#Fattington

[fattest-disney-characters]

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Fattington

Debut: Wario World

Oh... we got ourselves a big boy coming through.

Honestly, we need to talk about Wario World more. It’s a really weird game with a whole lot of weird enemies that just kind of existed on the GameCube before never being heard from again. There are a couple reasons I haven’t covered it as much as I have, though! For starters, I’ve never played that, and as well as that, it means I’d have to talk about a dinosaur wearing skimpy swimwear and I’m not sure if I’m mentally prepared for that. I’ll leave that one up to the other mods, I’m afraid!

But I am not afraid to talk about Fattington. I mean look at this! We have another contender for “absolute orb” on our hands! To put it simple, Fattington is fat. I don’t like to throw insults around here, but I mean, it doesn’t help that this guy has “fat” in the name. Fattington is fat, and also made of ice cream. That’s good! I am always a big fan of ice cream-themed character designs, as few and far between as they are. I have a feeling, though, that Fattington wasn’t always an ice cream man. You know how they say “you are what you eat?” Well maybe Fattington ate so much ice cream... that he became ice cream!

You’d figure that with how hungry Wario gets, you’d defeat this guy by eating him, but actually that is not the case! Especially weird since this game gave Wario some sort of Kirby-style vacuum breath! No, Fattington, as far as I can tell, is more or less Big Blob 2.0! Bigger, blobbier, more mobile, more common, and just about as invulnerable to Wario’s attacks. Try to touch Fattington, and you will just bounce away! That being said, with all the upgrades to the original Big Blob model, Fattington does have one downside, which is that it can be defeated by picking up any enemy or obstacle, and performing one of Wario’s three Mad Moves.

That being said, let’s re-iterate that there’s multiple of these, as opposed to just one Big Blob, and also they appear in an ice level. Where they can bounce you away. Yikes!

[friendlyheartless]

"Fattington Attacked" This animation happens when the Fattington gets attacked in Wario World. Actually, the only way to hurt these obese fiends are to throw another heavy object at them.

[thesoulzofhades]

Forget Way of White... Lilith is all about serving the Gravelord Covenant!

Also, Eastern Armor with Pyromancer looks very Assassin’s Creed.

[jackisreallycool]

Fattington Bear

[thomashutchings]

I’m not eating cheese right now for my elimination diet, but I can write a damn poem about it! This poem is simply entitled, “Mr. Doodles goes to Fattington”. Cheese! I miss you. I miss you on pizza. I miss you on noodles. I even miss you on those puffy orange cheese doodles, but what I don’t miss and to this I protest, is the B cup man boobies you’ve left on my chest. The end. #tedtalkpoetry #justgladtobehere #ihaverunnershighrightnow #30daystohealthyliving #iamhangryatcheese #fizzsticklife (at Planet Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsueJx6jlyj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=109xkvljch7o1

[heychew]

FATTINGTON SHDDJJD

hsvdksjdl jimin's thickness is getting outta control (but also i need to know what his secret is 🤭)

[muses-of-the-memory]

Hey, so, how's your day? Do u know Giganta and cheetah? I wait for u to adjust the message

Yeah I know those two. But I don’t know if I’m going to be adding them, so don’t ask. My Bouncywild and Fortuneteller Heartless models got rejected on model-resources, even the Fattington.

[friendlyheartless]

"Fattington - Dazed / Knocked Out" An Wario World animation where the Fattington gets dazed after being attacked by a thrown enemy or heavy object. Once that happens, it will be picked up and thrown.

[thesoulzofhades]

I finally did it!

I was one shot away from killing Yharnam the first time, but I was distracted by something falling in the other room (laundry) and then I ran out of vials. That thing that fell was a round glass light cover and it didn’t even break... WTF?! xD

Also, I got Headless Bloodletting Beast on second attempt. I still don’t know how to fight them properly. The poison swarm shit was easy to dodge, though. The Elder gave me the most deaths. Luckily, I was prepared for Yharnam (Rapid Poison Runes) and I’ve watched videos before. Throwing Knives are good against her phantoms, so you don’t have to waste bullets or get too close.

I will have to explore this Chalice properly because I wanted to get this done. This place wasn’t very rewarding, but I believe the Root Chalices are where the good shit awaits. They usually are.

The fact that I pulled the lever and avoided a death from the rolling Fattington and his minions of Pthumerian Hollows in Layer 2... LOL!

[adventurouswind]

(What'd you like about my Fattington from Wario World fan art?)

You have a very nice art style, keep up the lovely work and i didn’t know you draw too? ‘0′ -huggles-

[mariobrothursdays]

Stanley the Talking Fish (Nintendo Comics System) Tashrooba (Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time) Tap-Tap (Yoshi's Island) Fattington (Wario World) Bob-omb (Super Mario Bros. 2) by carldoonan

[suzieintheskywithdiamonds]

When I am high...

He makes me sandwiches at 1:45am.

[friendlyheartless]

“Fattington Falls from Above”

Another Fattington animation from Wario World’s Shivering Mountains where it falls from above and if Wario is under one, he’ll be flat as a pancake.

[friendlyheartless]

“Fattington Animations - Dazed - Knocked Out”

[friendlyheartless]

“Fattington Animations - Fall from Above”