#Familja Kelmendi

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Why is everyone so unhinged this year 🤣😭

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The Hashira and the 2023 Eurovision song that reminds me of them, part two

I’m back with part two. Part one can be found right here. Again, there will be some spoilers here. Anyways, let’s continue

Sanemi - Duje by Albina and Kelmendi Family (Albania)

A song regarding a broken family, does that remind y’all of a certain hashira and his brother? The episode from last week also really solidifies why I think Duje reminds me of Sanemi.

Giyu - Bridges by Alika (Estonia)

What made me choose this for Giyu is one of the songs messages: moving on to a better future. It goes hand in hand with the scene during the Hashira training arc where Tanjiro tells him to cherish his life instead of acting on his survivors guilt.

Obanai - Samo mi se Spava by Luke Black (Serbia)

I’m not sure what it is about this song, but it definitely makes me think of Obanai. Regardless, when the song picks up after the first “samo mi se spava” I can just picture Obanai in my head.

Muichiro - Aijā by Sudden Lights (Latvia)

Just like with Obanai, this is another one where I just think of Muichiro when I listen to this. I can’t help but think of Muichiro’s backstory specifically when I hear this (if it makes sense).

Gyomei - Watergun by Remo Forrer (Switzerland)

Not gonna lie, but picking a song that reminded me of Gyomei was a difficult one for me before I decided on Watergun. Honorable mentions include Soarale si Luna and Heart of Steel (the latter could also work for Tengen I discovered).

Just a reminder that this is all my opinion. Feel free to discuss yours in the comments if you’d like! Anyways thanks for reading this

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Käärijä stans and Loreen stans should stop fighting and start streaming Duje instead 🇦🇱

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The Albania song always make me tear up, just shows how powerful their voices and the song is

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Альбина и семья Кельменди представят Алюанию на Евровидении 2023

Альбина Кельменди представляет Албанию вместе со своей семьей и песней «Duje» на конкурсе Евровидение 2023. Это было решено в грандиозном финале Festivali i Këngës. Семья из 6 человек была большим фаворитом на билет в ESC с первого полуфинала.Албанская заявка на конкурс песни Евровидение была снова запрошена и найдена через традиционный Festivali i Këngës. Однако в финале этого 61-го издания впервые 100 % SMS-голосование решило, кому разрешено представлять Албанию на международном конкурсе. Этом... Читать дальше »

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A Few Thoughts Regarding Why the ESC Jury is SO Dysfunctional

I’m going to cut right to the chase: The judgement criteria for the jury make literally no sense once you stop and think about them. They quite literally cause trolley problem after trolley problem. As a reminder, these are the criteria the jury was supposed to use to judge the performances this year:

composition and originality of the song,

quality of the performance on stage,

vocal capacity of the performer(s),

overall impression of the act.

Let’s start simple - vocal capacity of the performer(s):

As everyone’s aware, this year, we had many talented vocalists participating in the competition: A few examples are Sweden, Norway, France, Cyprus, Spain, Estonia, Albania and Portugal. They all came swinging with their vocalists. Notice something funny about this list of countries?

It’s based entirely upon the assumption that the ability to belt or the usage of one’s head voice is what defines someone’s vocal capacity. Here’s why this is a problem: Assuming that belting as an example is the peak performance of singing means to ignore other, arguably harder and more demanding techniques that are more unconventional sounding to the mainstream ear. A hilariously good example of this would be growling. It require a lot, and I mean a lot of technical prowess and control over your voice, and is thus arguably harder than say belting, as an example. Seriously. Try to growl. Right now. I bet most of you have noticed that you literally can’t growl without sounding hilariously pathetic. If you did manage to let out a decent growl, now try to sing while growling. Pick any song you like, and go for it. Pretty hard, right? And guess what! We had someone doing that this year, and being phenomenal at it.

Too bad they came last in the competition.

That’s right, if we’re going to start judging vocal abilities here, arguably the most vocally capable singer was Chris Harms. There are multiple parts in Blood and Glitter where he uses the growling technique. Not only that, but du-du-dum! He also belts during the song, and does so wonderfully. So, based on this, clearly, he was the most vocally talented artist out of the bunch, right? (Obviously, I am 100% simplifying things here, but bear with me for a bit.) He does everything that the previously mentioned group did, and more. Arguably we could also say that alongside him Alessandra is carrying the torch of the most vocally capable performer, as she does have that one whistle tone in her song (if you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking, don’t worry, we’ll get to that later).

However, this gets even more complicated than singing techniques, how hard they are to master, and how many of them you use in your song.

You see, we can’t really judge someone’s vocal capacity and compare them with the other contestants, when many of these artists were performing songs in different genres. Here are some of the genres represented during the Eurovision finale of 2023:

Metal

Industrial metal

Progressive metal

Rock

Alternative rock

Progressive rock

Pop rock

Pop

Dance-pop

House-pop

Latin-pop

Hyperpop

Chanson

Flamenco

Disco-house

Electronic

R&B

Rap

Schlager

Tractor (lol)

With this many genres, different singing techniques are more appropriate for some songs than others. So this is no longer even a question about comparing each contestant’s vocal abilities with one another (which is a problem, since you know, this is a competition), but rather who performs well within their own genre. Suddenly, we can add almost every contestant to the list of competent vocal performances. For those of you who are wondering, yes, even Käärijä came through with his vocal performance, especially in the first half of the song.

While we’re on the topic of Käärijä (and we won’t leave him for a bit), how are the juries supposed to judge the vocals of rap performances that are more heavily reliant on the enunciation of words than the vocals themselves, if the song’s not in English? Part of the reason Cha Cha Cha works so well is because of the way Käärijä raps certain lines or even words. How is any other jury, except the Finnish one, (who’re not allowed to vote for him,) supposed to catch something like how good the ”Ja mä jatkan kunnes en enää pysy tuolissa niinku” part sounds to a Finnish ear? Specifically the words kunnes, en and enää, are doing a lot of heavy lifting in that one singular line due to the rhythm and enunciation. Can a jury member who doesn’t understand Finnish catch onto the way he allows the first two words to almost melt into each other while pronouncing the last word ridiculously fast to create a very specific rhythm? I’m sure some jury members would notice that, but it’s just as likely to go completely unnoticed unless you’re familiar with the language.

Next, composition and originality of the song:

Again, we have a clear victor here: Cha Cha Cha is by far the most ”original” out of these songs (despite the Electric Cowboy plagiarism accusations, and it’s all thanks to the fact that the song does a genre based one-eighty by the end). I mean, hello? Blending industrial metal, rap, hyperpop and Finnish schlager? This is such a strange combination of genres, it becomes its own entity. And somehow it works. Personally, I’d say this is at least in part due to the melodic hook that repeats literally throughout the song. Those beeps and boops you hear after the first line of the song? They keep repeating themselves, in the chorus in the ”Cha, cha cha, cha cha cha cha” portion, and in the schlager part of the song, though there, the melody is cut in half and only the last three keys are present in the ”Niinku cha cha cha” parts and in the lines that end with an ”aa-aa-haa.” (So, ”Niinku cha cha cha, enkä pelkääkään tätä maailmaa-aa-haa” etc.) Obviously, we get to hear the melody in its entirety once again in the final cha chas. Brilliant! Douze point. Sometimes less is more, and I can’t believe I am saying that about fucking Cha Cha Cha but here we are. Simplicity is king.

Now, on the other hand, we could say that most of the pop entries are not original in the slightest. We could argue that there is literally nothing original about repeating the same pop formula and the same chord progressions which can be found in most pop songs. This is why Tattoo, Solo, Unicorn, I Wrote a Song, Break a Broken Heart, etc, are getting compared to other pop songs and accused of plagiarism: Pop music just is that generic in its building blocks. It’s also why we could argue that they’re not particularly noteworthy in their compositions.

And while we’re still on the topic of originality, songs that are tied to a specific genre are practically screwed. No one’s going to reinvent genres like cha-cha-chá, waltz or mambo here, unless they step away from what identifies these genres, the rhythm. If the rhythm isn’t there, it’s not a cha-cha-chá, waltz or mambo song. You wanna blend salsa and reggaeton? Too bad, salsaton is already a thing! Should everyone start doing what Käärijä and his team did, and mix a minimum of four genres with a somewhat unusual structure in order to be ”original”? What even is originality in the context of composition, really? There are only so many chords and chord progressions to use, there’s practically no way to actually be original, which is also why the topic of plagiarism is so fucking complicated when it comes to music in specific.

Anyway, let’s move on to the quality of the performance on stage:

To avoid making a lengthy repetition of the previous point, let’s keep this short: Depending on the genre of the song, a certain type of performance is going to be more appropriate than another. Imagine Alika having a performance like Let 3, or Teya and Salena performing like La Zarra. What’s that? It’s the taste of good ol’ thematic and tonal dissonance. Each song is elevated by a performance that matches that song in specific, and the artists can either perform well or fuck up. Again, this becomes a trolley problem, where the juries have to ask themselves: ”Do we value a performance like Joker Out’s above a performance like Luke Black’s?” When both perform well, it’s hard to compare them because they’re playing in two completely different ballparks.

Finally, the overall impression of the act:

Literally what the fuck does that even mean? This is actually just a preference question. Unless someone fucks up tremendously, everyone should be getting points for this. And that’s the core issue here. Because we’re dealing with such a large variety of different artists, different genres, different languages, it becomes impossible to judge them fairly against each other. Do we value belting above growling? Trolley problem. Do we value pop above metal or rock? Trolley problem. You get the point.

”Okay, but obviously the juries are basing their votes upon objectivity and looking at the whole package,” someone might say, and if they do, they’ve missed the point: There is no objectivity here, and because of that, there is no comparing whole packages either. Literally the only way to be objective about this is if everyone has an identical performance; same song, same staging, same camerawork, same choreography. And that’s not the point of the ESC. We’re supposed to be celebrating our individual cultures and our differences. Variety is quite literally required for this contest to work the way it’s intended to. At the end of the day, music is art, and art can be many things. You can’t argue that EAEA is more artistic than Mama ŚČ! (or vice versa) without opening a philosophical can of worms that is way too big for this silly competition. You can’t say Tattoo is objectively better than Cha Cha Cha (or vice versa), because, again, the songs shine in different criteria and are playing in two completely different ballparks. As a matter of fact, their ballparks exist on completely different planets. There are too many variables at play here for anyone to logically be able to be objective. And that’s when this becomes a question of voting based on opinion and personal taste (you know, if the concept of jury darlings hasn’t made this obvious enough). And personal taste is what the audience is supposed to base their votes upon.

Oh, and before I forget to touch upon that, Alessandra: According to some tabloids, her vocals were struggling during the jury show, and that’s why she in specific didn’t receive as many points from the jury as she probably should and could have otherwise. And that’s ridiculously unfair. Why should the jury and the audience base their judgements of an act on two completely different performances? As Käärijä has said in many interviews, each performance is unique and its own entity. Shit happens. Sometimes your vocals are struggling, other times a wire tries to murder you, etcetera. It’s actually bizarre that we don’t give our votes based on the same performance.

So yeah, shitty system, does not work, 0/10. Zéro point in French.

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Albina & Familja Kelmendi (Albania) at Eurovision 2023

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Eurovision Song Contest 2023 countdown: 34 days left!

Duje - Albina & Familja Kelmendi, Albania 🇦🇱 [x]

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Please, I need at least 5 new meme templates with poor background brother

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Eurovision Fact #400:

Albina and Familja Kelmendi, Albania's 2023 representative group, is comprised of pop star Albina, who was a finalist on The Voice of Albania, and her family.

When discussing having her two sisters Vesa and Sidorela, her brother Albin, and her mother and father Albana and Bujar oh stage with her to sing, Albina stated:

“It’s such a special feeling. I was on the stage many times before alone and it’s a wonderful feeling, but being with my family is a whole next level thing, so it’s just so powerful and so special.”

[Sources]

Albina & Familja Kelmendi, Eurovision.tv.

'A family affair from Albania: For the love of Albina & Familja Kelmendi,' Eurovision.tv.

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New Discoveries 2023: May

Therefore I Am (metal cover)-Leo Moracchioli Bernadette-IAMX Soviet Trumpeter-Katzenjammer Pink Rover-Scene Queen Disney Friendship Mash-Up-Thomas Sanders Lovely Day-Bill Withers Blood and Glitter-Lord of the Lost Cha Cha Cha-Käärijä Queen of Kings-Alessandra My Sister's Crown-Vesna Ai Coração-Mimicat Promise-Voyager Duja-Albina & Familja Kelmendi Soarele şi Luna-Pasha Parfeni

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This is beautiful

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Duje is great at depicting the terror of nostalgia

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Favorite Songs From Each Country! Part 32/37: Albania!

Oh my god, how are we close to the end?! Anyways, today we have Albania. And while their results are hot and cold, there is one thing that they excel at almost every single year: VOCALS! Almost every year, they send an artist with incredible vocal ability that wows me, and other Eurovision fans when they hear it. Plus, they're one of the first countries to announce their entry, giving plenty of time for revamps, but also kicks off the new Eurovision season!

Favorite Entry: Among some of my favorite vocal performances of all time is 2017's "World" by Lindita. This entry is probably Albania's most robbed entry, and I can see why. The music? Epic. The Vocals? On point. The result? Absolutely undeserved. It starts quiet, and then the build fits so perfectly which makes the song truly come to life. It brought Albania's best result in my personal ranking because of how much I love it. RANK: 14th in 2017 Semi-Final 1 (34th Overall)/PERSONAL RANK: 6th of 42 Countries

Thoughts on 2023 Entry: While being one of the first countries to announce their song can be a good thing (gives more time for a revamp and time for an entry to grow), there is a downside: other entries may come in, and then if the song doesn't resonate, it is doomed to be forgotten. And then when I write about it, I feel horrible that I put a great song so low and remember that I really need to rerank the 2023 entries. Albina Kelmendi did something that I for one haven't seen often, bring her family with her to perform "Duje" at Eurovision! The song is amazing and the revamp didn't kill the song (I had written in my diary begging for them not to revamp lmao). But somehow, it got buried under other Eurovision songs...100% my bad. And also, the vocals? Amazing as usual! Am I glad they qualified? Absolutely! Would my family be able to replicate that? Heck no (neither my dad or I sing and our music tastes are all over the place). RANK: 22nd in 2023 Grand Final/PERSONAL RANK: 30th of 37 Countries