Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist (1953)

Norah Lofts; English author (1904)

Glen Matlock; English singer-songwriter and bass player (1956)

Katharine McCormick; biologist (1875)

John Mehler; drummer (1948)

Kenji Miyazawa; Japanese author and poet (1896)

Ann Murray; Irish soprano (1949)

Giuseppe Peano; Italian mathematician and philosopher (1858)

Kim Petras; German singer-songwriter (1992)

Jimmy Pop; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1972)

Norman Foster Ramsey Jr.; physicist (1915)

Man Ray; photographer, artist (1890)

Martha Ray; actor (1916)

Harry Reems; porn actor (1947)

Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Reubens; actor, comedian (1952)

Robert Richardson; cinematographer (1955)

Tommy Sands; pop singer (1937)

Diana Scarwid; actress (1955)

Sonny Sharrock; guitarist (1940)

Reece Shearsmith; English actor, comedian and writer (1969)

Léon Theremin, Russian physicist, engineer, Theremin inventor (1896)

Kay Walsh; English actress and dancer (1911)

Tuesday Weld; actor (1943)

Chandra Wilson; actress (1969)

Lester Young; saxophonist and clarinet player (1909)

[k-ky]

i get a ferneste podium but at the cost of diego costa not even playing and my newly adopted wolves team being bullied to hell

[estiebestieban]

Fernando Alonso and Esteban Ocon  -  testing their teammate knowledge (and being cuties)

BONUS CHEATING:

[hello-sapphic-mess-here]

The Web just keeps growing and growing

so here's a web diagram(?) i have where i keep track of all driver pairings i have ever seen on the internet

[no-name-cats]

Fernest from Cult of the lamb

[sincerely-ernest]

Ernest and Larry: start dating while teens-late twenties, mostly out of convenience because they didn’t see any other option. puppy love. as Ernest slowly joined the firestarters, he began to blame Larry for firefighter activities. Larry becomes an easy punching bag, and the relationship slowly becomes Incredibly Toxic. Larry still trusts him despite all instincts. explains the boiling scene and lack of fear in his eyes. guess this would also be where they began to explore BDSM, most likely in not-so-healthy headspaces. Ernest was a Not Good man.

Ernest and Bertrand: in his later twenties/early thirties, possibly overlapping with Beatrice and Bertrand’s marriage. “special friends,” always on the cusp of a relationship. Ernest desperately fell for Bertrand and naively hoped it would work out. Bertrand, obviously, would never let it. Bertrand always thought it was a fun time and that they were on the same page. When Ernest found out about the engagement he was devestated. Helped confirm his beliefs that firefighters are manipulative, but it dampered his feelings of insurgence. He’s tired.

Ernest and Fernald: late 30s/now (early 40s) started as a relationship out of convenience, very off and on given how little time they spend with each other. Fernald is almost 10 years younger than Ernest, and Ernest sees a lot of himself in the man. Over time they grew infatuated. Started incredibly unhealthy as a way to work out their unhappy feelings about the firestarters, but slowly developed into a place of love and support they need. See each other even less regularly than Dewey and Kit seeing as though the hotel is “majority firefighter.” they’re in love but won���t admit it.

au where the denouements start an inn on some remote coast and Fernald and Ernest are happy and also Fiona is there as is Carmelita, ernest’s adopted brat daughter who has slowly been learning how to act like a reasonable being.

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoldretired]

Im gonna say

Fernest should be your fav firefighter ship bc fernest sounds like furnace which is for fires like firefighter Fernald and Ernest so that makes this ship good and right, I’m not taking comments at the moment

[schumigrace]

Since we're doing this (aka I find myself funny)

[itsroblow-blog]

“ S h i n i n g “

f r o m . . a l b u m . . “ G E N E S I S “

m u s i c . b y . r o b  L O W

V i d e o . b y .  F E R N E S T O

http://roblow.bandcamp.com/

[audriestorme]

Spending quality time with Fernest before I drive up to my parents' house for the holidays 🌿 P.S. New #hairstyle video is up on YouTube (this one included) - enjoy! xx #homefortheholidays https://www.instagram.com/p/Brssln0H5UN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1469myr18njbb

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 8.27

Beer Birthdays

Fred Bowman (1944)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Barbara Bach; actor (1947)

C.S. Forester; English writer (1899)

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel; German philosopher (1770)

Tarzan of the Apes; fictional character (1912)

Jeanette Winterson; English writer (1959)

Famous Birthdays

Patrick J. Adams; Canadian actor (1981)

Andreas Alföldi; Hungarian archaeologist and historian (1895)

Fernest Arceneaux; singer and accordion player (1940)

G.W. Bailey; actor (1944)

Gordon Bashford; English engineer, Range Rover co-creator (1916)

Tim Bogert; singer and bass player (1944)

Carl Bosch; German chemist (1874)

"Downtown" Julie Brown; V.J. (1959)

Sarah Chalke; actor (1976)

Alice Coltrane; pianist and composer (1937)

Jeff Cook; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1949)

Audrey C. Delsanti; French astronomer and biologist (1976)

Daryl "The Captain" Dragon; pop singer, songwriter (1942)

Theodore Dreiser; writer (1871)

Charles Fleischer; comedian and actor (1950)

Tom Ford; fashion designer (1961)

Chuck Girard; singer-songwriter and pianist (1943)

Samuel Goldwyn; film producer (1882)

Jeff Grubb; game designer and author (1957)

Johann Georg Hamann; German philosopher (1730)

Lyndon Baines Johnson; 36th U.S. President (1908)

Tony Kanal; British-American bass player and songwriter (1970)

Tom Lanoye; Belgian author, poet, and playwright (1958)

Ira Levin; writer (1929)

Alex Lifeson; Canadian singer-songwriter and guitarist (1953)

Norah Lofts; English author (1904)

Glen Matlock; English singer-songwriter and bass player (1956)

Katharine McCormick; biologist (1875)

John Mehler; drummer (1948)

Kenji Miyazawa; Japanese author and poet (1896)

Ann Murray; Irish soprano (1949)

Giuseppe Peano; Italian mathematician and philosopher (1858)

Kim Petras; German singer-songwriter (1992)

Jimmy Pop; singer-songwriter and guitarist (1972)

Norman Foster Ramsey Jr.; physicist (1915)

Man Ray; photographer, artist (1890)

Martha Ray; actor (1916)

Harry Reems; porn actor (1947)

Paul "Pee-Wee Herman" Reubens; actor, comedian (1952)

Robert Richardson; cinematographer (1955)

Tommy Sands; pop singer (1937)

Diana Scarwid; actress (1955)

Sonny Sharrock; guitarist (1940)

Reece Shearsmith; English actor, comedian and writer (1969)

Léon Theremin, Russian physicist, engineer, Theremin inventor (1896)

Kay Walsh; English actress and dancer (1911)

Tuesday Weld; actor (1943)

Chandra Wilson; actress (1969)

Lester Young; saxophonist and clarinet player (1909)