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Hello! I’ve been following this mod for a little while now and I want to say!! How absolutely impressed and blown away how amazing it is!! The story and world building is so much fun! And the sprites and the amount of effort you put in each animation is phenomenal! The pokemon look so good and I adore how you made emmet and Ingo’s walk cycles different, and just the! Writing and seer amount of programming done is just! Amazing! Super bravo! You two so clearly but so much thought into (1/?)
First off, I'd just like to say thank you for taking the time to type out all your messages! It really means a lot whenever we get feedback like this!
Kade is brilliant on the world-building aspect of things and coming up with ideas... She sent me a whole google doc with a draft of their schedules a day after I managed to get Emmet in game. Really helped give this project a sense of direction!
I wasn't too confident regarding writing and pixel art at first, but having her take charge with scripts really helped me stay on track towards a higher state. After so many events, I feel like we have a good idea as to how to write their characters. Making Emmet's sprite first did make Ingo's a bit of a pain to draw (since he does not walk like that) but I'm glad I committed to the bit from day one.
I've been staying up late (I get too excited working on the mod...), but I'm making sure to sleep in to account for that! It'll be a while until we get around to releasing platonic versions of their routes (don't get me wrong, it's first on our patch priority- especially since so many people following this are aromantic! We just still have a long way to go regarding the base mod.), but I'm glad what we have is still enjoyable for now. Emmet's part of Ingo's 10 heart event is still one of my favorite things I've written. It wasn't in the original draft and was only added in during the coding phase, but everything is constantly evolving!
As for Chandelure and Ingo, they can understand each other, just not in the way the farmer can understand Pokemon. We actually discussed the logistics and capabilties together but I don't believe we've ever published it in a post. The farmer understands Pokemon as if they were recieving instant translations to English from the noises they "speak". Farmer has a bit of telepathy in a sense because sometimes, they're just making noises, but they can read their thoughts in words. (When writing Joltik, I don't actually have any text in my head... it's just babbles of "bah" and "wawwawawawawa" in my head. Baby noises.) Farmer also has an absurd ability to eavesdrop, so they can just tell if a Pokemon is thinking/saying anything.
Ingo and Chandelure have their souls bonded, but Ingo can't quite decipher what Chandelure's chimes mean exactly in words. He reads her through a mix of tone, how her flames burn, charades, and any visions she transmits into his mind through active effort. In the tunnel, she's just transmitting what she wants to say into the farmer's mind. Ingo can't pick up on that. When Chandelure communicates with Ingo, she has to will his perception, and it's only in images. If Ingo had the image of hand-holding with his crush flashed into his mind, he would just get flustered and eventually assume it's his imagination running wild again. He does get caught up in his ideas, so Chandelure can easilly gaslight him into believing it's his own train of thought rather than her fault.
In that same line of thinking, Chandelure could convince him that he's super down bad for the farmer with enough suggestions since she kind of wants to win a bet with Grandpa saying that they'll get married in three years. Ingo feels haunted about having a crush for a reason.
▷ Station Steward Thylak
#mail car connecting line#Farmer's a freak#You don't see it in the mod because of wizard magic but Joltik is just vocal stimming the entire time#I was just going wwawawawawwawawawawa the whole time when filling out their dialogue#They also just don't know their words and objects well because they're a baby#So the farmer gets them struggling to spell translated in their mind
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Thinking about that one Blaziken on that cooking show who refused to eat food shaped like Torchic
#we need to talk more about how good of parents blaziken are#so many farmers will give abandon eggs to blaziken because blaziken will raise them and see them as their own#my favorite instance of this was a Blaziken who was given quaxly eggs and freaked out when they went in the water#because Torchic cant swim well#but when she saw they were okay she would let them but watch them like a Hawk#it wss super cute and super funny#//based on a true story btw#blaziken#quill talks#pokepics#rotomblr#pokemon irl#pokeblogging#pokeblog#irl pokemon#pokemon#pokeblr#rotumblr#pkmn irl#pokemon roleplay#irl pkmn
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junimo sight
#stardew valley#stardew valley spoilers#sdv#sdv spoilers#grandpa#mister qi#mr. qi#…im still thinking abt these two#ive decided qi has a ton of silly nicknames for the farmer’s grandpa since. we dont know his actual name lol#like qi presumably knows his name but we dont. so he calls him stuff like ‘hotshot’ and ‘cowboy’ and ‘mustang’#stuff that is like way cooler than you would expect. the gangly beardy farmer to be called#but qi thinks he’s cool so he calls him cool names. and because he can’t not flirt with him#and anyway. yeah i feel like peepaw could see junimos just like the farmer. maybe it runs in the family#my other stance is that qi in game can see junimos just fine but he couldnt always see them. that came with the immortality thing lol#and either way junimos are kind of deterred by him. they do not like his capitalist aura it freaks them out
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@salt-n-salt hey have I told you I’m obsessed with Shane and his weird ass boyfriend hey have i told you that yet I’m telling you now i love these freaks I’m putting them under a microscope :)
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer#sdv fanart#shane sdv#sdv shane#farmer kendall#please don’t stare too hard at the proportions here#I don’t even know#BUT THEY EERE STILL SO FUN TO DRAW#holding these idiots in my stupid little hands#they’re freaks in LOVE#and I love that for them#TY FOR DRAWING AUGUST SO MUCH I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS KENDALL OFFERING
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Since yandere cow farmer is a cow does that mean.. We can get milk from him? I know he’s a MALE cow but can we bend the rules a little bit and say that the milk “produce” he gives us isn’t from the ANIMAL per say but from another more.. human source? (Let it be his huge yitties 🙏)
Y'know what? This is a big brain ask tbh -- I'm just gonna make it canon that cow/bullboys can also produce milk like cowgirls lol
So, you can 100% get milk from him (that's "self produced" so to speak) lol especially if you ask -- he'd let you drink straight from the source if you wanted to!
Though, you'll have to specify which milk you want. There're two types you can get from his... more human source: milk and "milk" if you catch my drift
I wasn't actually thinking about making him mess with the produce he gives you... but there're stories of people mixing their bodily fluids and/or hair or something else because it makes them feel closer to their crush so... who's to say he wouldn't? Maybe it starts off slow -- first, he gives you milk that is 100% from his cute cows. Then, he gradually adds some of his own self-produced milk to the bottles he gives you until finally, the bottles are mostly filled with his milk.
Maybe he even makes a few chocolates to give you with that extra secret milk. When you ask why his chocolates or milk taste so much better than anything you can find in the stores, he just smiles and tells you it's because everything's all natural.
#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#tw yandere#monster boyfriend#tsuuper ocs#yandere farmer#cowboy oc#farmer oc#yandere imagines#genuinely unsure if this makes me a degenerate. i will not be thinking about it#he's the type of yandere that's can match your freak lol#nsft#monster fuqqer#monster boy#Mason Cane Tsuu OC#Tsuuper OC
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🔥Wingman Willy for Elliott Lovers🔥
Final part‼️ Pt 3 ‼️
Mermaid pendant and marriage lines
Part 1 (Regular and rain dialogue)
Part 2 (Flower dance, bouquet, dating)
Apologies for any mischaracterization or any mistakes. If these can be improved in any way, or if you have any ideas for me, my inbox is open !
Mermaid Pendant
Marriage
Bonus :)
#i have so many freaking images in my phone#and also so many things i need to do. but i’m doing this shit now#stardew valley#sdv#willy stardew valley#sdv willy#elliott stardew valley#sdv elliott#sdv x reader#sdv x farmer#elliott x reader#elliott x farmer#philosopher’s swag
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even the iron still fears the rot.
#southern gothic#small town aesthetic#southern gothic aesthetic#ethel cain#lana del rey#southern goth aesthetic#small town gothic#southern americana#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del rey lasso#lasso lana del rey#western gothic#farmers daughter#southern aesthetic#american gothic#americana#small town america#tulsa jesus freak#rural gothic#dark coquette#midwest gothic#western#rural aesthetic#ruralcore
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After many hours of work… it’s finally here
Shane isn’t the most verbally affectionate person, but when he is it’s one of Callum’s favourite things- even if Cal can’t take compliments very well ;)
I might do this in full colour at some point but I was really fucking with just the simple shading 😌
(simpler version under cut before extra detail cause I like the colours better):
#oranges art#I took my sweet time with this one folks#like three or four days with lots of breaks#but#genuinely one of my favourite things I’ve done so far#it just feels so them#and what their intimacy looks like a year or two into ‘officially’ dating#I love these two freaks so much#also I am very aware Shane is in nothing more than boxers#I’m not saying that was intentional#however#it was absolutely intentional#and I’m not ashamed#think of it like post showers after a long day#both getting comfy for bed#nothing more…#>:)#n e wayyyyyy#gonna stare at my own drawing for the next five to ten business days#sdv shane#stardew shane#stardew valley shane#sdv farmer#stardew farmer#stardew valley farmer#sdv oc#stardew oc#stardew valley oc#farmer callum
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that should be me in her ear 🙄
happy valentine's day
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv fanart#stardew fanart#stardew haley#sdv haley#sdv alex#stardew alex#valentines art#thank you for choosing her pinup poll almost cried happy tears#alex lookin like a little dopey freak#if there was some sort of cupid au he would TOTALLY be a side kick#stardew farmer#sdv farmer#Spotify
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It only takes two hours to Nevada ⛪️
#lana del rey#coquette#this is what makes us girls#girlblogging#lizzy grant#girlblogger#bbm baby#baby blue#gloomy coquette#tulsa jesus freak#baby doll#yayobabydoll#yayo lana del rey#vintage americana#religious imagery#coquette aesthetic#lamb aesthetic#preachers daughter#farmers daughter#southern gothic#western nights#gothic house#ribbons and bows#fawncore#50s babydoll#girl rotting#tumblr girls#girl blog aesthetic#hell is a teenage girl#lizzy grant summer
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Fluent Freshman - Part 32
PREV
He had the first week back from Thanksgiving break off from both classes and practice.
The week off of classes leaves FF feeling like getting stabbed has been a net positive experience for him.
First he feels like it really cemented the apparent friendship he had with at least Andrew and Neil. Second, he technically had a job offer in his Freshman year. Third, and most important, his language professor who had wanted him to come and speak to his gen-ed Latin class of over 100 students told him not to worry about it and that he had gotten one of FF’s friends to agree to the presentation instead.
His relief was so immediate and all-consuming that he hadn’t even had the energy to pretend he was upset that he had been replaced. Thankfully his teacher just chalked it up to relief that he wouldn’t have to stand up and present when his stomach was healing from the surgery.
Coach Wymack and Abby wouldn’t even let him go to the Court. Kevin had tried to argue quite a few times on Sunday when that decision had been made. Argued that he could sit in and watch for strategy purposes if nothing else.
However, even Kevin couldn’t guarantee that FF wouldn’t get accidentally run into / knocked against considering his complete lack of presence.
Matt had rushed into Abby’s house having made a bee-line for it upon reaching the airport. “Smiths! You got stabbed!” Matt yelled as if informing him of his own predicament.
“Yeah.” FF agreed as if it were something that could have been debated.
“What happened?! Nicky just sent a pic of the flowers he got you and the card?” Matt had asked pulling his backpack off his shoulder and to his front as he unzipped it and rooted around for something before pulling out an orange envelope. “This is from me and Dan, you remember her right?” Matt had asked.
FF thought of quiet conversations he has overheard over the phone and not so quiet noises Matt makes when engaging in some phone sex with his girlfriend.
“Yes, I remember Dan.” FF had said diplomatically and accepted the card.
The card was sitting on the nightstand at Abby’s house next to the card the Monsters, his grandma, other teammates, and some cards from friends he had made outside of Exy. It feels nice to look at the multiple cards all wishing him well.
His Grandma was going to stay for two weeks and Abby was being incredibly kind to put them up
He spent most of that week sleeping, spending time with his grandma, getting yelled at by Abby for trying to do chores, and spending time with the Foxes that came to visit him.
Nicky had come over to hang out every day without fail. Most of the upperclassmen who were on the original ‘miracle’ team of the Foxes stopped in to see him regularly. Even Jack stopped in to complain about how Captain Neil presented a danger to the rest of them before giving him a Get Well Soon card and leaving.
It was a strangely thoughtful card that he’s near positive Jack’s girlfriend picked out for him. When the end of the week and the first game that FF would need to sit out from approached Coach Wymack asked if he wanted to come.
“You can’t play, but you’re still a Fox.” Wymack had said and his grandma had encouraged him to go and spend time with his friends. She’d hold down the fort for Abby, cook up a bunch of food for the the team to enjoy when they got back late.
So FF climbed onto the bus and sat next to Nicky who had declared himself FF’s bodyguard for the evening who’s safety he would only pass off to Coach Wymack during the game proper.
***
They’ve come so damn far from the worst team in the Division. His kids are thriving and because of that he’s gotten a larger budget. A larger budget to better help his kids with. David would be lying if he said he didn’t spend some nights wishing he could tell himself of a few years ago just how good it would get.
Still, the match is a lot closer than it should be.
He looks to his side and sees FF sitting there watching the game with rapt attention.
He looks as Sheena fumbles a pass that his newest problem child had mastered the timing of a month before. He sees Kevin’s shoulders go up in anger but Neil’s quick reflexes save it before the play is fully fumbled.
Neil makes a feint to pass to Kevin and the goal lights up putting them in the lead by 2 goals. David thinks of the numerous plays that would have gone smoother with the kid next to him playing instead of Sheena but there was no point in wishing for things that couldn’t be.
FF wouldn’t be playing until the Spring Championships started up and David would need to address FF’s medical hiatus and Lisa’s ‘family emergency’ that had her leaving the team.
It always stung when a Fox left but it hurt less when it was of their own volition instead of in a body bag.
He looks to the side again and thinks of the numerous decisions he had needed to make as Kevin slept in the car on the way to the hospital. Honestly, if he still was thinking about going after the hospital.
How the fuck did the hospital just leave the damn kid in a hallway for over an hour? He hates the thought of FF laying there in pain and bleeding watching as people went by.
He’s grateful that the kid didn’t seem to remember it.
He wasn’t going to mention it to any of the other Foxes, not even FF if he could swing it. He has no doubt that at the very least Andrew and Neil would go on a rampage and he’s near positive that Kevin would take special delight in it considering a week on he was still bitching about what he had seen in the Nutritionist office.
He’s not sure what Nicky would do but he knows it’d give him a headache.
Nicky takes a hard hit that has him subbed out for one of the freshman backliners. Nicky’s a little woozy and Abby confirms a very slight concussion that she’ll keep an eye on during the trip back.
They win by slimmer margins than they should but it’s to be expected.
“Coach Wymack?” FF asks.
“What’s up?” David asks.
“I’m going to go to the bathroom. It...uh...well it takes a while now.” FF says and David can read the embarrassment.
“Meet us at the bus. Be careful.” he orders.
FF nods and heads off.
Neil and Matt are on press duty and David preps the press to let them know about FF and Lisa. There are some questions about what kind of medical hiatus but David declined to answer knowing that Neil and Matt wouldn’t let it slip either.
His last two players get showered and on the bus.
He does a count and gets the correct number and starts the bus.
They’re just about to get on the highway when there’s a shout, “Wait! Where’s Smithy?!” Nicky exclaims full volume over the general conversation that had been going on throughout the bus.
David frowns, he had counted-
Abby. He had counted Abby’s head next to Nicky.
“Oh god dammit.” he says.
***
FF looked at where the bus should have been waiting for him.
He closes his eyes and hopes that the bus will appear between blinks.
He opens his eyes again and finds...nope just fans milling about heading to their own cars and home. He gives a hopeful look across the parking lot wondering if the bus maybe just got moved back somewhere so that they could get out easier after he went and made them wait?
A lot of people. Some kids. Some disappointed Belmonte fans. Some excited Fox fans. Some general Exy fanatics who were discussing what the Belmonte team would need to do to stay in for the Spring Championships.
No Palmetto State Fox team bus.
He swallows a bit of disappointment and moves past it.
He pulled up his phone to plug in Abby’s house and saw that it would be a 4 day hike from Belmonte. He looked down at his shoes contemplating if they’d make the over 300 miles of walking. The doctors and Abby had been very clear not to do too much exercise but surely it wouldn’t count since he was just going to walk? They said walking was fine right?
FF sighed at the thought.
Yeah, it wasn’t going to work.
His stomach hurts at the thought of a 5 hour car ride. Maybe there was a bus station nearby and he could make his way back via greyhound.
He was looking at his phone again when it started to ring and Nicky’s face was on his screen to let him know who the caller was.
He hit the answer button, “Hello-“
There was an inhale and FF had been on the receiving end of this quite a few times at this point so he held his phone the entire length of his arm away from his ear, “SMITHY, ARE YOU ON THE BUS OR DID WE FORGET YOU?!” Nicky screeches and it hurts his ears even from an entire arms length away. He wonders how in the world Nicky can stand being that loud with his minor concussion.
He stares at his phone dubiously for a few moments, worried that Nicky may shout again.
“Smithy?! Smithy?” He hears Nicky’s not quite as loud but very concerned voice. FF decides to bite the bullet.
“Hello Nicky, I am not on the bus.” He says.
“We fucking LEFT SMITHY!” Nicky yells and FF can hear a collective groan from across the line.
He may even hear Coach Wymack yelling something about ‘again’ and feels shame burn in his stomach. He should have just held in his pee. He hadn’t really needed to go that badly and it’s not like Coach Wymack doesn’t take bathroom breaks.
“It’s okay.” He rushes to assure Nicky. “I can…grab a bus or something. You don’t need to come back, I’m-“
“Young man, if you say that you’re fine I can not be held responsible for what I will do when I see you in the next 20 minutes.” Nicky threatens. “I also can’t be held responsible for what I’ll do to Neil since I feel like he’s infected you somehow.” He says.
He hears a distant “Hey” followed by an even more distant “Man, I hate to say it but I think he’s right.”
“I don’t want to bother you.” He says.
“Smithy, you are so far from a bother it is insane. How about I stay on the line with you okay?” Nicky asks but something has caught his eye.
Two kids haven’t moved as the rest of the world continued to. He watched as they clung to one another and no one seemed to take notice of them. He doesn’t understand how anyone could miss them with the bright orange children’s jerseys they had on. One sporting 01 - Josten and the other 10 - Josten on the backs.
“That’s okay Nicky. Call me when you’re close.” He says and makes his way over.
He can see the little boy’s hand holding the little girl’s hand tightly and is careful to walk around them in a way so that he wouldn’t appear out of nowhere. “Hey,” he squatted down to their height and the little boy still jumped slightly, dropping a small book to the ground, and the little girl hid her face in his shoulder. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I just noticed you looked a little lost.” He says and his muscles won’t pull in a way to offer a reassuring smile but he hopes he can convey it through his tone.
The little boy visibly swallows down nervous spit, “I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.” He says holding on tighter to the little girl.
“Smart, continue to do that.” He says immediately, “Can you just nod yes or no for me?” He asks instead.
The boy thinks for a long moment before nodding affirmatively.
“Great, good job.” He says, “Did you come to the stadium with your parents?” He asks
A nod in the affirmative.
“Do your parents know where you are?” He asks.
He shakes his head in a negative.
“Are you lost?” He asks.
Another negative.
“So you mean to be right here?” He wants to clarify.
A nod in the affirmative this time.
FF takes a moment to piece together what he knows and looks down at the book.
An autograph book. “Oh, you wanted to get an autograph from Captain Neil?” he asks.
The little boy looks up but it’s the little girl who answers. She finally takes her face out from his shoulder. FF’s eyes can’t help but see the large burn scar on her cheek but also see how her eyes sparkle with delight, “You know Captain Josten?!” she exclaims in delight.
“Millie!” The young boy says. “He’s a stranger!” he hisses.
“Nu-uh!” she shakes her head, “Number 13!” she points at his jersey he had worn in solidarity. “He passes to Captain Josten!” she says brightly. “See Brandon?” she smiles.
It could just be a fan jersey though FF highly doubts that anyone would buy fan merch for him. He is no Kevin Day, Captain Neil Josten, or Andrew Minyard.
Still the little boy, Brandon, looks at him with wide eyes, “You’re Smith?” he asks.
“Yeah.” FF nods, “Captain Neil is my Captain.” he says.
“I love Captain Josten! I wanna marry him!” Millie says and FF can’t help but wonder if Andrew would squash such adorable competition. “His face is like mine!” she giggles.
“Yeah, your face is as cool as Captain Neil’s is.” FF agrees with completely sincerity.
“We came out here to get Captain Josten’s signature” Brandon says with a pout, “All the adults were in the way and it was...kind of scary.” he admits with a flush.
A thought occurs to him. He doesn’t want to leave these kids and brave the crowds to find someone to announce the lost kids. It would only be about 12 more minutes before the bus comes. Coach Wymack would be able to help and...
“They’re coming to pick me up pretty soon. How about we stay right here and we can get Captain Neil’s autograph together?” he asks.
Both kids light up at the idea. “Really?” they both ask.
“Yeah, I also want Captain Neil’s autograph.” he says because he does. He’s wanted Captain Neil’s autograph for AGES but had been too awkward to ask. Then Greg had come and made it seem like FF would want it just to sell it or something.
Now he has the perfect excuse.
***
David pulled into the spot he had left almost half an hour ago and barely managed to put the bus into park before most of his more senior players were prying the door open to go look for FF.
Nicky had called but FF hadn’t picked up and it had set his more paranoid players’ teeth on edge.
The only one that stayed on the bus was Nicky since Abby had a firm grip on him.
David sighed and told everyone else to stay put before exiting the bus and began the herculean effort of trying to spot FF in a crowd.
It actually wasn’t too hard as he found his players standing and watching as FF crouched with his back to them as two little kids in orange Fox jerseys were re-enacting something for him.
He’d be tempted to let them keep going if he didn’t remember Abby’s list of specific things FF shouldn’t do with his still healing stomach and squatting like that was definitely on the list.
“Smith.” he says and watches as the Freshman jolts and tips over, thankfully onto his side, from his squatted position.
The kids get nervous when they see him but then their eyes both lock on Neil’s face. For a moment his heart aches for his player, plenty of kids have cried about Neil’s scars but then his eyes land on the little girl’s face more properly and...
Oh...
Those are stars in her eyes. David looks at the two different Josten kids jerseys that the Palmetto store had released.
FF recovers from his tumble admirably, “Coach Wymack,” he says getting up onto his feet. “These two are lost, can you see if there’s a way to contact their parents?” he asks.
David nods and pulls out his phone and steps away slightly.
He watches over the interaction that happens next.
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As promised, FF had taken the awkward lead of asking for it and had them form a line. It had been weird but he watched as understanding dawned in Captain Neil’s eyes as he saw the two Josten jerseys. It had felt even less weird to get Captain Neil’s autograph when Matt had jokingly gotten in line behind Brandon because he too wanted Captain Neil’s autograph.
FF felt a little bad that Captain Neil had been so flustered by the requests but at least he finally had the Captain Neil autograph he’d wanted since last March. It also felt nice when Captain Neil had smiled the way he did at Millie when she babbled about how they matched.
Andrew had bumped into him in the way that FF was learning meant that he was pleased with whatever FF had just done. Kevin and Aaron had been the ones to ask if his stitches were okay after his startled tumble.
Millie and Brandon’s parents were incredibly grateful and swore to continue to be lifelong fans of the Foxes. Millie and Brandon themselves had been more excited about their Captain Neil Josten autographs than being reunited with their parents. They had waved goodbye with Millie loudly proclaiming that her and Captain Neil would get married someday.
Climbing onto the bus he was subjected to a check over by Abby when both Kevin and Aaron dragged him to her. Then he was sat down next to Nicky who shoved him into the window seat and cuddled up. “I won’t lose track of you if I’m on you.” was his logic.
The bus ride resumed.
“I didn’t know you liked kids.” Nicky says head on FF’s shoulder. “I’ve watched you go to the other side of the street to avoid middle school kids.” he adds.
FF feels ice in his stomach.
“Middle school kids are mean.” FF says and doesn’t properly answer the question but Nicky is just concussed enough to not call him on it.
MASTERPOST FOR ALL PARTS OF FLUENT FRESHMAN AU
NEXT
Like I said in my last part I will be tagging people separate from the actual update going forward. Still any requests to be added to the tag list feel free to put in the replies here.
#Fluent Freshman AU#Nicky was getting ready to call any and all local dairy farmers#to start the 'have you seen me?' campaign#Nicky was also trying to figure out how to tell Aras that he lost her entire grandson#He may have been freaking out in the bus with Abby#'I'm gonna lose GRANDSON PRIVILEGES ALL OVER AGAIN#Thankfully FF wasn't far and now Nicky knows to just truly superglue himself to FF. Buddy system for life#Yeah so you may have caught it in the previous bit#part 27#Andrew and Neil's concern about FF getting forgotten in a hallway did actually happen#and FF passed out there#Only Wymack's call for an update galvanized them to find him and start helping him#The Foxes get back and GS has a bunch of Tupperwear#full of delicious food for them since it's so late#Nicky and Matt are halfway through getting her a custom 'Foxy Grandma' Jersey#She's discovered quite a bit more knitting to be done for FF's friends#That sweet boy Matt deserves a knitted present too#Maybe even that brash young man Jack should get in on the GS knitted presents train#Well now it's out there in the world that FF is on a medical Hiatus#I'm sure nothing will happen#this is a lie I know the chain of events that are to follow#AFTG#AFTG AU#AFTG OC#Andreil#FF - Part 32
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We weren't supposed to live like this btw. We shouldn't have to earn our right to live. That's not normal.
#Imagine how freaked out an ancient Farmer would be if you told them about capitalism#human history#anthropology#capitalism sux
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Meeting the wizard
[Please do not repost, reblogs welcome!! >:3c]
#there there?? i think?#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley rasmodius#sdv rasmodius#stardew valley harvey#sdv harvey#stardew valley fanart#sdv fanart#stardew valley farmer#sdv farmer#leilani#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#leilanis tripping BAD on the junimo potion LMFAOOO#shes just like grandpa everything in the valley is aFTER ME#razzy is also awkward lol#but spoiler alert he has already adopted leilani as his own he just doesnt know how to act in some situations LMAO#bro freaked out and teleported himself and leilani to drop her off at harveys so he can take care of her physical symptoms#raz knew she was gonna be fine but didnt know hwo to help the tripping and the nausea#he doesnt know what tums and bedrest and alka seltzer is hes literally a wizard lol
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does anyone. share my vision
#stardew valley#stardew valley spoilers#sdv#sdv spoilers#grandpa#mister qi#mr. qi#‘youve made us very proud!’ ok so you guys are in crazy old man love i see how it is. i understand#can an old man farmer ghost and an immortal(?) old man capitalist freak fall in love. Apparently#theyre so funny sorry. also i just think it’s very cute how Qi seems to perceive himself as being superior to everyone else in existence#with one exception. which is apparently your grandpa. who is front and center in this cutscene instead of Qi#who for once seems content to stand at someone’s side. instead of them both standing equally in center screen#or viewing him as just another limitation to surpass#idk im for sure reading way too into it but. the farmer’s grandpa seems to be very special to him lol;;
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been playing mistria
#my farmer is kind of a freak#fields of mistria#oc#oc: kite mistria#realizing with embarassment how many times ive used kite as a idgaf name in games as i tag my shit
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General Alert: If a man with dead eyed has a friendly smile, don't think Ur safe!! He's thinking about either kidnapping or if your thigh meat is tasty! Thank you!
#this goes out specifically for my Texan slasher and eek#and then#when morgan was normal#avery the businessperson#remy the farmer#alex the farmhand#harper the doctor#thank u#trundles away#eek the freak#also yknow#soda family
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