#FUNDY WAS A CHILD

[lmanburgseulogy]

HE WAS TWENTY THREE. TWENTY THREE!!!!!! THAT IS NOT THE AGE YOU BECOME A GENERAL!!! THAT IS NOT THE AGE YOU BECOME PRESIDENT!!!!! THAT IS WHEN YOU GO TO THE CLUB. IM GONNA BE SICK

[spurgie-cousin]

ok YES i just need to start participating in ex-Christian tiktok bc this was my thought immediately after hearing this family was mormon and nobody else was talking about it!!

these kind of ideologies idealize and reward strict parenting bc strict parenting = more controllable adult congregation members. everyone is so confused on how this 8 passengers mormon mom was sharing these horrible parenting moments unapologetically and it's like, yea, it's because she thinks she's right on a *spiritual* level so she doesn't give a fuck what people outside of her ideology think. Bc she wholeheartedly believes they're not on her level.

[divinemackerel]

I hate how obvious it is that 99% of this fandom hasn't watched even one cFundy stream and just include him for the sake of "hoseok driving the bus". He's mildly important to cWilbur on a surface level so he has to be included in every fanfiction, of course, especially SBI centric ones where he'll be written off as a coworker or an unimportant child or in the worst cases, a dead child, because you can't fridge him enough.

He gets the same treatment as characters like Niki and CaptainPuffy, reduced to 2 dimensional stereotypes that don't actually play into their personalities or weaknesses or skills at all.

None of these writers actually care about cFundy and how his main theme is being forgotten and used and neglected. None of these writers actually know the character outside of the idea of him being a son. None of them actually know his relationship to his father and L'Manberg, or how Quackity has routinely used him, or how the whole server belittles before it quickly forgets him. I doubt any popular writers know even the beginning of Fundy's deep loyalty to Schlatt, how he noticed the dictator's illness first, how he left halfway through the mockery of the funeral, how he kept shclatt for practically his entire time on the server.

I doubt many people in the fandom actually know how smart and intuitive cFundy is, though he'll often ignore his gut instinct in favor of being hopeful, in feeling like he has a purpose until the server fully grinds him down into a resentful and pessimistic shell.

I'm really tired of looking for Fundy fanart or specifically fanfics and finding a 2d trope that doesn't reflect him at all, a cardboard cut out that someone lazily stapled fox ears to so they can add yet another character to the tags. I'm tired of people treating him as a shallow character to use for plot development and nothing more. I'm tired of how his incredibly emotional and deep character is often forgotten about or ignored.

Even in Fandom, he can't escape the treatment he constantly gets from others.

[connieaaa]

My class this quarter is basically a group therapy session.

Classmate: I was a horrible child

Me: No you weren't.

Classmate: You have to understand; when I was in preschool, there was a slide that you could only go down if you were 4. I was only 3, so everyday I would sit at the bottom of the slide so no one could use it.

Me: So, you were standing up to injustice?

Classmate: Oh

If you were a "horrible child", was your crime being too curious or too justice minded?

What was your sin? Was it being a child?

[cabinetduo]

underrated cabinetduo era was them during new L'manburg, not that anyone was unaware of their dynamic at the time but good lord were so many people annoying abt it

[campgender]

huge fan of the fact that by arguing against something from the ‘secular’ culture(s), fundamentalists inherently indicate that alternate perspectives exist. this post brought to you by the memory of how this strong pro-spanking passage was the first time i learned that some people out there thought it was bad to spank kids

[under-the-eye]

TW: Child Death

Breaking news! 

This evening we have a sad tale coming out of Oasis Springs. Today is Baptism Day, a holiday celebrated by followers of the Watcher across the globe. The Dominguez family was doing just that when tragedy struck.

The family was using a local canal to complete their baptisms when their six-year-old daughter Magdalene was caught by the strong current and dragged under. The family did not notice their missing child for several minutes, by which point it was too late. Authorities were called, but the little girl was declared dead on the scene. 

The Fire and Rescue department of Oasis Springs would like to remind citizens that the canals are dangerous and should not be used for recreational purposes, especially not young children, the elderly, or those without prior difficult swimming experience. 

Oasis Springs News will return after these messages.

[jacquesthepigeon]

ML american adaptation where the only big difference is that the Agrestes are fundies

[exmojoe]

mormon parents signing you out of sex ed in school because “that’s something parents should teach you”:

mormon parents when it comes to teaching you about sex: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 sex = bad 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

[zorishy]

Wilbur really needs to get on the qsmp before tallulah turns into another fundy

[typical-fundie-fridays-fan]

Kids swim shirt/Rash Guard

Hey y'all!

I guess I'm on a recolor spree lol. Anyway, here's a swim shirt/rash guard since we don't have any in game for children. It's not the best, but yeah.

Enjoy :)

♡ DOWNLOAD ♡

[jordankennedy]

the web is sooooo super overbearing helicopter parent to me

[particleseparationroom]

therapist asks me to explain what church was like for me as a kid and really emphasizes the "if you're ready to talk about this" and "if it's not too heavy" but before he finishes the sentence i am vibrating in my seat ready to talk about my special interest, the most evil religion ever invented

[july-19th-club]

tanaaj is such a tragic character "i do everything right nobody has ever been as good or correct about the rule of saint leah as i am. unrelated but why do i feel so bad and guilty and lonely all the time?" well for starters you live in fully automated luxury catholicism so that's gonna contribute to the issue for sure

[connieaaa]

Excuse me, my inner child is in an absolute rage and throwing things again...

[villruu]

Beep Boop, a fic gift for @grimaussiewitch for the @mcyt-valentines exchange!! Featuring Eret having a good day in the pre-l'manburg war era