#Failure boy

[demi-tri]

Make a normal introduction as your first post ❌️

Post whatever tf this is and let ppl know you and your online twin (that doesn't even have Tumblr) are suckers for multifandom headcanons✅️

The cousins ever fight me

[xakemi13x]

FAILURE BOY: with happy pills (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

Tried drawing failboy/Failure Boy/FB from EBYL(Everything But your Life)

(I gave him happy pills...)

Here's the paper drawing btw

(yes it was on a random notebook)

[waddlephone]

"I'm not calling you 'good boy', Sholmes, that deduction was shit!"

I really wanted to draw Gregson

[saint-hymn]

You're not coming back from shit! Thrashing around in that high-conductivity state of yours, bumping into things and acting like a clown. Who are you kidding?

[a-polite-melody]

“But if a trans man wasn’t trans would he—”

SHUT THE FUCK UP

He is trans.

You don’t get to separate the trans and the man because it’s convenient for you. Trans men are men because they are trans. Trans men are trans because they are men. You can’t just separate trans men’s identities out like this to say they’re oppressed for being trans and not men because THOSE ARE THE SAME THING and separating them to categorize how trans + man interact in a mathematical version of identity politics flies directly in the face of intersectionality and I’m so tired of pretending it doesn’t.

[crownedcrowws]

My beautiful boy,,, Harvey <3 (art by me)

[deadpooldomme]

Challenging him to not cum while I try new toys on him.

Fuck I’d love watching him go from holding himself together to a complete mess for me. Starting nice and easy on low settings and just touching his dick, tricking him into thinking I won’t make him struggle too much. His cute satisfied sighs and moans starting to slip out. And I just can’t help myself when he sounds so cute so I’d move onto the prostate massager and turn up the power on the other toy. His moans quickly turn from sweet and quiet into desperate and loud while I ease the toy into him and turn it on. Don’t cum though, puppy. You said you’d be good. And he’d just let out a cute little i’m trying between his moans while he squirms around trying to escape the intense vibrations all over. But he sounds so cute when he cums, how am I supposed to wait any longer? So I turn the toys up one more time before grabbing his face to make him look me in the eyes while I tell him what a dirty boy he is all exposed and slutty for me, nothing else in that pretty little head except for the thought of cumming, and then I finally get what I want.

But we still have three more toys to try, puppy, just because you came doesn’t mean we’re done. 🥰

[the-starry-seas]

i'd pay real money for an au where jaster mereel gets resurrected just before the clone wars start and jango has to explain himself to his dad

[noxcheshire]

Yandere! Damian x Danny

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The Al Ghul’s did not believe in love.

In strength, intelligence, in power — always.

But love is a word, a title to use, to manipulate and create whatever they wished from another.

This is a fact: the Al Ghul’s did not believe in love, nor did they feel it.

But Damian thinks that perhaps this is close to it. This funny little feeling in his chest that burns and aches in a way that leaves him breathless. That funny little feeling in his bones that itches to hold Daniel close until he is rooted into his shape and scent. That funny little feeling in his throat that wanted to bite Daniel until only the scars of his teeth remained and Daniel’s blood spilled and stained with life turned cold.

Damian knows this is love, because what else is this need to possess and hold, and tear every other inch of Daniel apart from this world and make him his own?

[itspileofgoodthings]

one of the things that continues to strike me on reread is how much the character of Darcy, and Austen through him, finds Mr. Bennet dead. And how much Elizabeth, in growing and changing and discarding her past blindness, has to move past her way of seeing her father and thus of seeing reality, because the two are connected! Darcy’s letter exposes her father’s flaws to Elizabeth in a way she’d never been able to see before. Most especially the way his laziness and neglect of his own gifts have hurt his family and that ultimately he doesn’t. care. Not enough to change. It literally says that she comes home from Hunsford and tries to laugh at her sisters’ and mother’s folly (the way she used to; the way her father has taught her to by example for her whole life) and she can’t anymore! It sticks in her throat. She is grieved by the failures that she sees in him, all the more so because she IS his favorite and she loves him! And the thing about Mr. Bennet is he never changes. The Lydia/wickham situation exposes to him sharply his own conduct and the consequences and he feels it! Because he is neither stupid nor unfeeling. But he, like everyone, has free will. And he chooses not to change when the opportunity presents itself. He even jokes about how quickly his feeling bad will pass and how soon everything will go back to normal, to his laziness and his selfishness. He is set in his ways and he serves as a contrast to Elizabeth’s personal journey because he embodies a version of a person she could have become and was in danger of becoming if her only goal at all times was to laugh at and judge people from the sidelines.

[pop-cloud]

This man misses his wife so much it’s unreal

[charleslovemustdie]

easier with you

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick watches Bludhaven burn

Teen Titans Vol. 3 Annual #1

[hornyverymuch]

starting a 2nd run be like

[harmonysanreads]

Idk I thought of a silly imagination I imagine that, if was like darling was artist I think they drew themselves as fanart for Yan!Phainon so he could leave them alone and into thinking this would actually work (bruh this such dumb idea T_T)

I'm assuming you mean darling drawing caricature-esque pictures with the intention of getting him disinterested? That is a very fun idea.

Imagine, even if darling happened to be a Michelangelo of sorts, they purposefully draw Phainon like how Gepard draws people. Darling's skills are quite well known, at least by Phainon. So, the message is clear. Does it deter him though? Absolutely not.

Anything that his beloved draws, whether it be a cinematic panorama or a stick, is applause worthy in Phainon's opinion. And to have you draw him? That is an honor. He's going to frame them and hang those drawings on the wall adjacent to his bed, even arrange an exhibition should you ask. He'll even make them heirlooms of the family he plans to start with you. The suggestion that you've observed him enough to draw him is the only thing he cares about.

Whether he's doing this purposefully or impulsively remains a question to be answered. Just know that, your plan will terribly backfire.

[la-pheacienne]

marius is always so passionate about everything and yet he never belongs anywhere. he's impressionable yet distant, reckless and impulsive yet observing from the outside. he's obsessive yet fickle. he is ready to give his life like it's nothing yet he's not truly one of les amis. he never went to their meetings, yet he will forever mourn their loss. he refuses the comforts of the bourgeoisie and feeds off his love and his ideals alone, yet he ends up a rich lawyer. he's weak and miserable and lonely yet so loved and cherished that people sacrificed their lives to save him. he's a neglected orphan, yet a privileged kid. abandoned by his father, who adored him. he wanted nothing to do with his father while he was alive, yet latched onto his ghost when he was gone. he's pitiful in his misery, cruel in his happiness. he's the epitome of idealism yet he's selfish. his intentions are pure yet he inadvertedly caused great suffering and death. he has something about him that suggested day - and night. his face was illuminated by the light of the dying day and by the thought of a soul that is taking flight. not yet a ghost, no longer a man. he's truly the most character ever and u guys just don't get him like I get him