#Faceblind

[crow-caller]

I'm faceblind! I've wanted to make a vid on it for a long time.

It's a bit of me discussing what faceblindness is, how it feels, how it impacts my life, and then most of it is my flatmate reminding me of the price of hubris with a fun quiz.

Play along at home! This video is already diagnosing people.

[augmentedpolls]

^^ quiz if you’re not sure (10-20 mins, it tells you your decile at the end)

[livingthewritelife-things]

Legally, I think my family members should tell me when they make a drastic change to their appearance instead of it being a surprise

[arcsin27]

GEORGE COSTANZA???

[octoberspirit]

Trying to represent a character's facial features accurately in BG3 but the design is just realistic enough be a face-blindness problem

Me, staring at a reference image with laser focus: Okay, I'm going to look away from this and choose a face with the same nose. Just focusing on the nose right now. I see it, and I know what it looks like, and all I have to do is put the same nose from here, over there. Me, looking at the character builder screen: I've never seen a nose before in my life

[meilas]

lmao I keep seeing the poster for dead boy detectives and I thought both boys were ezra miller

[sir-libearian]

Oh cute fanart! And tagged as one of my fandoms! I wonder which character that's supposed to be.

(I'm not criticizing the art. I'm just faceblind.)

[dubioustophat]

I need someone else faceblind in my life who can relate to the fact it's absurd people are meant to be able to tell these characters apart.

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[mutter-official]

ah, the faceblind "do I recognize you?" double-take

my beloved /s

[pangur-and-grim]

I did once have an incident where I was talking to this guy with tattooed eyeballs and demon horns implanted under his forehead, and saying “no, I don’t think we’ve met before, I would remember” (because how do you forget a guy with tattooed eyeballs??) and then his cat walked into the room and I was like “OH, okay yeah we’ve met.”

[so-i-did-this-thing]

The Sam Reich fans are finding that one selfie again, saying we look alike and have the same style, and I'm begging folks to understand that man didn't invent having a beard and wearing glasses + suits.

Gonna be a grump and blame athleisure in part for completely obliterating men's day-to-day fashion to where a sportscoat and vest are conflated for a suit, and all suits in the last 300 years have been compressed into a singular style.

Sorry, guys, I don't watch his stuff. Our styles are about 80-90 years apart. He dresses very corporate entertainer. I dress vintage country gentlemen. The vibes are nowhere near the same, I don't know how else I can tell you.

[time-slink]

faces faces faces… much fun

[mwagneto]

it's so fucking funny how every single person on earth who has a beatles haircut looks like a beatles member EXCEPT the 4 people they got to play the beatles in doctor who

[crowrelli]

pov ur an ipad

[copperbadge]

Recently had the upsetting realization that Brennan Lee Mulligan and Sam Reich are not simply one man who occasionally grows a beard and wears glasses as a bit.