#Fatass Bug

[rosefinnigen]

I’m not saying I have extremely fuckable thighs or anything but I am saying I have extremely fuckable thighs

[ibetittering]

Yay or nay to the cropped tweets for next time

(Part 16)

Also say happy birthday to my cat his name is Gur

[candlecanoe]

hold like burger please

[moonscape]

beginning to think minnie might be stupid

[nistipata]

Eoic ohrogodump

[hotpinkstars]

the moth/wasp/firefly that decided to fucking fly in my face while i was minding my own business watching tiktok and made me SCREAM "what the FUCK is that" while almost crying running out of my room shaking like nothing else and getting the biggest scolding from my parents bc its 12:30 in the morning, is hereby my biggest opp. i am NEVER going into my bedroom again until that bastard is DEAD

[trasho-pando2011]

if past me saw the characters I'm simping for now she would be so piiiiissed

[spuddragon]

Fatass cleaning himself

[housecow]

just saw a fatass bug fly into a wall and just thud to the ground. awesome

[alecsalamander]

me: oh boy i cannot wait to get a quiet night of restful sleep

my fatass cat who makes more noise than an entire community of stampeding animals: [tears through the house chasing a single bug only he can see]

[iamthekaijuking]

suaropods on earth are the absolute upper limit for land vertebrates, but is it because they have four legs? cause i was working on a scifi spec evo idea where the endoskeletal vertebrate-analogs have eight legs and it got me wondering if it means their sauropod equivalents can be even bigger in a similar earth like gravity

If it was just about leg numbers then land mammals wouldn’t be smaller than the biggest dinosaurs

In reality you need specific evolutionary pressures, circumstances, and unique and efficient anatomy to get big.

For sauropods it was entirely due to their internal anatomy. Sauropods are saurischian dinosaurs, which have hollow bones with internal scaffolding that likely made them stronger than if they were solid, as well as a very extensive respiratory system that included numerous air sacks, many of which ran through their bones. This ultimately allowed saurischian dinosaurs to massively cut back on volume and allow them to cool off easier and have more efficient respiration. There’s things we still don’t know about sauropod anatomy though such as how their circulatory systems combated their sheer verticality. Dinosaurs also have unidirectional respiratory systems, which is more efficient than mammalian two way airflow.

For modern baleen whales it has more to do with the aftermath of the last ice age and how it impacted the location of their food (keep in mind this explanation of the evolution of baleen whale size is based on my current understanding and might not be correct). Baleen whales actually used to be much smaller, around bus size. But during and after the last ice age the ocean currents changed and krill populations became concentrated around the poles. Because of this, baleen whales needed a way to eat as much as possible in one sitting and travel long distances efficiently. The easy solution was to get big, which became easier as their predators the macroraptorial sperm whales and Otodus megalodon gradually went extinct. A thing to note however, is that because they need more resources due to their size, the number of baleen whale species is lower than it was several million years ago. Also also, blue whales are getting bigger.

On earth, 200 tons is more or less the maximum size for animals, as the biggest whales, ichthyosaurs, and sauropods got around that size.

There’s more things to note though:

No, higher oxygen levels don’t make things bigger. Not even bugs. Modern arthropods are actually on average bigger than their Carboniferous counterparts, and the oxygen levels were way higher back then. And griffinflies, very active flying insects, lasted all the way into the Permian, when oxygen levels were lower than in modern day.

It’s important to consider what the bones of animals are made of as well as their structure. Different internal structures can handle stress better, and different materials can handle pressure differently.

Eight legs might be too many, as having more legs, while very stable, can be more energy costly. Two legs might not be able to support as much weight as four, but it is more efficient.

A very big thing animals have to fight with when it comes to size is something called the square cube law. Basically as something gets bigger its volume (insides) increase way faster than its outsides (surface area). If you had a 1 centimeter cube and doubled its size, the surface area would quadruple but the insides would increase eight times. But there are ways of combating this such as decreasing volume with things like air sacks or increasing surface area by being very wrinkly (that’s how human brains fit so many neurons!). And because things with a metabolism generate heat, big animals have to combat overheating because they have a lot of insides. That’s why elephants have such big vascularized ears and why their skin acts like a sponge to soak up water.

Also I have no idea how perucetus got so big, that glorious fatass

[throwmeabonepleaseandthankyou]

may i have some headcanons? S/O is a big big fan of "strange" animals, specifically bugs and fish, and enjoys going on hikes and swimming to find different species. how would the skeletons react? for ut papyrus, us bros, uf sans, sfp papyrus, fsr papyrus, and fsg papyrus, please! (can you tell i really like the papyri lmao)

if the above is too long of a prompt, how would the above skeletons react to an S/O who has bug terrariums?

I love bugs and have known to catch moths and spiders when my family is too scared of them(I've also caught and released mice but that's a story for another time). Also, the Papyri are the best, they're just so cute, no matter the AU 🤭.

Papyrus : Oh! So you want him to go bonkers! He can deal with fish(after all, he's best friend with one), he can deal with cats and dogs and everything else, but bugs? Why's it got to be bugs? You can gently push him into a weird-animal-loving perspective by showing him the pretty moths and playful lizards, but good luck getting him to hold a spider or a millipede.

Cobalt : Woah, those are so cool! Can he hold one? He seems interested at first... until he feels their little legs trailing up his bones. With all of those tiny feet speeding up his arm and latching onto him for balance, Blue is instantly disinterested. He'll love them from afar.

Honey : He likes taking you places to go find said animals, even if he naps in the car the whole time. Hey, Y/N, go place a bug on his chest. Cue the loud screeching followed by falling out of the car.

Red : Surprisingly, he's more into it than you, which is odd because usually he only acts like it even though he's scared of his shadow half of the time. He points out lizards that were too quick for your eye, camouflaged bugs hiding in trees, and the odd fish out in the water.

Rus : Lizards, insects, spiders?! You're almost perfect for him! Even though he's usually too lazy to pick his fatass up off his bed or the couch- if you tell him you're going hunting for little guys, he's on your heels. He wants to go, please? His hands grab your shirt everytime he notices you going near the door while holding a small container. Where are you going, s/o? He's wants to come too.

Pup + Coffee : Unless it has four legs and is fluffy, Pup wants nothing to do with it. I'm sorry, but he's not the best fit for this one, and neither is Coffee. Coffee is more willing to let your stickbug hang out on his finger, but Pup freaks out at the sight of a ladybug or a butterfly. For someone who's supposed to be your scary guard dog, Pup sure is a wuss.

As for the terrariums, almost all of them would be chill with them. Until you ask where Fluffy the tarantula went, the sound of a skeleton freaking out over your 8-legged friend being somewhere in the house. Whether the worry is for themselves or the spider, that's for you to figure out.

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

The biggest FATASS bug I have ever seen in my entire god damn life just flew over me while I was trying to go to bed and like it hit the wall and made a noise on impact. Like a soft thwack. This shit looked like a hamster jumping off a high place what do I do. How am I supposed to sleep.

[justlarkin]

I'm thinking..... Well I'm guessing Veles and Perun's relationship would be similiar to Jörmungandr and Thor. In where one of them sees the other as their worst enemy while the other sees the other as their favorite person. It's highly likely he keeps bugging Volos cause he knows it makes Veles angry, grabbing his attention. Now without Veles around, he has no reason to bug Volos anymore.

You're onto something here considering Perun was downright giddy when MC was calling him a fatass and insulting him, and that's the Veles equivalent of an assbeating, Jorm's favorite.

Poor Volos, caught in the crossfire of Perun's weird crush on his brother 😔👏

[poms-art]

Piktober Day 3: Bugs!!

This fatass is going to eat us all 😔

[elisiassideb1tch]

Omfg I hate bugs y'all. I'm sitting here, tryna chill, and this FATASS black mf'ing BUG was crawling on my shirt- and I didn't even notice until it was ON MY HAND. The way I literally SCREECHED oml - damn near heart attack 😭😭😭✋🏻