magnus protocol episode 26 ramble
the academic victim era continues. i like putting my lil personal bits at the beginning of these i think it humanizes me
ok. i have to pause mid intro song. i just hit my bowl of snap pea crisps and spilled them everywhere and i'm going to tweak
3 of them fell on the floor.. but they're kinda expensive so we don't get to have them very often.. is it worth it..
i ate them i don't care
this has become more about me than the episode i'm gonna unpause it now
we're so back
celia at work core!! she dgaf!!!
MEET HELEN. pls don't be a tory in this universe pls pls pls pls. i didn't fw human helen at all i am less excited than i was about basira but also basira was one of my all time favs forever
hiii aliceeee <333
magnusing is so me tbh if you think about it
so does alice's voice have a slight hint of that effect they use for chester and norris to anyone else or..
like she sounds computer-y and i don't know if it's just the microphone or something real
"take protection"
"jesus christ!"
"LIKE A BIG KNIFE OR SOMETHING"
CRYING. see my mind didn't go there sam so what's up with that sam huh sam
the hell does celia have in her workbag wtf. queen what. it's the trauma
"are you sure that thing is legal?" LMFAOOOOOO
ok i don't like you saying nauseas because i'm on TWO medications that make me nauseas and i just ate pls don't be gross
DAMN. i was gonna be like JARED? HOPWORTH? but it's jared 'smith.' gerard jared is kind of like michael
P.E. teachers creep me out but probably because the only one my high school has ever officially had got fired my freshman year for spanking girls in the locker room and they never actually replaced him they just had various sports coaches take over
yea this is freaking me out already i don't like it
oh that's so sad the dad fucking died poor kid omg
wtf was he possessed by the soul of cross country. what is the horror here. ohh running for his life ok thanks
oh so the horror isn't mr jared it's what happens to him i guess. sorry man i shouldn't have called you creepy
this is just how my friends describe morning cross country practice
yeah so i was right to quit cross country in 5th grade then!!! running IS the horror!!!!
NOT THE TAPE RECORDER WTFFFFF IS THIS ERROR. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ARCHIVIST.............................................................................................................................................................................................
AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT AT AT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
we were right guyss it's an archivist...
IT SAID ARCHIVIST ALICE YES LOCK IN QUEEN LOCK IN SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HEHEHE SHE'S SO SMART I'M IN LOVE WITH U
yes alice connect those dots!!! connect them babe!!!!! i'm scared though to be honest with you
SHE DOESN'T THINK SHE KNOWS DUMBASS. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER OR I'M WRITING ANOTHER HATE POST ABOUT YOU.
oh thank you sam i don't hate you
HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED hey helen
has celia shut down. oh my god she sounds really scared. probably because helen tried to eat her in another universe.
CELIA'S SO SCARED HONEYYYYYYY. wait now she's bringing up the magnus institute LMAOO
bloody big basement lmao it's where they keep the bodies
at least 20 years? it burned down 20 years ago? who's reaching out after it burned what
HELEN'S LAUGH MADE ME JUMP LMFAOOOOO HELP
SAM MEETING JACK???? SAM MEETING JACK??????? THEY'RE SO CUTE WTF OMG
ur baby's a tory HAHA
celia you are being watched honeyyy you are you need to connect some dots. alice style. obsessed with her.
calling her baby goblin after that baby episode that celia was mentioned by name in hello. hello.
ok sam let's go no longer being as selfish thanks sam.
awe that's adorable i actually think he's been really nice lately
holy shit.
LMAOOO WHY DID WE GET AN AUDIBLE KISS ON EPISODE 26 I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T LIKE THOSE
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So, I left my Hawke in the Fade.
BUT I don't think he's dead, just in an eternal sleep of sorts, like a fucked up Sleeping Beauty. So now whenever I play any RPG, I always save a character slot for one Garrett Hawke, who lives a thousand lives before (hopefully) being awoken by his one true love (Fenris).
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there's something really tragic about how the whole dreamer trilogy kicks off because Declan wants to look for his birth mother
the catalyst for the whole series is that, in the holding pattern that is their life, Declan breaks first
and it's because he still doesn't feel like he belongs or is wanted in his own family, even in peace times, even when he and Ronan have laid down their weapons and made some effort to patch things up
for once, he wants something for himself, and he takes the initiative to get it, and it all snowballs and backfires so horribly that when he gets to the end of the line and Matthew is dead and Ronan is dying and the world is ending and his mother doesn't even want him, he can only look back and say that it's all his own fault
and there's no one left to tell him he's wrong
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the act 2 durge x astarion scene... where to even BEGIN...
the mix of worry and humor from astarion after fen (durge) goes to fucking bite him. the following morning convos where astarion's like "aww thanks for not killing me baby!" or "come to kill me for real babe?" BUT MOST OF ALL... THE DIALOGUE OPTION WHEN ASTARION ASKS WHAT'S GOING ON... "SAY NOTHING. SOB." AND ASTARION RESPONDING LIKE "hey. i get it. we can compare notes." I HHHNN WWWWWWWGGGGGGH
this was before astarion's confession, so now I'm surging ahead to kill yurgir, roleplaying it like at this point fen just truly feels like he'd do anything, anything, for astarion. they're blorbos... to me... astarion and fen my goofy sad lizard bard boy who's been playing it cool right up until his vampire crush was in danger. rotating them in my mind. on a spit.
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