#FUNNY JOKE

[cyber-corp]

[irbcallmefynn]

Hey can I be Down Bad for a second please

Cool thanks :3

[wilsonfrfr]

I love Impractical Jokers, I wish New York was real

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[kittyp333]

𝑊ℎ𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡l𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 >;)

[the-headless-horsedude]

if fulcrum was set on fire would he be

fulcrème brûlée

[thatdamnpoet]

Fun Fact:

When characters in books or movies ‘pee their pants’ when being faced by a monster or beast, it’s not out of fear.

They are just horny monster fuckers and their pussies are getting wet.

This is what has caused the misconception of ‘pussy’ being a word to describe a coward.

[captain-liminal]

Blind people can't see because they don't eat enough see food (this is a funny joke)

[xxbatmanb3y0ndxx]

oh god this #sucks but whatever my ass hurts so bad + some wips + uh me out side of a grocery store having depression heh… i guess i deserve it.. :)

[transpotato5]

guys I have an amazing joke in art class today my friend said “it’s not white enough” while painting and I said “that’s what the British said when first coming to the Americas” and he burst out laughing it was amazing

[cerberus253]

Someone talking about a certain character in a show they watch: Oh yeah, this character’s great! They’re funny, quirky, enjoyable to watch, and I want to see them be happy!

Me:

Them: … they’re like Jack Spicer

Me:

[emma-munson]

Pulled 900 words out of my ass and spit them onto a google doc, I sleep now.

[rushin-safire]

Forgive me

[wormtiddies]

alexanthan the gum, conquerer of all gluten free bakeries

[ekau]

more like transsnei am i right