#FUVK IT

[buggedstar]

Jeremy: I think it's funny that you caused a bite and i survived one

Michael: ...

Later at night,Jeremy sleeping on the floor with a small blanket: sowwy

Theyre both traumatized,one jokes about it and the other doesn't take it too well

[wordfather]

this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt

[nova-rpv]

doom morph morphing

dont forget ur daily clicks!!

[stayalittlerlonger]

I need figure out wtf is wrong with me because i keep fucking up every opportunity with love

[heavenly67]

Take a ride and fly high with Heavenly 67~🛩

[cute-as-buttons]

barbie is for the girls who grew up playing with barbies. it's for the girls who didn't. it's for the girls who aren't girls anymore. it's for girls who feel trapped by how rigged society is against them. it's for girls who grew up hating the colour pink because it was girly. it's for the girls - the people who were taught that any show of femininity, anything even associated with it made you weak. it's for the boys who don't realise the system is rigged against them as well. it's for the mothers who pushed down and locked up the weird and dark and crazy parts of themselves. it's for the people who love barbie, and hate her.

it's a love letter.

[succulant-system]

hes still my favorite (and im not normal about it)

[bugisbonkerz]

giving my homemade red guy body dysmorphia at buffalo wild wings™

[highlyincorrect]

NAH LOKI WRITERS COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS, YALL WITH YOUR PERFECTLY WRITTEN AND BEAUTIFULLY THOUGHT OUT ENDINGS YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK

MOBIUS STANDING ALONE???? LOKI FINALLY GETTING A THRONE HE NOW DOESNT WANT??? TWO LOVERS PULLED APART BY A UNIVERSE??? RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY-

[mouse-bones]

Letterboxd reviews for Saw X

[mcmuppet]

silliest goofiest most sweetie pie guy around

that's my driver

[corethetrueidiot]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLRM IM SO TIRED OF THEM . IM SO EMUNENE SICK.PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THESE SHACKLES

(og screenshot below. from the recent concert live.what is WRONG with them.)

WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS IM SOBBING THROUGH THE SVREEN . THE CLOSET IS MADE OUT OF GLASS THESE FUCKERS AINT HIDING SHIT

[bitchesontheroad]

My panties are soaked in my juices

[shakemelikeasnowglobe]

I wish lance stroll was half of the bitch his haters think he is

I wish he would come to every grandprix wearing a Prada suit, no shirt a diamond necklace and carrying a iced Frappuccino in one hand and Fernando alonso in a leash and just say "Daddy I want a trophy" and Lawrence would just shove a bunch of money in everyones hand and take the trophy for him

I wish he would just bat his pretty eyelashes and everything would be his

But life isn't fair and I have to bet on a losing dog that is hated for no discernable reason who loses a little bit of his spark every race weekend because he can't do as much as open his mouth in his own social media without being bullied because mental health of drivers only Metter if they are good enough that their loss will be considered a tragedy

[kermit-coded]

murph characters are great because he will make a little guy who is objectively hilarious as a concept and the he and brennan will take that little guy and emotionally destroy you.

[spoopy-arcade]

Your special day... I remember your special day.

Do you still like carrot cake?

It has been some time since I saw you last.

If I remember correctly, it is on the 11th.

I remember because you are number one - twice.

Cassie... what are you doing?

I love carrot cake... happy birthday, Cassie.