Me leaving my 9-5 job which barely covers my bills just to see the hulk throw my car at a villain and miss
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*Everyone is having dinner together*
George: Esteban, can you pass the salt?
Esteban: *Throws Pierre across the table*
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On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
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Joke
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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Me when I'm in a good mood then just randomly feel angry for no reason
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New flirting method where you just have a crippling panic attack infront of them
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Friday: Where love, lust, and sexual tension walk into a bar, and everyone's too busy flirting to notice the punchline.
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Why do adults never understand school shooting jokes?
Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience
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lmao me when ppl think being a p3do is funny
REALLL
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