#Fate imagine

[fandom-go-round]

Oooh~ I've got an FGO ask for you for Shuten Doujin and Minamoto no Raikou (separate) how about having your first time with her as a Male S/O?

Warnings: Sex, Sexual Situations, Orgasm Denial, Teasing, Implied Dom/Sub Undertones, Oral Sex, Mild Asphyxiation Kink, Humiliation Kink, Using Reader Like Sex Toy, Berserker Tendencies, Mommy Kink, Cream Pie, Implied Pregnancy Kink, Strength Kink

Shuten Doujin:

She thinks it’s cute that you’re nervous. It’s not your first-time having sex but it’s your first time with her and you want to make sure it’s good for both of you. Shuten will tease you as much as you let her, giggling and running her hands over your chest. There’s no way you’re going to be running the show so give those thoughts up at the beginning.

Shuten is willing to suck you off first but be warned. She’s going to tease you right to the edge over and over, not letting you cum even if you beg. You taste sweetest when you’re hard and desperate against her tongue. Every time you whine, she giggles, eyes almost glowing between your legs. It’s a sweet kind of torture and hopefully you’re strong enough to stand it.

If you beg enough, she’ll let you get on top, sliding into her once you’ve eaten her out. She’s content to keep you between her legs, one hand tangled in your hair and pushing you against her so it’s hard to breathe. After your face is covered in her, she’ll let you finally push your cock into her. It feels so good you almost cum right there but stay strong; she will mock you if you cum after immediately pushing into her.

Shuten wants the sex to be hard and fast; she’s not delicate and doesn’t want you to treat her that way. She’s not very loud in bed but does let out these breathless groans that make you move faster. If your legs or knees start to hurt don’t worry, she flips you easily to take over. She’s stronger than you in every way and likes to tease that you’re her favorite toy to use. There’s no way you’re done after just one round so make sure to have lots of energy; Shuten will take care of you after but it’s going to be a while.

Minamoto no Raikou:

Raikou wants to come off mature and sexy; she’s finally gotten you into her bed and she wants everything to go perfectly. The truth is that it’s hard for her to focus, in part because of the Berserker in her but also because it’s been a while since she’s done this. It helps if you’re kind but firm; giving her everything she wants might drive her wild.

She loves it when you suck on her chest. Her breasts aren’t the most sensitive but if you’re enthusiastic, she gets into it. She knows people love her chest and she’ll use that get you into bed. Raikou doesn’t want to be teased about it in public but behind closed doors you can play with her chest as much as you like. She isn’t willing to titty fuck your cock just yet but can be convinced next time.

She will inadvertently call herself mommy in the bedroom. Raikou doesn’t think about it, too lost in you sucking on her clit but if you lean into it, she loves it. Ask her if you’ve been a good boy and if mommy is happy and she whimpers, almost cumming right there and then. If you’re not into it, that’s alright too. Just let it slide and she moves into other kinds of dirty talk.

Raikou is going to fuck you into the ground. Or at least try. What you think is going to be gentle riding is more a mounting press. It feels great to have her bouncing on top of you, tits hanging in your face. She’s so much stronger than you and having her take what she wants is so fucking hot. She wants you to cum inside of her and doesn’t give you much of a choice; she isn’t going to stop until she’s dripping.

[yourimaginationrealm]

You walk through the dark streets as a familiar voice rings in your ear as you gasps. It's been ten years since you heard from him and actually shouldn't anymore...

Gilgamesh: “Well, well… what do we have here ? It’s been some time…. Ten years are an awfully long time, aren’t they, ….Y/N?”

You: “Gilgamesh… Yes, a few years has passed and you are still here.” You step a few steps back but Gilgamesh walks out of the darkness towards you.

Gil: “No need to be afraid. Ahhh~ the time has formed you into a beautiful woman….It seems you haven’t called a servant yet…. That’s dangerous N/N… what a coincidence , we meet here…”

You: “Oh? Are you tired of Kotomine Kirei, King of Heroes?”

His face held a surprised one and he begins to laugh uncontrollably.

Gil: “Not Bad … You were never the stupid one. How about it? We two can win this war… weren’t you wishing back then that we fought together as a team?”

You: “ Yeah,… before I knew you betrayed your first master. How should I trust …you..?”

Gil: “Trust me..? You need to earn that!

Entertain me well and I stick at your side…”

He corners you on the wall as he gets closer. You hold his gaze, knowing what he wants.

You: "Who do you think I am ?" You push him away annoyed. "I am not your possession which you play with as long it keeps you entertained. Find another one!"

You turn around and walk away angry.

Gilgamesh closes his eyes with a smirk.

"How boring would it be if you just had said 'Yes'."

He opens again his red orbs as they follow your form to disappear in the dark.

[re-re-redline]

—General Headcanons: Mehmed II—

Foreword: You have no idea how long it took me to center the left and right squares, good grief I never want to do that again. It’s a famous portrait of Mehmed by Gentile Bellini which cropped to get the left and right squares as well as the header and the footer. The header has the nice squares that I put for Constantine’s headers and footers. The middle square is my drawing of Koha-ace Mehmed. I am working on something else to put there because, don’t lie to me, he looks kinda goofy, right? It has been changed! That is my depiction of Mehmed II and I have to say, he’s lookin’ good. But that’s just me, hehe.

On another note…Wow, who knew that working on the same thing would cause my writing abilities to slow down significantly? Definitely learning new things…Thus, I have put myself together and taken the time to work on this! Do trust that it’s definitely getting finished as the idea is way too good not to write about.

Ladies & gentlemen, germs & worms, this list of headcanons is based entirely on the vibes that the two pictures I have of Mehmed from Himuro’s World and what I picked up from looking up the real slim shady. This shit’s being held with glitter glue, popsicle sticks and a dream. Speculation of the highest order here. I’ll probably get proved so wrong when he comes out I am so on that hopium in FGO. While you munch on this, I’ll be working on an addendum for Micheal’s general headcanons and some headcanons concerning how he confesses to you. Then it’ll be Mehmed’s turn for some long ass romance headcanons. I have plans…just need to work on plans. Should I put a ‘Read More on this? It’s about as long as Constantine’s GHcs but shorter than his RHcs…

Regardless of my writing plans, I hope you get something out of this filtered crack of a hcs post.

When he was first summoned, exactly three people (technically two) felt what many would call “a disturbance in the force.” These three (technically two) were Constantine XI and both versions of Vlad III. Constantine was having tea with Miss Crane when he felt a cold chill descend down his spine and he found himself barely able to hold his teacup without leaving a sizable crack in the ceramic. Vlad (Berserker) was working on one of his crocheting projects (a sweater for Jack The Ripper) when he also felt a chill down his spine and dropped his needles. Vlad (Lancer) experienced the same thing except he was in the middle of grilling some excellent sirloin for the boys. Case in point, all three of them wandered around a bit to find the source of this anxiety, somehow bumped into each other, found out that they’re all experiencing the same thing and next thing you know…The trio enters the summoning room to find none other than the man they all hate the most in this world, Mehmed the Conquerer. And that’s when a fight immediately broke out with you and Mash desperately fending off two pissed off Vlads and one bloodthirsty Micheal to keep your level one Mehmed alive all while our favorite sultan is smugly flipping off all three of them and goading them to attack him. Thankfully, Watanabe-no-Tsuna and Kintoki happened to pass by and they both aided you in suppressing the trio. After that, Astraea punished all four of them by forcing them all to write on a chalkboard. She was notably disappointed in Constantine since he’s such a model servant and was one of the few who didn’t have a disruption on their record. The attacking triplet were told to write “I will not kill or maim my teammate, regardless of my history with him.” 45 times and Mehmed was told to write “I will not goad my teammates into killing or maiming me.” 75 times. Needless to say, this is the definitive start to a laundry list of incidents started by our favorite sultan.

After he received his first disciplinary action from the lady justice herself, he soon found himself enamored with the technology around him. Yeah, sure, he knew about developments in tech thanks to the Throne giving him this knowledge pre-packed with his summoning, but that didn’t stop him from wanting to know more. After one month of hard studying on his part, Mehmed went from having a passable understanding of smartphones and computers to being the most tech savvy servant you’ll ever meet. He can type five long ass paragraphs with both his thumbs on his phone in under thirty seconds with near perfect punctuation. He’s jailbroken all his devices and is running Linux on his phone and tablet. He’s talking shop with Odysseus about the logistics and R&D of producing Power Armor for everyone as a thought exercise. With how comfortable he is with technology, one would easily mistake him for a man of the modern era instead of a man from the 1400s.

One has to wonder what our favorite sultan will do with his now extensive knowledge concerning modern technology. First he tried building a ‘Big Fucking Cannon’ (one that he can use separate from his NP) but was denied unanimously by administration. So, what does a guy do in place like this? With the current state of affairs with the world being bleached and all, instead of conquering all countries like he wanted to…why not conquer a new frontier? He put in much the same gusto into studying pop culture and came out simultaneously confused and very intrigued. Both came from how slang developed into its current complex form and the intricacies of it. But nevertheless he came out with an interest in the interwebs and that interest turned into…the next bullet point.

Much to the chagrin of his detractors, Mehmed is a very popular gentleman on the socials. He has a Youtube Channel, he has a Twitch Channel, he has Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, a Tumblr— he’s got it ‘em all and a huge following to back them it up. He mostly does vlogs, shitposts, and occasionally collabs with Sei Shonagon, Suzuka Gozen, and Osakabehime. Mehmed also does a history stream when the mood strikes him. He’ll either have MSPaint or a browser open as he goes on and on for hours off the cuff about various time periods and historical events he finds interesting. While the live viewers are understandably halved, y‘know ‘cause he’s the guy you watch when you want to see him shoot a mini cannon not relive your world history class, he still finds it to be an enjoyable way to fill a gap in his streaming schedule and an excellent opportunity to debunk the ‘he’s just a dumbass vlogger’ allegations. All this social media stuff is just a way to stave off boredom during his downtime on saving the world. If he didn’t have this then hoo boy, things will start getting really interesting and not in a good way! So please, just hold the camera during battle and make sure to get his good side, you’re doing Chaldea a bigger service than you think you are.

Now. You may have noticed a running theme here so far. Mehmed does quite a bit of studying. At a young age, he was taught by a ton of teachers and picked up on all the stuff they were putting down real quick. The art of studying and his innate curiosity combined to get us the intellectual we have today. It’s said that Mehmed had a strong interest in Greek and Byzantine culture, his collection of latin and greek works of art and literature are a testament to this. Hell, he even had a few portraits done of himself by the likes of Gentile Bellini. Back to his studies, Mehmed is the kinda guy who wants to know everything. If he was offered omniscience and had a strong reason to believe that he’d actually receive it, then Mehmed would have a VERY difficult time passing an opportunity like that up. Ultimately, he’d decline for two reasons. One, only god should have that kind of knowledge, humans aren’t meant for that. Two, he’d much rather earn that level of know-it-all instead of cheesing the system. The joy Mehmed gets from having that aha moment when he realizes that he’s fully grasped something is unmatched. He lives for that shit. Oh and something that miffs him about being a servant is that he just knows by default every language there is. It takes away the potential fun he could’ve had learning a new language. He was really looking forward to learning Korean, you know?

So, in between conquering the hearts of the people and his secret arms projects (c’mon, he’d totally try and build the BFC whether Da Vinci and Gordy allowed it or not), he’s reading up on various subjects that either didn’t learn about in his lifetime or updating his info the stuff he already knows, like mathematics. Many servants and staff alike got severe whiplash from stumbling across Mehmed—resident social media star—taking notes on Combinatorics and Differential Equations. Fun fact, mathematics is how Moriarty (Archer) and him became friends. Mehmed was practicing working with matrices and accidentally fudged a number which Moriarty pointed out as he was passing by. Then a conversation about the best ways to deal with matrices ensued which then turned into a conversation about cool shit like how to financially devastate your enemies. Needless to say, you’ll often see the two of them in a room together talking about…not evil things. Mhm. 100% kosher convos about math. Nothing else. You have the papa seal of approval on that.

Keeping in line with how much Mehmed studies concepts and the world around him, it should be known that this level of inquisition is also applied to the people around Mehmed. Every single member of Chaldea, servant or not, has held at least one full length conversation with Mehmed II. It doesn’t matter if you have low-ranked Madness Enhancement, Mehmed will at least TRY to hold a conversation with you. Obviously, it doesn’t quite stop there. He’ll go through Chaldea’s index and research his fellow servants and their lives along with their abilities. Mehmed has, tucked and encrypted in the darkest depths of his computer, entire dossiers on everyone. From what incidents they started to gossip and beefs involving them. He goes deep. Disturbingly deep. The reason why our favorite sultan has acquired this knowledge is so that he feels more in control. There’s nothing this man hates more than surprises, and Chaldea is chock full of ‘em considering the wide range of servants on deck. He at least wants to be able to predict how his teammates will fuck up so that he can make the save in time, instead of getting blindsided from just believing in them and getting fucked anyways. It’s already bad enough that he’s not the big kahuna here, so just let him have this, okay?

For all the learning he does, you may feel compelled to ask him questions since he seems like he basically knows everything. And you know what? That’s the best decision you’ve ever made. Mehmed absolutely loves proving how much shit he knows AND he loves teaching just as much. Ask him anything you’d like! He’ll answer it to the best of his ability and dumb it down for you as much as he needs to until you get it. He’s already smiling and pulling out the small whiteboard he has on him at all times when he sees you walking up to him with that inquisitive look on his face, he’s already unscrewing the caps to his markers before you’ve opened your mouth; man’s 100% ready to impart his wisdom unto you. The best questions you can ask him are history related questions since that’s his jam and he’ll be barely containing his excitement if you ask about the illustrious history of the one and only Ottoman Empire. He already has your hand in his as he drags you to his room for it so that he can hold show off all the shit has from his time to supplement his lecture. This might go on for so long that you two could be missing dinner and having a sleepover while he goes on and on about the empire he loved and helped grow.

Speaking of being in his room, for all the innuendoes and dirty jokes he makes, Mehmed is the kind of guy who would pull you into his bed and softly tell you to get under the blankets with him, and instead of anything seggs related it’s actually just glow-in-the-dark dinosaurs. He’ll pick one up and tell you facts about it and after he’s done with all 13 of them, he’ll then shoot ideas on how to make real dinosaurs glow in the dark like these ones. It’s pretty cute. Oh, and if anyone walks into this, then the little shit will immediately wrap his arms around your neck and start cooing about ‘how good you were for him’ and ‘how sore he feels’ and other riveting suggestive comments.

One of his favorite ways to spend time with you is watching historical documentaries! Please give it a chance, it’s not as boring as it sounds. Not with Mehmed the Conquerer sitting next to you that is. He frequently pause to give more context, point out neat things they did and—more importantly—absolutely raze them for getting shit wrong. His full name’s not Pablo Picasso, it’s Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Crispín Crispiniano María de los Remedios de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz Picasso, dumbass. Get your shit together. You’ll end up learning a lot and your sides will be hurting from how Mehmed goes off on these documentaries. See? Not boring at all. Oh and by the way, his favorite movie is Night at The Museum. Just thought I’d tack that in there.

Vlad and Mehmed do not like each at all. Neither of them want to be in the same room as the other if they can help it. To add onto it, Vlad’s always trying to stealthily take Mehmed out of the picture through some means and it didn’t really bother him until he was nearly poisoned. That’s when Mehmed stopped messing around and nearly turned Vlad into a donut via his cannons the moment his throat started burning. Needless to say that there is a zero percent chance of either of them reconciling or working well together. There’s too much historical bad blood between them and it carried over with a vengeance into their second lives at Chaldea.

Note: If these two get into an argument—which is kinda low since talking takes SO much more effort than killing—then Mehmed will bring up, as a diss, that he fucked Vlad’s brother. Depending on who you ask, this may be true. But regardless, he’ll bring it up and that’s when the fistfight will break out. If you ask Mehmed if he actually did it, then he’ll just wink and say that’s his secret.

As for Constantine… it’s much different. While Constantine hates Mehmed for basically getting him killed and ending his empire, Mehmed on the other hand feels very differently. I implore you to look past the teasing, mean spirited “you’re an old man” jokes and pranks on Constantine for a moment, ‘kay? He’s only doing that shit to act tough and conceal how he really feels. The reality of the matter is that Mehmed actually admires Constantine. It takes balls to run headfirst into your certain doom and it takes a special kind of person to get as far as Constantine did with barely anything to hold Mehmed at bay, and you know what? He thinks that that’s the coolest shit ever. Was it fucking stupid to not accept the deal he gave to him so that he can continue ruling the Morea—you know the place he managed a while ago that really liked him—and be left alone mostly? Yeah. Was it fucking badass? Hell yeah! After Mehmed set foot into Constantinople, he understood why Constantine was fighting so hard to keep the city and he vowed to himself that he’d take care of her. Hence why the name was never changed during his lifetime and long afterwards. It’s why Constantinople became the new capital and was brought from the ground up to greatness. Was the prophecy a big part of it? Yeah, of course it was. That’s how this whole thing started in the first place. But it morphed into something more, and Mehmed really wishes that someday he and Constantine can just have a nice conversation for once about the city they both loved. And maybe… just maybe they both can be friends sometime?

Note: There is a chance for Constantine to reconcile his differences with Mehmed. It’s actually possible! You just need to do the herculean task of getting Constantine to actually talk and be direct about his feelings and what’s bothering him. And if you’ve read the romance headcanons for Constantine, then you know exactly how allergic he is to doing that. You should probably ease him into it by forcing the two of them to work towards the same goal. Like, I dunno… get fucking kidnapped by Douman or something and have those two be your only hope. Trust me, you’ll be saved in the end because Constantine is—unlike Vlad— capable of putting his beef with Mehmed aside for the greater good. And hey, he’ll realize that maybe Mehmed’s not that bad. But y’know, the man to man talk has to happen. And once it does, you’ll soon have two dudes geeking out over the Roman Empire. It’ll be wholesome, but until then, it’ll be a one-sided thing on Mehmed’s end.

To get back into a more lighthearted topic, let’s talk about how Mehmed acts. Man’s not what people expected when they heard that ‘the Father of Conquest’ has arrived at Chaldea. He’s pretty relaxed. There’s not really an aura or a vibe of regality to him at all, he just feels like a normal ass dude to talk to and his usage of modern slang is making it worse. It’s definitely a conversation to hear him talk with Blackbeard, it sounds like they’re both speaking a different language. “I understand these words separately” type shit. The reason why Mehmed’s not putting that much effort into say, intimidation factor or being cool, is because he has such a long ass list of personal achievements that he feels like he doesn’t have to act a certain way. He’s him, he has been him and will continue to be him. …Or at least that’s how he sees himself.

One of the jokes he often makes is that you have to pay him tribute and will sometimes point to his cheek or open his arms. Again, it’s a joke, so don’t feel compelled to give him a smonch or a hug if you don’t want to, Mehmed’s expecting you to say no and he’ll just say that he’ll ‘put it on your tab’ for later. Said tab does not exist and he isn’t keeping track. Though, he certainly doesn’t mind if you do peck him on the cheek or hug him as he’s a physically affectionate person by nature. On another note, uh, don’t ever let him be the event shopkeeper. You may find that things cost a bit more than usually do. Like your Corona Fous cost will 475 currency instead of the usual 400. If you ask why, then he’ll just smile and say that he’s ‘funding a personal project.’ It’s the BFC.

I want to loop back to something I said at the very beginning of these headcanons. I said that Mehmed will start a long list of incidents. Well, these incidents don’t come from Mehmed’s ‘inner desire to sow chaos for his entertainment’ something wack like that. Nope. It actually comes, surprisingly enough, from wanting to improve Chaldea. See, this guy took a look at the rules and found himself disgusted. There’s just not enough rules here! And the punishments are so lenient! This is awful, said he to himself. And thus, the incidents Mehmed starts are based on loopholes he found in the rules and technicalities and he hopes that with how much trouble he’s causing, that Chaldea’s administration will step up their game and bring the hammer down. …Yeah, they don’t. But that’s no reason to give up, he’ll just have to— oh shit that’s Astraea. Run!! Mehmed’s unfortunately made an enemy of Astraea with all his shenanigans and she has made it her mission to give Mehmed exactly what he deserves in place of Chaldean administration. So if you see him with an icepack on his head and a couple of bandages, it was probably the Lady Justice drop kicking him. Don’t worry about it too much, he knows he deserves it.

All in all, Mehmed II is a nerdy and learned type of guy who shows off his knowledge and loves imparting his wisdom to others just as much. He’s pretty goofy and laidback for a sultan and often rolls the jokes made at his expense. Seems like a simple guy, right? Well… what if I told you that this is actually just the light side of the moon? That Mehmed, in fact, has another side to his personality. A ‘gap-moe’ if you will. As much as our favorite sultan likes to hide it from others, he’s not all that good of a person deep down. Don’t get me wrong though. The man I just described is very real and is by no means a facade, that is Mehmed II. But where there’s light, there too is darkness.

Talent is a thing people are born with, it’s described the dictionary as a natural aptitude for something, after all. Mehmed believes that, those who are bestowed talent by god will at some point pay for that talent in some manner. And when you look at some of history’s best geniuses, you can see why he thinks that. To him, he believes that since he’s so talented, god has cursed him with the worst inner demons a man could have to balance him out and stop him from being too powerful. And honestly, there are times when Mehmed really wishes that he was just a regular person so that he doesn’t have to hold those wretched things at bay.

You will find, at times when Mehmed hugs you, that he’s squeezing a bit too hard. You tell him in a strained voice that you can’t breathe and for two seconds he’ll squeeze even harder before letting go and apologizing, stating that he doesn’t know his own strength sometimes. You’ll also find that Mehmed sometimes will squeeze your hand too hard when he’s holding it in his, and you just barely catch him looking away when you turn to ask him why he did that. When you’re in the kitchen cutting veggies, you’ll feel a pair of eyes burning into the side of your head. You don’t find who it is but, conveniently, when you cut your finger, guess who’s already at your side with a band-aid? Honestly, it’s like he was waiting for this to happen. I’m sure you see where I’m going with this, right?

Mehmed II is, in fact, a sadist. He likes watching your face contort in pain, he likes seeing the minute differences in your expression for different injuries, how you sound different too. It’s all so morbidly interesting to him and he wants to know more. He wants to see your face when you sprain your ankle, he wants to hear how different you sound after being nearly choked to death, he wants to see you deal with missing a hand. It’s another facet of his curiosity and he won’t stop thinking about it until he’s dealt every injury known to man onto you and sees the results for himself.

Now, you may be saying: “Redline, this is just Beryl 2: Electric Boogaloo. This headcanon is ass.” But I dare to disagree. See, Beryl flopped because he’s an undercooked loser who appeared straight outta left field and did jack all in his own damn Lostbelt. He has zero character to him other than “hehhe, breaking Mashu’s fingies is gret show of love, eye hop she luvs me when aye snap her neck tomorrow <3 <3” Mehmed, as I see him, is more than this. Way more. Go back and read the paragraphs before this if you don’t believe me, and for that matter go and read about the his history while you’re at it, the man’s a legend.

Not only that, but Mehmed—unlike shithead mcgee here—actually has self-awareness. He knows that causing you pain is a bad thing and that it only serves to satisfy his sick and twisted desires as opposed to being anything constructive or enriching for either of you. He knows that it will drive you away from him in the end. He knows that this isn’t healthy and that feeding the demons is going to end with you lying dead on the floor. He knows, he knows, he knows. Trust him, he knows.

There’s also the fact that his sadism is not how he shows love, it directly comes from his want and need to know things. Mehmed shows love like a normal person would. He gets enjoyment from hugging people, holding hands, giving gifts and spending quality time with his loved ones. You know, like a normal person. He feels genuine guilt when he actually harms you and he’s quick to right his wrongs in any way that he can. You can see the self-loathing and the guilt in his eyes when he sees the bruise on your arm from when he grabbed you too roughly. His self awareness and the subsequent guilt, that which compels him to hold the inner demons at bay, puts him leagues above Beryl Gut. His internal struggle and how he deals with his self-control waning along with his thoughts and feelings on the matter make him more than just a sadist. It makes him Mehmed II. An ultimately good man burdened with desires that harm others which in turn hurts him too, leaving him all alone to beat the hell out of himself when those desires hit their logical conclusion.

And ideally, you’ll never ever have to know about the awful awful thoughts around wriggling in his skull. You’ll just see him as your nerdy Archer class servant who likes goofing around, making posts on the internet, and shooting cannons and stuff. That’s all he is and that’s all he should be. ( :

P.S. If you tell him about the Elixir of Immortality, then he’d immediately tell you to destroy it. Good on you for not drinking it yet but seriously, that shit needs to go now. That is not something that should be in human hands and who knows what’ll happen if the wrong person finds out that you have it. If Qin Shi Huang has a problem with him destroying it for you then they’re going to have to deal with the Father of Conquest himself. Immortality only brings infinite suffering to poor soul cursed to have it, forcing them to watch the people they love wither away time and time again for the rest of forever. And that’s not getting into the prospect of you witnessing the horror that is the heat death of the universe. It sounds like a nightmare and Mehmed doesn’t want that for you. End of story.

And that’s that. Those are my headcanons straight from my cranium put into words for your screen’s depicting pleasure. Am I reaching? Are these headcanons awful? Or perhaps I have done something right? Let me know, and um… I am considering opening my inbox, not for requests but for talking, so I’ll pondering that. And I hope you all got who you wanted for the GSSR and Destiny Order ‘cause I sure as hell didn’t! Murasaki I love you but I wanted Castoria And I’m gonna sit on my 400 SQ until September when a certain very beautiful saber who shares a seiyuu with Kakyoin comes out on NA. I’ve folded a few times but I’ll save as much as I can for real! Wait for me! Uh, ahem. But yeah, that’s all from me. Until next time!

—Redline, over and out!

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[kookiestarlight]

Lines of fate | jjk (masterlist)

➵ pairing: tattooist!jungkook x f. reader

➵ genre: apocalypse au, exes to lovers (?) dad!jungkook, survival, angst, eventual smut

➵ rating: 18+

➵ summary: the last thing Jungkook ever imagined was an outbreak that turned the dead into the living. But even more unexpected is seeing you—an ex he’s known nothing about in the past four years—with a small child who bears a striking resemblance to himself. As Jungkook grapples with the shock and the city spirals into chaos, the two of you are thrust back together, forced to confront unresolved feelings, long-buried truths, and the horrors of the deadly virus taking over.

➵ general warnings: cursing, graphic depictions of violence and death, gore (tried to not make it too extreme), zombies, virus, knife and gun use, explicit sexual content, heavy angst and minor character deaths...more individual warnings will be included per chapter!

➵ taglist: comment or send me an ask to be added to the series taglist!! ♡

Coming soon!!

[astraystayyh]

Breathe

hyunjin x photographer!reader. friends to lovers with so so much tension and pining. hyunjin is too pretty (yet again). suggestive in the end and reader is wearing a dress. inspired by Bathtub hyunjin.

thank you hyunjin yet again for being my eternal muse and inspiring this brainrot. wrote this while listening to All mine by plaza so.. please enjoy <333 feedback is highly appreciated 🫶🏻

Is it possible to drown in the depths of your emotions, until breathing becomes a forgotten process, one that eludes each one of your senses?

Yes, you believe, if standing before a vision of ethereal beauty, as you are now, all encapsulated within Hwang Hyunjin’s being.

The camera slightly shakes in your grasp as you linger by the threshold of the bathroom, eyeing Hyunjin’s silhouette submerged in the waters. He’s sitting inside the bathtub, fingers running through his raven locks, awaiting your return.

He doesn’t seem to notice your presence, nor do you wish him to. Instead, you remain silent by the door, allowing yourself a few seconds to savor the intoxicating aura he exudes.

See, he isn’t doing anything particular, nor is he adorned in anything enticing— a simple white shirt and matching linen pants. And yet, his presence fills the air, compelling oxygen particles to flee from your being, leaving you transfixed, unable to do anything but gaze at him.

“I can feel you staring,” he remarks casually, his eyes still drawn before him as he leans back, tapping the edge of the tub with his ring-clad fingers.

Your heart pulses against your ribs, a dance that the organ knows intimately by now, one that Hyunjin alone can orchestrate. It isn’t the first time he’s had this effect on you, it is a familiar territory you first breached when Minho introduced you to him.

Hyunjin is a friend, but his hands find your waist more times than deemed platonic, and you like his touch much more than you’d like to admit.

“I'm assessing my subject, you know?” A faint grin dances upon your lips as you approach the bathtub. Hyunjin is doing you a favor— you just booked your first photography gig, and your client only has one condition: to shoot it in a bathtub. You wanted to translate your vision to life beforehand, and Hyunjin volunteered to help you.

“And how do I look?” he inquires, his smile a sugary dream that coaxes forth his left dimple. You place your camera gently on the countertop, bending down to inspect him up close.

His eyelids glisten with the golden glitter you delicately applied earlier. His skin is dewy, glistening underneath the warm lightning, and his lips drip crimson, courtesy of the cherry chapstick you carefully tapped into place.

There is always a myriad of visions that come to your mind when you think of Hyunjin— a blazing fire where each flame surges higher towards the heavens, a burning dance of passion and confidence; or a delicate red rose standing resilient in an empty field, vulnerable yet unwavering in its strength.

And now, you see a siren, beckoning mortals with a voice of beauty, ensnaring them with its hypnotic allure, much like he captivates you in this moment.

“You look nice,” you settle on saying, and he playfully pouts, his thumb grazing against your wrist lightly, akin to the delicate flutter of a butterfly's wing. “That's it? You never compliment me properly.”

“Someone’s gotta keep your ego in check,” you shrug, grabbing a dozen of roses and scattering them all around his body. You nod, satisfied with the outcome, finally retrieving your camera.

“Let's start with a simple shot, look at the camera, as you would when seducing someone.”

Instead of looking at the lens, Hyunjin's gaze finds yours first. With a deliberate slowness, his eyes trace the contours of your form, sending delicious shivers down your spine. His pupils dilate, his gaze darkens, before he reluctantly tears his eyes away, finally shifting his focus to the camera.

it takes you a few beats longer to find your voice once again.

“Hold still, one… two… three,” you murmur, capturing a few shots, pausing for a few seconds to admire the warmth of the light bouncing off his honeyed skin. “Perfect.”

“Me or the picture?” he teases, a mischievous glint in his eyes, and you roll yours in response.

“The photographer.”

“You’re right, you're perfect,” he replies simply, and you're momentarily taken aback, your eyes widening slightly. He notices, a small smile playing on his lips as you grab his hand to adjust his pose.

“You aren't allowed to speak anymore,” you declare, guiding his index finger to his lips while his head rests on his other curled fist. He grins, before his expression morphs into a smoldering gaze, one that blankets your skin in hues of red from its sheer intensity.

“Look at me this time,” you instruct, and he nods obediently, directing his gaze towards you. Though your eyes remain fixed on the lens, you can sense the intensity of his gaze piercing through you—suddenly, the white dress you're wearing feels too sheer to contain the flames ignited by his stare.

“Mm,” you hum in approval as you look at the result. A sweet realization washes over you as you notice the subtle shift in his gaze— does he know his eyes unconsciously soften when they land on you?

With each click of the camera, your nerves dissipate, replaced by a growing confidence as each shot turns out exquisitely. They look worthy of gracing billboards worldwide, a privilege of working with a model as beautiful as him, one who portrays emotions as if they were crafted solely for him to feel.

“Good, let's try an overhead shot now,” you instruct, slinging the camera strap around your neck before climbing into the bathtub, legs on either side of his body. You’re hovering over him as he gazes up at you, his fluttering eyelashes echoing the erratic beat of your heart.

Your eyes briefly trace the contours of his now-translucent white shirt, a veil that delicately clings to his form, accentuating the sculpted lines of his physique—the arc of his v-line melding seamlessly into the fabric of his trousers. He possesses the body of a masterful dancer, a muse Michelangelo himself would have revered.

“Take off your shirt,” you suddenly request, and though your words are met with a quirked eyebrow, he obliges effortlessly. With a fluid motion, he peels the garment from his frame, sending it sailing across the bathroom's expanse.

“Good?” he questions but you remain silent because words have suddenly become beyond your grasp. Your client's request for a portrait suddenly feels inadequate and you almost itch to cancel it, because you know it won't exude the same beauty as Hyunjin’s. For each fiber of his being flusters you, makes you hyper aware of your every pulse point and how they all come together to chant Hyunjin’s name.

“Look up at me as you lean back,” you finally say, positioning the camera directly above his head. With each click, your heartbeat speeds up even more at the sight— collarbones and arms bathed in the play of light and shadow, his long, wet hair cascading over broad shoulders, and worse of all, a faint smirk that graces his placid face, as if he's aware of how breathtaking he looks in this moment.

“Should I do this?” he asks, picking up a rose and brushing its dewy petals against his lips. You swallow hard, nodding meekly before swiftly capturing a few more frames.

Emotions twist you into a peculiar being, yearning for your very soul to liquefy, transforming into the water droplets adorning the rose's petals, longing to caress Hyunjin’s lips too.

Hyunjin suddenly straightens his posture, hands coming to rest gently on your calves, fingers dancing along the hems of your dress with a delicate touch.

“How’d I do? Do I look good for you?” he asks and your knees weaken beneath you, his words rendering you a merciless leaf, swayed by the fiery winds he commands, with his words, with his touch, with his eyes, all solely on you.

“For me?” you echo, and he nods, his hand moving languidly up and down your leg, pausing delicately at your knee.

“Mm. You're the only one I want to impress.”

Your response escapes your being breathlessly. “And why is that?”

“Didn't you ask me not to speak?” he grins, running a hand through his hair. Swiftly, you place your camera on the counter before kneeling down, your thighs now brushing against his own.

“Speak,” you command, and in an instant, he seizes your waist, drawing your body close until you're straddling him, legs enveloping his middle.

“Say it again,” he whispers, and you thread your fingers through the strands of his hair, gently tugging at the edges until his head tilts back, exposing the expanse of his neck.

“I said…” you trail off, leaning in until your nose grazes the warmth of his skin.

Being this close to Hyunjin isn't unfamiliar to you; your interactions have always teetered on the brink of almost-kisses, your bodies drawn together like magnets, two halves of an orange yearning to reunite.

Yet, this moment feels different, much more fateful, as if the universe has granted you one final opportunity—to finally ignite in passion or perish into ash.

“Tell me. I want to know,” you urge, your voice a whisper against his skin, laden with unspoken desires.

“Because... I like you a lot. So much that you're the only one I think of all day. And I want you to like me too. I feel like I need it to breathe.”

His response catches you off guard with its vulnerability, the intimacy it drapes on this moment. The water envelops your intertwined bodies as your hands find solace atop his chest, his rapid heartbeat seeping into your palm.

“I always forget how to breathe around you,” you confess, a sheepish smile gracing your lips. The grin that blooms on his face is radiant, casting a glow on the room that cannot be replicated by artificial lighting.

“If you forget how to breathe, I'll give you all my oxygen,” he promises, his thumb tracing gently across your cheekbones. You see the sun in his smile, feel its warmth in his words that burn you. “I think it always belonged to you anyway,” he murmurs, his lips hovering tantalizingly close to yours. “I think... I wanna give you back what's yours. Would you let me, pretty?” he asks, his voice a tender plea.

And amidst all the planets you know and the countless universes that may exist, you cannot fathom a single one where your answer would be anything but yes.

“Please,” you whisper, and his lips crash against yours in a fervent dance.

Your lips part before swiftly meeting again, and you close your eyes, surrendering to a world where all your senses converge to breathe Hyunjin in—your hands exploring the contours of his chest, your mouth savoring the sweetness of his lips infused with your cherry chapstick, your nose inhaling his scent, a delicate blend of vanilla and tobacco pulling you into a dizzying dance, your ears catching the gentle rhythm of his breaths and the faint thud of his heartbeat, all resonating within you.

And you don't need your eyes to see Hyunjin; he's indelibly etched behind your eyelids from all the time you've spent admiring him before.

“Fuck,” he whispers as he draws back, “I should have kissed you much sooner.”

“Mm?” you grin, intertwining your hands behind his neck, “Was it that good?”

“You have no idea what you do to me, do you?”

“Then show me,” you grin, a playful glint in your eyes.

His gaze sparkles with mischief, his lips curling into a self-assured smirk, his hands finding your waist once more. Breathing is not necessary if it gives you Hyunjin in the end.

“Oh, I will.”

[monstersflashlight]

Commission for @itsafullmoon

A/N: Thank you so much for commissioning! This turned a lot more funny than expected, the werewolf is basically a himbo and the events are very fast-paced. Hope you enjoy!

Request: I’d like to request a NSFW-longer story Werewolf x fem!human, werewolf saves her from what could’ve been a fatal fall/accident in the woods or….was that his secret plan all along😏 (stalking, future mate?) I love your writing and leave the rest up to your creative mind🫶

The spiral to insanity happens in a hole

Werewolf x fem!reader || induced heat, knotting, semi-public sex (cave), implied stalking

“Help! Help me!” You cried out.

A head appeared at the top of the hole you fell into. “Hello there, stranger. Seems like you are in a hole,” his words made you want to hit him with a rock. “Do you need some help?” Was this dude for real?

Not wanting to be mean to the stranger that could have your way out of the hole you sighed and told him: “Yes, please.”

He reached inside the hole with his long arm, and you reached up trying to grab it. Before you know what happened there was a big crash and the stranger was next to you in the hole/cave. “How did you fall, too?!” You accused. Now both of you were stuck in the hole. Fuck.

“Oops,” he giggled. He actually giggled. Who was this dude? You glared at him and he rose his hands in a calming motion. “No worries, I work as a keeper in the reserve and called my college when I heard you calling. They’ll come to get us soon enough.” That did calm you, and you sat down on a big rock and stared at him.

He was pretty in a rough way, like a lumberjack. He was big as a wardrobe and looked like he could break a tree if he wanted to. You were kinda okay with that, he looked good. In other circumstances, you would have hit on him. Probably. And well, being completely truthful, you would probably hit on him here, too. Your body was tingling just by looking at him, a strange sensation boiling inside of you.

He didn’t say anything else, and you didn’t either. You sat in silence as he paced up and down the little cave and you thought about all the dirty things you would let him do to you. At some point he stopped and looked at you. “We could do something to pass the time.” That made sense, but at that moment you wanted to do anything but to talk. He was handsome, and maybe you wanted to fuck him a little (understatement of the century), but definitely not in a hole in the forest.

“What do you suggest?”

And then he went and deadpanned: “We could make out.” You looked at him trying to decipher if he was being serious.

You were so surprised it took you a couple of seconds to respond. “Are you fucking insane? I don’t know you!” You didn’t want to say no, but it was fucking insane that he was asking you that, you didn’t know each other’s name.

This dude was completely crazy, 100%. You didn’t know how you found yourself in that situation, but there you were. In a hole, in the forest, with a crazy dude who wanted to make out. And what was more surprising: you were okay with that. The idea of making out with him wasn’t as bad as someone could think. You kinda wanted to say yes, but you also knew that was a bad idea.

“Well, we could know each other.” He proceeded to tell you everything that came to mind about himself as you looked at him astonished. Who the fuck was this guy and why did you find him so adorable? He kept talking and talking and his blush became more and more prominent as you stared. “I’m sorry, I’m gonna shut up now.” He went from weird to endearing very fast, your heart beating erratically inside your chest. You were charmed by that big fool.

“You are kind of adorable,” you blurted out. You covered your mouth instantly, you didn’t want that to escape.

“You think so?” He asked back, flushing harder. Cute.

“Yeah. I feel this…. This connection to you. I don’t understand why, I should be scared or anxious about it, but looking at you brings me some kind of calmness. It’s like I already knew you.” And it was true, you felt some kind of deep connection to him, like something inside of you could recognize something inside of him.

“You do?” He sounded so hopeful and excited that you wanted to hug him and kiss the tip of his nose. What was wrong with you? “You a… Well, you see… Youaremymate.”

“I’m what?”

“You are my mate,” he told you, slower this time. At your confused look, he continued, “let me explain. So…. I’m a werewolf.” At your not-impressed look he changed before you. His face contorted and his bones cracked and before you knew it he was a fucking werewolf.

For both of your surprises, you didn’t scream, you didn’t panic, you just stared at him until your brain came back into action. “What the fuck!? How are you even real?!” You must have hit your head when you fell down. That’s it. That’s why the dude in front of you was a werewolf and why he was saying you were his mate. Yep, that’s the reason. He pinched your arm and you slapped his hand. “Why did you do that?”

“You aren’t dreaming. Or hit your head. I’m a werewolf and I’m real.” You stared at him for what felt like an eternity but was probably just a couple seconds. For some reason, you believed him and that made you question your sanity even more.

“You know what? I believe you. My life couldn’t get any messier, but apparently it can.” You laughed at that, hysterically. He looked at you with concern all over his face. “I’m okay, I’m okay…” You repeated as you wiped tears off the corner of your eyes. “I’m just having a bit of a breakdown.” He hugged you then, pulling you against his furry chest and embracing you tightly.

Weirdly enough, it made you calm down. Your breathing evening out to match his and your body relaxing in his arms. “So… do you want to make out?” He asked again, making you chuckle and looking up at him incredulously.

“Are you serious right now?” His kicked puppy face was answer enough. “Of course you are. I- No I don’t- You know what? I do. Let’s make out. If my life is going to get this crazy, I can surrender to it and also be insane.” You felt completely out of control, nothing made sense anymore and why not... Kissing a werewolf didn’t sound like the worst idea in that moment. He was handsome as fuck and he looked even better with all the furriness he had going on. You wanted to kiss him when he was human so… why not? Insanity was as good option as any other.

“You are not insa-” He didn’t finish that thought before you launched for his mouth and started kissing his wolfy face. The fangs against your lips made some deep part of you tingle. The danger and the anticipation making everything so intense you could feel your pussy getting wet. He sniffed the air and groaned against your mouth. “I can smell your desire,” he growled against your ear, breaking the kiss. You groaned in response, feeling hot all over.

You felt like your body was burning from the inside out, like your blood was made of lava and you were about to burn down completely. Your pussy felt so wet and so ready you could feel your heartbeat in your clit. “What is happening to me?” You asked, fanning yourself.

He looked down at you, guilty as fuck. “You started the mating process. You kissed me and now your body is going to react strongly to everything we do. You are going to get really horny, really soon.” You shook was rapidly replaced by a new wave of heat. Fuck. You groaned and kissed him again.

He tore a hole in your pants and ripped your panties, exposing your pussy to his hungry eyes. He stared at your center and slowly circled your clit as he pushed two fingers inside of you. You cried out and came around his fingers.

“More. More. Give me your cock.” You were frantically pulling at his pants, trying to free what felt like a dick bigger than anything you’d experienced before. He got himself free and you gasped when you saw. It was different from humans, larger in every way, but also had a different shape. It was fat in the middle instead of the tip, and there was a big bulge at the base that looked incredibly to grind against. “Now. Now. Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me…” you chanted. Your brain couldn’t understand anything else but the heat burning inside of you and his dick being the solution.

“Are you su-?” He tried to ask, but you weren’t having any of that. You needed to be fucked and you needed it NOW.

“If you don’t fuck me right now I swear to God I’-” He grabbed your hips and lowered you to his dick in a second, his dick fitting inside of you in one long thrust that had you throwing your head back and crying out in ecstasy. It was perfect. His dick was perfect.

He didn’t give you time to adjust to his girth, he started a punishing pace, his hands on your hips as he moved you up and down. You were grateful for that, your legs turned into jelly and you doubted you could do anything to help him right now. His movements were perfect but not enough. You rubbed your clit frantically as he told you how pretty you were, how good you looked and how lucky he was having a mate as beautiful as you.

You came apart in his lap. Once, twice, three times… He wasn’t stopping. He had super stamina or something like that because his dick was hitting all your perfect spots and you were seeing stars as he just kept going. Your pussy felt used, but you wanted more, so much more…

You needed, you needed something… Something. And then you felt it. “What is that?” You asked between groans, your body limp because of the pleasure.

He grunted and moved your hips up and down faster, making you see stars. “My knot. Do you- Do you want that?” You nodded, not knowing what you were getting yourself into, but too lost in the pleasure he was giving you.

It took some work, but he moved your hips against it until it was coated in your juices and it could slip inside. You blacked out for a couple seconds when you felt the extreme fullness inside of you. Your pussy was stretched to the max and it felt better than anything you’ve ever experienced. You felt like you reached nirvana. And then you could feel him coming inside of you, so much, so hot and fast… You were being stuffed, and it felt... marvelous.

You came a couple more time grinding his knot against your G-spot and when you couldn’t take it anymore, you deflated against his front. His knot was still firm inside of you, spurting cum every once in a while. You didn’t care anymore, you could take a nap right there.

“Can I confess something to you?” He broke the silence, his hands caressing your back in a hypnotizing motion.

“Well, it’s not like we can move, can we?” You asked, his knot firmly pressed inside of you. You rolled your hips experimentally and groaned at the sensation. So good.

“I hid the hole so you’d fall into it,” he confessed, hiding his wolfy face in your neck, licking that spot behind your ear that made you shiver. The combination of his knot pressing onto your G-spot and the licking was making your brain foggy with pleasure.

But then his words registered, “Dude, what?!”

[yandere-romanticaa]

"You know..." he trailed off, his voice gruff but cool. Two fingers danced across the countertop as you chopped the potatoes sloppily, as you were still not quite adept with handling a knife.

He continues. "... You would be a really nagging wife, did anyone ever tell you that?"

A scoff escapes you but even so, you chop. It's a little hard trying to focus on cooking all the while this idiot keeps trying to rile you up like crazy. Why was he even here, who even invited him? Yeah, he was popular around town and it wasn't uncommon for him to hop from place to place, regardless of what it may be. Be it someone's house, a bar, a club, a gaming center, it honestly didn't matter.

It just freaked you out how he was slowly morphing into the shadow you never wished to have.

"Is that so?" You ask him sarcastically, your face schooled into an unreadable expression. The smell of delicious spices enveloped the whole kitchen and it made you even hungrier. You were going to kill your friend for allowing this god awful fiend inside here. Refusing to turn to him, you still probed him.

"Don't marry me then, I never asked for your opinion to begin with."

He's stunned for a millisecond before regaining his composure, a booming laugh soon reverberated across the entire room. He clutched his chest a little, as if you had just told him the funniest joke in the whole wide world.

In a way, it was.

He, despite his bravado, wouldn't mind having such crummy a wife by his side.

He was living the good life and nothing could stop him. But there was just something about you, something that would always make him take a step back and think. It was so cute how you were trying to concentrate on making a tasty meal for himself, of course he was going to steal a little later.

He adored your cooking, even if it could get sloppy at times.

The "you'd be a bad/annoying/nagging wife" thing started off as something to humor him, and to piss you off naturally. Nothing brought him greater satisfaction than to see a scowl on your face and just straight up ruin your day. It was exhilarating to watch the light in your eyes crumble the moment he took a breath of air which came from your direction, let alone actually come to you.

It didn't hit him that he was actively interested in you.

He never even realized just how many of your dumb little habits he had picked up on, just how many times he had to stop himself from doing more than he already did because he didn't want to give you the wrong idea.

He doesn't like you, he thinks you're a fool. Plain and simple, just like that.

It doesn't matter that his heart beats so much faster at the mere thought of you, it doesn't matter that he started to fantasize how you would look like if you were his actual wife.... To come home to you, in your soft embrace as a meal was ready for him...

No matter. He'll trick, tease and steal from you as much as he possibly can.

🎀 Gilgamesh (Fate), Bakugo Katsuki, Dabi, Hawks (BNHA), Gojo Satoru (JJK), Guren Ichinose (Seraph of the End), Ayato Sakamaki, Laito Sakamaki (Diabolik Lovers), Satori Tendo (Haikyuu!), Aalto (Wuthering Waves)

[mischievous-thunder]

Please, someone please save Logan

[olexxx]

AU episode idea: The “antagonist” accidentally saves the day

[gravityglitch-blog]

Okay, let me start by saying that I haven't played this game yet. Spoilers don't bother me much, and I've been using my various fandoms as shields against life lately.

So, like a fool, I just had to watch the cutscenes from Shadow's story and OMG...

The memory of his adoring big sister has always been part of his strength, no one can convince me otherwise.

The way he tries to hold on for even just a few extra seconds, it's too much😭

Sega, you are paying for my therapy!

[fandom-go-round]

Hmm, how about being with Barghest and Baobhan sith from fate grand order and having sex with each girl for the first time with a male master S/O?

Warnings: Sex, Sexual Situations, Implied Cannibalism, Size Kink, Strength Kink, Implied Dom/Sub, Dirty Talk, Implied Humiliation Kink, Implied Brat Taming, Blood Drinking

Barghest:

She’s hesitant to bring up sex; between her reputation and doing her best to learn about Chaldea, Barghest doesn’t trust herself to make the first move. It’s painfully obvious she’s into you and wants to take the next step but she can’t vocalize it. You’re either going to have to make the first move or wait for Baobhan Sith to get so annoyed she bullies Barghest into it. It’s better to approach her on your own, to help make this an enjoyable experience instead of awkward.

Barghest doesn’t want to lose control. That’s one of the first things she mentions to you and practically begs you to be patient. She feels a bit better because she’s contracted to you and can’t hurt you, not really, but she still wants you to take the reins. She wants this to be about you and your pleasure. It won’t stay that way, not with the way she enjoys sex, but it’s something she wants established early. Barghest cares about you and sex is just one way she shows it.

It’s easy for her to man handle you; you’re so light compared to her, most of the time she doesn’t even think about it. She wants to kiss you deeper? She’ll lift you up higher on the door for better leverage. She wants you to fuck her? She lays down and tugs you on top of her, hands on your hips to help guide you. Barghest has you set the pace but let her do the hard work; she wants to make you feel good and gets her own pleasure from that.

She’s going to refuse oral the first time you have sex, for your safety. Barghest loves giving head and will happily stay between your legs for hours. The issue is that she could get too ravenous and she doesn’t want to break you, at least not in a way you don’t want. If you offer to eat her out be warned; she won’t ask you to stop for a long while and your jaw will be sore. It’s the only time she can’t stop being selfish so make the most of it.

Baobhan Sith:

She’s a brat in the best and worse sense. She’s going to tease you mercilessly for wanting to fuck her and make you beg for it. If you do what she asks, Baobhan Sith goes red, laughs in your face, and then goes to get herself off. If you keep your cool and invite her to your room later, she’ll make a big fuss about it but be there. Don’t be late; she’ll get pissed if she thinks you’re ‘blowing her off’.

Baobhan wants to sleep with you, feelings involved or not. If you’re just blowing off steam, she’s a lot less vulnerable. She’ll stay on top, bossing you around and making you work for it. She’ll ride your face until she’s satisfied and then ride your cock, only letting you cum if you beg sweetly. If feelings are involved she’s a lot more likely to let you set the pace, letting you fuck her open slowly and with soft kisses. She might complain the entire time but she loves it.

She will catch feelings, even if it starts as a friends-with-benefits situation. She hasn’t had a lot of relationships, physical or otherwise and the more like a traditional relationship this gets, the more unsure she becomes. Reassure her that you like her for her and want to spend time with her; never do it in public though. Baobhan likes to tease you in public but never try to have a vulnerable conversation there.

If you want her to drink your blood during sex, you’ll have to bring it up. She likes the idea of sinking her teeth into your neck but it’s a line she isn’t going to cross. She’s shocked when you bring it up, most people run away from her because she wants to drink their blood. She gives you so much shit about it but her face is bright red and her fingers shake as she straddles you. Baobhan won’t take too much blood but she is going to want to do it again.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Ok this is very random but how do you think Ghost would deal w an s/o who is still a virgin at a very big girl age 🥴 maybe they’d be seeing each other for a while, and when things heat up and she confesses, how would he deal? Would he be honored and accept being her first or would he reject her altogether bc she is inexperienced?

(Because I’m in my 20s and safe to say on top of everything else in my life except this, I haven’t come across anyone with whom I’d like to be intimate with yet and though I try not to let it get to me, some part of me sometimes feels like a freak or like something is wrong with me)

I hope I did not cross any boundaries or make you uncomfortable by sharing this, if I did I apologize and please feel free to delete this ❤️🕊️

Ghost x FVirgin!Reader Word count: 2,9 k Tags/warnigs: Mild smut, light angst, fluff, comfort, praise & size kink Summary: Reader tells Ghost they’re a virgin while things are about to go down. 

A/N: Oh anon!! No boundaries crossed here at all! Your request (or at least I took it as such and got inspired to write a brief oneshot about it) was very sweet. This of course is my HC but Simon would only and only take pride in being your first. He would get a huge ego boost from this and feel absolutely privileged to hear he's worthy of such trust.  I think he would want to imprint himself in your head as the best man and the best sex partner you will ever have – he would do his all to eradicate even the very thought of wanting to try others after him. Again, an ego thing, but also a desperate wish to please his partner and make them feel safe. This man screams service top to me. I think Simon has a wild side – not mean, just wild, as in he might be into rough sex and certain types of kinky stuff every now and then but only if his partner is willing. He would be very gentle and considerate (passionate as hell though), knowing you're inexperienced, he would make you feel as safe as possible and wait until you were ready and willing to explore things further.  Also, I can't help but be moved by what you told me in this message. I understand where you're coming from with these "is there something wrong with me" thoughts, because gosh, I feel you! And speaking from experience… it's 110 % worth it to wait for the right person to come along! Sex can be awesome, mind-blowing, one of the best things – with the right partner. Not worth it with just whomever, imho. Stay safe and trust yourself! And I hope you like this short drabble I made for Ghost x Virgin!Reader ❤️❤️❤️ much love 😘

Simon Riley was a one of a kind man. 

He put every guy on every dating app to shame, and not just with his size. He was manly, in a word, even if you never knew you wanted such an overly masculine man. At least, not until you met him. 

Simon was not only sturdy and mature – he was armed with calm rage and dark humor. Just one look in his eyes told you he was not the life of the party. Actually, he was Death himself: one of those four horsemen that heralded the Apocalypse.

Perhaps unintelligibly, the same man was also extremely considerate. A true gentleman if there ever was one. He always placed you and your needs first. But underneath the calm, cynical surface you sensed fierce intensity: fire and smoke, something that screamed Danger, high voltage.

And you could not keep away. Quite the opposite, really. The combination of a wildfire and a tornado roaring upon this solid bedrock of a man was simply alluring.

Things had gone a little too far without you meaning them to. You were not a woman of one night stands, actually, you had never had a stand. But Simon changed that, too. Because now you were thinking about sleeping with him. 

After years and years of waiting for someone sensible to come along, you had begun to lose hope, especially when people seemed to fuck left and right while you wanted something real.

A bedrock. 

With that wildfire. Perhaps a tornado thrown in as well.

After weeks and weeks of flirting, the man asked you out, and after weeks and weeks of going out, you came to the conclusion that if someone deserved to be your first, it was Simon Riley. If there was any guy you wished would take you against a wall until you begged for mercy, it was him. At least in your fantasies, which were starting to get out of hand.

In real life, things were not that breezy.

Because what would he say if – no, when – you told him you were a virgin at this age? What if he would be bothered, what if things would get awkward between you two? 

What if he decided you were simply too much trouble than you were worth? 

It seemed like a miracle that the guy was still around, having been left blue-balled date after date. Either he was hellbent on conquering you, or then… Well, you didn't even dare to think about or's and then's and what if's. Especially when your own feelings were getting equally out of hand as those fantasies.

He probably had plenty of experience, and the thought certainly didn't make you feel any better. How would you compare, being not only inexperienced but a whole goddamn virgin? And it would probably hurt on top of everything. This man must be pretty damn big downstairs if 6 '4 feet and large hands were any indication.

Still, all fears flew out the window in record time every time he pulled you into a kiss. Your body molded into his already: the broad shoulders closed in around you, and it only felt thrilling. His warmth, his arms and scent enveloped you like the sweetest prison, and you held onto him as tightly as you could. Not because he wasn't clutching you with the same–if not greater–fervor, but because you wanted to make sure he was real.

And you realized what the allure of Simon Riley was. 

He felt safe.

In fact, he was safe. He represented safety in all its aspects. 

Who would've thought that death and wildfire could feel so good, so reliable?

You wondered if he thought this was some game; that you kept him waiting. The unwritten rule seemed to be that it was ok not to jump into bed on the first date. If anything, it was only a decent move. But what did the rules say about the second, third or fourth date? Not to talk about tenth? 

Things were starting to resemble some prudent high school romance. Well, perhaps not prudent, the way you two practically ground against each other while making out after every date. Without being vocal about it or pressuring you in any way, you could tell he wished for things to go further. Hell, every fiber in this man begged for more. He would soon burn your clothes off simply with that searing gaze alone. 

Watching the door close on that heated stare after at least 15 minutes of wanton, wicked kissing followed by clumsy Good night's and shy, apologetic smiles just wouldn't do anymore. The poor man was left breathless and puzzled in the cold night with nothing but a hard-on and the crumbs you gave him to keep him warm. 

Things were getting ridiculous, criminally so, and you felt pity for those pants trying to keep him in confinement. You felt pity for your own soaked underwear as you climbed to a lonely bed all hot, bothered, and wet.

Which was why this evening would end with you asking him to come inside. 

.  .  .

Lately, his hands have started to roam; they even cup your ass as he moans in your mouth – and hearing that raspy, low sound leave him forces the final decision. It's the final prophecy that tells you he is the one. You should’ve known it was only a matter of time with him.

The man hides his surprise well as you invite him in.

"Thought you'd never ask," he gives you a soft chuckle before stepping over the threshold to not only your apartment but also your life and privacy. 

You barely get out of your shoes before his shadow engulfs you and strong hands lift you in his lap like you weigh nothing at all. You instinctively reach for support by clasping your hands behind his neck. 

"You really know how to torture a man, don't you?" The brown in his eyes is nearly swallowed by warm darkness as he carries you to the bedroom. 

"I'm sorry," you whisper, and he gives a short laugh of gravel.

"Don't be. This has been fun." 

He sets you down next to the bed, and your heart is thumping so bad you fear he can hear it banging against your chest. 

"But it's about time I torture you, right?"

Oh God…

Things happen so fast that it’s hard to tell who undresses who, but somehow, you find yourself standing in your bedroom with nothing but knickers and a bra on while he's taking off his pants. The man has definitely waited for this to happen for god knows how long, and it only makes your stomach lurch.

He thinks you know what you're doing, your brain offers when it should know when it’s time to shut the hell up. You can see the generous bulge this man is packing, and while perhaps compelling to other women, to you, it mainly looks intimidating. Threatening, almost.

He doesn't take his boxers off, seeing you're just standing there like some statue, still in your underwear and almost shaking from thoughts running rampant. 

His form swallows you as he steps closer; wide hands slide up your arms, then draw you against him – against that demanding pulse that gets trapped between you two. Even through the black cloth, you can tell he's thick and big, just like you feared.

The man is blazing, and seems to have grown another foot in height as he towers over you with all that muscle. His shoulders are almost the size of your head, and you already know the hand that runs down your spine is experienced in crushing windpipes. It makes you breathe in shivers, and of course he notices something is wrong.

"Everything good?" He's eager and breathless, the erection pressing against you like a threat. He’s a man who has fashioned a weapon out of himself, so it shouldn't be a surprise that everything in him speaks violence.

"Yes," you try to assure him – a lousy lie only punctuated by the audible gulp that leaves your throat as you try to swallow your nerves back down.

"You afraid…?" 

"Just a little nervous," you tell him, a half confession.

"Mm. That makes two of us." 

He draws down into a kiss, the hands of a soldier and a killer nearly drawing you up from the ground as he pulls you close. You don't really buy his claim of being nervous too: you can feel how he throbs between you, heavy and impatient. 

Hesitantly, you reach to hug him as well, and you feel so small, so insignificant when wrapped around this… giant. The knowledge that you're about to be trapped under all this crushing weight leaves you both faint and needy. 

He’s a good kisser, but as he moves to devour your neck, you start to freeze from the middle.

"Alright… Come here."

He half carries, half lays you down on the bed, then crawls between your legs and changes his tactic a little. Gentle kisses are ghosted down your throat, and soon, he's at your breasts, soft as a whisper. But as he draws the fabric of your bra aside, your nipple is caught inside a hot, wet mouth, and the wildfire surges forth. There’s no way out from under him anytime soon, and you realize the colossal body is already spreading your thighs wide. 

The way he already looks so damn good there between your legs: big, the epitome of raw, masculine power… It's almost sinful that a man like him is here with a virgin. It's a whole new hell how he's kissing you gently as fuck while blazing like a bonfire about to engulf and devour you. You want to wrap your legs around his middle, attach yourself to him in any way you can, but your thighs are weak pudding. 

You feel both lost and found with him. In him.

He sucks and kisses your breasts like they're the only thing he's here for – and it feels good, heavenly, to be honest. But then he starts to travel down.

Shit… You need to tell him – and soon, or else there will be no time to say anything before the last of the shielding fabric is gone.

"Simon…?"

"Mm-hm?" 

He doesn't even stop with the kissing, merely hums on your skin as his mouth reaches your stomach.

"You're my first," you finally force the truth into the night; a soft and desperate fact. It's only the faintest breath, but he halts abruptly like he has been stabbed between the ribs.

Great… 

Here comes the awkward.

He rises. Softly, slowly, like a shadow, just a second away from getting to what's between your legs.

"Is that so?"

His voice is hoarse and dark from arousal. The whole man is intoxicating, and your heart is hammering in your chest, both from hunger and dread.

"Yes…?" 

A broad hand comes to rest on the dip of your waist; gently, like you're some frightened animal about to dart off from under his touch. 

"Love… Are you sure you want to do this?"

Are you? You almost ask, then bite your lip.

He just called you love, something he has never done before. You can see your breasts rising with the breaths you try to calm down with sheer willpower. 

He lets out a small sigh, then crawls beside you and takes you in his arms. The bed sags and wails under his weight before your body is pulled into a delicious bear hug.

"Sweetheart."

His voice is so smooth, so different from the intense, rough smoke that has followed you up until this point that you feel vehement tears burn your eyes. First love, and now, sweetheart…

"There's no need to rush things," he says while keeping you close. Ever the gentleman, but you fear that you've ruined everything.

"We haven't exactly been rushing," you mutter somewhere in the plates of his chest. You both feel and hear how another sigh travels up his throat and is breathed into the crown of your head.

"Now… listen to me, ok? I've wanted you ever since we met. Can't deny it. But the last thing I want is to force you to do something you don’t wanna do."

You squeeze your eyes shut from what he says. Ever since you met… You can remember the lingering gazes, the way his eyes lit up with something hopeful and pure, how it drove away the exhaustion that seemed to have made a home in this big, brooding man. You remember how he stole a few stares up and down your body, too; remember the hunger he never even tried to conceal – not until now.

He is the most enthralling being you have ever seen, a mystery and a force of nature, an indomitable man, and to say that you haven't thought about him that way ever since too would be a lie.

"But I want it," you look up at him slowly, feeling much safer now that he's holding you like this.

I want you.

You realize you're pouting when the warm look in his eyes gains a playful glint as he laughs softly.

"You want it?"

"Yes."

That little twinkle turns into a downright gleam as he looks at you like you're the most adorable thing he has ever seen.

“You want it with me?”

“Yes.”

"How much do you want it?" The charred voice is so soft now: it washes over you in generous waves. His hands keep you in safe custody – and you're the most willing prisoner there ever has been.

"Pretty badly?" You breathe into the air between you and see the corner of his mouth tug.

"Well, in that case…" His hand sweeps down your back and comes to reside on the swell of your hip. "I'm glad I'm here to help."

Pale eyelashes drop to your lips just before he kisses you again. You arch in his arms, like a flower leaning towards sunlight; your mouth, your whole being unfurls under his leadership. He rolls partly on top of you, then moves to kiss you all over as you lie on your back: he kisses your chin and neck, your collarbones and the hollow little crevice between them. The hand on your hip brushes down your thigh, then back up, up, until his fingers meet the folds already soaked through the fabric of your underwear. 

His touch is soft, but gains more weight as he sweeps slowly up, then brushes a thumb over the exact location of your clit.

"Oh–" 

He knows what he's found, even without the evidence of your voiceless shake of a breath. He brushes another stroke over it, and it doesn't matter that you still have your undies on – you can feel his weight, the gentle pressure he applies as he draws a circle to usher another soft moan out of you.

"You like that?"

"Mhm," is the only thing you are able to answer.

"That's it…" he cheers you on with calm assurance. "Gonna make you feel good. And that's a promise."

You catch a hint of ego in that promise, but there's something else, too. A fervent devotion, a bottomless need to please you no matter what. The right man, definitely: not someone who is only after their own satisfaction. You don't exactly need the answer anymore, but you ask the final, burning question nonetheless.

"Simon?"

"Speak your mind, love."

"Are you disappointed…?"

He stops again, a breath away from you. 

"Disappointed?" He sounds quite shocked, almost appalled. "...Disa–"

He huffs, then reaches to cup your face. You raise your eyes to his and see that he's…ardent, and very, very serious.

"Love, I'm honored."

You can only blink at the solemn vow, and he slowly shakes his head.

"Silly little thing…" 

It's something he muses almost to himself before he drags his fingers over your sternum and down your stomach, reverently, like you're a piece of precious porcelain. But the heat in his eyes is back, and your fingers curl to grasp a fistful of sheet as his hand disappears underneath the cloth, when he finally touches you with nothing in between.

You suppose it's his middle finger that sweeps over your clit this time, then slips between your folds without effort. It coaxes your thighs open to give him better access, and access he has: he curls the finger until it almost dips inside. Your lips part with a quiet sigh as your chin climbs toward the ceiling.

"Look at that… All wet and sweet for me already."

The way you expose your neck is like an invitation: he buries his face in your neck, tries to drown in the scent and feel of you while gliding across the wetness down below. He spreads moisture on the tight bud, and you jerk a little from how sensitive it is – he huffs a smile in your ear. It makes you release the sheet and reach out to grasp him by the neck, to make him stay precisely where he is, close like this, so close…

"Do ya even know how bloody sweet you are?"

The last of your wits make a vanishing act as he breathes more praise on your skin. You're languid in his arms, feeling both weightless and heavy, like you're sinking into the mattress, and then his hand moves lower; one thick finger is plunged slowly inside. 

Oh God oh God–

You feel him, all of him, filling and spreading you. And it's not enough… not nearly enough.

"We'll take it nice and slow, alright?" He whispers in your ear, and you tighten around him like on command. "Got all night to make a mess of you. That sound good?"

You can't help it: your lips draw into a smile when thinking about all the things he will do to you, all the sweet things you've always waited to happen. 

"Yes."

[re-re-redline]

-What it Means to Protect You-

>Major Spoilers For Traum<

Though it’s more of small mentions as opposed to being an INTEGRAL part of the fic.

>>Warnings<< Drinking something under the assumption that it’s something else, betrayal (in a sense), mentions of death and severe injuries, mentions of blood, a mention of being suicidal (someone else’s evaluation of another person), intrusive thoughts, implication of a rather cartoony instance of self-harm, Constantine having an unhealthy perception of how his friendship with you works, and playing a normal game of checkers.

>>Characters, in Order of Appearance<< Constantine XI, You, Qin Shi Huang (mentioned), Murasaki Shikibu, Nero Claudius, George Sphrantzes (mentioned).

>>Word Count<< ≈ 21,431 words.

>>Foreword<< Welcome, welcome! Welcome to what is essentially my essay it’s a fic, Redline on why Constantine XI would force you to drink the Elixir of Immortality (EoI) if he knew that you had it and why that’s a plausible action for him to take in my eyes. I knew the kinda chunky singular paragraph in the General Headcanons I did of him on the subject did not do the concept justice. So. I’ve decided to put this out into the world so that everyone can see my vision and no longer be left imagining what it could look like. I also am, uh, kinda hoping this’ll prompt other people to ask the question and think about it for their favorite servant. I’d be super interested in reading those ‘cause this is a really interesting thing to think about. That in mind, I hope you enjoy!

>>Summary<< You’ve received dozens of strange things on Saint Valentine’s Day, but one thing in your inventory stands above the rest. Deciding after a painful amount of deliberation on your part, you tell your closest friend next to Mash, the good and honest Constantine XI about it. You think that it couldn’t hurt to tell him since you know him to be loyal, rational, and understanding. What you don’t know is…that this knowledge has hurt him more than you could possibly imagine.

“Master, that sounds patently absurd. There’s no way someone gave that to you on Valentine’s day. It’s ridiculous.”

“Oh, and the perfectly usable ornate chocolate knife makes more sense?”

You’re not quite sure how you got to talking about the wacky gifts you’ve received on one of the busiest days of the year, but here you both are sitting on the floor with your backs to the bed frame in your room, eating popcorn and watching the end credits roll on a Monty Python movie. You’d think after all the things Constantine had seen, both in and out Chaldea, that his suspension of disbelief would be stronger than ever…

“Yes, actually. It makes sense within the context of the holiday because it’s actually edible. Nine iron marshmallows weighing the same as nine shot put balls makes zero sense as a return gift. Who gave you this?”

But it seems that it’s still just as weak as it was when you two met. While it certainly is nice to have one more person to add to the tiny ‘Mentally Stable and Normal’ group of servants, you just wish that he’d realize sooner that there are far too many serial murderers, actual gods, and crazy people here to have any rudiments of normalcy. If Constantine’s in disbelief over this, then you’re curious how he’ll react to Baby Caren or Csejte Pyramid Castle Himeji. Or The Columbus Egg. Or Nobu’s Nobus. Or the bizarro alternate universe version of you that’s obsessed with ‘the gacha’ and constantly refers to reality as an ‘old spaghetti code game that sucks compared to its current contemporaries.’ …Whatever that means. Shaking that off for another day, you respond to his question.

“Leonidas, and it was a huge pain to lug it all half across Chaldea. Apparently if I train hard enough I’ll be able to throw one someday. But that’s not the point, Micheal, this isn’t the weirdest thing I got on Valentine’s. Not even close.”

You rise up from your spot on the floor, making your way to the bookshelf by the door. You pull it to the side to reveal a panel in the wall, it’s your Second Archive. A nice ever expanding hole greets you when the panel moves to the side. After a recent incident involving a very hungry Salter and Lalter, the Second Archive had to be moved from the Storage Room to your room. Currently only Sion, Mash, Da Vinci, Holmes and you know where it is. Er, plus Constantine. Oops. Eh, it’ll be fine. Constantine isn’t the type to start incidents, so him knowing where the Second Archive is doesn’t change much. Besides there’s more important things to worry about, like navigating this clusterfuck of a storage unit for example. You mentally curse your past self for thinking it was a good idea to just throw everything in there since you could get your CEs using magecraft anyways. Just thinking about pulling out and organizing all 337 hellfires, 47 fous, and 93 craft essences is making your head hurt. After blindly feeling around in the dimly lit black, you feel it. It’s kinda cold, smooth, and it’s in the shape of a square with the corners cut off. Jackpot.

“…There! If you thought those were weird then check this out!”

You pull yourself away from the hole in the wall and proudly hold up in the air…a hot pink pistol! You could see the recognition flash in Constantine’s eyes as his expression moves from confusion to the kind of face you make when you unexpectedly taste something sour. He knows exactly who gave this to you and the fact that he’s not hiding how displeased he is means that you’re getting a long list of words after this conversation.

Due to her ‘exceptional’ reputation among her coworkers and her ‘stellar’ job history, your favorite arms dealer of light had added another enemy to her already miles long list before they even saw each other in person. So…maybe pulling this one out first wasn’t a good idea. You curse yourself yet again for being swept up by your excitement and, in an effort to prevent an incoming lecture, you hastily cut him off before he could get a word in.

“It’s pretty neat, right? I don’t get to have many weapons of my own, so it’s nice to have another gun on me. And before you ask, it’s made of chocolate but it works! Plus it has this cool effect where if you hit someone right in the heart, it has a 500% chance to apply charm! It’s pretty easy to use compared to the Calico M950, but I need to work on my accuracy.”

Speaking of the Calico, you mentally remind yourself to rayshift to stock up on some ammo for your monthly range practice next week. After what happened during your most recent expedition, Salter and Billy are even more adamant about teaching you how to handle a gun effectively. While you don’t exactly blame either of them, a gun wouldn’t have exactly aided the situation. Looking at Constantine, you can just see the gears turning in his head, so maybe you have a shot at escaping the lecture. After blinking for a few seconds, most likely because you just casually admitted that you have a submachine gun lying around somewhere, Constantine sighs and shakes his head.

“I’m not against you having a firearm for self-defense, in fact I’m quite happy that you do, I admittedly do wish that recent circumstances would permit that you rely on us more… Where my main concern lies is her motive for gifting you a rather handy gun for free essentially. Just what price did you pay, Master?”

The sounds of chips falling, cards being shuffled and dulcet giggles fill your ears as you recall the night that you—at the time—felt would never end. The scent of cigars and tobacco feel as present as they did then and you can feel the oxygen in the room getting thicker. You involuntarily shudder and quietly mumble the most succinct summary you could give.

“Hell.”

“Wha—”

“ANYWAYS. Take a look at this UFO Helena gave me! It’s broken but it was super cool when it was functional. We actually had to chase it down and shoot it out of the sky because… Because… Crap, I forgot.”

You went on to describe the circumstances with a degree of unsureness. The event did after all take place years ago thus your memory is a bit hazy regarding the circumstances of it breaking. But that didn’t stop you from spinning several exciting stories to explain why. Such as the UFO gaining sentience and trying to build a particle collider to change the trajectory of the timeline or it being your arch-nemesis from one of your past lives. The sour taste left from discussing your pink bunny friend seemed to have disappeared for Constantine as he ‘reminded you’ of how the UFO was actually from a rival family and it had attempted to steal your land in a desperate attempt to reclaim the prestige that its family lost after the war. Silly you. How could you forget your arch-nemesis’ backstory? It may have been over a thousand years and you may have lived several lives since then, but that’s no excuse to forget— and that, my friends, is how you use a tangent to distract your friend from lecturing you about accepting gifts from malevolent beings.

To keep the distraction on track, you pulled out other gifts from over the years. The ultra-hyper useful pen that Chen-Gong gave you (and the wood tablets, don’t forget those), the entirely inedible but very cute chocolate mini golems from Avicebron, a picture of you and Protea on the beach standing next to the over 100ft tall chocolate heart she made, and who could possibly forget the sword Zerkerlot stole won from Gilgamesh during Fate/Ze— I-I mean, from a previous summoning. Who could forget that? While the mini golems caught his attention due mostly in part to their absolutely adorable appearance, the emperor was more interested in that last thing you presented. Constantine held the blade in his hands for a moment, carefully examining it before handing it back to you with a smile.

“Not only does your friend have good taste, but it’s apparent he took a good amount of time thinking about what kind of sword he should give to you specifically.”

“Eh?”

“Master, take a look at this sword and tell me about it. Don’t think too hard, just say whatever comes to mind.”

“It… uh… It looks pretty normal, sinister aura and red cracks aside.”

“Indeed it does.”

“And… It’s not that heavy.”

“Very light compared to most, but go on.”

“And it’s not that long…?”

“A little less than standard length, but no one’s really counting. Is that all?”

“Yeah. I think it’s easier to hold than Caesar’s sword. But it’s a pretty normal sword all things considering.”

Constantine snaps his fingers, his smile growing.

“And that’s exactly why this is a great gift for you specifically.”

“Huh?”

“Sir Lancelot took your lack of experience and your subpar strength—“

“Hey!”

You gave Constantine a love tap to the shoulder for dissing your lack of gains, to which he chuckled and patted your head in response before continuing his explanation.

“He took both of those factors into account for what he was going to give you. He could have given you anything from his armory. An incredibly heavy great sword he didn’t feel like using or perhaps a blade with slots on one side to allow for the advanced move of breaking your opponents blade mid-battle. Instead, he chose a normal, light, straight sword that had nothing special about it as it would be most useful for you at this stage in your training. In a pinch, you could figure out how to deliver a considerable blow on instinct alone with its simplicity and its light weight allows for you to move more quickly. The only downside is that a heavier sword could snap it in half should you lock blades with it. All in all, however, it’s a good choice. Not for Valentine’s Day per se, but a good choice for a gift nonetheless.”

You sat there and blinked for a few seconds. You didn’t actually think that much of it when Zerkerlot handed it to you, other than how heart-warmed you were when you heard him say ‘thank you’, but now you just want to give the big guy a hug. If he put that much thought into giving you this sword…then what else is he thinking about? Before you could properly consider the ramifications of going insane to communicate more effectively with your armored pal, Constantine shoots you a stern look.

“Don’t even think about it.”

A smaller and more petulant part of you wishes that your bond with him wasn’t so strong just so he could stop basically reading your mind. Seriously, it’s almost disturbing how accurately he pings your dumb ideas before they even come out of your mouth. But you’d be lying if you didn’t say that it came in clutch more times than you care to admit. You give a nose exhale in place of a fake laugh and respond very seriously.

“Think about what, Micheal? I’m not thinking about anything. In fact, I am so not thinking about anything that I have completely lost my perception of time-space. It’s literally gone. I have nothing to think about. That’s how nothing my brain is.”

“Master, I know for a fact that you’re thinking of doing something stupid. The corners of your lips are twitching and you’re avoiding eye contact with me.”

“So you ARE looking at my lips when we talk!”

You just know that the grin on your face is of the shit-eating variety and honestly, who could blame you? The flush painted on Constantine’s shocked face is far too cute to not tease for. If you look closely, you might even see steam from his ears. He looks away in embarrassment and sputters a response.

“Th-That’s not the point! That face is the one you make when you’re going down a dangerous line of thinking. I’ve seen it enough times to know it. So please, Master, don’t entertain going mad. It really isn’t worth it.”

“Fine, fine. I’ll stop thinking about it. But we’ve gotten off topic. What I just showed you was pretty awesome and weird, right? Well… it’s still not the weirdest thing I got.”

Ever since you had received it, you knew you couldn’t tell anybody that you knew at the time. It was far too powerful of a thing to have and while it’d certainly solve the most prevalent issue concerning you, it’d take away something that you prided yourself on. You’d give up a lot of things to save the world you love, but that? You can’t give that up. You just can’t. So you purposefully left it unregistered in the Spirit Origin List and hid it in your Second Archive after making the one who gave this to you swear that they’d never tell a soul about what they gave you that day. You even lied to everyone who inquired, telling them that you only received one gift from that person on Valentine’s Day. Which left you sitting on this massive secret for ages all by your lonesome.

“…Hey, Constantine?”

“Yes, Master?”

It’s hard, you know. Holding onto a thing like this. Every single time you come back bloody and bruised, you’re forced to look at the worried faces of your friends and tell yourself “Just because I have it doesn’t mean I should use it” and move on. No time to scream into your pillow, no time to punch a wall; just move on. And while you’ve been doing a great job of doing just that, the rising stakes and progressively worse conditions of your adventures in the Lostbelts are making it harder and harder to just sit on the damn thing. You COULD negate any and all future worries, dry those tears before they even have the chance to fall and lift that weight off of everyone’s shoulders …but you’re not going to. And you’re certainly not going to let anyone peer pressure you into it either. Which is why only one other person is in the know. You love your servants and Chaldea to death, you really do, but…

Love and trust are two different things.

Your recent expedition was a bitter reminder that even the people closest to you can and should be scrutinized with the same lens you use for your enemies. No disrespect of any kind to Holmes as he was and always will be your friend, but The aftermath of the newest recent singularity made you sit down at your cold desk, rest your head on the backs of your hands and ask yourself the hard questions.

“Who can I really trust here?”

“Who is aligned with me solely to save the world?”

“Who’s loyalties lie more with Chaldea than with me?”

“Who cares about me and not The Last Master of Humanity?”

You had narrowed the pool of over 300 servants in your roster down to where you can count on your two hands who’s REALLY in your corner here. The revelation bringing you to tears right after, and the bitter rain wouldn’t stop until the morning lark sang the next day. It’s sad, it really is. But that’s just another part of what you were conscripted into. That’s your job, and you know what? That’s fine. You’re here to do a service for all of mankind; past, present, and future. Not every person—servant or otherwise—has to be here for you and as much as you’d hate to admit it, that cut deeper than most of the shit you’ve gone through this past year. No surprise since you’ve toughened up to every kind wound, every kind of pain except the emotional kind. Getting your magical circuits moved around by Shuten hurt less than this. Nevertheless, you proceed with your question.

“How good are you at keeping secrets?”

“Keeping confidential information to one’s chest is one the most basic tenets of running an empire. So I’d consider myself above average in that regard… Why do you ask?”

Constantine was one of the few you counted on your two hands. He always prioritized your wellbeing, not because of the fact that the mission is bust without you, but because he genuinely cared about you specifically. He was always the person you could run to if you wanted to hide away from running errands for Paisen or mediating petty squabbles between servants. He always offered to do your reports for you when you were just about to collapse from exhaustion. He always bailed you out of running more laps during physical training when he could and if he couldn’t then he’d run with you so that at least you weren’t suffering alone. The amount of impromptu sleepovers you’ve had with Constantine in the middle of the night just to get away from the Serenity under your bed is much more than you can count and it can’t be a coincidence that those were the nights that you slept best.

“What I’m about to show you next stays here. Right in this room. No one can know about this. Not Da Vinci. Not Gordy. Not Sion. Not even Mash can know. …Do you think you can handle that?”

“Of course I can, Master. Like I said, keeping confidential information is a basic thing for me. If I can hold state secrets to my chest even while horribly drunk, then I can certainly keep your secret with me.”

You got up from your spot and looked around for any signs of an unwanted audience. Under the bed, in the closet, in the ventilation—you found nothing. You then moved to the Second Archive and dug around in the mess once again to find that special something. Your fingers touch something cold. You blindly feel around to find that the shape was rather complex, more specifically a shape made from many different shapes to achieve the desired look. You grasp it in your palm and pull it out from the hole in the wall. It’s a small container with a simple geometrical design, possessing few curves and mostly straight lines. Yep, this is exactly what you were looking for. You get up with the desired item in tow and sit down next to Constantine, who was gazing at the box curiously. You hold it in your lap and begin explaining the mysterious thingamajig in your hand.

“You know Qin Shi Huang, right?”

“I know of them and I have seen them in passing a few times, but we’ve never been formally introduced. Why do you ask?”

“Right, so… At the end of his life, Qin Shi Huang tried finding a way to live forever. He tried finding the Elixir of Immortality and he apparently drank a bunch of mercury while he was on that and he died, right? But that’s what happened to our history’s Qin Shi Huang. The Qin we have in Chaldea, the one who ruled over the third Lostbelt, actually did find the elixir and achieved immortality.”

You take a deep breath, you know your next words can’t be taken back, but you’ve thought about it long enough to be mostly okay with it. You can’t sit on this alone. Not when things are getting worse and worse. So, in an act of selfishness, you pull Constantine to sit with you on the box containing the solution to Chaldea’s biggest problem.

“What I’m holding in my hand… is the very same elixir Qin used to achieve immortality in the third Lostbelt.”

Constantine’s eyes widened, his mouth falling open just a tiny bit. He blinks once, twice, three times and then raises his hand to his mouth as he averts his gaze from you. After a few seconds of uninterrupted stillness, his eyes close and he takes a breath in from his nose and out through his lips. Constantine straightens his posture and puts his hand down, looking you dead in the eye as he responds.

“I assume that you have not drank it?”

“No. No, I haven’t.”

“…May I ask why?”

Ah yes, the million dollar question. Why is that thing still in the box? What reason could you possibly have to justify being so selfish as to keep this miracle hidden away behind your dusty bookshelf in a hole in the wall?

“Because… I still want to be me.”

“…?”

“Let’s say I drank this right now and let’s say that you time travelled about a hundred years into the future. That me that you’ll see… will you recognize them? Will that me still look like me? Or will they have dyed their hair and dressed in wacky new clothes, maybe even wore a cool new pair of moon boots? Will that me still act like me? Telling stupid jokes and never getting the punchline right? I don’t think so. That ‘me’ will eventually turn into someone else and I… ……And that scares me. I’m scared of the things that ‘me’ will say and do and I’m scared that people will look at them and say ‘Man, I wish the old Master was here, I really miss them!’you know?”

“……”

“Not to mention the fact that me being immortal means that I’ll never really get to go home and relax. I’ll save the world and constantly be on stand by waiting for the next world-ending threat to come, never being able to get any r&r because the world seems to be in jeopardy right after I fix the first problem. It would be like me joining the Counterforce except I’m not dead and I don’t have cool swords to throw at people. And if that doesn’t seem so bad then you can talk to Emiya about all the awful shit he’s been through. …All in all, I don’t want to drink this. I don’t want to be immortal. I want to go home and go to bed after all this is over. I want to be me, plain old normal human me. Right until the end.”

“……”

“Any questions?”

“Just two. The first being why you haven’t thrown it away yet and the second being your reasoning as to why not even the highest people in Chaldea’s chain of command can know of this.”

“Well… I just, I dunno. It’s a gift. You don’t just throw away gifts, especially not one like this. Qin Shi Huang must’ve worked pretty hard to make this and they just gave it to me for the chocolate I made them and everyone else the day before. Generous doesn’t even begin to describe it considering that the stuff I make isn’t exactly anything to write home about. And I haven’t told them because me drinking the elixir and not being able to die would immediately solve the problem of having to worry about keeping me alive all the time. I feel like they’d pressure me into drinking it for sake of saving the world and I’d never hear the end of it until I did. I just… I just don’t want to deal with that, you know?”

You see the gentleman before you nod; his expression is one of gentle understanding. A glint of an unknown emotion flickers in those brown eyes of his and you can’t quite put a finger to what it could be. Knowing him, it must be the gravity of the situation weighing on his shoulders. His voice is soft as he addresses you, it’s the kind of voice one would use to console a grieving friend and yet…it feels much more sincere than that.

“…It’s not easy holding the world on your shoulders, and while my personal experiences pale in comparison to yours, I can say that I found my duties as an emperor much easier to stomach when I took the time to air out my concerns to someone close to me.”

He sighs and removes his red velvet gloves, placing them on his knee and Constantine slowly takes your one of your hands in both of his. He feels cold. A bit colder than usual, actually. The man leans in close to you, but not so close as to invade your personal space too much. Rather, it’s more like he’s making sure that you’re fully present and paying attention to what he’s going to say next.

“Master. Thank you for sharing this with me. I am both flattered and honored that you have such strong faith in me, not only as your servant but as your friend and confidant. I swear that I will never speak of this to anyone, even under the threat of death. Your secret is safe with me, forever and always.”

“Heh, I know. You’re way too cautious to just up and spill the beans on accident, plus you’re just too much of a good person to go behind my back. So…”

You use your free hand to pull him into an awkward sidearm hug, it’s you leaning into his side with him still holding your other hand. He looks a bit shocked at first but you can feel him rest some of his weight onto you.

“Thank you, Constantine. For listening and agreeing to keep this between us. And I’m sorry if this gets a bit heavy to hold on to, but I don’t think I can do this alone anymore.”

“You have nothing to apologize for, Master. I’ll gladly take as many of your burdens unto my shoulders as you’ll allow. It’s what I’m here for, both as you friend and as your servant. The only thing I ask of you, Master, is that you double your efforts in keeping yourself safe. For my peace of mind and your sake, please… be careful out there, okay?”

You force a smile as it’s the only acceptable response to a plea of that nature and you puff out your chest to quote with a false bravado a line from your favorite Shinsengumi ramenado.

“You know me, Micheal. I’m always doing my best to stay alive! ‘Cause death means losing, and I never lose!”

You see Constantine roll his eyes and he chuckles. It wasn’t something he did very often, but when it did happen it was usually for comedic reasons. Despite appearing so serious and solemn, the emperor did have a sense of humor. He just needs the right people.

“As if! Your performance in checkers leaves much to be desired, Master. And that’s with my eyes closed, mind you.”

“I’m not that bad. And besides, you totally cheated! There’s no way you could’ve set up capturing five of my pieces in one turn with your eyes closed! That’s impossible.”

“It wasn’t that difficult, actually. You did most of the work for me by slamming your pieces hard enough to where I could accurately picture their positions on the board. In less words, you played yourself, Master.”

You stick your tongue out at the smugly grinning emperor. He was always such an ass when you two played, giving you hope in the first half and then snatching it away in the second. He even had the audacity to gently encourage you as he picks off your pieces one by one, practically cooing at you with that stupidly soothing voice of his. And he knows damn well that he’s throwing you off! Fuckin’ lovable jackass. You huff and, in mock anger, spit out a response with the same level of disdain and boiling hatred he leveled at you.

“The only thing that’s getting played is you after I get done—!”

*Beep beep* *Beep beep*

Huh? The hell is… oh shit. Chef time.

“Wait… Crap! I’m late!”

You’re not just late, dingus, you’re really late! Why? Because you forgot to get dressed and pack your tools for a certain event that you were supposed to be there for already, that’s why! You bolt up from your spot on the floor and start picking up the mess of all the things you pulled from that disorganized clusterfuck. Constantine rushes to help you, despite not knowing why you’re flipping out at the moment, and you get the floor decently cleaned up in a jiffy. You hastily throw on your apron and put your shoes on. You throw open the door toss the spare key at Constantine before quickly saying…

“Got cooking classes with Emiya and Boudica. Lock up for me. Bye!”

And you run down the hall without looking back. For that, Constantine is quite glad. Now he doesn’t have to hold this expression for any longer than he has to. Constantine examines the key that he assumes is your spare and proceeds to lock the door to your room. A shadow falls over his expression as he ruminates on the information you had imparted upon him. Things aren’t quite lining up. He’ll need to deliberate on this further.

“………”

But for now, he shakes the darkness from his mind and expression. He looks at the key you gave to him one last time and gingerly puts it into the pocket inside his blazer, next to his own keys. He takes a deep breath of the clean filtered air and lets the need for a further inquiry part from himself like the carbon dioxide from his lips.

He takes one step from the door, his foot feeling heavy. He takes another, his other foot dragging. The dissonance between what he needs to do versus what he wants to do added a weight, not unto his shoulders as it usually did, but to his ankles this time.

Those pesky thoughts have gotten smarter it seems.

“Now’s not the time, Constantine. You can think about it later.”

He moves the lead blocks in his shoes and forces them to carry him to his desired destination. The weight eases up with the more steps he takes, from manageable to barely noticeable. Now that’s something he can ignore.

…For now, at least.

A library is traditionally a building—sometimes a room—that houses books, newspapers, magazines, audio tapes and even films. It is a place where one goes to not only get information but to find leisure in the worlds contained within the various materials to be found there. Be it a temple of wisdom from all eras and countries or a safe haven for those looking for an escape, everyone can find at least something they can enjoy in a library. And the Chaldea’s library is no different, many find solace and answers within and it is generally teeming with servants and humans alike. With the release of a new volume of a certain popular manga series, one would think that the library would be even more busy than usual today. …Yet, the contrary is true. Indeed, the once bustling library is almost empty today save for two people. The librarian and a gentleman.

The librarian, Murasaki Shikibu, sits at the reception desk. Her soft and well manicured hands gently stamp the leftovers of yesterday’s returns, her movements are slow. Much slower than usual, to the point where one would think that the young lady had been stamping for hours and is wasting time until her break. But that is not the case. Murasaki isn’t moving slowly out of tiredness, no, she’s moving slowly to savor the feeling of having work to do, if that makes any sense. Work in the library happens when people come in, check out materials, return materials or misplace materials and there usually is enough work to comfortably spill over to the next day. Yet, seemingly out of the blue, only a single person has set foot in the library since her shift started at 6:00am and no one else. Worse yet, after an hour or so, a thick shadow seemed to have swallowed the library whole. In a figurative sense, of course. The air felt as though it had been chilled in a freezer, the lights seemed to have gotten dimmer than a candle and the overall feeling the place gave was suffocating. A 35,787 feet below sea level kind of suffocating, if you know what I mean. In less words, the library felt akin to a cave. An inhospitable cave for one to reside in and one only.

Murasaki checked the thermostat to find it at the same temperature it usually is and the fuses for the breaker were replaced three days ago, so what gives exactly? Is it a ghost? No. Ghosts aren’t enough to stop even 2% of the library’s regulars and the supposed ghost would’ve been sent packing in seconds. Is it Douman? No. This is way too subtle for his taste and it lacks the drama. This reasoning also rules out James Moriarty and that goes for his younger self, too. So what could be causing this unnerving—to put it lightly—ambience?

Murasaki puts the stamp away and gently pats her face, a mock attempt at self-encouragement. She rises up from her chair shakily, her knees practically clacking against each other. Someone has to do something about this and the only person who can and should is the librarian. It’s a part of her job after all. Murasaki slowly creeps out from the reception area and begins skulking through the various sections in the library. Nothing by the magazine racks or the periodicals, the film room is empty too which leaves the Restricted Section and the rest of the library.

If one were to ask Lady Murasaki how long she felt it took to find the source of the pressing issue, she’d respond with a tinge of uncertainty that it took her 5 hours to comb the library. In reality, it actually took half the time. Murasaki’s nerves were mostly to blame for the distortion in temporal perception on her end, but it should also be noted that the source wasn’t that well hidden as the source was located in the far end of the first floor. Meaning that poor Murasaki had passed by the answer about 30 times during her search. The area in question is where the comfy bean bag chairs are for those who wanted less back pain from sitting in those hard wooden ones.

Murasaki, shaking from her nervousness, slowly peeked from behind a bookshelf to discover not only the cause, but the identity of the culprit behind all this. It was the gentleman, the one singular person who came into the library when she first started her shift at 6:00am, who was the source of the terrifying atmospheric shift in the library.

Seated stiffly in a bean bag chair was a finely dressed black haired gentleman with a pair of red gemstone earrings. In his vicinity are at least two dozen half open books from wildly different sections of the library. To give an idea as to the variety on display here, allow me to list a few titles in succession. “The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch” by Phillip K. Dick, “A Devil and Her Love Song” by Miyoshi Tomori, “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy” by John le Carré, “Fox in Socks” by Dr.Seuss and to name off the one in his hands right now: “Look Back” by Tatsuki Fujimoto. Absolutely no through line existed in this large selection whatsoever which made the situation much more jarring to Murasaki considering that she knew this specific regular to favor Historical Fiction and Mystery novels more than any other genre.

She always found him to be a polite and genial man from the little she conversations she had with him, so really, when she found the answer from peeking behind the bookshelf; it was wholly unsatisfactory. In an effort to rectify this disparity, Murasaki stepped out from behind the bookshelf and slowly crept forward to address him.

“Er…excuse me, s—?”

The gentleman shuts the paperback in his hands causing Murasaki to flinch, the disturbance reverberating in the air for a good 20 seconds after the fact. The oppressive ambience seemed to grow tenfold as he reached for another book: “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” by Frank L. Baum. His expression told the librarian everything she needed to know in terms of what to do next. Obviously, this man can’t be reached at the moment—or so Murasaki would later claim—thus she quickly absconded from the situation—or lack there of, if you ask me—and went to go find some assistance.

She had seen him around the emperors of Rome quite often and could swear that she heard someone in passing say that he’s in their meetings, so who better to ask than one of them to resolve this?

While we wait for Lady Murasaki to return, let’s drop the charade and look at Constantine. The time is currently 2:02 in the afternoon and Constantine arrived at the library at 6:30 in the morning. Meaning that our troubled friend here has been in this room for 8 hours and 32 minutes. A good portion of that time was spent looking for whatever cover looked interesting enough. It was a style of search that didn’t fit him at all as he was the type to read the back and the author’s note before even considering the title. If he were to take the same amount of time to find some good reads, then he would have significantly less books in his vicinity.

While this is an explanation as to how the small mountain of books came to be, it doesn’t come anywhere close as to the why. The answer to that question can be found by taking a look at what he’s reading right now: “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.” He is currently on the second page. By now he should have made it to page seven. But something was holding him back, forcing him to reread the same page over and over again.

“When Dorothy stood in the doorway and looked around, she could see nothing but gray sand on every side. Not a tree nor a house broke the broad sweep of flat nothingness that reached to the edge of the world in all directions.”

Wrong.

“When Dorothy stood in the doorway and looked around, she could see nothing but the great gray prairie on every side. Not a tree nor a house broke the broad sweep of flat country that reached to the edge of the sky in all directions. The sun had baked the plowed land into a gray mass, with little cracks running through it. Even the grass was not green, for the Foreign God had taken that too after they had descended. The people disappeared until they were the same gray color to be seen everywhere. After the Chaldeans failed to escape, a flash of light blistered their flesh as the winds blew them away, and now they were as dull and gray as everything else.”

Wrong.

“When Dorothy stood in the doorway and looked around, she could see nothing but the great gray prairie on every side. Not a tree nor a house broke the broad sweep of flat country that reached to the edge of the sky in all directions. The sun had baked the plowed land into a gray mass, with little cracks running through it. Even the grass was not green, for the sun had burned the tops of the long blades until they were the same gray color to be seen everywhere. Once the house had been painted, but the sun blistered the paint and the rains washed it away, and now the house was as dull and gray as everything else.

When Master came, they were a young, pretty fellow. The journey had changed them, too. It had taken the sparkle from their eyes and left them a dull gray; it had taken the red from their cheeks and lips, and those were gray also. They were thin and gaunt, just barely being held tog—”

Wrong.

“When Aunt Em came there to live she was a young, pretty wife. The sun and wind had changed her, too. They had taken the sparkle from her eyes and left them a sober gray; they had taken the red from her cheeks and lips, and they were gray also. She was thin and gaunt, and never smiled now. When Master, who is now an orphan, first came to her, Aunt Em had been so startled by the child's laughter that she would scream and press her hand upon her heart whenever Master's soft pleas reached her ears; and she still looked at the human with wonder that they were still clinging onto life at all despite the blood gushing from the side of their skull—”

Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

It’s all wrong. This isn’t the Wizard of Oz, this is the mind’s intrusion into yet another perfectly good book. Over and over, time and time again, Constantine had been wrestling with those pesky thoughts bubbling up to the surface in his mind ever since you told him about the elixir. Corrosive ‘what-ifs’ had stained and eaten away at not only his methods of escape, but his mood too. Being mentally present became an almost herculean task as they just wouldn’t stop talking, leaving Constantine to have to start avoiding his colleagues and acquaintances to avoid embarrassing himself, or worse, people asking the most dreadful question. Are you okay? Obviously not, but saying that aloud only invites more issues and that’s the last thing Constantine needs right now.

So, where did all that put him, exactly? It put him here. Right here in this bean bag chair in this dead silent and freezing cold library. The final bastion of absolute focus. If this didn’t work, then nothing else will.

The idea was to banish the wretched things back into the dustiest, moldiest, and darkest corner of his mind where they belonged by putting 100% of his willpower and attention into reading. If he could read enough books for long enough, the thoughts would be buried by the oncoming tidal wave of information and he’ll forget all about what was troubling him in the first place. Obviously, it’s a band-aid solution. The very second he sees something that reminds him of you know what then all his work will go straight down the drain and he’ll have to start over. But really, what other options are there? To Constantine, this is the only path he has left. All others have been exhausted or corroded, coming up with anything new at this stage is nigh impossible and he’d sooner snap his own wrist off than come clean to you about it. You already have your own laundry list of issues, the thought of adding yet another item to that list makes his stomach turn every which way. You’ve got it a million times worse than he does, so really, it’d be best to keep this whole mess to himself, right? After all, confiding in someone doesn’t necessarily have to go both ways, and you know what? He’ll happily let you have the next turn. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the

That’s the way things are, and the way they should be. You needing him and him helping you. For Constantine it’s a perfectly straight line, a flat plane where you roll a ball to him and Constantine takes it and places it on his side. You always tell him that he can roll a ball back to you and he always nods with a smile in response. You roll a ball and he takes it. Time passes; you roll a ball and he takes it. More time passes; you roll a ball and he takes it. So on and so forth, ideally until the end of time. He imagines the line curving downwards and wonders if that would perhaps encourage you to toss some more his way. He knows that this isn’t the only line you have and he thinks that that’s a good thing, but… well, he wouldn’t mind if you paid more attention to his. But this… this is fine too. At least he has a line with you at all. That’s enough to be thankful for.

To any outsider looking in, this plan was destined to fail the moment Constantine ruled out confiding in you. Which, mind you, was set in stone by default. Poor Constantine on the other hand, his soft heart savagely beating his rational mind, believed that this could work if just tried hard enough. Dedication is all it takes, after all. But as the end of his life proved, dedication alone does not solve all problems. The words are only getting more personal and soon the whole book will be infested with the corrosive worms only he can see. There’s more books in the pile to read through but…

Constantine sighs.

He closes the book in his hands and sets it aside next to the rest of the failed attempts at escapism. He wipes the sweat from his brow and leans back into the plush bean bag chair, several bones popping in succession as he does. His eyes rest on the simple textures of the ceiling, noting that the distance from there to the floor is much larger than he thought it was. Sighing again and closing his eyes, Constantine lets the intrusive thoughts take the floor.

Time is a strange thing in Chaldea, but he doesn’t need exact dates to know that you have had the elixir for a very long time. Judging by the way you were speaking, Constantine believes that the Valentine’s Day in which you received the elixir was not the most recent one, nor the one before that, or you would have specified. Not to mention you stated wearily that you just couldn’t keep this to yourself any longer, also implying that you’ve had the elixir for a long time. All of that leaves leaves a sizable gap in time from then until now, along with a disturbing implication.

Chaldea has been through three more Lostbelts, 3 large scale singularities, and dozens upon dozens of minute singularities since the third Lostbelt. While you could remove as many events as you wished to suit the hypothetical point when that specific Valentine’s occurred, the point remains the same. You have suffered so much since this journey started and you have nearly perished more times than he can count. You were nearly wiped out of existence in the fourth Lostbelt, you were nearly vaporized by an orbital strike in Atlantis, you nearly had your skull cracked open in Olympus, Fairy Britain does not need a reintroduction, and you were captured and nearly tortured in The Revenge Realm during the events of the most recent singularity. Just to name a few. All of those awful things happened to you and not once did you think to even drink the elixir. Not for the sake of completing your duty but to just survive. You have been sitting on the Elixir of Immortality since the third Lostbelt and the definitive conclusion is that you will continue to sit on it for the foreseeable future.

In all honesty, the only reason that you’re even alive today is through sheer luck. His fellow servants must be—no, ARE incredibly incompetent to have let you almost die this many times. It’s not easy, but it can’t be this hard to keep Master safe, right? It’s a little bit more understandable with servants like Robin Hood or Paul Bunyan, but Ishtar? Ibuki-Douji? Quetzalcoatl? Gilgamesh? How is this even a problem with actual gods on your side? How are even they unable to protect you? It doesn’t make any sense to Constantine. There’s also the matter of what happens after you are saved from almost dying for the nth time. A quick apology and maybe a promise to ‘do better next’ time is all you get for your troubles, as if that could come anywhere close to being enough after what you’ve been through. What’s even worse is that you simply take it and proceed to brush the event off like it was nothing.

You’ve nearly died countless times. You nearly die every time you set foot on this godforsaken bleached earth and you take that with the same nonchalance as you do unwanted toppings on your pizza, and you know what? That’s disturbing. Constantine, who had already died once and rather brutally at that, is more afraid of dying than you are. A servant is more afraid of dying again than you are. Master… What the fuck is wrong with you? Genuinely, from the bottom of his heart, genuinely just what is wrong with you? How can you take this so lightly? You almost died! There is no other way it can be put, no clarification should be needed to explain the gravitas of it. Constantine finds himself disturbed and the more he thinks about it, the more he has to hold back a shudder. Your self-preservation instincts must be well beyond shot at this point, they must be. But that’s no excuse.

So, how does one solve a problem like this?

“K—s—n—în-s?”

Things are only getting more dangerous as time goes on and Chaldea is only coasting by on the seat of their pants each and every time.

“H—, -ōn—a-tîn—.”

If he can’t depend on his fellow servants to keep you safe, then maybe he should be more aggressive in his appeals to go with you.

“Kōns—ntî-os!”

But he can only do so much to keep you safe, what if he fails? What if you die anyways? What will he do then? …Maybe he sh—

“KŌNSTANTÎNOS!!”

A swift strike was dealt onto the poor man’s head with a copy of “Three Act Tragedy” by Agatha Christie, causing Constantine to leap to his feet and draw his sword. The attacker shook her head and clicked her tongue in disappointment, a sour look on her face. It was only after a second that Constantine recognized who she was and he straightened up, putting his blade in its sheath. His face burned a bright crimson as he barely manages to squeak out a response.

“Emperor Nero, please forgive my insolence. I was…deep in thought.”

“Hmph! You looked like a dead man lying in that chair, I had half a mind to call for nurse Nightingale. But that isn’t why I’ve come here.”

Nero surveys the corner that Constantine had been occupying for 9 hours and 7 minutes before shaking her head again. She lightly gestures to the messy pile of books surrounding the bean bag chair.

“Kōnstantînos, what is the meaning of this mess? And more importantly, what on earth is going on with you? The librarian interrupted me in the middle of recording one of my next hit singles, quaking in her heels because of that ghastly air about you! Why, it’s practically engulfed the library in its entirety!”

Ghastly air? As far as Constantine knew, the only thing he had done was sit here and try to read. So what was this ghastly air Nero was talking about?

“Don’t give me that look. You’re radiating a strong miserable aura and I, for one, am already sick of it! I demand an answer as to why you’re like this today, and it better be good.”

“I’m afraid I can’t say.”

“Can’t or won’t?”

Technically, both answers are correct. Constantine can’t tell Nero about what’s on his mind since he was sworn to secrecy by you and he won’t tell Nero because he would never betray the level of trust you have placed in him of all people. As much as the rational side of him laments the fact, he has grown quite close to you and you, in turn, have grown quite close to him despite his best efforts to keep you at arm’s length. There was just something about you that just pulled him in, something akin to gravity. Barely noticeable, yet all consuming and felt all the same. And who was he to deny gravity?

“Won’t. I won’t say, Emperor Nero.”

“Well something must be done about this mood. So, I present an alternative, Kōnstantînos. Tell me what’s on your mind in the most vague words possible. Do away with context, definition, and names. Just say something to me. Perhaps that will lower the gloom, even if a little.”

Nero’s stance, her expression, and the tone of her voice strongly conveyed a unified message: that she wasn’t leaving any time soon until Constantine gave her something to work with. And the Rose of Venus is nothing if not persistent, a quality that many simultaneously admire and loathe. Constantine takes a few seconds to rotate the idea in his mind before coming up with the most watered down explanation for his recent behavior.

“I am… afraid of the consequences of committing an action that will most certainly change the way Master thinks of me.”

Nero’s eyes widened for a moment before she shakes her head and crosses her arms, a knowing smirk curling onto her lips. Constantine, on the other hand, could feel the color drain from his face. How did she know? “Because she’s Nero, moron.” is what a small part of him answered before being rebuked with: “That’s not possible because only Master and Qin Shi Huang know about the elixir. Or have I been lied to?” Constantine, his composure being held by a thread, decides to retrieve the answer to his internal inquiry by starting with a simple question.

“May I ask as to why you’re smiling that way?”

“Umu! I have figured out what the issue is! Honestly, you had me thinking it was something far more grave judging by the expression you had on your face. And I am quite glad you have finally realized it. We’ve all gotten sick of waiting.”

Nero clears her throat and begins walking away from Constantine. She waves one of her hands around to needlessly accentuate sections of her response. Typical Nero.

“Very well. I, the fifth Roman emperor, Nero Claudius, shall impart my wisdom unto you, Kōnstantînos! Pay close attention and cherish my words so, for I know best the solution to what plagues that heart of yours!”

Constantine watches in both dread and confusion as Nero steps onto one of the tables in the library. From the ether—or wherever these kinds of things come from—a spotlight shines down onto the fair lady and fresh rose petals blow in from…wherever they came from. Her green eyes glitter with self-assurance, seemingly outshining the gold that adorns her clothes. Nero puffs out her chest and begins imparting her sage wisdom.

“There’s no time like the present to act! After all there is nothing that squanders the beauty of life more than abstaining from what makes the heart joyously sing! How could you even think to do something so criminal, let alone to yourself? It is unthinkable to me. Not only that, but it is also unbefitting of an emperor of Rome to be this indecisive. If there is something we desire, then it is already be ours. We take it swiftly and decisively, regardless of how perilous the path to it maybe be. That is the way of our glorious empire. Now! It is time for you to be off. Master is waiting and you would do well to act with haste. Now go, go!”

In no time at all, Nero hopped off the table with the theatrics disappearing the moment her foot touched the floor. Constantine was both surprised as he had believed that Nero would’ve gone on for at least an hour which is the average length of her few uninterrupted speeches. Nevertheless, she grabbed him by the arm and began dragging him all the way to the entrance in spite of his protests of needing to clean up before he left. She laughed and simply responded.

“Umu! That is a librarian’s job, not an emperor’s. Now shoo! Do as I told you to do and all will be right. Of that, I can assure you.”

With one last push, Nero had taken Constantine to the end of the hall in the direction one would need to take to get to your room. After that she left without saying a word, that knowing smirk still firmly affixed to her face with a prideful glow that tacked itself on after her speech. Constantine sighs and decides to just start walking. Standing in a hallway staring off into space is never not suspicious, after all. As his feet drag on, he digests what Nero had told him.

There is a large gap in understanding between the two of them, and Constantine finds himself grateful for it. Nero was nowhere near figuring out what was on his mind and thus, Constantine had kept his promise in not telling anyone. So that’s good, he supposes. But just what was Nero talking about?

Her speech could simply be boiled down to ‘just do it’ and ‘if you want it then take it,’ which aren’t necessarily bad pieces of advice when taken with the correct amount of morality and wisdom, but they’re not specific enough to be a clue into what Nero’s mistaking his problem for. Her words before the speech only serve to confuse him more with the mention that she and some other people have ‘gotten sick of waiting’ for him. …Whatever that means. Really, the only thing Constantine truly got out of it was one specific line.

“…it is also unbefitting of an emperor of Rome to be this indecisive.”

She’s certainly right. The emperors of Rome do not hesitate. Nero herself never hesitated in showing her love to the people, Caligula never hesitated in showing his love to…himself and Nero, Caesar never hesitated to break the mold and take matters into his own hands when it mattered, and the Holy Progenitor certainly didn’t hesitate in building their beloved motherland from the ground up either.

As for Constantine, well, he can safely say that he never thought twice about protecting what he loved. If unifying the Latin and Greek churches were the means to seize survival, then of course Constantine would make it so. And he did just that with no hesitation at all. Sure, it did end up alienating a rather sizable portion of his people and they had mistakenly believed that their emperor had abandoned them which unfortunately ended with them leaving when he needed them most, but Constantine didn’t regret it. Not even for a second because, at the time, it seemed to be one of the few paths left he could take. It was a chance to have at least someone in his corner to help him weather the oncoming storm. It didn’t amount to anything in the end, but even still he had to try.

With all his experiences in trying to stave off the inevitable as much as he could, Constantine truly had to ask… Why is he hesitating now? Because I’m scared of ruining what we have, says one. But—another pipes up—I won’t have anything with Master if they’re dead. Touché, says the first.

You aren’t going to save yourself and Constantine knows it. Your tendency to run headlong into danger and push yourself past your limits is going to get you killed someday. And your blasé attitude towards your own death only further proves that—in Constantine’s eyes—you cannot reliably be trusted with keeping yourself safe. Your servants do a decent job of keeping you out of harm’s way until they don’t, which seems to be happening far too frequently for his liking. If Constantine had things his way, he’d be glued to your side at all times because if you want something done right, then you do it yourself. But the last emperor of Rome is far too much of a realist and not enough of a narcissist to believe that he alone is the solution to this issue. He can’t protect you every second of everyday no matter how much he wants to try and he certainly can’t pick up the slack that even a deity can’t. So, what’s left, then? How does Emperor Constantine Palaiologos XI solve the issue of you being borderline suicidal, his teammates being incompetent, and he himself not being enough to make up for the both of you?

“…………………”

There really was only ever one answer to this question, and honestly, Constantine is tired of trying to pretend like there ever was an alternative.

You must drink the elixir. There is no other way around it. There’s far too many opportunities for things to just go perfectly wrong with this crappily made barricade you and everyone else hastily cobbled together. No, you need something better. Something you can fall back on. Yes, it’ll be a failsafe for when the nightmare scenario eventually comes to pass, when he and the rest of your servants fall in battle. One last wall between you and death. That’s what this is.

“…………………”

It’s not a betrayal, no, it’s a fulfillment of his duty as your servant. That’s why you summoned a disgrace of an emperor from an already half-dead empire, right? It has to be. His sole purpose, in this second life that he is quite lucky to have, is to protect his master. Nothing else matters. Nothing else should matter.

But what does it mean to protect someone? More specifically, what does it mean to protect you?

It means slaying your enemies before they reach you. It means bandaging up your cuts and wiping the blood from your face after the battle ends. It means making sure that you’re well and okay at base. It means making sure that you’re eating and drinking water everyday. It means hiding you from your—frankly rude—predecessor when she gets to be too much to handle. It means filing your papers so you don’t have to stay up a second longer than you have to. It means trying to reduce the number of laps you run so you don’t keel over from exhaustion and it means running with you when he fails. It means letting you into his room in the dead of night, cot already prepared beforehand, and letting you sleep with him because he knows that you can’t sleep peacefully in your room anymore.

Protecting you means a lot of things, but for the most part, it means caring about you. And he does care about you. Perhaps too much in your eyes…

Living relatively peacefully in Chaldea has softened this emperor up considerably, how couldn’t it have? The people here are amazing. From standing side by side with the people he and his family idolized in life to his very predecessors and even the Holy Progenitor himself—in this aspect, he’s living the dream. You, his master, are great too. You’re pretty kind for someone this involved in the world of magecraft, he never had to worry about being told to go against his morals or being worked to death in service of your own selfish ends. You were just a well-rounded and down to earth individual here in these sterile white walls, and he couldn’t appreciate it more if he tried. You were such a breath of fresh air to him. Maybe that’s why you pulled him in like gravity does all things. Ah, but going through all the things he loves likes about you is a dangerous line of thinking. He should stop. Seriously. He should sto

Living in Chaldea has made Constantine soft, but that ends now. He needs to get his head back into the game and be the wall he knows he can and should be. And it all starts with this. It starts with saving you from yourself.

After a bit more aimless wandering, Constantine makes it back to the hall where his room is. After the first attack on Chaldea by Lev Lainur and the rest of the Demon God Pillars, Chaldea’s staff was cut down by a considerable amount, leaving hundreds of dorm rooms open. Those rooms were later repurposed into servant dormitories after the events of Singularity F, and with Novum Chaldea being an almost exact replica of the original Chaldea, things are no different. He places the key into the slot, Room 342, and steps inside.

The interior, while still retaining the blank white walls this base loves, looks much more lively than most rooms. While that isn’t high of a bar to pass, it does show that person living in this room does care about how it looks and feels, not only for himself but for any potential guests. There a few replica paintings on the wall, a fellow with a keen eye will note that most of these painting are of the classicalism variety with a few renaissance paintings in the mix.

The furniture is well ordered and neat, a prime example of uniformity. The furniture is evenly spaced depending on their purpose (eg. the front legs of the chair to his desk are exactly four inches away from the wall) the measurements of which he can recall on a dime. Only one type of wood is used in this room—mahogany—and any deviations are gifts from his friends, an example would be the small carving of Nero that Caligula gave him that is made of rosewood. Their general style all look to be quite similar to one another, to an onlooker they might say that the style looks like something they’d find in their great-grandparent’s house. Actual designs carved into the wood as opposed to simply sanding a stick and lacquering it then calling it a night. On the fabric side of things, many of the same descriptions apply. Even spacing, a rather strict color palette and patterns; this, that and the third.

All in all, the room feels natural in the sense that it is a decorated room with thought put into by human being but… Well, it doesn’t feel like someone lives there. It’s too clean, it’s too evenly spaced, it’s too uniform, it’s too… Museum-like. Yes, that’s the best description for it.

It feels like one of those mock-up historical rooms you’d find in your local museum, showcasing how people long before you lived in their homes. It gives a nice window into that given period of time, but it’s not really accurate, is it? Sure, the furniture is time period accurate and the structure of the room may be as well, but that can only take one so far. It’s put together in a way that imitates human life, but it lacks any humanity in it at all. There’s no scratches on the wood where a pet could have been or indication that a person may have bumped into it with their shoes. The rug doesn’t have have any missing threads or mysterious stains from a drink that was spilled a month ago that never quite came out, no stretch in a single direction; hell, that crimson rug hasn’t even moved from it’s position since it was placed there. Don’t even get me started on the knickknacks and tchotchkes on the shelves. They may be the only indication that a given person would have to discern that this a person’s actual room, but they’re not quite normal either.

Each and every knick and knack is contained in a clear box. If asked the reason why, Constantine would reason that it’s to protect them from weathering or decay. Odd, considering that some of the objects in question aren’t exactly known for decaying at all. Not a single speck of dust on the shelf or containers, inside and out. These tchotchkes barely ever move from their spots, forever constrained to their defined position on that plank of mahogany wood. Movement occurs when: dust is being wiped off, a new knickknack joins the shelves, or a guest moves it themselves. No exceptions.

Room number 342 can be described in a single phrase: “Same as it ever was.” One could come back here after a decade and find that—shelves aside—the room is the same as it ever was. It doesn’t move. Nothing in it moves. Really, this room only ever changes when there’s people in it.

Constantine takes a seat at his desk. He slouches forward and rests his arms on the table, the fingers on his right gloved hand drumming against the wood in an even rhythm. Pencils click against each other in their little steel cylinder over by the stationery set for every beat. It’s a neat little addition to the still ambience of the room. A nice heartbeat other than his own, one sorely missed.

He wishes it could stay.

The man shakes his head and refocuses his bleary eyes. He has a job to do and he’ll do it even if it gets him killed. His thoughts pan from the comfortable void to the place in his head reserved for planning things of import. He knows that you have no reason to believe that he’d ever do something like this, but that’s no reason to be sloppy now.

The first step is acquiring the elixir. That’s easy part. You’ve been running around gathering materials for your servants ‘for when Anniversary comes’ —whatever that means— and today you went on rayshift to go with Billy and Saber Alter to Shinjuku. In less words, you’ve spent quite a bit of time out. In fact, you’re still out right now. Let’s see here…your curfew is 7:30 but the director has been known to give you extensions every time you ask, so you might stay out for longer today. But that’s not something he should count on. The current time is 5:20, so he definitively has 2 hours and 10 minutes to get the elixir today. Getting in isn’t an issue since a. everyone knows him to be quite responsible thus no one would question him going into your room since their first thought would be along the lines of “ah, he must have forgot something” and b. he still has your spare key. You forgetting to get it back from him was a blessing in disguise and Constantine is glad that he hasn’t seen you that much today to warrant a reason to give it back.

The second step is figuring how to get you to drink the elixir. You’ve already made your stance clear, so persuading you is not only not going to work, but is also going to tack suspicion onto him for future more secretive attempts. Let’s see…Knocking you unconscious is bad. Terrible, actually. It’s against his morals as a respectable, distinguished gentleman and more importantly, one of your closest friends. Plus, this plan also runs the risk of you choking or coughing it out reflexively if he botches it. Constantine winces and pinches the bridge of his nose, bile rising in his throat. Was that really the first method he thought of? Really? He has his head in the game just like he wanted, but isn’t that a bit too much? Ah, never mind. There’s no point in trying to pretend that his hands are clean or that he’s more of a just man than everybody else is, nor is there a point in dwelling on it.

The only option left, really, is to give the elixir to you under the pretense that it’s another drink. But to know what kind of drink to present it as, and how to present it to you, he’d need to look at the elixir and smell it first. Constantine turns his body to face the grandfather clock, it’s 5:53. He still has plenty of time.

Thus Constantine got up from his desk to acquire the Elixir of Immortality from the Second Archive in your room. While we wait, allow me to answer a question. Why is Constantine so fixed on getting it today? Can’t he just get it tomorrow? Or a day later? And that is true. He could, in fact, just the elixir tomorrow or a day later if he felt like it, but getting it now makes for a much better play in the long run.

Think about it. What if you were to ask for the spare key when you got back from Shinjuku? Then Constantine wouldn’t have a way to get into your room without you knowing. And don’t even think to ask if he could just ask you for the elixir, it’s an all around terrible idea from the word go. Okay, perhaps he could steal the key from you whilst you slept over in his room? There’s no way of knowing when you’ll be compelled to have another sleepover with him, and the more time spent waiting for the golden opportunity to come means the higher chance of you dying while he waits. And this is all without mentioning the very real possibility of you waking up as he steals the key. What could he possibly say to you when you wake up and see his hand on your waist searching for your keyring? Nothing. Because there is no acceptable explanation for such a thing ever. It has to be when you’re away, and surprise, surprise, you’re away right now. He still has the spare key and you’ll be guaranteed to be none the wiser, it’s the perfect opportunity. And he’s taken it.

Ah, and speak of the devil, Constantine has returned to his room. After rooting around in your Second Archive and rooting around some more in the box past the chocolate pellets, he had in his hand a rather ornate canteen. It depicts what appeared to him to be a phoenix above a field of lilies.

He unscrews the cap and smells the contents of the canteen. It smells like the tea he had with Oda Nobunaga and her retainer the other day just…it has a hint of iron in it. Like an aftertaste from the garlic bread you had a few hours ago. This gives him an idea. What if he were to pose this as some tea for you to drink? You aren’t really a fan of tea, but this wouldn’t be the first time that Constantine made you drink it. It’s good for you, he always said. In this instance, it’d be no different. The tea he will give you next is good for you. That is not a lie. Constantine is not lying to you, he’s just making sure you get your vitamins and whatnot. As he always does.

It shouldn’t be an issue to heat this up, so that’ll be easy enough. But how will he give it to you? What situation would be best to present this faux tea and how will he make sure you drink it? Putting it in a closed and opaque container is a no-go simply because you could save it for later and then the uncommon situation of you sharing your drink to help quench a friend’s thirst could occur, thus killing the plan. It has to be in a cup so you can’t ask to save it for later. It’d be best if he drank something with you to make things less suspicious; tea would work best considering the smell. It’d also help mask that small pinch of iron in it, too.

Sitting on a bench drinking tea with you probably isn’t a good idea since you’ll be more focused on the taste and how much you don’t like it, so Constantine will have to manufacture a situation to distract you himself. Let’s see…It’d probably be wise to cut down on the witnesses because—as unlikely it may be—there is a nonzero chance of someone spilling the elixir by accident. Better to be safe than sorry, after all. The ideal situation would be to do it during your morning checkers game with him, but that’s a day after tomorrow... No, it’s still possible. He could make an impromptu appearance at your door tomorrow morning, all he’d have to say is—if you even ask at all— is that he has something to do the day after in the morning. Easy. He’ll have his checkerboard and a tea set, and you’ll be none the wiser because this isn’t anything new. You’ll just groan and ask him why he must hurt you in this way, as usual.

With the situation out of the way, the only question that’s left is how he’ll differentiate the cups. He can’t just use mugs because he’s never done that before with you. That specific instance will stick out in your mind should you try and figure out how you took the elixir if it ever comes to that. So a tea set must be used. He could try and find a set with a damaged cup, pretend that he didn’t notice it before hand, and politely take that cup from you which leaves you with the undamaged cup containing the elixir. That’s all well and good, but what if he can’t find any damaged ceramics? He could damage a cup himself but… while C Rank strength doesn’t look like much compared to other servants, it’s still a lot compared to a normal human being. The amount of sheer precision required for him to damage a ceramic cup of all things, unfortunately, exceeds his skills as he is more accustomed to just destroying things. This should, at best, be a last resort as there are plenty of other ways to do this. There has to be.

What about…placing two differently colored napkins under the two cups? He could have a red napkin and you could have a blue one. Red is the color of Rome and the color Constantine is often seen wearing, so naturally you’d go and pick the blue one on your own. It’s a solid and much more reliable plan than trying to find a damaged cup or making a crack in one himself. But the question is, do they have red and blue…?

……………

Constantine’s eyes widen and he facepalms, groaning exhaustedly to himself. He doesn’t have to do any of this shit, he could literally tell you that one of the cups is his right off the bat. You don’t like tea enough to just grab one of the cups and start drinking, you’d hold out and hope that—by some microscopic margin—he’s just feeling REALLY thirsty that day and needs two separate cups of tea to quench his thirst. Which would never happen in a million years. Hell, he could even put the cup containing the elixir on your side of the table. What are you going to do, reach over to his side of the table and take his? Is that really a plausible thing to consider?

“WhAT If i JuST bROke ThE Cup? oR pLaCEd diFFerEnt ColORed NapKiNs???” God, that sounds so stupid. George always used to tell him that he had a nasty habit of overthinking things. He can already hear his old friend’s voice in his head. “After all, that’s what geniuses like you do, right, my lord? They plan things to the last detail.” A smile tugs at the corner of his lips, a familiar piercing sensation in his chest follows. He mutters under his breath to someone he knows can’t respond.

“…If only you were here. Maybe then I wouldn’t be struggling nearly as much as I am now…”

Constantine sighs and pats his face. He’ll only get sadder if he continues down this train of thought. Gotta get back into the game… The simplest solutions are often the most likely to be true, Occam’s Razor. This way of thinking can be applied to plans. The simplest plans are the most likely to succeed, Occam’s Razor. By disguising this elixir as tea and serving it to you as such is the perfect plan, with the only flaw being his impatience in the matter. He should wait until Saturday morning, right? No, because you could die tomorrow. Death is inherently random. Sure, one could see the signs and guess when death will come, but ultimately…not a single person will know when they die. That is something Constantine knows, perhaps, a bit too well.

The plan is set, now all that’s left is to rest. He has a long morning tomorrow and he has to make sure that everything’s right. A single slip up could clue you in on his plans and that would make the future much more difficult than it has to be for both of you.

The ideal and realistic scenario is that life continues as it is. You, him, and the rest Chaldea flying by the seat of their pants until the end of the journey. Close, parallel even, to death but never touching. The pain you’ll suffer will absolutely be immense, but at least you’ll be alive. That’s all that really matters, right?

The unideal and also realistic scenario is you receiving a fatal blow and finding yourself to be alive still. Maybe you’ll be decapitated. Maybe you’ll have a spear go through the side of your head. Regardless of what that fatal blow would look like, you’d live. You’d live to feel the excruciating pain, but you would live. You’d probably be so confused, scared even. You’d look through your Second Archive and find that canteen empty. You’d turn to him for answers and you know what Constantine would say? “I don’t know, but I’ll help you figure this out.” And you’d believe him. Because he’s your friend and he cares about you and he’d never betray your trust like this. Ever.

As for the nightmare scenario…Let’s not think about that.

Constantine slipped into his night clothes. A red cotton set of pjs that Vlad made him for Christmas last year, they’re as nice and warm as the day he received them. At first, he felt kind of guilty. He wasn’t one to wear much of anything while he slept since, no matter how high the thread count or how thin the fabric was, it always felt so heavy on him. That changed the night you came over to his room to sleep over. The fear of being indecent in front of his master was enough to overpower the new discomfort and he started making it a habit for future occasions.

He pulls up the blanket, climbs into his bed and tucks himself in. Sinking into the plush of the mattress soothes the aches that he, until now, didn’t know he had. Ugh, he needs to stop stressing so much. Servants don’t really change, he knows that, but Constantine still feels like his hairs are going to turn gray if he doesn’t learn how to relax.

He closes his eyes and thinks back to what happened today.

“…it is also unbefitting of an emperor of Rome to be this indecisive.”

Emperor Nero’s words, despite him not understanding what she was on about, really did help him get it together. He’ll have to thank her sometime… But first, a quiet affirmation. To his character and his goals as your servant and as your trusted friend.

“An emperor of Rome should not be indecisive, he should never hesitate protecting that which he cherishes most. That is who I was in life and I shall remain that way after death.”

He sighs, letting the guilt escape with the carbon dioxide from his lungs.

“I may have lost sight of what mattered most and allowed myself to grow soft, but no more. I will firmly take my place as Master’s protector, a wall between them and death. Should I fall…I at least know that Master will not go down with me. That is…the best outcome.”

He reaches over to the lamp on his nightstand and pulls the cord, darkness immediately blanketing his room after the click sounds. He turns over onto his side, and empties his mind, such is the quickest method to fall asleep. Tomorrow is going to be a very very long day.

A kitchen is traditionally a room in a building—most often a home—where food and drink are prepared. It is typically a place where creativity and ingenuity flourishes in a more delicious sense than one would believe based on the two adjectives I just used. The technical prowess required to prepare a meal varies depending on what the meal even is in the first place, but really, one doesn’t need all that much to prepare a passable meal given they have common sense.

The kind of food one would find in a given kitchen depends on the era and country, along with the tools used to create such things. In a place like Chaldea, a wide variety of foods and drinks with their associated cookware can be found in the many cupboards and pantries. Most people—the residents chefs being the most appreciative—enjoy this broad selection and are thankful for it. Constantine himself being one of them. …At least before today. The problem with so much food and so many drinks and so many different kinds of convenient cookware is navigating it and finding what is where. For the emperor who barely ever stepped into a kitchen during his first life, this would—in theory—stand to be an absolute nightmare.

The only people who could possibly know where everything is are Emiya, Boudica, Tamamo Cat, and maybe Barghest? But asking them for assistance isn’t feasible at the moment considering the time, so that’s out. For the most part, everyone’s asleep at this hour and you should be waking up at somewhere around 5:40 since it’s a weekday. That means Constantine has about…an hour to do this plus whatever leniency you provide trying to avoid your alarm. Plenty of time to brew tea and course correct if something goes wrong. It’s not the amount of time he wanted since by some awful misfortune he happened to wake up late today and was forced to rush to be presentable for you. But it’ll do. He’s worked under tighter time constraints before, after all.

The first step is finding the tea that he had with Oda Nobunaga. Her retainer stated that it was from ‘somewhere in Thailand’ so chances are good that the container’s label has words in Thai written on it. He checks a few cupboards on the ceiling and finds one with tea in it, after some digging he finds what he’s looking for and opens the tin to check the smell. It’s exactly as he remembered it, good. He grabs the empty kettle on the burners of one of the ovens, fills it with water, and places the tea bags in whilst the water slowly rises in temperature. He puts the canteen on a different burner to heat up as well.

The second step is to find a tea set. Easy since he’s not trying to look for any damaged sets anymore. He takes his time viewing the beautiful ceramics. Hmm…red is his color, but should he try something new? Blue always looks nice as it reminds him of the sea. But green is good, too… You know what? If it ain’t broke then don’t fix it. Red is always first choice AND first class! The set Constantine chose was mostly white with red peonies painted on. It’s nice, simple and exudes the kind of elegance befitting of the cup a legendary elixir would be drank from.

The third step is to put everything together. The kettle whistled and Constantine poured himself some tea into the cup on the left hand side of the tray. He then grabbed a pair of oven mitts and unscrewed the canteen to pour the elixir in the cup on the right hand side. As he did so, Constantine’s eyes widen in horror, the blood draining from his face. The elixir… is gray. A nice, unnatural, unappetizing, and metallic gray swirls into the tea cup. What. The. Fu

Step four: find food coloring. Constantine bolts from his place near the counter to find brown and yellow food coloring. Absolutely no one can catch him right now. There is no good way to explain giving someone a shiny gray liquid, especially not you. If he’s found out now, he’s toast. Difficult as it was, he did manage to grab a few used bottles in the spice cupboard. He took red, blue and green as well just in case he’d have to start getting creative.

He reaches the counter and haphazardly places down the tiny colored bottles. He drips some brown food coloring and stirs. It looks a glittering beige. He adds some more. It looks darker, but not quite brown. It also still has the glitter. He adds a lot more. It is now, in fact, brown but too dark for it to look like the tea in his cup. Constantine adds food coloring to his cup and the kettle. The shades are close but not exact, however adding more would only further complicate things and he really doesn’t have the time for this anyways. He does, after all, have to find edible glitter to match the shimmer of the dyed elixir and god knows where that is or if it even exists in the first place. For the amount of beatings he gave himself for overthinking this yesterday, things sure have gotten incredibly complex, wouldn’t you say?

If finding food coloring was akin to finding a buried treasure chest, then edible glitter was like finding an ancient tomb. Seriously, who thought to put it behind the condiments in the fucking refrigerator? The label doesn’t even tell you to do that, it’s ridiculous! Constantine rushed once more back to the counter and begins sprinkling glitter into both his cup and the kettle. Just for safe measure he adds some to yours too. It looks…alright. Not good, but not a terrible state of affairs either. It’s leagues better than the odd gray liquid from before. He just hopes you don’t notice the glitter too much.

All this means is that Constantine has to put more of an effort into distracting you during your game with him. In theory it should be easy considering how much you talk during the game and try to stall your way out of defeat. He could also hold his cup in one hand at an angle to keep you from seeing the color of the liquid in the cup, which honestly should be enough on its own. It’s an innocuous enough deviation from his usual behavior that it should go unnoticed by you since you aren’t exactly looking too hard at him at all times. Plus, there is also the fact that you aren’t one to ask for seconds when it comes to tea and you’d only ever do so if Constantine told you to. Luckily for you, he intends to spare you from that fate today. It’s the least he can do for what he’s going to put you through.

Constantine put the food coloring and glitter back in their respective places along with the oven mitts, then he wipes the table down of any stray drops of liquid. Setting up the tray and placing it on top of his checkers set, he takes it into his hands and walks out from the kitchen.

The walk to your room from the kitchen was much more difficult than it should’ve been as Constantine’s conscience had begun to flare up despite in spite of his vow from last night. It’s not really about the morality of the decision this time, though, rather the thing had taken the novel approach of presenting the potential consequences of his actions to him. Not the ones concerning what’s going to happen to you, of course. That already failed. No, this time the consequences being presented are specifically about what’s going to happen to him when you find out. His conscience takes the floor and desperately makes its case to the stubborn last emperor of Rome.

How is he going to live with himself after this? After you wisen up to his betrayal of your implicit and absolute trust—which he, frankly, doesn’t deserve—in him, how is Constantine going to live with the aftermath of you confronting him for it? That is assuming, of course, that you don’t end your contract with him on the spot from anger. Which would be justified considering the crime he just committed. If you spare him that fate, then he’d probably try to go about as normal but now with the added weight of that egregious sin and your disdain on his shoulders. The ends justify the means, right? No matter what happens between you and Constantine, he’ll be content with you simply being alive, right? Wrong. You’ve made yourself a firm spot in his heart, right next to the shades of the people he loved dearly. If you were to get up and walk away now… surely he’d feel hollow. He’d be clutching at your afterimage desperately hoping with each touch that it was the real thing. Is that really something he can stomach from now until the rest of his days?

Constantine felt his resolve being shaken by the argument presented by his conscience. He hadn’t much considered what might happen to him if you found out since he decided to focus more on perfecting the plan to the point where he wouldn’t even need to consider the aftermath. The thought of you essentially killing him on the spot made him shiver. He couldn’t really see you doing something so drastic, but he can’t exactly say that he’s seen you get truly angry either, so maybe his immediate death is in the realm of possibility after all. If that were to happen… then Constantine would at least hope that you call for him again. Servants do not usually retain their memories of previous summonings, so you’d get a clean slate with that version of him instead of… what he is now emotionally.

That does beg the question of how you’d treat that new Constantine. Would you give him the cold shoulder for fear of him betraying you again? Would you actively push him away when he inevitably gravitates towards you as he himself once had? That poor, poor soul would be left wondering why you’ve put this distance between the two of you, not knowing that ‘he’ had brought this on himself. That this is not his first time being here and

Constantine shakes his head free from the grasp of his conscience and begins walking faster to your room. He has to commit. He has to. Over half of the distance has been travelled, he just needs to make it through the final stretch. Constantine has already planned this whole thing through and should this checkers game end well, then he’ll have nothing to worry about. He just has to commit and all will be well. He just has to have faith in himself and in your bond with him.

…You wouldn’t do any of those awful things, would you? You’ve forgiven so many disgusting and wretched people here and you’ve made a good deal of them your friends. Surely, even after he’s committed such a grave sin against you… Surely you’d extend your forgiveness to him too. You care about him, he knows that. He’ll fess up about his worries—he’ll toss that ball to you and you’ll take it and your heart will bleed for him, just as it had for many others. He just needs to have faith.

Your eyelids crack open upon hearing the knock at the door. The sound was odd since you weren’t expecting anyone this morning and most people would’ve barged in already instead of politely knocking and waiting like a normal well adjusted person.

You force a jump out of bed, yell that you’ll be out in a minute, and quickly scramble to put on your gym clothes since they were both comfy and easy to put on. Let’s face it, style isn’t much of a concern when you’re practically wearing the same mystic codes all day everyday so choosing a simple tank-top and sweats isn’t too much of a crime to Chaldea’s fashion scene.

You open the door to find none other than Constantine XI standing in the hall, ornate ceramic set of cups and checkers set in hand. Upon what seemed to be a slight delay registering that you opened the door, Constantine greets you. He was dressed in his first ascension with the minor addition of his glasses. You had gone through a great amount of effort to find Constantine a pair of glasses similar to the ones he wore on White Day when you first met Micheal. It’s not quite the same, just a slightly thicker and completely black pair of Ray-Bans. It did suit him quite nicely, though, as it added an air of perspicaciousness to his distinguished and august air. Not that he needed it since he carries himself that way normally anyways.

Megane aside, another notable thing about Constantine this morning was his expression. You knew him to be a morning person, always enjoying watching the sunrise with a cup of black coffee and whatnot but… something was off. He was smiling. Not that it’s a crime to smile or anything but, well, the smile itself feels strange to look at. It’s like the corners of his lips are being held upwards as opposed to simply resting there naturally. Yet, it looks the same as it ever was. Ah, you’re probably looking too much into it. You did just wake up after all, so the little wheel hamsters haven’t quite finished their stretching yet hence your mental processing power being as subpar as it is.

You step aside and let him in, after he fully steps inside you awkwardly stick your arms out as if to silently ask if he needs help. He slides the checkerboard out from under the tray holding the ceramics and hands it off to you.

“Master, would you mind setting up the board? I haven’t seen you do so before and I’d like to make sure you know where the pieces go in case you find yourself needing to play checkers someday.”

“Ugh, don’t say that, Micheal. It might actually happen. And last thing I want is for it to be some kind of life or death situation—”

Constantine’s hand twitches.

“—and I’d have to somehow finesse a win. That’d be terrible!”

He shakes his head and sets the ceramics set down and you follow suit with the checkers set. Opening it up, you gently set the case down on the floor beside your feet and pull out the board itself along with the pieces. It was nothing special, just your average eight by eight rosewood board with a slight red tint to it. You start the setup by placing the first white piece—also known as your piece—on row 3, column B. As soon as you do, a gloved hand gently taps the back of yours.

“All pieces, black or white, reside and move on the black spaces of the board, Master. So please move that one either to the left or to the right. And remember, four pieces per row, starting from three and down to one.”

“Ah, got it.”

You move that piece to the left and reach to grab another white piece only to see next to the pile… ugh.

“……”

You pause to stare at the thing in the ceramic cup for only a second before moving on and grabbing that white piece to place on the board. If you don’t draw attention to it, then you won’t have to drink it. Stall for the win and act natural. It’ll get cold and you won’t have to drink it.

“Master.”

You place the white piece down and reach to grab a few more to speed up the process, you know, for efficiency’s sake. And with that proactive mindset, you finish setting up the white pieces and swiftly move on to place the black pieces on his side. It starts on row three, right? Four pieces per row.

“Master.”

And wowza, would you look at that? The gameboard’s all set up, so now you can finally—

“Master.”

A velvet glove gently tilts your head to look up from the board to the gentleman addressing you. His expression was it’s own brand of terrifying with the overly sweet smile and the hard glint in his brown eyes. Had your life been an anime, there’d be a shadow over his eyes and a red tick mark on his head to further spell out: “I’m irritated but I’m being polite about it.”

You force a smile that you honestly think came out to be a grimace and respond in a faux singsong tone to match that same amiable and welcoming energy your emperor friend is giving off.

“Yes~?”

Constantine removes his hand from your chin and takes that hand to pick up his… lovely ceramic cup and takes a sip of the—ugh—liquid inside. He then responds.

“I know you hate it—”

“Hate is an understatement, but go on.”

“It really isn’t, but regardless. You need to drink tea, Master. It’s good for your health.”

“But it tastes awful! My taste buds are in the trenches just looking at the damn thing! How can that be healthy?”

The wretched concoction swirling in the beautiful red and white ceramic makes for a daunting display. It had the audacity to be the same shade as a delicious bar of dark chocolate with speckles of something shimmering within to give off the vibe of something far more beautiful than it actually is. The appearance of the tea was lovely, but the flavor is—no, MUST be on another level of foul. If it actually was good, then why did Constantine add glitter?! He’s clearly making it look better than it actually is to lure you into some false sense of security so that you’ll think that this time will be different. After all, what is beauty if not that which conceals the ugly truth?! You suppress the visceral shudder threatening to rattle your skeleton like a maraca, then add onto your previous statement with a barely concealed tinge of fear.

“And that shiny glitter you put in is NOT helping!”

The sadist in front of you chuckles and, in a move you just know is to demonstrate how perfectly safe and totally not gross the tea is, takes a long sip from his cup. He sets it down with a small smile on his lips, folding his arms and replies like a father reassuring his child.

“Master, it’s not nearly as bad you’re making it out to be. This is less bitter than the one I shared with you last time, in fact, I’d say it’s actually quite sweet this time around.”

Upon seeing that you’re wholly unconvinced with your raised eyebrows and all, Constantine’s gaze softens and he sighs.

“I had a feeling beforehand that you wouldn’t be swayed, and so I’ve decided to cut to the chase a bit instead of wasting time trying to placate your fears. I hope you’ll forgive me for my next statement.”

“……?”

“Master, if you don’t drink at least that cup of tea… then I’ll gladly tell Sir Percival that you skipped out on dinner last night in favor of gallivanting around Shinjuku.”

You can feel the blood draining from your face upon hearing the blatant blackmail from the mouth of your trusted compatriot. You didn’t even know he could do that, let alone with such a soft look in his eyes! It’s like he’s the one being threatened with having to eat an inordinate amount of food here.

The little hamsters seem to have gotten on their wheels, albeit sluggishly so and your thoughts flicker to your most recent expedition with every click of a rotation. It isn’t actually that crazy to believe that Constantine would pull a move like this, is it? The Constantine from the Reinstatement Realm had one hell of a glare when you came face to face with him for the first time at the battle of Sirmium. That kind of frigid look doesn’t come from just being a good actor and you’d know since you’ve looked evil in the eye so many times before. No, that glare had killing intent in the truest sense. You’re sure that if he had the chance, that Constantine would have cut you in half without even blinking twice. So really…

“Master? Did I… Is something wrong?”

No. That Constantine is different from the one sitting before you. The concerned look in his gaze and the slight pinch in his brows brought you out of that train of thought real quick. This is normal Proper Human History Constantine XI, not one with a botched summoning and a Holy Grail. He’d never look at you, or anyone with that level of cold blooded killing intent. Sure, has he done some terrible things when he was alive? Yeah, probably. But so did everyone else at the time. Being nice didn’t get anyone anywhere back in those days and the world would stay that way for a long time after his death. Even with that, you know that your friend here is a good man at heart. And, despite all the whining you’re doing, you know this isn’t that deep anyways. Which is why you sigh and rest your forehead on the palm of your hand, a small smile on your face.

“Nope, I was just a bit shocked that I heard actual blackmail coming from you. But then I realized that that’s just like you, Micheal.”

You see Constantine’s eyes widen and his smile fades quickly, his shoulders visibly tensing. Ah…that probably wasn’t the best way of phrasing that, huh? You quickly wave your hands around in a panic as you add some much needed clarification.

“Ah! That came out wrong. I don’t mean it like you’re some kind of bad person or anything! It’s just, you’re the type of person who would do anything to achieve your goals, right? Wait, shit that sounds even worse. Let me rephrase that.”

You move your head to rest on the back of your hand, your chin putting a decent amount of pressure on your wrist. You turned your gaze to Constantine. The tension on him hadn’t let up one bit. The best way it can be described is like you finding your dog with something it shouldn’t have in its mouth. Something like that. Which is a bit funny since being blackmailed is on the lower low end of things your servants have done to you in the past.

Ah, he’s too kindhearted feeling guilty over this.

“You do a lot to take care of me even when I push against you and complain and stuff. And… well, I’m pretty glad. Thanks, Constantine.”

You see the man visibly relax in front of you, his shoulders drooping back into a normal position. You’re glad that you managed to clear things up relatively quickly as you know that Constantine is prone to beating himself up about things, and while cute, the resulting look doesn’t suit him at all. He deserves to be happy, like everyone else here does.

Constantine nods and replies.

“It’s nothing. Master. I’m only doing my due diligence for your sake. It’s just what servants do.”

“Whatever you say, buddy.”

You look over to the—ugh—cup of tea. It still has a bit of steam flowing from it, so it’s neither too hot nor too cold looking. You force your hand to move and grasp the thin ceramic handle of the white teacup. It’s only then that you notice the rather lovely red peonies painted on the side of the cup. They look wonderful.

Hoo… The pain is temporary. The. pain. is. temporary! You’ve eaten Fuuma’s manjyu before and nothing has ever come close to being as bad since. You can do this! You can fucking do this! This tea ain’t nothin’ to you, man. Just don’t smell it and don’t focus on the taste, just swallow. It’ll be over in seconds. Come on. Take the cup—yes like that—and now drink. Chug it like those people at sportsball games chug when they’re on the Jumbotron! Come on! You’ve GOT this!!!

After your moment of self hype, you part your lips and let the wretched thing pass into your mouth.

The very second the liquid touched your tongue, you retched and coughed.

…There are no words in any language; past, present, or future that can describe what this tea tasted like in that moment. There isn’t a way to put this so that another human being can picture it in their mind. The only way you could get even a little bit in range of the truth, ironically, is using those vague insults people throw all willy nilly at things they don’t like.

It’s like how you think battery acid tastes. It’s like how you think sewage tastes. It’s like how you think that gross dirty dishwater in the sink tastes after you get done pouring the spoiled milk in the drain. That fugly liquid you poured all the drinks you could in when you were a kid to make some kind of utterly reprehensible elixir just because you could. It’s on that level of revolting.

You’ve never drank any of that stuff before and it’s highly likely you never will, but the idea is there. It’s in the outer orbit of what the tea actually tastes like. Close enough to suffice, but too far to be a satisfactory description for anyone that isn’t you. This is the best approximation that your mind can come up with.

Now, you’re not quite sure when it happened since the flavor of whatever this is struck you harder than one of Muhammed Ali’s Sunday punches, but Constantine was now at your side. He was holding the tea cup in his hands. The way he held it was like how someone would hold an ailing baby bird in their hands. Both hands securely cupping the object to ensure that it will not fall out of his grasp. You’re sure that you must’ve let go of the cup while you were coughing a lung out your esophagus and that Constantine must’ve jumped out of his seat to prevent the tea from spilling onto your legs and scalding your skin.

How kind of him.

When the dreadful flavor had finally taken its leave, you were left with a surprisingly subdued aftertaste. You reason it to be because of the original being so utterly jarring to your palate that the remains pale in comparison. Thanks to that, you can now put actual words instead of vague phrases to describe the aftertaste, though admittedly you’d still need a phrase for it as it’s just that horrendous.

It tastes of iron. Not too much like blood or anything, but kinda like when you hold a brass thing in your hand for a while and you put it down and you’re left with that funny smell after. It’s that kind of metallic vibe that now resides on your tongue. It’s weird but…not that bad? You’d put the aftertaste a ways down from Fuuma’s manjyu but the initial taste is leagues above that—hell, you’d even say that it’s playing a completely different sport than the manjyu. You didn’t even know that was possible.

The only props you could give the ‘tea’ is that it certainly, definitely, and absolutely woke you up. Gone was the morning haze from waking up at five forty-something on a Friday and now the hamsters were running a steady pace on their wheels, allowing you to be more present in the world than you were before.

Looking at your friend in order to address the elephant in the room, you found something about him that you didn’t pick up on earlier.

His hair is messy today. It’s not…bad. Not at all! It looks amazing by bedhead standards, actually. It’s just that you know Constantine to be a stickler when it comes to how he presents himself to others. You theorize it to be because of the pressure he’s under as, not only a Roman emperor, but the last Roman emperor. He needs to look his best as he carries both a prestigious title and a shameful (in his opinion) one. Honestly, it’s probably why he mostly hangs out in his first ascension instead of his second and third ones since it’s probably much easier to meet that self-imposed standard in a suit as opposed to a full set of armor. The point of all this is that his clean up game is immaculate and that’s just his bear minimum standard, so seeing his hair look messy like this is odd. Really, REALLY odd.

Something might be wrong here.

“Hey… Hey, Micheal. Are you okay?”

“…!”

You could’ve sworn that you saw him flinch at the question, but it happened so fast that maybe it was just a breath instead. Regardless, he nods and, with a pensive look, he responds.

“All’s well with me, but I should be asking you that question, Master. You looked like you were going to throw up. I… I thought this one might’ve… been better for you.”

“I’m alright, it’s just… I don’t—haha… I don’t know how to put it into words how bad this is! But that’s fine. If I can eat Fuuma’s and Gawain’s cooking, then I can eat anything! Just…just give me a second...”

Constantine glances away from you for a moment before returning his gaze to you. While it seems he’s looking you in the eye, you feel as though that isn’t quite the case.

“…You don’t have to finish that. I can… I can put that away and get you something else, if that’s alright with you.”

You shake your head. Constantine had been trying for months to find a tea that you actually liked with little success and you begrudgingly did finish at least one cup from each of them. You weren’t about to break that record, especially not with your friend looking like a kicked puppy. He already puts in the work to keep you alive, man! You can’t do this to him now.

Hoooooh… Come on, come on! Self hype! The pain is temporary. The pain is temp-o-rary! Are you gonna let this dinky cup of tea best you, the last master of humanity? Hell no. This shit ain’t nothing to you, man! You’ve faced worse, and you’re probably going to face worse than this in the future. You’re gonna finish this cup and you’re gonna be a bit healthier than before. Like, it’ll add a day to your lifespan or something, maybe a few more vitamins to your blood. That’s reason enough to pursue this venture. Now, drink that tea!

“Whew… cheers!”

With a smile, you preformed your best Giorno impression and down the tea. You chugged that shit like you had a tree replacing your tooth. And you could feel your taste buds screaming in agony as you did so, calling your gag reflex as reinforcement in vain to try and put an end to this madness. But you held on! Like a champion of the people, you held on splendidly!

Honestly, the sudden onset of nausea would’ve ganked you had you not already experienced something similar in the past. But that doesn’t matter. What matters is that you drank this awful, awful cup and you lived to tell the tale. That’s the important part here.

You nearly slammed the cup down only to stop yourself as soon as you recalled that this was, in fact, a ceramic tea cup and not a beer mug. You force a smile and look to the side where Constantine is—er, was standing. He seems to have sat back down while you were making your bold play. You slowly turn to look at him with that forced smile and, in an obviously fake cheery voice, break the silence.

“That was…awesome. Now. Let’s play some checkers! Wooo…”

Constantine’s eyes widened for a split second before he shook his head with a tiny smile, a small chuckle leaving his lips.

“Your ability to stay enthused even in dire straits like these amazes me sometimes—“

“Sometimes? Only sometimes?”

“But nevertheless, let’s get to it. I hope you’ve been reading up on some good openings, Master.

“Pssh. I don’t need to study for this. My intuition is more than enough to beat you.”

“Hehe, spoken like a true loser. We’ll see if your ‘intuition’ will carry you to victory this time around.”

You rest your elbows on the table and slouch forward in your chair, this is a serious competitive affair, after all.

“………”

“………”

“Master.”

“Yeah?”

“White always goes first.”

“Oh, oh right. My bad.”

You take a look at the board. There isn’t really that much you can do in a first move, so it doesn’t really matter which piece you move where this turn because, unlike in chess, all the pieces are the same and they move the same. So this one’s just a freebie.

You move your first piece from C3 to B4 and Constantine moves his black piece from D6 to C5, making that piece diagonal from the one you just moved.

You reach to grab your piece on G3 only to have Constantine gently tap the back of your hand. You look to him and he smiles knowingly.

“Master, aren’t you forgetting something?”

You look to the board to see what you could’ve possibly missed this early in the game, and then it hits you. Ugh. You groan and rolled your eyes.

“Do we really have to play with forced capture? It makes things harder than it needs to be.”

Constantine chuckles and takes a sip of his tea, he sets the cup down on the little ceramic plate before responding with amusement very clearly coloring his tone.

“Well, that is the point, isn’t it? Forced captured makes you think, Master. It pushes you to evaluate your current options and plan far ahead into the future. Those are skills anyone should have, not just generals and tacticians. In essence…”

Constantine holds his hand out and waves it in a circular motion. Obviously, he wants you to finish the sentence.

“It’s a teaching moment.”

“Yes. Learning how to properly evaluate your available choices and plan ahead will help you in long run, Master. Simply playing checkers is one step towards that goal.”

“Fine, fine.”

You move your white piece from B4 to D6 and take his piece. Constantine responds by moving his black piece from E7 to C5 and takes your white piece. Just as expected.

Now that you’re no longer in a position to take one of his pieces, you again reach for your piece on G3 and move it to F4. Constantine not a second after moves his piece from F6 to E5.

You begrudgingly move your piece from F4 to D6 and take his piece, which then prompts Constantine to take yours by moving one of his pieces from C7 to E5.

You move a piece and then he moves his which puts his piece in peril of being taken by yours which you have to follow through on thanks to playing with forced capture. This is, essentially, what the early game looks like in checkers. …At least from your perspective as an amateur. Things only really get interesting when most of the pieces on both sides have disappeared from the board. That makes sense since you’ll have more spaces to move with less pieces clogging the board. But that also means having to carefully plan the next turn or you’ll be down five pieces before you can blink.

The game forces you to do more with less and golly gee, who could possibly be better at getting a lot out of what little he has? …Honestly, it’s like this game was made for him.

You move your piece from B2 to C3 and Constantine moves his piece from E5 to F4, this sets his piece up for capture.

You roll your eyes and take his piece: E3 to G5 and he moves in to take that piece: H6 to F4.

On the board right now, there can clearly be seen a grand total of nine pieces for both sides. This is where the latter half of the game begins as enough pieces have been removed from the first two rows to allow for placements to actually matter.

In a move to to keep one of your pieces from being taken this turn, you move your piece from F2 to G3 which keeps it safe thanks to the piece behind it on H2. Pieces can only be taken if there are 3 available diagonal spaces to move, after all.

Constantine raises his eyebrows and takes a moment to think. This usually isn’t a good sign for you as what follows is more likely than not a devastating blow. Looking at the board again, you can’t quite find a set up for him to take more than one piece this turn. But then again, you aren’t exactly good at checkers are you?

He exhales through his nose, smiles and moves his piece from… G7 to F6? What is he planning?

Thanks to his move on the sixth turn, his piece on F4 is open to being captured, which means the only move you can make is moving your piece on G3 to jump over his on F4 and stick the landing on E5. Which is what you begrudgingly do and fold your hands on the table after you put his taken piece on your side of the table with the others. You await the coming devastation cooly like a… like a—an ice cube. Because those are cool. Yeah. You wait like an ice cube. Awesome simile, buddy.

Constantine’s smile widens. In any other context, his smile would be seen as very sweet. It would be the kind of smile that you’d quickly whip your phone out to take a candid to look at later when you’re feeling kinda down. It’s a tender, tender smile born from what you believe to be from actual genuine joy. Yes, in any other context aside from tabletop games. In here, that smile can only mean one thing and one thing only.

You are so dead.

“Master.”

“Y-Yes?”

“You’re forgetting something.”

“…?”

You look to the board. You had already taken his piece on F4, so what else is there to do?

Upon seeing your confused expression, Constantine chuckles and points his finger at his piece on F6.

“Look. You can jump one more time.”

Your eyes widen and you’re pretty sure that your jaw just hit the floor. You hesitantly reach for your piece on E3 and place it on G7 before taking his piece on F6. Until now, you hadn’t ever taken more than one of Constantine’s pieces in a turn and you had been the witness to and victim of getting combo’d many a time. So being able to pull this off was a pretty huge step to being at least okay in checkers.

After glancing up at Constantine to make sure that he wasn’t planning an early April Fools’ joke to which he nodded, you pumped your fists in the air. You made sure to keep your celebratory vocalizations on the down low due it being 6:00am on a Friday which left you whisper yelling like a person who found out that their favorite sportsball team won the world championship. You even threw a few air punches to further punctuate how hype this moment was.

Constantine on the other side of the table was holding back a laugh for similar reasons. Watching you celebrate this hard over something this small was pretty funny in all honesty, especially with what he has planned in a few turns. But you don’t need to know that right now. Your radiant smile is far too priceless to ruin and if he could…

He’d look at it for a long time.

After your small celebration concluded, you sat back down and awaited Constantine’s next move. There’s nothing to be worried about, surely, as you had foiled whatever scheme he had cooked up with your absolutely brilliant play on the field—

Black: F8 to H6.

Fuck.

Ah, but there’s no need to fear! You have eight pieces and Constantine has seven. You’re clearly winning here, so all you need to do is not lose any more of your pieces and you’ll have it in the bag. Easy peasy, right?

…Right?

Oh, if only things were that easy. The game lasts another forty turns ending with your demise at the hands of three of his kings. In typical Constantine fashion, he had baited you into taking more of his pieces without repercussion before turning the game around and making you pay for it dearly. Why were you even surprised? This is literally his modus operandi.

You rested your forehead on the backs of your hands and sulked whilst Constantine was putting the pieces away. Then you groaned and stated the words that burned oh so deeply within your crumbling heart.

“…I hate you so much.”

If you weren’t looking down, then you’d have noticed the man roll his eyes playfully before he patted you on the shoulder.

“I’m not sure what is was you were expecting, but it certainly threw a wrench in your game. Which is why you shouldn’t focus too hard on planning based on hardline expectations. You should consider what lies outside of them and have a backup plan for when things change.”

“…”

“The battlefield is not some static series of predetermined moves, but rather a flowing and ever changing thing.”

Constantine sighs, he knows the depth of his next words better than most.

“The help you placed all of your hopes on and sacrificed much to gain… may not ever come. So it’s important to plan for all sorts of misfortunes along the way so that you won’t end up in a hopeless situation like that, alright, Master? I… That’s not something you should ever have to go through.”

He had so much more he wanted to tell you in that moment. He wanted you to stop being so reckless and running headfirst into danger. He wanted you to learn that pacing yourself isn’t a bad thing and that it will benefit you in the long run. He wanted you to know that you’re the luckiest human alive and that someday that luck will run out and that you will be paying a heavy price if you don’t prepare for that day to come. He wanted you to know that you can’t depend on your own servants as much as you think you can and that there will come a time when you are well and truly alone and that there will be no one coming for you. And that only scratches the surface of the mountain of life experiences and advice Constantine has to his name.

But alas, telling you all that is a lecture and he knows how much you hate those. He doesn’t really blame you since he felt the same when he was your age, always creeping towards the exit every time his mom and his brother scolded him for getting into trouble with George. As much as he hated listening to them talk on and on nonstop, he wouldn’t mind sitting through one these days…

Constantine watches you lift your head and rest your cheek on the back of your hand. You were still sulking at your defeat but you weren’t taking it hard enough so as to not listen to him. He knew that you were mainly making a joke but also using that sad look in your eyes to garner pity so that he’ll spare you the next game.

Like he’d do that in a million years.

You nod and respond to his advice.

“I know, I know. But what’s the point in learning all of this when everyone else already has it all planned anyways? Every time something changes, Da Vinci and Hol— Da Vinci already has the solution and if not her, then someone else does. What’s the point in learning to play smart when you’re surrounded by geniuses who have it down more than you ever will?”

Because they’re incompetent and that incompetence will force you to have to step up to save yourself on your own someday when that situation shouldn’t even be possible in the first place.

“That is true, you are surrounded by the smartest people who have ever lived but that is no excuse to let your brain rot. Becoming pliant like this will allow your enemy the opportunity to separate you from your lifeline and simply watch you helplessly flounder to your death without having to do much of anything. It’s a weakness, Master, and it is never a good thing to allow a weakness unto yourself.”

“…Touché. I just feel like I’ll never really get there, y’know? If I’m doing this badly at checkers, then I really don’t want to know how I’ll be doing in that type of situation. I mean, I haven’t improved at all since we started playing!”

“Now now, you’re not that bad at checkers and you have improved quite a bit since then. And this…”

Constantine reaches over to the case that stores the board and pulls out two black pieces and holds them in front of you.

“This is proof of that. You aren’t good at the game, that is the truth but saying that you haven’t improved is false. You have improved; you just need more practice.”

“But practice takes time and I do not have any of that these days. Lostbelts, farming, singularity busting—I’ll never get on your level, not in a kajillion years!”

Constantine tugs a smile onto his lips as he shuts the case.

“Don’t worry, Master. You have all the time in the world, so there’s no need to rush. I certainly don’t mind waiting in between games. Haha… It’ll just give me more time to find ways to educate you.”

Constantine rises from his seat and places the tray with the tea set on top of the wooden case. He looks over to you and adds, cheerfully:

“Now, enough of that. I think it’s time we both ate breakfast. Strategizing takes a lot more out of a person than people think, so it’s important to keep yourself well. The cafeteria will be open by the time we get there so we won’t have to wait too long.”

You follow suit and get up from your chair too, walking with Constantine to the door.

“You said it! I definitely need something to wash that iron-y taste out of my mouth from the tea you gave me.”

Constantine blinked in astonishment a few times and mumbled something you couldn’t quite catch.

“Eh? Did you say something, Micheal?”

“No. I just thought it tasted more… like a pomegranate than anything.”

“What?! Dude, if that’s what a pomegranate tastes like to you then maybe you should cut back on the black coffee to let your tastebuds breathe.”

Constantine laughs and shakes his head.

“The point of coffee is to wake you up. Therefore, the kind of coffee that stays true to that purpose the most is black. Adding any sugar or cream would only put me to sleep.”

“…You can’t be serious.”

“I am. More than I ever have been, actually.”

You close the door behind you and lock it before turning to look at your friend, wholly unconvinced. He looks back with that stupid endearing smile of his. You sigh and let it go, walking side by side with him away from the door and in the direction of the cafeteria.

In your mind, today so far was an interesting experience. You drank tea that tasted far worse than anything you have ever consumed in your life and you managed to pull off one of those cool moves Constantine always pulls on you in checkers. You were getting better at the game and today’s match assuaged your doubts and made you dread less about the next one on Saturday next week. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Constantine, on the other hand felt that today was a resounding success. His plan went through with barely a hitch thanks to his quick thinking and you were left none the wiser in the end. Now you’ll never have to worry about dying. Now it’s a certainty that you’ll live to see not only the end of this long long journey, but the fruits of your labor too and far far beyond that. You’ll be fine and Constantine will stand by you for as long as you’ll have him, even if that means for the rest of eternity.

No matter how much you’ll change, you’ll still be his master. The most you you that exists, existed and will ever exist is the present you. So there’s no need to worry about ‘missing’ the old you when you’re fundamentally yourself at all times in the present. And it’s not a bad thing, losing your current self to that hypothetical future you anyways. Not in this manner. It just means that you’ll grow into a wiser and more mature individual as time goes on and you might even teach him a few things someday. You’ll be able to go more places and do more things without ever having to worry about not having enough time for it. Plus, the world is a big enough place that’ll change with you as time goes on, so he finds it a bit hard to believe that you’ll get bored easily.

And even if you did, then you’d only have to look to him and your long line of companions. Because Chaldea and its people are nothing if not entertaining. The numerous events and festivals you’ve participated in speak for themselves. So really…

Eternity isn’t that bad, at least not as bad everyone portrays it to be literature and movies.

Not when you have friends!

Endnote: By the numerals! I’ve actually done it! Man, this fic came out to be way longer than I expected it to be and it would’ve been even longer if I included the three unfinished deleted scenes. I think I did pretty well for this and I hope you think so too. I really felt like I needed to elaborate more and a list of headcanons honestly wouldn’t have done Constantine’s thoughts and struggles justice quite like a full on fic would. It’d be me explaining and telling you that he’s struggling and that’d be that as opposed to the better option of me cracking his noggin open and showing you what’s inside.

One of Constantine’s biggest flaws as a person is his extreme reluctance to talk to anyone that isn’t George Sphrantzes about his problems. The intrusive thoughts and his guilty conscience will be beating this poor man half to death forever while he desperately tries to hold them both at bay and mire himself in denial to cope with his problems. He doesn’t tell his master because he can’t appear weak to the person he’s protecting lest they see how fragile and soft he really is and they won’t trust him anymore. He can’t tell members of the general populous his problems because he has a reputation as not only an emperor, but a Roman emperor and the pressure of that title makes him feel like he has to conduct himself in a strict manner that befits that very prestigious title. And don’t even think about bringing in his predecessors. The only reason Nero got as far as she did was because a. she had the element of surprise, b. he was worn down mentally by his escapism tactics not working at all this time due to the gravity of what he just learned, and c. that she had him literally cornered. With these self imposed restrictions, it’s a wonder how Constantine can portray himself as a Mentally Okay™ individual to everyone else.

Now, being alone with his thoughts has a potential to—as we have seen here—create what is essentially a feedback loop. Since Constantine does not have and frankly refuses to have a confidant to bounce his ideas off of, he’s stuck unknowingly talking himself into a downward spiral where all of his fears are just right around the corner from becoming a reality. Now. It’s not usually this bad. Micheal’s escapism tactics usually work and he’ll just forget about whatever is bothering and everything’ll be hunky dory until he remembers it in the future. Not healthy at all, but that’s just how our guy rolls here.

On a more meta note, I hope the Wizard of Oz excerpts weren’t too cringe to read. I wanted to demonstrate just how much being told that the Elixir of Immortality exists in Chaldea has affected him. I tried looking for books that had something I could twist into something worse and yet relevant to the topic but I came up short most of the time which is why I finally settled on “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.”

Now, there are about 3 endings—outcomes might be the better word here—I can see for this fic. Ending A is where you find out about it, get rightfully angry and kill off Constantine immediately. Ending B is where you find out about it, you don’t get mad, and you forgive him. And secret Ending C is where you never ever figure it out and nothing happens. Let me know if you guys want a post with all that jazz.

By the way, I didn’t make up that checkers game in my head. I actually went and played a game with an expert difficulty computer and I recorded the game so I’d have something realistic to write at the end there. Man, checkers looks so much easier than it actually is, good grief.

Oh, and just as a little fun thing. Can anyone tell me where the David Byrne reference is in here? I seem to have lost it.

Alright… I think that’s all I have to say right now off the top of my head. I hope everyone enjoyed, don’t hesitate to ask questions or leave comments. Word spaghetti works just fine. And have a great day, everyone.

—Redline, over and out!

[fanaticalthings]

Jason only resorts to his emergency signal when he's 0.1 seconds away from death and only when he's 100% reaching raw desperation levels of survival

BUT he also uses it when he's faced with the most mild of inconveniences, so the batfam are always stressed when they get his panic signal because is he about to fucking die or was he just locked out of the family Netflix account?

And obviously they can't take ANY chances, so it's always a 50/50 on whether the night ends with the fam huddled in the medbay of the cave, or whether all of them are fully costumed, weapons sharpened and ready to throw hands in Jason's apartment and Jason's just casually lounging on his couch like "Oh hey guys, I'm out of flour, can one of you run to get some?" with the most annoying shit-eating grin you've ever seen.

[coralinnii]

❋ You said what now? ❋

↳ He accidentally found out your feelings

feat: Ruggie ⭑ Chenya ⭑ Lilia ⭑ Epel

genre: fluff (uhh for the most part), humour,

note: no pronouns used with the reader, no explicit spoilers for book 7 in Lilia’s section, reader is referred as human in Lilia’s section, reader is implied to be a first year in Epel’s section, bad cat-related wording in Chenya’s section

Fun fact: while not obvious in the English translation, if you listen to Chenya’s Japanese voice lines, he likes to say “nya” at the end of his sentences.

Will I keep that fact in mind anytime Chenya pops up? Absolutely.

Also, I just started my college classes again last week (which is why I didn’t post last week). All of my classes are dense with text and quizzes so…I need to study real hard which will most likely eat up my time for writing. Good ol’ inconsistent me~

Although, I’m taking History and we focus a bit on the age of nobility and old kingdoms…so maybe some inspiration for my villain/ess!au series (or maybe not cuz history is weirder than one thinks…)

How it happened

Perhaps a little sneaky, Ruggie is someone reliable, resourceful, and fun to be around. You started to fall for him and even that sneaky side of his became endearing to you.

But bigger, financial priorities occupy the hyena beastman’s mind more than anything else. Unless he can make a madol from it or get a freebie, his interest in anything else is seemingly non-existent. It was rather easy to keep your feelings to yourself when the topic of love rarely, if ever, comes up.

So it came to a surprise to you when the shaggy-haired sophomore mentioned his coworkers at a part-time job he picked up in town.

He started ranting about how a duo at his workplace started an unlikely relationship a few days ago. According to him, the two were from two different worlds and didn’t appear to be either of their types.

“Doesn’t make any sense if you ask me” he mumbled, scratching his fluffy head by the sudden revelation at his job.

You nodded and hummed as he recounted his workday with you, but in all honesty, you didn’t share his confusion over the so-called sudden pairing. By the way Ruggie described the couple, it does sound like their personalities wouldn’t mesh well and would theoretically clash too much for anything to bloom between them.

But attraction follows no simple formula. No one can stop themselves from falling for someone. You yourself were an example.

“Love is never predictable, Ruggie.” you commented without thinking, perhaps too distracted by the cute love story of Ruggie’s coworkers or it could be that you’re drowning in the warm feelings from being so close to your crush that your mouth is running too comfortably on its own. “I mean, I never thought you were my type but I still ended up-“

You shut your mouth before you could finish but looking at the wide-eyed expression on Ruggie’s face, the effort was moot.

“You still ended up?”

…Shoot.

What happens now?

Colour him shocked. Ruggie never entertained the idea that you would like him, out of all people.

He could’ve pretended not to figure it out, or convince himself that it was a misunderstanding. But he knew when he saw your flustered embarrassment and your cute stuttering trying to come up with an excuse, there was no misunderstanding. You like him.

Ruggie has a good amount of ego and he wouldn’t downplay his boyish good looks (odds are it got him out of a few close calls), but in a school of celebrities, royalty, and guys with money coming out the wazoo? He knows when he’s outmatched.

To be honest, his brain froze for a moment at your slip up. He clutched his heart which stuttered out of beat, his ears and tail stood in attention like a meerkat. Jack was worried watching his upperclassman in such a daze while folding laundry, heck it even got Leona raising a brow over the uncharacteristic clocked out look on his shorter dormmate.

But, Ruggie is a workaholic hyena. Always planning his way to work up the ladder to earn some good madol. Even if he likes the idea of making a family of his own, romance wasn’t in his peripheral vision at the moment. Not while he’s working multiple jobs at once. He would honestly feel a little bad because he knows he’ll end up ignoring any poor soul stuck with him.

As bad as it is, he might at first think to pretend he heard nothing about your feelings. He couldn’t bring himself to make you go through that, to be in a relationship where work takes precedence over you.

But then he thought it wouldn’t be so bad…snuggling up to you during one of his rare free time. Maybe you’re the type to surprise him with lunch and he could rest on your lap while you brush his hair. Would you maybe rub his sore muscles after an arduous club training session? Having boyfriend privileges means no one can complain when he slides up to your side, keeping your attention to himself without having to share…

Screw it, he’ll figure something out. He’s a greedy hyena through and through

Shyeheehee! Better be ready for what you’re asking for. Once I’ve set my eyes on something, I’m not lettin’ it get away!

How it happened

This man is a literal magic trick, appearing and disappearing to revel in the shock of his unsuspecting audience. As elusive as he is, the times he does show up brings a shock of joy and excitement to you.

It seems that the purple-haired student has made it a habit to join the Heartslabyul’s unbirthday parties from time to time, enjoying the occasional chaos and keeping you company to your conflicted delight.

You didn’t know why but Chenya made it his mission to fluster you every chance he gets, with cheeky comments and sly touches as he leads you away from incoming mishaps such as a stray splash of paint or a flying slice of cake. You don’t know why but the cat-like menace has taken a shine to teasing you out of the blue. Sometimes he would suddenly whisper nonsensical riddles into your ear, or tap your shoulder to then poke your cheek as you turn. Small silly pranks that should annoy you but your body becomes filled with butterflies when he smiles that charming grin at you.

How maddening, you thought as you fell for another sneaky surprise from the impish beastman. Once again, Chenya appeared right behind you, smiling just over your shoulder which gave you and your friends a fright (for different reasons) to which he took pleasure in, judging from the mischievous grin on his lips.

Your shouting caught the attention of the other Heartslabyul students and recognizing the white jacket and castle emblem, their eyes boiled with competitive rage. An RSA student? On Night Raven territory?!

“Ah, looks like fun time is over. I’ll just show meowself out~” and like a mirage, Chenya’s figure disappeared as the NRC students failed to catch even a strand of his fur. Not even when he took a second longer to fade out just so he could teasingly tickle the tip of your nose with his fluffy striped tail.

The students kept on making a fuss, eager to teach the mischief maker a lesson for trespassing on rival territory. You sighed at the wasteful effort, assuming that Chenya would be smart enough to have left long ago.

“Why must my crush be such a frustrating person?” Angry hollers and Riddle’s commanding cease-and-desist orders overwhelmed your tired voice, and your soft words ended up softly carried off into the wind.

But your words caught the interest of a curious ear before it disappeared.

What happens now?

Curiouser and curiouser. He was not expecting such a confession. Though to be fair, he supposed you didn’t mean for anyone to hear it.

Chenya found joy being in your company. The shock in your bright eyes followed by your cute laugh sends a warm, giddy feeling in his heart that he just could not stop. He had a feeling he knew what these feelings could be but he was content with what he could get in the rare moments he can see you.

But now, when he realized what your cute reactions meant? That sends whole new exciting feelings within him. It’s fuzzy and warm as usual, but now also shocking and thrilling. The sneaky beastman is grinning for more than one reason now.

He won’t immediately confess back. Considering this wonderful predicament where you don’t know he knows of your affections, his playful nature compels him to milk the fun of this situation for all its worth.

If you thought his cheeky antics were bad enough, you haven’t seen his flirty side till now. Playful taps on the shoulders become sneaky grabs by the waist, and just when you think he’s gone, his signature grin would grace your vision as he fades into view, a little too close to your own face. Sometimes when he feels emboldened, Chenya would sweep you off your feet for a spontaneous walk along the sweet breeze.

When you’re finally at your wit’s end, when all his teasing and heart-fluttering gestures fills you to the point of combusting in flustered frustration, that’s when he’ll finally tell you his reciprocated feelings, perhaps while stealing a quick kiss when you least suspect it. All to see that terribly adorable look on your pretty face.

Every adventure requires a first step. I’m excited to see where we’ll go together from meow on~

How it happened

See, you thought he already knew. You swore he did. Why else would he tease you so much with his sweet compliments and flirty jokes? The mysterious senior spoke to you as though you were a naive child crushing on their older peer, which you supposed wasn’t entirely wrong.

The way he treated you with so much care and love that you wondered if he already suspected of your feelings and was being considerate to you. He listens to your rambles as though he has all the time in the world for you, compliments you on your achievements as though he’s genuinely proud of your hard work, and he jokes with you with that boyish charm of his. But the scarlet-eyed fae never pursued further with advances with you, which made you think that perhaps this was just who Lilia was, a strange but friendly man, unwilling to hurt your feelings. Were you grasping at straws and misconstruing his intentions?

With a heavy heart, you tried your best to give up your hopes but maintained a cordial bond with Lilia, not wanting to avoid the jovial fae so suddenly (well, without having to explain why anyways)

But one day, when you were walking with the smiling senior, he started talking about a souvenir shirt that Kalim had given him during their club meeting. It was a shirt patterned erratically with various colours and pictures of tiny bats littered about. It was an eccentric visual of fabric but it strangely fits the equally eccentric man.

“What are your thoughts? Would I not look absolutely adorable in this?” Lilia asked, holding the shirt in front in his uniform with a boyish smile, his fangs peeking out slightly. But you rolled your eyes as you sighed exasperated by this man’s antics.

“Don’t you think that’s unfair for you to ask me?” You looked at him with a pout, somewhat irritated at the mature fae you’re trying to get over. “Of course I’d said you would, considering how much I like you”

For a rare moment, Lilia turned wide-eyed at your words. “Pardon? Do you by chance… harbour feelings for me?”

Turns out, he didn’t know at all

What happens now?

Guess you can still surprise this old man. He had his suspicions but for all he knew that was how the youth were these days. He was fond of your shy expressions whenever he was around and he could hear the quickening of your heartbeat, but he didn’t want to assume. Perhaps you were just more on the skittish side.

In the centuries he lived, he saw love in many forms. In the recent centuries he lived, he got to experience some of those forms of love he’s seen, with the pain and joy that comes with it. To him, it couldn’t ask for more as he lives out the last few centuries he has left.

You however, were still vibrant like a freshly bloomed flower in its prime. Was that why he just couldn’t take his eyes off you? He couldn’t help but watch in admiration as you lived with almost enviable vigour. He felt pulled, entranced to be by your side for even just a moment, just to see that beautiful gleam of life (and love, he realized) in your eyes.

But Lilia felt a beat of guilt in his heart. Your life is so short in comparison to his own. You should be sharing your youth with someone as brilliant as yourself, not pining over an old soul like himself. Humans are fickle creatures but he supposed with such short lives, it’s best to be curious and experience all one can without regrets.

He would be honest with you, sharing his thoughts with you as though warning that your affections were better spent with someone that suited you better. It would be up to you to convince the stubborn fae that he was your choice, that you already decided he suited you just fine. All you’re asking from him is if he shared the same feelings as you did.

“I may have tried to get rid of my feelings before, but I’m choosing not to run away this time,” in your eyes, Lilia sees that same vibrant gleam that mesmerized him, almost breathing a new sense of life into him. “All I ask is if you feel the same way”

And he does. He’s lying to himself if he hasn't thought of a life with you where he could steal surprise kisses throughout the day, where he could bring you to soar through the night skies as he takes you to explore the world with him. He imagines a life of silliness but also a life of blissful content as he gazes at you like a beacon of light in his life, a new reason to live a bit longer.

Lilia feels ensnared by love once more, but the burning warmth in his soul is just too invigorating. He’s looking forward to this new chapter in his life, with you.

I do hope you’ve prepared yourself, my dear. Eternal love with a fae should not be taken lightly. But rest assured, I look forward to our new adventure

How it happened

You were Epel’s close friend and confidant, someone who he can share his achievements and woes with. Being so new to the college, the two of you depend on each other through thick or thin and along the way, you grew to see the lavender-haired freshman as more than just a companion.

He has a bit of a temper and is quick to the jump at times, but he was always there for you and even though he doesn’t always see eye-to-eye with them at times, he respects his seniors and takes their lessons to heart.

When he talks about how much he dislikes his height or his feminine features, you nodded along for his sake but you couldn’t tell him that you were actually in disagreement. You adore his fluffy locks that you occasionally got to touch with his permission and his light blue eyes felt like calming waves of the purest lake. Epel constantly swore to you that he’ll have his growth spurt and will even tower Leona in height, but you like how you could hold him close to you without issue.

You love all that he is, even if he’s not too keen on some parts himself

But you kept this all to yourself. You thought Epel had other priorities on his mind and you were scared that confessing would ruin the friendship you’d built with him. For now, you were content to be by his side for however long you can.

You were dead tired during a particularly harsh Flying class with Coach Vargas and you were barely conscious enough to keep your eyes open. It took everything you had to just nod along to whatever Epel was saying, something about some Savanaclaw students?

“Who they think they are, callin’ me cute like that? I outta rip off their yapper for underestimatin’ me.” You weren’t helping his point when you thought how cute his accent was as he grumbled about his day. You were falling in and out of consciousness but thought you should at least reply back to your friend…anything at all…

“I’m sorry…that happened…even though…I think…you’re really cute…”

You were already out cold to notice your friend frozen in place as you finished your drowsy comment, your head landing on his stiff shoulders.

What happens now?

ALDFIUAHLBWAIGLH

Congratulations, you broke your friend and you don’t even remember it. When you woke up, you couldn’t figure out why Epel was as bright red as his hometown’s apples. Epel couldn’t even bring it up without getting too tongue-tied, his accent sputtering out incomprehensible words.

The blue-eyed freshman was raking his brain for an explanation. You thought he was cute…really cute to be precise, but what does that mean? Did you like him? As in like-like him? Is it normal for non-countryside folk to just say something like that? But most students around here tend to mean it like an insult but you weren’t like them, you would never do that to him. So what did you mean by it??

Left without a choice, Epel thought about who he could ask about this, maybe one of his seniors. But he immediately reconsidered when he realized who his seniors were (Vil and Rook will never let this go and there’s no way Leona would entertain this conversation) and turned to the only adult he can trust, his meemaw.

In his letter, he asked his grandma what it means when someone you cherish calls you cute (not mentioning who) and after a few days of fidgeting and awkward encounters with very confused you, he finally got an answer from her.

“STOP SITTIN’ ON YOUR KEISTER TWIDDLIN’ ‘ER THUMBS! GO AND ASK, DAGNABBIT!”

And that’s how you were confronted by a flustered Epel about your cute comment one random school day. To be fair, you probably didn’t fare any better when you realized you let your thoughts slip out.

You may have confessed your attraction to him but Epel can still be the first to make the first move. Relationships and dating are all new to the petite freshman and honestly he felt a little weak in the knees, all the nerves wracking his body like his first broom ride. But the past few days, he couldn’t stop thinking about being with you, sweeping you off your feet, impressing you the only way he can, to have your eyes solely on him like he does when you’re around. Heck, he thought what it’d be like to grow old with you, holding you like no one else can as you spend day and night by each other’s side. All these thoughts and more is what spur him to take the next step.

I ain’t too great on love and romance, but I’ll work hard to show ya how much ya mean to me. I promise that!