#Failed cocktails

[tari-makes-drinks]

OK, time for something cursed. Here's how my brain works:

@dieffenbacia wanted something "somewhere between sweet and savory" that used a coffee liqueur. Jumping off of coffee/vodka combos like the espresso martini or the black Russian, I went to thinking about Grey Goose. Specifically, it's got a bit of a peppery taste to it. I wonder if I can heighten that?

So I decided to infuse a peppercorn melange into vodka. It uh. Yeah it sure exists. As usual, it's about a tbsp of spice to a quarter cup of vodka. I'm not too precise here because there's a lot of other variables that go into infusions and you always have to tinker with it afterwards.

Quick infuse produced this. I strained through cheesecloth and then strained again through a coffee filter. There's too many micro particles from the pepper, so I won't be able to get it perfectly clear without either a chemical flocculant or a protein coagulant, and I don't care enough to set either of those up. (but send me an ask if you want me to explain those!)

Anyways. It tastes like pepper. Big surprise on that. It kind of hurts to drink. I diluted it down with more vodka and it's still pretty intense. For the hell of it, I threw it into a martini and

It's still pretty strong, sorry. Tastes bad too.

[ai-satin-chic]

"Does this taste strange to you?"

Bit of a bad AI fail, but too good to delete and too difficult to fix!

[ibelongtotheclassics]

Sharing some of my childhood + present anime & studio ghibli OTPs

*uwu* they’re so precious for meee 💖🎬🇯🇵

< PART 3 / on-going list >

[bao-dur]

mr house never being able to replicate his courier six because they never let him scan them, so all he has are a few shoddy recordings he took to recreate the courier from. his replicas of courier six are flawed: none are as perceptive, resourceful and proactive. they aren't good at out-of-the-box thinking or improvising. their problemsolving, diplomacy skills and technological innovation ideas fall short of the original and are just another disappointment every time. they end up hollow shells like jane, marilyn and victor. letting new vegas go, ruin itself in pursuit of recreating his perfect right hand again, hope for another fruitful partnership and bright future of the mojave like they did before is so delicious it makes me sick actually send tweet ✌

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[afinickyguide]

episode 155: giant bee + honey syrup (accompaniment for nat 1 roll) 🐝🍯🥃

[mvffinhamster]

ttrpgs fuck you up

everyone says “try out dnd”, including me but dude believe me, dnd fucks you up, ttrpgs fuck you up

there’s this person in your head and you can only scream about them to the other five idiots with their own little guys in their heads

and sometimes you can’t even scream at them because first you have to reveal the backstory you came up with and you don’t want to do that immediately

ttrpgs fuck you up because they make you daydream about your little guy and what happened with them AND YOU CAN’T STOP THE THOUGHTS

try out dnd (or any other ttrpg), they say… but what they don’t say is that it’s all emotional damage

and the worst part of it is that you enjoy every fucking minute of that emotional damage

ttrpgs fuck you up.

[viejospellejos]

me río pero podría ser yo perfectamente

[fettery-fetterie]

It's already joever for me so let's go say:

(wait why did I say joever? I meant to say it already late for me)

Implied suicide/suicide ideation??????

Peka but he has found a way to "die" and now every now and then kills himself in order to relief the pain of the wait. Peka who has experienced the freedom of death like if a soothing sleep was only to wake up again as if his death meant nothing. Because it doesn't. He can be put back together whenever he feels like it.

Peka who desperately wishes for death. Peka who hopes for the day he doesn't wake up and can finally rest for the eons he has been going through

[definitionsfading]

I'm devastated I can't talk more effectively with japanese fruit twins fans on twitter because they're always hitting the nail on the head with this emo meta lmao. I love it!!!

tangerine being the younger "brother" always trying to prove himself and live up to how lemon is his idol/hero in so many ways.....lemon naturally being the better shot so tangerine offers to drive them everywhere and endeavors to use his gun less....A LOT TO UNPACK HERE!!!!! and then the part about tangerine not wanting to be abandoned again (not that lemon would Ever), so he does his best to be a provider for lemon in any way possible. let me just lay down and die for a minute, it's fine

[gaiuskamilah]

this bartender sucks and im a lightweight. at this point by the time the new blades comes out i'll be drunk again

[groverarms]

Told the clinic I had Lyme disease and they made me wait 3 weeks. Went to the ER because the symptoms were getting horrible. Told them it was Lyme. They didn't even order a test for it. I'm ndn so I'm obviously a drunk and that's why my liver's shutting down, right? I don't drink. It's Lyme. No test. Well then you gotta be a drug addict and a whore so you MUST have hepatitis. No, I'm not sexually active and don't do hard drugs as you'll see from my third urine sample or 14th vial of blood you took. It's a mystery and we have to admit you. Fuck. No. I'm going home.

Infection Dr. Comes by, takes one look at my chart and one look at my back. You have Lyme disease and it's attacking your liver. Here's your pills and prescription, come back tomorrow for the test results.

FUCKING THANK YOU. 12hrs and we don't know my ASS.

And how dare you refuse to listen then tell me it could be liver cancer when I'm already freaked about losing my mother who you wont let me go see in after you moved her away from me? Insensitive dickweeds.

[paradigmsofbrittaperry]

tonight I went to a bar that had a Lavender Haze cocktail and played Taylor Swift the whole time. 10/10 experience I was living my best millennial/early Gen Z Swiftie life.

[bailesona]

“  ah!  you  must  be  sybil,  then.  welcome,  do  come  in,  just  mind  your  step,  alright?  there  was  a  minor  incident  with  some  eggnog  earlier...  “          not  him,  of  course.  but  who  would  he  be  to  land  his  better  half  in  such  an  embarrassing  introduction?  better  to  leave  the  culprit  as  a  vague  mystery,  then  reveal  their  identity  at  a  much  later  stage  in  their  budding  friendship  with  sybil.  an  arm  extends  to  keep  the  door  open,  his  other  hand  outstretched  to  accept  her  coat  and  outerwear.  ramsay  moves  behind  him  with  swift  and  silent  speed,  brandishing  a  baguette  and  several  varieties  of  fresh  herbs  while  henri’s  disgusted  scoffs  erupt  from  the  kitchen.          “  now,  now,  gentlemen,  let’s  at  least  pretend  we’re  civil  adults,  shall  we?  sybil,  my  dear,  would  you  care  for  a  drink?  or  perhaps  something  to  eat?  henri  won’t  be  serving  anything  just  yet,  but  etienne  has  been  sneaking  out�� platters  of  hors  d’oeuvres  for  the  last  hour,  so  we  won’t  starve  yet!  make  yourself  at  home,  we’re  far  from  a  fancy  household.  “

@sugcrwrites​ liked THIS POST for a family holiday dinner starter!  ( and the locations of the other muses are in the tags if sybil wants to mingle!! )

[eileennatural]

shoutout to the waitress who gave me a significantly larger cocktail than my sister when we went in for 2 for 1 cocktails. but also fuck this place for making it policy to serve significantly smaller cocktails during 2 for 1 cocktail night

[ukdailymail]

Shana Wall crafts a 'Bloody Maria's' cocktail on a Sunday