#Fat!Derek

[sterekchub]

Some Derek AU pics

The fat pirate finishing off barrels of rum and belching loud enough the seas bubble up.

Rich!spoiled Derek who spends all day at the golf course and the private lunch club… and keeps getting bitched out by caddy Stiles who warns him those golf carts aren’t made for quite a wide load.

Coach Derek who doesn’t follow his own diet advice…..

[chubby-derek-and-friends]

Deputy Stiles has been secretly keeping track of how many doughnuts Deputy Derek eats in a day, and subtly working on increasing that number. Meanwhile, Derek’s uniform pants will soon be qualifying as “parachute pants” if he doesn’t get Stiles to lay off the fried treats.

[dotssu3]

corporate millennial humor

[colethewolf]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Derek: Came to pick you guys up. You ready?

Scott: Let me check. STILES! Are you ready!? We're gonna be late.

Stiles: Almost ready, just need to pull up my briefs over my FAT ASS!

Derek: ...

Scott: Why do you have a hard-on?

[sterekchub]

I needed inspiration so I made a few AI images to try and get me to actually write something :) So I'm going to be posting some.....of the better results from me doing "fuck around and find out" with ai My small disclaimer: I think anyone who can should support actual artists. I've commissioned some amazing fat!Lydia, fat!Derek, and fat!Stiles from various artists on my blog I really encourage you to check out!! They're FAR better than what AI can do!

AU!. Derek inherits some sort of dessert company from his parents despite his general distain for any sort of sweets, and absolutely won't be eating processed, preservative heavy frozen and "thaw and eat" type foods. But at the encouraging of his very irritated new assistant (who was 100% hired by Peter), Derek decides he's going to at least try some of the food his company offers. And very quickly he get addicted. He quickly becomes the best cheerleader for the company- because he can't stop eating. Forget "snack size bites" he's having entire cakes for breakfast and for his miday snacks....Stiles can't keep up with his orders and has to replace his chair at least 3 times....

[cliveguy]

not necessarily 100% opposed to americans on taskmaster i just wish it wasn't one that had been in the good place/b99. also i think combining the kind of people that will watch it just for him and the kind of people that will watch it just for matthew baynton might create a chemical reaction that gives off toxic fumes. and i really don't want the delicate beautiful ecosystem of people writing gregalex porn on ao3 to be disturbed.

[buried-in-autumn-leaves]

Sometimes I think ab how Felicity is v short. Like 5'1 at her tallest. So Derek is taller than her after step 2 and it's like great for him because he's always been the shortest one. Also he loves picking her up.

[sterekchub]

Thanksgiving ideas.... As Alpha - Derek and Scott end up invited to a week worth of dinners. With the Mccalls, the Stilinskis, the charity benefit meal at the police station, the pack dinner.... Even Derek has to finally cave and accept he's going to need sweatpants after his jeans pop open during dinner #1 Scott and Stiles get stoned and eat the entire Thanksgiving feast that has been sitting in their fridge for the next da. Their punishment? Derek is going to feed them turkey and funnel them full of gravy until the couch is creaking under their weight...

[chronicowboy]

matt baynton and jason mantzoukas on newest season of taskmaster i have not stopped thinking about this cast line up for a second

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

my biggest dissonance is how robert de niro in once upon a time in america actually looks like young carlo (but more handsome than carlo) but noodles character is nothing like him like max is a certifed carlo core. he would do everything max did

[arlos-warm-drpepper]

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

[sterekchub]

An amazing Derek Hale sequence @topaz-gainz did for me! (And a soon to come Stiles sequence!)

Please check out and join their Patreon to show your support!!!!

The commission was based on a to-be-written fic idea….Derek is the overworked CEO of Hale Industries who is easily pushed into gluttony by an infuriating new competitor…(or maybe by a very persistent intern).

More to come on the idea but I’m obsessed with “more blubber than man” Derek and @topaz-gainz absolutely brought the idea to life!

[melioristicbeast]

Stiles had just finished eating a brownie—fuck you, Jackson, I am not getting fat!—and was licking chocolate off his fingers when the door opened. He barely had time to look up before he felt a hand at his shoulder and tilted his head up in time to accept the kiss Derek dropped on his lips. 

“Hey, sorry I kept you waiting. I was grading papers and lost track of time.” 

Derek had done this twice before as a greeting, and both times, it was because Kate was nearby. If he walked in and came over to Stiles, asking if he could sit down, Stiles knew he was having a good day and the bitch was nowhere to be seen. If he walked in and kissed him as a greeting, chaste as it was, it meant there was a Kate somewhere. 

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@isthatbloodonhisshirt's works single-handedly drew me back into this fandom after 10+ years - i binged their works in early december and I've been determined to draw scenes from some of my faves of their works since! This is a scene from Don’t Leave Me Behind When I’m Still Learning How to Run, an incredible take on 'please pretend you're my partner because my terrible ex is about to walk in the door of this coffee shop.'